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[atmospheric synth]

[woman gasps]

Sorry I'm late.

[woman gasps]

Happy birthday.

Aw.

Oh, I have something for you, too.

What is it?

You'll see later.

I'll be home for dinner.

- Wait! - What?

I love you.

I have something to tell you and it can't wait.

What is it?

I'm pregnant.

Really? Seriously?

We're gonna have a baby.

Oh my God, I'm gonna be a daddy!

- Are you happy? - Yes.

- I love you. Very much. - Good.

Listen, I have to go now, so I'll see you tonight.

- Okay. - Okay.

I'm gonna be a daddy!

Okay, I'll see you tonight.

[pulsing synth instrumental]

[woman whimpering]

[Criminal] Good, good, good.

All right, get her over here, come on.

[woman whimpering]

[Woman] Help me, help me, help!

[Criminal] All right, bring her in.

- Help! - Hey!

[Victim] Help!

[woman gasps]

- Come here. - No, help me!

[woman whimpers] [synth music]

[woman whimpers]

[knife thunks] [woman moans]

[pulsing dance-rock]

I can't believe that John's wife was murdered.

That's terrible.

It's such a tragedy.

I know that I should help him,

but I'm not sure that I can.

Now, Randi, I'm the boss here, that's my job.

But you, you're one of the best damn reporters,

and this city needs you.

It's important.

- Yeah. - We have to stop

these abductions.

Now, you focus on your job, okay?

Absolutely, it's my job, I know, I know.

But what about John?

Let's go talk to him.

He's probably home.

Let's go.

[helicopter whirring]

[traffic and street noise]

[somber synth instrumental]

It's not fair.

It's not fair.

Why?

Why?!

Why?!

[John wails in anguish]

[melancholy synth instrumental]

John, I'm here for you.

I just heard what happened to you.

Please, John, you have to try and pull yourself together.

[John] Just go away.

I'm sure you feel lonely.

You have to be strong.

Do it for yourself.

Plus, you have to be strong for Nita.

It's what she'd want.

I'm always here for you.

[John] Leave me alone.

It's okay, I'm here for you.

[John] Just leave me alone.

[melancholy synth instrumental]

[John huffs]

[John grunts in frustration]

[broken glass rattling, paper tearing]

[John grunts]

[John pants and growls with frustration]

[melancholy synth music]

[Nita, V.O.] John, you mean the world to me.

I love you so much.

Nita.

[dramatic electronic music]

I'm sorry.

[dramatic electronic music]

I'm sorry.

[car revs]

[intense, percussive music]

[moody, arpeggiated synth]

[fly buzzes]

[needle thunks]

These are the ones I want.

[sighs] I'll arrange it.

Any more available?

I'm willing to pay extra.

My clients have very large appetites.

I'll take them, all of them.

I need some time.

It's not that simple to arrange.

I understand, but my clientele is very hungry now.

Trust me when I say that your clientele

will be so pleased.

- That's so exciting. - Indeed.

I will contact you when the shipment

is ready to send overseas.

Wonderful doing business with you.

We're finished here.

[car engine revs]

[traffic hums]

[kid panting]

- Let go of me. - Whoa.

Got you, punk. [chuckles]

Get off of me, let me go!

Wait, I'll give the money.

You'll never catch me! [grunts]

What's the problem?

I was just on my way home.

Bullshit.

Now, you be a nice boy

and pay me what you owe, now.

But I don't have any.

Man, you messing with the wrong guy.

I know you street kids make money

and I want my cut.

Why don't we shake you and see what falls out?

[men chuckle]

[The Kid] Put me down, I don't have any money.

[Leader] Put him down.

Okay, okay, I'll get you money soon.

You better.

Let's go.

[eerie synth music]

[man chuckles]

[melancholy electronic music]

[John grunting]

[thugs laughing]

[Flipping Man] Check this out!

[thugs chattering] [pulsing electronic music]

[Man With Newspaper] What the hell?

[thugs chattering] [pulsing music]

Where's my money?

Relax.

Pay this guy.

[tense electronic music]

Whoa, whoa.

Oh, shit.

