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Previously on iZombie...
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You're prosecuting Weckler?
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He confessed even though you
didn't have much hard evidence.
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You haven't heard?
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James Weckler hanged himself
in his cell this morning.
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Any idea who's going to be in charge of
the world's only zombie military force now?
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Chase Graves, Vivian's brother-in-law,
is gonna to take the reins.
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Sir! Yes, sir.
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After you w o uld beat me,
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I'd visit this well.
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Wish you'd drop dead.
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Harley and his people
a r e targeting zombies.
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I landed us an invite to the zombie
truthers meeting tomorrow night.
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That, boys and girls,
is what we're dealing with.
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Those of us sitting in this room are all
that's standing between an America we love,
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and a
zombie-controlled wasteland.
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Yes, sir.
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Whether they look like this.
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- Or this.
- God.
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- Oh, snap.
- Or like our honorable mayoral candidate,
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a secret zombie.
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What makes you think
he's a brain eater?
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Look at the facts.
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My brother worked down in
the basement lab at Max Rager.
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Baracus and all of the other
Chaos Killer victims
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are being experimented on
down in the lab.
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Hell, they say
as much in interviews.
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Well, they didn't say
they were zombies.
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Maybe not. But when me and my
brother Harley tried to visit Baracus,
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see if he'd take a little
involuntary blood pressure test,
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he had zombie guards
protecting him.
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So, they can just pass
as normal-looking?
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Sure can.
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Ask Billy Cook here.
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He's the guy you heard
on Chuck Burd's show.
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He saw it all go down
at the Max Rager party.
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It's true. Everyone
that walked in that party
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was just a normal person.
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But what I saw at the end?
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They were all red-eyed monsters.
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If you're here,
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it means that we can tell from what
you've posted on the message boards
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you're ready to do more than hunker down and
try to merely survive a zombie outbreak.
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Right. Yeah.
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My brothers and me,
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we're all in.
We can't do it on our own.
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We need volunteers to keep tabs
on all of our suspected zombies.
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Starting with
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Tim Addis.
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I'll do it.
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Here you go, Quick Draw.
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- Sandy Coleman.
- I'll take that.
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So, yeah...
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The Scratching Post is
under new management.
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Now, it's likely some of you heard how a
couple members of the old regime were, um,
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terminated without notice.
But, uh,
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let me tell you this,
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as long as you keep this operation
as clean and tight as this roll up,
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you will be fine.
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Now, when I'm off attending
other business,
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Don E. Here is my guy.
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What he says goes.
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Let's go make some money.
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Money, people! Let's make it!
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Don E...
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I'm kind of his guy.
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Uh-huh.
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I need you to keep
this burner somewhere safe.
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I need to be able
to reach you 24/7.
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Also, our new product
is finally ready.
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This has been soaking
for 20 days.
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That's twice as long as Ravi's
recipe calls for.
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I need you
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to take it for a trial run.
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- I'm not sure that's the best use of my time.
- I'll do it.
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- Fine.
- What is it?
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This blue juice makes zombie
visions longer and more intense.
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And if all goes according to plan,
it's going to make us a lot of money.
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Our test brain belonged
to 94-year-old Hoyt Carroll,
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a World War II waist gunner
and noted ladies' man.
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Ladies' man. Right on.
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I need to know how long
the visions last.
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And how soon
they start, post-ingestion.
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That's, uh, after you eat it.
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Okay, I need all you volunteers to
track your zombies' comings and goings
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and report back to me.
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And what are you gonna
do with that info?
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Something that can't be ignored.
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Like what?
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Capture a zombie,
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starve it, broadcast it
on a live stream,
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and let the whole world see
the monster it becomes.
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- Right.
- Whoo!
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry, but I didn't know I
was signing up for a kidnapping.
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Would you grow a pair, Billy?
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We are talking about the
survival of the human race here!
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Perhaps I can help.
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My name is Ravi Chakrabarti.
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I work for the police.
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Allow me to explain.
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Yeah, you do that.
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I'm a medical examiner.
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I used to work for the CDC,
but was fired
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for taking the possibility of
a zombie apocalypse seriously.
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I am on your side.
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What do you know about 'em?
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They've existed in Seattle
since the Boat Party Massacre.
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I examined several dead ones.
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I found brains in their
digestive tracts
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and something
under their fingernails.
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A substance which makes a
zombie's scratch highly contagious.
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Which means trying
to abduct one of them
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could start the very apocalypse
we are trying to prevent.
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You said you could help.
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I'm close to developing
a vaccine.
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One that will protect humans
from the zombie contagion.
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How close?
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Like, a few weeks, at most.
