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Whiperwill flies about.... 27 miles an hour.
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That what you thought it woulda been? -Sure.
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I'd a thought more like... 31 or something.
-Hm
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32
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God damn that's a pisser
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Normally I could look at anything.
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Tell you exactly how fast
it's goin' within 2 miles per hour... -It's fascinating.
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I'm gonna...
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Get the fuck outta
the way cocksucker!
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Mornin' mayor
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Hi, how're ya'll doing?
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Easy come, easy go
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When Darwin said fittest...
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He didn't necessarily mean the strongest
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Or the most intelligence or any one trait
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He merely meant those oraganism most
well suited to their environments
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Now, we humans
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We think we're more fit
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More evolved because
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We're smarter, We're neophytes
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We've only been on this earth 2 million years, give or take
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The cockroach, that fella's been around
350 million years
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So based on that which of us is
the more successful species
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Lots of folks build houses on unsafe ground
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The erosion of Cambodia is some of the worst,
my friends wanted to buy a house there but...
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Hey, c'mon
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Hey Grant
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Later Hank
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He's teaching evironmental studies,
he's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans
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Oh, I know what he want's to borrow
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And I ain't lendin'
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Come on you little varmits
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That's it
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See you guys later
- That's it
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That's one match I'll never get
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Ain't no mystery...
Starla's raisin' them shanties off St. Luke dirt poor
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All she ever wanted was to be a lady
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Ol' Grant Grant, he's always been made of green
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Gold digger, huh?
- Oh hell Margeret
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Starla's mother left her, her daddy's a drunk,
she's 17 years old
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Old Grant pulls up, big old cadillac, house on a hill
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And college tuition, what would you do?
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- Hell, if he'd had a gina you'd a married him too
- What's a "gina"?
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It's a country
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You know where "Ginese" people come from
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Learn to easedrop better
Zack, Hell! Your mother's waitin' over there
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What the hell you doing here?
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Scoot, Scoot!
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Sugerplum! You comin' to bed?
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Oh yeah
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You know what baby?
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I'm just not really in the mood
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Come on babydoll, it's been long time we both need it
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l know l'm just...
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Baby come on now l don't just have some switch
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Sure you do!
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That's disrespectful
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Come on now, l just playing with you!
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Come on baby!
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Why don't you just work one out for yourself there
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Oh honey l'm just not in
the mood, can't you tell?
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When the hell are you in the mood?
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Where you going?
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Out... for a walk!
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Grant, baby
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Uh, yeah, hit me again there killer
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Meagen Montgomery's little sister
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You kidding me
- Nope!
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Brenda
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My sister Meagen, she was a big fat old cow
and I be thinking
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What's he see in her that ain't me
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Shit, come on now
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You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11
- Hell, I was game
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l'll give you a ride
- Alright!
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Come on!
- Where we going?
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Get over here!
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What l tell you
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l had a crush on you
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Oh yeah look at that
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Your initials "B M"
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Just like a piece of shit!
- Shut up!
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At least I don't got the same last name as first
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You ain't nothing but a little turd girl
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wait! wait! wait!
-Oh Grant
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I can't
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Starla
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She gets a little worried about me
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if I'm out too late
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I'm sorry
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l gotta to go
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Starla, yeah shit! Go
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What is it?
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I dunno
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There's a trail.
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Ah, oh that's gross
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on, Grant
- Wait!
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What the fuck?
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Oh God!
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Grant?
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Are you okay?
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You okay?
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Meat
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Morning baby
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We have'nt heard this song for a while
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l was hoping it could be uh...
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peace pipe
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l'm sorry about last night
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l don't mean to push you away
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and make you feel rejected
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I do want to be a good wife
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You're crying
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Baby, what's this?
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Just a little bug bite
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What are you so smiley about?
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Nothing
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Grant and I had a good morning
and it's been a while.
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You slut!
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You're a married woman
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It just Grant, I dunno, it's like.
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It was like he was discovering all these
different parts of my body, you know like...
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like little boy or something.
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l'm telling you this morning I sensed a real change in Grant
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Meat meat meat
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Howdy, Mr. Grant
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Oh hey there killer
- What can I do ya for?
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Give me couple of your rib eyes
- How many you need?
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Eight
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No, ten
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No, no, you know what?
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How... Give me 14.
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Having a party?
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Yeah some like that.
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It's a ittle surprised for the wife.
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Grant!
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What's this lock doing on the door?
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Baby, you drilled right into the frame,
it's all busted up
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Sugerplum, you really think you sould be asking so
many questions when it's so close to your birthday
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My birthday is not for 2 months
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That's close
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not really
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matter of opinion
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Grant, I'm jumping in the shower.
Baby we need to leave in 40 minutes
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Oh
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What're you doing?
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Nothing, l got. l got to go to
work, l... left something at work
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What?
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Grant, Deer Cheer starts in about an hour
and you promised me
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Gotta go, gotta go to work!
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l'll meet you there!
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l will never understand what joy a
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Grown man gets using a thousand dollar weapon
to blow the face off a cute little deer
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surprised you're able to lift a mug
you been carrying that torch for so long
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That remind me of something I wanted to tell you
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What's that?
-Fuck you fatass!
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Grant!
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Damn girl!
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You are chocolate for the eyes!
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I thought maybe you was dead
after the other night
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l am dead
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Don't I look it?
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The old half Mexican around?
- At his momma's for the weekend, I'm all alone
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'sides this 'un
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Hmm
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Hey - Hi!
