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Look at them.

She is going to be
underestimated.

He is very clever.

I cannot wait to see
her at the round table.

And this one, well, knock out.

I know.

Let the mind games begin.

Come.

19 celebrities have been
invited to play the ultimate

psychological game of deception.

All in the hope of
winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

I'm here to win.

I don't know what
beasts lie within me.

Let the games commence.

Man:
Oh, my God!

Claudia: But concealed amongst
them are the traitors,

who under the cover of
darkness will secretly

murder their fellow players.

It's up to the Faithful to
work out who the Traitors are

and banish them before they
become their next victim.

Maybe I have got a dark side.

I'm going to fight
till the death.

Claudia: They think they know
what they've signed up for.

Woman: No!

Claudia:
But they've got no idea.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

"You are cordially invited to
join me at the Traitor's Castle.

Yours Faithfully."

Well, let the horror unfold.

And may the worst person win.

I'm so glad you're laughing.

Well, what else can you do?

The very word "the Traitors"
causes such excitement.

You've got beautiful
eyes, by the way.

Oh, thank you.

Now, I don't know
how to take that.

Is that gameplay immediately?

Well, my game.

In order to win, whoever it is,
we're all going to have

to be quite ruthless.

- The deceit has already started.
- Of course.

Am I a good liar?

Well, I've spent
the last 17 years

lying about being a
good rugby player.

Oh, hello.

Stephen?

How can you possibly be here
on the side of the road?

Get in.
Are you going my way?

Celia Imrie.

It's amazing what you can find
in the highlands of Scotland.

Celia:
I'm so pleased to see you.

Stephen: Oh, thank you.
It's wonderful to see you.

My god.

What was your name?

Pamela.

So nice to meet you.

I've known you for ages.

Yeah, forever.

Ruth, I've seen you on
TV in scary things.

Yeah, I've seen you on TV lots.

Also in scary things where they
weren't meant to be scary.

I'm intolerant to bullshit, and
I love causing a bit of chaos.

So yeah, it'll be
interesting to see how

it goes for me in the castle.

These are fellow
victims, presumably.

Look at the convoy.

It's like Eurovision, a song
contest or something, isn't it?

It's like Eurovision, but
you haven't learnt the song.

Yes!

I mean, if this was a party,

you'd be really
chuffed about who turned up.

It is a shame that we're
going to start really

going for each of them.

How are you feeling?

I'm nervous, I can't lie,
I'm nervous.

It's the not knowing,
I don't know.

It's the not knowing.

Well, that's the whole
game though, innit?

In my work life, I play
duplicitous, dodgy folk.

But I'm the complete
opposite of the men I play.

I'm very trusting.

My strategy is to make as
many friends as possible.

Just be myself and
hopefully that'll stand me

in fairly good stead.

I once stayed in the castle...

- No.
- Seven years ago...

- Did you really?
- In anticipation...

- Stop it.
- For this moment.

It's not often in our
very sheltered world

that we are put in a position
where we have no idea

how we're going to react.

No amount of education
can give you wisdom.

Wisdom is another thing, and
wisdom is a really important

quality for this, I think.

I want to meet the Peacocks.

There's going to
be Peacocks here?

- Yeah.
- Oh, they do have it?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, wow.

- For real, they live here.
- I thought it was CGI.

My strategy in this game
is to capitalize on

the fact I'm a YouTuber.

I'm from a different
world, so that means that

a lot of these people,
they won't know

anything about me.

I hope, anyways.

Have any of you got any
tactics you've been planning?

I'm going under the radar.

Yeah, that's...

No, I am.
I am.

I was just going to say,
I was planning on being a bit

of a wallflower myself.

Yeah, I can see from
this lovely outfit.

Will we form an alliance now?

I'm a lone wolf, very much.

Are you?

Yeah, don't talk to me,
don't touch me,

don't come anywhere near me.

Scotland is a very
beautiful country,

and the Highlands in particular.

Isn't it?
Aren't we lucky?

So far.

What's coming is
a blizzard of horror.

Keep going.

They're almost here.

It feels like we're being led to
something massive, doesn't it?

It's very pretty, though.

If I am going to get murdered
by Traitors, this is a

nice place to go, isn't it?

- To die, yeah.
- It's all pretty.

Oh my goodness.

Ah, look.

The castle!

There it is.

Oh, wow!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, look at that.

Oh, it is absolutely
picture perfect.

Oh, my God.

It's definitely had a jet wash.

Man: Wow.

Ohh!

Oh, my goodness me.

We're really here.

It's stunning, isn't it?

- It's our first night.
- Get out.

- No, it's not.
- No.

What's happening?

Oh no, we're going away again.

Whoa, they're going whoa!

Somebody's taken over
that Land Rover.

Woman: Oh, look, we're all
going, we're all going.

Oh, what does this mean?

Something is afoot.

Where are you taking us?

This is a kidnapping!

Oh, no, we're turning off.

Oh, watch me, pile.

What's happening here?

Oh, my God, look at this.

Oh, my God.

Look, look.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, my God.
This is it.

We've started straight away.

Absolutely no need
for that, is there?

The frigging potatoes
is going on there.

Look at Claudia!

There she is.

Oh, my goodness, man.

I'm Claudia Winkleman
in a graveyard.

I was looking forward
to the castle

much more than a cemetery.

Woo!

Where are we?

Charlotte!

I ain't ready for this, mate.
I ain't ready for this!

How are you doing?

Oh, my God, it's really
exciting to meet you.

Right, hello.
How are you?

Good to see you.

- Hi. How are you?
- Good, how are you?

This is all a bit surreal,
isn't it?

Completely and utterly.

And what have we
got ourselves into?

Look, our names
are on the graves.

What?!

There you are.
Look, you're at the front.

Where am I?
Oh, no, I don't like that.

I mean, I was sort of hoping
that we'd arrive at the castle

and there'd be a few, like,
canapes, but, oh, no.

Nothing like that at all.

Oh, God, oh, no,
they're all our names!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness.

This is so messed up.

Oh, God.

Oh, my goodness.

There she is.

- Claudia!
- Claudia!

Players, hello.

Welcome to the Highlands.

I'm going to be honest, we're
starting as we mean to go on.

Oh, my God.

Surrounded by death.

Oh!

Now, I know out
in the real world,

you're very important
and successful,

but here, there is
no special treatment.

Very shortly, I will be
selecting my Traitors.

Their job is to
remain undetected

and murder the Faithful.

However, I'm about to
give you the opportunity

to survive the first murder.

And if I know one thing,
nobody wants to go first.