[man with knife grunts] [men gasp]

[man with knife laughs]

[men laugh]

Man, get the fuck off of me.

[eerie, droning synth]

[Thug] Hey, what's he doing there?

What you got there, huh?

[tense music]

Hey, China Town, what you offering?

[tense music]

Say, let me hold on to this.

Give it to me.

Man, hand it over.

[thugs taunt] [John grunts]

[intense music]

Damn it!

[intense music]

[eerie, droning synth]

[traffic hums]

[siren wails]

[traffic hums]

Hey.

[Man in Sport Jacket] Man, don't sneak up on me like that.

[John] I need to talk to you.

Make it quick, I'm very busy.

My name is John Liu.

My wife, she was murdered a few days ago...

- Yeah, of course, right. - That's why I'm here.

I want to know: what

- are you doing about it? - "What are you doing

about it."

I get it, believe me.

But these things take time, Mr. Liu.

We're doing everything we can, okay?

Just be patient.

Be patient?

Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about your wife.

Hey, this is a big city.

You've seen what's it like, right?

We're doing what we can.

That's it? That's all you can tell me?

My wife is dead, and you're telling me to wait?

These men murdered her because of what she saw.

It's linked to these abductions.

Why aren't you doing something about it?

Believe me, I am, but this isn't helping.

Just go home and I'll call you with anything.

Wait.

What?

This city owes me.

Well, what's that?

Justice.

Good luck, Mr. Liu.

Thanks for nothing.

[eerie synth music]

Why? Why is this happening?

Why won't anyone do anything?

I don't understand, why?

Why?

Why?!

[echoing, droning synth]

[match striking]

[pulsing synth music]

[John grunting]

[train rumbling]

[Thug] Hey, pretty lady, why don't you ditch this loser

and I'll show you a good time, huh?

How about a kiss? [laughs]

[people chattering]

Let's get 'em, boys, come on.

[thugs chatter] [thugs chuckle]

Let's get 'em, come on, guys! [laughs]

[woman screams]

[percussive, groovy music]

[John grunting]

[droning synth]

[Thug] Hey, Mama, where you going, huh?

[woman whimpers]

Hey, hey, I just wanna talk, come back here.

[woman whimpers] [thugs taunt]

[woman whimpers]

Watch while I cut off her dress.

[woman whimpers]

[thugs chuckling]

[shimmering synth]

[thugs chatter]

[Woman] No!

[woman whimpers] [thugs chatter]

No!

[shuriken whirrs]

[thug groans]

[intense music]

[Thug] What the hell was that?

What the?

What the fuck?

Dude.

Dude, what happened?

[Thug] Is he okay?

[shurikens thud]

What, shit?

[Thug] Where'd that come from?

[shimmering synth]

[traffic hums]

Wow, look how big the buildings are.

I think we got off on the wrong stop.

It should be right here.

Well, let's look at the map.

- Help! - Hey!

[Victim] Someone stop them!

- Hey, over there! - I see It.

[Tourist] Do you see that?

Oh, my God.

[tense music]

Come on.

Hey, hey, hey, you did it.

- We pulled it off! - Yeah, I know!

- Yeah, look what I got. - Look what I got.

[Thug] Yeah, what'd you get?

- What the? - Huh?

Who the fuck are you? [groans]

Oh my God, thank you, thanks so much.

I can't believe he got it back.

That was amazing.

[pulsing synth]

[Thug] [panting] There he goes!

Get his ass!

[intense music]

Let's go, come on.

Aw, shit, get up, go!

Let's get him, let's get him!

[intense music]

[Biker] Don't move, asshole!

[man grunts]

[intense music]

[Thug] There he goes! Come on, get him.

[tires screeching]

We got him now.

[intense music]

Oh my God, they got him.

[smash]

[blade slicing]

Take it easy, don't kill me.

[John] Tell the others

I'm coming for them.

[shimmering synth]

[traffic hums]

[thugs chuckle] [thugs chatter]

[Thug] She kissed me down there.

Yo, this chick was totally rad, man.

Panties off and everything, man, it was crazy!

[thugs chuckle]

[shimmering synth]

So interesting.

[Cameraman] Hey, what about these guys?

[John] They look like trouble.

