Original subtitles

[CHATTERING]

WOO!

AAH!

MAN, I LOVE THE WATER.

GIRLS, BATHING SUITS,

AND THE OCCASIONAL OPPORTUNITY

TO ADMINISTER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION.

JEEZ, IT'S HOT.

AREN'T YOU SWEATING, SAM?

REGULAR PEOPLE SWEAT.

GOTHS, WE SIMMER.

[SNIFFS]

I THINK YOU'RE OVERCOOKED.

[SNIFFS]

WHEW! I REEK!

YET ANOTHER REASON TO GET OUT OF THE SUN.

WATCH OUR PLACE IN LINE, WILL YOU?

HOW CAN I?

I'M IN FRONT OF YOU.

NOT ANYMORE.

AAH! AAH!

WELL, THIS IS HUMILIATING.

BUT ODDLY REFRESHING.

WELL, THIS ISN'T.

WE'VE GOT COMPANY, TUCK.

[SCREAMING]

IT'S JOHNNY 13'S SHADOW.

I GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO GO GHOST.

YOU DO THAT.

AND I'LL STAY HERE IN CASE ANY OF THESE GIRLS NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

HELLO!

LADIES' ROOM!

I'D TELL YOU TO GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM,

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU QUALIFY.

HEY! TALL, DARK, AND FORMLESS, REMEMBER ME?

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

COME ON, SLICK,

LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU MIX WITH WATER.

ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO THE SEWERS!

OH, AND IF YOU SEE MONDAY'S MEATLOAF,

SAY HI FOR ME.

DANNY, YOU'RE THE GHOST BOY?

♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

♪ DANNY PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM ♪

♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM, HE WAS JUST 14 ♪

♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪

♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪

♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK, HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪

♪ THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪

♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH, EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪

♪ HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪

♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪

♪ HE HAD SNOW-WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪

♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪

♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪

♪ IT WAS THEN THAT HE KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪

♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH ♪

♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU♪

♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

♪ HE'S A PHANTOM, HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

♪ DANNY PHANTOM, PHANTOM ♪

AMITY PARK ROCKED TODAY BY ANOTHER RANDOM ATTACK

FROM THE PASTY-FACED GHOST LAD KNOWN AS INVISO-BILL.

GUYS, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

I'LL SAY.

INVISO-BILL?

YEAH, YOU NEED A PUBLICIST, DUDE,

AND YOU NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

DREAM ON, LOSER.

IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.

PAULINA SAW.

SHE KNOWS I'M HALF-GHOST.

I FINALLY GET TO SEE HER IN A BATHING SUIT

AND I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY IT.

PAULINA.

I JUST HAD A NASTY RUN-IN WITH HER IN THE BATHROOM.

SHE'S THE RUDEST LITTLE--

DANNY, SAM,

WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,

HI!

LISTEN, YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW,

BUT IF YOU DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO HURT DANNY--

OH, DON'T GET YOUR BAT WINGS IN A BUNDLE.

DANNY, WHY'D YOU RUN?

I KNOW IT FREAKED YOU OUT

THAT I DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET,

BUT I WON'T TELL.

REALLY?

OH, COME ON!

HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU?

YOU CAN TRUST ME BECAUSE IT'S MY SECRET NOW, TOO,

WHICH MAKES IT OUR SECRET.

OH, GREAT.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I FIND A NICE DARK PLACE TO THROW UP.

SO YOU THINK IT'S COOL THAT I'VE GOT THESE POWERS?

COOL? NO.

I THINK IT'S HOT.

SEE YA!

I'M HOT?

I'M HOT.

I'M HOT!

THAT'LL COOL YOU OFF.

BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T WATER,

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

IS ANYBODY LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?

YEAH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT YOUR WAY OUT OF YOUR SHIRT.

LIGHTEN UP.

HOW CAN I LIGHTEN UP?

PAULINA KNOWS I'M HALF-GHOST.

I MEAN, SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO KEEP THE SECRET,

BUT HOW CAN I TRUST HER?

SHE'S A GIRL!

GIRLS CAN'T KEEP SECRETS!

EXCEPT FOR YOU.

YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS PAULINA'S KIND OF DIM.

AS LONG AS NOTHING ELSE WEIRD HAPPENS,

MAYBE SHE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT.

SO THAT'S WHERE THE TOWN'S SEWAGE GOES.

I KNEW IT.

YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

LOOKING FOR ME?

Paulina: GOOD JOB, DANNY.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

MR. FENTON, THERE YOU ARE.

