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Hi. What can you see the problem?

Well, it's... It's complicated.

You sound like you have a great bias, but you know, I see you all the time. We

need an unbiased opinion to really, truly decide who does it better. You!

here! Come, come!

We need you to decide something for us.

Do a little sniffing, just to do a quick sniff test to make sure everything's...

And it smells normal?

Yes, it smells... Yes, very good. It's very sweet.

Well, this seems to be working very nicely with this. How's this feeling?

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, like that.

I mean, we need to get him to make the interface user -friendly or we're never

going to make a sale.

Yes, I can definitely take care of that.

Yep. Yeah, I think our best bet is to just sit down with him.

All right, Dan.

Have a good day.

Is that for me? Of course, baby.

Come fuck with us.

I was

so lonely.

You're keeping yourself busy.

Just for you.

I'm so glad you're home to have the real food

I'm like

squishing

my cheeks together I'm just barely seeing it

I'm so happy you're back.

I've been so worried about you.

No, no, no.

I'm filming.

My ass needs to be stretched.

I can't wait for you to come.

I thought you were looking at me back there.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Pussy's teasing me right now.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah, I like seeing those folks grow up.

I feel so good.

Oh my gosh.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Being greedy, sitting at home, having fun

oh my

god

This is so good.

Uh huh.

to me.

Mmm.

It'll feel good.

It'll really feel good.

Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.

Not again. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Okay, and then we slide

No, that can't.

That can't be right.

Um...

Okay.

Oh, there it goes.

There, look, just the tip. Oh my god.

That can't... That doesn't... Fuck.

Oh, I know. I know. I know. I know.

Let's do it like the movie.

Okay.

I'm going to type again.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

That. That.

Better. That.

Hi, I'm Casey.

What seems to be the problem?

Well, it's complicated.

Believe me, there's nothing I haven't seen.

I'm head of proctology here at the hospital, so anything you need to

tell me, I have not heard before. I promise you.

Um, it's really awkward.

Um, so... I can't help you unless you tell me what's wrong.

I'm assuming it's something about your anus or rectum?

Um, yeah, so... I was

masturbating, and I think I masturbated.

Something up down there.

Oh, well, this could be very serious.

Really? Yes.

I'm going to have to do a full exam.

Okay.

Yeah. What does that mean? I'm going to have to take a look at the area inside

and out and do some tests.

I mean, if that's what you have to do, I don't want to...

Well, I assure you I am a professional and there's nothing I haven't seen in

this department.

So just go ahead and throw so I can do an examination

of your area.

I'm going to need you to flip over with your head

down.

Like here, yeah.

What's that?

I need to inspect the... Yeah, the further down that you get, the easier

I can access. It looks very delicate.

Just you're going to feel a little pressure here.

So what I'm looking for in this area on the outside is any sort of...

Tears or bleeding or any abrasions anything like that?

That sounds really serious Yeah, this could potentially be very very serious

This area is so delicate I'm gonna have to do also an

internal exam to see if there's anything any objects loose inside

or

I don't. I hope there are. I hope there isn't either.

You'd be surprised the things that people will stick up their ass.

It's amazing, right?

It was just a little glass.

I'm just going to apply some lubricant.

Okay.

Is that okay?

Does that feel alright? Does it sting? Does it burn?

No, that feels fine.

It feels fine?

Just fine, okay. Yeah.

Just fine. Let me know if you feel any discomfort whatsoever.

Okay. Okay, I'm going to have to make this very lubed up. This probably

might be, what happens?

Are you lubing your hole when you're doing your masturbating? Not this much.

Oh, you have to lubricate generously.

Okay. Very generously with lubricant on your anus.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to enter.

You will feel some pressure.

Please let me know.

All right.

And I have to do a deep breath.

And here we go.

Whoa.

Do you have any discomfort?

I certainly feel it.

Oh, yeah. Well, you're going to feel it.

So I'm going to have to kind of examine the inside and see if there's anything

inside, lodged inside your anal cavity to

see if there's anything.

I'm feeling around your wall there.

Yes.

And now down, this way.

How does that feel?

That doesn't feel bad.

Does not feel bad?

It's the one you're masturbating.

You're an asshole.

Are you using fingers, objects, hairbrushes?

Fruit?

Vegetables? No, it was just a little glass toy.

A little glass that could be very dangerous, young lady.

You'd be very cautious putting foreign objects into your asshole.

I mean, it was my first time trying something like that.

It's perfectly natural to it.

explore one's body, you can derive much pleasure from, I'm just going to

stretch this down a little bit and see what this looks like.

It can be very pleasurable to stimulate the anus, but at times if you also,

do you mind, stimulate the clitoris and vagina.

It seems like maybe things go in quite easy.

