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I've always loved coming to these woods near Old House.

My father used to take me hiking here when I was younger.

Life was so much simpler back then.

My dad met my stepmom, Jelena, while we were both actors in New York performing

on Broadway.

It was so sweet.

They were cast together as strangers, and their onstage romance blossomed into

real -life one.

Not long after my dad married Jelena, she got her big break in the movies.

So, we moved to L .A.

At first it seemed like a fairy tale, us moving to Hollywood with big dreams of

becoming movie stars in my parents' eyes.

Unfortunately, my father became sick with cancer not long after we moved, and

when he died I was devastated.

It seemed like my whole life was shattered.

Sometimes I wonder what things might have been like for me if my biological

parents hadn't died.

But I'm thankful that I at least have someone, Jelena.

She has cared for me ever since my father's death.

I just wish he could have lived to see Jelena realize her dreams of becoming a

big movie star.

Movie after movie, Jelena couldn't stop cranking out hits.

Even when she remarried, she always treated me like family and took care of

Made sure I had food, clothes, a car, and an education.

I really owe a lot to her.

Jelena doesn't just take care of me, either. I have two stepsisters, Georgia

Katrina.

Both of their dads also married Jelena, and weirdly enough, both also died,

which makes them stepsisters.

Clearly not by choice, since they are always fighting.

I told Jelena that I want to follow in my dad's footsteps and become an actress

on Broadway.

I told her that after I graduate in the fall, I wanted to attend the New York

Acting Academy.

It's my dream to study acting there and to see New York City again.

Jelena encouraged me to apply to see if I got accepted.

She said she would pay my tuition if I did.

I'm such a lucky girl.

Hey, Jelena, how's the interview going?

It's almost over. Where the hell are you?

Uh, I'm just, I'm hiking in the woods near our old house where we used to live

with Dad.

Our old house was in...

your little walk down memory lane you promised to pick me up when my interview

ends this interview is almost over and i expect you to be here when it does

wasn't that the deal we made when i bought you a car that you would drive me

around in it um yeah yeah no problem um i'm so sorry jelena i'm gonna i'm gonna

head over to you right this second um it's five o 'clock so there's gonna be a

little bit of traffic but i'm gonna try to get there as fast as possible

Bullshit. I'll see you in 20 minutes.

Everywhere in LA takes 20 minutes.

Okay, I'm gonna do my best, Delaina.

I don't want your best, AJ.

I want you here in 20 minutes, or I'm taking that car away from you.

Yep. Just one big happy family.

No,

I'm good. Thank you so much. Are you comfortable?

Yes, I am.

All right. So today we have the lovely, talented actress Jelena Jensen here with

us. Thank you so much for coming on our show, Jelena. Thank you for having me.

Now, a lot of our viewers may know you as the leading lady in some of their

favorite Hollywood blockbuster films.

What a lot of our viewers don't know is that you were a Broadway actress on

stage before you came to Hollywood.

Tell us a little bit about your career over in New York.

I was, you know.

I grew up doing theater in school and sang in the choir,

and I just felt natural, you know.

Took a stab at it and auditioned and got my first role, and the rest is history.

So, Selena, tell us about your very first

Hollywood role.

Well, that would have to be my role as Dr. Elixir in the huge Hollywood

blockbuster hit.

Excuse me, we are filming down.

Please sit down.

Sorry.

That's my driver.

Bye, everyone.

AJ, can you go sit down and be quiet? We're recording.

Now, tell me, Jelena.

Tell me about the real you.

For instance, what's a day in the life of Jelena Jensen like? Is it all glitz

and glamour?

Hardly. I go to the gym.

the grocery store, run errands, hold meetings, prepare for upcoming roles.

I feel like I lead a pretty normal life.

A normal life? I think a lot of our viewers wish they had a life like yours,

Jelena. You're a household name and you've won three Oscars in addition to

several Golden Globes and other assorted awards.

You have been in some of the biggest movies ever to be made in Hollywood in

past ten years.

With all the success you've had in your career, what's left for you?

