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[ Rory ]:
Previously on Gilmore Girls:

- She's not here yet.
- All right.

You'll have to entertain me
until she arrives.

- Okay, burger boy, dance.
- Will you marry me?

- What?
- Looking for something to shut you up.

I thought you'd like
to go with me.

- You did not.
- I did, too.

- You did not, because you are not stupid.
- Why, thank you.

Slimy and weaselly, yes.
But stupid, no.

He was totally nice to you
and you were a big jerk.

If you like Tristin,
you go out with him.

- What did you do?
- You wanted something festive.

- You made me a Santa burger.
- It's no big deal.

No one ever made me something
quite this disgusting before.

So you're the big,
strong protector?

Little princess
needs a protector.

- [ Dean ]: What's your problem?
- Nothing.

- I just don't like your girlfriend.
- Doesn't look that way.

- Were you on a date?
- What?

- You have an escort.
- No, it's Luke, Mom.

Which is her way of saying
we weren't on a date.

I didn't mean it
like that.

- You don't want to fight me, Tristin!
- Why not?

'Cause l'll kill you, idiot!

What exactly is going on
between the two of you?

We're friends,
that's it.

You're idiots,
the both of you.

He has a thing
for you.

No, he doesn't.
It's just a game to him or something.

He has a thing for you.

He does nothing but insult me
and make me miserable.

He has a thing for you.

[ rustling noises ]

Ab-absolutely
nothing.

- Oh, come on.
- I'm sorry. I'm looking.

- But there is nothing in here.
- Uh, you're kidding, right?

No, everything
in here I wear.

- What?
- I do. There's nothing to give up.

The red and black halter top.

- Oh. No.
- Why?

Uh, it's a classic.

- Yes.
- It has tassels, Mom.

Okay. I've had this
since I was 17.

Okay, I'm sorry.
Did I mention the tassels?

You are heartless and
unsentimental.

You are a hopeless pack rat.

I don't understand why I have to uproot
my happy family of clothing, anyway.

Because it's a charity
rummage sale.

- I know.
- That you helped organize.

- Okay.
- And volunteered to run.

It was very hot in that room that day.
I was dehydrated.

They could have talked
me into anything.

- It was your idea.
- Okay,

I am a very sick woman,
and that should be apparent to anyone.

Okay. Get out of the way.

- What are you doing?
- Step away from the closet, please.

[ grunting ]
Aw, this is so unfair.

[ Lorelai ]: Oh, no, no, no.
Not that whole chunk.

Just pick...okay, take that. That's ugly.
Just that one. No...uh...

Okay, now,
all of this goes.

I want you to come up to this dresser,
open the top drawer, and take out

everything that you'd be embarrassed
to be wearing during a car accident.

Meet me downstairs.

Move!

♪ If you're out on the road ♪

♪ Feelin' lonely,
and so cold ♪

♪ All you have to do
is call my name ♪

♪ And I'll be there
on the next train ♪

♪ Where you lead,
I will follow ♪

♪ Anywhere that
you tell me to ♪

♪ If you need
If you need ♪

♪ You need me
to be with you ♪

♪ I will follow ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Where you lead ♪

♪ I will follow ♪

♪ Anywhere that
you tell me to ♪

♪ If you need
If you need ♪

♪ You need me
to be with you ♪

♪ I will follow
where you lead ♪♪

- Sweater.
- Over here.

- Jeans.
- In back of you.

A big, furry, purple thing
that could either be a hat,

a toilet paper cover,
or some kind of dirty hand puppet.

Mystery box
on the left.

Hey.

- Hey, Luke.
- Where do you want these?

- What do you have?
- Clothes, rags, some old pots and pans.

Kitchenware can go in the kitchen,
and the clothes can go right over there.

Okay.

- Here, Grinch.
- Thank you.

- Who wants cheese?
- Are there crackers?

Somewhere in the state
of Connecticut, yes.

And in the Gilmore house?

- Who wants cheese?
- Me, please.

Uh, kittens-in-the-toilet poster?

- [ Rory ]: Another one?
- This one's signed.

[ Lorelai ]: There's a man in my kitchen!
Somebody call the constable.

- Your mom's a fruitcake.
- Fruitcakes by the door, please.

Good bye, Rory.
I wish you luck. With everything.

I appreciate that.

Okay, so rummage sale's Sunday.
Today's Tuesday.

At this rate, we are going to be
sleeping in the yard by Thursday.

We've got to get this stuff
out of the living room.

- Hello.
- Go away.

I have a full set
of dishes.

- Come on in, Taylor.
- Oh, uh, dishes in the kitchen, please.

Okay, but I have
to explain something first.

- Fine, go ahead.
- The butter dish has a small chip in it.