YOU WERE DUE TO SMACK THE ERASERS 5 MINUTES AGO.

WHERE WERE YOU?

UH...

HE WAS WITH ME.

WE'RE DATING NOW!

[GASPING]

NO!

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY UPS YOUR STREET CRED, MR. FENTON.

MR. FOLEY, YOU'RE NOT DATING OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

YOU CAN SMACK THE ERASERS TOGETHER.

YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS ENJOY LUNCH.

YOU OK?

OF COURSE I AM.

WHY WOULD I NOT BE OK?

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS!

I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE COOL WITH THIS, PAULINA,

BUT EVERYONE'S KIND OF STARING AT US.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WITH ME NOW.

AND SPEAKING OF THAT,

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME

TO A BOWLING PARTY ON FRIDAY NIGHT?

YOU MEAN, LIKE A DATE?

NOT LIKE A DATE, A DATE.

WELL, AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, FENTON,

NOW THAT PAULINA LIKES YOU, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A COOL KID.

OFFICIALLY, LIKE A CLUB?

NOT LIKE A CLUB, A CLUB.

HE'S KIND OF DIM, ISN'T HE?

HERE'S YOUR MEMBERSHIP PACKET.

AND THIS IS MIKEY.

HE'LL BE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK FROM NOW ON.

HI, DANNY.

DON'T TALK TO HIM!

YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR COOL ENOUGH.

[GLASS BREAKS]

AND HERE'S YOUR HALL PASS CARD.

AFTER THE HALL MONITOR STAMPS IT 10 TIMES,

YOU GET A FREE FROZEN YOGURT.

WELCOME TO THE A-LIST, JERK.

OH, I MEAN, PAL.

FENTON'S COOL NOW?

I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE ROOM FOR NEW MEMBERS.

KWAN, OLD PAL OF MINE, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

I WAS TOLD I HAVE TO SIT HERE NOW.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE DANNY'S PLACE.

NEVER!

Tucker: AAH!

[CRASH]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

[CAT SCREECHES]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

ANY SIGN OF THE ENEMY OF FUN?

NOPE.

WE'RE OFFICIALLY KWAN-FREE,

WHICH MEANS I CAN FINALLY FOCUS ON THE SATELLITE.

SATELLITE?

HER NAME IS STAR.

BUT SHE USED TO BE PAULINA'S SATELLITE.

AH, THE MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL

WHO ALWAYS ORBITS AROUND THE POPULAR GIRL.

BUT NOW THAT PAULINA'S WITH DANNY,

SHE'S LIKE US--

WEAK, UNPOPULAR,

AND RIPE FOR THE PICKING.

HI, I'M TUCKER, AND--

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR MOVE ON ME HOURS AGO.

HERE ARE MY BOOKS,

I LIKE TO BOWL ON FRIDAY NIGHTS,

AND IF YOU TRY TO HOLD MY HAND BEFORE OUR THIRD DATE,

I'LL BREAK YOURS IN HALF.

SWEET!

I'VE GOT A DATE FRIDAY.

IF THAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP BY DEFAULT, COUNT ME OUT.

HEY, NEW BEST FRIENDS.

I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE.

SATELLITE-- I MEAN, STAR!

WAIT UP!

TUCKER, DON'T LEAVE ME WITH--

YOU AND TUCKER DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH, DO YOU?

WHO, US?

WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

IT'S OK.

I KNOW I DON'T FIT IN WITH YOU GUYS,

AND I DON'T FIT IN WITH THE POPULAR KIDS ANYMORE.

GUESS IT'S CHESS CLUB FOR ME.

KWAN, WAIT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ASKING THIS.

I'M GOING TO A GOTH POETRY SLAM TONIGHT.

IT MIGHT NOT BE YOUR KIND OF THING, BUT--

IS THIS LIKE A PITY DATE?

NOT A DATE, BUT PLENTY OF PITY.

SWEET!

Star: HOLD THIS.

DON'T SPILL.

[LAUGHING]

DANNY, I'M SO EMBARRASSING MYSELF.

COULD YOU BE AN ANGEL AND GIVE ME A LITTLE INVISIBLE HELP?

THAT'S CHEATING.

OR CREATIVE POINT SCORING.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER YOUR STRIKE.

I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT!

YOU'RE THE BEST, DANNY.

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE BEST.

Man: PLEASE GLARE INDIFFERENTLY AT OUR NEXT GUEST,

THE BEHOLDER.

