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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,437 --> 00:00:08,240 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:09,308 - Alice. 3 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,542 - She's just a friend. 4 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:11,778 - Nobody looks at their friend like that. 5 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,646 - Just tell me how you feel. 6 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:14,714 - What's our goal here? 7 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:15,948 - Dig up dirt on Brett. 8 00:00:15,981 --> 00:00:17,751 - What'd he do? - Your wife. 9 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,620 - Someone stole the quilt, 10 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:22,054 but I will get that thing back. 11 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,890 - How did we get here, Birdie? 12 00:00:23,989 --> 00:00:25,891 - We were so freaked out. 13 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:28,861 Everything just got out of control so fast. 14 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:29,862 - We got to get gas. 15 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,431 - With a dead person in the trunk? 16 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:34,366 - I've never heard of anyone getting killed 17 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,036 the way that you just described. 18 00:00:36,101 --> 00:00:37,302 Show me. 19 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,704 - Maybe I will take that light. 20 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,709 - Every garden needs to be 21 00:00:42,808 --> 00:00:45,177 left fallow for a season. 22 00:00:52,985 --> 00:00:54,521 - You let the soil rest 23 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,222 so it can come back stronger in the spring. 24 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:01,527 - It's the only way for the garden 25 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,164 to transition from death to new life. 26 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,599 - Keith! 27 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,867 My God. 28 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,537 - Check his pulse. 29 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:13,539 Help me put pressure on the wounds. 30 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:16,775 There's so much blood. 31 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,811 - Keith! 32 00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:18,978 Keith, wake up! 33 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,980 - I can't find a pulse. 34 00:01:21,013 --> 00:01:22,314 - Keith! Come on, move. 35 00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:23,817 - There's no pulse. - My God! 36 00:01:23,882 --> 00:01:24,751 Just keep-- keep putting pressure! 37 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:26,186 - I am, I am! 38 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:28,620 - Keith, come on. Move something, just anything! 39 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,123 - Guys. - My God! 40 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:31,457 God. Please, please... 41 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,359 - Guys. - Please, please, please. 42 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,527 Please. God, please. No. 43 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,396 Why don't you do CPR? 44 00:01:37,496 --> 00:01:38,331 - It's too late. 45 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:40,099 - Or what about those, um-- 46 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,634 the--the paddle thingies? 47 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,069 - That doesn't put the blood back in people. 48 00:01:43,168 --> 00:01:44,704 - No, no, no. - He's gone. 49 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,805 - No! - God. 50 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:48,040 - Call 911. 51 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:50,143 - OK. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 52 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,212 Let's think about this. 53 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:53,346 - Think about what? 54 00:01:53,445 --> 00:01:54,713 - What we're gonna say. 55 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,882 - What? 56 00:01:55,914 --> 00:01:57,250 - "Send an ambulance." 57 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,350 - I mean about what happened. 58 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,551 - It was an accident! 59 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,254 - Yeah, well, it doesn't look like one. 60 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:05,525 - But it was. 61 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:06,992 - Our prints are all over his body. 62 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,193 - Because we are trying to save him. 63 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,030 - Or we pushed him. 64 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,699 - What? That didn't happen! 65 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:14,700 - Tell that to a jury. 66 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,002 - We're on trial now? 67 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,871 - We will be if we don't think this through. 68 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:22,008 - But it's the right thing to do. 69 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:23,342 - OK, then what? 70 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,177 With the quilt and the wood chipper? 71 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:29,248 I mean, at best, it's manslaughter. 72 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,617 - Like, we literally slaughtered a man. 73 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,852 - On accident! 74 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:34,687 - That still puts us behind bars! 75 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:36,288 - Yeah, you want to never see your kids again? 76 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,093 - Alice. - Fine. 77 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,628 Yeah, I'll call. 78 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:43,596 - No. 79 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,897 Alice, wait. 80 00:02:44,963 --> 00:02:46,466 Alice. Alice. 81 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,599 Wait, wait. 82 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,867 What did you tell Patty? 83 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,805 - To get her down here. 84 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,040 - What did you text her? 85 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,115 - First, I said, 86 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,284 "Get your ass down to Mack Avenue Garden Center." 87 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,552 - OK, that's not so bad. 88 00:03:06,618 --> 00:03:08,187 - I mean, it's a little aggro, but-- 89 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:11,691 - And then I might have said, 90 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:15,328 "I'm gonna take away what you love the most." 91 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,731 No. 92 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,865 - Jesus! 93 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,668 - I meant the quilt. 94 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,569 - But it sounds like her husband. 95 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:27,941 - There goes manslaughter. 96 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:29,609 - Now what do we do? 97 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,312 She hasn't read it yet. 98 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,879 - She will when the cops wake her up 99 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,948 to say her husband's dead. 100 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,085 - We can't call anyone else. 101 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,552 We can't. We can't. 102 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,655 - But he's my father-in-law! 103 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,557 I have to. 104 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,692 - Either way, we're going to his funeral. 