- Safety tip. Got it.
- It's fine.

I filed down the chip. If you place it
strategically on the table, nobody'll ever know.

Taylor, would you like to write out some sort
of instruction manual to go with the dishes?

- Oh! Could I?
- Notepad's in the kitchen.

Oh! That's nice.

- Put that back.
- But it has rhinestones on it.

The point of this is to get crap out,
not trade it in for new crap.

- Okay, are you seeing this?
- Yes, I am.

I don't think you are, because
if you were seeing this,

you would see that this obviously
has "Lorelai" written all over it.

- Fine. We'll just get rid of it at next
year's sale. - Thank you.

- Okay, you guys are gonna love me.
- We already love you.

- No, I mean you're really gonna love me.
- We do.

Trust me, you guys are
gonna so love me.

The love is starting
to fade now, Sookie.

I have here in my hand,
as requested by Ms. Lorelai Gilmore,

four fabulous tickets to The Bangles
at the Pastorella theater on Saturday.

- What?
- No!

- You love me?
- Oh, baby, do I.

- These look like good seats.
- Ninth row, aisle.

I can't believe you got me my tickets.
How did you score these?

- The Birnbaum wedding?
- Fiji Fantasy?

Yes. They were so thrilled
with the volcano cake

they wanted to do
something nice for me.

Since Mr. Birnbaum runs a ticket agency,
and I knew you were dying to go

- so I asked him if he could...
- Make four girls very happy.

- Yeah, and he did.
- Huzzah for the Birnbaums!

Hey, Sookie, if...if you got four
tickets, and you and mom go,

then that means...

One for you and
one for Lane.

Oh, chickadee!

This is gonna be a very special night. And you
know what a very, very special night deserves?

What?

- Well, a new outfit.
- Mom.

- Yes.
- No.

What could the problem be?

[ Ms. Caldecott ]: As I mentioned yesterday,
we will be holding a debate next week.

Your subject:
"Did Charles I receive a fair trial?"

The "pros" will represent
the Parliament

who deemed
they had sovereignty.

The "cons" will
represent the monarch

and try and prove that the
charge against him was not legal.

What is fascinating,
Mr. Dugray?

Uh, nothing,
Ms. Caldecott.

Nothing, Mr. Dugray?

My notes...my notes are
fascinating, Ms. Caldecott.

Yes, they are
fascinating, Mr. Dugray.

As I was saying,

the pro and con teams will each
have two minutes and thirty seconds

for introductions,
six minutes to debate,

three minutes
for conclusions,

and five minutes for questions
from the audience.

The winner shall be decided by a
hand count from the rest of the class.

Does that sound like fun,
Mr. Dugray?

- What?
- The debate. Does it sound like fun?

- Yes, it does.
- It does, doesn't it, Mr. Dugray?

Oh! It absolutely
does, Ms. Caldecott.

More fun than staring
at Ms. Gilmore's ear?

[ muffled laughter ]

- Yes, Ms. Caldecott.
- [ Ms. Caldecott ]: Yeah, I think so, too.

Okay. Any questions?
Good. I'll assign your teams.

Uh, you, you, you,
and you, "con."

You, you, you,
and you, "pro."

- Who did she point to?
- Well, I think she...

You, you, you...

- Excuse me, Ms. Caldecott.
- Ms. Geller?

I wasn't sure who you
pointed to just now.

Oh, uh, let's see. You, Miss Lynn,
Miss Grant, and Miss Gilmore.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am, but thank you for asking.

[ Ms. Caldecott ]:
Okay, uh, you,

you, you,
and you, "pro."

You and you, "con."

[ students chattering ]

- So, I guess we should make a plan.
- [ Madeline ]: To do what?

To work out our
debate, Madeline.

- Oh, yeah, right.
- We need a place to work.

- My house is out.
- Why?

- Because it is.
- We need a reason.

My mother is having
the entire place redone.

She wants all evidence
of my father out of there.

So unless you want to
sit on no furniture

and watch three Harvey Fierstein
impersonators rip up the carpet

and paint everything an absurd
shade of white called "Angel's Kiss,"

then we're going to have to
find somebody else's house.

- My brother has the measles.
- My mom's having an affair.

Well, I guess we could
go to my house.

I mean, we're having a town
rummage sale, so it's kind of a mess.

But it's there.

Isn't your house
kind of far?

- It's thirty minutes away by bus.
- Bus? I don't do bus.

- Well, if you have a better suggestion...
- I'll drive.

- Okay. So then, tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.

[ All ]: Fine.

- Hey, Paris.
- Tristin, hi.

You know, I was really hoping
we'd be in the same group.

- You were?
- Oh, yeah.