We should follow them.

Slow down.

[Randi] Huh?

[John] Let's keep following them

and see where they go.

[thugs chattering]

[tense synth drone]

[man groans]

[man gasps] [slow, pulsing synth]

[man gasps]

[man pants and gurgles]

[man pants heavily]

[Thug] Man, what a night.

[thugs chattering]

I can't believe we did all that.

[thugs chattering]

All over the city.

Hey, I'm hungry, I'll be right back.

Stay here.

- I don't know. - Do you think he's cute?

I guess.

I think you should talk to him.

[bluesy rock music]

[Friend] I never really thought about him that way.

I, for one, think you should give him a chance.

I think you two would make a really cute couple.

I'm serious, I think you'd be cute.

Hey! [women scream]

[Woman] Get off of me!

Oh my God, those guys are crazy.

[thugs chattering]

[Woman] Quick, run!

[Thug] Come on, come here.

[Woman] Get off!

[woman whimpering] [intense music]

[Thug] Come on, come on!

[Woman] Get off of me!

[Thug] Come on, sweetie.

[woman whimpering]

Help, help!

[thug groans]

Oh no, somebody help!

[thwack]

- This is awful. - Come on!

- Aw, come on. - Get off of me!

[Thug] Let's show this bitch who's boss.

[John whistles softly]

[Thug] Who's that?

[Thug] Where did that come from?

I can't believe it.

Keep filming.

[Thug] Looks like we got ourselves a hero. [chuckles]

[Victim] Oh my God, let's get out of here.

[Thug] Let's teach this guy a lesson.

[Thug] Yeah, let's get him.

[groaning]

[tense synth music]

- He's real, see? - He saved us!

[tense synth music]

[Thug] Ah! [groans in pain]

Who is that?

[shimmering synth]

[grunting]

[groovy electronic music]

[thugs grunt and moan in pain]

[Thug] Huh?

[grunting]

[John and thug grunt]

[shimmering synth]

Did you see that?

Incredible!

Where'd he come from?

Where did he go?

Hey, did I miss anything?

- Yes, you did. - Yes, you did.

Oh... uh...

[thugs chuckle] [thugs chattering]

Look at you, you're trash.

Shut up. [chuckles]

Look at you, already on your back where you belong.

And you! What do you think you're looking at, huh?

Look at the ground! [chuckles]

[woman whimpers]

[chuckles] Yeah.

[woman whimpers]

Yeah.

[thugs chuckle] [thugs chatter]

[Thug] Oh, look at this piece of shit.

[thugs chattering]

[Thug] What are you doing, man?

[Thug] No way.

[thugs chattering]

[Thug] You need a hand?

[Thug] Oh, the guy needs a bat.

[thugs shouting] [glass shattering]

Hey, Randi, look at that.

Oh my God, look what they're doing.

Shit, hang on, get ready.

They're destroying

- that car. - I gotta get this on film.

These guys are

- probably on drugs. - Jack.

- Man, they're- - Uh, Jack.

[thugs laugh]

Jack, that's your car.

[thugs grunting and cheering]

Hey, that's my car!

- Yeah, let's go. - Push, push!

[thugs laugh]

Take that!

What the hell?

Get away from my car!

What's wrong with you?

Get away from it!

[thugs shout]

[Randi] Get off me, stop it!

Get off me, I told you!

Don't hurt him!

Oh my God, get away from me!

[thugs chattering]

[Jack] Just keep the car!

[tense music]

[Thug] Yeah, come here.

[Randi] Take that!

[Thug] Hey, get back here!

- Get 'em. - Help, help!

- Help, help! - Surprise, bitch!

[Randi whimpers]

[Thug] Come here.

Gotcha!

[tense music]

[Thug] Come back here!

Come back, baby!

[tense music]

Police, the police!

[Thug] Hey, hey, get back here!

[Randi whimpers]

[tense music]

Shit.

[Randi] Stop it, get away from me!

- No! - Where you going?

[Randi whimpers]

[Randi] No, no, no!

[Thug] There we go.

[thugs grunt]

[Thug] Shit!

Stupid!

Help me!

[thugs chuckling]

[Randi whimpers]

[Thug] Come on, over here, come over here.

