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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,250 Well, you're all here? Good. 2 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,625 This is Los Angeles, the City of Angels, 3 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,000 cradle of the American dream. 4 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,791 The city that never sleeps, 5 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,750 a wealth of movies, music and business. 6 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,958 An Italian-American lives here, George Di Spirito. 7 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,875 A man of success with an enviable lifestyle. 8 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:04,458 Yet, something is missing in that apparently perfect life. 9 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,416 Here we are! 10 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,958 -Fast. -Your bags… 11 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:31,375 Thank you, thank you. 12 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,833 And two. 13 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,791 -My good man, how much? -48 euros. 14 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:39,000 -Pay by credit card? -Yes, pay. 15 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:42,625 -No, a credit card's okay payment? -Okay payment. 16 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:45,708 No credit card! I'll bop over to the ATM… 17 00:01:45,791 --> 00:01:48,333 Hey, Skinhead, you don't get it. 18 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:50,625 -I want my money. -So, no trust. 19 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:51,666 Sure do! 20 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,875 Here's a Rolex, as collateral… Nice huh? 21 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:58,333 Pa tried that with Gramps, he didn't fall for it. 22 00:01:58,416 --> 00:02:02,125 -Give me my money! -Flat broke, I'll go get some. 23 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,750 -Give me this bracelet. -Not this! 24 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,750 -I'll hit you. -Okay, here. 25 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:10,166 -Good. -I won't wear it on a belt anyway. 26 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,041 All paid up, see ya. 27 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,916 -My change? -A tip. 28 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,125 Hey! 29 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,958 It always works. 30 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:50,541 Good morning, dear, you came home too late last night. 31 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,250 You know I have to be in bed by 9:00! 32 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:57,791 I hope your meeting was profitable. 33 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:01,208 Our neighbors bought a private plane. 34 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,291 When do we? 35 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:07,083 I know I bet on a winning horse! 36 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,958 No kiss before you leave, 37 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,458 the doctor says interrupting my sleep, 38 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,083 is harmful to my skin. 39 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:24,500 Don't rip up my messages! 40 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,875 Kiss kiss. 41 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:35,458 Sorry. 42 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:40,416 First flight to anywhere. 43 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,416 The first flight is to Romania. 44 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,708 Perfect, a wicked place! 45 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,708 Wicked… Dracula… 46 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:49,000 You don't get it. 47 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,875 There's another flight, to Los Angeles. 48 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:55,708 Great! And my name's Angelo. 49 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:59,541 Too late, we can't load the bags in time. 50 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,083 Bags? I don't have any bags. 51 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,500 What's that then? 52 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,458 Not mine, it's his, the Kraut's. 53 00:04:06,541 --> 00:04:08,666 Pick up your "rucksacken"! 54 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,416 Confirmed for Los Angeles? 55 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:14,333 -Surname? -Meaning? 56 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:18,083 -Angelo, surname? -Right… 57 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:22,333 Put… Lupino, Goffredo Lupino. 58 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,625 May I have your document? 59 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:28,791 My documents, yes. I said Angelo, because it's my stage name. 60 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,708 I'm a musician, metal music, 61 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:35,083 maybe you know our group the "Metal Detector". 62 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,250 Airport music… 63 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,708 Get that belt off… 64 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,916 YOUR BEARINGS FOR INVESTMENT 65 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,083 -Here. -Thank you. 66 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:51,875 Smile! You work at an airport, if you can't tell when I'm winging it… 67 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,875 -Enjoy your flight. -How'll she get a husband? 68 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,125 Have you seen this man? 69 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:22,250 Wait… yes, he was dressed like a headbanger. 70 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,083 At the gate for US flights. 71 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,166 Ok, let's go! 72 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,333 -What's he done? -Everything! 73 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,625 Of course, it's confirmed. 74 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:51,041 Mr. Texas dines with me on Saturday. 75 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,375 How long have I been handling your affairs? 76 00:05:54,458 --> 00:06:00,000 Relax, it will be the decade's biggest Italy/US joint venture. 77 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,833 I know he's a tough nut to crack. 78 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:08,541 You know him, tell me his tastes, what he eats. 79 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,583 Perfect, I'll deal with it. 80 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:14,500 Don't worry, bye. 81 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,833 Alyssa? 82 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,875 Organize a Japanese lunch at my home for Saturday. 83 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:23,125 -Sushi for the Texan. -Do it nice. 84 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,041 -Excellent level. -Ok. 85 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:44,416 Next month I have an appointment at the Beverly Hills Beauty Center 86 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,625 with the specialist who works miracles. 87 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,875 Isn't booking done a year ahead? 88 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:51,291 That's what I did. 89 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:01,333 -What is it? -Oh, my God! 90 00:07:01,416 --> 00:07:03,458 -See it? -Where? 91 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:05,333 Does it show? 92 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:07,041 -What? -A stretch mark. 93 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,750 What? It's just some flab. 94 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:12,583 Flab… Oh, God! 95 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,500 Just think, Giorgio would like to have children. 96 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,916 Imagine the stretch marks then! 97 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,833 No! Damn! 98 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,833 What else now? 99 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,375 What else… 100 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,458 MY EX-WIFE 101 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,375 Hello, love! 102 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,666 Who's love? It's Angelo. 103 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:07,791 We've been divorced for six months, I can't call you love? 104 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,208 Sorry if I call you love! 105 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:14,125 I know I owe you that money, in fact, I called you… 106 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,416 I'm in Los Angeles for work. 107 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,416 I'm calling to know 108 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,541 if you could send me a tiny sum… Hello? 109 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:27,541 She hung up! She pisses me off! 110 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,333 How I miss you! 111 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:19,583 "Your bearings for investment". 112 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:20,958 Don't I wish! 113 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:24,458 What can I invest? My mother-in-law. 114 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:36,000 Investing is better than being invested. 115 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,875 Let's procure a room. 116 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:57,500 SEVERAL HOURS AND MANY HOTELS LATER 117 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,000 Hands off me! 118 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,625 Hands off! 119 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,000 America, is this any way to treat an Italian? 120 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,000 You owe everything to us! 121 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:15,166 If Columbus' navigator hadn't balled-up that day, 122 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:19,791 you'd still be hunting wild boar with peashooters. 123 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,291 He hit me! 124 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,458 How! 125 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,833 Now where? 126 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:44,583 Americans… Just born the other day! 127 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,833 It's even chilly. 128 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:55,333 Life's rough for you too, huh? 129 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,875 Hi, bad day, huh? 130 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:09,333 Could I take advantage… 131 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:16,291 You pigged-out, huh? A barbeque… 132 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:21,041 Okay, if there's a vacant room… 133 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,916 Who can I talk to? 134 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,208 Are you the concierge? 135 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:37,291 Speak now or hold your peace, I'm moving in. 136 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,916 Just so we don't share a bathroom. 137 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,708 The pillow, a goose-down pipe. 138 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,041 Who'd have guessed. 139 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:56,333 My first night in Los Angeles in a 15-billion-star hotel. 140 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:01,500 I'll go over some language, it's important. 141 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,541 Done. 142 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:08,708 Glasses. 143 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,541 Window. 144 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,250 Cats. 145 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,208 What, "cats"? 146 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:24,333 So, when you're rippin', you can say: 147 00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:26,333 "You've 'cat' to be 'kitting' me!" 148 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:38,208 Don't eat all the sheep, or I can't sleep. 149 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,375 Good grief! 150 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,750 It doesn't even warm you up. 151 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,416 If it was The Daily Sun… 152 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,000 Who is it? 153 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,208 "Dad"? I'm alive, not dead. 154 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,291 Let me sleep. 