I mean, we'd make the long hours
of studying go by a lot faster.

Plus, come on, you and me on the same team.
We'd wipe the floor with the others.

I guess we'll just have to pair up
on something else then, huh?

- That would be good.
- Yeah, it would.

I'll see you later.
Bye, Madeline. Bye, Louise.

Tristin suddenly has very
big eyes for you, Grandma.

- Lucky.
- Stop it. He's just being nice.

- He should be so nice to me.
- And me.

We need to get to class.

- Tomorrow.
- Wow.

- Yup.
- All three of them, huh?

"Double, double,
toil and trouble."

Well, it should make for an
interesting afternoon.

"With the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes."

- You're doing well in the Shakespeare class?
- Not bad.

- Good.
- Thanks.

So what's the plan?

We'll go in and ask if I can go to a
play tomorrow night with you and Lorelai.

- A play?
- That's the safest word.

"Show" or "concert"
would be very bad.

- What about saying it's a movie?
- Too far from the truth, almost a lie.

But a play's not a lie?

It's far enough from the truth
that it might work,

but close enough
to the truth

that I think I could negotiate
a purgatory stint, if forced to.

- Play it is.
- Okay, we're going in.

[ bell ringing ]

- [ man ]: Are you sure it's an original Queen Anne?
- [ Mrs. Kim ]: Yes, original.

- The joints look wrong.
- Joints are fine.

- They look new.
- Nothing's new. Whole store is old.

[ man ]: Do you have a certificate
or a letter saying that it's old?

- Yes, I'll write a letter.
- Okay,

I guess if it's really old,
I'll take it.

We appreciate your business.

She just made a sale.
Now's a good time.

Hi, Mama.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

- You look flushed.
- I do?

- You ate candy, doughnut, or Hostess fruit pie?
- No, no, no.

No, nothing. I'm fine.

- Hello, Mrs. Kim.
- Rory.

- Uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
- I'm busy.

I know. I was wondering if I could go
somewhere tomorrow with Rory and her mom.

- Tomorrow's church.
- This would be after church.

After that we think about
what we heard in church.

I'll think about what I heard
in church on the way to the show.

- Show?
- Play.

Not show, play.
It's a play, Mama.

Tell me about this play.
What's it about?

Okay, well, it's about a group of
people who own instruments

and stand in front of other
people, holding them.

- What?
- I'm not sure what it's about.

- We could find out.
- You find out, then we talk.

Oh, uh, excuse me. I'd really like
that letter, if you don't mind.

Yes, I'm coming.

How's that purgatory
negotiation looking?

Not good.

- What do we do now?
- I'll ask again later.

- Call me if you need anything.
- Thanks. I will.

If you want coffee,
you'll have to wait.

Someone put a sign for the
rummage sale on your window.

You can have decaf
now if you're in a hurry.

You should call the
cops about this.

We know how you feel about
public displays of town affection.

Your mom asked me to
put it there, okay?

- And you said yes?
- She's not real good with "no."

No, she's not.

For every second you laugh at me,
that's one second longer you're waiting for coffee.

Sorry. No laughing.

Margaret Atworthy just dropped off
three boxes of City Council potholders

and begged me to take her grandson.
People are getting crazy, man.

- What?
- What are you wearing?

We've already argued
about the sweatshirt.

Yes, but we have not
argued about the hat.

- What hat?
- On your head, Annie Oakley.

Great, isn't it?

As nice as it is that you're single-
handedly trying to rebuild the bridge,

you've got to stop buying
other people's junk.

Money goes to charity.
I look cute. Case closed.

Ah, finally, the coffee
cavalry arrives.

- What do you think you're wearing?
- A hat.

- Take that off.
- What?

- That is not yours. Take it off.
- But I'll have hat hair.

- Talking about the sweatshirt.
- Calm down.

That is not yours.

No, I found it in the bags
of stuff for the sale.

So you just find something
and take it? Is that it?

- I paid for it.
- So that makes it all right?

It makes it legal.
What is the matter with you?

- Nothing's the matter.
- Luke.

Pour your own coffee.

[ sighs ] Okay. Just a question.
Did anyone in town keep anything?

- Doesn't look like it.
- I'll never be civic-minded again.

[ Sookie ]: Honey, you're doing
a good thing...ow!

- Sookie?
- [ Sookie ]: Yeah, I'm okay.

- Wave an arm.
- Uh, here.

I got you.

- Hold on. Something down here likes me.
- Oh!

I'm good. Hold on.
Up, please. Yeah.

Jeez, this stuff
is like tribbles.

Oh, thank God,
just in time.

Grab a bag and move
it to the side of the room.

Be very careful.
This pile tried to eat Sookie.