-Scared ya? -Hey, Bill...
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What you doing?
- Oh nothing just...
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trying to get buzz on but l can't
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I'm too buff, got too much muscle mass
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Oh really?
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Congratulations, by the way
- thank you!
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Yeah on the promotion
Chief, yeah
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-sounds wierd doesn't it?
- No, sounds nice
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So where's old Grant?
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I don't know he was supposed to meet me here but...
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It's kinda chilly tonight
-Yeah, Sure is purdy
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It's probably time for the countdown, almost
- Right
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Yeah, think Jack'll make a speech or something...
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That'll be interesting
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Thank you!
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l would like to introduce Mayor Jack McCreedy
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Thank you!
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Cheese and crackers
- Ladies and gentleman
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Right after God invented this world of ours
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He came unto Adam
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and He said that man sould have dominion
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over the fish in the sea
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and over the birds in the air
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And over every living thing that
moveth upon the Earth
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Now, I believe...
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when God say that!
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He was thinking of deer season and Wheelsy
how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two
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Are you ready?
- Yeah!!!
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Ten
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Nine!
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Eight!
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Seven!
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Six!
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Five!
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Four!
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Three!
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Two!
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Oh God, Grant!
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Let's the hunt begin!!!
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Grant? What is...
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Grant you know about this fuse?
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Grant why didn't you answer your phone?
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Grant?
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Oh my God, Baby what happen to your face?
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lt just a bee sting
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l'll be alright
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I had a little reaction, that's all
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We gotta get you to the hospital
- No, no no
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I already saw doctor Carl...
gave me prescription. Said-
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"it should clear up soon"
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He said "things like this happen...
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happens to people all the time"
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Come one baby, don't...
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don't look at me like that
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Yes, hi Dr. Carl
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This is Starla Grant
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Oh Starla, How are you?
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l'm fine, thank you,
l was calling about...
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about Grants condition, l
think it maybe getting worse
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What condition is that, dear?
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The one you just saw him about
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Starla, I haven't seen your husband in
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over a year
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Oh what's the matter!
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Come on now, don't cry
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now look here, you're doing a good job!
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l'm so hungry, l think I'm gonna die!
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No, here l'm got something here
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help ya feel better
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Brought you munchies
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Come on now, treat yourself!
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Hey Starla
- Hey!
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Bill, Wally
- Hi!
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Grant around by any chance?
- Oh no, he's not home from work yet
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Mr. Grant!
- He's not home yet Wally, I just said
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What's going on?
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Do you know Brenda Gutierrez
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Maybe she called the house...
- No
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Girl disappeared Friday night
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Signs of struggle in the house
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Here in town
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Yeah the thing is...
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people saw Grant goin into her house
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And that's the last thing they seen of her
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It must have been someone that looks like Grant
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Yeah, maybe
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have him give me a call as soon as he gets in
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Alright
- Thanks
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Good night
- Good night!
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No no no
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Bill, it's Starla,
you were just here
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and you need to get back here right now!
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Grant is sick or something...
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Why you running from me baby?
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I wasn't gonna hurt you!
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I love you baby
I tried not to change
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I get it,
I'm too ugly for you now, is that it?
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You don't want to hurt me
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You betrayed me
I cant trust you no more
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Here I got a little surprise for you
huh sugerplum
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Starla!
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Starla you in here?
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00:31:35,722 --> 00:31:36,430
Starla, you alright?
269
00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:39,315
Whoa, stop!
270
00:31:50,091 --> 00:31:51,200
What the fuck was that?
271
00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:26,521
Bunch of fucking morons
I don't know how any of em got elected
272
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,058
they blame me for it like I...
273
00:32:28,544 --> 00:32:30,242
Bill, Bill we need to talk
274
00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:31,840
Shit!
275
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:32,906
Morning Jack
276
00:32:33,107 --> 00:32:34,437
we need to find this Grant,
I mean yesterday
277
00:32:34,670 --> 00:32:36,494
town council's lit a roman candle
stuck it up my ass
278
00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:39,765
Jack your leisure activities ain't my business
- Hey don't you fuck with me Bill
279
00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:41,296
your post here as chief is in dire straits
280
00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:43,533
nobody wants to go huntin in a town with
a pet murderer and kidnapper
281
00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:44,829
We'll find him Jack
282
00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:47,118
ain't many places he can hide
looks like a damn squid
283
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,142
Sea world maybe
284
00:32:48,988 --> 00:32:51,283
She heard you say squid
she gonna go out and create a goddamn hysteria
285
00:32:51,523 --> 00:32:54,088
Shelby you gonna create a hysteria?
- Not today Bill!
286
00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:55,435
What's this?
287
00:32:55,678 --> 00:32:57,547
I thought we could use it like a police sketch, chief
288
00:32:57,547 --> 00:32:59,933
You know, take it door to door
see if anybody recognizes him
289
00:33:01,573 --> 00:33:03,572
Ya'll show some respect,
right now
290
00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:08,173
And you! You don't know what was in there you said it was dark, you don't know what the hell you saw
291
00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,906
His arm was all bendy mayor
-well it's obvious the bastards got...
