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Nice to meet you. Hello.

How's my beautiful wife doing?

Hi. What are you doing home so early?

Oh, I finished up at the office early today.

Okay. What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

Excited to be home early or what?

I am. I was just getting some housework done.

Okay. Getting things away in the laundry.

Oh, my gosh.

You always dress like that when you're at work?

It's comfortable.

Is that a cookie?

Come on.

Are you horny?

Heavy.

Hey, don't be too loud, all right?

What? Don't be too loud. Archie's still home.

He's in his room, though, right? Mm -hmm.

But I know how you are sometimes.

All that breathing you do.

Yeah.

Go to your room.

Yes, ma 'am.

God damn it.

What do I mean?

What did we do?

This is a problem.

Yeah, I know.

Listen, you... You've talked to him, right? I mean... Yeah, I've talked to

bunch. I don't need to jerk him off all the time.

You need to... I think you should sit down with him.

Me? Yeah.

Like, I don't know. Maybe you can kind of see what's going on. He doesn't talk

to me.

So awkward.

All right. Just, you know, tomorrow or something, just try to talk to him.

Maybe you can do something better than this.

You and I have to have a talk, all right?

Okay.

You walked in on your dad and I yesterday.

This is what, like two or three times now?

And I know your dad's had a conversation with you about it.

What's going on? Talk to me.

It's just, I'm just getting these erections, and I just

can't help it. I'm just horny all the time, you know?

Well, listen, that's...

It's typical of your age, but, you know, I... Or your parents and your mom. You

can't... It's not appropriate for you to be doing that kind of thing. You got

it? Listen, this is not acceptable.

I... What now?

It's just... I get them so many times a day, and I just really... I don't know

what to do.

They just won't stop.

Connie... I can't... help you with that.

That's not my place.

I mean, don't you have a girlfriend or something?

No, but I just, I was just really trying to, you know, make it so that that urge

goes away. It just, it's really bothering me.

Yeah, clearly you're making it so that urge goes away. I mean, your father and

have caught you countless times masturbating and then watching us having

It's really inappropriate, okay?

Okay, it's just, I don't know what to do.

What can I do?

Honey.

What do you mean, what can you do?

It's just... I don't... Look at you.

Even right now.

Sweetheart.

There's certain things that mothers and sons can't do. And there's certain

things that you...

shouldn't be involved in, right?

I know, but it's just like even now, I can't... It's become a problem. I can't

help it.

Archie, stop touching yourself.

I can't. It's just the urge won't go away.

I don't even know what to say to you anymore. This is so frustrating.

Archie! It's just... Jesus!

Mom, you have to understand. It's just... It's all day. I don't know what

Take your hands out of your pants.

That's what you gotta do. Exercise some self -control. I can't help it.

Look, seriously?

Well... Well what?

I just... I don't know what to do.

You don't even seem like you're doing it right now.

I just... It won't go away. What should I do?

Stop touching it. That's what you should do.

But the urge, it's still... It's still there.

Okay.

Put that away.

But, Mom, I... I can't... I can't stop.

When did them get so big?

Um... I mean, maybe... Mom. You gotta put this away. Mom, maybe if you

help me out, it'll stop.

RJ,

we gotta put this away.

Mom, please.

I really think if you maybe help me out a little bit, it would really go away.

Thank you

But

it's

really I think it's really helping

Tell your dad about this.

Yes, ma 'am.

Stop making noises like that. Sorry, sorry.

Uh, hi honey, I'm home.

Hi. You guys having a nice little talk?

We were, yeah.

With your, our son's dick in your mouth?

Are you kidding me?

What is this?

I thought, I don't know what else to try.

I thought it might help.

You know what to try? I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna fuck Archie's dick.

I mean, it was working.

And it doesn't look like you were hating it either.

What are you talking about?

Uh, your cocks on your pants. Oh, shit.

Uh... Uh -huh.

Okay, I'm going to watch you for a second. You still shouldn't... You what?

I'm going to watch you guys for a minute, okay? I'm sorry. You're still

it. Jesus Christ. It's just... Well, that's what our son does. He touches his

dick all the time.

Archie, stop touching your dick.

I can't help it.

You were doing great.

Now I know where he gets it from.

Well... God damn it.

You still shouldn't have done that.

Over the line, okay?

Isn't it?

I told you.

I wanted to try something else.

And besides, it's kind of nice.

So what?

Try this and... Archie, don't tell anybody about that.

Of course not.

It's better work.

I didn't really think it was really helping out.

Or something.

How does that feel, baby?

It feels great. It sounds so big.

Look at you. You talk about him jerking off all the time, but you can't keep

your hands off that. Well, I'm already here, so, right? I mean, we might as

just do this as a family. I mean, we're already doing it.

I mean, because you obviously don't have any better ideas.

I think you liked my idea.

Okay, I liked it.

I'm okay with it.

It was creative parenting, I guess, right?

Actually, if Mommy sits on you, if Mommy puts you inside her, are you going to

stop touching yourself?

Yeah, I think that would really help. Do you promise?

Yes, I promise.

Grab him.

I think it's working, right?

It's working.

It's working.

Good

job, son.

Thank you.

Make sure you don't come and flood your motor, right? Yes, sir.

Don't come and say something, all right? Yes.

That was good, right?

That was good.

I'm feeling a lot better. A little better? Yeah.

That's good. Okay.

Just... Talk.

Just let's not... Don't talk to me about that.

All right? All right. It's a secret.

Okay. All right. Just go to your room, okay?

Okay. All right. Good.

I think we did the right thing, right?

We did.

You haven't been fucked that well in a while.

You absolutely did the right thing.

I think so, yeah.

Creative parenting.