Maybe I should sic it on Paris
when she gets here.

Oh, my God, that's right.
You're studying here today.

- Any minute, actually.
- Oh, this place is such a pit.

Mom, don't worry about it.

They'll come in, they'll make a face,
they'll say something snotty,

we'll study, they'll leave.

I'm looking forward to this
whole day being over.

- Then I can concentrate on the concert.
- Yeah.

Lorelai, sweetheart,
would you come outside, please?

I want to know where
you want me to put these.

Coming, Patty.

Okay, two very large
porcelain squirrels.

- Set them free.
- Will do.

[ woman ]: Oh, what
have you got here?

[ door closes ]

Wow! Huh!
These are great.

They'll really come in
handy when we organize

that giant marching band
we've been talking about.

I danced on these drums
at the Copacabana

in 1969.

- Wow.
- It was a great act.

- I wore bananas.
- Oh, please tell me you have a picture of that.

A lot of memories
happened on these drums.

But I guess it's
time to move on.

Yeah, sure.

Now you'll finally have room
for that enormous tuba

you've had your eyes on.

Leave...leave...
leave these here.

Yeah, you, too.
Bye.

[ phone beeps off ]

- That was Lane.
- Oh! And? What's the verdict?

She decided to be stupid
and tell her mother the truth,

that she wanted to go to a rock concert
with us tonight in New York.

- Stupid.
- Stupid.

- I'm so sorry.
- I'm making coffee.

Well, this looks
really familiar.

Oh, that's mine.
I saw it first

and then I bought it,
so it's mine now.

Really? Who
brought it in?

I think Luke did, and judging
by his very hostile reaction,

he obviously wasn't done
wearing it yet.

- Oh, my. I wonder if...
- What?

I bet this was
Rachel's.

Oh, my God,
Rachel's?

Rachel?
Who's Rachel?

Rachel was Luke's
very serious girlfriend.

- It does look like her.
- When did Luke have a girlfriend?

Oh, this must have been,
what, five, six years ago?

Did she break that man's heart.
It was terrible.

How did I not
know about this?

Honey, you had an 11-year-old kid,
and you were just moving into this house.

Plus Rachel traveled all the time.
She was a photographer.

- Archaeologist.
- Really?

Or flight attendant.

I can't believe I never
even heard about it.

At least, I think so.

Well, Luke never talks about it.
No one else likes to talk about it

'cause he could probably kill you
with that coffeepot if he wanted to.

Wow. I never pictured Luke having
a girlfriend or a broken heart.

Well, I would keep this
hidden if I were you.

Well, I got to be going.
Trampoline class at 2:00.

- Bye, Patty.
- Bye-bye.

Bye. Thanks for the drums.

Okay. These all need
to be mended.

- My room.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.

[ car approaching ]

Huh!

Rory, I think your
friends are here.

She must be one great babysitter
to earn enough money for that car.

Let's just get
this over with.

Take heart, my dear.
Suffer today, party tonight.

- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi.

Come on in.

- So did you guys find it okay?
- [ Paris ]: There's no sign on this street.

That's why I told you to turn
right at the big rooster statue.

- I thought you were kidding.
- No, no, we never kid about Monty.

- Monty?
- Monty, the rooster. Monty.

- Oh.
- Monty the Magnificent.

- Everybody, this is my mom.
- Lorelai.

This is Louise,
Madeline, and Paris.

Ah! Very good
girl-group names.

Okay, so, um...sorry about
the house of horrors here.

Some crazy lady volunteered
to lead this charity thing.

We're trying to get her some help.
So make yourselves comfortable.

- Rory, yell when you guys want pizza.
- Okay. - Okay.

So, do you guys want to work
in here or in the kitchen?

Whatever.

Okay.

Okay, so here's
how it should go:

Madeline will do the introductions,
I'll handle the debate,

Rory will do the conclusion,
and Louise will take questions.

Why do you automatically
get to handle the debate?

Because I'm the most
experienced at it.

Trust me, you want her to handle
the debate. She never gives up.

Le pit bull.

Okay.

- So what is all this stuff?
- Uh, it's for a big town rummage sale.

- Like a charity thing?
- [ Rory ]: Yeah.

There's this old bridge falling apart,
and the town's trying to save it.

- Oh, cool hat.
- Put that down. It's used.

- Vintage, dear.
- Filthy, darling.

There's this great store under my therapist's
office who has the best vintage clothes.

I found an original Pucci top
for practically nothing.

Pucci is very big
right now.

- Is this a Pucci?
- No, that's a Patty.

- A Patty?
- Miss Patty.

She's a dance teacher here.
These are some of her old costumes.

Here, Paris.
Tristin might like this.