Just behind me, you can see
you each have your own grave,

ready for your potential demise.

Some would say creepy.

I say fun.

Buried in each of those
graves is a shield,

and a shield protects
you from murder.

Oh wow.

Okay.

The first six players
to retrieve a shield

will be protected
from the first murder.

Oh.

So we are about to witness
just how far you will go...

Goodness me.

To save your own skin.

Please go and get ready
and stand by your graves.

Here we go.

Personally, I wanted
to be cremated

and my ashes thrown
on the London Eye.

But yeah, hey, do you know what?

A grave where I have to dig
through it to get a shield,

why not?

All right, let's get going.

For me, this is all about
keeping my dignity.

Oh, I'm using my
mouth to get that.

Do you need some help?

Yeah, please.

- Thank you, Tom.
- Are you ready?

I did not come here to dig.

Manicured, dressing up
to dig in these shoes.

Nah, I didn't come
here for that.

Oh, you're so polite, Tom.

Oh, you know, I try.

Tameka: You're just as
I thought you were.

Players, stand by
your own graves.

Sporty people are ready.

I'm incredibly competitive.

I want the shield.
I don't want to die.

Like, who wants to get murdered?

You got any experience
digging graves?

Funnily enough...

So, players, good luck.

It's time to save yourselves

in three...

two...

one, dig.

I was like a T-Rex
or a kangaroo,

but then I tipped forward
and I was like that.

Right, Celia, I'm going
to help you first.

Why?

Nick, did you
find your own shield?

No.

My aim was, well,
to try and get Celia a shield,

'cause I love her.

Darling, you haven't done yours.

Given that no one
is a Traitor yet,

it sort of made sense that we
would kind of help each other.

Stephen:
Oh, god, it's disgusting.

Oh, Charlotte's in a white dress

and she's in her own grave.

You know, instinct sort of
just takes over a little bit.

I want to acquaint myself
with the Scottish soil.

I want to be
as sensory as I can,

to get sort of intimate
with the earth

and to be able to really feel
out the shield or the chain.

Did you put my shield
down in Mexico?!

Where is it?

I have a shield!

Yes, Jonathan Ross
has got a shield.

A really lovely little thing
which is going to ensure me

a night of blissful
and trouble-free sleep.

Cat, I'll give you a hand.

Oh, you are
a lifesaver, Jonathan.

Jonathan ran over
and came to help me,

which was quite embarrassing
because I am the youngest here,

so you would think that I
would be the one helping him.

My gosh!

I was really desperate
for a shield

because I don't want
to be murdered first.

So I'll always be, like,
10 out of 10 for effort.

And I have to say that
I'm very good at digging.

Quick as well.

Kate:
I'm not going deep enough!

Five shields still to be found.

Oh, good god.

Joe M.:
What's that then?

I'm knackered,
but I have a shield.

Joe Marler, excellent.

Thank you.

It's quite nice knowing
that I'm going to survive

the first murder.

I don't want to be
too smug about it,

but I am quite smug.

Move over, then.

Four shields to go.

Stephen: I don't think
the spade helps at all.

It's not in here.

Kate:
Ah!

Alan:
Oh my god!

Oh, no, it's a rock.

Keep going, Alan.

Paloma:
Where's the shield?

I can't find it!

Joe M.:
There you go, Joe.

Got a shield, Claudia.

Yes, Joe Wilkinson

has a shield.

I'm not really feeling
proud of myself because

Joe Marler found it for me.

When he got stuck in,
I couldn't help but watch.

Three more shields to be found.

Oh my god.

You bastard!

Oh, this is quite intense.

Oh my god.

Ah!
I've got a shield!

I'm so pleased to have
this in my hands.

Shield!

Charlotte Church
has got a shield.

There is only one left to find.

Tameka:
Come on, man!

There's only one left?

Tameka:
Where is it now?!

Come on, man.

Nick:
Shield!

- Claudia: Yes!
- Nick: Shield!

Celia Imrie has a shield.

Yes, but found by you!

That's it, you can stop digging.

Oh, thank god.

I basically dug out
the whole grave.

Players, congratulations.

Six shields have been won
and the following people

are protected from murder:

Jonathan, Joe Marler,

Joe Wilkinson,

Kate, Charlotte,

and Celia.

Helped by Nick.

Nick selflessly came
to help me in my grave

before he'd even
looked for his shield.

And I'm thinking
he's absolutely adorable,

or is he up to something?

You six are protected from
the first murder for now.

The next time I see you all

will be at the Round Table

when I will select my Traitors.

But for now, you deserve
a sit down and a drink.

Please, make your way
to the Traitors' Castle.

Off you go.

Well done.

All right, I know
you're thinking it,

so I'm going to say it.

They've just dug
their own graves.

But well done, Charlotte.

Charlotte:
Thank you.

Well done, Charlotte.
I'm so jealous.

Oh, darling.

Well, you two are safe,
aren't you?

Nick came all the way over.

He came all the way
over very early on.

- Joe M.: Oh, hang on.
- And I'm a bit...

Joe M.: Is there such thing
as a selfless act?

I hope there is.

Now you've asked a question.

Celia:
But I worry in this game.

Jonathan: I'm sorry you
didn't get it, guys, I am.

Niko:
Oh my gosh,

so we've got now
a one in 13 chance of death.

If you form alliance, people,

that might swing it
in your favour.

Clare:
Yeah.

Some people know
each other already.

I don't know anyone.

- Niko: We're in trouble.
- Clare: No, you're not.

And you've got two
older allies here already.

Exactly.

Do you know who
I'm suspicious of?

- Who?
- Jonathan.

Did you see how he
dug his grave?

Cat: Claudia hasn't
picked the Traitors yet.

Oh, we haven't picked
a Traitor yet.

Well, I just don't like him.

We're going to really
go in this time.

Oh, my home, guys.

Paloma:
We're in.

Cat:
Oh my gosh!

Nick:
Oh my goodness me.

- Clare: Oh my god.
- Wow, that is beautiful.

Just a bit mad, like, growing
up, seeing them all on telly,

and now I'm, like, stuck in a
castle with 'em with Claudia.

What's going on?

Stephen's getting
stuck into the library.

He's finding some reading.

Stephen:
It's pretty much classics.

It's Dickens, but there's
also a practical manual

of diseases of the chest.

The furniture
and the little items,

the knick-knacks, the bibelo,
the objet trouvé,

just delicately placed
on shelves and things,

are deeply pleasing.

So, you know, you've got
something to feast your eyes

and even your fingers on.

Tameka:
This is a kitchen!

Is it lovely?