105 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,962 - You want to go to jail too? 106 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,872 - I don't think I want to garden anymore. 107 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,212 Why me? 108 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,549 - If we get pulled over, you're the drunk friend 109 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:11,584 who needs a ride home. 110 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,987 - Are you sure we shouldn't just try the lake? 111 00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:17,456 - No, better to hide in plain sight. 112 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,891 - Please. 113 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,396 - Garden makes the most sense. 114 00:04:24,463 --> 00:04:26,399 - Yeah, we decide what gets planted. 115 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,901 - And how deep. 116 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,173 It's Addie. 117 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,242 - Don't answer it. 118 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:38,745 - What if it's an emergency? 119 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:47,519 Sweetie, it's too late for iPad. 120 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:50,223 - Daddy didn't close my closet. 121 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,423 - Addison. 122 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,492 - The monster's gonna get me. 123 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,762 - Monsters don't hide in the closet. 124 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,096 - Where are they? 125 00:05:03,769 --> 00:05:05,404 - Nowhere I'll ever let you be. 126 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:06,706 - When are you coming home? 127 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:07,874 - Soon, baby. 128 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,475 - Come home now. 129 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,211 - Only if you go to sleep. 130 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,346 - OK, Mommy. Love you. 131 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:16,783 - I love you so much. 132 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,088 - OK. 133 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:23,255 No more FaceTimes. 134 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:28,394 Purses, phones-- put them in here. 135 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,509 - Showtime, drunk friend. 136 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,821 - I know this might sound weird, 137 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:58,358 but... 138 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,093 try to take care of him. 139 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,964 - We will. 140 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:16,709 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 141 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:18,978 - Hey, baby. 142 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,312 It's me. 143 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,048 I know you said you needed some space, 144 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,918 but I meant to congratulate you on all your new followers. 145 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:29,189 People are really eating up all your bartending content. 146 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:30,589 Also, couldn't help but notice you got 147 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,658 a lot of men following you. 148 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,595 But hey, you're a fierce woman. 149 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,663 If any of those creeps slide into your DMs, 150 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,865 I know you'll be smart about it. 151 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,836 Anyway, it's looking like a slow night. 152 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:46,639 So if you get bored or anything, hit me up. 153 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,709 Whatever. 154 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,711 Bye. 155 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:13,966 - Hey, man. 156 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,300 Help us out? 157 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,170 - What do you need? 158 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,338 - Beer. 159 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,209 - Yeah, my buddy and I forgot our IDs at home. 160 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,879 I don't know, I could get arrested. 161 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,048 - Come on. 162 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,882 We'll give you some. 163 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,018 - I don't drink. 164 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:34,987 - OK. 165 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,122 What about weed? 166 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,324 - Do I look like I do drugs? 167 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,194 - Well, you don't look like you'd turn them down. 168 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,596 - That's funny. 169 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:45,598 Just get the hell out of here, all right? 170 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,966 Y'all are spoiled pricks. 171 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,634 Go. 172 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:51,937 - Let's go, dude. - All right, dude. 173 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,340 - Good God! 174 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:54,441 - Dude, am I crazy, 175 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,742 or did that guy smell hella good? 176 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,310 I thought the same thing, yo! 177 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:02,314 - Like--like cologne but super fancy. 178 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,783 - Hey, let's try this asswipe. 179 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,019 - Hey, lady! 180 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:17,363 - Bro, that's your fake mom. 181 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,043 Stick it back under the brick. 182 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,081 - This is bananas. 183 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:40,220 - No matter what happens, she can never read that text. 184 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:44,724 OK, so Keith came downstairs to make a quesadilla. 185 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,292 It has to be here somewhere. 186 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,661 Right there. 187 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:56,769 Um, try Doug's birthday. 188 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,004 092591. 189 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,542 - God damn it. - Think. 190 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,744 - Maybe--maybe her street address. 191 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,111 - That's not enough numbers. 192 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,815 - Honey, what are you doing? 193 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:11,283 You better not be eating again. 194 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,167 Alice, wh... 195 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:35,375 - What are you doing? 196 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,876 - I let myself in. 197 00:09:37,976 --> 00:09:40,613 I didn't mean to scare you. 198 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:43,415 - What time is it? 199 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,317 - Late. 200 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,619 Is Doug here? 201 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,721 No, no. 202 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,556 We sent him to the cabin. 