155 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,791 The one in the picture is dead, not me. 156 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,125 Your "Pop". 157 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,000 The Pope's dead? 158 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,375 He seemed so well. 159 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,583 That's not the Pope. 160 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,000 I don't understand, I'm on lesson one. 161 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:14,583 There are three. 162 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,000 Father. 163 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:23,375 "Dad", like "father", not "dead". 164 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,500 This isn't my father. 165 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,708 Give it to me. 166 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:36,208 "Mr. Di Spirito, 50 million dollars". 167 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,625 He's my father! 168 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,416 This is my father, you're a genius. 169 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,833 Genius, he's my father. 170 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,791 I found him, you're a genius. 171 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,000 May Jesus bless you. 172 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,333 Let me hug you, I've found my father. 173 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:08,583 Are you 'kitting' me? I said "genius", I said "thank you", what more do you want? 174 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,666 You take this, I'll take this other. 175 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,833 I "urgent" clothes, 176 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:23,125 you give me suit, I give you glasses, Made in Italy. 177 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,416 How do you say that? 178 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,708 Good, classy glasses, want them? 179 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,625 If I had money, I wouldn't be here. 180 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,416 If you give me a suit, I'll give you these classy glasses 181 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,250 and this watch, solid gold. 182 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,250 Not even fake solid gold. 183 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,250 I can't stand this anymore. 184 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,708 I give you glasses, watch and bracelet. 185 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:54,125 I even give a high-fashion shirt, it's a "quasi equal". 186 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,166 -Diseugual. -If it's an original! 187 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,666 A "quasi equal" at the market. 188 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,291 Never mind, okay or not? 189 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,708 Always money, I don't have any! 190 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,458 What can I give you? 191 00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:10,791 What are you looking at? 192 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,916 There! 193 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:18,000 You're sharp! The only good thing I have. 194 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,625 And me, bare-foot? 195 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,708 "Don Warry", must be a Mafia boss. 196 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,750 I'm not going to the moon. 197 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,666 It was a nice funeral. 198 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,166 Your father would have been happy. 199 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,833 Darling! 200 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,500 Okay, your dad's dead and we're all sad, 201 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,375 but let's look at the positive side. 202 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,125 We're rich! 203 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,916 Give me a nice smile for all those millions. 204 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,083 Know what? 205 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,833 We'll buy a mansion in Hawaii. What do you think? 206 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,708 And then that diamond. 207 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:28,000 Not for me, a diamond is an excellent investment. 208 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,083 And then a yacht. 209 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,958 How can we live without a yacht! 210 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:39,250 -Dad said money… -Never made anyone rich. 211 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,625 I'm going to my room, kiss kiss. 212 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,666 Won't you stay a while? 213 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,166 What for? 214 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,416 I need my afternoon facial. 215 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:06,416 I can't take this anymore! 216 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,875 Damned shoes, I feel like Tin Man. 217 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,583 Hello… 218 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:26,250 I'm looking for my brother, I'm my brother's brother. 219 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,666 -Who? -She doesn't understand. 220 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,375 Read my lips. 221 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:33,416 I'm George's brother. 222 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,958 Brother! 223 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,666 Sorry, sir. 224 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,333 If you open I can… if not, I can't. 225 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,541 Thank you. 226 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,958 Her head's a muddle! 227 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,500 If I speak Italian, you understand? 228 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,083 -I studied in Rome. -Then say so! 229 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,583 Mom, mine, 230 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,625 told me about you only after Dad died. 231 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:18,250 So, here I am, to meet the brother I never knew. 232 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,208 Let me hug you. 233 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,416 Sorry. 234 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:28,083 -What did he say? -Leave, do you understand that? 235 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,833 -I have no brothers. -He doesn't believe me. 236 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:35,333 Look, how can you say I'm not your brother? 237 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,666 We're just alike, let me hug you. 238 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,458 Stop right there! 239 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:44,750 Your brother looks more like your father than you do. 240 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,625 Right, even they say so. 241 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,666 Let me hu… 242 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,916 Mind your own business! 243 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,041 Out! 244 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,458 Hands off me, how dare you? 245 00:20:57,541 --> 00:21:00,666 What's your problem? Think I'm here for the inheritance? 246 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:05,000 I don't want your money, just to embrace my brother. 247 00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:06,416 Let me hug you. 248 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,416 All we need is Avatar! 249 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:16,666 He says he's my brother, he's probably a nutcase. 250 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,125 I'm your brother. I… 251 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,833 -Does she understand Italian? -I studied in Rome. 252 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:29,166 Are here schools all used up? 253 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:33,583 A pleasure, I'm Angelo, George's stepbrother, 254 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,083 so you're my sister-in-law, let me hug you. 255 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:40,708 What's he want? Do something, call security. 256 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:43,833 Right, you just stand there… No security! 257 00:21:43,916 --> 00:21:46,083 -Let go! -Mrs. Smurf… 258 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:53,125 Never try to stop me again when I'm doing something, clear? 259 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,458 Yeah… 260 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,583 -What is it? -A loudspeaker. 261 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,875 Like a provolone! 262 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,875 -Out! -I'm leaving. 263 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:12,500 I'll take a couple of jewels… mine, I'd never think of stealing 264 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,916 in my brother's house. 265 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,208 Ma'am… outta the way. 266 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,166 Ciao, Dad. 267 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,791 Get those sausage fingers off, I don't need a tow truck. 268 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:29,833 Ciao, brother. 269 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,916 Stay out of this, it's a bad day. 270 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,708 DAD'S WATCHING YOU FROM ABOVE 271 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:16,166 DAD'S WATCHING YOU FROM ABOVE AND HE'S NOT HAPPY 272 00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:25,166 -What's going on? -You've been to the dentist! 273 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,833 No, what's going on here? 274 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:29,916 I'm telling everybody who my brother is. 275 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,875 -He's the guy asking you to get in! -I can get in? 276 00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,750 Wow! Hold this, do something for once. 277 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:41,916 Just a minute! 278 00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:45,208 Get in, you idiot. 279 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:53,583 It's not the Grand Hotel, but better than cardboard. 280 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,291 Mr. George said just one night. 281 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:58,375 -Maxilla… -Manila. 282 00:23:58,458 --> 00:23:59,791 Maxilla, massive jaw matches the rest! 283 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:02,875 For just one night I'll make my own bed. 284 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:07,208 -The gardener used to sleep here. -Now I do. 285 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,416 Miguel! 286 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,916 Miguel? 287 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:15,250 You'd get soused with the gardener? 288 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,583 He was so handsome. 289 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,750 Was? You crushed him? 290 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:23,000 -No, he left. -I believe it! 291 00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:26,375 You leave too, you're not paid to make love to the gardener, 292 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,208 especially during work hours. 293 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:32,291 And I'm not the gardener, go to bed. 294 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,041 Go on! 295 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,000 Go to bed! 296 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:55,041 -Are you out of your mind? -The neighbors came! 297 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,500 Another five minutes, and so would journalists. 298 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:01,208 He's crazy and you're not very normal either. 299 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,083 It's just for a night. 300 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:06,166 Why host a perfect stranger? 301 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,791 I'll handle it in the morning. 302 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,750 -Night. -Kiss kiss. 303 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:15,000 Kiss kiss. 304 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,041 MY EX-WIFE 305 00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:26,375 All I need is the hyena. 