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Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter

The name is Fairy Café.

There's something strange here.

You are clearly a grandmother.

It's strange. When she spun around, the grandma suddenly became young.

Jeom Soon, you devil!

How did you know my Jeom Soon's name?

And seeing you yesterday, how did you get to the pond?

- Somehow, I think I may have found your father. - Father?

But not just one appeared there, there are two.

The woman who made me coffee

was a grandmother. She was a young woman.

How do I absorb this?

Can you return here again tonight at Sul Shi*? (the hour of the dog, 7:00 p.m.- 9:00 p.m.)

I have something to tell you,

Episode 3

Have you ever seen that scent sachet?

No. I'm sorry, but I've never seen one before.

I don't know whom you are mistaking me for,

but I don't think you are looking for me.

Then, I also have a question to ask.

That is ... How did you do it?

At first you definitely were seen as a grandmother.

But from the time at the pond, you continuously appeared to me obviously as a young woman.

How did you do that?

Continuously since then?

Yes.

No, well, I also know it doesn't make sense.

Definitely in front of me, your appearance is different.

And when you switched this morning,

some kind of strange outfit was superimposed on your appearance.

A butterfly shaped headdress,

a butterfly design dress --

What exactly

is your identity?

This is not an ordinary person.

This is a celestial man.

Did you use hypnosis on me?

Or is it simply that my eyes are seeing hallucinations?

You know.

Tell me. What exactly are you?

Back then ... don't you really remember?

Please.

Don't think you are out of your mind.

I pray

that you think about it once more.

What is she, this woman ...

Indeed, she's strange.

Is it strange

that a celestial being loves a human?

Why is that?

It is the duty of a celestial being to love the gods while serving them.

Then the object of the gods' affection

is the human race who made them gods.

Don't you think it is just natural

that we celestial beings love the human race

and also respect this feeling?

Is it a dream?

Did you even fall asleep sometime?

What? It's late.

Ridiculous, I over-slept.

I couldn't get through to Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon.

For now, let's cancel class today.

I'm sorry. I overslept.

Are you all right?

I'm ten minutes late.

Let's start right away. Please open your books.

Professor ... your button.

I'm sorry.

Professor, you're late anyway. Let's play.

The weather is nice so let's got out and relax.

- I don't want to have a class. Let's take a break. - Right!

Let's have some fun!

Are you serious?

- Student, how much does this class cost per hour? - Huh?

Have you ever thought about the enormous tuition while you are here?

Are you sure you came here to study?

Don't you feel ashamed

toward those who wanted to take this class but couldn't afford it?

Don't you get angry when your boyfriend is ten minutes late?

But you don't mind the professor being ten minutes late.

If your boyfriend is ten minutes late, will you just go home, wasting of the rest of date with him?

Didn't anyone come here who really wants to learn something?

Do you all just need a degree?

Acting according to majority rule,

lacking in common sense, you're content with the status quo,

and believe what you hear without verifying.

As natural scientists, you don't do basic research and it will result in flood of pseudo-science.

you will spend whole lifetime without knowing you're ignorant

and be afflicted and bedazzled by non-scientific phenomena!

Do you like living like that?

Are you here for that?

Isn't he taking his anger out on us after he was dumped by a woman?

It's exactly like you and us.

A celestial being serves the gods which were absorbed in nature

and, while conforming to the logic of the universe,

connects humans to the gods

and makes harmony of the material and non-material things.

Mister, what are you doing?

Can't you see? I am irrigating a rice field, aren't I?

Haven't you seen Small Uncle Park?

If you need help, you can take Park Shin Seon here instead of Uncle Park.

One Park is the same as the other.

Yes. They are all the same.

No. I'm a Milyang Park, a different Park. I'm not.

Sometimes they live in the celestial world.

There are times when they live naturally blending in with the humans.

They have no greed for worldly possessions.

They are free from desire for money, power, or honor, compared to humans.

They don't see the illusions of the visible world,

they only see the truth within it.

