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Alright, so we got some coffee in here.

Put a couple creamers in. You know, just put the whole fucking thing in like

that. Put a little bit of banana.

Some honey.

I'm telling you guys, you're not going to get a bit of hangover killing this.

Alright?

I used to drink this thing all the time.

Back at those parties at the coffee.

We can cut that out, right?

I was never there, right? Capisce?

Never there.

Alright.

Anyway, so we got some honey to throw a little bit of ketchup.

And the sugar is so important. You just got to trust me on this.

There we go.

All right.

And then, you know, put it all together.

And what do you get?

Bibbidi -bobbidi -boo!

Shit! My Stephanie's... I know you don't, but...

I

think this is the house.

It looks a lot nicer than I thought it was gonna look, though.

Hmm.

She's supposed to visit for a little bit. I haven't seen her in years, so

is kind of a big deal, you know? So, um, my hair okay?

Come on in, all right?

Yeah, come on. Make yourself at home.

That documentary, uh, you know, on yours truly, ever since I was in that show.

Really? Yeah, Nikki Rebel, teenage attorney at large.

They can't get enough of me.

Not too old, but just saying.

Kind of a big deal.

Well, my mom never let me watch that show.

Yeah, she said that TV from the 90s is, like, terrible.

Can we cut? Just give it a go. Some ground rules.

Alright, listen.

This is the contract.

Go ahead and read it.

You gotta sign it, okay? You gotta sign this release.

With the whole documentary thing going on, I have to have you John Hancock,

okay? Wait, wait, wait.

Let me get this straight.

I'm not allowed to have my cell phone.

There's a no closed door policy.

Very important. I don't even get to choose what I get to wear.

We'll pick it out for you.

You get to decide where I can and can't go?

Of course.

You see the neighborhood here?

It's not that bad.

And I have to get on a vegan diet?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's a little ridiculous, don't you think?

Don't forget, this is also an NDA.

We can't have worry about this project going out.

Not how we're making it. We want to be able to kind of really work it into a

bidding war.

I thought that this project was already paid for.

Details, details.

It's just the way things are.

It's the way it works, okay?

Listen, you want to break into the biz?

Is that important to you? You want to break in?

Yeah, okay. Okay, well, this is point -of -play stuff.

works. You know, I won't steer you wrong.

I just, I want to help you out, kiddo. Okay? Just, you know.

Okay. There you go.

Okay, perfect.

Alright, leave that marker. Alright.

Yeah, I think we need a montage.

We're going to do a montage. Oh, yeah, let's do this. All right, come on. Come

on, Kayla, let's go. What do you mean?

Come on. All right.

Oh, my God. Let me take a look at you.

Let's see.

What the hell?

You're so much more touchy than you used to be.

I don't know.

Let's see. Uncle.

What are you looking at? Oh my god, hey!

This girl needs some work, alright?

I don't think I'm ready to be on camera yet, Uncle. This has got to go.

Don't worry about it.

It's all part of the show, you know.

What?

What? Hey!

It's okay.

Oh my god, Uncle! There's a camera!

We could just cut this stuff off. Oh, you know, and edit.

I don't know what this is.

Are these pants?

Are these stockings?

It's a cute outfit.

We just need to take this all needs to go. Oh, my God.

I can't.

In front of the camera?

Listen, we're just going to see what we're working with. Hey.

Oh, my God.

All right.

The thighs look about a good size.

Oh, my God. You're such a pervert.

Hey. What about the cup size?

Come on. I've got to get some clothes for you, so I've got to see what sizes

are.

Oh,

my God.

All right. I think I've got a good feel for it.

Stay right here.

I've got something.

I think I have just the right clothes.

Give me a second. Why do you have women's clothing, Uncle?

So many questions.

Okay.

We're going to try some of these.

All right.

What about your size?

These are crazy.

Where do you even buy this?

Take this off.

Uh -huh.

Oh, God.

If you're going to undress me, at least get my shoes.

There's one.

I tell you right now, you're going to have to do open toes.

Open toe shoes from now on.

Why? Because people want to look at your feet.

My feet? What are you talking about?

I want to be an actor.

And if you want to be an actor, you've got to be willing to show some skin.

Are you sure?