And I'm only telling you this for your own sexual health.

Benefits.

This is good information to have for your own sexual health and well -being.

Of course.

Yeah, so.

Yeah.

do some further testing, maybe get in a little bit deeper and this area

as well. How does that feel? Is that any pain?

No, not any pain. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

That's good. We're just going to apply a little more lubricant and we're going

to see.

We're just going to.

It's very shiny, yeah.

It's a little cold.

I'll warm it up for you. Okay.

Yeah,

let's just get, yeah, it helps to stimulate the pussy as well.

So it helps like your butt hole loosen up.

Oh, sorry, I mean.

That's okay, we can.

I'm just putting it in layman's terms, of course.

Yes, okay, so I'm going to just gently, I'm going to try to stretch out this

hole for you to just make sure that you're able to continue

to enjoy yourself anally.

See how many little pressure? Oh, yeah. You have to do a deep

breath. Deep breath.

Yeah Oh,

yeah, standard and I'll record them actually Yeah, I've been up

I've been doing this for 20 years believe it or not. Yeah

I'm able to

open it.

Yes. You know, it's very good

you know spiritually very good to be able to open your anus uh it helps uh

your chakras and your energy too i've studied a little bit of uh eastern

medicine as well all right we're just going to uh let's just put a little more

in here yeah how does that feel yeah

push if you push back yeah push maybe like push out

your yeah

Yeah, there's a little air in your butt. Maybe you can squeeze it out a little

bit. Yeah. Oh, nice.

That's a very good sign. That's a very... That noise is good.

That's great.

Yeah. Okay. That means everything's working in here. All right. Okay.

Let's see. I'm going to get... There's a second feature in your butthole that

I'm going to try to reach.

Okay. I'm going to have to apply some more lubricant.

Okay, okay, hey It's gonna

be a lot of pressure Yeah,

it's gonna look inside just Lucy yes Lucy yes open

Here all

Just breathe.

This is your butthole breathing.

Oh, fuck.

Are you sure this is all still just part of the exam?

Yes, this is a standard exam by Dr. Dierhans, butthole specialist.

Also, do a little sniffing, just to do a quick sniff test to make sure

everything's... And it smells normal?

Yes, it smells... Yeah, it's very good. It's very sweet.

That's pretty good. Yeah, a bottle should be very tasty and sweet.

Maybe the wine's a little salty.

Mostly just very...

fingers.

Yeah, your fingers.

They feel really good.

They feel good, yeah.

Well, I'm the best in the biz, what can I say?

Okay, let's just try a little bit of this.

They better be safe and sorry.

What else do we have to do?

taste test too.

Um, okay.

I'm a doctor.

My methods are a little, um.

Yeah, but I want to make sure that my butthole is completely healthy. Yeah, I

want to make sure that your butthole is completely healthy too. My methods are a

little unorthodox, they say.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Oh, I like that.

I do.

Do you want to play doctor with me? I do.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, that's okay, right?

Yeah. We'll play a little doctor with a doctor.

Uh -huh.

with all my patience.

It's strictly professional and normal.

Well,

I want you to do what you have to do.

I do have to do this.

Careful. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe some air in your ball.

Gonna have to maybe squeeze it out.

Oh, yes.

Very good.

Well, this seems to be working very nicely.

How's this feeling?

Oh, that. Like that?

Yeah. I do.

I do like that.

It's hard work being a doctor. I'm sure it is.

Do you need anything?

Your health and well -being is of the utmost importance to me.

They're there.

So you can taste what I taste.

If you get nervous you can squeeze here.

Keep you for observation

Yeah, that's wonderful.

That's great.

You're doing great.

You're a new patient I'm warming up to.

You're already one of my favorites.

Yes, it's very important. The taste of your butthole.

It has to do with your flora and your fauna.

Whatever.

I've got a long day.

I've seen a lot of patients today.

Do you like that?

Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I do.

I'm just not used to... You're not used to it. As I said, I do have very

unorthodox methods, but they are very... Successful.

Successful, yes.

Oh, I forgot the word.

I haven't had a long day. I haven't had such a long day.

This is a little brick.

Do you want to see how that works?

Yeah. It's a hands -on tutorial of how, you know,

body works.

You've been to the doctor before, you know how this goes.

You can't really have a conclusive test in how you do all of them.

Oh,

you're

a

good patient.

You're so good at taking tests.

Oh my gosh.

You're such a good patient, yes.

Lubrication is key, you remember.

Yes.

See?

Oh,

you're so good at this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm going to have to take these off. Yes.

Yeah, I think we should.

Yes.

You like our new doctor, right?

I do.

I like this kind of doctor. You like this kind of doctor?

I'm so pleased to have you in this patient.

