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Hey, what's going on?

I'm JoJo, here for your private yoga lesson.

Okay, yeah.

Why don't you just sit up over here to the right? Okay. Cool.

Alright, this is a great space. I'll just get the mats all set up.

Okay.

You having some trouble there?

Green or blue?

Take the green one. Take the green? Yeah.

Alright,

great.

So, I'm just going to go get my bag out of the car and change into something a

little more comfortable.

Do you have somewhere I can get changed?

Yeah, there's a bathroom right here on the left over here. Okay, great.

You're more than welcome.

to switch shorts if that's more comfortable for you. Yeah, for sure.

aren't really stretchy.

Okay, great. I'll be right back then. Okay, cool.

Great, you're all changed.

Yeah.

So you ready?

Yeah, let's get started.

All right.

So the first position, okay, so I want you to put your hands flat like this.

Okay. Put your feet down, straighten your body, and lift your arm up.

And see how long you can hold the position for.

Alright, that's not too bad.

Like that?

Doing good.

See if you can straighten.

Perfect.

That looks great.

Do you think you can hold it?

Not that long.

A little bit.

Well, we can get to the next position.

Alright, cool. Let's do that. Alright, so this one's really easy.

Just sit flat.

So just take your one foot, put it here, and hook the other one on top.

Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.

That is true. You're a little bit more muscular.

I'm not that flexible like that.

Well, maybe we can compromise. Can you maybe do like a butterfly?

I can definitely do that.

Okay. Well, I mean...

Let's do stand flat and you want to keep your heels touching the mat

and then bend over hands flat on the floor and just creep slowly out

and then hold it and then creep back in

Alright, um... Wait, how'd you do it again?

Show you again?

Yeah, if you could. No problem.

Feet flat on the floor. Alright.

Bend over, hands flat, and creep out.

Alright, I'm gonna do that.

Ah, creep out.

Ah! Are you okay?

What happened? Did you pull something?

Yeah, something in the floor, right?

Oh, come here. I'm so sorry.

Here,

just...

I'm so sorry. You're my first customer ever, so I'm just... I didn't mean to...

Wait, I'm your first customer ever?

It's fine. Here. I can roll it out.

It'll be fine.

How bad does it hurt?

It's pretty bad.

Where does it hurt?

It's like on the right side.

Down here?

Yeah.

Here, dummy.

Let me wipe this off.

So you're telling me you've never done this before?

I've done it in theory.

Great.

Is it feeling any better?

No, a tad bit.

Is that helping?

A little bit. It feels better a little bit.

Keep doing that.

Here, let me get some more pressure.

Yeah, just like that.

That feels good.

How's your chest? Do you want me to roll over?

I'm so sorry about this.

Is the feeling any better?

Well, yeah, but I mean, it's, like, still sore.

I mean, I'm not gonna recommend you to any of my friends or anything.

No, I mean, I need recommendations.

I'm just starting out.

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna, like, lie about it.

Well, I mean, you don't have to lie.

Okay, what do you mean?

Just, you don't have to mention that...

Well, I mean, I don't know if this is going to happen to them, too.

They look bad on me.

Well, maybe there's something else that can make the experience a little more

pleasurable. So then you can give a good recommendation?

Um, how so?

Oh.

Uh, maybe.

Maybe.

That might be a possibility.

I mean, if you had a more satisfying lesson.

You could kill your friends.

Yeah, definitely that.

You could get me more customers.

I guess we're gonna keep you lying there.

Is that a field trip?

Well, yeah.

I mean, I'm already selling letters.

right here and I want you to put your back.

I didn't even worry about my back pants.