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I'm not high right now.

But whoever gave us this show, they must've been.

America has spoken.

(Snoop Dogg) Listen up, y'all.

Because the King of Kush...

(Martha Stewart) ...and the Queen of Cuisine...

(Snoop) ...are throwing a little dinner party.

Give it up for Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!

(cheering)

The 'hood gonna go crazy when they see this in my living room.

(laughter)

(Snoop) We're inviting all of our favorite homies...

This is the weirdest group of people ever on a stage together.

(laughter)

(Martha) ...to sample our most delectable dishes.

Oh, wow, look at this!

It's a piece of weave in there.

(laughter)

(Martha) Because when you mix the best of high society...

And what will you be whipping up tonight?

A classic eggnog.

(Snoop) ...with the best of high society...

Anything green is all right with me, Martha.

(Snoop) ...you never know what's gonna pop off.

What size is your float?

(laughter)

(Martha) This is "Martha...

(Snoop) "...and Snoop's...

(both) ...Potluck Dinner Party."

Oh, Lord, I wanna thank you for this food we're 'bout to have.

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪

♪ Potluck Dinner Party ♪♪

(bell dings, music, cheering and applause)

Let's get ready to sizzle.

Tonight, we got two titans that'll be squaring off,

proclaiming them the chicken-frying champion of the world!

On one side, hailing from the LBC,

the Fryin' Lion, Snoop Dogg!

(cheering and applause)

And on the other side, hailing from Bedford, New York,

the Pressure Cooker, weighing in at none of your f'ing business,

Martha Stewart!

(cheering and applause)

Welcome to "Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."

(cheering and applause)

We're glad y'all could be here.

Give it up for DJ Fredwreck in the house.

(cheering and applause)

We all know that everyone loves fried chicken.

You'll find nearly one million Instagrams

hashtagged with "fried chicken"!

Mmm...

One million!

And even more if you include the ones hashtagged "thighs."

(laughter)

I just gotta say, Martha, I got a little beef with you.

You questioned my fry-hood.

Tell 'em what you said, Martha.

I politely said that I make fried chicken

a wee bit better than Snoop.

(audience) Ooh!

Which is wack, because I was raised on fried chicken.

My pacifier was a drumstick.

(laughter)

So, to settle this...

...we're having a head-to-head contest

to see who makes the best fried chicken.

(bell dinging) The winner will get the CFC title belt

proclaiming them the chicken-frying champion of the world!

(cheering and applause)

Oh, wow! (DJ) Yeah!

Yeah!

I want it. It's mine.

Nope, it's mine. Mine!

It's mine!

It'll be mine by the end of the night.

(laughter)

So, are you ready?

Are you ready? Let's go do it.

Let's do it. Okay.

(cheering and applause)

Fling mine back there.

Let's kick this competition off

with a small drink.

That's a good idea. Yeah.

This is a drink that I call The Laid Back.

(women) ♪ With my mind on my money ♪

♪ And my money on my mind ♪

Okay. All right.

See, this drink is made with Tanqueray 10,

Apple Ciroc, pineapples,

a little fruit juice.

Pop this glass right here for you.

Pineapple's your favorite fruit, I think.

I love pineapple. I think I'm half Hawaiian.

(laughter)

Then I top it off with some of that, you know,

your favorite.

Club soda, not ginger ale.

Yeah, it's the topper.

See, already I'm changing.

(Snoop) This demands a toast.

I need everybody to hold your glasses up.

Put your glasses in the air.

You got Long Beach on the left,

Bedford on the right.

No matter how this contest goes down,

I'm taking that chicken belt home tonight.

(cheering and applause)

Okay, all right.

Well, Snoop, if we are gonna have a fried chicken contest,

we'll need some people to help us. Mm-hmm.

Let's bring out our guests.

(cheering) He's a comedic genius who pushes boundaries

with his films, from "The Interview"

to "Sausage Party."

He's definitely the type of neighbor

that you want to have around when you're looking

for that sticky-icky-icky.

Give it up for the one and only Seth Rogen!

(cheering and applause)

Seth!

What'd you bring me?

I brought you guys a fire extinguisher

so we don't all die here. Oh, perfect.

A lot of us smoke, so that adds to the... Yes, we do.

(laughter)

Let's bring out our next guest, Martha.

He's got a blossoming cannabis line

called Khalifa Kush, which I use personally.

Give it up for DJ Daddy Kat, better known as Wiz Khalifa!

(cheering and applause)

(rap music plays)

What's up? How you doing? (laughing)

I brought some gifts...

a little extra seasoning, you know.

Oh, look, lots of green.

Throw that in there when we need to, you dig?