- Get him, grab him! - Stop running!

- Got him. - Got you.

Yeah, get him, get him.

[Randi whimpers]

[thug groans]

[Jack grunts]

[Randi screams]

[shuriken whirrs]

"New York Ninja"?

Hey, who threw that?

Come out, punk! Let's go!

[Thug] Should we slit his throat?

[Thug] Let's gut him.

Wait, let's throw his ass off the fucking building

and see if he can fly. [laughs]

[Thug] Hey!

[hands smack]

[Thug] Let's get him!

Come on, after him, after him!

[tense music]

Son of a bitch!

[thugs grunt]

[thugs grunt and moan in pain]

[tense music]

[gun cocks]

[Thug] Drop it, asshole. Now.

[swirling synths]

[thugs groan]

Get up.

[tense music]

Get him over to the edge.

[tense music]

[Thug] Ready for round two, asshole?

[tense music]

[thugs grunt and moan in pain]

The knife! Catch!

[intense music]

Shit!

[thugs grunt and moan in pain]

[blade slicing]

[car motor humming]

Whoa, whoa, wait, hey,

I got more footage of the ninja here.

You gotta see it.

I got something better.

"New York Ninja"?

Where'd you get this?

[Randi groans]

Randi, thank God you're all right.

Look at this.

We're going live with this.

You can have that one for yourself.

Hey, where you going?

[Randi] Home.

[foreboding music]

[man growls in frustration]

Shit!

[bright synth music]

Yeah!

[tense music]

Where are you going?

To see you.

[The Kid groans]

Don't you lie to me, kid.

[The Kid grunts]

[Thug] Where you going, kid?

[Leader] Show this kid we

- mean business. - Don't mess with us, kid.

[Thug] You're in trouble now, buddy.

[The Kid grunts in pain]

[The Kid] Please, someone help me!

Help me!

[The Kid grunts]

Well, if it isn't the ninja.

[gunshot bangs]

[John moans]

[thugs laugh]

[The Kid grunts]

[gunshot bangs]

[thugs laugh]

[Thug] He got 'em.

[siren wails]

- Shit, let's go! - Let's roll!

Come on, fuck!

[siren wails]

[somber music]

[John grunts]

[John grunts in pain]

[bullet fragment rattles]

[The Kid groans softly]

Hey, you're okay.

[eerie synth]

Hey, are you really the ninja?

Shh.

Will you be my friend?

[John] Mm-hmm.

Here.

It's yours now.

[shimmering synth music]

Get some rest.

You'll be better soon.

[Radio Announcer, V.O.] It's been several weeks

now since any sightings

of the New York Ninja have been reported.

However, crime has remained at an all-time low

thanks to Ninja Fever, which continues to spread

throughout the city.

Abductions of young women are still being reported,

and the body of another woman

with mysterious radiation burns has been discovered.

The police are now labeling these murders

as the work of the Plutonium Killer.

[The Kid] What are you doing?

Going fishing.

[Radio Announcer, V.O.] Now back to the music.

You call that fishing?

Of course!

[rock music plays on radio]

[water splashes]

Huh?

I got one!

Yes, I got one!

I told you.

Look, I got one. [chuckles]

Hey.

[both chuckling]

Beginner's luck.

[ocean waves lightly lapping]

[crowd chattering loudly]

[siren wails]

[people chatter]

I want that one.

What one?

That mask over there.

Huh?

Oh, you don't wanna be a clown.

Please, I want to get that one.

Come on, please?

Okay, let's go.

[foreboding music]

I'm sorry.

[Man In Mask] Did you drop this?

No, I don't think so.

[Man In Mask] Look very closely at it.

[The Kid] I like your mask. Happy Halloween!

[Plutonium Killer] Huh?

Look closely, watch it swing back and forth.

Listen to my voice and go to sleep. [laughs]

[woman moaning]

[Plutonium Killer groans] [woman moans]

[Plutonium Killer gurgles in pain]

[both moaning]

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. [panting]

[ship horn blows]

[pen clicks] [man groans]

[Thug] Gimme that necklace.

She's sleeping.