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According to Google,
Dr. Chakrabarti
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did, in fact, work for the CDC.
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He is who he says he is.
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Okay.
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We start surveilling
all known zombies,
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but no contact while the
doctor works on the vaccine.
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ETA 15 minutes? Ugh.
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Hey, Chakrabarti!
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What's up, Doc?
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Good work putting the brakes
on the kidnapping talk.
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I'm Rachel, by the way.
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Ravi.
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Do you need a lift?
I'm faster than Uber.
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Sure. Thank you.
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I'm just over there.
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Actually, their plan makes
a lot of sense.
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It's just, uh, premature.
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Kidnapping? That's not why
I showed up to this thing.
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Well, what brought you here?
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I'm a photographer.
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I want to shoot a zombie.
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- I've already got a Nessie and a Sasquatch.
- Oh.
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I thought this was my ride.
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Nope. This is.
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You encounter a beautiful elfin creature,
who offers to whisk you away on her steed.
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What do you do?
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The elf awaits.
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Will you join me, stranger?
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- Am I strong enough to get up on her horse?
- You know you are.
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Then, yes, milady.
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You mount
the horse successfully.
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Your compatriots
proceed on foot.
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After a half-day's journey,
you come to a tavern.
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Well, if there's anyone more dangerous
than a gnome textile merchant inside,
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we flee in terror.
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We do not flee in terror.
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We enter and approach the bar.
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An ancient barkeep approaches.
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To Queen Larissa!
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Giver of life!
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Fair warning, strangers,
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a Ranger by the name of
Longstockings was in here earlier,
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asking about...
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Oh, he's choking.
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I'll give him ye old Heimlich.
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I have a healing potion.
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Seriously, Dan. Longstockings
was asking about what?
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- Dan.
- I think this might really be happening.
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Holy crap.
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Who knows CPR?
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So, our Harley Johns followers
want to kidnap a zombie?
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Yes. But, happily,
not until I finish
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my utterly fictional
anti-zombie vaccine.
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- Quick thinking.
- It only buys us a couple of weeks.
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If they're willing to kidnap,
they're willing to murder.
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Well, they seem like people that would
execute a zombie family without blinking,
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but they didn't say anything
about the Tuttle-Reid case.
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Victim's name is
Dan Harbinson, 34.
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Uh...
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What the hell am I looking at?
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Dungeons & Dragons.
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The granddaddy of all
fantasy role-playing games.
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So, the victim has kids?
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Adults play it, too.
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I bet you were so into this.
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Do I look like a nerd?
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- Detective.
- What you got?
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Vic keeled over in the middle of game
night after taking a swig of wine.
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One of the players called
it in at 2:07 a.m.
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- The other players still here?
- Yeah. This way.
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- A couple of them work at the station.
- Cops?
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Not exactly.
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See what I mean? Nerds.
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Ah. Finally some friendly faces.
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Mind if I get my bag?
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Sorry, Jimmy. Everything
in there is evidence. Sit.
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How often do you all get
together for these game nights?
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Weekly. Dan's been our DM
almost seven years now.
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- DM?
- Dungeon Master.
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Basically like a referee.
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He creates the details
in the adventure,
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and describes what the players
see and hear along the way.
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Including the other characters
we encounter.
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Dragon, diplomat.
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Dan's final character,
a common barkeep.
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Toasted the Queen, quaffed mead
from the Grail of Eternal Buzzery,
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and crossed over the River Styx.
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The wine was poisoned.
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What type of poison?
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An extremely rare one.
Gelsemine.
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Any of the players could've
slipped it into the open wine bottle
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while Dan and the others
were absorbed by the game.
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Those were in his pockets.
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I can't believe grown adults
play this for hours at a time.
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Grown nerds.
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Mmm. Who's hungry?
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Vampire Steve's up first. Ready?
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The question is, "Are you?"
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Sixty feet away,
your first suspect awaits.
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A nocturnal creature whose
loyalties are in question.
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Strength, below average.
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Charisma, below average.
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What do you do?
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I go in and question him.
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You coming?
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Indeed I am.
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It says here y o ur DM made his
living pl a ying online poker.
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Any idea how much Dan earned?
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Master Dan didn't speak
of his wealth,
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but he must've been
doing quite well, indeed.
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He bought original cover art
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to an Ogden Twiddlyhut a n d
the Valiant Men of Golden Glen.
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I've seen those sell
for as much as $10,000.
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You know, that's not listed
in our crime scene inventory.
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It was hanging above
his fireplace last week.
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How long have you been
playing in Dan's campaign?
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Nigh unto seven years.
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Why were you all playing
first level characters?