Oh, don't waste any. Yeah, that's KK.

Thank you, thank you.

What's KK? KK is Khalifa Kush.

Oh, okay. That's-- that's a...

(cheering and applause)

That's a herb.

Martha, that's

one of those herbs that I'll be using tonight

with my special chicken wings.

Oh, okay, like my rosemary...

Yes, it's just like that.

Basil, okay. Yeah.

It's just from a different part of the world now,

you know what I'm talking about?

This is the weirdest group of people ever

on a stage together.

I think it's pretty tight, though.

(laughter)

Hey, y'all gotta rock with me one time.

No, Seth, Wiz, on the real, though.

Me and Martha, we having like a real fried chicken-off tonight.

And we just basically trying to see who got the best chicken.

So we're gonna need y'all to help us

put this thing together if y'all don't mind.

(Martha) I don't know who's gonna be more fried

by the end of this show,

my chicken or your chicken.

Yeah, and you better work up an appetite

because these guys right here,

they in charge of the taste test.

(cheering)

I'm psyched.

Seth, I have to win.

I can't lose to the hood.

Okay... (laughing)

Give the hood a break, Martha.

(laughter)

I'm competitive.

I'm from the hood, too, Martha.

I know, but you have to vote also for me.

Martha, stop trying to press my homeboy like that.

See how she squeeze?

"Yeah, so you gonna vote for me..."

Yeah, they're really hitting it off over there.

I'm gonna pay him.

Mmm. Well, I've been on the road with Snoop for a long time.

You know what I mean?

And everybody calls me like the young Snoop Dogg, so...

He did, too. He does, too.

Yeah, he influenced me a lot.

Is there any way that Snoop influenced you?

Oh, many, many ways.

I mean, his vocabulary is catching on.

For real. Let me hear some.

I'm going home with a whole new ling--

well, lingo's not the right word, right?

A whole new vernacular. Vernacular.

And, uh, and also dress code.

Look, I'm wearing a T-shirt. I'm wearing bling.

Yeah, look at her.

I never-- I never wear bling.

I'm the only one here without a necklace on.

(laughter)

Hey, Wiz got about five.

Wiz, let him borrow one of them necklaces, okay?

All right, for sure. I'll let you get one.

Yeah!

(cheering)

(Martha) I'm giving you this one.

It looks like a...

An ankh. An ankh.

It's an Egyptian sign, Seth, an Egyptian god, by the way.

You probably know that. I will give this back.

It looks sort of like a contraception thing.

It does a little bit.

It looks like a NuvaRing.

(laughter)

You look like such a normal person.

Look sort of nerdy, but you're...

(laughter)

Martha Stewart just called me nerdy.

(laughter)

I'm wearing a chain, for God's sakes!

He hip-hop, Martha. Look at him, he hip-hop.

He got a drink in his hand and a chain around his neck.

Yeah, yeah. He's hip-hop.

Damn! So how do you know Snoop?

How do I know Snoop?

Uh, I was a huge fan of his growing up.

And then I met him on his podcast show.

And were you disillusioned?

Not at all, are you kidding me?

Who lives up to what you hope them to be like

more than Snoop?

(cheering and laughter)

So, Seth, if I wasn't here,

would this be considered a "sausage party"?

(laughing)

(cheering) It would.

Hearing you say those words was one of the better things

that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

It would be. But because you're here,

it makes it a sausage party/taco fiesta.

(laughter)

I think it's time to start this contest.

I do, too. I'm ready to kick your butt, Snoop.

What? It's like that, Martha? Yes, indeed.

Okay, okay. I'm feeling competitive.

I like that. Here's what we gonna do.

Wiz, you play with her. Seth, you stay with me.

(Martha) Ready to go?

When we come back, the competition will be as hot

as the oil in which we are going to fry.

(music, cheering and applause)

Talk that shit, Martha!

(laughter)

(music continues)

(doorbell rings)

Uh-oh, what does that mean?

Y'all know what it is. What's up, man?

(cheering)

(Snoop) Ice Cube's in the house!

I would say that you got kicked out of high school.

Yeah? You think that of me?

(laughter)

Martha thinks very little of you.

(laughter)

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪

♪ We cooking with 'em, yeah ♪

(cheering and applause)

Welcome back to "Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."

We've got our friend Seth Rogen here

and Wiz Khalifa helping us out.

(cheering)

We're in the middle of a cockfight.

(Seth chuckles)

Martha, Martha, let me clean it up for you.

What's she trying to say is that we're having a contest

to see who makes the best chicken.

So, Martha, tell me exactly

how're you're making this fried chicken.

Okay, so first it's brined. Brine.