Well, you know, I'm appreciative that my fans enjoy my movies and that my career

has afforded me and my family some level of financial comfort.

But, you know, money and fame, that's not what's important to

me.

Well, share with us, Jelena, what is important to you?

Family. You know, I spend all of my time and energy raising my three beautiful

daughters, and being an actress is nice and all, but, you know, the

one thing that means the most to me is being a great mom.

You know, that's the only award that I care to win.

World's best mom.

Interesting that you mentioned family, Jelena. While some viewers might envy

your fame and fortune, others might regard your story as a tragedy.

Tragedy? Well, yes.

Losing one husband is tragic enough, but for one woman to lose three husbands, I

don't have the words.

Yes, my family has experienced more tragedy than most.

But I try to look at it as I'm accepting of God's will.

Yes. Your first husband died of cancer.

Yes, that is correct.

And two years later, you married the famous actor Tom Jones when you starred

together in everyone's favorite movie, Forbidden Paradise.

Yes, it's true.

We had an on -screen romance.

And that led to a true romance.

How did it feel then when, after only 13 months of marriage, he tragically died

in a car crash?

Devastating.

I can only imagine.

Incredibly though, you were able to recover and less than a year later, you

married rock star Aldous Jade.

No matter what happened, I always tried to keep love in my heart.

So you loved Elvis?

I loved all my husbands.

What can you remember about that night? The night of your third wedding?

I really try not to think about it too much. You know, it was a crazy time in

life, and I just try not to think about it.

How does it make you feel, Jillian?

to be called Hollywood's Black Widow.

I tried to ignore all of that tabloid gossip.

I loved Tom and Aldous very much, and their deaths were very devastating to me

and my family.

Selena, you never starred in another role after the death of your third

Is that because you felt you had enough money and no longer had to work? Or did

the Black Widow label ruin your career as Hollywood's favorite leading lady?

you retired, Jelena, or blackballed?

Blacklisted?

That's hardly the case. My agent's always contacting me with new scripts

offers.

I'm just very careful with what I choose to do.

You know, I have to worry about damaging my brand.

I've been in some of the biggest blockbusters in Hollywood, and if I were

take something that wasn't up to par to that, I'd be taking a step backwards.

So you've just been waiting for the right role, but for four years now.

You know, like I said...

I live a comfortable life and I'm very devoted to my daughters.

So for me to put the time and energy into a role, it would have to be the

role.

Is the purple hair statement?

No, no statement. I just like the color purple.

Well, thank you so much for your time, Jelena. It has been an honor speaking

with you.

Thank you, and thank you so much to all of my devoted fans.

Okay, guys, cut.

That's a wrap.

Thank you so much, Selena, for talking to us.

Thanks? What was that shit? My manager specifically told you that the term

Widow was off -limits, and you still went there.

My lawyer is going to be in touch.

You're lucky that I didn't walk off this set.

We are going to approve.

The final edit, or else you're going to have a lawsuit.

Come on, AJ, we're leaving.

All you do.

Rude. I do not lose all the time, okay? I actually win all the time. I just lost

that particular game. Thank you.

All the time?

More like never?

You haven't won a game all week.

Do you like pain? Is that it?

You're disgusting. I can't believe I'm even related to you.

Whatever. Thank God we're stepsisters.

You know, I got all my badass traits from my dad. He wasn't a pussy like...

dad.

Are you kidding me?

My dad was a famous movie star.

Your dad was a drug addict.

My dad would kick your dad's ass any day of the week. And if you call my dad a

drug addict again, I will kick your ass.

You know what?

Are you even kidding me right now? You better not, because I am auditioning for

the lead in the upcoming school production of Romeo and Juliet.

Mom herself...

It's helping me get the part. She's speaking with Miss Feinstein.

And if you so much as lay a hand on me, put a mark on my face, Mom will kill

you.

I'm so sick of this fake Hollywood bullshit.

All you and Mom talk about is acting and Hollywood and movies. It's so fucking

fake.

All you care about is looks. You don't care about anything else.

Well, count me out of your cookie cutter.