Oh my god, yeah, yeah. Right in there. Oh my god.

Oh. Let's go.

Which is a good thing.

Yes. No question here.

We're very progressive here.

It's good to be smiling with your mouth.

Yes.

Oh my god.

I'm so glad you're taking an interest in me.

Look at me when you're eating my popcorn.

You're a dirty girl.

You're a dirty girl, you know?

That's very good

I'm touching your tongue

Big ass for you

Oh, yeah.

Oh, get your face in there. Get that cute little face in there. Oh, I'm

smothering you with my big butt. Get back in there. I'm smothering you with

big ass.

oh f**k

Hmm.

Thank you.

that bottle of yours, don't hesitate to call me.

In fact, I'll give you my direct line.

That would be perfect.

It's for your health. Yeah.

I'm very concerned.

This is why I became a doctor.

Forehead on the ground. This is your resting pose.

Take a nice deep breath in.

And you're slowly getting high.

Yes.

Inhale, curl your back up like a scared cat.

Now we're going to go into upward dog.

Curl your toes in the back.

And push that booty on up.

Oh, for the stretch pedals.

Little legs right on out.

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Oh. Take a nice deep breath in.

Oh, you're going to study it.

Squat down and jump forward and squeeze in your hands.

Oh, there you go.

Scoop those hands right up like you're ice cream. We're going to work that

booty.

Sorry.

Okay, you're here?

Yeah. Reach up into the tiptoe. Feel it all the way from the calves, those

hamstrings, and into that ass.

Do a little bounce if you dare.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I have just been working.

is exposed.

I can feel all those muscles that have just been working.

Oh, I tell you.

Mm -hmm.

Well, I brought this special rose quartz yoga for meditation for us today.

Oh. Yeah. I don't know much about these crystals.

Would this enhance the experience?

Absolutely. Well, it's rose quartz, so it's giving yourself self -love and self

-care. Mm -hmm.

Will it make my butt bigger?

Yeah,

maybe. We should give it a try.

This? Why are you even squatting that out? It's a good look.

I mean, I feel like I have one of those yoga pants illusions.

But I totally believe you.

Yoga pants illusion?

Honey, they do not make yoga pants this good.

Please. I mean, you've always had a great vibe, but you know, I see you all

time. We need an unbiased opinion for you to truly decide who's ass is better.

Touch it. Oh, I mean it. It looks great. It does feel good.

But feel mine better.

No, no. If you want to feel, like, neat, that's cool.

Yeah. Oh, come on. Yeah.

Yeah. What is that?

You know what? I think even if your hips are wider, that's what it is.

That's why your butt looks bigger.

But I can torque it just like those girls in the videos.

Mine actually has, like, there's, like, you can grab that.

You can grab it.

We're not going to decide this. We need somebody else. We need you.

You. Come here.

Come, come.

We need you to decide something for us.

Whose butt is better? Come on. Because she thinks her butt is better.

I mean, really.

I mean, come on, baby.

Actually, you don't know how to touch it. Is it okay?

It's thick. Yes, I think you're going to need to feel the touch. Feel that thick

ass. Because then you'll know.

Who's got the bigger handful?

Yeah. I mean, they're both really great.

Okay, okay. Maybe you need to do two hands. Do two hands. And then do two

All right.

Oh, wow. That'll be the end of this guest.

That's, oh.

Really? Yeah.

You're squawking.

Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

That's really, uh, that's, that's, that's, oh, wow.

It's small, right?

Here we go with this one.

Barely. Okay, there you go. Yeah, uh -huh. Go ahead.

Can I get a full?

Oh, it's a great bus.

I think this is exactly where it needs to be.

Yep. Okay.

Wow.

Uh -huh. How?

It's meaty. It is meaty. It's very meaty. It's, it's meaty. Thank you. Oh,

you. Oh, I didn't know about that. Well, I think this is... Okay, this is the

problem. I really can't actually see either one of your asses.

I mean, you guys are wearing yoga pants and stuff. Like, how am I supposed to

make the decision if I can't actually see the ass?

I'm always out in front of you.

Mm -hmm. If it felt good for you, it would really clear your chakras. We were

just talking about chakras. Oh, my God. I brought my rose quartz. It's

beautiful. It totally clears your chakras.

And I'm thinking whoever can hold that between their butt cheeks obviously has

bigger butt.

Obviously. That's a really great way to judge it.

Who's going to have to make the final decision?

It is amazing.

It is.

It's so soft. It's beautiful and smooth.

It really can really speak to my soul.

What's the best way to absorb its energy?

By holding it, keeping it close to you.

You know, anywhere that's near your heart and anything vital.

Have you ever tried to absorb it internally?

Oh, yes.

It's okay. Yes,

of course.