And what does brine mean?

Brine means it's been soaking in ice water. Mm-hmm.

And two tablespoons of salt.

That takes all those impurities out of that chicken.

Look how beautiful and white and cold it looks.

It does look beautiful.

(laughter)

I'm not touching that one.

So that stays in the fridge for two days.

Wait a minute, you just said--

Two days in a bowl? Two days, yeah!

Wait, wait, wait wait, wait.

First of all, we're gonna be too hungry

to be waiting two or three days to eat. But you have to make--

Who knows they're gonna want chicken in two days? Man!

Well, I just keep it always, I have chicken all the time.

You always have a bowl of chicken

in a bowl... (laughing)

Martha, in the hood, you know,

the rule in the hood is you cook the chicken,

then you put it in the refrigerator

for the next couple of days after it gets cold.

And then you reheat it. I hate cold fried chicken.

What? That's the best chicken in the world.

No, uh-uh.

Man, you hear me? (cheering and applause)

So after, after you brine it...

then you put it into a bowl of buttermilk bath.

Oh, that's nice.

Have you ever had a buttermilk bath?

No, that's amazing. Ah, well, you would like that.

That sounds good. This is not paprika.

This is...

What is it? Cayenne pepper.

(Seth) Whoa! Yeah, so half a teaspoon...

You remember the cayenne with the lemon and the ginger?

Did you guys go on a cleanse together?

Is that what you're talking about?

(laughter)

I just got insight into Wiz and Snoop's cleanse.

That's the least gangster thing that's ever happened.

But you know what, Martha,

this gonna take y'all three days.

My meal gonna take 12 minutes and we gonna be eating.

(cheering)

But I had mine in the fridge from two days ago.

Oh, okay, so you're a step ahead of the game.

Okay, there you go. Everything's ready.

And then a little secret sauce.

Oh, that's that secret, huh?

Yeah, that's my secret-- Tabasco.

(Wiz) Too much sauce. Mmm.

Not too much. You can add that later if you want.

Yeah, I gotta say, what she's making looks good.

It does. I would just drink that sludge.

(laughter)

Stir it all around. All around?

Yeah, all around. So now I'm gonna--

I'm gonna take the chicken out of the saltwater.

Give it a little-- okay, that's good.

Okay, Wiz, look at you. You got your whip game together.

Get all that salty water off into that buttermilk bath.

If you took a buttermilk bath, you'd be whiter.

(laughter)

Again, I'm not touching that one. Me neither.

It's cool, it's cool.

If one person knows how to make shit whiter,

it's Martha Stewart. (laughing)

(Snoop) Check it out, y'all.

Here's another interesting fact about chicken.

Trip this.

(music, cheering and applause)

How important is fried chicken to our country?

In 2011, President Barack Obama

made one of the biggest decisions of his presidency.

While in Los Angeles, on his way to an important meeting,

he detoured his motorcade to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles.

(cheering)

Yes, sir, and once he got there,

he ordered a number nine Country Boy--

three wings and a waffle-- mmm-- which is $8.90

of well-spent taxpayer money.

(laughter)

It is known now as the number nine Obama.

And with those wings and waffles in his belly,

the president now had the fire to resolve and take out

Osama Bin Laden. (cheering and applause)

Now chew on that.

(Seth) That's amazing.

Didn't President Obama say that he loves you

in a press speech about the cyber attacks

over the movie "The Interview"? Yeah.

How was that moment for you hearing the president say

that he respected your game?

It was dope 'cause I respect his game.

Yeah, in a real way. Game respect game...

Yeah, game recognize game. ...is what I learned that day.

You, you smoked weed in the White House,

did you not? Uh--

Careful, Snoop. Careful, Snoop.

You know, the drones is flying around.

Yeah, no snitchin', man.

I didn't get to smoke weed in the White House, though.

So it's kind of-- I haven't-- it's a bum rap, so...

Don't worry, I'll make that happen for you.

Yeah. We're gonna get that handled.

(chuckling)

Our chicken is ready to fry.

Let's watch your stuff.

What I'm doing right now, I'm lightly seasoning.

This is a lemon pepper. Lemon pep--

Where'd you get lemon pepper from?

From the lemon man on the corner of 103rd.

I must say, it smells really, really good. Why, thank you.

So you've cut each wing into three pieces?

Into two pieces, Martha. Oh, where's the little--

The flap, I got rid of that.

We don't eat that little flappy shit.

The tip, the tip?

They be having hair in it.

Like I don't want to be wanting to bite around the hair.

So I'm like, you know what?

Don't, don't it always got hair in it?

No one likes that part.

I think that's the under the arm where the... (laughing)

That part right there, I don't want that.