203 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:52,057 I was 204 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,192 I was worried. 205 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,927 Well, don't be. 206 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,230 His dad is--is joining him tomorrow. 207 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:04,303 Is Keith's car in the driveway? 208 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,509 - I didn't see it. 209 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,379 - That man is always 210 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,714 at some fast-food drive-through, 211 00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:17,951 stuffing his face, thinking I won't wake up. 212 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:25,291 Well, since no one's sleeping, how about some tea? 213 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,363 feel terrible... 214 00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:36,735 About what happened tonight. 215 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,239 - Well, it was embarrassing for everyone. 216 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,277 - Is Doug OK? 217 00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,211 - You really care? 218 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:49,816 - He's still my husband. 219 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,389 - Then let's talk honestly for once. 220 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,957 - OK. 221 00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:02,394 - You can't fake a marriage, Alice. 222 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,899 - Doug means everything to me. 223 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,734 - That doesn't mean there isn't some tiny bit 224 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,903 of room for someone else. 225 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,772 - I've never cheated, Patty. 226 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,642 - But if you stay in this game long enough, 227 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,177 then there's bound to be another man 228 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:22,048 who gets you better than your husband. 229 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,422 - How'd it go? 230 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,724 - Let's just get out of here. 231 00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:34,561 - What if we had to make a slight detour first? 232 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:35,961 - What? 233 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:40,033 - OK, so remember when you were in high school 234 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,533 and your parents were like, 235 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,902 "If you ever get drunk at a party, 236 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,738 "we'd rather you call us and drive home, 237 00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,806 and we promise you won't get punished." 238 00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,540 And then you fall for it and you get grounded 239 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:49,808 for, like, a month. 240 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:50,909 And then that's, like, the last time you ever 241 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,046 call them for anything ever again. 242 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,581 - What? 243 00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:04,190 Are you kidding? 244 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,393 - They're out here wasted, trying to buy beer. 245 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,726 - Why is that our problem? 246 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,827 - Because he could get arrested. 247 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,764 - I'm sorry, but how is that 248 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,533 more important than us going to prison? 249 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,307 - Because I want him to know that he can count on me. 250 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,445 - Or you could just get a new garden intern. 251 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:36,456 - He might be more than just a garden intern. 252 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,230 - That's not what's going on. 253 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,331 - Come on. 254 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,365 Wife to wife. 255 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,434 - No. 256 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,572 - So you mean to tell me 257 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:57,076 that you have no feelings whatsoever for your friend? 258 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,477 Not even a pang? 259 00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,611 - Patty! 260 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,313 Come on. 261 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:04,017 I mean, let's just lay the cards on the table. 262 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,318 - OK, you're right. 263 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,423 - Which part? 264 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:16,995 - Maybe there is something else with Brett 265 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:20,500 that, um, I've just ignored. 266 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,875 All this real talk is making me hungry. 267 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,177 You want a burger? 268 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,780 Keith says that calories don't really count 269 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,515 between midnight and 8:00 a.m., so... 270 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,820 You know what? I-- 271 00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,423 I can't read a damn thing without my glasses. 272 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,692 OK. 273 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,794 Don't get old, Alice! 274 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,807 So what do you want? 275 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,043 - I'm good. 276 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,178 You mean to tell me 277 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:09,315 you don't do fries with that metabolism? 278 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,217 - I'm just exhausted. 279 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:16,022 - Well, marriage will do that to you, Alice. 280 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:22,195 Look, it's long and hard and complicated. 281 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:26,032 But if you're faking it, you're not in it. 282 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,571 - I'm in it, Patty. 283 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,841 - It took me a long time 284 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:40,145 to appreciate what I have in Keith. 285 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,855 You'll never know 286 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:54,594 how sorry I am about what happened tonight. 287 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,600 - Don't waste all that time if it isn't right. 288 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,605 OK. 289 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,945 But I might leave him if he doesn't text me back 290 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,246 about those fries. 291 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,118 Thank you. 292 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,120 - Never let 'em see you yawn, brother. 