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We were a party
of heroes and legends,
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but we were slain last week
in the Caverns of Varag.
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I know them well.
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Danger lurks behind
every stalactite.
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And how did you come
to meet your untimely demise?
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Darts dipped in Pit Fiend venom.
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Our thief failed
to detect a trap.
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Your group was pretend-killed
by poison last week,
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and this week, your dungeon master
was real-life-killed by poison.
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Even though the Reverend Deodato
was wearing his Absorption Stone.
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He should've been
immune to poison.
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Who is Reverend Dodle Doodle?
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My 15-level cleric.
251
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,755
Fool! You were in a cavern!
252
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,584
- Your Absorption Stone would be worthless.
- So sayeth you.
253
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,342
An Absorption Stone doesn't work
anywhere untouched by the sun.
254
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,388
Uh... Sun Hammer.
255
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,438
Is it safe to say your group
of heroes and legends
256
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,607
had grown attached
to these old characters?
257
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,619
Not attached enough to murder our
friend, if that's what you're asking.
258
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,775
You can't imagine anyone
in your group seeking revenge
259
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,694
for Dan killing your characters?
260
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,115
Well, I can't read
their minds, obviously.
261
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,620
I'd put the odds at one in 100.
262
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,662
Your saving throw fails.
263
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,088
You're all dead.
264
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,500
- My saving roll is a three?
- It's called a Sun Hammer!
265
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,594
- Are you on some kind of power trip!
- You're such a dick, Dan.
266
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,012
I think we're good here.
267
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,393
We'll call you back in
if we need anything more.
268
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,402
What'd you see?
269
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,604
The players all lost their
minds when their characters died.
270
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,777
They were in Dan's face,
screaming at him.
271
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,066
Who do we go to next?
272
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,330
Zoe.
273
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:58,127
"Time for vision to start after
eating brain, five minutes."
274
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,291
"Length of vision, two hours."
275
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,465
Penmanship, poor.
276
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,668
- How was the ride?
- Primo.
277
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,594
I was in the middle
of a dogfight.
278
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,973
Felt like I was shooting real
bullets. Shooting down Nazis.
279
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,887
Damn, man. It was intense.
280
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,389
Later, I'm getting
with this French girl,
281
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,598
and she's nonstop into playing
Hide the Baguette, so I'm...
282
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,315
Okay. Got it. Got it.
283
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,153
Boys, we're gonna be rich.
284
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,343
I'm gonna go to Shady Plots
285
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,678
and see if there's any promising
new stiffs for blue-juicing.
286
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,786
Meantime, you two start
hyping our new product.
287
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,659
- You get all that booze put away?
- Can do.
288
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,853
Cleared for takeoff.
289
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,986
Oh, no.
290
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,668
Oh...
291
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,875
Hey.
292
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,833
You know that stealing mail
is a federal offense, right?
293
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,165
I was hiding mail.
294
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,296
- Why are you...
- Opening my hate mail?
295
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,174
Better question, why were
you hiding it from me?
296
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,348
Because I'm kind and empathetic.
297
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,892
You know, I used to do
all right with girls.
298
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,560
I suppose I can believe that.
299
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,354
The only girls who don't avoid
me completely these days
300
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,023
are the ones
out at Fillmore-Graves.
301
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,254
And they're zombies, so that
doesn't do me much good.
302
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,941
I may never be loved
or have sex again
303
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,274
unless I move to some backwards
civilization that doesn't consume news.
304
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,528
Like Pullman.
305
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,743
Oh!
306
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,992
Sick Wazzu burn.
307
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,496
Wazzu?
308
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,906
Washington State?
309
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,538
Share my cultural touchstones!
310
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,626
Ah! Listen to this love letter.
311
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,875
When they make
a Chaos Killer TV movie,
312
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,627
I hope you watch it in hell
with your pal Ted Bundy.
313
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,168
Wait, you didn't
actually kill anyone.
314
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,471
Yeah, and the joke's on them. I'm
not pals with Ted Bundy either.
315
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,808
Ah! This one wishes I'd been blown
to bits in the Max Rager explosion.
316
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,887
This one wants my future family
kidnapped, so I know how it feels.
317
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,563
Enough, Major.
Stop torturing yourself!
318
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,774
This one
319
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,900
says, uh,
320
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,904
- I didn't do it.
- Really?
321
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,405
"I know how crazy it must be to get a
letter like this from a total stranger."
322
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,119
"But I was also accused
of something I didn't do."
323
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,995
"If you ever need a sympathetic
ear, I've got two. Shawna."
324
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,620
Monster!
325
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,331
She must've done
whatever she was accused of.
326
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,464
Well, she included
her phone number.