I feel that I should
have a game plan,

but to be honest I haven't.

What, fridge here, look.

That's nice.

I think a lot of people
know me to be a quite

happy-go-lucky character,
but there's a steely deepness.

Yeah, there's
a steely deepness here.

I want to win,
I'm not going to lie.

I want to win.

Paloma: I'm really bad at
this type of thing.

Snooker's really hard to play.

Oh, see how great that was?

If I play Traitors like
I play snooker, I'm doomed.

Jonathan:
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, Wellies.

Cat: Jonathan,
what are you doing?

Look, I've done a...

Cat, stick with me.

I've done a lot of escape rooms.

There'll be clues already.

Anyone who's a fan of the
game like me can't help

but be excited to be here.

I think I'll be good at it.

I mean, I do enjoy
talking to people

and I do actually like
listening to people as well,

which is an important skill,
I think, in this game.

Kate:
Oh, look at this.

Stephen:
Joe's is excellent.

You look really good, don't you?

Your eyes look
warm and friendly.

Joe W.:
Oh, they've added that.

It's a shame that red crosses

are going to be
shoved over, isn't it?

Oh, don't say that.

Stephen:
Yeah.

Kate:
All too quickly.

Stephen:
Yes.

Niko: Do you want
to be a Faithful

or do you want to be a Traitor?

Do you know what?

I've left it up to the universe.

Niko:
You've just left it?

You've dropped it?

Can you kill people, Niko?

Honestly, I feel like the
pressure of being a Traitor...

couldn't do it.

I don't know if I believe...

I'm naturally quite
inquisitive, but as a singer,

I think people will assume
that I am an attention seeker,

which couldn't be
further from the truth.

I really actually
don't like attention,

so I will be
sitting back and observing

because the loudest people
in the group

are always the ones to look at.

Six players with shields,
but some of the six

might end up being Traitors.

- Indeed.
- Nick: Quite.

We were saying this,
actually, in the car,

that it doesn't...

- Doesn't preclude.
- Nick: Exactly.

Preclude is exactly the word.

Writing history and making
history programmes

is about building arguments.

It's convincing people
to look at the world the way

that I look at the world.

And I think I'm quite
skilled at that,

but I don't think I'll be any
good at spotting other people

who are trying to pull
the wool over my eyes.

Niko:
Question, Stephen.

So, what's the process
of being knighted?

Oh...

Well, get a sword
on each shoulder.

And did you wear this?

No, I...

Niko: Oh, yeah,
that would be good.

I am... I qualify for it now,
don't I?

Yeah.

That's basically your look.

But my mother was there and
she was pretty... you know,

given what
a dreadful child I was.

I mean, I literally went to
prison and things like that.

So, it's a bit of a kind of

this troubled child has finally
been less of a disgrace.

But, yeah.

But anyway...

We're all Faithfuls or Traitors.

That's all there is to it.

Because you are famous
for barging into places

and pretending to be
things you aren't.

How do you know that?

Oh, I have a sticky memory.

Wow.

Stephen Fry knows who I am.

The one thing which
I wanted was to be

kind of unknown to everyone.

Now everyone's going to see
me as a conniving prankster.

Oh.

Alan: Would you like
a white wine, a beer?

Have any of you done
bar work before?

Yeah, I've worked in a bar

and I used to glass collect.

Did you?

Yeah, hello, darling,
what do you want?

I'm going to be friendly
with everyone,

but it is a game
at the end of the day.

I didn't come all this way and
pack a load of fabulous outfits

to go home first.

I could have done with a shield.

Tom:
Yeah, couldn't we all?

But the only people who decide
whether you go home first

are us as a Round Table
or whoever gets picked

as bloody Traitors.

I know, and god, you're
looking beautiful both of you.

Clare:
Good boy, good boy.

Well done, Alan.

I'm desperate.

19 celebrities have entered the
castle for the very first time

to play the ultimate game.

But who's going to go over

to the dark side?

It's time to select my Traitors.

Are you quite trusting?

Oh god, totally.

I am so naive.

I am your Labrador who literally
comes in wagging their tail

and goes to everyone.

I'd like them to think of me
as this wholesome guy

that sits
in the corner knitting,

when actually those
knitting needles

can be used for
something far more sinister.

- Oh my god.
- Wow.

Ruth: I always make my own
mind up about people.

Like, I go off of facts,
so if I'm saying something,

I'll make sure that I have
the receipts to back it up.

Claudia:
Can you cope under pressure?

I think being neurodivergent
is going to help me a lot

because I've got very
black and white thinking.

My brain will always
tell me it's a game,

so I won't take
anything personally.

Claudia:
Can you spot a liar?

Stephen:
Nobody can spot a liar.

At least if you do spot
a liar, it's probably through

reason, through a slip,
not through this gut instinct

that we put so much value on.

Tameka:
I can read people.

It's their body language.

It's what you're saying
to me without saying to me.

As I've been a journalist
for a scary number of years,

I'm hoping that I can
help the other Faithfuls

by asking the right questions.

I think they already think
I'm not very intelligent,

but I've sussed them all out.

Have you?

Yeah.

This is life or death, isn't it?

Celia: The thing is,
people think I'm nice.

But I'm not.

People have the wrong
impression of me.

And that could be terribly
useful in this game.

So, this is it.

Welcome to the Round Table.

I need you to look
at each other.

And properly look at each other.

As everything
is about to change,

your fate in the game
is going to be decided.

Would you like to be
a Traitor or would you

like to be a Faithful?

I'd like to be a Faithful.

I'd rather be on the side of
the angels anyway in life.

Who wouldn't?

Oh, God, Claud,
you're a Traitor.

Of course I do.

Stephen Fry, Clare Balding,
national treasures.

Gone.

I'd like to think I've got
the skill set

to be a good Faithful.

Faithful.

I hope to be an absolutely
formidable Traitor hunter.

I would like to be a Traitor.

I'd love to see the turret.

Simple as that.

I think I would probably be
a good Traitor.

Yeah.

I don't want to
incriminate myself,

but I have always wanted to
murder a celebrity.

I would like to be a Traitor.

Why?

Because it's a game;
it's fun to be a Traitor,

it's fun to kill people.

I want to be a Faithful.

Do you?

No, I want to be a Traitor.

I think that I could be good
at either role,

but I just think it makes
a nice change

from being a lovely mum at home,

to just have a break from it
and be really evil.

- Traitor.
- Are you ready to kill?

In the game.

I would just put that on record.

Legally.

I want to be a Traitor.

Oh, God, Al.

I don't know.

You will have to stab people
in the back.