293 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,654 - Yeah, well, overnights are kicking my ass. 294 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,024 - You got to embrace it. 295 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,924 You got to be one with the darkness. 296 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,927 - We're not killing vampires. 297 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,895 We're babysitting drunks. 298 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,530 - If that's how you want to see it. 299 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,332 - Well, it's not gonna get me to division chief. 300 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,602 - You got half the town at that charity event tonight. 301 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,803 - So what? 302 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,239 - Well, think about it. 303 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:43,176 You got a bunch of rich people all being rich together. 304 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,077 - What is the worst that can happen? 305 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,613 Come on, man. 306 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,881 Listen, every case that comes through that door 307 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,582 could be the one to get your feet on the ladder. 308 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,019 - Lady witnessed some kind of fight at the gala. 309 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,120 Two guys trashed the place. 310 00:15:58,892 --> 00:15:59,926 - See? 311 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,293 There you go. 312 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:13,673 - Our crew is counting on us. 313 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,341 - Not my problem. 314 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,144 - We can't show up empty-handed. 315 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:22,514 - Dude, your mom's fire. 316 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,984 - I think your friend's had enough to drink. 317 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,519 - You're en fuegotoo. 318 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,322 - Lovely. 319 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:32,892 - All I'm saying is, 320 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,693 I think there's a real opportunity here. 321 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,629 This is your moment to decide 322 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,865 what kind of mom you want to be: 323 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,969 lame mom or cool mom. 324 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,105 - How about just mom? 325 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,740 Lame. 326 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,844 - My God! - There's a phone. 327 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,778 - Yeah. It's how calls work. 328 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,581 - Who's Wifey? 329 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,484 Just a friend. 330 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,717 - Who you call Wifey? 331 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,052 - What do we do? 332 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,187 - Send it to voicemail. 333 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,730 - Whose car is this? 334 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,669 - Guys, I don't feel too good. 335 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,503 - Open the window! 336 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:19,873 - It's locked. 337 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,808 - Stop, stop, stop, stop! 338 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,693 - Did you guys steal this car? 339 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,596 - One six-pack. 340 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,211 - I'm solid. 341 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,028 - All right. 342 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,799 They should be here by now. 343 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,800 God. 344 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,570 What do we do? 345 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,306 - Just hold our breath. 346 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,664 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 347 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,875 - Hey, Lexi. 348 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,376 - Stop stalking me. 349 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,079 - All you have to do is pick up your phone. 350 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,580 - Did you put another tracker on my car? 351 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,250 - Yeah, that's what I do for a living. 352 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,185 Go back to work. 353 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,355 - Hey, everything OK here? 354 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,022 - None of your business, tough guy. 355 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,590 - He's my boss. 356 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,730 I'll be inside if you need me. 357 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,500 - Why are you working so late on a school night? 358 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,569 - Because I can't pay tuition, Dad. 359 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,239 - What about that birthday check I sent you? 360 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,643 That covered, like, one book. 361 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,177 - How much do you need? 362 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,645 - Don't worry about it. 363 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,015 - That's why I'm here, because I worry about you. 364 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,316 - Awesome. 365 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,018 I'll get you a World's Greatest Dad T-shirt. 366 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,087 - Just give me another shot. 367 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,622 - Bourbon or tequila? 368 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,792 - I'm not that person anymore. 369 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,362 You moved on to scotch. 370 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,996 - OK. 371 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,163 OK. 372 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,632 Fair enough. 373 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,970 Truce, please? 374 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,778 Fine. 375 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,446 - How much is tuition? 376 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,481 - You can't afford it. 377 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,050 - That's my problem, not yours. 378 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,826 - Just don't break my heart again. 379 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,739 - I'm sorry about your car. 380 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,074 That's OK. I don't-- 381 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,210 OK. 382 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,278 Thank you. 383 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,419 - Or whosever it is. 384 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,623 - How you getting home? 385 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,428 I've been crashing here for a little while, actually. 