DARKNESS...ETERNAL,

I WAIT FOR YOUR KISS.

IN THE NOTHING, I SEE YOUR BLEAK SMILE.

OH, COOL!

ME NEXT!

OH, NO.

AND NOW, A LITTLE POEM I LIKE TO CALL

"THE FLUFFY CLOUDS ALL LOOK LIKE FOOTBALLS."

AND STAY OUT!

IF YOU LIKE ME, KISS ME.

I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

LISTEN, PUNK, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, DIG?

BEAT IT, JOHNNY.

I'M DANNY'S GIRL NOW.

KITTY, JOHNNY, PAULINA?

OH, GREAT,

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOVE RECTANGLE.

[MOANING]

WHOOPS.

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

UH, THIS IS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.

YEP--YOUR LAST ONE.

[WHISTLES]

I'M GOING GHOST.

[GRUNTS]

AAH!

COME ON, KITTY,

QUIT WIGGING OUT AND COME BACK TO ME.

I'LL BE GOOD.

FORGET IT, LOW-LIFE.

OPTIONAL SUN ROOF. NICE.

DO YOUR THING, MAN.

I GOT YOUR BACK.

Star: GET DOWN HERE, FOLEY!

[SIGHS]

[PAULINA GASPS]

ALL RIGHT, BABY,

LET'S TAKE THIS ELSEWHERE, HUH?

OH, DANNY, I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

YOU WANT HER, RUNT?

YOU CAN KEEP HER.

I'M GONE.

HE CAN RIDE IN AND OUT OF THE GHOST ZONE WHEN HE WANTS NOW?

HE STOLE SOME DOODAD FROM YOUR DAD'S LAB LAST TIME HE WAS HERE,

AND THEN HE WIRED IT TO HIS BIKE.

BUT IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

NO, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT.

LOOK, DANNY, I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE YOU ANY TROUBLE.

YOU'RE ABOUT 8 SHADOW ATTACKS TOO LATE.

WHAT'S THE STORY?

[SIGHS]

IT'S LIKE THIS:

EVER SINCE JOHNNY MODIFIED HIS BIKE SO IT COULD COME HERE,

I'VE BEEN NAGGING AT HIM TO TAKE ME BACK.

THE CITY SIGHTS WERE SO EXCITING AND...

UNFORTUNATELY, JOHNNY WAS TAKING IN THE SIGHTS, TOO.

AND BY "SIGHTS," I MEAN EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN TOWN.

I REMEMBERED HOW MUCH JOHNNY COULDN'T STAND YOU,

SO--SO YOU WERE THE PERFECT PERSON TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS.

I WAS GOING TO OVERSHADOW YOUR FRIEND,

THE SPOOKY CHICK IN BLACK.

YOU LIKE HER, DON'T YOU?

SAM? I, WELL, UH...

I ENDED UP IN THIS BODY.

GO FIG.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU LIKE HER, TOO.

JOHNNY'S FURIOUS, I'M PRETTY,

YOU'RE POPULAR-- EVERYBODY WINS.

EXCEPT PAULINA.

YOU REALIZE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP THIS, RIGHT?

MAYBE.

OR MAYBE PAULINA MIGHT SLIP UP

AND TELL THE WHOLE TOWN THAT DANNY IS THE GHOST BOY.

UH, THAT'S INVISO-BILL.

SEE YOU AT LUNCH TOMORROW, BOYFRIEND.

SAM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MIFFED

ABOUT THE POETRY THING LAST NIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU SEEMED PRETTY MIFFED.

WHY WOULD I BE MIFFED?

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T SIT AT MY REGULAR TABLE...

AND I CAN'T GO TO MY REGULAR BOOKSTORE ANYMORE.

SO WE'RE COOL, THEN?

HEY, STAR.

TUCKER, HEY!

OH, HEY, SAM.

SO HOW YOU GETTING ALONG WITH KWAN?

GREAT.

HOW ARE THINGS WITH STAR?

COULDN'T BE BETTER.

SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

ALL I DO IS CARRY STUFF FOR HER!

HE'S LIKE A HUMAN ROOT CANAL!

Both: YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

SERIOUSLY, SAM,

KWAN AND STAR ARE STUCK TO US

LIKE GUM ON THE BOTTOM OF A DESK.

WE HAVE TO LOSE THEM.

I DON'T SEE HOW.

I HAVE THE FEELING WE'RE TIED TO THESE TWO LOSERS

UNTIL--

Star: SAM? TUCKER?

