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I'm hungry!

Geez, only because your pride made you skip eating for the past two days!

I had to!

We're having physical exams today.

Yes. And that includes measuring our weights!

I've lost to you for four years running -- ever since middle school!

Just you watch! This year I will regain my honor!

If I lose, you won't be having dinner tonight!

That way you'll feel my pain!

Fine. If I win, then you'll be skipping dinner tonight too.

futari no Honey-Boy Shy-Boy aijou hanbunko

He's our HONEY BOY, our SHY BOY and we'll split our love for him evenly.

Always under the same roof.

onaji yane no shita de itsumo

se mo takaku natta yo ne

You've gotten taller, haven't you?

That's normal, I'm happy for you.

seichou ga ureshii yo

As your sister!

oneechan wa

kore kara wa amaetai

I want to depend on you.

nukegake wa shicha dame dakara

You can't cheat to get ahead.

otouto ni koi shichatte imasu

I love my brother so very much.

Really in love.

HONKI de LOVE

And that's fine.

iijan

sono egao o hitorijime shitaku naru no

I want his smile to be mine alone.

ohayou no KISU sasete negao ni muchuu MU CHU CHU

Let me kiss you good morning, I'll smooch your sleeping face.

Always under the same roof.

onaji yane no shita de itsumo

He's our HONEY BOY, our SHY BOY and we'll split our love for him evenly.

futari no Honey-Boy Shy-Boy aijou hanbunko

kimi no mirai mimamorasete

Let me watch over your future.

Physical exams?

A beautiful ritual that all students have to go through!

The height of that girl you love...

The weight of that cute girl...

A fated day where even their busts are exposed to the daylight!

Man, I can't stand it!

Who's that girl?! Oh man, she's super developed for a first year!

Not that it matters, but doesn't Tamahide do strength tests along with physical exams?

Once the first years are done, it's on with the second years!

Which will give us Ako-senpai and...

...Riko-senpai!

We can't let this chance slip away!

We definitely can't!

And today is the day we see Ako and Riko-senpai's hot bods!

And we'll film and document every second!

What are you filming?

Keita!

Guys, peeping toms are complete scum.

And you're going after Ako-nee and Riko-nee on top of that?

Just give up and hand over the cameras.

Hell no!

You, who do all sorts of things with your two sisters every single day,

couldn't possibly understand how I feel!

Fine, we'll just end it here for now.

Kawasaki, defend that video camera with your life.

We'll rendezvous at Point X.

Roger!

What? Hey, wait!

The lines at the restroom made me late.

I have to hurry.

I said wait!

This thing contains a man's romance!

Like hell I'll let you catch me!

Wait, dammit!

Sorry! I was in a rush, and...

I-I'll pay you back for this.

Pee... me back?

You don't have to!

Noo!

Wait!

Now then, second-year girls please go to the gymnasium!

Let the games begin.

I'm not going to lose!

Is that...?

Is the whole school having a bloomer party?

Of course not!

Ako and Riko-senpai!

Tamahide is having physical exams today.

Okay, so that's what's going on.

Anyway, what brings you here, Mikadzuki.

You'll pay dearly if you're here to seduce Keita.

No way. You've got it all wrong!

My sister asked me to bring her something, so I'm here to give it to her early.

Really?

I can take that and give it to her later.

Oh, that's okay.

It's not something for you to worry about.

Is that so?

So where's my sister?

If you mean Kiryuu-sensei, she's supposed to be helping out with measurements.

Is that right?

Right, let's begin!

Bring it on.

This looks like it'll be fun!

That's not going to satisfy Keita.

Look.

What do you think?

Come on! It won't feel good if you grab it that tightly!

Is that right? I've learned something!

So you don't always have to exert yourself?

Take that out!

Riko-senpai, you look like a shrimp!

Good luck, Ako-senpai!

Just a little more...

You need a flexible body if you want to get in all sorts of positions.

Looks like I have you beat.

P... Position?

You're amazing, Riko-nee!

What'll I do?

Nothing's coming out, no matter what I try.

But I have to hand in something...

I'll pay you back!