[Thug] Shut the fuck up, old man!

Give me all your money!

[Chauffeur] Pardon me, sir.

[Thug] What the?

[thug groans]

[tense music]

[grunting and groaning]

[Rattail chuckles]

[thug gasping in pain]

[moans]

[Thug] That's it, you son of a bitch.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Detective] Is it another one?

[Detective] Mm-hmm, looks that way.

What do we got?

Well, looks like she was strangled.

[Detective] Any burn marks?

It's possible.

[Detective] Let's get the body to the morgue.

So, what do you want from me?

[Detective] Call me with the autopsy report.

You know what it's going to be.

[Detective] Yeah, I do.

[cops grunting]

Oh, Christ.

You're late.

[Plutonium Killer] You said five.

Well, I have 5:30.

This is all you have?

I'm worried about all this exposure.

I think we need to move this along.

Forcing us any faster will only end badly for you.

For your sake, I hope not.

I have to do it my way.

This is my problem.

Well, if you can't get it done in time,

we will just have to do it my way.

You just wait.

[phone rings]

I had a meeting with our buyer.

Okay.

[Plutonium Killer] He wants to move rather quickly.

We need to arrange transport.

I'll have things ready.

[Plutonium Killer] Also, that reporter

is starting to get too close.

You and your men have been sloppy!

Bring her to me and no mistakes!

Do you understand me?

Yes, yes!

[Plutonium Killer] I will contact you soon.

Shit!

What does he think I am, huh?

I bust my ass all over this whole fucking city.

- Hey. - Fuck this!

We're still getting paid.

Besides, who cares?

Shit, I care!

Fuck this shit, I'm done!

Forget it.

We get this job done, then we show that guy who the boss is.

- Let's go. - All right.

[sighs] Okay, could be anyone.

Huh, it's gotta be! The ninja!

It's gotta be!

Janet.

What are you doing?

I'm undercover.

I've never seen you look like this before.

That's the point.

New York Ninja.

Really?

Not this.

What's the problem?

Are you jealous?

[Randi] Mayor Lewis, can you talk about

how the city is handling the New York Ninja?

As you know, Randi, the public opinion

on the New York Ninja is split.

Some see him as a hero, while others,

such as the police, see him merely as a vigilante.

We can't just let a masked individual

roam the streets of our city,

even if he is trying to protect people.

[Randi] And what do you have to say about

the recent murders and abductions of young women?

My office has been working diligently with the police

to solve these horrific crimes,

and I'd like to remind the people

that we are strong on crime, and together,

we have the power.

That gives us all hope.

This is Randi Rydell reporting for Channel Six News.

Thank you.

- This has been a pleasure. - Any time.

I'm glad the weather held out.

It turned out to be a nice day.

The kids are playing on the swings,

and no one is causing any [gasps]

- Hey! - Hey, what are you doing?

[Randi whimpers]

Hey!

[Thug] Don't move, don't fucking move.

I said, don't move.

[tense music]

Hey.

[Mayor] Hey!

What you gonna do, you fat bitch?

Sit your ass down.

[Thug] Relax.

Marcus.

I got a plan, let's get some of the other kids.

Let go of me!

[John] Let her go!

[Randi whimpers]

Shut the fuck up or I'll slit your throat.

Let's go, let's go.

[grunts]

My eyes!

[tense, pulsing synth]

What the?

[tense synth cont.]

Oh, right.

- Let's get 'em! - Get 'em!

Get outta here!

Get out!

Yeah!

[laughs] Oh, ow.

[Kid] Here, get 'em!

[Thug] Get off me!

[Kid] Come on.

[Kid] Yeah, we did it!

Get out of here and don't come back!

- Thank you. - Yeah, we're great!

Yeah, yeah!

- Are you all right? - I'm okay.

[John] I'm glad you're all right.

Are you all right, John?

- We did it. - That was crazy.

[Plutonium Killer moans]

[Reporter, V.O.] Channel Six's own Randi Rydell

was attacked earlier today.

A group of armed assailants assaulted Miss Rydell

while she was interviewing the mayor.

Luckily, a group of children dressed

like the New York Ninja spoiled the attempt.