They'd do it to me.

They're showbiz people.

I'd do it to them.

You know what
celebrities are like.

They're two-faced.

Players, I'm about to select
my Traitors.

Please put on your blindfolds.

If you feel me touch you
on the shoulder,

that means that you are
a Traitor.

Clare:
My heart is absolutely racing.

It's exploding out of my chest.

I'm thinking, just please,
please don't choose me.

Jonathan:
I'm a Traitor.

That's really kind of exciting
and kind of terrifying.

I'm feeling my heart rate
going up a bit.

I'm really fiercely
concentrating on,

don't make a noise,
don't make a move,

don't give anything away,
do not cough.

Cat:
Oh my God.

The game has begun.

I'm ready to get my hands dirty.

I'm ready to play the game.

This is gonna be fun.

Oh, God.

I feel sick.

What am I going to do?

Players, the game has
officially begun.

I have selected my Traitors.

And the course of the game
has been set.

The rest of you are
the Faithful.

Players, please remove
your blindfolds.

Traitors, you will meet
and discover

each other's identities tonight.

Your task is simple.

Remain undetected
and murder the Faithful.

Faithful, you must
hunt down the Traitors

and banish them here
in this very room.

Get it wrong and you will banish
an innocent Faithful.

So who's who?

I'm afraid that's
for you to work out.

Along the way, you will build up
a prize fund of up to £100,000.

Now remember, if there are
any Traitors left at the end,

they take all the money
for their charity.

Not only that,
they take all the glory.

I'll be honest,
that was quite tense.

Would you like some good news?

- All: Yes.
- There is no murder tonight.

Tiny word of warning,
don't relax too much.

Tomorrow,
the killing spree begins.

Just glad to get the bloody
blindfold off, frankly.

Oh, gosh!

That was nerve-wracking.

I mean, how many times
around and around?

- Yeah.
- That was like...

Lord, yeah.

What? God!

I could just hear you breathing.

I'm sorry.

When they were wheeling me down
to get my leg chopped off,

it was less tense than that.

Less tense?

- Yeah.
- Very, very nerve-wracking.

But the nice thing is,
no murder tonight,

so everyone's here.

I know, I know, I know.

- It's a lovely feeling.
- That is good.

Blimey, that was so tense.

Cheers everyone.
- Players: Cheers.

Cheers everyone.

We're in the game.

Paloma's dead.

Traitors stay behind, please.

Good try.

I thought I wanted
to be a Traitor,

but I have a sweating problem
and I can't keep a secret.

It's too much.

What am I going to do?

Wasn't that scary?

It was scary, yeah.

Oh my God.

I feel like a little bit like,
oh, we're relaxed now,

but then you're just worried
they're going to kill you.

Yeah, you're worried
you're going to die.

Yeah.

I don't care that I don't have
a shield anymore,

because it doesn't matter,
does it?

Because I can't die.

As soon as we all took
our blindfolds off,

it felt like an energy shift.

It's too early to tell now if
anyone has any suspicions of me.

I'm hoping my fellow Traitors
are good at lying.

But there's nothing else
I'm concerned about.

I'm just hoping that we can
all keep under the radar.

You've got to look
at each other.

So, are you a faker?

It's the worst secret ever.

And it's just burning me.

And it's a weight
around my shoulders.

Oh, God, I'm so nervous.

I don't... you got any ideas
of who it is?

Faithful Fancy.

Do we think it's
alcoholic, though?

I saw Celia and Clare.

And I just went, "Oh, those two
look a bit suspicious."

But actually...

there was no reason
to pick them.

But I was desperate.

Out of all these people here,
there must be at least

one younger person who's
a Traitor.

Ruth:
What do you think?

I don't want to say
that because, like,

it could start
a fox hunt for us,

but as two younger people,
I feel like...

Ruth:
What do you think?

Or do you think 'cause
they don't know us?

Maybe we'll just fly
under the radar.

Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Just say the odd word
here and there.

Ruth:
Yeah.

But if you get a hunch
on someone...

Yeah, I'll tell you.

Okay, we look out
for each other?

Yeah, we look out
for each other.

- Okay, I like that.
- Is this an alliance?

It's an alliance.

Niko, he seems like
a really nice person.

I think my game play,
for the most part, is to...

just be myself.

You know, maybe be
a bit friendlier.

I'm not really notorious
for my people skills.

It does actually feel like
we're in the game now.

Paloma:
Yeah, it does.

And also I thought that
I was going to be just like,

"I'm just going to
get rid of them."

Now I'm like, "I want
to find those Traitors

and murder their asses."

Can I be honest, I felt
a bit disappointed, though,

because I actually do feel kind
of powerless now, don't you?

You feel kind of like,
"Okay..."

Oh, God, no, I'm thrilled.

I'm so relieved.

You're still happy?

I am so relieved.

You might all be lying, though,

because you might all be lying.

Jonathan:
We can't trust anything

anyone says from now on.

Celia:
No!

Jonathan:
Everyone's going to start

playing the game now,

and they weren't really playing
the game before,

because of course the game
didn't exist before.

The game only exists now
that we are Traitors,

whoever the others may be.

We have to be nimble
and fluid and adaptable.

Tell me something that's
genuinely true about you,

and then I'll ask you
if you're a Traitor.

Are you trying
to get a baseline?

We'll all analyze.
So, are you a father?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Are you a Traitor?
- No.

Oh, there was a slightly
different blink.

You didn't smile that time.

That's true!

Do me next, do me next!

Do you next?

Come on, come on, come on.

Okay.

Are you an incredible singer?

Well, I'd like to think so, yes.

Oh, sorry, that was...

Okay, are you wearing
a check jacket?

I am, yes.

Are you a Traitor?

No, I'm not.

The weird thing is, is
everybody goes slightly serious

with the Traitor answers.

I keep thinking someone's
a Traitor in this circle,

all the time,
whenever I sit down.

Well, someone will...

The chances are...

If you're not telling us,
you're scum.

- Scum!
- You're absolute scum.

I've got my suspicions.

I tried to be like,
"Ha-ha-ha!"

I was just laughing,

so I'm not a Traitor,
but, oh, God.

I'm worse than Linda.

I am worse than Linda.

What would you do, Alan,
if you were a Traitor?

- Well, I would...
- How would you behave?

I'd probably sweat loads
and have a...

Mark:
Two rosés!

Two rosés to mask any suspicion.

I'll see you in
the morning, fellow Faithfuls.

Or are you?

No!

The turret's up that way, love.

Yes.

I'll see you up then.

Claudia: The chimes are rung out
across the castle, which means

it's home time for our players.