306 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:30,208 Hello? Calling at this hour? 307 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,625 It's morning there… 308 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,791 Want the money? Let me work. 309 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:40,166 There's big business at hand, an inheritance. 310 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:45,000 No one died, except the gardener. 311 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:50,125 I'll explain, I read in the paper… 312 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,666 She makes me so mad! 313 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:56,250 What's your contract? "Charge up and Hang up"? 314 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,958 Vibration and good night. 315 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,166 This vibration is too strong. 316 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,458 -Oh God! -Can I do something for you? 317 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,333 What's on your head? 318 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,583 Especially, what the fuck are you wearing? 319 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:19,833 Go to bed. 320 00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:21,416 -You're sure? -I'm sure. 321 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,208 Set sail and beach in your room. 322 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,166 Go on, good night. 323 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:31,583 With those square-meters, your name's bound to be a capital city! 324 00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:33,833 -Manila! -You called? 325 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:37,416 Sleep! Put the jaguar to rest. 326 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,416 How much do you want to go to the devil? 327 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:53,083 You have to leave, right now. 328 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,291 You don't understand, 329 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:58,958 I don't want your money, I want to be with my brother. 330 00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,833 -Let me hug you. -Don't touch me. 331 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:05,916 -I have no brothers. -How can you be sure? 332 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,541 Sorry, but Dad's death has put a hole in my stomach. 333 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:15,875 Listen, there's an important meeting here today, 334 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:20,000 a Texan's coming to wind up a very big deal. 335 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,125 It's about the purchase… Forget it! 336 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,708 Who asked? Want some? 337 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:28,500 Listen! Stay hidden and quiet. 338 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:31,750 When the Texan leaves, we'll decide what to do. 339 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,083 Got that? 340 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:37,541 -I mustn't see you. -I'll stand behind Manila. 341 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:41,125 I mean it, hidden and quiet, promise? 342 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,750 Promise? 343 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,208 You shouldn't be ashamed of your brother. 344 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:48,916 -So, you're out now. -So, I'll stay hidden, want some? 345 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:50,833 Hello! 346 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:54,750 Is this a Minions invasion? 347 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,666 This is the food for the meeting? 348 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,916 Okay, I understand! 349 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:04,083 I understand! How do you stop them? 350 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,458 You too? 351 00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:09,750 You give a Texan stuff that's still alive? 352 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,375 What's this? 353 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,041 It's Skifidol Slime? 354 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,500 It's going to be tough. 355 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:06,416 -Very tough. -Don't worry. 356 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:19,458 -I'm dying of hunger. -You speak Italian! 357 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:25,583 I'm learning, it's always best to know one's friends. 358 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,250 Or one's adversaries. 359 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,208 I had something special made for you. 360 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:35,875 You did? 361 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,625 Here I am! 362 00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:45,000 Specialty of the house: pasta bucatini amatriciana. 363 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:49,375 Repeat: bucatini amatriciana. 364 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:50,625 My job. 365 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,875 Pass this to your wife. 366 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,291 That's another dish entirely… 367 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:04,416 Didn't you say Japanese? 368 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:12,750 Why do they do this? Because they have stomachaches. 369 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,125 He got it. 370 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,458 Okay… 371 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:21,625 Maybe. 372 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,291 Good for you! 373 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,708 I'm not catchin' a snooze in the kitchen. 374 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,083 Go, sir. 375 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:37,208 Your hat on the table, hayseed! 376 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,208 Perfect, first course done! 377 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:47,083 You're eating pasta Shanghai? 378 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,750 Look how they gobble it up! 379 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,458 It's good? Good, huh? 380 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:54,500 Just right…. 381 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,708 What do you know about food! 382 00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:00,208 You eat mushy rice, rolled in carbon paper. 383 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,541 That's sushi… but you didn't understand. 384 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:07,125 Have you thought about wine? 385 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:12,833 -Grappa? -No, sake. 386 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:15,875 -Sake! -For heaven's sake! 387 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,583 Smell. 388 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,375 This is battery acid, the Texan can't drink this. 389 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,416 We need a vintage wine. 390 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,041 Here, Manila! 391 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,166 Corkscrew, hurry. 392 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:40,625 Here, ladies and gentlemen, Italian wine. 393 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,541 Dry and fruitful, especially for the one who sold it. 394 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:46,666 -It bore fruit for 200 dollars. -Shut up! 395 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,125 You're a chump. 396 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,666 There you are, a little bit. 397 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,958 Pass this to the ladies. 398 00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,083 I'm surprised at you. 399 00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:00,458 Wine must be de-chanté. 400 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:02,708 Two, three swirls… 401 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:14,833 Excellent! Where did you find this incredible man? 402 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:20,583 -He's a relative from Italy. -I'm his stepbrother. 403 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:25,500 A pleasure, Angelo. 404 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:29,083 -You resemble one another. -Not really… 405 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,375 Even the Texas Ranger says so! 406 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,625 Two peas in a pod! 407 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:36,041 Actually, two round, shiny peas. 408 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,541 -What did he say? -Drink with us. 409 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:46,000 I can't, not while working. 410 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:49,333 I guess you came for the funeral. 411 00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,666 How long will you stay? 412 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,375 My sister-in-law doesn't want me to stay. 413 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:57,166 What? Silly man! 414 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,416 He's joking! 415 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,750 You wanted to stay just two days, 416 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:06,500 but I know it would please George, 417 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:08,708 so I asked you to stay… 418 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:12,541 two weeks. 419 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,375 Two weeks! 420 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,041 Listen, it's important for brothers 421 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:20,791 to be together at moments like these. 422 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,666 I was alone when my father died. 423 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,166 Very hard. 424 00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:30,916 -To the family. -To the family. 425 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,333 To yours, I'm not drinking. 426 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:37,583 Since you even told Texas, 427 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,500 I'll be staying another two weeks. 428 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:44,000 I'll go do the fish in salt crust on a cot of salad. 429 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,250 -We say "bed". -I just have two leaves, it's a cot. 430 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:51,333 Excuse me. May I speak to you? 431 00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:53,375 Think of the family! 432 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,791 You're hurting me! 433 00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:59,583 You promised me to stay hidden. 434 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,750 -Aren't you happy? -Quiet! 435 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:05,833 Aren't you happy? The pasta was good, now Texas has warmed up. 436 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:08,375 In fact it wasn't bad, thank you. 437 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,625 -Let me hug you. -Stop! 438 00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:13,916 I must close this deal. 439 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,083 If it blows, I'm out a pile of money. 440 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:21,791 If you want it in port, don't make fun of Texas. 441 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:25,583 -Leave it to me, it's my job. -Don't underestimate his babe. 442 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:28,791 -The assistant? -No assistant, she participates! 443 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:31,208 -Get lost! -Trust me! 444 00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:32,833 Disappear! 445 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:36,625 Smile, you're sadder than a bowl of pudding! 446 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,750 Get lost! 447 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,125 George! 448 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,416 -The Führer's calling! -George! 449 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,041 Whiskey, have you been drinking? 450 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:53,250 Don't drive now or the police will dog you. 451 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:58,833 This is the outlook for the next five years. 452 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:10,541 Our proposal is for 10% of the investment. 453 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:15,083 We won't take less than 25% into consideration. 