There's no word on whether this attack

has any connection to the recent kidnappings,

but it's safe to say that Ninja Fever

continues to spread throughout the city.

Stay tuned for the weather, followed by sports.

[Jack panting]

See, you made it.

Good work, Jack. I knew you could. Yay!

Thank you for coming with me.

I really do appreciate it.

- At your service. - Oh, wow.

Just look at you.

- Listen, I gotta run. - Okay.

I'll see ya back at the office,

unless you want to take a shower together.

[Randi] Get outta here!

[moody synth music]

[Rattail grunts]

Are you ready?

[Plutonium Killer] Get close to him.

[moody synth cont.]

[horn honks]

[pen clicks] [Jack grunts]

[Chauffeur] [chuckles] Well done, sir.

Surprise! [woman shouts]

[thug laughs]

[tense music]

[gun cocks]

Where do you think you're going?

Get in there.

Sit there, be a good girl, and you won't get hurt.

Ah, bitch.

She's a cop, she's a cop!

So what?

[thugs laugh]

[Thug] Honey, you're so fucked.

[tense music]

[The Pale Man] Thank you for meeting with me.

[Detective] What's this about?

[The Pale Man] The man that you're after,

the so-called Plutonium Killer,

he's connected to the abductions

that are taking place throughout the city.

And how do you know this?

Are you an informant?

Interpol, actually.

I'm undercover, infiltrating

an international prostitution ring.

This Plutonium Killer you're after is the ringleader.

He's ex-CIA, who became an international criminal

after falling victim to a government experiment

involving radiation.

His only weakness is light.

Why are you helping me?

Helping you?

Have you forgot about the women?

I'm helping them.

Have you seen today's paper?

Then you know this is a much bigger problem.

[traffic hums]

How long are we gonna wait?

Relax, just wait.

We get that reporter first, and then we can make our move.

[tense, moody music]

What the fuck you looking at?

[John chuckles]

[Thug] Hey, isn't that the guy from the park?

Let's follow him.

[grooving guitar music]

[Randi] Hello?

Randi, listen, you have to meet me

in the park as soon as you can.

It's important.

[shimmering synth]

Come on, John, this is so strange.

Where could he be?

Hey, sweetheart, you waiting for someone?

A friend, I suppose.

A friend?

That's real nice.

Surprise, we're here. [laughs]

Switchblade.

[Randi gasps and whimpers]

Come on, let's go.

- Come on! - Get her, get her.

[lasso whooshes]

Fuck!

Get me down!

[blade slashes]

[brooding synth]

Don't fucking move, ninja.

You come any closer and I'll blow

her pretty face off.

[gunshot bangs]

Come on, let's get outta here.

Come on, move!

[Randi whimpers]

- Get away! - Come on.

[Randi] No, no!

[Thug] Move it.

[Thug] Let's go, ladies, come on, inside.

Come on, move it, ho! Inside.

[Thug] Come on, keep it moving.

[Thug] Bitch.

[Randi] Let go of me!

[Thug] Shut up.

Look at this pretty face.

I'm gonna have fun with this one. [laughs]

See ya soon, baby. [laughs]

[Thug] Come on, keep walking here.

[Randi whimpers]

[somber, warm synths]

[gun cocks]

Well.

What are you gonna do, now?

Can we talk?

[John] Talk.

What do you want?

It's about the missing women.

I need your help.

I know who you are and I think you can help me.

I've got a problem.

Well, remember when you first came to me?

I wanted to tell you that I found the guys

that killed your wife.

So, what's the problem?

It's the job.

There are rules for me.

The other day, I met with this guy from Interpol.

He wanted me to back off the case

and let them handle it.

The problem is, they've got my partner.

That's your job.

I want justice.

What?

But I need you to help me.

Come on.

I would, but my problem is, you want them alive,

but I want them dead.

[pulsing synth music]

[phone rings]

It's for you.

[Freddy Cufflinks] We got the reporter.

I know, you really want her for yourself,

so you're gonna have to pay extra. In person.

You know I don't show my face.

I'll send my driver to meet you

under the bridge in an hour, understand?

[Freddy Cufflinks] You, in person,

or we keep her for ourselves.