292
00:33:11,368 --> 00:33:13,321
Lime disease! -
What? - lime disease
293
00:33:14,531 --> 00:33:16,084
you touch some deer feces
and then ya
294
00:33:17,035 --> 00:33:18,811
eat a sandwich without
washing your hands
295
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,363
you got your lime disease
296
00:33:20,788 --> 00:33:21,879
and makes you look like a squid
297
00:33:24,675 --> 00:33:26,158
Oh well fuck you all
for laughing
298
00:33:26,158 --> 00:33:28,851
Chief, another attack
over at the Catovettes
299
00:33:28,851 --> 00:33:29,819
What?
300
00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:32,443
Grants been stealing animals off farms edge of town
301
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,622
Alright folks lets go
dont forget your guns
302
00:33:34,622 --> 00:33:36,128
we don't any lime disease popping out at us
303
00:33:36,477 --> 00:33:38,800
Oh ho ho, ha ha
fucking ha
304
00:33:40,336 --> 00:33:42,680
I reckon Grant ain't got one of them
puppy calenders on his desk
305
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,016
just dont strike me as a real dog lover is all
306
00:33:46,845 --> 00:33:48,468
Hey!
Look
307
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,621
Knocked this one's head
clear on over here
308
00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:53,426
put that down numbnuts
309
00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:55,101
he drug the cow through here
310
00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:58,229
How can one man do that?
311
00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:00,525
Slay all them dogs by himself?
312
00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:02,126
Well, he's gotta be in the forest
313
00:34:02,684 --> 00:34:05,683
all 3 ranches run along side it
-I think we should get up a posse
314
00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:07,662
And head in there
315
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,405
lt's hundred thousand acres,
be like finding a needle in a fuckstack
316
00:34:13,242 --> 00:34:14,073
Gather some folks together
317
00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:16,133
think I know where
dr doolittle's gonna strike next
318
00:34:18,211 --> 00:34:20,213
right after grant ran off
a cat went missing from here
319
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:21,674
Ranglin's ranch!
320
00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:24,231
Two nights ago a mare was stolen
321
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:26,916
from this property owned by Fitzgibbon
that rancher with the cleft pallet
322
00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,232
l know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk
323
00:34:29,232 --> 00:34:30,913
your momma weren't too proud
when you came out neither Wally
324
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,251
And then we got the Castovettes right here
325
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,886
that's where last nights shitstorm took place
326
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,216
and if he keeps that pattern
next he's gonna end up here
327
00:34:38,092 --> 00:34:39,169
Owned by a family called the Stripmeyers
328
00:34:40,517 --> 00:34:42,552
l know you're all tired
and barely seen your families
329
00:34:43,397 --> 00:34:44,998
but we're gonna have to go there tonight
lie low
330
00:34:45,327 --> 00:34:46,178
And wait
331
00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,173
well let's go get that son of a bitch chief
332
00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:49,180
-yeah
-yeah
333
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:50,583
alright boys
334
00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:53,937
here's my little darlin
335
00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:55,701
there she is
336
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,956
hey bill we got his grenade we confiscated from them jokers wanting to use it to fish for trout
337
00:35:02,530 --> 00:35:03,806
no, we should be alright with all we got
338
00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:08,957
not another ruskies we're invading
339
00:35:10,354 --> 00:35:13,165
You seen this guy, you'd a wish they was
340
00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:22,168
Just give me one second
341
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,104
Bill, l heard you going to get Grant.
342
00:35:25,405 --> 00:35:26,963
yeah we uh
- l think l should go with you
343
00:35:27,304 --> 00:35:28,583
well go?
honey, no
344
00:35:28,887 --> 00:35:30,912
Bill you need to let me help
-look i aint that wells on police procedure
345
00:35:30,912 --> 00:35:33,356
but im sure theres a heap of regulations
against taking a civilian on a stakeout
346
00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:35,297
I should have seen it coming
this is my fault
347
00:35:35,297 --> 00:35:36,771
it aint your fault he tried to kill you
348
00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:38,894
he had all those physical symptons
he was acting peculiar
349
00:35:38,894 --> 00:35:41,146
Starla, thank you
-I was just trying ot pretend it wasn't happening
350
00:35:41,146 --> 00:35:42,444
Starla I apperciate the offer
but I can't!
351
00:35:44,658 --> 00:35:46,089
If that girl's still out there
How you gonna find her?
352
00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:48,590
How? Unless you bring
Grant back alive
353
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:50,171
Your best...
354
00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,563
your only chance of doing that is with me
355
00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:55,719
she's got a point
356
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,420
You all done honey?
-Oh, thank you
357
00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:16,131
Hey come on now!
358
00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,983
Colly what did you do to your fingers?
359
00:36:19,321 --> 00:36:21,917
Terry Chy done 'em
she's Japanese
360
00:36:22,217 --> 00:36:24,947
yeah? looks more like that Pokeman
done em to me
361
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,974
foreign stuff is classy if you
knew you knew something
362
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,612
oh there's Jack
363
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,638
l want all of you stay
inside tonight, you hear!
364
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:43,758
Hey Otis!!!
365
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:48,485
this turns out to be a mountain lion
we're gonna look like a bunch of damn idiots
366
00:37:38,707 --> 00:37:40,165
this would be a good night
to chase some pussy wouldn't it?
367
00:37:43,121 --> 00:37:44,365
how about that deputy Margeret
368
00:37:45,351 --> 00:37:46,432
you got a little deputy thing
369
00:37:48,013 --> 00:37:49,206
going on with you two?
370
00:37:50,247 --> 00:37:51,650
Margeret packs a box lunch
371
00:37:53,126 --> 00:37:53,829
No shit?