You know.

I volunteer.

I want a demonstration. I need to see that. I feel like that's the best way to

decide. Let's see whose ass is the most accommodating to all of this love

energy.

I agree. They will find out for me. Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, that is great. I guess it's you first.

Okay, what should I have?

What's the best position?

Okay, how about... Happy baby?

Oh, happy baby.

I don't know. I feel like I'd be really open.

Okay, yeah.

I don't know.

This is probably a fancy pose. I've never tried it. Do you want to

Oh, is it?

Fuck, I don't even know.

Get on that back. I'll try.

Okay, I'm going to try.

Wait, no, I need to take ours off.

Oh, my God.

Wait, I could be the one who's naked, though.

You heard her. Come on. Fine.

Everybody, can we take thumbs? Oh, I'm the judge, so I feel like I should

professional. I guess that makes sense.

But, you never know.

We might need a third person in our little competition.

I am staying on, and focused, focused, focusing on

who's ass is better. That is all I'm here to do. Then I'm going back to my

meditation.

Okay, so I believe, correct me if I'm wrong, this would be like this.

Right. And then you're like that, right?

Right. Doesn't that look super open? Mm -hmm. Oh, is it just me? Yeah, I know.

Right? Oh, it is so pretty.

I think visually you can tell, like it's just like, bam!

It's a lot of fun. I know, I know.

Yeah, for sure.

I'm so excited to feel all this energy.

Oh,

that's nice.

Yeah, I like that.

Can you do like this?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, it's so smooth in here.

Oh, wow,

this house is pretty damn accommodating. Uh -huh.

I'm so ready to just... Take in all of this love.

It's a hungry little pole. I don't know what to tell you.

I think it just comes with really big butts. Somehow it's not really working

for you. Yeah, it's working out great.

Uh -huh.

It would be weird if I just like, you know.

No, no. I'm sure you can touch it.

Yeah, I'm good. Or you can touch it with a little bit of squeeze.

One side.

You know what? To keep proper happy baby form, I need to keep my foot here.

But you could just like... There you go.

Oh, this is good.

This is quite a nice combination.

I think you're just... I think what you're doing is a judge.

You know, I feel like I'm just going to absorb everything.

I'm just feeling this way.

This is amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I am one happy girl right now.

Abby, she's helping you judge.

You are trying to sabotage the competition.

I don't know what you're doing.

Just concentrate on what you're judging.

Try not to let all that... Oh, my God. This feels

amazing.

I'm feeling so open right now.

Oh, how can you even judge like that right now?

What? So, we don't even need to try it on her, right?

You have to judge my app.

I mean, it is her toy. I feel like even though you were fantastic and very open,

you know, and the energy of you was flowing through your crystal, she really

needs to try it on her.

I'm sure.

And it is a great advice.

But, I mean.

And then the what?

How can we judge you?

We have to see that first.

Not yet.

I need to know exactly what it feels like. That way I can completely and

judge accurately.

Yeah.

That's how it's about.

It's a competition.

It's going to help you.

It opens to open, huh? It opens to open.

Thank you.

perspective of the asses? Oh, how about I lay down and I can get a view of her

asses from above, so I can get a different perspective. Of course!

That's a really good idea.

She's doing nothing. I'm going to help her make her decision.

All right, Kim. You tell her she's disturbing you enough. I don't want this

competition to be complete.

It's too hard already.

I asked you to let me meditate, but we can't always get what we want.

So... Okay, look, you guys are both winners.

Why don't you just stop fighting, kiss, and make up?

She has an amazing pussy, and she has an amazing pussy, and I don't think that

you two fully appreciate each other. And promise me, just try to taste each

other's asses, and you tell me that they're both not amazing.

I mean, I know it's amazing.

I just wanted to tell you that I was better.

Come on.

It's really incredible. You have to try it.

Alright, fine.

Get on my face.

Get on my face.

Fine.

Take a good look at it. We wouldn't normally do this, Carrie, if it wasn't

you. Oh, yeah, totally.

I'm just trying to be accommodating, you know?

Just for yoga.

We can't get what we want.

Get what we need, I guess.

Oh, you're just saying that.

Oh, my.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, my.

Oh, this is my show right here.

Do you see how beautifully she talks? Oh, wow.

Look at that. I guess that is...

I could do that.

Oh!

I don't care

competition, but your butt is really great.

Especially now that I get so in there with it. It definitely changed my

perspective on it.

I know.

Maybe I need to meditate more.

Thank you.

I feel like we're all winners.

And we need to be more of this crystal.

Oh yeah, crystal meditation is now.

Definitely my favorite.

You know, it's a lot of that self -love and self -care that makes it so

important in everyday life.

Do you think that's love?

I think so.