Okay.

What do you think?

It's going to look good, right?

All right. One foot.

And two foot.

All right.

Oh.

Hey.

Uncle. Tight right there? Oh, my God. I don't think you really need to dress me.

Make sure. I think this is a little unnecessary.

What are you doing down there? I'm just making sure everything looks right.

It's good.

It's very good. I don't know about all this, Uncle. Yeah, look at that. It's

perfect. Got a good spread going on. All right. Yeah. All right. Now we got to

get the bottoms on.

Yep. Those are really small, Uncle.

Oh, they're perfect. Come on. You want them small.

You want small clothing.

Only small clothing for you.

Okay. You promise this is going to get me a job?

It'll definitely help.

Have a lot of lovely young ladies out.

Oh, my God. What is that top?

Oh, this will do very nicely.

It's so little.

It's perfect.

I don't think it goes like this, Uncle.

Well, I don't wear women's clothing, so why would you put it on then?

I'm telling you right now, though, if you want to make it into this, you need

stop dressing like some hick from Chicago, okay?

I'm not even a hick. I'm from the city.

Excuses, excuses.

I don't know.

My nipples are almost out.

Good. We want them to be almost out. What?

You want to show just enough that the Gooners will...

Play with their dicks.

The Gooners?

What are you talking about?

I thought I was going to an acting.

Yes, you are. But, you know, sex sells in the biz.

Are you sure this is going to give the right message?

I've been doing this for a very long time.

You just got to trust me on this, okay?

So, enough questions.

And more looking pretty, alright?

You know, I'll make some calls. I'll get you on all the casting couches, calls,

all the casting calls.

Couches? No,

no, the casting calls, casting calls. Oh. You go and they take a look at you.

You do a little acting, show a little smile, you know.

Exactly. Is that good?

Yeah, very good.

He's such a proud uncle.

My gosh, look at you. You're growing right in front of me.

Give me a twirl. Let me see. Give the camera a twirl.

What do you guys think?

Is she gorgeous or what?

Come on. There it is.

Ready for my acting gig.

You're ready, Chica.

Scram. I can't wait. Go, go, go. There's a casting call coming up right now.

Fucking go.

so fast.

So I was telling Sarkozy that if you want me, me, Nikki fucking Rebel, in

film, you're gonna have to cop the dinero, the moolah, the big bucks.

What the...

First of all, I sent you to a tasteful indie place.

They told me that they were going to have a nice stick it in my ass.

Oh, so it's French.

Is that why you have no vegan diet?

You sicko. Oh, fuck me for wanting to be healthy and feel good.

You're disgusting, uncle.

Wow.

Unbelievable. After everything I've been doing for you.

I was just on the phone with a very prolific editor of a magazine.

I put my name on the line. I've called casting directors, interviewers.

I can't even come in here guns hot like this. You should be thanking me.

I'm supposed to stick it in my bank account for you.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry, Uncle.

You're right.

You're right. You've been helping me so much.

It's just you. That took me off guard a lot.

You never done it on camera like that before.

Listen, I understand where you're coming from, all right?

It's not easy being the new girl on the block.

I get it.

You're just trying to make a name for yourself, and you're asking your good

uncle for help, and, you know, it's just, it wasn't what you expected. It

wasn't, you weren't ready. You weren't prepared.

I'll tell you what, all right?

Good old Uncle Nicky, he's got a, he has a solution.

For all of your problems, I think I have a really great... I know, I know I have

a really great idea.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. What is it?

I mean, maybe you want to just sort of dip your toes in instead of trying to

dive your head first, right?

You don't want to just kind of jump in right with the sharks or anything, yeah?

Yeah,

right.

Well then, maybe instead of just throwing you into a film...

We'll do a little bit of coaching, and we can make a little, uh, a little

casting reel.

Yeah, right, a little casting reel, yeah.

You mean, do it with you? Listen, if you can show that you're up

to snuff and everything, then it'll help your chances. We can submit this. On

camera? Well, we're not going to just tell them. With my uncle?

All right, well, listen.

It could be with your dear old uncle who loves and cares and respects you.

Or it could be with some random Joe Schmoe who doesn't even know your name.

I don't want that.

Okay? Um, just please take it slow.