372
00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:00,932
Hey Starla
373
00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:03,809
you remember that time we
were kids
374
00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:06,193
you came knockin at my window
in the middle of the night
375
00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:11,141
so Starla here's 12
376
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,224
I guess i was 14
377
00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:16,029
i said Starla "what the hell
you doing out there"
378
00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:19,821
she says She's gonna run away to
Hollywood and be a big star
379
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:23,795
and she knew i was in the ROTC
so she says she needs a bodyguard
380
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,265
and invites me to come along
381
00:38:25,509 --> 00:38:26,438
and i said "starla...
382
00:38:27,614 --> 00:38:29,314
lf theres anyone could can take herself
383
00:38:30,136 --> 00:38:30,749
i'd think it's you
384
00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:33,098
i'm gonna have to decline
385
00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:35,626
how far'd you get
386
00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:37,512
bout the bus stop
387
00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:41,164
cuz ranger rick here called my dad.
388
00:38:41,368 --> 00:38:42,690
damn, a cop from the get go
389
00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:43,919
you sonuvabitch
390
00:38:44,304 --> 00:38:46,728
fucked up our fame and fortune there
bill pardy
391
00:38:49,114 --> 00:38:49,689
Yeah
392
00:38:51,256 --> 00:38:52,985
Yeah i guess maybe i did
393
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:12,777
You said "squid"
394
00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:15,146
it got worse
395
00:39:29,553 --> 00:39:32,565
it looks like somethingn that fell
off my dick during the war
396
00:39:33,656 --> 00:39:34,430
hey hey
397
00:39:39,171 --> 00:39:40,487
Grant?
398
00:39:41,139 --> 00:39:43,236
Ho-ly
399
00:39:44,727 --> 00:39:45,380
Shit!
400
00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:51,735
what are we gonna do now Bill?
401
00:39:53,776 --> 00:39:54,710
cuffs wont even fit on him
402
00:40:06,923 --> 00:40:07,849
Starla where you...?
403
00:40:35,437 --> 00:40:36,461
Grant!
404
00:40:46,587 --> 00:40:47,769
lt's okay Grant
405
00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:50,256
You're just sick is all
406
00:40:51,254 --> 00:40:52,202
you're just sick
407
00:40:54,796 --> 00:40:55,691
We're just here...
408
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:57,343
to take you to get some help
409
00:40:58,423 --> 00:40:59,074
Right now!
410
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:02,490
and i'm gonna stay by you
411
00:41:04,175 --> 00:41:05,514
Just like l swore l would!
412
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,481
for better or worse
413
00:41:09,543 --> 00:41:10,481
much fucking worse
414
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,634
Grant!
415
00:41:14,797 --> 00:41:16,262
marriage is a scared bond
416
00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:19,704
right baby?
417
00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:28,043
lt's gonna be alright, Grant
418
00:41:30,385 --> 00:41:31,459
Just come with us
419
00:41:40,109 --> 00:41:41,681
stop right there you son of a bitch
420
00:41:42,782 --> 00:41:44,540
now i don't care what kind
of leprosy you got
421
00:41:45,775 --> 00:41:47,334
we need to find that girl
422
00:41:48,357 --> 00:41:49,436
now you can make this peaceful
423
00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:52,093
Or you can make it hard!
424
00:42:14,758 --> 00:42:17,196
slowly on my tail, do not lose him in the woods
425
00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:31,250
come on out you cocksucker
426
00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:35,628
what are you? some little pussy
you afraid?
427
00:42:37,481 --> 00:42:38,350
Pyschology!
428
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:54,191
Over there!
429
00:43:05,505 --> 00:43:06,618
where'd he go?
430
00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,155
now we aint never
gonna find that girl
431
00:43:08,609 --> 00:43:09,802
Starla get the hell out of here!
432
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,514
What's that smell?
- Something dead
433
00:43:44,949 --> 00:43:47,604
it's coming form in there aint it?
I think he's inside
434
00:43:50,971 --> 00:43:51,791
Oh!
435
00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:33,448
Something wrong with me
436
00:44:34,191 --> 00:44:36,826
Uh...Yeah
437
00:44:38,296 --> 00:44:40,829
Oh Jesus!!! God!
438
00:44:47,842 --> 00:44:48,745
Brenda.
439
00:44:50,334 --> 00:44:53,154
well i didn't want no one seeing me like this
440
00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:01,222
how's my boy Bill? is he alright?
441
00:45:01,222 --> 00:45:02,485
your boys fine Brenda
442
00:45:05,894 --> 00:45:06,782
so...
443
00:45:07,827 --> 00:45:10,267
What's going on here, exactly?
444
00:45:11,185 --> 00:45:12,646
l'm so fucking hungry, Bill
445
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:17,305
l'm so hungry, l never knew
anyone could be so hungry.
446
00:45:19,555 --> 00:45:22,753
would you mind...
handin me... a piece
447
00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:25,146
of that possum over there?
448
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,239
just a little bit
449
00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:35,385
l think we best get you to a hospital right quick
450
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:37,704
What the fuck they gonna do with her
in a hospital Bill?
451
00:45:37,927 --> 00:45:38,644
Shut up
452
00:45:39,651 --> 00:45:40,188
Jesus
453
00:45:40,652 --> 00:45:41,381
Why is she doing that?
454
00:45:41,716 --> 00:45:42,554
a tortoise is movin'
455
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:43,496
Relax!