No, binding Snoop's wings, we don't (bleep) with that.

Ha-ha! All right, so...

(Snoop) Hey, Seth, what's your favorite thing to eat?

I like cheeseburgers a lot.

Love cheeseburgers.

I do love chicken wings, though. Mm-hmm.

Buffalo wings I like, which are chicken wings--

You must love kimchi.

I do love kimchi.

I like Korean chicken wings a lot.

Are you still allowed to eat it?

I'm not. (laughs)

As long as I don't go to Korea, I can eat it, yeah.

Oh, they don't want you over there?

I'm not welcome in that part of the world anymore.

I wonder why.

Would you like me to get you some North Korean

honey barbecue wings?

I would love that. (laughter)

Okay, so I've put mine

in my buttermilk bath.

Wiz, you just take that to the fridge.

Where's the fridge at? For eight hours, right there.

That's our fridge on that side.

"Where's the fridge?"

He's very familiar with kitchens, you can tell.

That's our fridge.

(fanfare)

(cheering and laughter)

(music continues)

(Snoop) Okay, that's nice.

(music stops)

(laughter)

Open that one. (Wiz) Does it do that every time?

Open that one if you want to really be scared.

Both doors. (club music playing)

Hey.

Cool, right?

(club music continues)

(Snoop) This (bleep) is about to go down.

(music stops)

All we need is something to wipe this man hands off with.

Do y'all got some napkins around here?

I mean, this is the hood and Hollywood right here.

Exactly, getting the real white.

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪

♪ We cooking with 'em, yeah ♪

(DJ) Here they are, getting ready to put their fryers on blast.

It's Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!

(cheering and applause)

Now, look, my recipe was inspired by the best chicken,

you know, spots in the neighborhood that I come from.

Some of these places have, you know, white tablecloths.

But in others, they serve you

through this thing right here, Martha.

(Wiz) Oh, Lord.

I know what that is. Oh.

Uh, see, this thing right here is bulletproof, right?

'Cause the owners are paranoid,

but the chicken chain is off the hook.

(laughter)

Can I take your order?

Yes, I'd like 14 pieces of fried wings.

Would you like fries with that?

Oh, I want some of those little corn fritters.

Corn fritters?

15 minutes on the corn fritters.

(Snoop chuckles)

I'll try that next time I'm downtown.

(laughing)

Oh, you're gonna have to go way further down

than downtown, Martha. (laughing)

Now, get ready to get your hands dirty. Okay.

We're going to add all-purpose flour,

like two cups for 10 pieces of chicken.

A half a teaspoon of cayenne.

And then a teaspoon of salt.

And I always use kosher salt because Seth Rogen's here.

Thank you. (chuckles)

And I also use a teaspoon of black pepper,

a heaping teaspoon.

I love black pepper. Mmm.

Why you don't like white pepper?

I like white pepper,

but I like black pepper better.

(Wiz) I know black pepper's better. Yeah.

Now, you take the chicken out of the buttermilk bath

and you coat it generously with flour.

You want to do some? Yep.

So do you want to hear a little-known fact? Yeah.

Scottish immigrants brought fried chicken

to America. Wow.

And then it was African Americans

who improved on the recipe

with novel spices and seasonings.

There you go, baby.

Can you say that again?

That they were African Americans

that took that bland-ass chicken

and made that thing do what it do.

(cheering and applause)

(Seth) Where do you get your chicken, Martha?

At the farm down the road. I see.

Fresh-killed, beautiful-- Have you ever killed a chicken yourself?

Yes, I have. Oh, Martha!

That's so messed up. That's fine.

How'd you do it? Did you shoot it?

No, no.

You wrung, you wrung his neck?

No, I fed it, I fed it some vodka.

And then I cut off its head.

Oh, Martha, come on, man!

If Martha starts giving you vodka, look out.

(laughing)

Let's get our thing poppin' now. Let's do it!

Now, the first trick to the trade is,

you take some 'tata chips

'Tata chips. Yeah.

T-A-T-A?

See what I'm saying? Now watch game.

What?!

We won this shit already, yo.

(laughter)

(Wiz) That's crazy. (Seth) Go home.

I've never seen potato chips in your chicken before. Exactly.

In the hood, you put 'em all in there

'cause we're trying to get this done in 12 minutes.

She talking about three days.

It's like a game, you know what I'm saying?

It's like a game-- look, you hear that?

(sizzling) His (bleep) already frying.

You hear that? I ain't playing no game.

I'm gonna put my chicken in.

Wait, hold on. Are you guys starting?

Is it ready, set, fry time yet?

I didn't say start yet, did I?