Pay back! Pay back! Pay back! Pay back!

If it ain't coming out, then I'll lend a hand!

Here? Should I rub you here?

Noo!

Or maybe do it right there?

Don't! That area is unclean!

Oh god, it's still leaking out.

I have to wipe.

Oh no, I...

I can't hand this in!

All right!

I know I'm good at this!

Huh, is that all you got?

Darn, it's starting to hurt!

What's the matter?

You have to raise your butt up more!

Wait, please!

I'm also good at this!

Bear!

Yippee! I won! Yay!

Mikadzuki, what are you doing here?

Ah, Onee-chan! Yoo-hoo!

Don't "yoo-hoo" me!

Oh? Are you sure you want to say that?

The thing you wanted just came out today...

and I stood in line first thing this morning just for you.

That's...

Is that so?

The "thing"?

Did you skip school?

A-Anyway, get over here!

You too, Ako-san and Riko-san!

So it's finally come?

L-Let's go.

I didn't get anything.

What did I just do?

Huh?

Second years?

Then where are the first years?

I'm not going to lose this year!

You said that last year too.

That's...

Mikuni-san, what's wrong?

Did you forget something?

Actually, I... um...

Mikuni-san, have you...

not taken your physical examination yet?

The first years already finished theirs a while ago.

You... You're kidding!

We'll do what you missed later,

but you should at least do your measurements with the second years.

Okay.

We'll measure your chest first.

Why is she here now of all times?

A girl with huge boobs versus us?

Ako and Riko-senpai, you're scaring me.

Wow! Mikuni-senpai, your breasts are impressive as usual!

They might even beat yours, Onee-chan!

W-What are you saying? Mikuni-san is still in high school!

What does being in high school have to do with breast sizes?

I have to know... How did they get so big?

I can see she must have some experience under her belt!

Experience?

Some guy...

probably fondles your boobs like this every day, right?

Like this?

No! Stop that!

So they get bigger if you fondle them?

I wonder if Keita-senpai likes them big?

Come on, be honest!

Noo!

Mikuni!

Experience... experience... experience...

No way. And I, an adult, still haven't had any.

S... Suminoe-kun, don't!

Why? You already have me!

Why would you...?

Screw your "whys".

I'm not into grown-up women whose boobs can't compete with high-school girls!

I'm only into huge tits!

I'm not smaller!

If you think I'm lying, then look with your own eyes!

I see. It looks like you're still growing.

If you keep squeezing them so hard...

Your breathing is rushed.

Plus your face is flushed and your heartbeat is irregular.

You're gonna need a checkup.

Not there...

Hey, hey, now your pulse is rising, how strange indeed!

That's because you keep... don't, Suminoe-kun!

It's not "Suminoe-kun"!

It's "Dr. Suminoe" to you!

Yes, and here too!

Don't!

This is where I'll listen to your heartbeat, since it's the best place to do it!

What?!

You're too rough!

Sensei?

Is something wrong?

No, nothing's wrong.

Now then, I'll take your measurements.

Mikuni-san, take off your bra.

Already off.

When did you...?

If you please, Mikuni-san.

But...

I can't measure you like that.

Hurry up.

Get going, there are people waiting in line, you know!

That's indecent.

Please hurry.

Okay, Mikuni-san's bust is eighty... seven?

Eighty-seven?!

I, the adult, am only eighty-two?

She must have had some experience.

I wonder if Keita-senpai likes them big?

She's still in high school, but I still haven't done anything.

Anything.

That hurts! Please stop!

Okay, your bust is eighty-one, Mikuni-san!

Riko-san, you're seventy-five.

Same as last year, huh?

But if it's the same as last year, then that means Ako...

This is the only way I'll beat Riko!

It's your turn, Ako-san.

Go ahead. Be sure to measure at the top.

That's unfair! You were doping!

Dammit!

I lost them!

This is bad. The physical exams have already started!

We'll rendezvous at Point X.

Damn! Don't tell me those guys are...

So we still measure 145 centimeters in height, huh?

Guess that makes it a tie.

So the last thing left is...

our body weights!