456
00:45:44,684 --> 00:45:46,085
somebody get her to stop doing that shit
457
00:45:46,331 --> 00:45:47,578
it hurts bitch
458
00:45:56,255 --> 00:45:59,605
the little fuckers are tearin me apart
459
00:46:01,455 --> 00:46:03,046
the bastard led us here
460
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,919
Margeret cover your mouth
don't let them in your mouth
461
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,915
they tried to get into my mouth
462
00:47:08,044 --> 00:47:09,591
what kind of thing wants you to eat it?
463
00:47:50,506 --> 00:47:54,253
Kelly honey you're gonna turn into a plum in there
- Prune mama.
464
00:47:54,253 --> 00:47:55,768
plums turn into prunes
465
00:47:56,192 --> 00:47:57,803
i know what turns into what
466
00:47:58,113 --> 00:48:00,159
so wont you finish and get yourself
into bed, you hear?
467
00:48:18,372 --> 00:48:19,756
Time to turn in ladies
468
00:48:19,756 --> 00:48:21,265
just a couple more pages, Mom
469
00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:22,179
No!
470
00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:26,763
Besides you know what day tomorrow is
- Family fun day - That is correct!
471
00:48:27,326 --> 00:48:29,029
So good night!
472
00:48:30,289 --> 00:48:30,799
Sleep tight.
473
00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:34,280
Don't let the bed bug bites.
474
00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,385
Good night, Mom!
-Goodnight
475
00:52:28,092 --> 00:52:29,009
Shelby come in
476
00:52:29,009 --> 00:52:32,226
11-41, I need paramedics out here right away
I got 4 men down
477
00:52:35,175 --> 00:52:35,953
Shelby are you there
478
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:42,142
Shelby we got an emergency here,
This is Bill
479
00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:44,736
Oh crud
480
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,349
Shelby.
481
00:52:47,453 --> 00:52:48,984
This is no time for a break Shelby
I mean it
482
00:52:49,748 --> 00:52:51,210
Shelby
-They alive?
483
00:52:53,243 --> 00:52:54,279
Praise Jesus!
484
00:52:55,690 --> 00:52:56,929
Praise Jesus?!
485
00:52:57,623 --> 00:52:58,821
That's fucking pushing it!
486
00:52:59,408 --> 00:53:01,784
this shits about as far form god as shit can get!
487
00:53:02,363 --> 00:53:03,983
either of you ever seen anything like that?
488
00:53:05,263 --> 00:53:07,233
you ever heard of anything like that?
489
00:53:08,163 --> 00:53:08,823
Huh?
490
00:53:10,409 --> 00:53:10,944
me neither
491
00:53:11,741 --> 00:53:13,638
and I watch animal planet all the fucking time!
492
00:53:14,382 --> 00:53:15,309
I got no reception out here
493
00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:17,545
I gonna run back to the car
and try to call the paramedics from there
494
00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:20,058
that's a long way
with those worms out there
495
00:53:20,268 --> 00:53:22,539
yeah well nice change of pace from human deer
496
00:53:23,779 --> 00:53:27,555
Alright you three get this folks out of the barn
all the rotten stench can't be doing em any good
497
00:53:27,555 --> 00:53:28,074
you take this
498
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:29,214
i got my colt
499
00:53:30,764 --> 00:53:32,885
Be careful
- Yeah, theres a thought
500
00:53:52,579 --> 00:53:55,534
You know what this is.
501
00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:57,730
lt's god damn biological weapons
502
00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:58,731
That's what it is.
503
00:53:59,197 --> 00:54:00,440
Govenment's testing em on Wheelsy
You know why?
504
00:54:01,627 --> 00:54:03,968
Cause I don't take no shit form nobody
at those state hearings
505
00:54:04,253 --> 00:54:05,900
they want to
bukkake Jack McCreedy
506
00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:07,779
they can kiss my ass!
507
00:54:08,607 --> 00:54:11,112
if this shit contagious and
i turn into fucking mollusk
508
00:54:11,722 --> 00:54:13,601
l'm gonna sew those bastards
i swear to god
509
00:54:15,610 --> 00:54:18,103
and you can sew right along side of me
i don't care if you're a lesbo
510
00:54:18,103 --> 00:54:18,918
you don't deserve this shit
511
00:54:19,615 --> 00:54:23,419
It's like..oh man...
smells like rotten mayonaise
512
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,411
Hi sugerplum!
513
00:55:06,693 --> 00:55:09,944
Marriage, it's a scared bond
514
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,016
just like you said
515
00:55:14,376 --> 00:55:14,839
What?
516
00:55:15,071 --> 00:55:17,846
I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all
517
00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:21,983
I lost my ...head
518
00:55:22,968 --> 00:55:25,642
i didn't mean to do none
of them things i done
519
00:55:26,402 --> 00:55:27,184
Not...
520
00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:30,290
Kill them ...pets!
521
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,981
Not make Brenda...
522
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:36,456
a womb
523
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,392
But it was my n- nature
aint it?
524
00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:45,428
how can you blame someone
for acting ac-
525
00:55:45,927 --> 00:55:49,194
-cording to his own nature
526
00:55:49,953 --> 00:55:52,435
l wanted to tell you
what was going on, but...
527
00:55:53,987 --> 00:55:55,976
l was afraid you wouldn't love me no more
528
00:55:58,096 --> 00:56:00,680
l never knew love Strala
529
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,090
Wally, you alright?