It's too late! It's happening!

So you want to take... Which one?

Any one. Okay, this one, any one.

Yeah, take that one.

Scoop a little bit of that egg out of there.

Now drop it over them chicken wings.

There you go. There you go.

(Seth chuckles) There you go, Seth,

You got chef in your blood, boy.

I sure do. (laughing) You know what I mean?

Martha would say it's 'cause I'm Jewish.

(laughter)

Now these things gonna be tremendous, man.

I'm telling you.

(loud sizzling) Holy (bleep)!

(laughing)

(Snoop) I need my goggles on.

(DJ) There you go, there you go, there you go.

(cheering) I have a splatter guard.

Look. (Seth chuckles)

Why she always get the upper echelon?

And me, I gotta go all the way to the battlefield?

Yeah. This don't make no sense.

We're here with bedazzles.

(sizzling, laughter)

Holy (bleep).

Wow.

(sizzling)

My chicken is gonna be so good, Martha, I tell you.

It looks good. Yeah.

You don't have a timer or something?

How do you know exactly how long--

I don't have to have no timer.

You look at the grease. The grease tell you

when it's time to take it out.

You don't know how to read grease?

(laughter)

(Martha) Looking good, look.

Mmm.

Snoop, look at this!

Oh, wow, look at this!

It's a piece of weave in there.

(laughter)

(Snoop) I need a picture of this.

Ooh! (camera snaps)

Ooh!

(camera snaps)

(cheering and applause) (both chuckling)

Look what we doing, man.

Oh, is she injecting some steroids in the chicken?

No, we're just testing the temperature over here,

making sure it's all-the-way ripe.

They got the A-Rod of fried chicken over there.

(doorbell rings)

Uh-oh, what does that mean?

Oh, somebody's at the door.

Y'all know what it is. What's up?

(DJ) Ice Cube's in the house!

(cheering and applause) (overlapping chatter)

Hey, what's up?

Hi! Oh, my word!

Where am I at, man?

Where am I at in here?

Where am I at here?

Cube, look at me.

You walk in on me and Martha, man,

and I'm in here cooking up some wings, man.

What they look like? They look pretty good.

What do you think of mine?

Uh, yours look real good too.

Maybe Cube can judge whose the best is,

'cause this is the fried chicken championship.

Oh, that's what this is right here?

This is the cook-off, the fry-off

to see who gets that belt back there.

See that belt, that fried chicken championship belt?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know?

I'm a professional eater, so...

I do know that.

I definitely can get down with this.

Cube, talk to us for a minute, man.

What's you been up to, O.G.?

Oh, you know, just working hard.

Records and, uh, movies.

Shout out to "Barbershop 3."

I really enjoyed that movie. Oh, thank you, thank you.

(cheering and applause)

Have you done a romance?

Uh, I'm not,

I'm not really into romantic--

Come on, cuz, nobody wanna hear that.

You fittin' to do a romance, dog.

I don't wanna do no romance, man.

I leave that to all the romantic people out there.

And he just got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard that.

Yeah. Yeah. (cheering and applause)

Hey, Cube, didn't you just do a game show or something?

Yeah, we, uh, we just did this game show

called "Hip Hop Squares."

(whooping) Oh, like the "Hollywood Squares"?

Like the "Hollywood Squares." Oh, that's hard.

We shoulda called it "Hip Hop Cubes."

(laughter) Yeah, for real, though, right?

Everybody was cool on the show,

hosted be DeRay.

Oh, the homie DeRay? DeRay, yeah, yeah.

From Chicago? Man, he got busy.

You know what you doing, Wiz, man?

I just saw you sprinkle a little salt on there.

I got a nice touch-- He's been very helpful.

Man, don't be messing up the food.

(laughs) The great thing about Snoop,

he never stops touching his food,

and I like that.

I love my food.

My food gonna love me back.

All we need...

is something to wipe this man hands off with.

You know Grandma used to cook like this back in the day.

I'm in here like Grandma right now.

But do y'all got some napkins around here?

This is the hood over here, cuz.

You know what I'm saying?

We got nice white cloths and (bleep).

I mean, this is the hood and Hollywood right here. Exactly.

(laughter) Okay, that's looking very good, Snoop.

Snap into one of those. Seth, go ahead,

try one of those. Let me see me get a sample.

I'm gonna look at it first. I'm not playing no games.

That's pretty good. Mm-hmm.

You need to cook it a little longer, though.

You need to cook it a little longer, homie.

He must have ate the one you cooked, Seth.

(laughter) Hey, guys.

The moment of truth is upon us.

You gotta cook that a little longer, Snoop.

Who has the best fried chicken?