It was all fun and games up to now.

Our body weights will determine the winner this year.

I'm down with that.

Remember, the one who loses gets no dinner.

Yes! I won!

I'm not going to lose!

Ako... has she gone crazy from hunger?

Yes, we're all girls here, but come on!

But if I don't keep up with her, then I'll... lose.

What? Dammit!

Y... You're kidding!

Not through!

How about now?!

I-I can't.

I can't keep up. Who could keep up with that?

I'm still 10 grams overweight?

If that's the case... ugh...

I have to do it.

She's taking it that far?

Ako-senpai, you're incredible!

Oh, look!

That's the light of our hope and sanctuary!

I'm not letting you!

Keita?!

Damn you, you followed us here?

So you're that determined not to let us take shots of Ako and Riko-senpai's hot bods?

Hell no I won't! Now hand over that digicam!

Se... Sensei!

H... Hurry up and weigh me!

You say that, but you're fidgeting so much that the readings are all over the place.

Now stand up straight.

Come on, stand to attention!

You're a monster!

But you did this to yourself.

Or are you going to stop?

A... bald spot!

Bald Spot

Bald Spot

Bald Spot

A... bald idiot!

Bald Idiot

Shut up! You're just the same as me since we're twins!

Sensei, hurry up and weigh me!

Oh, right!

Exactly 38 kilograms.

I... I did it!

I finally won!

Impossible! She's such a cheater!

All right you two, I'll be adding in the weight of your clothes.

Oh... no!

Why did you do that?!

Isn't it obvious? These scales automatically subtract the weight of the clothes.

Why didn't you say that from the start?!

You seemed earnest, so I let you have your fun.

I don't need your "kindness"!

So we ended up getting...

Yep, I win this year too!

Nooo, this can't be happening!

Then that means all I did was show everyone my embarrassing bald spot!

Bald spot?!

Kawasaki, can you get it?

Hey, give me that camera!

Hell no!

It's okay, it's not embarrassing at all!

Even I have one, look!

Camera! Give me that camera!

No! Kawasaki, pass!

Hey!

Pass!

Oww...

Kei-chan?

Ako-nee! Riko-nee!

Um, the thing is...

He's secretly filming us!

No! I was actually...

Kei-chan, you...

idiot!

I'm really worn out.

Onee-chan, I'll take these to the nurse's office.

Please do that. I'll be coming along too.

togirenaide sono kirameki

Please don’t cease that twinkling.

I can't believe you.

mata doko ka de aeru hi made zutto

Be there always, until the day we can meet again somewhere…

You actually went and did that? I'm disappointed!

STAR LIGHT kirameku kinou yori motto

STAR LIGHT twinkles more than it did yesterday.

If it was only me, maybe, but to peek on other girls...

I'm telling you, it's a misunderstanding.

If you wanted, Keita...

SHINE MY HEART kimi to mata deau made

SHINE MY HEART, until I see you again.

I would have shown you everything.

That's not what we're saying!

But if it's just for Kei-chan, I would too.

yurari kaze ni fukare nagara

While being blown back and forth by the wind.

'Kay, Kei-chan?

kyou mo kimi o sagashita

I searched for you today, too.

Get your tiny boobs off of him!

Keita, if it's boobs you want, I got two centimeters on her.

setsunai toki kokoro ni yume

When I feel hurt, I’ll make my heart

fukura masete arukidasu no

full of dreams and start walking.

What the heck! That's just muscle!

taisetsu na omoide o dakishimete fumidasou

Embracing my precious memories, I’ll step forward.

taisetsu na

Embracing

Um...

Kei-chan, do you smell something?

Huh, do you smell something?

dakishimete

Precious memories

Actually...

kimi no seiza miage nagara

While I look up at your constellation

ano egao o ukabeteru yo

I think of that smile of yours.

togirenaide sono kirameki

Please don’t cease that twinkling.

mata doko ka de aeru hi made zutto

Be there always, until the day we can meet again somewhere.

SHINE MY HEART kimi to mata deau made wa

SHINE MY HEART, until I see you again.

Still nothing's coming out!