386 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,962 - Why? 387 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,432 - My mom's pissed at me. 388 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,568 - What'd you do this time? 389 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,442 - I told her that I want to hang with you more. 390 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,750 I'd like that. 391 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,721 - Thanks for being so cool. 392 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,393 OK. 393 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,927 Love you. - What? 394 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,063 No. Not in a weird way. 395 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,198 - That was like a... - No, yeah. 396 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,598 - Hey, man. Love you. 397 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,901 - Yeah. Yeah, I got it. - You get it. OK, I'm gonna go. 398 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,036 OK. 399 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,042 - Nice. 400 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,749 Dude, she got us nonalcoholic. 401 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:56,915 - Bro! 402 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,824 - I'm sorry about all that. 403 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,863 - It's OK. 404 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,133 - I didn't know what to do. 405 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,971 - You did what any good mom would do. 406 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,384 You really think we're gonna get away with all this? 407 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,855 - We don't have a choice. 408 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,199 - I mean, even if they did get pulled over for something, 409 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,201 it doesn't mean they got arrested. 410 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:49,903 - But if they didn't get arrested, 411 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,238 why wouldn't they be here? 412 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,940 Man. 413 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,086 - Let's say we get through this. 414 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,787 - OK. 415 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,122 - Then what? 416 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,789 - What do you mean? 417 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,160 - How--how are we supposed to wake up tomorrow 418 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:19,298 and make breakfast with this seared in our brains? 419 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,000 - I don't know. 420 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,836 - Here's an omelet, Doug. 421 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,703 Would you like a fork, 422 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:28,107 like the pickax that was in your dad? 423 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,077 Or maybe a spoon to shovel some sugar over your cereal, 424 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,848 like the--the dirt that I dumped on your dad? 425 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,221 - You guys eat big breakfasts. 426 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,659 - Patty was right about me. 427 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:50,130 - The same woman who shot your dog. 428 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,965 - God. 429 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:59,038 You're a good friend. 430 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,576 Thank God. 431 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,313 - Wait, that's not them. 432 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,284 - What do you mean? 433 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,019 - It's a cop. 434 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,030 - This is not good. 435 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:28,634 - Here. 436 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:31,805 Go with it. - What? 437 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,988 - Attention, lovebirds. 438 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,523 This is private property. 439 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,959 So you don't have to go home, 440 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:56,128 but you should go home. 441 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,034 - Did you mean what you said to Patty? 442 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:35,234 - Does it matter? 443 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,869 - Kinda. 444 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,505 - Our lives are already a mess. 445 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:41,007 - Just answer the question. 446 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,076 - And then what? 447 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,145 - I don't know. 448 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:51,050 - What, we pretend like-- like I'm not married 449 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,154 and that we're not about to bury my father-in-law? 450 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,460 It's about time. 451 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,808 - What are we gonna do about their car? 452 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:19,846 - All right. 453 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,780 We take it to one of those chop shops downtown. 454 00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,316 Parts get sold off across the country. 455 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,919 - What about DNA? 456 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,886 - We'll strip the fabric from the trunk. 457 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:33,960 That--that only takes care of the blood. 458 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,963 - What about the back seat? 459 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,134 - Who was in the back seat? 460 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,073 Dude. 461 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,741 God! It's everywhere. 462 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,448 Wifey. 463 00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,116 God, it's Patty again. 464 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,587 You got to text her something. 465 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,855 - No. 466 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,923 - OK, her next call is gonna be to the cops. 467 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,701 - What do I say? 468 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,403 - Whatever buys us the most time. 469 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:26,278 - It's not the worst thing we've done tonight. 470 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:29,015 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 471 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,984 - We'll do it together, OK? 472 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:32,951 - Yeah. 473 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:10,824 - Once 474 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,791 - Wait, where's the phone? 475 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,428 And where's Birdie? 476 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,332 - We made a deal. - I know. 477 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:20,599 - No more secrets. 478 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,412 - Have you been up all night? 479 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,279 - Still can't sleep. 480 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,983 - You're gonna pass out during your soccer game today. 481 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,921 - Not if the monsters eat me first. 482 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,856 - OK. 483 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,859 Where are they? 484 00:28:57,537 --> 00:28:58,704 Sorry. 485 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,673 Just your jacket. 486 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,575 Did you check under the bed? 487 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:03,643 - No. 488 00:29:03,676 --> 00:29:06,479 They love it down there. 