530
00:56:04,992 --> 00:56:07,727
maybe you'd better sit back down!
you don't look so good
531
00:56:08,358 --> 00:56:08,939
Hey!
532
00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,742
Kylie honey
you ok?
533
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:38,145
hi kylie it's me
534
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:42,124
open the door jellybean
come on kylie
535
00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:44,253
open the door
536
00:56:44,253 --> 00:56:47,515
we love you sweetheart
come on out now open the door
537
00:56:47,515 --> 00:56:48,379
get away
538
00:56:49,688 --> 00:56:50,689
y'all get away
539
00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:57,903
kylie there no excuse not to be with your family
this is family funday isn't it kylie
540
00:56:58,806 --> 00:56:59,946
Y'all better just sit back down
541
00:57:00,745 --> 00:57:01,704
you need to get some rest
542
00:57:02,809 --> 00:57:03,099
You're sick!
543
00:57:03,657 --> 00:57:04,269
meat!
544
00:57:05,576 --> 00:57:06,203
Let her go!
545
00:57:07,643 --> 00:57:09,507
Y'all just take step back now, alright?
546
00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,322
There you go, sugerplum
547
00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,782
Why you accusing the kents 'fore you...
548
00:57:15,782 --> 00:57:18,497
-here both sides of the story
-hear both sides of the story
549
00:57:18,497 --> 00:57:19,294
Why you talking like Grant?
550
00:57:19,522 --> 00:57:20,683
'cause I am Grant
551
00:57:21,673 --> 00:57:22,950
-l'm your husband!
-I'm your husband!
552
00:57:23,286 --> 00:57:25,358
you swore to honor and obey me
553
00:57:25,768 --> 00:57:28,581
So put that goddamn gun down!
554
00:57:33,374 --> 00:57:34,690
Stay away from her!
555
00:57:35,614 --> 00:57:36,466
it burns!
what the...
556
00:57:40,289 --> 00:57:41,391
Get away from her,
-meat
557
00:57:42,112 --> 00:57:44,526
Get away from her l am gonna shoot you
l swear to the God!
558
00:57:44,847 --> 00:57:48,312
You aint gonna shoot me starla,
l told you..
559
00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,545
You always needed me to protect you!
560
00:57:52,088 --> 00:57:55,275
You for damn sure I ain't got the balls to..
561
00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:03,267
Christ on a cross
562
00:58:13,170 --> 00:58:15,565
uncle grants gonna show you a good time girl
563
00:58:15,955 --> 00:58:18,608
open this door you little whore
564
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,744
dont mess with me you little slut
565
00:58:20,992 --> 00:58:26,820
kylie this is your last chance
566
00:58:35,962 --> 00:58:36,994
little bitch!
- Hey!
567
00:58:39,701 --> 00:58:40,905
What's going on?
568
00:58:41,835 --> 00:58:42,545
the hell you doing?
569
00:58:44,204 --> 00:58:45,546
Hey hey easy easy!
570
00:58:47,147 --> 00:58:48,168
What the hell happen to you Otis?
571
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,857
poinson ivy out back maybe
572
00:58:52,214 --> 00:58:53,702
We're itchy
573
00:58:54,204 --> 00:58:57,258
no they're not my parents
they're trying to trick you
574
00:58:58,551 --> 00:59:00,526
The worms are in their brains
575
00:59:01,986 --> 00:59:03,903
Alright look!
Y'all stay right there on the spot
576
00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:05,864
i'm gonna call the paramedics come help you
577
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,066
And kylie's gonna come with me
578
00:59:08,449 --> 00:59:09,359
hey there killer!
579
00:59:15,925 --> 00:59:17,786
Starla's my woman you bitch
580
00:59:59,589 --> 01:00:00,567
what's with the spitting?
581
01:00:01,595 --> 01:00:04,233
margeret come in margeret are you there?
582
01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:06,355
chief go go there gonna get in
583
01:00:06,355 --> 01:00:08,459
my friends are still out there... Trevor?
584
01:00:11,032 --> 01:00:12,341
what the heck is going on?
585
01:00:47,653 --> 01:00:49,123
bitch is hardcore
586
01:00:49,424 --> 01:00:50,591
Get in the car!!!
587
01:00:55,505 --> 01:00:56,975
Go!!!
588
01:00:58,849 --> 01:01:00,649
Starla! Starla!
589
01:01:17,582 --> 01:01:20,193
So..
how's everybody's evening?
590
01:01:20,445 --> 01:01:23,052
good?... Good
591
01:01:24,652 --> 01:01:25,616
thanks
592
01:01:31,207 --> 01:01:31,922
Shelby
593
01:01:36,683 --> 01:01:37,823
Shelby you there?
594
01:01:38,536 --> 01:01:39,655
hey chief how ya doing?
595
01:01:40,181 --> 01:01:40,990
Did you found that...
596
01:01:42,757 --> 01:01:44,529
There's a 'squiter in here driving me bonkers
597
01:01:45,429 --> 01:01:46,673
Shelby you seen any of these...
598
01:01:47,961 --> 01:01:51,098
l don't know what to call them...
like big slugs, only they're fast
599
01:01:51,397 --> 01:01:53,267
No slug!
600
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:55,307
But your mama call she said
601
01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:58,454
the toilet's all backed up again
wants you come over soon as you're finished there.