They could be right next to you, unbeknownst to all.

They themselves sometimes forget that they are celestial beings.

It's possible that they exist in that manner.

She must have left this when she stopped by last time.

Is this really that stretchy?

In my entire life, my legs have never looked this long.

Look, Mr. Geum, it's so stretchy!

She's so cute.

Should I go with this? My OOTD (Outfit of the day).

Jeong Min told me,

girls these days can deal with an ugly man, but not one who's unfashionable.

But I don't know how to look cool.

What do you think?

Should I wear an all-black suit, just like you?

Today, I'm going to go with this one.

Why are you calling a quack doctor like me?

A quack?

Professor Lee, you're like Freud, Jung, Adler.

Professor Jeong, shut up.

Why did you call?

I'm in your lab, right now.

Are you paying rent there?

Wow, it's turned into a share house. It seems like you're there more than I am.

Don't be like that, just come quickly.

- Wait. - While I wait, can I check my e-mail on your tablet?

Since when did you ask my permission before using it? Use it, go ahead.

Okay.

Young Master's Secret Window Paper

by Jeom Soon the Tiger

Young Master's Secret Window Paper

The young master's heart was jumping thump-thump like a trout in season.

And that vibration was sent directly to the chore boy's fingertips

The dried yellow corvina, which was tied tightly by a twisted straw rope as if its tail were flapping,

looked as if it would immediately start moving, and the young master's shaking hand

and the rough and darkened hand of the chore boy met together for quite some time.

The young master jumped back in shock and said,

You lowly thing with such a sweaty smell.

BABEANS COFFEE Coffee and Brunch

The deer must've shed a lot of tears.

Huh?

I only ordered one Deer's Tears.

I'm very sorry but

can you please bring this one to Professor Jeong Yi Hyeon?

I ask this favor.

Alright.

When did you get here? Did you wait long?

No, I didn't even realize how much time passed because I was so busy reading this.

Young Master's Secret Window Paper

Ah, so you saw?

So, you didn't have insomnia last night?

This product, how should I say...

A forbidden love and the pressure of social morality.

It paints so realistically how these things affect human desire.

It's the creation of a modern erotic novel.

Because I've done research on this, it should be evaluated as having high academic value.

I bet you can.

One's subconscious erotic desires that can never become reality.

For those readers who are secretly about to burst with these desires. This novel is perfected suited for them.

I wanted to drink this, thank you.

- The grandma from the coffee truck next to the library asked me to give it to you. - Aish...

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Wait, you see her as a grandma?

She's an old grandma.

If I thoughtlessly keep it in the container, what is going to happen?

Ah, that gets on my nerves...

I hate holding onto other peoples' items because I don't want to be a nuisance to them.

So, that flower seduced the honey bee that you had a crush on?

Are they telling the truth?

This one says they had a crush first.

Stop it, Stop fighting.

All your hair's going to get pulled out.

That honeybee is just a loafer who skips out after taking the nectar anyway.

Why are you two fighting amongst yourselves?

Is she filming a monologue drama?

Since you two decided to live as friends, I have prepared a special gift for you.

What's going on? Is she having a conversation with plants?

Good job.

What in the world is she doing?

Miss Fairy!

- Mr. Geum! - Hello, I've come to buy coffee.

Glad you're here. What kind of coffee would you like?

I wonder if Kim Geum, that rascal,

doesn't see her as a grandma, either.

That strange expression.

Ecological form of mating of sexually excited goats.

Bio Story

He looks exactly like a horny goat.

Today, I'll try the Dark Water. Please give me a cup of Dark Water.

Dark Water?

Wait a moment, please. I'll quickly make it for you.

I think she had a very concerned expression though.

Miss Fairy, where did you learn how to make coffee?

It happened a very long time ago.

When I was in the celestial world,

I learned it directly from the Ethiopian exchange hermit Calvin-nim.

Ok Nam! You have the nose of a dog!

The coffee beans that you selected are really amazing!