454 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:41,208 I speak in the interests of my client, 455 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:44,875 but I guarantee it's an excellent move, especially in the long run. 456 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,416 BUY GLASSES 457 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:52,291 Besides the shares, we offer you a 15% advance 458 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,625 and 3% of the net profits. 459 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,000 Giorgio… 460 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,083 we have an agreement. 461 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:26,791 Giorgio, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 462 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,958 Excellent lunch, gimme five. 463 00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:48,500 A little thought for you. 464 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,625 Very kind. 465 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,958 -What did you give him? -The secret recipe for bucatini. 466 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,000 Are you a nitwit? 467 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:09,250 He's a billionaire, he's missing an essential ingredient: hunger! 468 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:15,041 -Thank you, for earlier. -If we don't help one another… 469 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:17,458 By the way, what were you miming to me? 470 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:20,375 An eye on Miss Brandy, 471 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:22,583 she smolders and smokes. 472 00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,833 She'll make him jump the contract. 473 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,666 Why, what did you understand? 474 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,208 A fly flew in my eye and it swelled up, 475 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:33,833 I drank some water to take a pill. 476 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,833 When did you ever see such a big pill? 477 00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,166 And when I did this? 478 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,666 You couldn't find the pill, you used a suppository. 479 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:03,125 Yes? 480 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,791 Thank you for your help, that's the door, you can go. 481 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:13,666 But at lunch you said I could stay two weeks. 482 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,291 You did, actually. 483 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:18,833 I don't believe a word of what you say 484 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:22,958 and all the brotherhood crap so… Manila! 485 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:28,125 Take him to the gate. 486 00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:33,750 But he helped close an important contract. 487 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:37,083 And we have no gardener. 488 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:42,000 True, we're short of personnel, it's okay with me. 489 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,875 You're hired. 490 00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:55,958 In effect, you contributed to increasing the family income. 491 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,083 Fine, would you like to stay? 492 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,916 You have to earn it. 493 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,166 Manila show him all there is to do. 494 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:07,166 -Come with me. -Now, right now? 495 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:10,875 24 hours a day, time off on Thursday afternoons. 496 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,166 Okay! 497 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:15,083 -I'll show you the tools. -Just a minute! 498 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:20,416 Since I have to start working, how about have an advance 499 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,291 to buy a few things? 500 00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:26,250 I can give him the gardener's clothes, he's the same size. 501 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,750 Good. 502 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:31,041 Manila, you're just like a litter of kittens, aren't you? 503 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:32,041 Kittens? 504 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,375 There's no safe! 505 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:07,208 A billionaire with no safe is like seven brothers and no brides. 506 00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:34,958 Sorry, Dad. 507 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,375 Okay, you're not my father! 508 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,333 But I chose you, and a son, even unwanted, 509 00:43:42,416 --> 00:43:44,166 should be helped. 510 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,291 Right? 511 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:51,583 Dad, if you agree, 512 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,041 give me a sign. 513 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,958 Think about it, bye. 514 00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:07,958 At a certain point, the dream becomes a nightmare. 515 00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:10,875 The pool was covered with spaghetti and cheese! 516 00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:13,500 You were naked on the trampoline, yelling. 517 00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:16,625 -Yelling what? -Skinned tomatoes are coming! 518 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,541 It's not funny. 519 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:20,291 I thought it was! 520 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,375 -What do you think Dad would say? -About the dream? 521 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,208 No, about us two! 522 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:33,166 I'd like to know 523 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,166 more about him. 524 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,000 Leave my father alone. 525 00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,791 Our father! 526 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,875 Our father… You're so sad! 527 00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:46,208 Have a laugh, there's even spirit in your name: Di Spirito! 528 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:48,541 Couldn't it be this music? 529 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:51,458 What is it? "Chill". 530 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:54,416 -Doesn't that mean "cold"? -So? 531 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,416 You exercise and listen to music that makes you cold? 532 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,333 You're even sweating! 533 00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:01,000 I'll take care of this. 534 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,250 Not this… 535 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,500 Here, this one. 536 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:11,375 Like this… 537 00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:15,625 Listen to this. 538 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,958 This is music! 539 00:45:21,791 --> 00:45:23,833 Hear the poetry. 540 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:27,125 If I have a kid one day, I'd like him to become 541 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,291 an orchestra conductor. 542 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,958 -Lower the volume. -Relax! 543 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:02,416 You try too, conduct the orchestra. 544 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,750 Lower the volume. 545 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:06,000 Try, follow me. 546 00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:08,333 -No, please! -Ready? 547 00:46:08,416 --> 00:46:10,625 -Silence in the orchestra. -C'mon! 548 00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:13,125 Careful, the violinist is coming in. 549 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,541 Cut this sham! 550 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,291 -Bring me tomorrow's documentation. -All right. 551 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:08,125 Do we have the investigator's number in Rome? 552 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,666 -I'll call him. -Perfect. 553 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,208 Marotti Investigations. 554 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:20,000 I'm Mr. Di Spirito from Los Angeles. 555 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:23,875 -I wanted to tell you… -I'll jot it down. 556 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,125 No, a pen! 557 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,916 Sure, right away! 558 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Angelo? I'm writing. 559 00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:35,458 A pen! 560 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:39,583 -Remember, top secret. -Okay. 561 00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,625 I demand maximum privacy. 562 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:45,958 Yes… 563 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,458 It doesn't write! 564 00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:55,083 Keep me updated. 565 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,208 Yes, of course. 566 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,708 Goodbye. 567 00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:02,500 I asked you for a pen! 568 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,916 One minute, I'm working! 569 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,833 Would you put some cream on me? 570 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,833 At your service. 571 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,625 One second… 572 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:50,875 You're so good! 573 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,458 I know. 574 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:55,333 Some have a velvet touch, mine is plushy. 575 00:48:57,791 --> 00:48:59,041 Ma'am! 576 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:05,875 You lead into temptation! 577 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,250 Here you go! 578 00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:14,375 Ma'am! 579 00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,791 A little here. 580 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,916 -Yes? -Weren't you… 581 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,500 Supposed to buy dog food. 582 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:27,083 Ma'am… 583 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:34,666 Thank you. 584 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,708 You like barbarians? 585 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:41,958 -Are you joking? -What were you doing with that foot? 586 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:44,625 My hormones were jumping. 587 00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,916 Do you think the barbarian's up for it? 588 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,541 I think all he wants is George's inheritance. 589 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:53,125 My inheritance! 590 00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:04,416 -Where are you going? -I have a great responsibility. 591 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,708 -Meaning? -To get dog food. 592 00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:09,000 And why are you already here? 593 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:13,166 I'm taking Patricia to buy something for me to wear. 594 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,708 To renew your undertaker look. 595 00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:18,791 But Patricia is busy with her girlfriend. 596 00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:20,875 -I'll come, if you like. -No… 597 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:23,500 Perfect! Move over. 598 00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:25,791 -Move over! -What? Move over? 599 00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,416 Take off… 600 00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,125 -How do I look? -Fine. 601 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:23,958 Thanks for the suit, but we came for you. 602 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:28,333 You deserved it, besides there are personal shoppers here! 603 00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:30,666 I didn't do it for money. 604 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,916 In America isn't anything done just for the fun of it? 605 00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:38,958 Look, we look like the "Blue Brothers"! 