Night-night, all.

Good night.

Good night, guys.

Oh, good night.

They must now return to their
individual lodgings where

they can't see
or speak to anyone.

Oh!

For our Traitors, though, well,
the night is young, 'cause

they have to meet some
very important people...

each other.

Claudia: You stand before the
Traitor's Turret.

Before I give you this cloak,
I'm going to need you to take

the Traitor's Oath.

Do you commit to lie and
deceive throughout the game?

I do.

Are you willing to murder one of
your fellow players

every single night?

I am.

Do you vow to keep your identity
and the identity of your

fellow Traitors a secret?

100%.

Then officially...

Oh, my gosh.

You are...

Thank you.

A Traitor.

Go forth and murder.

Thank you.

Enjoy being evil.

I think tonight is going to
be a night of bonding,

of celebration, of preparation.

I'm really looking forward
to meet my fellow Traitors.

I can't wait to see who it is.

I need to know who they are.

I'm so intrigued.

It's two of us?

Oh my!

Oh my gosh.

Jonathan: Cat has been quiet
but not too quiet.

She's been herself,
very much authentically.

Not for a second
did I suspect her.

I'm thrilled at you.

I'm thrilled at you as well.

You're good, you're calm.

Yes.

You're good as well.

We're good to you.

Cat: I'm glad it's Jonathan.

He's very strategic.

I think he'll do well.

How do you want to play?

Everyone's going to be
looking at everyone.

So we just have to
be very mindful of...

- What we say.
- What we say.

Why are we whispering?

I was going to ask,
why are you whispering?

Because I'm trying to be a
Traitor and I'm not very

comfortable yet.

When I see him, I think I'm
either going to scream or cry.

My thing was to
go under the radar

and I think I've
pole vaulted over it.

Oh, my God.

Amazing. Amazing.

This...

It's amazing.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, we were just saying,
we're glad it's just us two.

Yeah.

But I'm glad, and now, we've
got the Trump card right here.

I'm so excited to be working
with Cat and Jonathan, but I've

got a nervous disposition, and
this whole game plays

on your nerves.

But don't you think
everyone knew it was me?

No.

I was so nervous.

Everyone's looking at everyone,
and I think we've just

got to stay strong.

Cat: We've got to
stay really calm.

Because they don't
know who we are.

No, they don't.

I think that's just actual kind
of anxiety, bit of paranoia.

Yeah.

I think going in tomorrow, we've
got to be like, "Oh, thank God

no one got murdered."

Oh, oh.

I can't...

Claudia: My Traitors.

Good evening, Claudia.

Are you happy?

Yeah.

- Really happy.
- Really happy.

Really happy with
your fellow Traitors.

How sad are you that you
can't murder tonight?

Cat: Really sad.

Yeah, why did you do that to us?

Don't worry, because you
will murder tomorrow night.

Yes.

Yes.

Now, as you know, in the trade
is nothing straightforward.

Your first murder...

Mm-hmm.

Will be in plain sight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We can do this.

Oh, my God.

We can do this.

Okay.

Focus, team.

Okay.

I imagine you want to know how.

Yeah.

Yes, please.

That will be revealed tomorrow.

Oh, my...

That's gonna make us sleep bad.

Sweet dreams.

Thank you, Claudia.

In plain sight.

They're the worst ones.

We can do this.

Jonathan:
A good night's sleep.

Tomorrow, we return refreshed...

Yeah.

And ready to murder
in plain sight.

I'm gonna have a big old
breakfast and do some murdering.

Same.

I might go with a lighter
breakfast, but still murder.

Yeah!

'Cause I'm piling on the pounds.

I mean, I'd have to take
out my cloak 'cause I'm so fat.

Right, then, shall we, um?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm so pleased, guys.

I know, I'm so happy.

Goodnight, sweet Traitors.

Goodnight.

Alan: Jonathan's got the plan,
Cat's a cool customer,

and I think
I'm kind of the PR face.

Hello, everyone.

How are you?

And then those two
do the murdering.

Cat:
I think I play the observer.

I think both Jonathan and Alan
are quite big characters, which

I think is good, but my trick
in life itself is to always let

people underestimate me and
make them think that they're in

control when maybe they're not.

Claudia: With no murder last
night, everyone slept easy.

But they're going to need all
their energy as they're

heading straight off to
their first mission.

This is a chance for both
Traitors and Faithful to work

together in order to win money
that will be added to

the prize pot.

Kate: I slept really well.

It was a big day
yesterday, wasn't it?

My nerves were frazzled.

I just don't want
to go home first.

It won't be you.

You're definitely a Faithful
Alan, I can see it.

Tom Daley and Niko,
I think, are worth looking at.

Ooh, that's good.

Stephen: Tom kind of blushed and
looked around very fast,

soon as the blindfolds came off.

Cat: But Tom is really smart.

But he is, he's sort of, he's
the baby faced assassin.

Stephen: Yeah, that's it.

Cat: Yeah.

And Niko also, there's something
about the way he looked at

everybody but then...

He was looking quite intensely

at everybody, wasn't he?

Stephen: He was looking tense,
I felt.

Niko: You two are both
world class actors.

Blah, blah, blah,
I would say to that.

Anyway, go on.

Niko: So, is there any way you
can pick up if someone's acting?

Mark: Last night, I noticed
a change in Tameka.

I thought she seemed
jittery, a little unsure.

I just sensed something that
wasn't quite sitting

right with her.

How we feeling
about the mission?

Stephen: Rather anxious.

Are you guys quite strong?

No.

Cat: Okay, great.

Well, I go to the gym and I
do bicep curls if that helps.

Lucy: We're going somewhere
really remote here.

What's it gonna be?

There's something ahead of us.

Up the hill, look, look, look.

Oh, what's that?

Cat: Oh my gosh!

Tom: I see something
big and on wheels.

That's my mobility scooter.

Jonathan:
It's a funeral pyre.

Or is it a Trojan horse?

Alan:
Clare, you're gonna love this.

It's a horse.

Clare: I know!

Jonathan: Look at this, Joe.

Kate: Oh my goodness!

Alan: Wow!

Cat:
Oh my God, it's massive.

Mark: Is that a Trojan horse?

Celia:
Looks like, doesn't it?

Mark: When we all saw the
horse, we were like, yes!

This is exactly why
we signed up for this.

Welcome to Traitors.

Claudia:
Welcome to your first mission.

This is the Trojan horse.

Now, the Trojan horse was used
to infiltrate Troy in one of

the greatest acts of deceit
in Greek mythology.