Thumbs up!

Coffee was originally from Heaven. It was the drink of the gods, the favorite of celestial beings and gods.

The celestial beings were especially fond

of the coffee I made.

Wow, it's delicious!

This barista badge was given to me by Calvin-nim.

Wow, how cool.

But it's kind of strange to say that in the celestial world he is the coffee hermit with miraculous powers.

By the way, Miss Fairy, what are you doing this weekend?

I'm not sure. Miss Jo Bong Dae's café is closed as well, so I don't have anything particular to do.

Then, do you want to go watch a movie with me?

A motion picture?

Yes, exactly.

What's this guy saying?

I went once in Gyeryong but I couldn't enjoy it 'til the end because something came up.

This time, watch it comfortably.

Then, I will take you up on the offer.

Good. Then, I'll see you on Saturday.

Get home safely.

Heol...

Aigoo, are you going to seek refuge somewhere? What kind of man has so much luggage?

Are you going for a stroll along the stream? Should we go empty handed? We are on our way to Seoul.

When we get to Fairy Seon's place, everything is going to be there,

what kind of strength do you have that you're going to carry all of that?

If I'm going to sleep over there, I'm going to at least need a change of underwear.

As if we already weren't a burden enough, you're trying to burden her with your underwear, too?

Who said that I'm going to burden her with my underwear?

I'm even bringing soap so I can wash them!

Are you talking about soap?

As for a soap, it's one of the easy item you can rely on the fairy, but why do you stuff it into your pants

as if you have a bigger package than it actually is.

When did I stuff a thing in my pants?

How many damned boxes of underwear do you have in order to make the bag so stuffy like this?

Don't I need to pack some of food as well?

Don't you know very well that Fairy Seon will nag at her husband like thunder when hungry she is?

Whenever it happens, will you cook rice and eat? Anyway, this is none of my business

so you carry this on your head or back

or wherever. Just don't expect me to help you carry this.

No worries. How can "bird legs" like you have any strength?

I don't need your help. Just go to the salon to hurry Fairy Oh along.

Huh? Fairy Oh is not back yet?

It's already the hour of the dog, why is she stir-frying her hair instead of stir-frying food?

Wow, seriously...

If we ever went to Seoul twice, it would be a disaster.

Is that for Teacher Goo?

What do you mean?

This isn't for Teacher Goo?

This is a crane.

Sorry, but why a crane?

Cranes used to be embroidered on the official robes of civil servants.

Civil servant?

Your father was reborn into this world and became a scholar.

699 years ago, he used to wear shabby clothes only.

Since he's become a scholar in this world,

I want to show my happiness this way.

You're really going to give that t-shirt to Father?

Do it when I'm not here. Okay?

This is more shocking then the Ganghwa Island Treaty*. (Treaty between Japan and Joseon in 1876)

Anyway, I'll be back soon. I feel stuffy just being in the room.

Alright. Just be careful wherever you are and don't be late.

Yep. I got it.

I don't get any inspiration ever since I came to Seoul.

"Why, you lowly thing with such a stink of sweat."

In the life of writer Jeom Soon the Tiger...

Am I getting my first slump?

What the...!

I charged the battery for two hours and I can't use it for 10 minutes? How is this a notebook?

Quit this whole thing!

Where am I going to charge this then?

So annoying.

Jenny, if you're bringing some guy home tonight, tell me now.

Or I'm calling your boyfriend. Shit! She hangs up?

I'm going to expose what you're doing!

Aren't you Professor Lee Ham Sook?

Who are you?

You don't remember me?

I came to consult with you two years ago.

Oh. Yes.

But what brings you here?

I attend this school.

What are you doing now?

I'm sorry. I guess I totally forgot to turn it off.

I'm in a documentary producing club. I was sick for a while.

This world that is very competitive from the moment you're born. The mental stress causes to people.

I wanted to film those stories of becoming an adult.

But why did you come to see me?

You fixed me.

I'd love it even more if you would appear in my documentary.