602
01:01:58,910 --> 01:02:00,991
Alright, sweet heart listen
I need you to listen to me just a second okay
603
01:02:02,279 --> 01:02:05,070
She said it's what you done in there on sunday
what caused the back up.
604
01:02:07,461 --> 01:02:11,521
Alright listen l need to get the CDC on the horn
for me ok
605
01:02:15,343 --> 01:02:16,789
Shelby are you nodding?
606
01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,225
Uh yeah sorry,
I'll get you right back.
607
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,886
theres a big tree in front yard and
608
01:02:27,479 --> 01:02:30,771
the roots got into pipes and messes with
the whole system on the way to the main
609
01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:34,179
she uses lots of paper
610
01:02:50,783 --> 01:02:52,443
Where is the Mr. Pib?
611
01:02:53,977 --> 01:02:58,150
l told your secretary to pack Mr. Pib
it's the only coke I like
612
01:03:00,865 --> 01:03:02,903
Goddamn Brenda's bloatin like a water baloon?
613
01:03:03,303 --> 01:03:06,546
worms driving my firends around like they
goddamn skingaurd people
614
01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:08,878
are spitting acid at me
turn ya into cottage cheese
615
01:03:09,217 --> 01:03:12,804
and now there no fucking goddamn mr. pib
616
01:03:13,084 --> 01:03:15,637
jesus christ jack let me get right on it
617
01:03:18,601 --> 01:03:22,001
it was me
I became it
618
01:03:22,801 --> 01:03:26,021
him, part of him
619
01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:27,303
who?
620
01:03:31,386 --> 01:03:32,329
Mrs. Grant's toasting.
621
01:03:34,793 --> 01:03:36,020
but he wasn't always him
622
01:03:38,270 --> 01:03:39,381
he came from...
623
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,362
he a goddamn martian
624
01:03:46,867 --> 01:03:47,918
martians is from mars jack
625
01:03:48,384 --> 01:03:51,205
or it's a general term meaning outer space
fucker
626
01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,376
no it isn't
-look it up cocksucker
627
01:03:53,376 --> 01:03:54,755
enough
628
01:03:55,819 --> 01:03:56,684
Kylie!
629
01:04:00,327 --> 01:04:01,197
honey, what do you mean?
630
01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:04,250
his real face looks like a needle
631
01:04:05,371 --> 01:04:06,593
the way he always got antoher
632
01:04:07,535 --> 01:04:11,029
he goes form place to place
worlds, planets
633
01:04:11,679 --> 01:04:14,902
killing them
some he gets pregnant
634
01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:17,431
others he just takes over with his forms
635
01:04:18,081 --> 01:04:20,576
and the rest he eats till they're gone
636
01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:24,714
Now he's here
637
01:04:26,231 --> 01:04:26,863
l've seen this worms
638
01:04:27,483 --> 01:04:29,128
these worms in thier brains
now you saying they're all connected?
639
01:04:29,717 --> 01:04:30,459
it's like they're all one deal
640
01:04:30,929 --> 01:04:32,170
an animal that doesn't procreate
641
01:04:33,592 --> 01:04:34,786
it spreads grows
642
01:04:35,736 --> 01:04:39,001
absorbing the minds and
bodies of the organisms around it
643
01:04:41,449 --> 01:04:42,736
lt's a conscious disease
644
01:04:45,017 --> 01:04:47,614
if i weren't about to shit my pants
i'd be fucking fascinated
645
01:04:50,038 --> 01:04:52,011
we're back
everythings gonna be okay.
646
01:05:00,826 --> 01:05:03,168
Shelby did you get the CDC for me
we're at the city limits
647
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,585
Welcome back...killer
648
01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,127
got a little surprise for the lot of you
649
01:05:09,393 --> 01:05:10,826
just right around the corner
650
01:05:37,035 --> 01:05:39,337
starla starla
651
01:05:46,118 --> 01:05:48,935
Starla! Let her go!
Jesus!
652
01:06:02,002 --> 01:06:03,144
-Meat
653
01:06:08,441 --> 01:06:10,626
Chief?
Come on, come here
654
01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:16,663
Stay here
Jack wake up
655
01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:18,718
wake up
-hurry
656
01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:44,250
stay here
657
01:06:58,258 --> 01:06:59,400
worms beat us here
658
01:07:06,286 --> 01:07:09,573
alright, there's a grenade in that station
659
01:07:10,642 --> 01:07:13,494
now, if I use that to destroy Grant
he's the center of the whole system, right?
660
01:07:13,494 --> 01:07:14,918
does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed?
661
01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,530
Maybe
- Maybe?
662
01:07:19,522 --> 01:07:20,169
Okay!
663
01:07:23,905 --> 01:07:24,653
Okay!
664
01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:29,942
You wait here, alright, stay hid
I'll be back
665
01:08:40,842 --> 01:08:41,878
This is Chief Pardy
666
01:08:47,168 --> 01:08:47,856
l can't!
667
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,264
Fuck me
668
01:09:32,384 --> 01:09:34,828
Hey...motherfucker!
669
01:09:46,637 --> 01:09:47,709
We got to go!
670
01:09:48,192 --> 01:09:49,540
Once one sees us
they all see us
671
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,720
Take this, here!
672
01:10:38,252 --> 01:10:39,555
Sweetie don't look, don't look
673
01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:43,878
What are we gonna do now?