327
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,295
- Mmm.
- And this.
328
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,018
She's cute.
329
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:06,353
So I read the report you wrote on James
Weckler as his prison psychiatrist.
330
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,900
What were you treating him
for exactly, Dr. Danforth?
331
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,818
Apparitional hallucinations.
332
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,322
He saw ghosts. Well, a ghost.
333
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,903
Of his deceased wife.
334
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,402
I guess it makes sense he'd
335
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,988
go looking for
comfort elsewhere.
336
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,417
- How do you mean?
- His supposed murder victim was a dominatrix.
337
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,870
James started out as a client.
338
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,457
No way.
339
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,166
James lost all interest in sex
after his wife died.
340
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,759
He simply couldn't do anything
his wife didn't approve of.
341
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,611
She most certainly would
not have approved
342
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,464
of him spending his limited
funds on a dominatrix.
343
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,265
Man, this really takes me back.
344
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,840
I didn't know you
were into comics.
345
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,514
Just The Flash.
346
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,101
His dad didn't have
much faith in him, either.
347
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,853
Aw...
348
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,604
I'm messing with you.
349
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,481
He was super-fast
and he had a cool name.
350
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,948
Liv, look at this.
351
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,454
The Ogden Twiddlyhut thingy.
352
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,789
The one missing from the
inventory of Dan's apartment.
353
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,288
On sale for $5,000.
354
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,004
Keep going.
355
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,888
When you finish down there, you
can take me to second breakfast.
356
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:33,898
Sorry.
357
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,981
Guy needed a moment to say goodbye
to his entire comic book collection.
358
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,361
We just had a few
more questions. Starting with,
359
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,739
why is Dan's missing
cover art here, for sale?
360
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,033
This is the first time
Lady Wellin Marsapple,
361
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,784
hero of
the Ogden Twiddlyhut series,
362
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,741
has ever appeared in print.
363
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,501
And who says it's missing?
I won it off Dan in a bet.
364
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,997
You had five grand
to lose in a bet?
365
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,545
Or maybe you didn't bet cash.
366
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,636
Maybe you bet some erotic
cosplay involving Halfling feet.
367
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,222
Did you guys talk to Jimmy?
368
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,426
Dan and I hadn't been
sleeping together long.
369
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,805
We tried to keep it a secret.
370
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,897
But I think that Jimmy saw
a naughty text I sent to Dan.
371
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,770
So, you and Dan?
372
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,696
It's the way he wielded all that
power. Oh! It was intoxicating.
373
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,694
Why would Jimmy care if that's
how you felt about Dan?
374
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,197
Well, I can tell when a guy's
got a crush on me.
375
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,278
Like my character,
I'm pretty intuitive.
376
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,374
I wouldn't say I had a crush.
377
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,328
That's funny, given what we
found in your bag.
378
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,373
Seeing the sketch pad, Jimmy's
eyes dart back and forth.
379
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,458
Guilt etched on his face.
380
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,921
- This is very creative.
- Mmm-hmm.
381
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,728
Liv saves against upchucking.
382
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,823
And here's you
383
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,401
and Zoe.
384
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,868
- Yeah.
- Did you realize Zoe and Dan were sleeping together?
385
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,742
Were you jealous of Dan?
386
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,838
I wonder how far you'd go to
win the object of your obsession.
387
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,276
You wanna talk about obsession?
You should check out Diego's back.
388
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,591
How long after you got this did
you learn Zoe was sleeping with Dan?
389
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,176
Not long enough.
390
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,727
Steve knew, too.
391
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,683
And he's really into Zoe.
392
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,309
Where did Steve put his tattoo?
393
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,936
It's not about his ink.
394
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,986
It's his whole Boys Don't Cry.
Era Robert Smith thing.
395
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,104
As he is, so has he ever been.
396
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,360
No. He used to be a blond.
397
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,033
Then he found out
Zoe was a Twihard,
398
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,531
and then he
became Vampire Steve.
399
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,000
Diego told us you did all this
400
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,496
to get with Zoe.
401
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,502
I came to vampires
of my own accord.
402
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,509
It is but one of many interests
I happen to share with Zoe.
403
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,131
Name another.
404
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,587
Graphic novels.
405
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,677
Especially those
pertaining to vampires.
406
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,054
And yet she chose someone else.
407
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,760
That must have been frustrating.
408
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,764
I think we may yet
be joined in holy union.
409
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,981
Good luck with that.
410
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,192
She's polyandrous,
411
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,601
and would only stay married
until a hale child is born.
412
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,688
Plus, you'd need to find
a unicorn to sacrifice.
413
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,443
You don't know.
I could find a unicorn.