Me?

Ripley Syndrome. Bipolar Z disorder.

Low self-esteem. Rejection Feeling. Excessive emotions.

Narcissistic.

Eom Gyeong Sool

Come to school lab Monday at lunch time. I'll help you with your documentary.

Did you eat lunch?

You're just coming now?

Seeing the smile and the humming...

I see you're all done with your report.

Yep. I finished yesterday.

I'm so jealous.

- I failed. - You can write it today though.

There's a department dinner for the entire biology team from professors to the assistants.

Can I finish before that? When I've only written two pages?

Assistants too?

This feeling, of having to go to the dinner where no handsome men are, on top of not having written the report.

If Assistant of Professor Kang imitates BTS Ji Min again, I'm going to kill him.

The court would release me for self-defense if they saw his dance.

Yeah, kill him.

Sunbae Geum. Professor Jeong said to come to the lab.

Now?

But his expression really wasn't good.

Did I do something wrong?

Your face tells the truth, that you've written less than half of the report.

A friend was dumped so he wanted me to stay with him.

I didn't sleep and drank with him.

Your friends ... By chance, not just their souls, but their looks are similar to you too?

Why do you guys keep getting dumped?

If you just take it all, you'll become like me.

I didn't sleep last night so I'm really sleepy.

Oh, this is Sunbae Geum's tumbler.

Did he leave it to give it to me?

- Did you call for me? - I sure did.

You!

Never mind.

Today's department dinner. Seating arrangement.

- You know there's a dinner tonight, right? - Yes.

We'll try to be as unnoticeable as possible and eat as much as possible and leave in the shortest time possible.

Professor. That makes you sound so cheap.

Hey. Do you want them to flip that expensive BBQ bill on us?

Isn't this a dinner that Professor Park called for?

That's why today is going to be an important day.

I'm going to confirm at the dinner that justice lives.

Maybe we can say the game of the thrones has started?

Game of the thrones?

Professor Park.

If he drinks the most alcohol even though he gives out the longest speech at the meeting.

He's notorious for eating the most food while others are drunk.

By that alone, he doesn't take the throne.

Park Joon Seong. Since the day he became a professor at Yiwon University

not once did he pay for the department dinner.

Really?

He and his assistant have a perfect team play.

They never once permitted a failure all this time.

- How did they ... - At the most crucial moment,

Professor Park would collapse and put his hand on Assistant Baek's shoulder.

These twos acting starts.

You've done the three-legged race at sports competitions, right?

I am confident if it's a sports competition.

Today's dinner is going into Yiwon University records.

We drag down Professor Park from the throne.

For that, first ...

We are going to sit at the spot farthest from Professor Park.

If Professor Park starts talking, it's at least two hours.

But do we really need this dinner?

Anyway. We sit at the furthest spot and watch his movements.

We put on the drunk act first, in order to flee.

There might be some assistants who might try to take my wallet from my pocket to settle the bill.

You, Kim Geum, take my wallet.

Hello, Professor. Why aren't you answering your cell?

- What happened? - Hurry. Gyeong Sik is acting strange.

- When did he start like this? - He's been like that since earlier.

He's writing one page of the report per minute.

Gyeong Sik. Oh Gyeong Sik.

Who just touched me? What can stop me now is a comma.

Only myself. Period. A new chapter report in Biology Department is being produced.

Open bracket. Oh Gyeong Sik. Close bracket. Oh Gyeong Sik in footnote. Born in Seoul in 1992.

This god-forsaking discussion paper. It sends you from heaven to hell.

What's wrong with Gyeong Sik? This is too scary.

Am I the only one in her right mind in this department?

- Why not me too? - But you talk to insects.

When did Gyeong Sik become like this though?

- Now that I think about it, I think it started when he drank the coffee you bought. - Coffee?

- Dark Water. - I'll try the Dark Water today.

Dark Water?

Just wait a bit. I'll make it quickly for you.

Miss Jo Bong Dae. What's the matter?