I'll set the mood.

Take it nice and easy, alright?

Yeah? Oh, okay.

My step -niece.

Come here.

Okay.

Hey, do you trust your uncle?

I do.

I do trust... Shh.

Okay.

This is a non -speaking room.

You have to say a word.

Okay. Just go with the flow.

Okay?

How else are the casting directors going to see what you've got going on?

You've got to film it.

Okay?

Okay, and this is going to help my career? It'll do so much for your

my God.

Okay.

There you go. See, your uncle's got that thing.

Oh my God.

See how easy that was?

Look, you're already halfway there.

I guess.

I guess you have a point.

I know what you're doing.

I do. I'm a pro at this.

I was born for this.

Whoa,

I can tell.

Is this how you've made a lot of girls famous?

Only the special ones.

You can take the world by storm with a body like this. You think?

I really do.

You think that they would like seeing that?

Oh, of course. Who wouldn't? It's such a great body.

Oh, that does feel really good, Uncle.

Let Uncle take it.

Slow. Don't worry.

After we're done, you'll know everything you need to know.

Let's see how tight you are. What?

Let's see how tight that pussy is. Oh my -

You're so wet.

Am I?

Does it feel good?

Does it? You tell me. It feels pretty good for me. Oh, good.

See?

Another finger?

Of course.

Oh, my God.

We're going to be putting a lot more than just a finger. What?

Don't worry.

Not too much. I mean,

it's a healthy size.

I'm going to put that in your mouth.

Listen, you've got to get me nice and hard if you want me to perform.

Okay, Uncle.

Don't go proud.

Stop your face with it. Come on.

Come on. Show them that you like it rough. That you're a tough one. I don't

think I like it rough.

Well, you know, you're going to have to learn to like it rough.

There you go.

That mouth wide open.

That's it. Catching this?

Look at that fucking throat.

This goat is going to be a throat goat. Just wait and see.

Adventurous with it.

Come on.

You gotta like... Yeah, stick that tongue out. There you go.

Now suck on them. Come on.

Come on, suck them out of their socket. Come on, you can fucking do it.

Hard.

Yeah. There you go.

Wow, that's too much for my mouth. It's not too much. You can do it.

Nice and proud.

Nice and proud and hard as a rock.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah. Oh,

over the fucking face.

Oh yeah, there we go.

You're a mess. You gotta be messy. You gotta be... willing to get messy, you

gotta be willing to get your hands dirty, and your mouth sloppy, and your

fucked.

Fucking niece that's gonna take the world by storm. Yeah, I hope so Fucking

star. I'm gonna make sure it happens. You understand me, okay? Uh

-huh

with a fucking cunt

Don't worry about them, they're professionals.

Oh yes, that was fucking nice, that's right.

Uh -huh, I'm playing with that fucking pussy.

That pussy's nice and ready for me.

Let me see how rough you can handle it.

Stick that tongue out and suck it with those balls. Come on, you can do it.

Almost.

There you go.

Make some noises.

Come on.

Come on.

There you go. You're playing the harmonica.

There you go, see? Now we're having fun, aren't we?

Oh, my gosh.

See?

Your uncle knows music, huh?

You cannot feel that you're exposed just because you're exposed.

You need to love it.

This doesn't seem right.

fucking thing.

Stretching out, uncle. Yeah, you fucking liar. Look at that fucking pussy

stretching. Can you see that? Can you see it?

Look at that pussy stretching like that.

next biggest star.

Very rapid.

I want you to look at the camera. I want you to smile.

And I want you to say, I'm a dirty whore.

I'm a dirty whore. I love getting fucked by my uncle.

Come on.

Oh, okay.

I love getting fucked by my uncle.

There we go.

Now I want you to say to the camera, my uncle's cock tastes so good.

This is just going to go to the casting director.

I love my uncle's cock and I'm going to be a big star.

That's right.

I don't think I've ever done it like this.

Let me see how much you want to be a big fucking star.

It's only a proverb that you like.

There you go. There's your meal today.

That's pretty good.

I did a good job, uncle.

Oh my goodness, sweetheart.

You did a great job.

You're gonna be a huge star.

Cool. Maybe we can watch the video and try it again.