674
01:10:44,326 --> 01:10:45,698
Probabaly turn into a couple of these
fucked up things
675
01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:46,750
that's kind of negative
676
01:10:47,263 --> 01:10:48,317
well it's been that sorta day
677
01:10:52,783 --> 01:10:53,888
Thank you for saving my ass back there
678
01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:54,893
Your welcome
679
01:10:55,508 --> 01:10:57,240
Course when I tell that story
it's gonna be the other way around
680
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,130
What do you mean?
- Like l saved to you.
681
01:11:00,412 --> 01:11:02,783
Yeah if we live
-right
682
01:11:05,002 --> 01:11:07,480
now, they're dragging these bodies due north
do you think that'll lead us to Mrs. Grant?
683
01:11:08,822 --> 01:11:09,991
You like her don't you?
684
01:11:12,282 --> 01:11:13,294
Come on!
685
01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:58,069
Who's there?
686
01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:01,917
Bill?
687
01:12:05,094 --> 01:12:05,847
Starla?
688
01:12:10,955 --> 01:12:11,688
Hello?
689
01:12:29,868 --> 01:12:31,870
Do you look at me like that
690
01:12:34,692 --> 01:12:36,390
Don't you just see?
691
01:12:37,403 --> 01:12:41,127
got no idea what it's like to be this hungry
692
01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:44,017
i just ate a pig and I still want more
693
01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:54,412
Damn republicans
gotta run all you republicans outta town
694
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:10,778
Your said "for better or worse"
you lied
695
01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:15,075
bitch, slut, whore
696
01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:24,384
there's the worms...
697
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:26,723
that's where they're bringing the bodies
698
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:30,179
probably new breeders
feed them inside
699
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:34,001
oh my god, that's Grant
700
01:15:35,061 --> 01:15:36,521
that's where they're joining together
701
01:15:51,456 --> 01:15:53,309
well now, that is some fucked up shit
702
01:15:59,463 --> 01:16:00,422
There's Starla
703
01:16:07,348 --> 01:16:08,077
you stay here
704
01:16:08,077 --> 01:16:10,102
no, l ain't staying here by myself
705
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,375
Alright, come on!
706
01:16:22,989 --> 01:16:26,846
You tried to kill me and
run off with Pardy
707
01:16:27,723 --> 01:16:31,007
you just want to fuck him now
cause he's so good looking
708
01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:37,621
I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere
till I'm all that is
709
01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:43,117
then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed
won't you sugerplum?
710
01:16:44,415 --> 01:16:45,058
i'm sorry
711
01:16:45,804 --> 01:16:49,035
i'm sorry
I just thought you were trying to kill me
712
01:16:50,515 --> 01:16:53,993
and you can't expect me
not to go through...
713
01:16:55,618 --> 01:16:56,457
...some adjustments
714
01:16:58,104 --> 01:16:59,564
after all these changes
715
01:17:03,326 --> 01:17:05,236
You done a real nice job decorating baby
716
01:17:06,731 --> 01:17:08,003
you like these memories?
717
01:17:09,076 --> 01:17:12,445
yeah
I know you don't want to hurt me Grant
718
01:17:22,819 --> 01:17:25,851
you like being called Grant
don't you?
719
01:17:28,503 --> 01:17:32,211
i can do that
i can call you that
720
01:17:33,723 --> 01:17:35,933
cause you're lonely right?
721
01:17:37,334 --> 01:17:40,349
you been alone so long
I can't even imagine, i bet
722
01:17:43,411 --> 01:17:46,167
you don't have to be alone anymore
723
01:17:49,342 --> 01:17:53,356
cause you and I
we could be together
724
01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:56,864
I never had much use for this world anyway
725
01:17:59,586 --> 01:18:03,806
i can stay with you
while you do what you need to do
726
01:18:05,117 --> 01:18:06,340
cause it's you nature
727
01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:08,769
and i see that now
728
01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:12,389
i'm here for you
729
01:18:52,547 --> 01:18:53,993
Kill me Pardy
730
01:18:54,579 --> 01:18:55,339
Please!
731
01:18:57,172 --> 01:19:03,432
...i'v been around a billion years
you think you can fuck with me?
732
01:19:05,557 --> 01:19:06,390
yep
733
01:19:08,574 --> 01:19:09,487
Shit!
734
01:21:01,432 --> 01:21:02,380
Shoot him!!!
735
01:22:12,265 --> 01:22:12,629
Bill
736
01:22:16,064 --> 01:22:16,718
Bill...
737
01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:19,947
Bill!
738
01:22:24,686 --> 01:22:26,390
That really hurt.
739
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,693
Are you alright?
740
01:22:38,853 --> 01:22:41,871
We need both of them things in you
to get all womby
741
01:22:42,568 --> 01:22:43,787
oh that's Awesome!
742
01:23:21,627 --> 01:23:25,589
bet you regret not running off with me
to hollywood now 'ey bill?
743
01:23:27,223 --> 01:23:28,204
hell Starla
744
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:30,419
I've always regretted that
745
01:23:37,953 --> 01:23:39,914
bet ya phil's
just a few miles down the 10
746
01:23:40,622 --> 01:23:43,535
got that hospital there
with the big green steeple thingy up top
747
01:23:47,348 --> 01:23:48,080
hey Kylie why don't you
748
01:23:48,998 --> 01:23:51,070
tell Mrs. Grant that story about
how I saved you from that deer
749
01:23:52,014 --> 01:23:54,764
Oh yeah, Bill saved me from a deer
750
01:23:56,927 --> 01:23:57,756
Oh yeah?
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