Perfect world.

Sorry I'm not pretty and perfect enough.

Katrina, you are pretty.

You're mom's daughter, after all.

You did this to yourself, so have fun.

Oh, big sister.

You know what kind of fun I am capable of.

You're gross. I can't wait to graduate and get away from you.

Don't act like you didn't like it, big sister.

I could taste it when you came in my mouth last night.

Is that why you never asked mom for your own room?

Because you'd miss this late night under -the -cover orgasms from your dirty

little sister?

You're filthy!

Sure, I like it when you get me off. I mean, who doesn't like to cum?

You know why I never open my eyes when you do it?

Because I'm thinking of someone else.

You're such a bitch.

Maybe.

That's why they call it acting, right?

I mean, it's not like I ever do it back, right?

I'm destined to be a star.

I'm Hollywood royalty.

Just like my mother and my father were.

You are destined to be no one.

What alternate reality are you living in?

You act in school plays, not in movies.

You're not Hollywood royalty, and you bought all of your social media

I'll remember this conversation one day, years from now, when you'll be calling

me up begging for money.

Because you're a drug addict whore, and I'm a rich movie star.

But I won't give you anything, no.

Not even a dime.

I want you to remember this. This right here, remember this. Okay?

I can't hit your face, but I can trolley horse the shit out of you.

Wow!

Family first.

Stop fighting.

Hollywood

is

cutthroat and competitive.

And nobody has your back except for family.

United we stand, divided we fall.

Understand?

Yes, Mother.

I'll try to act like I get along with my sister a little more.

We shouldn't be stressing you out with all of our fighting. I'm sorry.

Exactly. You know how I feel about stress.

Yes, Mother.

Stress ages you.

Precisely, girl.

And I choose not to age.

And stress causes me to age.

All I do is take care of you. I love you. I provide for you.

And all I ask is that you do one simple thing.

What is that, Katrina?

Don't stress you out.

Do not subject me to stress.

My life must be stress -free. And every time you and your

sister fight, yell, talk too loud, or

look at me the wrong way, it stresses me.

And stress causes me to die.

Do you want to kill me? Is that what you want?

Do you want to just inherit all your father's money from me?

Never, Mother.

That's not what we want. We love you.

Don't we, Katrina?

Yes, Mother. We love you.

I love you too, Jelena.

Nobody asked you, AJ.

AJ,

you stressed Mom out. Look.

After everything that we've done for you.

God, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

All right, that's enough.

I can feel it coming on, and I need to go to bed immediately.

Sleep is the only antidote.

AJ, is my Valium by the bedside like I asked you?

Yes, of course, Jelena.

Okay, we'll keep it down.

I need to go rejuvenate myself from this stressful experience.

Don't worry, Mother. I'll make sure everyone's just quiet.

Kiss ass.

Thank you.

Because Georgia, it's the least you can do.

Yes, ma 'am.

Fucking loser.

However, there is a reason I'm Mom's favorite.

Alright, guys, I'm gonna go study. I'm gonna go back down to the basement.

What the fuck? Where do you think you're going? Take a seat.

Yeah.

You think we're gonna clean all this mess up?

No, of course not.

I'll clean up this mess before I go study.

Sure, but I also need you to iron that new blouse I got at the mall last

weekend. Because you know I don't like to look frumpy for school.

Yes, of course, Georgia. That's final.

Iron your blouse and clean up the mess before I go study.

Before I go study?

You're such a fucking nerd.

You're started by fake ass kissers and nerds.

Fucking kill me.

Just because I like to study doesn't make me a nerd.

You know, actually, I agree with AJ.

She's not a nerd.

She has to study.

If she was a nerd, she wouldn't have to study because then she'd be smart.

That's not true. I am smart.

Keep your voice down.

I swear to God, if Mom wakes up, she's going to kill us all.

That's going to be your fault.

Yeah, bitch.

AJ, do you know why me and Kat don't have to do chores and you do?

Yes. Well, let me remind you anyways. When my father died, he left us millions

of dollars.