489 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:13,853 Puppy. 490 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,387 - I've been looking for him. 491 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,655 - Yeah. 492 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:24,530 Can I ask you something? 493 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,269 - Why would a monster want to eat you? 494 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,503 - I did something bad. 495 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,742 - Everyone does bad things. 496 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:40,747 - I spilled my juice box on Daddy's laptop. 497 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,351 Well, that sounds like an accident. 498 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,618 - But I blamed Julie. 499 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,855 - Well, what did Daddy say? 500 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,790 - We need a new babysitter. 501 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,960 - He was just upset. 502 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:59,031 - Should I tell him it was me? 503 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,700 - Well... 504 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,173 It won't fix his laptop. 505 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,914 Just because you do a bad thing 506 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,417 doesn't make you a bad person. 507 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:32,999 - Can I help you, ma'am? 508 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,836 - I'm here to see Joel. 509 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,305 - Are you a friend? 510 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,240 - I was. 511 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,942 - Follow me. 512 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,574 - Come on. Open up. Zoe has to go to the bathroom. 513 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:20,313 - Hey! 514 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:21,647 Come here. 515 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,489 - Daddy, I got to pee. 516 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,856 - I can't breathe. - I know. 517 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,057 I just missed you guys. 518 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,259 - You just saw them yesterday. 519 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,395 - OK, OK. 520 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,000 - Wow! 521 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,567 How late were you out? 522 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,638 You know, lost track. 523 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,308 Who were you with? 524 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,744 Friends. 525 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:53,947 - Who? 526 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:57,017 - I don't even remember. 527 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,718 I had a lot to drink. 528 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:05,290 - Is that why you pulled me on the dance floor? 529 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,963 - Because you were so drunk? 530 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:18,038 I'm just, like... 531 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,173 really freaked out. 532 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,275 - Yeah. 533 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:23,476 Me too. 534 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:24,644 - Melissa-- 535 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,413 - That doesn't mean that we can't... 536 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,382 like, try again. 537 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:32,751 - Um... 538 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:35,255 maybe we shouldn't just jump into this. 539 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,758 - What's that mean? 540 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,595 It's complicated. 541 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:45,230 OK? 542 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,267 - Well, you seemed to have it all figured out last night. 543 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:50,537 - Well, I'm not in the best place right now. 544 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,141 - Are you serious? 545 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,644 - It wouldn't be fair to you. 546 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,279 - You know, I just-- 547 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,415 I kind of can't understand what changed literally overnight. 548 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,153 - Nothing I could ever explain. 549 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,558 - OK. 550 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:13,926 Thanks for the update. 551 00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,494 - No, wait. 552 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,029 - No, you know, you don't have to do the whole, like, 553 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,530 "it's not you, it's me" thing. 554 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:19,665 I--I get it. 555 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:20,933 - No, I highly doubt that. 556 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,036 Come on. 557 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,137 It was a stupid idea anyways. 558 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:27,307 - Why? 559 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,577 - We were never gonna fix something this broken, right? 560 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,159 - Marilyn? 561 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,927 Whoa, just slow--slow down. 562 00:34:20,994 --> 00:34:22,628 Slow down, OK? 563 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:23,730 What? 564 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,931 No, I haven't listened to your voicemail yet. 565 00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:29,869 I--My God. 566 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:33,005 OK, OK, OK. 567 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,708 I'm coming. 568 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,657 - My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 569 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,824 - Show me. 570 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,699 All right. 571 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,438 Let's do this. 572 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:06,639 - Now? 573 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:09,208 - Would you rather wait till the store is open? 574 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,710 - We cleaned everything. 575 00:35:11,744 --> 00:35:14,213 - Trust me-- 576 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,217 there's always evidence. 577 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:21,054 - I really don't want to go back there. 578 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,023 I'm sorry, but... 579 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,793 I'm really gonna need you to walk me through it. 580 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:33,032 - Can't I just tell you how to get inside? 581 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:35,934 - Homicide's still gonna need your statement. 582 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,436 - Why do we need to involve them? 583 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,371 - Because that's what happens 584 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,306 when you're charged with murder. 585 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,313 - I was sort of hoping that 586 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:50,483 we could keep this just between the two of us. 587 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,318 - Let me get this straight. 