414
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,149
I was talking about real life.
415
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,203
Oh.
416
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,862
I think we're done here.
417
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,364
Thank you, Steve. You can go.
418
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,662
The veteran detective
419
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,497
closes his notepad in defeat,
420
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,834
as another suspect slips
through his fingers.
421
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,053
Any of these guys feel
like a murderer to you?
422
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,677
None of them could draw blood
from a one-eyed kobold.
423
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,308
Yeah, probably not.
424
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,516
So we should do
some more digging.
425
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,435
On a quest!
426
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,899
One that will require a band of eager
souls, ready to test their mettle!
427
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,026
Oh, no. You're talking about
playing the game, aren't you?
428
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,528
Not just a game, good sir!
429
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,703
A quest!
430
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,542
You each start the campaign
with this many gold pieces.
431
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,592
Twenty-seven gold pieces.
432
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,421
I buy a small farm,
retire from adventuring.
433
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,427
We've been diddling
around for two hours.
434
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,974
We haven't actually
done anything.
435
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,503
The creation of characters is
an essential part of the game.
436
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,395
The actual point of which is...
437
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,394
Ooh! To trigger a vision to help
solve Dungeon Master Dan's murder.
438
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,397
And who might this hirsute
stranger be? Introduce yourself.
439
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:49,942
I am Mosco Bandywax of the Mirkwood
Bandywaxes. I'm a Halfling monk.
440
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,526
And you, good sir?
441
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,325
I am Sir Jay Esclaborne,
the human paladin.
442
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,580
I don't remember yourcharacter
earning a knighthood.
443
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,954
Oh, he's not a knight.
His first name is.
444
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,626
- Sirjay.
- Clever.
445
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,130
I'll be watching you.
446
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:03,965
And, you, madam?
447
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:09,002
Hi. Uh, Brangelina Darksbane.
448
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,629
Dark elf assassin.
449
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,261
And who might
this stout fellow be?
450
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,560
Earl. Dwarf fighter.
451
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,188
Earl.
452
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,815
Your story begins.
453
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,770
Night falls on Astergrove.
454
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,946
A hamlet on the frontier of the
human kingdom of Oosterglovia.
455
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,901
You have never seen
each other before,
456
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,909
but you find yourselves gathered in
the study of Georgie Fogglebottom.
457
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,783
Last wizard east of Gloomy Glen.
458
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,498
You regard
each other uncomfortably.
459
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,335
You regard
each other uncomfortably.
460
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,512
Anyone know if Gloomy Glen
is a person or a place?
461
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,882
Either way,
we should steer clear.
462
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,224
Silence.
463
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,552
A door opens in
the back of the room,
464
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,605
and in walks
a small, unarmed woman
465
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,723
holding a tea cup.
466
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,520
She takes a sip,
467
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,736
sits down,
and regards the group.
468
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,445
This was the best I could do?
469
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,073
Very well.
470
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,828
You will kill the Lich
of Castle Rommscoddle.
471
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,042
Lich, please!
472
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,540
If you survive,
you will bring me his head.
473
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,747
Then, and only then,
474
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:30,585
will you be showered with
treasure befitting your efforts.
475
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,465
Sounds dangerous, Mosco.
476
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,430
Maybe you should go outside
and wait on your horse.
477
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:36,890
What's a lich?
478
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,468
Oh, a lich is
a terrible creature.
479
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,553
A member of the undead.
480
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:42,933
Gross!
481
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,250
Kill it!
Kill the undead creature!
482
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,274
Let me get this straight.
483
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:49,145
So, we can go and find
Castle What's-His-Nuts,
484
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,281
fight that thing, come back and we'll
get rewarded by this little old lady.
485
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,899
Or we could just
486
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:58,366
tie up this little old lady,
and take what we want now.
487
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,739
Georgie begins
to mutter an incantation.
488
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,919
Electricity fires from her
hands and strikes Brangelina.
489
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,931
I try to dive in front
of the lightning bolt.
490
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,291
Not on this day,
Ms. Fogglebottom!
491
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,502
The lightning bolt has
already struck Brangelina.
492
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:17,305
And Mosco lands on the ground
in front of her, looking foolish.
493
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,341
Brangelina, you take...
494
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,348
Thirty-four points damage.
495
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,843
How many hit points do you have?
496
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:27,650
Thirty-four.
497
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,484
Well. I'm dead.
498
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,061
Uh, good luck with the lich.
499
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,068
I bid thee, Fellowship
of the Dorks, goodnight.
500
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,615
Oh, uh, I bind her wounds,
501
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,658
begin mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
502
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,277
I move toward the light.
503
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,074
Mosco won't give up.