[Plutonium Killer] Fine, I'll meet you in an hour.

[traffic hums]

[tires screech]

Where's your boss?

Don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

[Plutonium Killer] He sent me alone.

Don't fuck with me, asshole.

Talk.

I'll pistol whip you 'til you talk.

[gun cocks]

[Plutonium Killer] Put your hands where I can see them.

You asshole.

Man, you are fucked.

I think you may be the ones that fucked up.

Throw your guns in the back.

[tense music]

I want the reporter.

Now go!

Move it!

- Hey, the ninja! - Huh?

Huh?

[Thug] What the hell?

Don't you move or I will blow your head off, asshole!

Get him.

[tense music]

[thugs grunting]

[Thug] Come on.

Hey, asshole!

Get out of the car!

Get out of the fucking car!

Move it, asshole.

[gun cocks]

[tense music]

You morons, you let him get away.

Don't just stand there! Go find him!

- All right, we're going. - You! Get the women

- ready for transport. - No problem.

[tense guitar music]

[Thug] Let's go, ladies, keep moving.

Come on, move it. [women whimper]

[intense synth arpeggiations]

[John] Huh?

[blade whooshing]

[women whimpering and groaning]

[blades whooshing]

[blades whooshing]

[blades clattering]

Don't move.

Back away from the women

and put your weapons on the ground.

You're outgunned, asshole.

Drop it.

[John and Rattail grunt]

[blade whooshing]

[grooving synth rock]

Drop it.

I said, drop it.

I mean it.

Pull a gun on me, asshole?

I should kill you!

Hey, he's a cop!

Shit!

Move it.

[John] Drunken sword style.

Bring it.

[blade whooshing]

[Rattail groans]

[pulsing synth]

[Plutonium Killer laughing]

[tense music]

[Jack laughing]

[tense music]

[Thug] Huh?

[tense, grooving music]

[thug groans]

[Thug] What the hell?

Hey, what happened?

[gun cocks]

[thug groans]

[women whimper]

[blade whooshes]

[Detective] Thank you.

[John] Detective, get the other girls out of here.

I'm gonna go free your partner.

[tense music]

Go, get outta here.

You're all free now! Get to safety!

[Thug] Don't move, ninja.

[weapons pop] [thugs groan]

What the fuck?

Where the fuck did he go?

Find him, let's go!

[women whimper]

[thug grunts]

[Thug] Hey, motherfucker.

[exciting music]

[Detective] Keep going, come on.

Let's get out of here.

Get up, don't stop.

Go! Run!

[women whimper and pant]

[Thug] Not so fast, baby.

I'm not done playing yet.

Not so tough now, huh?

Get up!

How about some head? [chuckles]

Ow, my eye!

Now I'm gonna cut you, bitch!

[tense music]

[Woman] Are you okay?

Come on.

[pulsing beat]

[thug groaning]

Is everyone okay?

Yeah, we're good.

Let's go.

Everyone in the van, let's move it.

[tense music]

Where are the bad guys?

Am I the only one who found you?

Thank God, Jack.

Are you okay?

Come with me.

Oh, look, it's the ninja.

Yeah, so what?

I don't have time for that. Let's go, Randi.

[Randi] You're not Jack.

[shimmering synth]

[Jack/Plutonium Killer groans] [droning music]

[Plutonium Killer moans in pain]

[flesh sizzling]

[Plutonium Killer screams]

[Randi screams]

Get away, get away!

[Randi groans]

[Plutonium Killer laughs]

You follow us and she's dead.

[laughing]

[Randi whimpers]

Get in the car!

Get!

[John grunts]

Come on, get out, come on!

Knock it off, let's go!

[Randi] No, no!

Jesus, son of a bitch!

Come on, let's go!

[Randi whimpers]

[Randi] What?

[Worker] Huh?

[tense music]

[Randi whimpers]

[Plutonium Killer] We gotta get outta here.

- We got a pilot. - Good.

Let's move, come on.

[Thug] Yeah, faster, buddy. Let's go.

[thugs grunt]

[Plutonium Killer] Stay here and take care of the ninja.

The rest of you, let's move.

- Come on, buddy. - Let's go, asshole.