Stephen, this one's for you.

Just like the
Trojan horse, the Traitors are

infiltrating all of
you in this game.

Now, what do you want
to do with the Traitors?

Stephen: Burn them.

Kate: Expose them!

Claudia: Stephen got it.

You want to get rid of them, and
the way you're gonna get rid of

this Trojan horse is
by setting it on fire.

Clare: Oh, wow!

Ooh!

Yes!

Burn, baby, burn.

To set it on fire, you have
to move this giant horse to

a fire pit,
all the way over there.

Slight problem.

Along the route, you will
come to four locked gates.

At each gate, there is either
a question or a puzzle.

Answer it correctly and you will
release a key to open the gate.

If you manage to pull the Trojan
horse through the four gates and

set it on fire within the
allotted time, I will add

£15,000 to your prize fund.

Ooh!

Yeah!

Yes.

Yesterday, Celia, Charlotte, Joe
Marler, Joe Wilkinson, Jonathan

and Kate, you all won shields.

There are no more shields
up for grabs today.

It is all about the prize pot.

The siege of Troy
lasted 10 years.

You have exactly 30 minutes.

Doesn't sound fair.

Claudia: Good luck.

I'll see you at the end.

Tameka: Yes, Claude!

Strut away.

This felt classic
Traitors, this mission.

Teamwork, a massive horse with a
slight tenuous link to history

that no one really
understands, but hey,

I'm not knocking Claudia.

I would suggest that the massive
power is at the back, led by

Joe Marler,
and I think the brake person

has to be the lightest
and, Ruth,

if you're happy
to do that, is that cool?

Okay, I'm on it, got it.

Okay, so that's
the first bit. Tom...

Changing as we go as well, so
you don't fatigue from doing

the same thing.

Changing positions will help.

This is why you
have a gold medal.

Clare and Tom take
on the leader roles.

That could work to
the Traitors' benefit.

The more attention you get, the
more chance you have of people

being suspicious of you.

Lucy: Oh my God!

Three...

two...

one.

Ah!

Go! Go! Go!

Come on!

Steady!

We had to pull and push two and
a half tons of wooden horse up

a track through four gates and
at every gate, there was

a question to be answered.

Okay, okay, okay, keep going!

It's getting
a little bit uphill.

I think we should give it some.

Pushing that horse up the hill,

it's flashbacks straight away
into the scrums.

Although the back end
of that horse smelt miles better

than the scrums
I've been involved in.

Give it some.

Getting a bit harder.

Keep it up.

I am surprisingly strong,
and I was at the back

pushing the horse
with all the boys.

All the big boys and me.

I'm very happy.

Pull it, pull it,
pull it, pull it!

Woo!

Yeah!

I'm shattered!

Slow down!

Slow!

Stop!

Stop!

Oh, my gosh!

At each gate,
they can only give one answer.

If they get it wrong, there's
a much faster way to open it.

But it does mean
somebody will have to part

with something very precious.

"To open the gate, you must
answer the question correctly

or sacrifice a shield."

- Oh!
- Oh, God.

- Wow.
- Oh, Lord.

"If a player chooses
to sacrifice their shield,

they will no longer be protected
from tonight's murder."

Joe M.:
No.

I was not tempted
to give up my shield.

Why would I give up my shield?

It's an opportunity
to have an extra night here.

Like, it's safety.

Question:
"How many characters die

in Shakespeare's Romeo and
Juliet and Hamlet combined?

Dial in
your answer."

Romeo and Juliet.
Alright.

Paris.

So, we have Mercutio, Paris.

Tybalt.

Romeo and Juliet.

That's five.

Well, we can start trying.

Mercutio...

Tybalt.

Oh, shit, I've locked it in
and I didn't mean to.

- No!
- Why?

Why did... I didn't
realize I locked it in.

Sorry!

I thought, "Oh, we can
guess lots of numbers,

so while they're
working that out,

I'll just stick a number in,"

thinking it was
like a combination lock

and you can start
trying lots of numbers.

Anyway, that was it, because the
lever didn't go back up again.

Guys, wait, stop, stop!

Clare has locked in the answer.

That's what they're doing.

We haven't pulled the lever yet.

I made a complete mistake there,

'cause I didn't realize
that was locking it in.

The worst mistake.

It's over before
it's even started,

before they've even got a chance
to give a sensible guess.

I thought we could start
guessing, is what I thought.

Oh, no, no.
It's a final answer.

Clare locks it in, and I'm like,
"The Traitors met last night.

Was part of their thing
to sabotage the mission,

to get people to give up
as many shields as possible?"

Clare pulling that lever is
exactly what a Traitor would do.

Okay, right,
sacrifice the shield.

I'll give up my shield.

- Oh, well done.
- Oh, bless you.

I'd like to, don't worry.

"Detach from chain
and insert shield."

Oh, gosh.

Detach it and insert shield.

Right, there you go.

I'm not fuming about my shield.

It was the right thing to do.

We've got the opportunity
to win £15,000.

It was all or nothing.

So, it was just like, for me,
it's just a total no-brainer.

Here we go.

Gate one is open.

Well done.

Mm.

As you were.

- Go!
- Go!

Okay, we move again.

Oh, it's too fast.

It's too fast.

Don't run, don't run, don't run!

Go steady!

Go steady.

No running, and then
everyone's jogging.

Ah!

Getting tough.

You're nearly there.

- Nearly there!
- Keep moving your legs.

Nearly there!

Make sure of the wheels.

Perfect!

It's really proper exercise.

I'm actually shaking.

Ah!

Anyone who gives up
their shield too readily

is gonna be suspected
of being a Traitor.

So, I am genuinely puffing,
but I'm over-puffing,

so I can stay back there
and not be looked at.

"To open the gate, remove
the key from the puzzle,

or insert a shield into
the gate to move forward."

"Remove the key
from the puzzle."

So, you have to
get it out of here.

We were presented with
a Klotski puzzle.

So, sliding bits and pieces
around to try and get

the bigger piece sort of
into a particular position,

which would release a key
that could open the gate.

Is there anybody else
who's got a shield?

Who will just
put a shield in there?

- Celia: I have.
- Yeah?

That's sweet, Celia.

Let's see, they might do it,
they might do it.

Is anybody good at these?

I love them.

But...

you have to do these
individually.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

Nick was a puzzle ninja.

He just went into this zone.

That, that, that, that, that.
And that cross.

Oh, yeah, there you go,
there you go, that's it.

Yes!

Right, let's go!

He just did it, got the key,
and we were on.

8 minutes 30 we've done.

But let's keep
with the same energy.