504
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,726
He keeps performing
chest compressions,
505
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:46,460
keeps engulfing her mouth with his,
breathing his life force into hers!
506
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,753
Live! Live, damn you!
507
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,294
Brangelina's eyes flutter open.
508
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:01,637
So, what say you,
Fellowship of the Dorks?
509
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,644
Do you venture forth
and face the lich
510
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,973
or stay and take
your chances with me?
511
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,148
You enter the lich's quarters.
You hear muttering.
512
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,825
You look up, and you see the lich
perched on a giant wooden chandelier.
513
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,199
A fireball comes
hurtling down at you.
514
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,530
Not good.
515
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,202
Everyone takes 38 points damage.
516
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,418
I'm dead.
517
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,201
I bind her wounds.
518
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,582
- I begin to...
- You're dead, too, Halfling.
519
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,542
Your turn. What do you do?
520
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,874
I swing with my long sword.
521
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,467
At what? The Lich is 10 feet
above you.
522
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,169
Well, throw something!
523
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,241
Isn't there a stone somewhere?
Don't you have a dagger?
524
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,597
- The dwarf!
- Say what?
525
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,329
I throw the dwarf up
to the chandelier.
526
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,263
I've got 18 strength.
527
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,118
Does the dwarf allow
himself to be thrown?
528
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:47,971
Yeah, fine.
529
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,056
Sirjay throws Earl
up to the chandelier.
530
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,567
He sticks the landing.
Earl, what do you do?
531
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:58,114
I cleave this undead hellspawn in
twain with my Ax of the Dwarven Gods.
532
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,904
You hit. Roll for damage.
533
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,993
Booyah!
534
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,536
How you like old Earl now,
you damn dirty lich?
535
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,207
Is it dead?
536
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,000
The lich looks badly wounded,
537
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,938
but it launches itself
from the chandelier,
538
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,460
and disappears from view as it
enters this antechamber.
539
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,471
- We give chase!
- You go into the chamber, but the lich is gone.
540
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,469
We search the room
for secret doors.
541
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,139
Dan?
542
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,013
What the hell is this place?
543
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,189
Has this room always been here?
544
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,561
- What did you see?
- A secret door.
545
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,066
In Dan's apartment.
546
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,282
Great, we're done here.
547
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,323
No, we're not.
548
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,027
Where is the lich?
549
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,668
Boy, Georgie Fogglebottom's face
when I reached into my bag of holding
550
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,214
and pulled out
that lich head, like... Yeah!
551
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,002
What do you think
of them apples?
552
00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,218
I was there.
553
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,174
I think playing all night
might've been a bad idea.
554
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:07,054
Now that I've leveled up, I get two
attacks a round. That's gonna be tight.
555
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:09,056
Hey, maybe we could
have a regular game.
556
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,646
You could save a little Dan
brain, eat some every week.
557
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,144
Clive, I saw that suit
of armor in my vision.
558
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,022
It means the hidden door
to the secret room must be...
559
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,025
There.
560
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,834
White people.
561
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,372
A computer geek's paradise.
562
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,592
What the hell am I looking at?
563
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,760
"Remote fuel rod
system override."
564
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,588
"Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant."
565
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,594
When did you learn
to read Russian?
566
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,141
A couple of days ago.
567
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,719
You know Russian,
maybe you know passwords.
568
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,392
Let's see.
569
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:55,942
Apparently not.
570
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,240
I'm gonna tell
Devore what we found.
571
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,572
Let's bring Zoe in tomorrow.
572
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,160
See what she knew
about this room
573
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,329
and Dan's interest
in Russian power plants.
574
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,658
Yeah, I knew
about the secret room.
575
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:14,955
How'd you find it?
576
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,661
I went over to Dan's one day,
577
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,712
heard music coming
from behind the wall,
578
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,586
pushed on the bookcase
and there it was.
579
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,594
She's done here.
580
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,762
You can go.
581
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,599
We're shutting down the case.
582
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,467
- Why?
- The FBI stepped in.
583
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,474
They're chasing
the cyber-crime angle.
584
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,667
They think that your victim
might have been poisoned
585
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,604
by a Russian agent to stop him
from hacking into their system.
586
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,941
You know, that actually makes more
sense than any of our suspects.
587
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,236
Let the Feds figure it out.
588
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,780
They put Bozzio on it.
589
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,072
- Bozzio?
- She was here a minute ago. You must've just missed her.
590
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,887
What you looking for?
591
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,109
You.
592
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,943
You were right about Major
Lilywhite not being a mass murderer.
593
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,075
Turns out he was
just a mass kidnapper.