606 00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:41,416 -Let's take a picture. -A selfie? 607 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,625 Selfies are outdated, we'll take a wide-angle. 608 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,458 Don't laugh. 609 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,166 Don't laugh! 610 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,958 Don't laugh! 611 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,416 -Don't laugh! -Why not? 612 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,541 We'll get a dental panoramic. 613 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:59,416 How can you always be so happy? 614 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,833 I always tried to live doing what I wanted. 615 00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,708 -Lucky you! -I'd suggest it. 616 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,791 What is it? 617 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:10,416 The dog food! You know how mad Cruella can get! 618 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,250 -You just gave me an idea. -What? 619 00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,875 Now I know how to make George kick him out. 620 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,375 How? 621 00:53:19,625 --> 00:53:21,625 Maybe he'll come on to me. 622 00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:24,208 -I don't think so. -Want to bet? 623 00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:27,291 Okay, what are the stakes? 624 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:32,375 If I win, you give me your tour at the Beauty Center, 625 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:36,083 if you win, I'll give you the Kelly by Hermès 626 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:38,875 that I ordered 6 months ago. 627 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:42,208 A 50-thousand-dollar bag against a sitting at the Beauty Center? 628 00:53:42,291 --> 00:53:43,250 Right. 629 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:45,833 You're sure? 630 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:50,000 Okay, but I want proof. 631 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,208 And you'll have it. 632 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,416 Do what I want… 633 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,958 Do what I want! 634 00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:37,666 Oh, God! 635 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,833 Right, today's cucumber day. 636 00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:43,625 -Are you crazy? -I'm doing what I want. 637 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,000 -And now I want a little… -What? 638 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:48,375 You woke me up just because you wanted some? 639 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:51,375 You know how hard it is for me to sleep. 640 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:54,250 You know that interrupting sleep is harmful for the skin? 641 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,583 Not interrupting is harmful for marriages. 642 00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:03,375 This here… 643 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:06,375 another here… 644 00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:09,125 another here, it makes mass. 645 00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:12,375 Another… 646 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:15,375 Third floor… with a veranda. 647 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:16,791 Another two. 648 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,250 Let's use it all, equal treatment. 649 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:24,333 Cheese makes a double-adhesive. 650 00:55:24,916 --> 00:55:27,083 Perfect, the final touch. 651 00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:34,333 Always wrong timing! 652 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:39,708 Hello, ex-love? 653 00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:41,958 I call you "love", you get pissed off! 654 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,666 By the way, what's your name? 655 00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:47,750 Just kidding! 656 00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:51,916 No, my voice is hoarse because… 657 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:56,958 it always snows here, Los Angeles is a toss from the South Pole. 658 00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:00,375 Listen… sorry. 659 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,208 Whiskey, it's got tabasco, it's hot! 660 00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:06,000 I have to leave you. 661 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:09,000 Your lawyer's going to write me? 662 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:12,125 We're divorced, no kids, you left me… 663 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:15,208 You lawyer's writing me for 5.000 euro? 664 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:17,416 I've already given you 80! 665 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:21,041 I told you you'll get it, let me work! 666 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:23,416 Don't always bust my balls! 667 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,791 I hung up? 668 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:31,250 Great! 669 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,500 You see, it's tabasco sauce! 670 00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:10,041 -What is it? -I called the investigator. 671 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:13,291 -And? -Still no news. 672 00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,041 Thank you. 673 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,500 Anything else I can do? 674 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,625 What would you like to do? 675 00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:24,875 -I don't understand… -Just what I said. 676 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:27,000 Now, what would you like to do? 677 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:31,250 -Are you alright? -Sure, don't worry. 678 00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:34,208 I'm just trying to do… 679 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:37,208 only what I want, like to try? 680 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,958 What's she want now? 681 00:58:46,875 --> 00:58:49,083 Yes? You're going out! 682 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,250 -Want to drink? -I never drink while I'm working. 683 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,083 Besides I'm a vegan. 684 00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:56,541 Think about the money… 685 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:01,916 -Yes? -Can you dance? 686 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,708 I'm pretty good, just a few steps. 687 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:08,708 -Why? -I'd like to learn. 688 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:11,958 Why don't you get lessons with George? 689 00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:14,583 He doesn't like to dance. 690 00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:18,416 -I thought you could teach me. -I know just the "Hully-Gully". 691 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:22,875 And not too well, I often lose the group. 692 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:26,708 No Hully-Gully! A nice tango! 693 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:30,583 This is the Titanic, dancers are mirrored in a tango. 694 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,833 -Want to do it in a mirror? -Better turn around. 695 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:37,791 -Will you steer me? -You steer, I have no license. 696 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,750 -So then, tango! -Yes. 697 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,583 Sorry! 698 00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:46,458 Up! The tango is always up! 699 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,541 -And the casqué? -Only if you slip. 700 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:51,166 If we can't dance, I'll teach you something. 701 00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,083 No! 702 00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:55,208 -Kiss me. -No, George might be around. 703 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:57,208 -He's at the office. -Then Manila. 704 00:59:57,291 --> 01:00:00,208 -She's giving the dog highlights. -Highlights on the dog? 705 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,291 They're in fashion. Kiss me! 706 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:04,166 -No! -Come on! 707 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:06,166 -Yes! -No! 708 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:09,916 -You can't refuse, you belong to me! -Fuck off! 709 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,583 You're an idiot! 710 01:00:17,416 --> 01:00:19,208 You're an idiot! 711 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,208 It doesn't end here. 712 01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,333 First you hate me, then you kiss me, 713 01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:27,666 think I'm some puppet? 714 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,000 I'll never betray my brother, clear? 715 01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,083 Good, give her a second coat. 716 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,541 He tried to rape me! 717 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,125 Are you a man or not? 718 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,958 You'd allow someone to treat your wife like trash? 719 01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:51,791 I see two options, either you kick him out 720 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,708 or I'll call the police and throw that pig in jail. 721 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:59,291 -Why did he do it? -What do you care! 722 01:00:59,375 --> 01:01:03,750 Does it seem odd your wife might be attractive? 723 01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:07,500 No, darling, you're very attractive. 724 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:10,083 No one can allow themselves to touch me, right? 725 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,166 Of course. 726 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:18,375 Darling, who do you trust more, your wife or a stranger? 727 01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:23,166 My wife. 728 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,958 Fine! Kick him out. 729 01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:37,833 Goodbye! 730 01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:40,625 Your wife lied. 731 01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:43,458 The liar here, is you. 732 01:01:43,541 --> 01:01:44,791 Get out. 733 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:49,291 I'd never steal my brother's wife, let me hug you! 734 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,708 That woman will ruin you. 735 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,958 A woman is like snow, nice to see it arrive, 736 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,041 but when it ices up, what a pain! 737 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,791 Only if you slip. 738 01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:31,916 - Give me a kiss. -No! 739 01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:53,250 -Come here. -I'm not talking to you. 740 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:56,041 Don't be a baby, I know you told the truth. 741 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,583 First you kick me out and then… really? 742 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:02,541 -I saw it all. -You weren't even there. 743 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:05,583 Patricia recorded the whole thing on her phone. 744 01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:07,875 -Why? -I don't know. 745 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,541 Look. 746 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,750 I lost the phone. 747 01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:15,750 Look harder! 748 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,791 Maybe it fell in the garden or in the car… 749 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,208 Run! 750 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:23,791 It's my wife's car! 751 01:04:29,041 --> 01:04:31,833 Why don't I hear you, shitty phone! 752 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,375 Buddy, give it to me. 753 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,500 Give it to me, good boy… 754 01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,666 Give it to me! 755 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,791 Give it to me… disgusting! 756 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:50,541 It's all drool! 757 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,875 No! 758 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,750 It short-circuited. 