Snoop D-o-double-G or moi?

(music, cheering and applause)

Going to jail does not make you stronger.

What? Damn...

For real? You be tough as hell.

She is tough.

It's time for us to decide who's going to leave here

with the championship belt.

Will it be Snoop Dogg

or is it gonna be Martha Stewart?

(cheering and applause)

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪

(music, cheering and applause)

We have just finished our fried chicken dishes

and we're about to dig in

and find out who makes the better fried chicken.

But before we try--

What should we do?

We have to say grace.

And that's my specialty.

Everybody hold hands and bow your heads.

(organ playing)

Oh, Lord...

We thank the most high, so please, do listen.

We're about to eat fried chicken

that'll make your fingers glisten.

But watch out for Martha, 'cause she's about to lose,

'cause Snoop's chicken is soaked in chronic and booze.

(laughter)

Raise your glasses. Say Amen!

(all) Amen!

Let's go!

(cheering)

Now's the moment of truth.

Let's taste the fried chicken.

I want one of yours first.

And see whose is better. Can I have one of yours first?

I know it's supposed to be ladies first,

but when it come to chicken, I ain't got no rules.

(laughter) Okay.

It's me first.

So we need to take a piece of chicken.

Me second.

What do you want, dark meat, light meat?

Light meat, please. Light meat.

Okay, light meat. Cube, what you want?

Give me dark meat, please. Give it to me.

Hers is big and steroided out the game...

(laughter) Snoop, can I get one of yours?

Can I get one of yours, please?

We're keeping it so ghetto right now.

What you doing, eating fried chicken

with a fork and a knife, man?

I... there's gold forks and knives.

Seth, what's going on, baby? How often does that happen?

Come on, baby.

Cube, you grew up on chicken?

Yeah, I grew up on chicken.

Baked, fried or barbecued?

Fried.

Wow!

That pepper really jumping out

on yours, Martha.

Yeah. Mmm.

Martha, yours is real juicy.

I like this.

What is the juice in here?

That's the brine, see?

You brine and you brine and...

You mocked her brine, Snoop...

Mmm-hmm...

But juicy and good, see? Mm-hmm.

Ooh, Snoop, though. Yeah.

Got some kick to it.

Maybe more flavor overall? You think so?

I thought I was gonna have to lie to make it seem

like even a close contest,

but it actually...

Snoop, your chicken's unbelievable.

(laughter)

Your, your wings are delicious.

Snoop put potato chips in his wings.

Potato chips?

What kind of chips you got going on here, homie?

Potato chips?

What kinda chips you use, Snoop?

Barbecue. Masterpiece.

(laughter)

Before we crown the winner,

I thought it'd be cool to find out some things

about each of you guys.

You heard of the party game "Truth and Lies"?

In the spirit of chicken, we're gonna call this one

"Two Thighs and a Truth."

(laughter, cheering and music)

We're each gonna make three statements about ourselves.

Two of them are lies and one is the truth,

and the rest of us have to guess which one is true.

Get it? Mm-hmm. Yup.

Okay. Got you.

So, my turn.

I've been struck by lightning three times.

My signature scent is Chance by Chanel.

And I was born in Poland.

Uh... I think you were born in Poland.

No, I think you got struck by lightning three times.

(laughter)

(laughs)

You be tough as hell.

She is tough.

You got struck by lightning

while you were being born in Poland three times.

(laughter)

I'm gonna say,

since I know how you like to work around the pole...

(laughter)

That you

are from Pole-land.

(laughter)

Well, only one of you is right.

I was struck by lightning three times.

Really?! What?!

Damn! When? Wow.

Well, I can-- I know the times,

because the lightning threw me on the ground

and it does make you stronger

and it makes you-- and-- (laughter)

Do you, like, fly kites in rainstorms a lot or something?

Can you control stuff with your mind?

Going-- yes-- going to jail

does not make you stronger.

They say, you know, what makes you...

you know, blah, blah, blah.

Um, only lightning makes you stronger.

Oh, so I'm not going to the gym no more.

I'm going to get struck by lightning.

Let's go play golf in the rain. Stand on top of the hill.

Uh, lightning came through the water

in my sink one day.

What?! I saw it go down the ground,

it was outside the window,

I saw it go down the ground

and I didn't realize that was the well,

and it came up out of the faucet

and hit me right in my stomach

and threw me on the floor.

Did you go to the hospital?

No, I recovered, but...

(laughter)

Then... but, but, I had witnesses.

And then I was talking on the phone

and the lightning,

I saw the lightning come through the skylight

and it hit me right in the ear.

Whoa! And it just--

Do you think God is trying to kill you?