594
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,456
I've wanted to talk,
595
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:38,953
but I figured after leaving a dozen
messages, the feeling wasn't mutual.
596
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,625
Didn't seem like much
for me to say.
597
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,425
Still doesn't.
598
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,920
Unless you have
something new to add.
599
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,231
How about this?
600
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,651
I haven't stopped
thinking about you.
601
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:09,866
I'm absolutely lost without you.
602
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,869
I meant about the case.
603
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,624
My Uber is here.
604
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,414
So, about this new case, uh,
605
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,921
you like anyone for it?
606
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,004
It's my case, Clive.
607
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,220
And I'm afraid I can't trust
you with that information.
608
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,198
Thanks for the brain mush.
609
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:59,078
That is the first time anyone has
ever been thanked for that stuff.
610
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,454
I just really want to be
myself for Justin tonight.
611
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,704
No prob. I've got a freezer full
of Z-rations since I took the cure.
612
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,541
She discards the empty tube,
613
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:12,511
eager to escape the clutches of the
Dungeon Master's brain, but knowing that...
614
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,092
Don't narrate. Just be.
615
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,720
Here. Take these.
616
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,896
Don't let me have them back,
even if I beg.
617
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,858
Whoa.
618
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,529
You look...
619
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,359
The young woman melts
620
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:38,413
as her suitor makes sounds indicating
that her dress is a success.
621
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,623
Yeah.
622
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,041
I should get going.
623
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,889
That video game's
not going to play itself.
624
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,955
Sorry you're not helping
out with security.
625
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,915
Baracus is already down
in the polls.
626
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,008
He doesn't want the Chaos
Killer at his fundraiser.
627
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,502
More shrimp for me.
628
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,473
So, what do you even do
at a political fundraiser?
629
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:01,394
- I'm pretty sure it's all about hobnobbing.
- Bring it on.
630
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:05,273
Look alive, boys!
Messerschmitts at 10 o'clock!
631
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,644
Two more coming
your way, Shorty!
632
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,948
Number three is hit, Cap!
Shut 'er down!
633
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,532
Here comes another,
almost in range.
634
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,614
Don't be shy, Fritz. I got
a little present for you.
635
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,330
See you in hell,
you Nazi bastard!
636
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,540
Dude, how much brain
did you take?
637
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,382
Direct hit! We're going down!
638
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,722
Bail out!
639
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,774
He'll be okay, right?
640
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,568
Don't care.
641
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,457
I've got first shift.
642
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,668
- See you after work, honey?
- Keep us safe.
643
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:22,554
Liv Moore,
644
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,512
I'd like you to meet the new head
of Fillmore-Graves, Chase Graves.
645
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,894
Mr. Graves, I am so sorry about
Vivian. I greatly admired...
646
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,109
Where do we stand on
the Tuttle-Reid investigation?
647
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,401
Well, there's a group here in Seattle
that believes zombies escaped...
648
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:37,655
From the Max Rager party.
I know. I've been briefed.
649
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:41,274
Do you have hard evidence that can put
them away for murdering that zombie family?
650
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:45,623
Not yet. But we've got someone on
the inside of Harley Johns' group.
651
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,582
You do understand
the urgency, don't you?
652
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,230
Zombie Island won't be
ready for some time.
653
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,746
If D-Day happens before we're
ready, we could face extinction.
654
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:52,965
I know this.
655
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:56,463
My partner and I are risking our
careers to pursue it on our own time.
656
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,010
It's not even our case.
657
00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:00,634
Your partner. A human
who you told about us.
658
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,556
A human who risked
his life for zombies.
659
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,447
Who gave up the woman
he loved for zombies.
660
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,976
Yeah. That guy.
661
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:10,765
That's a great dress.
662
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:15,061
Carey. I should probably meet this
mayoral candidate we're bankrolling.
663
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,438
Nice meeting you, Miss Moore.
664
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,240
Having one of our own on
the force is good for us all.
665
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,614
Why don't we have
any drinks yet?
666
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:30,452
What happened? I thought you were
getting ready at home and coming with us.
667
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,003
I had too much to do. I
came here straight from work.
668
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,922
From now on, could you at least
pretend that this takes some effort?
669
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,552
Free booze!
670
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,005
Oh, uh, grab me a Scotch.
I need to talk to my boss.
671
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,524
- All right. Who's gonna be the next mayor?
- Me!
672
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,188
Oh!
673
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,977
Thank you very much. Thank you.
674
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,363
Great stuff.
675
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,317
Auction begins in 90 minutes.
676
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,148
Until then, I'll keep Buck.
677
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,409
You work the crowd.
678
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:05,362
Oh, and, um, Chase wants to
meet you when you have a minute.