STAR AND I WERE JUST TALKING

AND WE DECIDED WE MIGHT BE LESS COOL THAN DANNY AND PAULINA,

BUT WE'RE WAY MORE COOL THAN YOU TWO.

TUCKER, I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.

THAT WAS EASY.

THEY'RE IN DENIAL.

I LEARNED ABOUT THAT LAST NIGHT AT THE BOOKSTORE.

THAT WAS EASY.

NOW EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.

ALMOST.

WE STILL DON'T HAVE DANNY,

WHO'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

WITH PAULINA, I'M SURE.

I'M LOSING MY MIND.

I MEAN, PAULINA'S FAIRLY HIGH-MAINTENANCE.

REALLY? I HADN'T NOTICED.

YEAH, BUT WORSE,

SHE'S BEING CONTROLLED BY A GHOST

WITH A CRUSH ON DANNY.

TUCKER, KITTY DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON DANNY.

SHE'S USING HIM TO MAKE JOHNNY JEALOUS.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET RID OF HER,

BUT IT'S KIND OF RADICAL.

Paulina: DANNY!

ANYBODY SEEN MY DANNY?

RADICAL IS GOOD.

LET'S HEAR IT.

WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.

I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS, SAM.

GOOD LUCK, DUDE.

REMEMBER, DANNY, BE COOL.

PLAY IT CLOSE TO THE VEST.

YOU HAVE GOT TO TAKE KITTY BACK!

SHE IS SUFFOCATING ME!

I NEED MY SPACE!

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

OK, OK!

BUT, YOU KNOW,

YOU MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO PLAY THAT

A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE VEST.

OK, HERE'S MY PLAN...

OH, DANNY, THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.

ANYTHING FOR YOU.

YOU WERE WORTH FIGHTING JOHNNY FOR.

AWW, THAT'S SWEET.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'D KICK HIS BUTT 100 TIMES MORE AND 100 TIMES HARDER

IF HE EVER SHOWED HIS SORRY FACE AGAIN.

Johnny: EH, IS THAT RIGHT?

JOHNNY!

HEY, DOLL, I CAME TO GET YOU BACK...

BY FORCE, IF NECESSARY.

BRING IT ON, PUNK.

MY TURN!

OW!

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRETEND FIGHT.

THEN PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HURT.

BE CAREFUL, DANNY!

DON'T HURT JOHNNY TOO BAD.

OH! NOT THE FACE!

LOOKS LIKE YOU BEAT ME AGAIN, DUDE.

THAT I DID.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF FOR GOOD.

SEE YOU IN OBLIVION, JOHNNY.

SO LONG, KITTY.

I'LL MISS YOU.

NO!

DON'T YOU DARE HARM ONE GREASY HAIR ON JOHNNY'S HEAD.

GREASY?

I LOVE HIM!

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY CAKES.

AND ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO HURT MY JOHNNY HAS TO DEAL WITH ME.

HEY, I DON'T WANT TO GET BETWEEN YOU TWO.

KITTY, YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL,

BUT I AM NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS JOHNNY.

AND YOU TWO ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WELL, HE'S RIGHT.

WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

DO YOU WANT TO FINISH THIS CONVERSATION BACK HOME?

JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T COME BACK...

WHAT?

HEY, MAN, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!

DEAL? WHAT DEAL?

AW, CRUD.

SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THAT A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE VEST.

UH, HI.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BY ANY CHANCE?

SURE, YOU'RE THAT GHOST BOY WHO SAVED MY LIFE.

TWICE, APPARENTLY.

INVISO-BILL, RIGHT?

EH, I NEED A PUBLICIST.

[SIGHS]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

[SIGHS]

HEY, PAULINA.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME?

YES!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

PAULINA'S STILL IN LOVE, BUT WITH THE WRONG ME.

WELCOME BACK TO THE FOLD, FELLOW LOSER.

HEY, FENTON, I'LL BE NEEDING THAT

COOL KID MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE BACK.

BETTER YET, WE'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU AFTER SCHOOL,

FEN-TURD!

OH, WELL, I HAVE TO SAY

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG FRIENDS.

BUT THE POPULARITY SURE WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED.

I'LL BET.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE REALLY ROTTEN THING IS?

YOU WERE ONLY ONE HALL PASS PUNCH AWAY

FROM THAT FROZEN YOGURT.

HI, MIKEY.

DON'T TALK TO ME.

YOU'RE NOT NEARLY COOL ENOUGH.