Can we just work,
please?

God! I would love to have a boyfriend
that looked like Tristin.

Your boyfriend's
no slouch either.

- No, he's not.
- Yes, 6'2" and feisty.

So how's it going? Are you
two still "Joanie Loves Chachi"?

- I hope not.
- [ Madeline ]: You are still together?

- We're still together.
- [ Louise ]: How long?

- I don't know.
- You do, too.

- About a month.
- Oh, lifers.

Hey.

- Jeez.
- We have a debate to organize here.

This conversation is veering towards
the subject of French kissing

and glitter eye shadow:
trashy or trendy?

I have no intention of being
humiliated in front of the whole class

because we had to study
in the middle of a carnival

and you two couldn't
keep your eye on the prize.

I want to win and
I am going to win.

So, how good of a kisser
is Paul Bunyan anyway?

[ all laughing ]

Okay. Does anybody in town
have a peg leg?

- Uh, no.
- Hem these.

- So, tell me more about this Rachel.
- Why are you so curious?

Because apparently everybody
in town knows everything about it

- and I don't like to be out of the loop.
- It's old news.

Yes, but I'm fascinated.
I mean,

I go to Luke's once a day.
Sometimes twice.

Three times if Michel's talked to a relative
and his accent's gotten thicker.

I feel I should know the whole story.
What happened? Where'd she go?

Well, Rachel liked to move around a lot.
She was a very adventurous person.

She loved to climb things,
and fling herself off of cliffs

and dive into these
really tiny lakes

and ride big wild horses,
and fly planes.

- So she was Wonder Woman.
- She was to Luke.

- I thought they were going to get married.
- What happened?

The rumor is that Stars Hollow
was too small for her.

She wanted to live
somewhere more exciting.

But Luke didn't.

Uh-huh. You know Luke.
Lived here all his life.

He wouldn't even go
away to college.

I think we're going to have
to bury him in that diner.

- Wow. It's sad.
- Yeah.

Okay. Well, I am done here.
I'm gonna stop by the Inn for a while.

Then I'm gonna go home and I'm
gonna change for the show tonight.

- We leave at 6:00.
- I will be here. Bye.

We'll need the actual quotes,
so learn them by heart.

What about using
notecards?

Notecards look sloppy.
We will know our information.

- Other teams will use notecards.
- And they'll lose.

- Bye, girls. Rory, see you tonight!
- Bye, Sookie.

What's tonight?

Oh, we've got tickets to see
The Bangles at the Pastorella theater.

- In New York?
- Yeah.

Sounds potentially
not boring.

It's gonna be great, actually.
The seats are amazing.

- Who are you going with?
- My mom and Sookie.

- You're kidding.
- What?

- You're going to a concert with your mom?
- Yeah.

I cannot imagine doing anything
like that with my mom.

Actually, we do stuff
like this all the time.

- Really? - Yeah.
- Wow.

- Hey, how old is your mom, anyway?
- 32.

Young.

So that means she had
you when she was...

16. She had her when she was 16.
We've done the math.

Can we just "ooh" and "aah" about this
quickly and get back to work?

- Sixteen. I'm sixteen.
- So am I.

We're all 16, okay.
Everybody in this room is 16.

- Paris is right. We should work.
- Thank you.

- I can't imagine having a baby at 16.
- Well, then keep your knees shut.

Very nice.

Do you think your mom is sorry
she got pregnant so young?

- Of course she is.
- Why, thank you.

- I didn't mean that. I just meant...
- I don't think that she'd recommend it,

but I think she's happy
with how things turned out.

- I am?
- Yes, you are.

Okay. Just checking. Hey,
I'm starving. Is it pizza time yet?

- Are you guys hungry?
- I am.

- I can't eat dairy.
- Okay.

One with cheese,
one without. Cokes?

- Yes, please.
- Me, too.

We're never going to finish.

I find your mother
completely fascinating.

Funny. So does she.

- It's almost more like having a big sister.
- And you like her, don't you?

- She's my best friend.
- Truly, completely fascinating.

- [ Lorelai ]: Rory, come in here a sec.
- I'll be right back.

Hey, how's it
going in there?

- Truly, completely fascinating.
- Really?

Well, we've basically gotten
no work done at all.

Paris is having a meltdown,
which is always fun.

Sounds it.

And, I don't know,
we've just been talking.

Well, I think you're actually
making some friends here.

Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

They've basically just moved off the plan
to dump the pig's blood on me at prom.

Talking, chatting, no work being done.
There's friend potential going on.

Maybe. With Louise and
Madeline, at least.

Two out of three formerly
psychotic enemies. Not bad.

There. Pop-tart appetizers to tide
you over until the pizza comes.