588 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,253 You rip out my heart, 589 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,755 and now you expect me to help you? 590 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,425 - Can't I just owe you a favor? 591 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,393 - You then spiked it on the ground 592 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,161 while it was still barely beating 593 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:07,266 and then you stomped all over it for sport. 594 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,936 - OK, I could have handled that differently. 595 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,204 - Yeah, I've got notes. 596 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,007 - I needed to make sure that you wouldn't come back. 597 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,108 - Mission accomplished. 598 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,876 - Because I would have wanted you to. 599 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,213 And then we would have had tons of hot sex 600 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,916 because there is no other kind with us. 601 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,351 And then I would have felt terrible 602 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,418 and broken up with you again, 603 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,686 and then more hot sex, 604 00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:29,356 except now it's even hotter because you're mad. 605 00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,224 And the cycle just repeats itself over and over again, 606 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:33,827 like a snake eating its tail. 607 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,362 - And what is wrong with that? 608 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,030 - It's not fair! - To who? 609 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:38,498 - Everyone! 610 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,436 - You know you could have just broken up with me 611 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,271 over a text like a normal person. 612 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:48,974 - There's nothing normal about this, Joel. 613 00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:55,914 It's good you came in first. 614 00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:57,751 The DA will take it easy, 615 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,952 and you'll do less time than your friends. 616 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:01,621 - I can't sell them out. 617 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,222 - It's the only way to avoid a long sentence. 618 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,523 - I can't do that either. 619 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,425 - You might surprise yourself. 620 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,230 They've got toilet wine. 621 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:13,833 - I can't have our baby behind bars. 622 00:37:40,159 --> 00:37:43,697 - I probably would have covered up a murder for you anyway. 623 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:47,434 - That's not the only reason I told you. 624 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:57,143 - How the hell are we gonna do this? 625 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:01,380 - I don't know. 626 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,317 But I know I only want to do it with you. 627 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,291 - And you're 100% sure that it's-- 628 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:13,960 God! 629 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,228 Nothing happened with my ex. 630 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:19,065 - But you're such a good liar. 631 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:22,402 - Well, then why don't you give me that polygraph? 632 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,751 - They only had decaf freshly brewed. 633 00:38:40,052 --> 00:38:41,954 - My fave. 634 00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:46,492 - Um, thank you so much for meeting me on short notice. 635 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,094 I didn't know if you'd be hungry. 636 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:51,264 Maybe later. 637 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:55,402 - So this is gonna sound a little bit strange. 638 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,905 The guy that you've been following for my husband. 639 00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:02,175 - My boy Brett. 640 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:05,911 - What exactly have you found on him? 641 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:12,152 Not a damn thing. 642 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,827 - Sorry. - No, do your chair. 643 00:39:21,894 --> 00:39:23,228 - No, I don't have to. 644 00:39:25,898 --> 00:39:28,233 - Did you get any sleep? 645 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,668 - No. 646 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,150 - Think we'll ever be the same? 647 00:39:45,184 --> 00:39:48,954 - Maybe someday. 648 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,757 - I meant us. 649 00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:57,797 Hey. 650 00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:59,365 Has anyone heard from Birdie? 651 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,601 - Just goes straight to voicemail. 652 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,938 - And why is Marilyn calling a goddamn meeting so early? 653 00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:07,974 Shouldn't she be at home with her goddamn cat? 654 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,978 - How are we ever gonna get the quilt back? 655 00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:12,911 - We're not. 656 00:40:13,012 --> 00:40:14,981 - How are we ever gonna get that phone back? 657 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:16,815 - We're not. 658 00:40:25,391 --> 00:40:27,427 There's just no way this ends well. 659 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,329 - Everything leads back to us. 660 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,501 - When a garden goes fallow, 661 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,871 it may seem like there's nothing to do. 662 00:40:53,085 --> 00:40:56,389 - Even though it just looks like a bunch of empty soil, 663 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,224 it's actually the most crucial time. 664 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,436 - The slightest misstep, 665 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,737 like adding too much fertilizer, 666 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:15,041 can create problems for generations to come. 667 00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,949 - Looks like she bought it. 668 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,818 - So we dump it in some frozen lake by their cabin? 669 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:29,054 - No, he's not going ice fishing. 670 00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:30,789 - Where is he going? 671 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,791 - Shopping. 672 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,128 - For what? 673 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:37,963 - His new life. 674 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,965 - That's why you have to be willing 675 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,003 to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty. 676 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:53,346 Whatever it takes to protect the garden you love. 677 00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:56,548 - Good news, baby. 678 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:58,784 I found a way to get you that tuition. 42059

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