(laughter)

I saw the lightning come down...

It came through and tried to get me.

I'm, I'm not religious, I'm not religious.

A point what I want to make is that you didn't even run.

Like, if I seen the lightning coming,

it's like a car pulling up

with something coming out the window like this.

My instincts gonna automatically tell me...

You just stood there and took it like...

Well, you can't-- it's there.

You can't run away from it.

It just hits you.

I got electrocuted once too. Damn.

Not including lightning.

No, not including that.

Wow, okay.

It's your turn, Wiz.

Okay, all right, so, uh...

I love spiders and I had a pet tarantula growing up.

Look at me.

I was born in North Dakota.

I never eat breakfast, only lunch and dinner.

Hmm... Which one's

two thighs and which one's the truth?

I don't think you eat a lot. Okay.

I know that for sure-- He's skinny.

So I'ma go with the last one. All right.

That's true. I, uh, you're a skinny dude.

I'll go with the last one too.

I think he had a tarantula and a spider and some roaches

when he was young. (laughter)

What about you?

Uh... I don't think you eat breakfast.

For real?

Damn, I need to eat more.

I was born in North Dakota.

Wiz. Oh!

Well, why you talking about

you from Pittsburgh, then, cuz?

Well, my parents were in the military,

so I was, like, two years old.

You know how when your parents meet in basic training

and they get it on. And move around.

Exactly. That's what happened with my people, so-- I got that.

I know that's right. North Dakota.

Minot, North Dakota.

Have you ever gone back?

I have, for a show, to perform,

but I haven't gone and seen, like, where I was born at.

I'ma go check it out though.

So, Snoop?

I'll start like this. Okay.

My best subject in high school was calculus.

I once smoked a one-pound blunt.

I know what's true.

(laughter)

There's one more, one more, O.G.

(laughter)

I am the coach of my son's basketball team.

Which one is the truth and which one is two thighs?

Hmm...

I would guess the calculus. I thought it was calculus.

You thought it was calculus?

What you think, Cube?

Which one is true? Yeah.

Oh, it got something to do with a blunt.

(laughter)

Whatever, whatever the one... What you say, Seth?

I'm gonna go with the blunt one.

You two... are absolutely wrong!

Oh! Oh!

You two are absolutely right!

Yeah! Yeah!

You never smoked a one-pound blunt?

We had the safe bet on that one. No, it was a half a pound.

(laughter)

Stick around, we'll be right back in a moment.

(music, cheering and applause)

Man, what... what is this, man?

So good, isn't it?

It's time for us to decide who's going to leave here

with the championship belt.

Ice Cube, what do you think?

I gotta say... hmm...

I think I should get the belt.

(laughter)

(music, cheering and applause)

(music, cheering and applause)

(Snoop) Welcome back.

I'm sitting here with Wiz Khalifa,

Seth Rogen, and my main man, Ice Cube.

Okay, it's my turn apparently.

I'd rather talk about Martha Stewart

getting struck by lightning over and over again.

Mine is not as interesting as that.

Okay, here are my three things. Okay.

James Franco has never painted me in the nude.

I auditioned for the role of Dwight in "The Office."

I have hosted "Saturday Night Live" four times.

I know you and James got a thing for each other, so...

(laughter)

We're breaking down walls.

Strange, Strange James. I think you've hosted

"Saturday Night Live" at least four times.

He was trying to be Dwight, wasn't he?

He is white. He ain't trying to be Da-White.

(laughter)

That's the ambition of every white person

is to be "Da White."

(laughter)

Uh, that one's true.

I was... I auditioned for Dwight.

The other ones aren't true...

See, I was right! Hey, you were right.

You got that also right about Dwight.

I picked that one.

Y'all just didn't hear me.

(laughter)

Ice Cube, it's on you.

My turn, all right.

I graduated from architectural drafting school.

I got kicked out of Compton High School.

The "Death Certificate" album is 30 years old.

Hmm...

How old are you?

How old am I?

I'm old enough, Martha.

That's right, that's right.

Yeah, how about that?

Hmm...

I would say that you

got kicked out of high school.

Yeah? You think that of me?

(laughter)

What you think, Wiz?

I think "Death Certificate" is 30 years old.

Okay. Yeah.

What you think, Snoop?

I think I was in... 12th grade,

'89...

Man, don't give us no history...

(laughter)

I'm trying to calculate, do the numbers.

Oh, you want a calculator? I'm trying to add, so...

That ain't 30, that's only, like, 25. 28.

That's not 30.

So I'm gonna say that

he went to architectural, uh, drafting school.

Building houses, right?

Yeah, that's right.