I sat up there too long, so I think I've got a bad disc.

- Disc? - It's a sad illness where there's a prolapse in the spine.

To gamers like me, carpal tunnel

and dry eye syndrome are common illnesses.

Then don't you need to rest?

Actually I think Baby Worm has a colonoscopy today.

I guess he got hemorrhoids from playing games all day.

Even when he goes pooping every two hours, he's so competitive about winning.

Anyway, we've got a ceasefire today.

- I'm going to rest up in the coffee truck. - Yes.

That's why I'm saying, you should rest today too.

No, I'm fine.

It's so small in here though.

Are you saying you're going to sit on my lap?

Well no ...

Fairy Seon, you haven't had a chance to tour the college since you got to Seoul, right?

Leave the café to me today and get some air into your nose.

Go with Jeom Soon, maybe.

Jeom Soon went out with the electronic book.

Electronic book?

Oh, you mean that notebook with keyboard.

At any rate, even if Jeom Soon isn't here, go alone.

Thank you.

To be honest, I wasn't trying to hear, but yesterday

I had a night-combat, so I was playing the game up there and ended up seeing you and Professor Jeong together.

How your heart must have hurt,

that he could not remember you after all those years you waited for him?

But don't despair too much. Love does not end in such a futile manner,

so don't lose hope... Hey!

Fairy Seon!

Seeing these young students is so nice.

I too once devoted myself to the pursuit of learning.

I told you to stop, please.

Oh, you girls!

Read your books. Seeing you girls play at the waterfall, I knew you were trouble.

Concentrate. Read your books.

Do you want to not see my face, starting tomorrow? I will switch you all out.

[How To Seduce a Woodcutter in A Few Days]

So my husband has become a scholar in a place like this.

He was of proper and selfless character.

He really was of heavenly character.

In any case, I think that the school where my husband studies is around here?

As I explained before, the prokaryotic cell does not have a nucleus or a nuclear membrane.

It has become monolithic DNA in structure. A cell organelle does not exist.

On the other hand, the eukaryotic cell...

...the eukaryotic cell does have a nucleus and nuclear membrane.

It has a double helix DNA structure and possesses a sub-unit called an organelle

which controls the natural environment of the cells.

So the prokaryotic cell, when below 1 micronmeter...

Oh, you startled me!

Will you please see me for a moment?

You even came to my lecture hall? Are you a Yiwon University student?

I came out to get some air, and I happened to walk by there, that is all.

Do you think my lecture hall is some place people come to to get some air?

Why on earth are you chasing me all the way from Gyeryong Mountain to my lecture hall?

Please buy some wood.

This person I used to know

would bring wood from the mountain and sell it at the market every day.

However, he did not possess business acumen, so he would return empty-handed every day.

Please buy some wood.

But this person met a good world,

and became a scholar who does not need business acumen and is educating his pupils.

You're not saying that person is me, by any chance?

I never said that.

But since I am here, I have something to give you.

Ah, what is this now...

If this is a gift, I can't accept it.

First, there is the Anti-Bribery and Graft act (Kim Young-Ran Act). I could be prosecuted for accepting gifts from students.

And I am someone who hates receiving gifts from anyone.

I am not a student and this isn't something like that.

It's just some clothes which I embroidered.

If you open this, you will know what it means, and that will be embarrassing for me.

So I would like it if you open it later.

Oh, really...

Since I am busy, I'll be going now...

Excuse me?

This isn't "Lee Gyeong-Gyu's Hidden Camera," is it?

A day in the celestial world is a year in the life of a human.

I did live for 699 years

but it is the same as a trip that lasts 699 days.

So I cannot say that the years I waited for you was too long.

You can come to me slowly.

I am but just one step away from you.

Hello?

The department office?

All right.

Jeong Min, the department office called. They want you to bring the report that you prepared.

I cannot go.

You still have not finished your report?

Did you say it was "Dark Water?"

Why? You're going to go and drink it, too?

You go! To the department office.