Thanks.

Hey, I have kind of
a crazy idea.

Those are never comforting words,
coming from you.

- Consider this, okay?
- Okay.

- Now, we have four tickets to the show tonight.
- Yes, we do.

- What if I give them to you? You take them.
- What are you talking about?

Just seems like you guys have a bonding
thing going on in there. It might be fun.

- But what about you?
- No, no. You and I have bonded already.

In fact, if we bond any further,
we will be permanently fused together.

You've talked about this concert
since you heard about it.

- I can still go.
- How?

Sookie and I can buy cheap
seats when we get there.

These tickets are ninth row, aisle.
Dream seats.

Look, you don't
have to do this.

But I just think you have three
years of Chilton ahead of you

and it might be nice to have some
friendly people to talk to there.

I don't know. You guys seem to be
getting along. It might be good.

And I totally don't mind. I just want to see
the show. I don't care from what seat.

- Are you sure?
- Completely sure.

- Because I...
- Oh, ladies!

- Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
- Why?

Well, we have these really great tickets to
see The Bangles at the Pastorella Theatre.

And Rory thought
you might like to come along.

- Are you serious?
- No way.

Yeah, I mean,
if you guys want to.

- I would love to go.
- Count me in.

- Paris, what about you?
- I can't.

- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't.

- Because you're busy doing what?
- I have homework.

She'll be there.

- Good.
- Great.

♪ [ "Walk Like an Egyptian"
by The Bangles playing ]

♪ All the old paintings
on the tombs ♪

♪ They do the sand dance
don't you know ♪

♪ If they move too quick
oh whey oh ♪

♪ They're falling down
like a domino ♪

♪ All the bazaar men
by the Nile ♪

- He made it.
- Oh, he's handy. How great.

And you wear it
all the time, right?

- Just when she's breathing.
- It's a love thing.

- Thanks for the contribution.
- Okay, here.

No. With these tickets,
you're about to enter sacred space.

You will be treading on hallowed ground.
You will be walking like an Egyptian.

- Mom.
- Take them.

You're going to have a great time.
The Bangles are the best!

They were my favorite group in high school.
I almost named you Susanna.

The day I found out you
had no musical talent at all

- was the saddest day of my life.
- Sorry.

Well, you say that now.
Here. Okay.

These are probably located...

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, can you tell me
where these seats are?

- Uh, those are right in here.
- Oh, good. Girls.

Okay, here's the deal.
Take your tickets, go to your seats.

Have the night of a lifetime.
Bangle it up.

The second the concert is over,
meet us outside in front of the theater. Got it?

- Yes.
- Good. Now go!

[ chuckles ]

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Okay. Let's go make our noses bleed.
- After you.

[ giggles ]

- [ Madeline ]: Which aisle is it?
- [ Rory ]: We're almost there.

I have never sat this close
to a stage before.

In fact, I've never really
been to a concert before.

So I could be sitting in the back
and say the same thing.

- In here.
- Good.

Wow. These are
amazing seats.

Yes, they are.

- What are they looking at?
- One guess.

Check it out,
we've got fans.

- Was I right?
- You were right.

And before it's dark, they'll have every
picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.

[ whispering ]

- Did you ever see "Everest"?
- No.

It's a good movie.

We must be getting close. We're
running out of rows. [ panting ]

And 1,000.

- Okay. We're here.
- Great.

[ both panting ]

Okay. This is fine.

- [ Sookie ]: Yep. Not bad at all.
- [ laughs ]

What?

What? What is so funny?

These are the worst
seats in the entire world.

- They are, aren't they?
- Oh, my God! It's so funny.

- Don't you think this is funny?
- You know, I don't.

I'm sorry.

[ audience cheering ]

Oh, they're starting!
Do you have a lighter?

You mean a flamethrower.
Get it?

A flamethrower,
'cause it's so far.

[ male announcer ]: Ladies and
gentlemen, The Bangles!

[ audience cheering ]

♪ [ "Hero Takes a Fall" playing ]

[ audience shrieking ]

♪ The hero is exposed when ♪

♪ His crimes are brought to
the light of day ♪

♪ Won't be feeling
sorry, sorry, sorry ♪

♪ On the judgement day ♪

♪ Wasn't it me who said ♪

♪ There'll be a price to pay ♪

♪ And I won't feel bad
at all ♪

♪ When the hero takes a fall ♪

♪ When the hero takes a fall ♪

♪ Hero takes a fall
oh no ♪

♪ Your mother
told you stories ♪

♪ You substitute with girls
who tell you more ♪

♪ Suddenly you sight
a fancy chance ♪

♪ Since love is at your door ♪

♪ We're seeing through
you now ♪

♪ I saw it all before ♪

♪ And I won't feel bad
at all ♪

♪ When the hero takes a fall ♪

♪ When the hero takes a fall ♪

♪ Hero takes a fall
oh no ♪♪

♪ [ "Eternal Flame" playing ]

♪ Close your eyes ♪

♪ Give me your hand, darling ♪

♪ Do you feel
my heart beating ♪

♪ Do you understand ♪

♪ Do you feel the same ♪

♪ Or am I only dreaming ♪

♪ Is this burning ♪

♪ An eternal flame ♪

♪ I believe ♪♪

Hey,

- was Rachel pretty?
- What?