[Plutonium Killer] Come on, come on, move it!

Down the steps, now!

[shuriken whooshes]

[thugs grunt and moan in pain]

[Plutonium Killer] Get in, everyone in.

- Get us outta here. - Inside.

[Thug] Don't move, ninja.

Put your hands up.

I said hands up!

Now, what are you gonna do?

A fan? You really think a fan can stop these bullets?

[tense synth rock music]

[Thug] Come on, get this thing in the air.

Let's go, come on, hurry, let's go.

What is it?

The gas tanks aren't full.

Goddamn it!

[Randi whimpers]

Don't move.

[tense synth music]

Don't move.

[shuriken whooshes]

That's it, ninja.

[Plutonium Killer grunts]

[John and the Plutonium Killer grunting]

[pen clicking]

[blade whooshing]

What the hell?

[blade whooshing]

[blade whooshing]

You think you can stop me?

Just try it.

[tense music]

You can't beat me, I'm immortal.

[John] I will defeat you.

[Thug] Drop it.

[John] Huh?

[Thug] Come on, let's go.

[Plutonium Killer chuckles]

[Plutonium Killer] Get this thing in the air!

[tense synth music]

[Randi gasps]

[Plutonium Killer] Come on, what's the hold up?

[Pilot] There's something weighing us down.

[Plutonium Killer] It's that damn ninja!

Just fly!

- It'll kill him., - Good!

Let's make a deal: you kill that ninja,

and I'll make you a rich man.

[Pilot] Yes, sir.

[tense music]

[John grunting]

[shuriken whooshes]

[Plutonium Killer] Ah, my face!

Get him out of here, toss him out!

Now get us out of here!

[device beeps]

[Pilot] What's that sound?

Is that a bomb?

[helicopter explosion booms]

[John grunts]

[Cop] Hey, don't move!

[John] What took you guys so long?

[Detective] Don't move, ninja.

Come on down, ninja.

I don't wanna have to shoot you.

Slowly, no tricks.

[shimmering synth]

[Cop] Let's find out who this guy is.

Not just yet.

We'll see his face soon enough, if he has one.

[cops laugh]

[The Kid whistles]

[The Kid] Come on, guys!

[kids shout] [kids cheer]

[Cop] Kid, come on.

This is an active crime scene, all right?

[The Kid] Yeah, all right!

[Cop] Hey, wait. Wait! Where'd he go?

Well, that's it. We lost him.

[kids cheer]

You should head home.

I'll take care of everything here.

[Detective] Thanks, guys. I'll see you tomorrow.

[John laughs]

Hey, John, did you hear?

[John] Huh?

They got the guys that killed Nita.

I'm guessing this was because of you?

It wasn't me, it was the New York Ninja.

Oh, yeah?

[Randi] The New York Ninja's a real hero.

You're right.

[pulsing dance-rock music]

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[grooving beat with synth]

♪ Take a look at the streets and what it contains ♪

♪ The trails, tribulations, the plights, and the pains ♪

♪ The city of fear happens to all this sphere ♪

♪ Where people are afraid just to ride the trains ♪

♪ But there's a man who came across the land ♪

♪ Trained in Japan, the brother's East to the West ♪

♪ Just to live his life ♪

♪ Until they took a man's wife ♪

♪ Then he chose to use the art form he knew best ♪

♪ He's a ninja, ninja ♪

♪ New York Ninja ♪

♪ He is a ninja ♪

♪ The New York Ninja ♪

♪ Cleaned the streets ♪

♪ He did it in his own way ♪

♪ And for the ones who lost, crime didn't pay ♪

♪ Yes, he was a man dressed all in black ♪

♪ Like a shadow in the night, he would attack ♪

♪ He was oppressed, now he's the oppressor ♪

♪ The dominator, he's not oppressed ♪

♪ So, think twice, don't take a mic ♪

♪ 'Cause just like the dark, he's part of the night ♪

♪ He's a ninja, ninja, ninja ♪

♪ New York Ninja ♪

♪ He is a ninja ♪

♪ New York Ninja ♪

♪ New York Ninja ♪

♪ Ho, ninja keep rocking on ♪