- Did you just get flogged with a stick? - Huh?

Your hairdo is the same as the sinner with grave sin.

Ah... isn't the Barista Grandma here?

She has the day off. Just drink my coffee today.

Can you give me Dark Water?

Dark Water?

If you can't, I'll just go.

Isn't all coffee dark water?

No, I mean that specialty coffee that the Barista Grandma makes.

If you can't, I'll just go.

So you really need to drink that Dark Water?

Yes, I must have that Dark Water.

So not Black Water, and not Inky Water

but Dark Water, right?

Yes.

All right, wait here.

Gyeryong Station

Is it alright for us to just come here without any preparation?

We did prepare, what are you talking about?

I told you, just take the Pigeon Line and we'll be there right away.

Is something stuck in your ears?

What is the Pigeon Line?

It's a train. You know what a train is, right?

Of course, I do.

Stop saying nonsense and look for the Pigeon Line. If we take that, we'll get to Seoul soon, right?

Yes, you are right.

Excuse me, Sir?

Where can we catch the Pigeon Line?

Pigeon Line?

Aigoo, that doesn't exist.

What? What are you saying?

It disappeared into history.

But where are you going?

Can't you tell with one look?

We are going to Seoul.

Oh, Seoul. Well, the KTX (Korea Train Express) stops here.

So take that, and you will get there soon.

Kate... huh?

You go over there and buy a ticket

and you just go to the platform.

What shall we do?

Teacher Goo, have you broken up with the train as well?

The Pigeon Line has disappeared into history, he said.

What are you saying? Want to have a go at it?

Are you challenging me?

Stop it. We'll take the KT or whatever and go see Fairy Seon. No need for this here.

Come this way.

We have to stand in line here.

This coffee shop owner!

She said this was Dark Water, but she just gave me the bitter herbal medicine coffee that she always makes.

I am really ruined now. Ruined.

That is Jeom Soon's backpack.

Excuse me? Hey?

Excuse me?

I called you, didn't you hear me?

I didn't.

That backpack, is that yours?

Yes, why?

Please excuse me, but may I take a look?

If you know that it's discourteous, why are you doing it? I don't want to.

What a strange ahjussi.

Won't you stop right here?

What? Those are Jeom Soon's sausages.

Why do you have Jeom Soon's backpack with Jeom Soon's sausages in it? Who are you?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Where is Jeom Soon? Did you treat her poorly because she is a cat?

Where did you throw her away? Where is she?

I said you are wrong!

Did she poop?

Where did you throw Jeom Soon away? Tell me now.

Ah, really!

It would have been better if you just left when I told you I didn't do anything.

How about if you just told me that you are Jeom Soon, instead?

Who would believe that? That I turn into a person and then a cat?

No matter what, violence is not okay, Jeom Soon...

Oh, my bleeding won't stop.

I'm sorry.

I am sorry, too.

Why are you sorry?

Because I didn't help you have trust in me.

If I had, you would have told me confidently that you are Jeom Soon.

No, you didn't do anything wrong.

I feel so good being able to tell you my secret, even now.

Let's not have anymore secrets, okay?

Well, there are some small ones left, but I'll tell you about those later.

All right.

But you are really strong, for a cat.

Wi-fi is working well for you?

Yes, thanks to you, Ahjussi.

But my notebook computer is very old, so it is hard to do my work.

Right. I thought you had stacked three notebook computers together.

I'm going to get paid for my part-time work soon. I'll buy you a new notebook.

You're writing such great works, you should use a good notebook computer.

I don't know if my work is great.

But when we went to your place last time, you "smelled" very frugal.

So you should not spend such a large amount on me.

Jeom Soon, you were raised well, weren't you?

It's alright. I don't really have many reasons to spend money.

So I can buy you a new notebook computer.

Did I smell that cheap, though?

Well, you didn't smell like a millionaire, in any case.

- Are you all right? - Yeah.

I'm all right.

But why are train tickets so expensive?