- I'm just curious. Was she pretty?
- She was pretty.

♪ Sleeping ♪

- But like what kind of pretty?
- What do you mean, "What kind of pretty"?

I mean, like, was she a Catherine
Zeta-Jones kind of pretty

or a Michelle Pfeiffery pretty, or...

She was an Elle MacPherson
kind of pretty.

- Really?
- Yep.

♪ Is this burning ♪

- Huh! That's an intense kind of pretty.
- You're not kidding.

I never pictured Luke with an
Elle MacPherson kind of pretty.

No? Pictured him more with a
Lorelai Gilmore kind of pretty?

Oh. The air up here must be very thin,
because you're delirious.

- And you're jealous.
- What?

- You're jealous of Rachel.
- You're accusing me of being jealous

of a woman who dumped a man I'm
not even interested in five years ago?

- Yes.
- And you don't think that's crazy?

- Oh, I do think that's crazy.
- Right, I'm not jealous.

Yeah, you are.

♪ Sun shines through
the rain ♪

♪ A whole life so lonely ♪

♪ And then you come
and ease the pain ♪

♪ I don't want to lose
this feeling ♪

Oh, my God!
He is so gorgeous.

I guess.

Listen, there's a massive party
going on right around the corner.

- So?
- So they invited us.

- Who?
- Jess and Sean.

We've been talking to them.
They're extremely cool.

- [ Madeline ]: Are we going?
- Going where?

To the party.

- There's a concert going on.
- But the band won't miss us.

- We can't just leave, Louise.
- It's America, Rory.

- We have to meet my mom after the show.
- Oh, come on.

What do you mean,
"Oh, come on"?

We have to meet my mother
after the concert.

The band may not miss us,
but Lorelai sure will.

These guys are so cute.

- That's great, but we're not going anywhere.
- What, are you afraid?

Of going out into a strange city
with two guys I don't know? Yeah.

- Rory, please?
- No!

- Well, we're going.
- No, you're not.

- Paris? Join, please?
- No, thanks.

Fine. Come on, Madeline.

And just what am I supposed
to tell my mother?

That you're a very
good little girl.

Louise...

The party's in a building on the corner
of Waverly and First. Try to get away.

Madeline...

We'll be back by the
time the concert's over.

♪ Give me your hand, darling ♪

You know,
I really like this band.

♪ Do you understand ♪

♪ Do you feel the same ♪

- [ Paris ]: Well?
- I couldn't find Mom or Sookie anywhere.

So what do we do now?

I guess we just wait here
for them to find us.

Okay.

I can't believe Louise and Madeline
would just leave like that.

- They've done it before.
- Nice.

Yeah, well.

[ sighs ]

- Can I ask you a question?
- Maybe.

- What could you possibly see in Tristin?
- You wouldn't understand.

- Is it just that he's cute?
- Partly.

'Cause there are a lot of
cute guys in the world.

Not like Tristin.

- He's just such a jerk.
- He's not always a jerk.

- No?
- No.

Okay.

When is he not a jerk?

I've known Tristin a
really long time, okay?

We've been in the same class
since kindergarten.

- Really?
- Yes.

And, well, he has things
in his life that are hard.

His parents, not so great.

- We have that in common.
- Okay.

- He kissed me once.
- He did?

- Sixth grade. On a dare.
- How romantic.

You just don't know
him like I do.

Okay, I believe you.
I just...I think maybe you could do better.

I know he's flirting
with me to get to you,

but at least
he's flirting with me.

- [ Lorelai ]: Hey.
- [ Rory ]: There you are.

Think fast.
T-shirts for all the girls

because I'm the good witch of the...
aren't you missing a couple of kids?

- They left.
- Excuse me?

- Madeline and Louise met these guys...
- What guys?

I don't know. They were sitting behind us,
and they were having a party.

- Unbelievable!
- What's going on?

- They left.
- What?

Let's go.
Come on. Move!

If I leave the house with four girls, I'm coming
home with four girls. [ knocks on door ]

Hi, I'm looking
for a couple of college boys

who might live here or
have friends who live here.