When Kat's father died, as well as embarrassing our entire family, he also

us millions of dollars.

When your father died, he didn't leave us anything.

He was broke.

And that makes you broke.

And broke people do things... For people with money.

That's the way that it is. That's the way that it's always been.

That's the way that it will always be.

So, if we're taking care of you, then you have to do things for us.

You see?

Wow, that is so fucked up.

You're going to take that?

Don't be a doormat.

I love my sisters.

I don't mind helping out around the house.

Family first.

That's right.

Family first.

You're such a little bitch, AJ.

Too bad my dad couldn't set me up a trust fund like yours did for you.

You know what?

I like that you're such a little bitch. I like ordering you around and watching

you do stuff for me.

You know what?

Before you finish your chores, why don't you come over here and get me off

really quick?

have to study.

Who gives a fuck about school?

Don't talk back to me. You're my bitch.

And that means you do what I say when I say it.

And I say lick the cum right out of me.

And don't make me ask you again.

Okay, take your pants off.

Are you crazy?

Mom will hear you.

No, if you want to fuck her, take her downstairs to the basement to her room.

I'm not going to get in trouble for this shit.

Fuck that.

It's cold down there.

I'm going to get mine right here, right now.

And you don't tell me what to do.

No, but Mom does, okay?

If she wakes up and comes down here, we're all going to have a problem. So

even think about it.

Don't be such a stick in the mud.

You can fuck her too.

We can play video games and we can pass her back and forth.

We can have a contest of who can come where.

And I bet I'll win.

too. I mean, do you really think about anything other than sex ever, Kat?

Fuck no, why would I?

Okay, fine.

Yeah, we can fuck her, but I am not playing video games when I do it,

want to watch her make you cum, because she's my bitch too, isn't that right,

AJ?

Family first.

Well, why aren't you already licking it then, dear sister?

It's not going to look itself.

Yeah.

Oh, good girl.

She's done this before.

Oh, Sandy, you like that.

Uh -huh. Yeah?

You like being our little bitch?

Uh -huh.

She's really good at that.

Yeah.

Don't you ever get sick of doing that, AJ?

Family first.

That's right.

Family first.

She's a good little parrot.

Don't forget to take your shoes off.

Good girl.

Back to work.

Get him nice and wet. Spit on it.

He doesn't want a dry pussy lick. Come on.

Get with it.

Do your job, AJ.

Fuck.

You should do it.

I'm a good girl.

I like watching her.

You're good at other things besides cleaning, aren't you?

Uh -huh.

Just taking care of your family.

But she is a cleaning cat.

In fact, this is the only thing she knows how to clean right.

She's going to leave your pussy spotless.

Nice little spit shine from AJ.

Yeah. Great.

Just cleaning my wool.

Practice makes perfect, right?

You know exactly what I'm saying.

Yeah, get it nice and wet.

That's a good little bit of shoe.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, stick out your tongue. Stick out your tongue.

Yeah, why don't you get

ready for this?

You should get your foot through that.

You hear that? Once you're done with me, you're going to go right back to her.

Yeah?

I'm going to take your turns with you.

Yes. Take care of your stepsisters.

You can act like you like it too. Jeez.

Your life is so hard.

People would actually enjoy doing this.

Does that feel good?

Yes, it does.

Good girl.

Yes, get more in there.

Do you like how she's looking?

Yeah, that's really good.

This is a good idea.

I don't know why there is something that sucks.

Not me.

I think she likes eating my pussy better, though.

I'm glad you told her to go eat your pussy.

Um, I like them both.

Shh. That was rhetorical.

Oh, God.

Yeah, keep looking.

Oh, God. Just like that.

Oh, you like pleasing your stepsisters.

She just likes amusing me.

She likes being my personal little comforter too.

She likes it when I come all over her face.

Just like that.

Come here.

Who's pussy do you like better?

I don't want to say who's pussy I like better.

She knows it's mine.

Do you want to make me come after you? Yes. You don't suck.

still have to do your chores.

You understand?

Thank you.

Isn't that right, Eugene?