Yes, love.

Pick up the slack, keep going!

Pick up the slack!

The thing about that big horse,
right, you get it going,

you think, "Oh, this is an
absolute piece of piddle."

But that was on the flat.

Then you get a little bit
of an incline, and my word...

When it starts getting hilly,
have straight arms!

Yeah.

Hang on.

Straight arms!

Slowing.

Come on!

Alan: That third incline,
my legs were like jelly

and I was steering.

I just wedged it
between two rolls of fat

and just used my belly
to push it up.

This is really hard.

You're nearly there.

- You got it.
- Come on.

Come on!

- Go!
- Speed!

Speed!

Steer, steer!

Steer to the right!

Yes!

"Four of these words have a
unique and obvious connection

that sets them apart
from the other words.

When ready, four players must
stand on the words

you believe have
a unique connection."

It's like the game...

- It's an anagram.
- Yeah.

Right, okay, To and Air are
the same as ratio as an anagram.

And then there's Push.

There's different ones
over there, darling.

Oh, God, are there?

Gate 3, my eyes were twisted.

I was doubled.

It was about words.

There was four different words,
and I couldn't understand...

Even now, I don't even
understand the task.

Is it Art, Rat, Tar?

Oh, yes, they're
the same letters.

This is hard.

They have to work out
the word connections.

Lots of very smart people there,
but they're exhausted,

so I don't know if
they're gonna do it.

Yeah, three letters.

Hold it.
How many begin with a vowel?

Iota or Art and Air.

No, there's five.

No, no.

Hang on, hang on, that's an
anagram of Traitor, isn't it?

Traitor.

Or the ones that
don't spell Traitor, C.

There's no C in traitor,
so stand on that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all the letters
that are in Traitor; Wheel.

It was Nick who said,
"Look, these letters all go

into the word Traitors,
but these four don't."

And we're like,
"Yes, yes, yes."

Let's do Arch, Lie,
Wheel and Push.

Lie;
stand on that.

Lie, Wheel and Push.

Shall I lock it in?

Are there four people standing?

Yes.

- Oh, my.
- Oh, my God!

Getting through
that gate was amazing.

And then we saw
that last massive hill.

We've got to go
through one more gate

and then it's to the fire pit.

Ah, you're doing well, Stephen.

Right, give it some!

I had the indefatigable
Joe Marler on my right,

who is a front row rugby player.

I was thrilled to notice
how exhausted he was.

Keep moving!

At least I wasn't alone
in being absolutely knackered.

Oh, fuck.

Go right, go right,
go right, go right!

Left, left, left, left!

Come on, we're almost here!

Push!

- Woo!
- Stop!

"Fill the blank spaces
with the correct symbols

or sacrifice two shields
to open the gate."

It was a question
of matching symbols

that it turns out had actually
been on the previous gate posts.

It was these ones.

I looked at every one of those.

Woman:
Oh, well done.

The first one had seven.

And then this one is the flame.

The one before was an arrow.

I'm not sure what this one was.

Oh, I remember the candelabra,
I remember the arrow.

And then I saw the flame
that was on the final gate,

but then the
second one was missing.

I'll run back.
I'll run.

Only one of us needs to go.

Why don't you send
the best runner?

He's gone!

What do you mean he's gone?

Is there any point
in me doing this?

Everyone's really scared
of the first murder.

Tom is running back
to find out the symbols

because nobody who's got a
shield wants to give theirs up.

You're gonna shout a chain.

- Castle!
- Castle!

- Castle.
- Castle!

- Castle!
- So, two castles.

There's two castles, one with
one flag, one with three.

And one with two.

How many flags?

Two flags.

Two!

Two flags!

- Two!
- Two flags.

Two flags and pull the lever.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Right, go.

Mark: Come on, Tom,
you slow coach!

Tameka:
Bless Tom.

Olympian.

He might be the
diver of the group,

but we use him for anything.

Call Tom.

Tom?

Players, you have
3-and-a-half minutes.

Come on!

Come on!

£15,000 is what
we're playing for!

- Come on!
- For our charities!

Heave, ho, pull the horse!

Come on, guys!

Oh, come on,
we're losing momentum.

Go!

Come on!

Come on!

Yes!

Come on!

You're so close,
you're so close.

Almost there, come on!

Claudia:
Park it up!

Park it up for me.

You have a minute left,

and you have to choose
somebody to light the torch.

Stephen:
If only we had an Olympian,

they could light the torch.

Let's go, Tom!

Come on, Tom!

Tom!

Go on, Tom.

Come on!

Almost gave up.

Yeah!

Woo, £15,000!

It was a proud moment, actually.

Some of them
haven't even exercised

for the past 30 years.

Oh!

Very, very well done, honestly.

£15,000 has been
added to the prize fund.

And I tell you what,
you deserve a proper treat.

You go back to the castle,
have some drinks, slight downer,

somebody will be
murdered tonight.

But look what you did.

So congratulations.

Thank you, Claudia.

Well done.

Thank you, Claudia.

Well done.

15,000 pounds to the prize pot.

Even though there's
Traitors amongst us

trying to stab us in the
back at every moment,

it feels good to add
that money to the pot.

It's going to be like
the last supper.

Amazing!

One of you will betray me.

Oh, they're so friendly now.

Won't be so friendly later.

Somebody is going
to get murdered.

Clare had a flashback
to being in Vegas.

I thought she was
on the old slots.

The way she yanked
that lever back!

Charlotte, you were amazing
giving up that shield.

I'm so glad that I'm not a
Traitor because after that,

I think it will be actually hard
to choose somebody to kill.

Oh, yeah.

Arthur.

Mark:
Who gave up their shield?

Charlotte gave up her shield.

She was very willing
to give it up.

I think she was just
being a team player.

But what happens if
she's a Traitor?

Well, then she doesn't
have to worry about it.

Exactly!

I'm not certain at all,
but I am suspicious

of Kate a little bit.

With her shield, I don't
think she ever really

had it out on show.

No, she didn't.
She didn't.

I just think ordinarily
she would strike me

as the type of person that
would give up a shield.

So we've got no suspicions?

No.

Niko's not a Traitor.
He can't be a Traitor.

Even though with the pranks?

His pranks?

Oh, I hadn't realized
that angle of it all.

Oh, God!

Argh!
Oh, home, sweet home.

I tell you what, the
aches are setting in now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh! I'm very happy with
how the mission went.

And it was a moment of triumph.

And you know what, it
made me feel a bit bad,

because I felt like I
was part of a team.

But it's a team that I
have to try and kill,

so it's bittersweet for me.