It's drawing, it's drawing the, uh, blueprints for the house.

To a house. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And is that true?

Yeah, that's truth.

(cheering and applause)

I knew my homeboy was smarter than the average bear.

Damn, I knew you could do calculus too.

Martha thinks very little of both of you. Yeah, yeah.

(laughter) Kicked out

and, you know, smoked a pound of dope.

I actually think a lot of them.

Look, look how successful he's been

since he got kicked out of high school.

(laughter)

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

it's time for us to decide who's going to leave here

with the championship belt.

(music, cheering and applause)

Will it be Snoop Dogg?

(cheering and applause)

Or is it gonna be Martha Stewart?

(cheering and applause)

It's time for you guys to vote.

Wiz, who's it gonna be?

(man) Snoop!

(laughter)

I'm riding with Martha.

Snoop, you my man, I love you to death,

but Martha's chicken was so flaky and juicy

and, and, and, and, and, and, and seasoned--

(laughter)

--so correctly...

that my mouth is still thanking me

for being on Martha's team.

Ah, thank you. So I'm gonna go with Martha.

(cheering and applause)

Seth, what do you think, Seth?

I was saying, and I thought that I was gonna have to lie

just to be nice to Snoop

'cause I know him better than everyone here,

but I, I don't.

Like... I go with Snoop.

His wings... I like the spice and the kick they have to them,

I like smaller wings, honestly. Mm-hmm.

It's a little unwieldy.

I'm a messy eater.

You saw me go for the knife and fork.

(laughter)

And so I'm gonna go with Snoop.

(cheering and applause) That's okay.

Ice Cube.

Ice Cube, what do you think?

I gotta say, hmm, no, my wife,

she'd kill all y'all with this chicken right here.

You know what I mean? I shoulda brought her. Aah...

Tell the truth!

I think I should get the belt.

(laughter)

That belt'd look good on me.

I mean, Ice Cube, you got the final say-so, man,

so it's up to you, so you gotta, you know...

It's up to me? Yup.

It was somewhat of a tie to me, to be honest.

It was somewhat of a tie to me. That's right.

All right, well, it looks like it's gonna be a tie

between Snoop and Martha-- Wow.

--so you guys are tied for the belt.

There's gonna have to be a, a rematch. Oh, it's a tie.

It's a tie. So, this is what's gonna happen.

It's gonna be both our belts.

I'm just gonna keep it at my house. That's okay.

(laughter) It doesn't quite fit my decor.

(laughter)

The hood gonna go crazy when they see this in my living room.

(laughter)

Stick around, because when we come back,

we've got another special guest.

(music, cheering and applause)

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪

♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪

♪ We're cooking with 'em ♪

(music, cheering and applause)

Welcome back to "Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."

Yes, sir.

I wanna welcome my buddy to the house,

Mr. Anderson Paak!

(music, cheering and applause)

Anderson, check it out, dog.

So, uh, you was named the best new performer

at South By Southwest

in 2016. How did that feel?

I don't even remember it, man, it was such a blur.

I think I'd be, like, emotional as ever.

It felt like a hundred chills, but it was so much fun.

We was just cooling out, man.

Hey, Snoop, you and Anderson got two things in common.

What, Fred, deez nuts?

(laughter)

So, Anderson, you signed with Dr. Dre?

Yes, Lord! Aftermath?

Aftermath gets the last laugh.

Okay. So, right now, would you please perform

"Come Down"?

♪ Y'all -- got me high ♪

♪♪

♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly what a -- came for ♪

♪ You drinkin' shots from afar ♪

♪ I'ma meet you at your front door ♪

♪ Hey, so hard to be doing what you really meant for ♪

♪ Beauty ♪

♪ But don't I make it look easy? ♪

♪ Don't I make it look good? ♪

♪ Now you drank up all my liquor ♪

♪ Come on, what I'm 'posed to do now? ♪

♪ And you talkin' all that -- ♪

♪ Now come on, you gon' have to back it up ♪

♪ If I get too high now, sugar, come on ♪

♪ I might never come down, so ♪

♪ You might not ever come down ♪

♪ Now, now, now, goin' crazy, come on, come on ♪

♪ You might not ever come down ♪

♪ Now, now, now, goin' crazy, come on, come on ♪

♪ You might not ever come down ♪

Martha, you gotta get down.

Hands up!

(music, cheering and applause)

Keep it going for Anderson Paak!

(cheering and applause)

I wanna thank my main man, Wiz Khalifa, Seth Rogen,

Ice Cube the Don Mega for being here. Yes, sir!

See you next time on the "Martha and Snoop Potluck Dinner Party,"

baby...!

(music, cheering and applause)