Yes.

Obviously you don't know how to share.

Maybe we just need another AJ.

Is she all right?

Yes.

It's nice and warm in there.

Good girl.

You're exactly how you seem.

You like it.

It's pretty convincing.

Now choke yourself with her foot.

I want to see you gag.

Yeah, just like that.

Good girl.

That was beautiful.

Oh, that was beautiful.

She loves my feet.

Yeah, because I told her to.

You guys stop fighting.

You shut up and do what you're told.

Up here.

Uh -huh.

Keep going.

The both of you are.

before you touch my blouse.

You keep your phone on you.

You know I always need to come before I go to bed.

I'll let you know when I'm ready.

Got it.

AJ!

AJ! What are you doing?

Me and your sisters need breakfast and there are a few things I need you to do

around the house before -

didn't think you'd be up.

What time is it over there anyways?

It's like three hours behind whatever time it is for you.

I haven't even looked yet.

Damn, it's like five in the morning over there.

Well, whatever. What's the verdict? Did you get in the play?

Not only did I get in the play, but I got the lead. I'm gonna be Juliet.

Oh my god!

I'm so happy for you. You have such an amazing talent.

Well, wish me luck.

Break a leg.

Listen, I gotta go do a couple things around the house for Jelena, so I better

get going.

I don't understand why you do so much for that woman.

I mean, she's done a lot for me.

Yeah, but she's your mom. She's supposed to.

Stepmom.

And, I mean, she took care of me when my dad died, so I feel like I kinda owe it

to her.

If you say so.

Plus...

She's going to pay to send me to the acting academy in New York so I can be

you again.

I know. It's been ages.

You know, for the longest time I wanted to move to L .A. just because I missed

you.

Trust me. You are way better off in New York.

I mean, it's beautiful and all on the outside here, but the inside's kind of

ugly. At least the people in New York are real.

I really miss New York.

Well, you'll be back soon.

I really hope so.

That'd be such a fairytale ending for me. If I had the money, I would pay to

you back over here.

What are you, my fairy godmother?

You wish.

I'm just your best friend since the second grade.

Yeah, you are, Carly.

I miss you so much.

I miss you, too.

Well... I better get going. If Jelena doesn't get her breakfast by six, she

stressed.

Well, we can't have the queen experiencing any stress.

She might age prematurely.

Tell me about it.

Text me after school.

Okay, I will. Bye.

AJ.

AJ, where are you?

Where is my breakfast?

AJ?

Where's your breakfast, Elena?

Did you make breakfast for your sister?

Of course. It's laid out on the table downstairs.

Well, isn't that a lovely surprise?

So I was thinking about heading to school a little bit early. I have a

big test that I didn't get to study for last night.

And I was thinking if I get there early, I can still cram in the library before

class.

Yes, yes. But I actually need you to do a few things around the house before you

go to school.

You have chores. I left you a list right there.

But my test... Look, don't argue with me, okay? You're going to stress me out.

Is that what you want?

No, no, of course not, Jelena.

Do the laundry, wash the dishes, clean the floors.

So, I did all your chores.

If I hurry, I can still make it to school on time.

The floors look fabulous.

But they were disgusting.

I want to see my reflection in them at all times.

All times.

You hear?

Yes, Jelena, I know.

And it's your job to keep them that way, AJ.

Is it too much to ask?

For you to keep the floors clean?

I took you in.

I've taken care of you all these years.

Unlike your sisters, Georgia and Katrina, their fathers left them trust

Your father left you nothing.

So what did I do?

I took care of you. I paid for it all out of my own pocket.

So is it really true? Too much to ask for you to just keep the floors clean.

No, ma 'am.

I do have some really good news, though.

I wanted to tell you before I told Katrina and Georgia.

What is it?

I auditioned for the school play Romeo and Juliet.

And?

And I got the lead.

I'm going to play Juliet.

Interesting.

Do you really think you're going to have the time to be in the play with all of

your family commitments here at the house?

With all your chores?

I'll make time.

Please, AJ.

You know you're really starting to stress me out.