It's supposed to be a speed train, they said.

It's going.

Maybe we could even eat dinner with Fairy Seon tonight.

When we go to Seoul, it is full of my friends.

In between every building, you will not find any place without my friends.

So when we arrive in Seoul, I will take you right to a great restaurant

so enjoy a good sleep on the train.

That sounds good. We will just follow your lead in Seoul, Teacher Goo.

That's right.

Relax, okay?

To Naju - Mokpo (the direction opposite of Seoul)

Where have you been all day?

Just looking around the school.

Mom went to see the school, too. The school is indeed very large.

We didn't even run into each other.

But I saw Ahjussi Kim Geum again at that huge school.

You must have a deep connection with him. Did you greet him properly?

Our relationship is not that formal, where we exchange greetings like that.

Tomorrow the café is closed, so I will be going to see a motion picture with Teacher Geum.

Would you like to go with us?

Motion picture? You mean, a movie?

(50 years ago ) Never mind about loving me.

You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory

and I love you. Kiss me.

Kiss me.

You're a lowdown Commie bastard!

Will it be difficult for you, as usual?

I don't know. I want to go, but what if I transform into a tiger again?

These days, my blood runs hot even when I sneeze.

And today, my tail suddenly appeared, so I was really panicked.

Where is Jeom Soon?

I told you, I'm not.

All you have to do is to stop eating meat. Do you mean you can't stop?

You don't have to eat only mugwort and garlic like before. Just don't eat meat.

Whatever. I am trying hard to decrease my intake.

In any case, I thought of all the beef jerky I left back in Gyeryong.

When I was hiding it, I feel like Ahjussi Park Sin Seon saw me, so I am worried.

Mom, can you send him a letter asking him to not eat my beef jerky?

Now that I think about it, I haven't contacted the Gyeryong Taoist hermits at all. They will be worried.

I must write a letter today and let them know we are well, for sure.

Our train will arrive at Songjeong station in Gwangju shortly.

The exit door is on the left side.

Tastes good.

Even on the grill over the fire there's a morality of food.

To not steal the meat that someone else has been grilling, isn't that the unspoken promise of the meat-eater?

What's worse, it's my grilled that pork with special care ...

I am the only son through four generations. So I've never grilled pork before.

so I am not good at grilling meat.

Then you should not eat any.

Since the professor cannot attract research funding, the researchers are hungry.

Teaching Assistants, please eat a lot.

Water. Not soju, water.

Water?

Look here, Professor Jeong.

Next week I hear our department is going to be covered in "By Wide" and

they seem to want you to appear.

No, thank you. You know that that news show presents their stories only for entertainment purpose, and without sincerity.

You can supply the sincerity yourself.

They seem to need your visuals.

Hey, Teaching Assistants. It looks like a face like Professor Jeong's is popular these days?

- Yes, that is true. - Yes, that is true.

These days, they even care about the face of scientists.

Have you been to the coffee shop next to the library lately?

Yes, it's caused quite a commotion among the students.

The coffee taste has improved.

The new grandma barista must be very skilled.

But the really funny thing

is that the grandma says that she is a fairy.

- A fairy? - I heard that, too.

I heard that she gave Kim Joong Gi an old-fashioned brass coin as change.

Brass coin?

Isn't that a coin which isn't even in circulation?

Maybe she has dementia?

Or Ripley syndrome?

Eyyy. Eat.

Teaching Assistants!

- Yes? - Yes?

Just drink your soju please.

Yes, Professor.

So handsome...

The Seoul air is nice.

- Gi Joon! - Oh my, who is this?

I am so happy to see you.

Yes, it's been a long time.

Have you eaten? If you haven't, shall we go eat?

What time is it?

I've eaten, so don't worry.

What is that? That doesn't sound like Seoul accent.

Is it just my ears?

Oh, Park Shin Seon, there are so many people in Seoul.

Seoul is where all sorts of people gather.

Is that so?

If you are ignorant, just keep quiet. The Seoul sky is so great.