759 01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,291 Oh well, problem resolved. 760 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:04,250 I don't believe it, the car open, keys in the ignition, 761 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:06,500 you could have filled the tank for them. 762 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:13,625 Just one word: you're a jerk! 763 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,458 Three of them. 764 01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:17,708 -Three of them. -Yeah… 765 01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:20,250 So, you're-a-jerk, altogether. 766 01:05:21,666 --> 01:05:23,875 You know how mad your wife will be. 767 01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,291 She's got nothing to get mad about! 768 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,458 What's he doing here again? 769 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:32,875 Answer me! 770 01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:35,666 I won't stay in this house with him, 771 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:38,416 it's either him or me, will you say something? 772 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,416 Show some balls! 773 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,625 Either me or this dirty hobo. 774 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:45,583 Better a hobo than a tramp. 775 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:49,666 You're great! 776 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,750 Manila, pack the bags. 777 01:05:55,833 --> 01:05:57,833 I don't want to leave. 778 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:01,666 Manila stays. 779 01:06:02,916 --> 01:06:04,541 Fuck off. 780 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:15,625 Patty? Claire, you have no idea, that bastard! 781 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:19,625 Can you put me up tonight? 782 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,625 No, I'm sorry, 783 01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:23,500 I'm having the house painted, 784 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:24,750 I'm so sorry! 785 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:27,000 Keep me informed, bye. 786 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:41,958 I just got a 50-thousand-dollar handbag. 787 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:09,083 This too, no! I don't believe it! 788 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:18,166 Where's my car? 789 01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:20,333 It's gone. 790 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,333 He got it stolen! 791 01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:29,000 Good you're leaving him, a man who gets his car stolen is no man. 792 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:32,541 You two are the dumbest losers of all the men 793 01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:35,291 I've ever known! 794 01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:37,083 And she's known a few, huh? 795 01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:40,708 You can call a taxi, dear. 796 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:43,208 Your stupid dog broke my phone. 797 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:45,375 Great, gimme five! 798 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,250 You know the way. 799 01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:58,541 -And now? -A toga party! 800 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:03,750 Toga party? Who'll ever come in a toga? 801 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,708 Alyssa! 802 01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:18,791 -A fantastic party! -You had a great idea. 803 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:21,625 We both did, organizing it all in three hours! 804 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:24,750 -We're a fantastic couple. -To us. 805 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:31,041 -There's another emperor costume. -Where? 806 01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:35,416 I'm Caesar, he's Nero. 807 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,250 An olive. 808 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:42,416 -I like to see you smile. -Yes, I'm happy. 809 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,125 Especially for George… Mr. Di Spirito. 810 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:48,041 -I've never seen him so… -So, what? 811 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,708 So cheerful. 812 01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,250 Are you in love with my brother? 813 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,583 But, do you think… 814 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,916 She's in love, it's a classic. 815 01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:12,125 -Here I am! Can I help? -You have to! 816 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:16,041 We could have had it catered. 817 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:18,333 Instead I have to work. 818 01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:21,583 You and Alyssa, two nuts with the idea of a family party. 819 01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,750 Your secretary is pretty, don't you think? 820 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:26,666 -What? -Pretty… 821 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:30,541 -Yes, very. -Aren't you giving it some thought? 822 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,333 What? 823 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,875 I gave you a hand, go ahead. 824 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,291 Sideways. 825 01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:52,791 Don't make me look bad, be professional! 826 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:57,041 The sandwiches? 827 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:02,375 And this? And this? 828 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:05,125 Is this professional bias? 829 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:08,875 Serve them, not eat them. 830 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,250 Manila, did you invite your brother? 831 01:10:22,416 --> 01:10:25,166 -Hi! Having fun? -Lots. 832 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,916 A pleasure, Angelo. 833 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:33,166 I'm George's brother, he's the owner… 834 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:35,541 of the villa… what's your name? 835 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:38,333 -Carlo. -Carlo! 836 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,958 In ancient Rome, sure… 837 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:45,166 They're calling me. 838 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,166 Carlo's my surname. 839 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:50,833 -In fact, a broad like you! -A pleasure, Gianni. 840 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,666 Carlo was better. 841 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,166 Gianni… have fun! 842 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,833 Make yourself at home in another's home. 843 01:10:57,916 --> 01:11:00,791 Just joking, I'm Sara, Alyssa's friend. 844 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:03,000 Never joke with feelings! 845 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,875 In fact, such a lovely girl… 846 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:16,083 What do I do to women? 847 01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:19,500 It's still wet! 848 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:30,458 -Hi! -Hi, Alyssa. 849 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:34,500 I'm looking for champagne, just red is here. 850 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:39,041 Tell the truth, you brought me here to get me drunk. 851 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:44,000 -I don't understand. -You wanted to be alone with me. 852 01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:46,250 Did you drink up all the white wine? 853 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,458 -Cheers. -Make it fast. 854 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:51,083 -Enchanté. -To you too. 855 01:11:58,416 --> 01:12:00,375 What are you doing? 856 01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:03,000 -You're doing it yourself. -What do you think I am? 857 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:06,875 -Did you mix with red? -I don't even know you. 858 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,625 You're telling me! Stop or the alarm rings. 859 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:14,208 A Roman custom: at a certain point in the party, we take off our togas. 860 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,666 -Never heard that. -It's tradition! 861 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:20,625 No longer! This is a toga party, not a "touch-a" party. 862 01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:23,208 Don't you like my brother? 863 01:12:23,291 --> 01:12:25,333 -Who? -Yeah, sure! 864 01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:29,708 Julius Caesar, let me be your Cleopatra! 865 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,625 Listen… 866 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:34,625 Oh, God! 867 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:39,000 You asked for it, before a luscious chick, 868 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:42,000 I can't make like a pheasant. 869 01:12:46,458 --> 01:12:48,125 -My Caesar! -Poppaea! 870 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:50,666 -Cleopatra! -Whatever, go on. 871 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,583 I don't believe it! 872 01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:54,250 It's not true! 873 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,291 In fact, it's not true. 874 01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:59,083 This moment in my life doesn't exist. 875 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,125 -I drank lots. -It shows! 876 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:04,583 -You too, here in the pantry? -She says it's tradition. 877 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:07,791 Take the gin to our guests, you invited them. 878 01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:09,500 Actually, you both did! 879 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:14,250 -C'mon! Let me hug you! -Go! 880 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,583 I was feeling light! 881 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:32,541 -Last one! -Enough, I'll do it. 882 01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,458 Why not… 883 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,500 The pasta's ready! 884 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,375 Fast, Manila! 885 01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:48,541 Small portions, 15 bucatini each. 886 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,416 Stop, there are people around… 887 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,875 Fast! 888 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,625 Fast, I said. 889 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:55,666 You wait. 890 01:13:57,750 --> 01:14:01,208 We Italians, who've given to the world 891 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:04,458 art, style and culture, this evening offer you 892 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:06,375 bucatini pasta amatriciana. 893 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,833 How do you say "after"? 894 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:19,125 -What's that? -Sopping up. 895 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:21,541 Fast! 896 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:23,166 Small portions. 897 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:45,583 Look, there's even the Milky Way. 898 01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:49,041 It's been there forever. 899 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,375 Must be UHT. 900 01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:58,208 You had to start necking with my secretary. 901 01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,375 I know, she said it was tradition, 902 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:02,458 that she's in love with you… 903 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,666 It must have been the likeness. 904 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:07,541 She really said that? 905 01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:10,750 She didn't say that, I deduced it. 906 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:12,375 You deduced wrong. 907 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,500 -Why? -She's my cousin. 908 01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:19,583 Your relationship seems so cold. 909 01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:23,541 In public I don't want people knowing she's my cousin. 910 01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:28,208 Then she's my cousin too, I risked incest. 