I'm so sorry, Jelena. I'm not trying to stress you out.

What about your chores?

What about your family?

What, we don't matter to you anymore? You're this big star now and we don't

anything? No, no, that's not it at all. I swear.

Okay,

you're stressing me out now.

I can feel my pulse racing.

Oh, I can feel it.

I'm starting to perspire.

to take another shower now.

Are you happy with yourself, AJ?

Please, can I be in the play? I will do anything.

I'm so sorry.

You're not sorry. You're selfish, AJ.

Can I please be in the play? I will do anything.

Anything?

Yes, anything.

You better start licking.

You know how I like it.

Take the clothes off.

I'm starting to take my stress away.

Yes, you know just how I like it.

I'm doing a good job?

Yes, you are.

You definitely know how to lighten the stress for your mother.

should be going to school now.

No. We're not done here.

We're not?

You know how much I love Forkley.

You are going to worship these.

yes ma 'am

Do you know how lucky you are?

Yes. Do you know how many of my fans would love to

worship these huge breasts?

Mm -hmm.

But I let you.

And this was made into a porno movie.

It would be the best selling of all time.

Keep licking those famous titties.

They were made to be worships.

Still feel some stress though. I need you to relieve it.

What else can I do for you?

Like this.

And you cannot come

until I tell you you can.

Yes, ma 'am. I know the rules.

Yes,

worship those breaths.

Put your back into it, AJ. You know I don't like to break a sweat.

You're not allowed to come.

You don't get to come until I've come numerous times.

Don't you plunge yet.

Okay, maybe I should go to school now.

Oh, darling, you're not going just yet.

I made you come twice.

But now... I want you to

sit on my face.

Yes, ma 'am.

I've been feeding the big ass for years.

I should at least get to enjoy it.

Yes.

Thank you, Jelena.

Mmm.

Thank you.

My tongue feels so good.

Am I going to be allowed to come this way?

No, not yet.

You better not let it go.

Not yet.

Please, Elena.

You better not come.

It's time not to come when you're looking...

You better not come.

You're being selfish again, AJ.

I just want to cum so bad.

And you too, Dana. Yes, I do.

Please, Jelena.

I cleaned the house and I did the laundry.

I did the dishes.

I just want you to make me come.

own pussy.

You're gonna make me cum.

Please let me cum, please.

Please let me cum.

Alright, you can cum.

Thank you for letting me come, Jelena.

I can be generous.

When I want to be.

Can I please go to school now?

Yes.

After you clean up this mess.

Of course.

Oh, did I get an email?

Not that I know of.

Why? Well, like I told you, I applied to that acting school in New York. I'm

still waiting to hear back.

Why do you want to go to New York? It's so dreadful there.

It's loud.

It's cold.

LA is so much warmer and prettier.

Because I like New York and I miss my friends there.

You know...

When your father was sick in the hospital, I promised him that I would

of you.

That I would put you in college.

But you know, school isn't for everyone.

Have you ever thought about vocational school?

You know, you're really good at cleaning.

Alright, I better get to school now.

Fine, run along.

You better clean this up when you get back though.

And I'll look out for that letter of yours.

Talentless hacks are trying to call themselves movie stars these days.

And this Mia Malkova, she's the worst.

She would have never gotten a role back in my day.

You wanted to talk to us, Mom?

Come on, sit in the bed with me.

I have to talk to both of you.

I need you to sign these forms.

They grant me power of attorney over your trust funds from your fathers.

signing this shit?

Are you trying to stress me?

Why? Why would you do that?

Stress you out?

Fuck off.

I'm not signing away all of dad's money to you, you fucking crazy bitch.

When I'm old enough to get that money, I am fucking out of here.

According to your father's trust, Katrina, I'm your legal guardian until

25.

Your father was afraid of you squandering your entire inheritance on

drugs and luxury cars and clothes.

You need a parent, an adult, to manage everything for you until you're old

enough to do it yourself.

What a fucking joke.

Luxury cars and clothes?

I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. I want my freedom.

