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Hey.
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How did it go?
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Did you get me that sperm sample?
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No, I couldn't get it.
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I don't know what to do. How am I
supposed to help you and my daughter out
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can't get a sample from you, Brad?
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I don't know. I've been back there for,
like, ten minutes, and I can't get
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anything working. I think you need to
relax. Like, I know this is a little
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weird, but I am a fertility doctor.
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Yeah. Okay, I understand.
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You're a mother -in -law, but... But,
you know, I'm just trying. I just don't
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know. I've been trying and trying. I
just don't know what could...
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Maybe you're stressed out.
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Are you really stressed?
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Maybe. Are you okay?
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Yeah, maybe a little.
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I mean, I don't think you understand how
bad I need that sample.
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How am I supposed to figure out who's
the problem?
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You need to loosen up a little. You're
so tense.
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I don't know what to do. We've been
trying for a while.
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Don't you want me to help you guys have
a kid?
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Yeah. I mean, we've been trying for so
long.
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I'll try anything at this point.
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I know.
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You know what?
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Maybe you need... I need a massage. A
massage? You know what? Stand up. What?
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What? What are you talking about?
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This is what you need.
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What?
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You need a massage to calm down your
nerves. You're so tense.
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I mean, wait.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I got those.
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I got those.
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You need to take your pants off. My
mommy helped me. It'll be okay.
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It'll be okay.
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It'll be okay.
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This is my job, Brad.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, let me at least
take my pants off, and I'll get up soon.
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I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Okay. You got me that far. I can take
off my own pants. Are you going to be
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okay? It's just a massage. Yeah, I'll be
fine. It'll be fine.
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All right.
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Is that good?
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Am I good?
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Get on the table. All right.
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I think this is yours.
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Just lay down and relax.
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I need to get that sperm sample from
you.
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It's going to make you relax and loosen
up so you can give me what I need.
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Mommy knows best.
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You know that.
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Okay, now it's getting a little weird.
Brad!
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Just trust me.
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Okay. Isn't that feeling better already?
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Yeah, I mean, it does help a little.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Maybe you'll actually be able to give me
that sperm sample.
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This is exactly what you needed.
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Oh, your muscles are so tense right
here.
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Yeah?
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What are you so stressed out about
besides this?
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The only way I'm going to figure out who
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the problem is is with that sperm
sample.
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That's it, right? My mother -in -law
with sperm sample?
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Are you sure this is okay?
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You know, your daughter? Am I not a
doctor?
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Yeah.
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I've been doing this for years.
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They think I have this under control.
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I mean, it's still just a little weird.
It's a little weird.
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Trust me, okay?
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It's me that trusts mommy.
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There you go.
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Even though I'm your mother -in -law,
I'm still your mommy.
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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That's so weird.
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You're going to have to get used to
that.
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So, I mean, are you sure this is okay?
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I'm positive.
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You need to give me what I want.
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Oh, okay.
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Is this your first time getting a
massage?
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I mean, I usually don't get a massage by
my doctor, but...
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It's, uh, yeah, I've gotten a massage
before.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, you're just going up a little high
there.
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If it bothers you getting massaged by
your doctor, maybe I should help you
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That's so weird.
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Brad, you need to just relax.
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Relax, Brad.
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I can feel how tense this is.
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I'm trying to loosen you up for that
sample. Relax.
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Do you mind if I take my lab
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coat off? It's so hot in here.
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It's making me really hot. Do you mind?
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I guess not.
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It's hot in here.
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Just relax.
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I'm still your doctor.
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Okay.
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Still your mommy.
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Still your doctor.
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Brad! What? Just relax.
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Okay. As long as it's okay.
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There you go.
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How's that pressure?
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It's good.
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It's good.
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You know what?
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I'm going to have to have you flip over
for me.
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Flip over, Brad.
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Yep, I can't do it.
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You need to relax.
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I need to get that sample. Brad, just
relax. Seriously?
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The only way I'm going to get the sample
is if you relax.
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Okay.
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It's still a little bit weird.
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Trust me.
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There we go.
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There we go.
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Now you're finally relaxing.
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You're going to give me that sample,
right?
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There's no we'll see you need to get
mommy that sample
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I mean, do you not want a girl touching
it? No.
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Jeez, I'm a doctor.
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God, don't you know how many times my
daughter swaps guys?
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What? Are you kidding me? No.
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We used to be a lot crazier back in the
day.
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It's fucking crazy. Do you think you can
relax now?
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I know what I'm doing.
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I'm going to get that sperm sample. I
know what I'm doing.
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Relax.
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I don't know about this.
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I'm a doctor.
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Leave it to me, Brad.
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Relax.
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How am I supposed to get that sample if
you don't relax?
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You gotta trust me, okay? Trust mommy.
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What?
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Just trust mommy.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow I know what I'm doing
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We've been sleeping since we first met.
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What? He's not going to care.
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This kind of stuff actually turns him
on.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's definitely not going to care.
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Yeah, whatever works, you know?
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Whatever's going to help you.
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Is everything better now?
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Yeah. It's better. Yeah?
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Mm -hmm.
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There we go.
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I think I'm going to get that sample.
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Yeah, would this make it more
comfortable for you?
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Maybe a little bit. Yeah.
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Let me help you out.
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Okay.
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Brad, I'm doing this for our family.
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You sure it's okay with her?
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Um, we've... Yeah, I told you.
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We're definitely...
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Not the Brady Bunch.
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Whatever.
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Like, I need to just get this sample
from you. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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There we go.
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You know you're going to give me that
smell, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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There we go.
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Oh,
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the things I do for my family.
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I said it.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're all the way.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You can't come in my back.
You can't come in your freaking back?
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Oh, yeah. How do you want me, huh?
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To your side.
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Anything to get back. Be careful.
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So it's...
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Don't breathe.
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