Imagine that even I am in Seoul now.

Mokpo Station (about 311 km away from Seoul)

So because biology has a more cumulative character than physics,

isn't that the basis of the criticism saying that there is no paradigm shift in biology?

I, Park Joon Seong, will speak now.

The way of thinking itself, which relies on prestigious rich important people ,

can't be justified even through any logic.

Whenever he drinks, it's "Park Joon Seong, Park Joon Seong..."

I, Park Joon Seong, speak again.

His original name is Park Choon Seong

but after changing his name, he keeps saying his own name all the time.

But he looks physically like a Park Choon Seong.

I, Jeong Yi Hyeon, will speak now.

I can't delude people

that untested propositions are close to the truth.

He said to eat as fast as possible and leave.

Hey, give up. If taking up mathematical logic is about to come out now, it will be at least two hours.

In order to look after these oldsters, at least eat some more protein.

- You can't do that here. - I think I will throw up right this moment.

Look at this. Did we succeed?

I think we did.

You punk, good job.

Hey, Kim Geum, you punk. You should not do this to me.

Yes, I won't.

Again, without meaning it, punk.

Why did you bring me to your home for Chuseok and make me suffer?

If I hadn't gone with you then, nothing would have happened.

Did I look so pitiful?

That I have nowhere to go on Chuseok?

What are you saying?

I, Jeong Yi Hyeon, will speak.

I really hate being treated like I am pitiful.

Are you all right? Should I buy you some water?

Hold on...

Where is my cell phone?

Your phone isn't here, Professor.

Mine is gone, too.

I think we left it back at Honey Pig's restaurant.

I will go and fetch our phones.

You must not go there.

If you go there, Park Joon Seong will be waiting for you.

We can't film "Game of Thrones, Season 2" without a screenplay.

I will go by myself. Would they really ask a Teaching Assistant like me to pay for everything?

Professor, stay here and be good, okay?

This bench is coming up to my face.

Hello Mr. Bench...

He said you would come, and you really did.

Here. I gave you an $8 discount, so please pay me $520.

Me?

Why, do you want to pay the $8 also?

The small hand missing a pinky finger.

Her hair, tangled by the wind.

That small girl sitting by the grave.

Jeom Soon...

Compatibility.

Mom. Mom!

Jeom Soon, what is this... ?

He was dying, so I brought him here.

Jeom Soon...

I am sorry...

That I made you grow up without a father...

Husband.

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I, Jeong Yi Hyeon, am the very incarnation of logic, possessing cold rationality.

Something is happening in front of my eyes which has no rational explanation.

Put it down now.

Are you a middle school female student? Wearing matching flower pins in your hair?

You two have gone crazy

or what?

I you go there and become excited and become a tiger, what will you do?

Excuse me? Excuse me?

Husb...

I felt as if I was facing someone I knew from a long time ago.

I am not a fairy.

If celestial beings like us tell lies, our entire body suffers pain and we have to lie down until we die.

Jeom Soon's Only Outfit Outfit Of The Day is changed.

Before

After

But I don't see Jeom Soon anywhere.

I even brought sausages for Jeom Soon.

Teacher Jo Bong Dae, Teacher Jo Bong Dae.

Wouldn't it be easier for you to climb up here as a cat?

It's not something that is up me, though.

But what is it?

This isn't something for you to eat.

It's not that. I don't have any wi-fi in our room.

Why do you need wi-fi?

- There is a reason. - So what do you want me to do?

I have a feeling that you have unlimited data on your phone.

So if you let me use your phone as a hotspot, I think I can upload my story.

When I use my phone as a hotspot, it drains my battery, so no.

And you don't have to ask me. Isn't this a school?

Wi-fi zones are everywhere.

Try this building first.

All right.

But will you go like that?

My clothes are a bit... right?

Hey. I think I saw someone wearing that at the time of the Gangwha Treaty.

But this is all I have.

You are quite high-maintenance.

Thank you!

Don't come back.