Well, you're not getting it until you're 25.

So you better cooperate with me until then.

Because if not, I'm going to make your little punk rock life miserable.

I'm only honoring your father's wishes, after all.

Fucking bullshit!

I'm not signing that shit. And you can kiss my fucking ass.

Just because you have purple hair doesn't make you fucking punk rock.

You're grounded for a week.

How punk rock is that?

Go to your room.

I fucking hate you.

Two weeks.

Want to make it one month?

Ugh, fucking cunts. You know what?

Here's your power of attorney.

Fuck you.

Well, at least I know you'll be a good girl and sign the papers.

You know, I spoke to a talent agent today that specializes...

In talent your age range, and he's very interested in speaking with you.

He is?

Why shouldn't he?

I explained your lineage to him.

With your father's genes and me.

You're destined to be a star.

Preordained Hollywood royalty, my dear.

Oh, I'm so excited. All I want to do is be just like you and Dad.

And you will be.

Just need to sign this paper.

Okay.

Very good.

Now...

I also told this agent that you have the lead in the school play.

But I don't.

Miss Feinstein said she gave it to another student.

She said I'm one of the Capulet sisters and not Juliet.

I will deal with Mrs.

Feinstein. You worry about learning that part.

This is going to be the most important... Important performance of

Georgia.

I hope you're up to it.

Oh, I am. I promise.

You better be.

And don't worry about Mrs. Feinstein.

I donate a lot of money to the school, and I'm their most famous alumni.

After all, I got her the job.

Thank you, Mom.

Like I always say.

Family first.

Absolutely, Diane.

It's going to be a fabulous play.

You know, Shakespeare was always one of my favorites.

I was even in A Midsummer Night's Dream as a girl.

Yes, okay.

Okay, all right.

Ciao.

You wanted to talk to me?

I did.

This came for you in the mail.

A letter from the Academy.

Pyramus Applegate, we regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you

admission into the New York Film Academy.

Thank you for your application and best of luck in your future endeavors.

I'm so sorry, honey.

You know, acting isn't for everyone.

I'm so brutal and... Cutthroat business.

Take it from me.

I'm sure you'll find something you're good at.

But it's my dream to be an actress.

I don't want to be a movie star like you and Georgia. I just want to do theater.

Acting is acting.

Broadway is no better than Hollywood.

I don't want that life for you anyway.

What if I send them a tape of me being the lead in the school play? Do you

the Academy might reconsider?

I've actually been meaning to speak with you about that.

I had a call with Mrs. Feinstein, and I explained to her all of your family

obligations and commitments, and she agreed with me that this role is

little too time -consuming for everything you have going on.

So, she gave the lead to your sister Georgia.

What? She gave the lead to Georgia?

That's not fair.

You're still going to be in the play.

I am?

Of course.

You're going to be one of the Capulet sisters.

your sister, Georgia.

How could you do this to me?

What an ungrateful thing to say.

Ungrateful? I already had the lead.

You know what, AJ? You are stressing me out, and you know how I feel about being

stressed out.

You know what? Screw your stress.

Okay, that's it.

No more play, because you're going to be too busy being grounded.

I'm going to call Mrs. Feinstein and tell her that you're done.

Now go to your room. That's not fair.

Life isn't fair.

But my dad would have wanted me to keep fighting. Even when he was dying of

cancer, he would have never wanted me to give up.

Oh, Romeo, Romeo.

Where art thou, Romeo?

Deny thy father, and refuse thy name?

Where if thou will not be but sworn my love?

and I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

Thou art thyself?

I'm not a Montague.

What's Montague?

Is it nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging

to a man?

Oh, be some other name.

What's in a name?

That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

I take thee at thy word.

Call me by love, and I'll be new baptized.

Henceforth, I will never be Romeo.

What man art thou that doth be screened at night?

Stumbled upon my counsel?

By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am.

My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, because it is an enemy to thee.

Had I it written, I would tear the word.

Holy shit, you like Shakespeare?

I love Shakespeare.

Romeo and Juliet's my favorite.

Me too.