679
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,656
- Who?
- Only the most important zombie on this planet.
680
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:09,875
Right. Chase Graves.
681
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,451
Endeavor to impress.
682
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,536
Okay. We'll see you soon.
683
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,667
Hey, Daniel. Good to see you.
684
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,339
- Thanks for coming out.
- Floyd.
685
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,028
Sorry to interrupt
with an office matter,
686
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,612
but you haven't
been around much lately.
687
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,677
I just... I had a few
questions to run by you.
688
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,755
- Yeah.
- On the Weckler case.
689
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,554
The murdered dominatrix.
690
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,478
We have a confession.
691
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,937
There's something
fishy about it.
692
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,850
My old boss used to tell me, "When you
win a case, get out of the courtroom."
693
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:38,529
Let it go.
694
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,647
Go have some fun, Peyton.
695
00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,491
Hey.
696
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,535
- Well, that went over like a fart in a phone booth.
- What?
697
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,728
I just tried to ask my boss about
the murdered dominatrix case,
698
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:55,119
and he practically sprinted
away. Told me to drop it.
699
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,517
Maybe that has something
to do with the fact
700
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,633
that your boss was one
of the dominatrix's clients.
701
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,138
Tell me everything.
702
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,560
Hey, Doc. You got a minute?
703
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,026
Uh...
704
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,195
We caught ourselves a zombie.
705
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,447
What happened to waiting
until I finish the vaccine?
706
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,929
You know, we've got our eyes on
all those Chaos Killer zombies.
707
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,115
They've got security details,
and those security details
708
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:30,988
all end up
at the same underground bar.
709
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,573
That's where we found this one.
710
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,954
Alone, wandering around.
Pretty out of it.
711
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,752
Figured you'd
have tranquilizers.
712
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,233
We need something to mellow out
this freak without killing it.
713
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,543
You're sure you captured a...
714
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,219
Zombie?
715
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,679
Pretty damn sure.
716
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,271
It's time to stop feeling lethargic,
bloated, gassy and foggy-headed.
717
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,399
Take the cleanse,
the Mega Bio Muesli cleanse.
718
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,756
Hey, there.
719
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,002
Guess who's off duty and
ready to hobnob his ass off.
720
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,222
Really?
721
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,922
'Cause I'm all hobnobbed out.
722
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:34,055
And I was hoping to take some
Fillmore-Graves soldier home, make love,
723
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:38,856
and immediately fall asleep
without a follow-up conversation.
724
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,148
Check, please!
725
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:41,771
Oh, look.
726
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,899
It's your new boss chitchatting
with the zombie-who-would-be-mayor
727
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,776
if he weren't such
a terrible candidate.
728
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,365
Have you met Chase Graves, yet?
729
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,862
I'm not sure what I think.
730
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,411
I have met him.
The day he arrived, in fact.
731
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,615
He found out we stole
a six pack of Super Max,
732
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,894
and he shot me in the chest.
733
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:57,954
He did not.
734
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,670
Liv, this is sweet, but there could
not be nothing worse for me than... Liv!
735
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840
Liv!
736
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,557
Dad!
737
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,466
Stay down.
738
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,435
- Take the boy. I've got Baracus.
- I'm on it.
739
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,476
Floyd. Let Carey take your boy.
740
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,023
You need to calm down.
741
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,234
Let's go, Buck.
742
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,563
Your dad's gonna be fine.
743
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,195
Eyes on me.
744
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,397
Deep, steady breaths.
745
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:29,857
Miss, I'm a doctor!
746
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:32,113
So am I. Stay out of my way!
747
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,065
- Shawna.
- Major.
748
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,650
Chaos Killer in the flesh.
749
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,653
Come on in.
750
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:20,040
The man was willing to literally
take a bullet for his son.
751
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,811
Can you imagine what
that would be like,
752
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,710
growing up with a father
that cares that much?
753
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,459
Yeah. Me, neither.
754
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,425
Hungry?
755
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,923
That's from an impotent
proctologist, by the way.
756
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,018
Enjoy.
757
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,809
Taking that bullet should do
wonders for Baracus' poll numbers.
758
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,148
And a zombie mayor?
759
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,817
That'll help me as well.
760
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:50,322
You see what I did there?
761
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,154
Oh, Father,
762
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,033
I'm so glad you're still
around to experience this.
763
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,451
It's like all my wishes
are coming true.
764
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,809
Welcome back
to the United States.
765
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,111
How long are you
gonna be in Seattle?
766
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,777
Just long enough to get my
money and settle some old debts.
767
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,822
Tell your ma hi for me,
will you, Spence?
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