Turnip haggis.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm going to go into
the library, I think, to eat,

because I want to check how
many people died in Hamlet.

Okay.

I think the word is
"Eggs-ulsted"

It was an amazing
experience, that mission.

There must be a complete
works of Shakespeare here.

Poor Clare Balding made
a terrible mistake,

and she's absolutely
kicking herself for it.

It's really...

So I don't know what the
answer to the first quiz was.

I think it's 13, it's how
many people die in

Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet.

I wonder if Benvolio dies.

I think he might.

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

But the Traitors, they met...

Last night.

They wouldn't have just
met just to say hi.

No.

There would have been some kind

of ulterior motive behind it.

And I think there must be
something around, like,

see how many shields you
can strip from the group

by either getting things wrong
or slowing it down enough

where you have to use shields
to get through the gate.

Clare Balder.

You said it, not me.

She pulled that lever.

No, she looked gutted.

I mean, she looked gutted.

She did, yeah.

She did.
But was it a, "Oh!!"

Yeah, or was it,
"Oops."?

Oh, God.

It can't be Clare.

Oh, my gosh.

My strategy was not
to, like, do this.

Because a Traitor would come
up with, you know, a plot like

you have with poor old Clare,
who hasn't done anything wrong.

Are you trying to help her?

Oh, God.

Are you trying to cover for her?

Leave Clare alone!

Oh, God.

Since arriving at the castle,
the players have

had to dig their own graves,
set a Trojan horse alight,

and now it's time
for the first murder.

The Traitors are going
to kill in plain sight.

How?
They're about to find out.

Oh, no!

Oh, God.

What is this?

Traitors.

Tonight you must
murder in plain sight.

To do this you must find
the poisoned black lily

somewhere in the castle.

You must find
this deadly flower,

rub your hands
with the poisoned pollen

and touch the face of the
faithful you want to murder.

The poison is slow acting.

The murdered faithful
will not die tonight.

You must do this before
the night is over.

Oh, God.

I don't know how we're
going to do this!

How am I going to
touch someone's face?

I don't like physical touch
at the best of times.

It's going to look so weird
if I go up to somebody

and grab their face.

It's going to have to be Alan.

This really has just thrown
the cat amongst the pigeons.

I was having such
a lovely night.

Oh, Traitors!

What are you like?

You were incredibly young when
you started to become

well-known as a diver.

You were the best-known diver in
Britain when you were 12,

I believe.

I just always kind of
had the, like, I don't know,

very competitive...

We'll remember this for
the game, by the way.

Mm.

Poison black lily.

I've seen a black
lily in the bar.

But you don't...

Oh, it's Alan.

Hello, Alan.

Oh, God!

Having sweets available
all the time is...

That's why we've come in
here, we're just doing shots.

Shots.

I'm a little bit frightened

that we're having a
murder in plain sight

this early in the game, and the
castle is so packed with people.

I haven't been going around
touching people's faces,

so it might seem unusual,
it might be noticeable.

Oh, look at this!

What are we going to do?

No, because I can't.

You love making
drinks, don't you?

I love it.

Alan, bless him, has got a
very loud speaking voice.

He was talking to me whilst
in the room with other

people about the mission,
and I was thinking,

"Alan, shut up."

Ooh.

Oh!

- Am I talking a bit loud?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

So there are five
shields in play, yeah?

'Cause Charlotte gave hers up.

Immediately.

Yeah.

Not even a question.

Literally, the second we
got stuck, she was like...

Shall I cut you up a lemon?

Yeah, go on, then.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, God.

My heart's going pitter-patter,
pitter-patter, pitter-patter.

Oh, no.

I wasn't expecting
it to be this tough.

Do you want to go
to the kitchen?

Yeah.
Do you know what?

I might actually
have a cup of tea.

Anyone want a cup of tea?

No. No, rosé.

You drank it all.

I'm going to have another cuppa.

I mean, but the
thing is, though,

we've got no evidence, right?

This is just supposition.

So, you know, we've just
got to play by ear.

The only safety is the fact
that we've got shields.

Oh, yeah, we've all got shields.

Okay, so, yeah,
we are safe tonight.

That's good.

I'm making a brew 'cause
we're out of rosé.

Lovely.
Get a lovely brew.

It's much harder to get
a moment on your own.

It's much harder to do anything
without being observed.

I got the chance to talk to my
fellow Traitors very briefly

in the kitchen which
was quite terrifying.

What?
Quick, quick, quick.

Okay, I think the best
person to do it,

and I'm not talking
about us, is you.

I think you could
touch someone's face

without it being scary.

We were whispering, so that's
kind of a bit of a giveaway

if someone walks in a room

and there are three people
whispering.

You immediately
think, "Traitors"

We should, by the way,
talk a bit louder.

But I think...

I know where it is.

Oh, great.

'Cause I've seen it,
it's opposite the bar.

And if we were to know about
that, who would be a face?

I'm just thinking it's
got to be a woman, and I go,

"You've got something on your
face." Yeah.

All right.

Shall we leave you to it?

Gotta get everyone out that bar.

Shall we cover you
and get some air?

We thought Alan was the
best person to do it,

'cause I think he genuinely was.

Right, okay.
We can do this, Alan.

I then realized that he had to
go into a room, not be observed,

doing something quite odd,

rubbing his fingers
against a flower.

Oh, God, please!

So I thought I'd make it as
easy for him as possible.

Shall we go outside?

Let's go and get
some air outside.

Sounds good.

I'm just going to
touch anyone's face.

I keep walking around.

Let's go make dessert!

Yeah, yeah!

Did Jonathan go out already?

I don't know.

I lifted the bell jar
off of the flower.

I'm just worried that Alan has
enough time

to still pull this off.

It's all up to him now.

Today was really good.

It was really good.

It felt like...

We really don't
want to go, though.

No, I don't want to go.

Ruth, I don't know
if you're a Traitor,

but that is psychopathic,
what you're doing.

Yeah, why would you...?

No, I'm making a dessert
plate for everyone.

I'm being nice.

Everyone's going outside.

I'm going to go outside
with the fire pit.

Alan's so nervous,
I didn't know whether he

would be able to do it.

But I think we'll
be able to do it,

as long as Alan doesn't slip up.

If you could choose an
animal to sort of symbolize

your personal ambition,
what would you choose?

Monkey.

That's a good one, yes.
That would suit you.

Very good.

I can't believe
they've left me to it.

I have people that
I want to kill.

But it's not going to be easy.

It's the touching the
face that is the problem.

How the hell am I
going to do this?

What am I going to do?!

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