I was supposed to play her in my school play, but I don't think that's going to

happen now.

Why not?

You were great.

It's a long story.

Well, if it does happen, break a leg.

That's what my dad used to say.

It's just a saying.

I have to go. My family needs me. I'm sorry.

But I don't even know your name.

It's AJ.

AJ.

I'm Mia.

How do I get a hold of you?

Um, my number is 818 -555 -1212. I gotta go.

818 -525 -1212.

818 -525 -1212. Oh, fuck.

818 -524 -1212.

I'm so sorry, Bestie. I was so excited for you to star in that play. You would

have made an amazing Juliet.

Who cares about the play?

I just want to be back in New York and go to acting school.

I can't believe I didn't get in.

It was my dream.

I'm sorry.

You'll find new dreams, you know?

Really? It doesn't feel like it.

I know, I know. But it could always be worse.

Really? How?

You know, for example, you know that actress Mia Malkova?

She was in that movie Force Entrance and a bunch of other movies.

No, I don't think I know her.

I don't really watch movies like that. I'm more into theater.

Well, unless you live under a rock, you should know who Mia Malkova is.

She's a big star.

Anyways, while she went hiking yesterday, she met this girl, and I

had a moment or something.

And now she posted it on her social media, and she's trying to see if she

find that girl so she can see her again.

She has four million followers, so it's a good chance that her mystery girl is

one of them.

Wait.

Met a girl in the woods?

And you said her name is Mia?

What does she look like?

Do I look like your own personal search engine?

Look it up on social media.

Yeah, I guess I can do that.

Oh my god, Carly, I think I'm the girl that she met in the woods.

Wait, you met someone yesterday in the woods? You didn't say anything.

Well, yeah, I mean, I was really upset about not getting into acting school, so

I kind of went there to clear my head.

And you met Mia Malkova?

Yes! Well, no.

She didn't tell me who she was.

Do you know what this means?

No, what does it mean?

It means that a famous movie star just fell in love with you. You need to go to

her.

You're right.

I need to go back to the woods and I need to find her.

But what if she changes her mind and she doesn't show up?

What if she doesn't? What if this is your only chance to see her again?

It's so late now. There's no way she's coming.

I'm so stupid. Why did I think she would come?

Romeo, Romeo, where art thou, Romeo?

You came.

You're here.

Why didn't you tell me who you were?

I just wanted to be myself instead of some movie star.

I love the way that you treated me like a normal person.

I've really missed that.

I don't like you because you're some big movie star. I like you for you.

I set up a little something for us. Music?

Yeah.

You didn't think you were gonna come.

Of course I was.

I've never met anybody like you.

I'm so happy you're here.

Thank you.

Aww.

Thank you.

It feels so nice.

Does she know since the wind is blowing on it?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let me get you out of these.

You're this big booty.

Oh, man.

Oh, yes.

Well, Mia and I ended up living happily ever after.

We moved in together in her apartment in Manhattan.

It turned out that I didn't get rejected to the New York Acting Academy after

all. Seems like Jelena threw out the original letter that said I was accepted

with a full scholarship and replaced it with that bogus letter that she handed

me in her room that night.

Jelena couldn't stop me and Mia from living happily ever after.

Some things are just meant to be, and fairy tale endings do come true.

Oh, and Jelena and my evil stepsisters?

They hardly even noticed I was gone.

AJ!

AJ!

Mom, AJ doesn't live here anymore, remember?

She moved to New York with Mia.

Jelena.

You know, now that AJ is not here anymore, Georgia and I are going to

to help out around the house tomorrow, okay?

Yeah, you know, actually, I have some... What?

Are you guys fucking high?

How many fucking volumes are you on?

No way. No, no fucking way. I will never be like AJ.

And you?

You can go fuck yourself.

Wait.

Mom, I can't do work, right? I can't do chores.

You said I'm royalty.

I can't be cleaning the floors and toilets and stuff.

Georgia, you don't want to dress me and put me in an early grave.

Maybe a good girl.

And help out mommy.

After all, family first.