911 01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:30,833 No, she's a cousin on my mother's side. 912 01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,541 -That's how you tell me? -Want a song? 913 01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:37,791 She's a cousin on my mother's side… 914 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:40,166 Then you shouldn't have stopped… 915 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:43,541 Anyway, Mafia kid, 916 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:46,291 now that you've compromised her, 917 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,666 you have to get engaged! 918 01:15:49,708 --> 01:15:52,125 Godfather, I don't like long-term relationships. 919 01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,750 Meaning? 920 01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:55,333 I already have one divorce behind me. 921 01:15:56,625 --> 01:16:00,208 I came home to find my wife in bed with another man. 922 01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:02,500 So, I left. 923 01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:04,208 Why were you the one to leave? 924 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,666 The other guy was the landlord! 925 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:12,166 As I left he said: "Since you're going, take out the trash". 926 01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:17,833 A nice evening, it's been years since I had so much fun. 927 01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:20,500 You had a great idea. 928 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,416 Now what's your ploy? 929 01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:30,625 Call a doctor. 930 01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:45,750 -Lord! -One moment. 931 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,958 Lord! 932 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:56,416 My picture doesn't come, it's overexposed. 933 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,125 The latest arrivals. 934 01:16:58,208 --> 01:16:59,708 Good! 935 01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:03,875 -Name and surname. -Angelo Baldi. 936 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:06,291 -He doesn't seem dead. -Right! 937 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:09,500 -What's he lacking? -About 40 years. 938 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,916 There must be one "4" too many. What happened? 939 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,333 Look, Mr. Architect… 940 01:17:14,416 --> 01:17:17,416 I'm no architect! 941 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,250 Although… 942 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,375 -I'm not an architect. -Doctor. 943 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:26,083 -Doctor! -What's left? Cavalier. 944 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,750 I'll strike him with lightning. 945 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,958 I'm your Lord! 946 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,916 -Oh, God! -Good. 947 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,333 -So I'm dead. -Not yet. 948 01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:39,750 But keep this up, you're guaranteed the opinionate circle. 949 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:43,333 -It doesn't exist. -I'll create it! 950 01:17:43,416 --> 01:17:46,125 -What will they do? -What they've never done. 951 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,958 -They'll work. -Poor things! 952 01:17:49,041 --> 01:17:52,875 -What happened? -I had a drop of wine. 953 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:55,958 -A drop! -Gabriel, so what? 954 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:59,125 He took a breathalyzer test and I got the wine cooperative. 955 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,541 Sorry, he's full of spirit. 956 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:07,750 If it's not my time, send me back down. 957 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:12,791 That's easy to say! What good did you do in life? 958 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:16,083 -I eked along. -That's a lot these days. 959 01:18:16,166 --> 01:18:20,625 His last good deed goes back to 1975. 960 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,208 No, look… 961 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:26,666 Recently he helped a vagabond find work. 962 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:30,458 He's the Angelo I spoke about. 963 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:34,000 Okay, you can go back, not for what you've done, 964 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:36,416 but for what's left to do. 965 01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:39,125 -You say so? -You doubt my word? 966 01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:42,583 -No, forever be praised! -I'll write 40 seconds, not years. 967 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:44,833 -I won't do it again. -Good, go. 968 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:49,208 Thank you, say hello to Mary, the Apostles, 969 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:51,916 the Wise Men, all the manger scene. 970 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,000 Welcome back. 971 01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,458 You're here too, Mary. 972 01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:02,041 Where's Joseph? 973 01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:06,041 -What happened? -You had a close call. 974 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:08,166 Meaning? 975 01:19:08,250 --> 01:19:11,541 If we hadn't hospitalized you, you'd be in the other world. 976 01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:13,750 I was here, but they don't want me. 977 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,000 What? 978 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:20,083 What are you looking for? 979 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,833 The ox and the donkey. 980 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:27,125 It's nice to see you again. 981 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,541 That asshole! 982 01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:46,583 Good morning, who's the asshole? 983 01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:48,958 Counselor, let's skip the useless parts. 984 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:51,083 If you say so. 985 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,333 I want the maximum from this separation. 986 01:19:53,416 --> 01:19:56,208 -From who? -From my dog… From who? 987 01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:59,708 My idiot husband repeated his father's words: 988 01:19:59,791 --> 01:20:02,083 "Money never made anyone rich". 989 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,125 Now we'll see. 990 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:08,500 I'm interested in money, aren't you? 991 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,541 I'd say so. 992 01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:12,416 Fine. 993 01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:16,333 You should know not to drink! 994 01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:19,375 I was told not to go overboard. 995 01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:22,666 -By who? -My liver, it's suing my pancreas. 996 01:20:23,791 --> 01:20:26,500 I have to confess… 997 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,000 Yes? 998 01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,958 What is it, Counselor? 999 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:34,083 How much does she want? 1000 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,875 Okay, I'll sue. 1001 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:41,416 Looks like a long battle. 1002 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,958 Sure, but if you had the phone with that film! 1003 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,791 -Sure, but anyway… -Money doesn't make happiness! 1004 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:50,291 -Exactly. -Just imagine debts. 1005 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:52,708 Listen, anyway, thank you. 1006 01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:55,250 -C'mon! -You saved my life! 1007 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,833 -Let me hug you! -Please! 1008 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,791 At least here. 1009 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:02,333 No one can see! You're the only one who's ever worried about me. 1010 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:07,125 At least you had a dad. 1011 01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:09,541 -Until I got married. -Why? 1012 01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:12,375 -Dad detested Patricia. -Say he's wrong… 1013 01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:15,583 -He refused to see me anymore. -Why did you marry? 1014 01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:18,875 I was in love, she was so sweet at first. 1015 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,291 And I won out against my dad for the first time. 1016 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:25,208 -It was better to lose. -Yeah. 1017 01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:28,500 -She changed after the wedding. -They all do. 1018 01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:30,791 Mr. Jekyll and Dr. House. 1019 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:34,416 My father liked an ex of mine, Rosa. 1020 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,208 He'd have loved grandchildren, but… 1021 01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:41,041 But you… children? 1022 01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:46,291 With Patricia it's never the right time, kiss kiss and it's over. 1023 01:21:47,041 --> 01:21:49,791 I'll be 42 in a few days! 1024 01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:54,375 42 should be celebrated big. 1025 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,041 Nah! 1026 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:01,541 -No! -Yes! 1027 01:22:06,666 --> 01:22:08,875 On our way to adventure! 1028 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:10,375 Let's go… 1029 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:14,416 -We should have booked. -Live the adventure! 1030 01:22:15,666 --> 01:22:18,208 -Know what? I envy you. -Why? 1031 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:22,333 You take life lightly, you never worry about things. 1032 01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:24,000 Sometimes I'd like to be like you. 1033 01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:26,250 I've been trying to be like you all my life. 1034 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:28,375 You take things too seriously, let yourself go, 1035 01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:31,916 we'll stop at the first place we like, we'll rent a villa 1036 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,791 a little life! 1037 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,291 Why not! 1038 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:41,541 Got a short foot? Faster! 1039 01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:54,375 Look, sun, sea, women, what more do you want? 1040 01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:57,250 A sunscreen, I'm scorching. 1041 01:22:57,333 --> 01:23:00,708 Go buy an SPF of 80. 1042 01:23:00,791 --> 01:23:02,083 80 doesn't exist! 1043 01:23:02,166 --> 01:23:04,541 Get 40 and apply it twice. 1044 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:13,791 No drink, I'm fine. 1045 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:18,875 No, he's not my friend, he's my brother. 1046 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:21,458 -Understand? -Yes. 1047 01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:26,000 We're on vacation, my brother is "divorziandos"… 1048 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:29,458 his wife was very… 1049 01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:34,791 He was very "bustballados" so we left. 1050 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:37,208 -Understand? -Yes. 1051 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,291 This evening… 1052 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:44,791 do you have a girlfriend 1053 01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:49,625 to eat and drink something with my "bustballados"? 1054 01:23:49,708 --> 01:23:52,083 Yes? Hurray! 1055 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,791 -Can all you say is "yes"? -Yes. 1056 01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,500 Now I'll make you say "no". 1057 01:24:00,125 --> 01:24:03,958 So, if I say: "Then we'll make love" what do you say? 1058 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:06,541 -Yes. -Gotcha! 1059 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:08,875 She said "yes" again. 1060 01:24:10,416 --> 01:24:13,875 -Are you "jokandos" with me? -Yes. 1061 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:16,291 I thought so… 1062 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,750 I've been looking for you. 1063 01:24:24,583 --> 01:24:26,250 -I set up a date. -With who? 1064 01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:28,458 The bar lady, so… 1065 01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:31,708 She's off work soon and will meet us with a girlfriend. 