I don't talk to anybody.
People annoy me.

[ man ]: I don't know
what you're talking about.

[ woman ]: The blonde...

- What?
- She found him with the blonde again.

She's gonna knock on every door
in the entire building, isn't she?

- Yep.
- Wow.

[ knocking on door ]
Hello! Is anyone home?

- [ knocking on door ] Hello!
- [ dog barking ]

Aah!

Let's go follow
your mother.

I wonder, if I was missing, if my mom
would come looking for me like that.

- Paris, you know she would.
- Yeah, or at least she'd send somebody.

[ sighing ]

- Music.
- Let's go.

♪ [ "I'm Gonna Make You Love Me"
by the Jayhawks playing ]

[ knocking on door ]

Mom, that's one
of the guys.

- Yeah?
- Hi. Could you move, please?

What?

Thanks.

Hey, did you miss me?

- Lorelai.
- Ms. Gilmore.

- Put the cups down. Let's move.
- [ boy ]: Is there a problem?

Yeah. See those two idiots over there?
They're 16, underage. And I bet you're not.

I also bet those big fancy party cups
aren't holding lemonade.

You really want to end any further conversation
with me right now. So just step aside, Skippy.

Move your asses.
Outside, now!

♪ You're my perfect lover ♪

♪ I'll never be ♪

[ door slams ]

Hey!

I am not even going to begin to tell
you how completely insane it is

to take off with anyone you don't know
or drink things that you don't know what's in them

or act like you have
a clue when you don't.

But if you ever pull a stunt like this again,
it will not be around my kid!

- Do you understand me?
- Yes. - Yes.

Good. Now let's go.
I can't wait to meet your parents.

We have some catching up to do. I think
we'll just talk and talk and talk all night long.

You know what? I think this
is the best night I've ever had.

I cannot believe
I missed it.

- The concert was amazing.
- Forget about the concert.

I wanted to see Lorelai pull those
idiots out of that guy's apartment.

It definitely
was a Kodak moment.

- Hey. - Hey. - Hey, you didn't wake me up.
- I set the clock.

Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing
once I throw it against the wall,

giving me ample time
to fall back to sleep.

You, however, never stop yapping
no matter how hard I throw you,

thus ensuring the
whole wake-up process.

- I'm gonna get a soda. Anybody want anything?
- Gum.

Yes. The night of my
fourteenth birthday back

so I could right the "green hot-pant
roller disco outfit" wrong.

- Coming right up.
- Bye.

So, talk to anybody today?

- You mean Madeline or Louise or Paris?
- Yes.

- No.
- Right.

But I bet school tomorrow
will be interesting.

Oh, yes. Stories of Rory's crazy,
Bangles-obsessed mother

ripping open apartment doors,
scaring the pointy-haired boys.

Totally uncool, man.

I had to do it, Rory.
They could have gotten hurt.

I know.

[ sighing ] God, I thought inviting those girls out
would make things easier for you at school.

Yeah, well, I've always thought "easy"
is completely overrated.

Tsk. Oh,
that's my twisted girl.

Plus Paris decided to let me
split the debate time with her.

Wow! Wait,
why...why am I wowing?

Because splitting debate time
with Paris is like doing

that whole "spitting-in-your-palm-
and-shaking-hands" friendship oath thing.

- But way less gross. - Yeah.
- Oh, good, I'm glad then.

- Oh, um...I'll be right back.
- Okay.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

Find anything good?

Oh, yeah. I got some refrigerator magnets
shaped like sushi for a nickel.

- So basically I scored.
- Oh, good.

- About what happened the other day...
- Oh, forget it.

- I was a jerk. I didn't mean it.
- I know. Really.

Yeah, well, I am sorry.

- I wanted to give this back to you.
- Oh, no. You bought it.

- I...I know, but it's yours, and I didn't know.
- Didn't know?

- About the former owner.
- Oh.

If I had, I wouldn't have flaunted
it in front of you like that.

It's not a big deal.
I was having a bad day, that's it.

Now I got magnetic sushi.
All's right with the world.

[ chuckling ]
Okay, good. So here.

It obviously means
something to you.

But you have to let things go
eventually, right?

Yeah, but sometimes you need
a little something to remind you.

I mean, you wouldn't want to
forget everything, would you?

No, there was some stuff that
I definitely would not want to forget.

So, here,
so you don't forget.

Thanks. Can I pay you for it?

- In coffee, absolutely.
- All right.

- I'm not pining.
- I know.

- Just remembering.
- Got it.

- Remembering is not pining.
- You're absolutely right.

- It's a memento, like restaurant matches.
- I can see the resemblance.

Okay, well, good.

- Bye, Luke.
- Bye.