1066 01:24:31,791 --> 01:24:36,041 The pretty ones' friends all weigh 300 pounds, it's a law. 1067 01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:38,375 Listen to your brother… 1068 01:24:39,583 --> 01:24:42,666 What's this sunscreen's scent? 1069 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:45,416 Nice, huh? Like my problem, Awe. 1070 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,541 -Law… -No more lines like that. 1071 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:53,416 -It wasn't bad. -No more, hear me? 1072 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,750 Or I'll go out by myself. 1073 01:24:57,166 --> 01:24:58,791 No more. 1074 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:13,500 Here they are! 1075 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:17,166 Ciao, Maria. 1076 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,250 This is my friend, Rosa. 1077 01:25:20,333 --> 01:25:21,791 Rosa? 1078 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:26,083 Counselor, rewrite the law. 1079 01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:07,333 -For you. -Thank you. 1080 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:09,583 Some advice! 1081 01:26:09,666 --> 01:26:13,083 Would you tell your friend a truth that could hurt her? 1082 01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:15,916 That could ruin your friendship? 1083 01:26:17,250 --> 01:26:20,166 The truth is always best. 1084 01:26:34,583 --> 01:26:37,333 I'm here for Mrs. Di Spirito's things. 1085 01:26:37,416 --> 01:26:38,750 It's all there. 1086 01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:44,916 I was afraid she'd come, I really didn't want to see her. 1087 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,041 The lawyer appointed me. 1088 01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:53,875 Her phone's here too, she left it. 1089 01:26:54,458 --> 01:26:56,291 But it doesn't work. 1090 01:26:57,291 --> 01:26:59,291 - Angelo? -Yes? 1091 01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:04,250 - Can you dance? -I'm pretty good, why? 1092 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,250 You always sit there! 1093 01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:53,833 Taste this great cocktail. 1094 01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,541 -What's in it? -Rosewater and guava. 1095 01:27:56,625 --> 01:27:59,250 -What's it called? -Rogue… taste it. 1096 01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:03,291 -Good? -No. 1097 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:06,500 I made you say "no". 1098 01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:45,166 A little more time, 1099 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:48,250 I met a person I can't do without. 1100 01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:51,041 He's helping me with the money I owe you. 1101 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,208 If you could wait a few more days… 1102 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,250 Perfect. 1103 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,833 It's the first time we've agreed, 1104 01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:03,416 now let's decide who hangs up first. 1105 01:29:04,041 --> 01:29:05,750 He did! 1106 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:08,125 -I'm crazy about her! -Coffee? 1107 01:29:08,208 --> 01:29:09,666 Coffee? No way! 1108 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,916 Maybe she's married with three kids. 1109 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:15,791 I'm positive for once, and you're negative? 1110 01:29:18,208 --> 01:29:20,958 I have something important to tell you. 1111 01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:22,416 Okay, brother. 1112 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,333 The truth is, I'm not… 1113 01:29:26,458 --> 01:29:29,291 -What did you call me? -I said "okay, brother". 1114 01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:31,416 -To me? -Who else? 1115 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,625 -There's this too. -What's to say? 1116 01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:35,958 -Nothing. -C'mon! 1117 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:37,541 -Nothing. -Tell me! 1118 01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:38,750 -No. -Tell me! 1119 01:29:38,833 --> 01:29:40,166 I said it's nothing! 1120 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,291 Will you please tell me? 1121 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:45,541 -Wait here. -Stop! 1122 01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:48,625 -I'm allergic to goose-down. -Weren't you with Patricia? 1123 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,125 Really? 1124 01:29:54,833 --> 01:29:59,083 What ass… what luck the phone was still there. 1125 01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:01,541 That's fantastic! 1126 01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:03,791 Sure, I'll tell him. 1127 01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:07,791 He can't answer, he's smooching. 1128 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:10,791 We're leaving soon, the car's ready. 1129 01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:12,875 So, I'll see you soon. 1130 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:16,625 No kiss kiss! Kiss kiss is bad luck. 1131 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,458 Bye. 1132 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:24,333 How long can they "smoocherones"? 1133 01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:26,000 We've been waiting 15 minutes! 1134 01:30:26,083 --> 01:30:30,083 -You won't come with me? -If you love me, you'll come back. 1135 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:31,833 I'll be back and marry you. 1136 01:30:31,916 --> 01:30:33,750 Not so fast, cowboy! 1137 01:30:36,291 --> 01:30:38,166 C'mon! 1138 01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:45,708 Thanks for everything, how do you say "ciao"? 1139 01:30:45,791 --> 01:30:46,916 Ciao. 1140 01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:50,500 -Ciao, Angelo. -A handshake? 1141 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:52,250 Let me hug you! 1142 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,333 Hello. 1143 01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:04,500 What did my future ex-husband say? 1144 01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:06,000 How many zeros? 1145 01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:09,541 We asked for an eight-zero figure, 1146 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:13,000 but I think we'll have to knock several off. 1147 01:31:14,125 --> 01:31:15,375 Seven? 1148 01:31:15,916 --> 01:31:17,500 Even more. 1149 01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:22,666 You're a good dancer, now I'll teach you something. 1150 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,875 - No! -Kiss me. 1151 01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:28,375 - No, George might be around. -George is at the office. 1152 01:31:43,541 --> 01:31:45,750 So, the phone was in the house. 1153 01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:47,750 What a shock for her! 1154 01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:49,958 She must have torn the lawyer to shreds. 1155 01:31:50,041 --> 01:31:54,125 Dear brother, your life will completely change now. 1156 01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:56,416 My life has already changed. 1157 01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:59,208 I haven't felt this way in years. 1158 01:31:59,291 --> 01:32:01,750 -How's that? -In love! 1159 01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:03,750 Romeo, drive! 1160 01:32:03,833 --> 01:32:05,375 Are you nuts? 1161 01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:08,000 I'm happy for you. 1162 01:32:08,083 --> 01:32:10,833 You know when I last saw the ocean? 1163 01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:14,083 -When? -I'd never seen it. 1164 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:19,208 Dad would have liked you. 1165 01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,875 I have to tell you something important. 1166 01:32:24,625 --> 01:32:26,458 The truth is… 1167 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:29,166 Sorry. Yes? 1168 01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:31,625 Marotti Investigations. 1169 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:34,375 I have the information you wanted. 1170 01:32:34,458 --> 01:32:38,083 -Yes. -He's a real swindler. 1171 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,541 I see. 1172 01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:43,166 He's been a fake cop, a fake priest, 1173 01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:44,708 a fake boxer. 1174 01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,708 He's very dangerous. 1175 01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:51,375 We'll be in touch soon. 1176 01:32:53,625 --> 01:32:55,083 Who was it? 1177 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:57,958 The lawyer, about the divorce. 1178 01:32:59,166 --> 01:33:01,416 -Trouble? -Everything's fine. 1179 01:33:02,541 --> 01:33:07,791 Once back, we have an appointment to resolve the inheritance, 1180 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:10,625 so you can have your share and go back to Italy. 1181 01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:13,916 How can I say it? Money has never made anyone happy. 1182 01:33:14,791 --> 01:33:16,833 I'm already happy, 1183 01:33:16,916 --> 01:33:18,875 I found the brother I never had. 1184 01:33:25,833 --> 01:33:26,833 Jump! 1185 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:52,625 My brother! 1186 01:33:53,625 --> 01:33:55,000 Why the shouting! 1187 01:33:58,416 --> 01:34:01,958 Stop, if I don't tell you now, I never will. 1188 01:34:05,458 --> 01:34:07,416 So, first… 1189 01:34:08,166 --> 01:34:10,041 you're a crappy driver. 1190 01:34:10,833 --> 01:34:13,125 And I'm not your brother. 1191 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:16,833 I'm a swindler, a coward, a bastard who wanted to cheat you. 1192 01:34:16,916 --> 01:34:19,000 That's the truth. 1193 01:34:19,083 --> 01:34:21,708 Report me, beat me, arrest me, 1194 01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:25,875 but I had to tell you. 1195 01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:32,791 Let me hug you. 1196 01:34:42,666 --> 01:34:46,208 Good, you see Gabriel, that's friendship, 1197 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:48,416 it's an emotion on a par with love. 1198 01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,375 Then why not open a profile on Facebook? 1199 01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:53,541 For the love of Me! With all I have to do. 1200 01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:55,500 And what if Lucifer sends me a friends request? 1201 01:35:50,416 --> 01:35:52,250 I would never… 1202 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:55,666 I would never betray my… 1203 01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,041 Do what you want, but I… 1204 01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:03,458 What am I saying? 1205 01:36:03,541 --> 01:36:05,833 I'll try again. 1206 01:36:05,916 --> 01:36:08,041 Don't underestimate Miss Brandy 1207 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:09,875 the boss's babe… 1208 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,125 A little here. 1209 01:36:17,583 --> 01:36:19,458 Makes me laugh! 1210 01:36:20,958 --> 01:36:22,208 Here I am! 1211 01:36:22,291 --> 01:36:24,000 I was sliding. 1212 01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:33,416 Before a luscious chick… 1213 01:36:34,208 --> 01:36:36,625 Holy moly, I hurt myself. 1214 01:36:42,250 --> 01:36:44,125 You'd get soused with the waiter? 1215 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:46,333 With the gardener… what the fuck is he? 1216 01:36:46,416 --> 01:36:48,000 You laid them both, huh? 1217 01:36:52,333 --> 01:36:53,916 Another take! 1218 01:36:56,291 --> 01:36:58,250 It'll come apart! 1219 01:36:58,333 --> 01:37:00,416 Good grief! 1220 01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,250 Here, a great cocktail… 1221 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:08,083 -What's in it? -Rosewater… 1222 01:37:10,250 --> 01:37:11,750 I can't take anymore. 1223 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:36,416 -Next, please. -Next! 1224 01:37:39,291 --> 01:37:41,000 Is he self-driving? 1225 01:37:46,541 --> 01:37:49,541 Here is the head, here one leg, there the nose… 1226 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:51,666 is this a person or a Picasso's picture? 1227 01:37:51,750 --> 01:37:53,500 Lord, it's a work accident. 1228 01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:57,291 -What should I do with this puzzle? -It would take a miracle! 1229 01:37:57,375 --> 01:37:59,250 Yes, call my son Jesus. 1230 01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:02,625 No, he can't. He's gone on Earth for a dinner. 1231 01:38:03,458 --> 01:38:04,958 Again? 1232 01:38:05,708 --> 01:38:07,166 He said was the last time! 1233 01:38:08,541 --> 01:38:10,333 He spends God's wrath! 85182

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