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Not a good idea

Deepak

'Your account has run out of balance.'

Please E-recharge on Air wave.com or Air wave app to continue

Idiot!

'Press #1 for Police department'

Else cut the call

'Press #1 for Police department'

I'm calling the emergency number but it's connecting to the police control room

If I take the cops help, media will come in to play

Shit

What do I do? What do I do?

Customer care?

Good morning, madam. Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care

How may I help you?

Good morning ma'am, tell me

Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care

How may I help you?

Thanks for calling Air wave customer care

Thanks for calling Air wave customer care

Only the opposite sex answer the calls always

Fraudsters!

Good morning, Ms, Kamini. Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care

How may I help you?

Actually, I have a problem

Tell me, madam

My number has exhausted it's balance

Also, I cannot step out and recharge my number

I shall give you my debit card details. Can you please recharge it for me

Sorry madam, we do not have such services available

Please go to the nearest Air Wave store...

and you can choose a plan and recharge your number

Like I said, I cannot step out now

- Please - Sorry madam. Pardon us

What ever is the issue, please go to the nearest store and...

I said I cannot step out, you wretch!

Sorry. I know you guys will record all the calls

I'm stuck in a situation. Please believe me

Aren't you a women? So please try to understand

Sorry madam, we receive millions of such prank calls on daily basis

No! No! No! Come here if you don't trust me

I'm begging you

I'll pay you! Please!

Thank you for calling Air Wave customer care

Idiots! Wonder from where do they call up

What happened? Did any guy play prank on you?

No. It was a girl. Looks like...

she is stuck some situation and wants us to recharge

A girl?

How many news do we come across such news?

What if she really needs help?

I'm saying something but then you're immersed in your mobile

Mom, you have called me 18 times...

Call me one more time, mom

You! Won't you spare even a mannequin?

No ma'am...err...

- She is rocking, right? - Don't talk

It is to bust such womanizers like you...

- Hello - Hello

- Taste buds? - Yes, madam

I'm stuck here in a prob...err..no. Well...

Do you guys deliver food?

Order for Rs. 1000 or above and delivery is free

Okay! How much will five mutton biriyani cost?

One second madam... Rs. 1015/- madam

Ok. Five mutton biriyanis

Ok, madam. Your mobile number and address?

173, Venkateshwara Nagar, Nungambakkam

Ok madam. Our delivery boy will deliver the food in half an hour

Don't you have delivery girl instead of a delivery boy?

Delivery girl?

Well, the reason I'm asking this is...

See I am all by myself at my home

Just worried if the delivery boy will take advantage of me

Madam, you say you are all alone but you just ordered 5 mutton Biriyanis

I am having few doubts. Can I trust you with this order?

No worries, it's all ok

Send in delivery boy

Don't send in a well built guy. Send someone who is young, thin and dummy . Ok?

Please

We'll try our best ma'am

- Ok. Sure - Ok, thank you

Come in

Please come in

See that, dude?

When the channel office was here...

and every time we came here for collecting donation for our deity's rituals...

The security guys go...

What is it?

Who asked you to come? Why are you here?

Sign here Wait over there

They used to torture us

But now, the whole building is empty

There is not even a single soul to question us!

Of course. It was strict order from the court to vacate

Fine, come on. Let's try our luck and see if we get anything

What are we gonna do in such an empty place?

Nothing's here. Let's go back

Listen you pot head. Just shut up and come

If we don't get anything let's use the toilet at least

What are you doing?

Now, watch me!

I too can break a brick!

Wake up

Dude, let me have this

Dude, don't break it

Nope. They have nailed it

Hello!

Leave!

Let go of my hand!

Leave

I said, leave me

Anybody there?

It's too silent over here

Security!

Hello!

What is this?

Dude...

it's a murder

What do you mean?

Some guys seem to have molested and finished off a girl

Look, even her buttons are undone

Dude, I'm scared

Lets not invite trouble. Come on, let's go

Leave? Why are you amused looking at the corpse?

Let's inform the police at once

Police?

Dude, the murder has taken place at a new channel office

If the other TV channels find out about this...

it'll be like lottery for them. They will feast on it for days

Hence, let's inform the police

We'll become celebrities and will be all over the media and social media

Our faces will become familiar

We can show off in front of the girls in our area

- Of course - Hast la vista, dude!

What's the number to reach the police?

- Watch out! - What is it?

Why would you place hands over there?

You'll get caught if they analyze the place for fingerprints

Put your hands in your pocket

I said, hands in your pocket!

Hello, is this R2 police station?

- Dad - Tell me, dear

There is a new phone in the market which unlocks using face recognition

Buy me one

Both our faces look similar

I'll unlock your phone and frisk it. Are you ok with it?

No. No need.

Let me check another model online

Hang up!

Sir!

What's the noise?

Damn it! Torture!

Can't even relax on a holiday

Did you inform the forensic?

Pardon sir

The guys who check the fingerprints

Oh, you mean forensic team. Informed them sir.

They'll be here soon

Is she breathing?

I did check. She has kicked the bucket

Mind your language! What do you mean by 'She kicked the bucket'?

�Birth and death..�

What's that noise?

Twitter users have organized an event called...

'Mega tweet up' to meet and greet each other

Did you search all over the building?

I thought I'll seek your permission first

You don't seek my permission when it is a must

And wait for my order when it is not needed!

I'll skin you alive! Get lost!

Run!

"Nothing is in hands! Nothing in hands!"

"There is nothing in your hands"

"Nothing in hands! Nothing in hands!"

"There is nothing in your hands"

"In the hands of god the creator, we are all puppets"

"Time and tide are nothing but myth"

"Focus on your dream"

"Do not have fear or worries"

"All you need is Love and support"

"It makes you a real human being"

Take that

Hello

Where?

When?

These things are supposed to be personal...

Sir, its shocking!

I didn't even find a piece of paper in this entire building

All I found was this cigarette bud

Hey. I just threw it after smoking

Sir...

I found a high heel shoe from the bathroom

Sir, with all those broken beer bottles, I can assure you that killer was drunk

But then this shoe doesn't belong to the victim

That's what confusing me, sir

Is it just a murder or a rape and murder. I am clueless!

Check for Semen traces sir

- Who are these fellows? - They are the ones who informed us sir

How do you know about semen tracing?

Well that, last week I went for a horror flick

A movie in which the even the ghost rape girls. Quite funny!

- What movie was that? - No idea sir

Sir, the press members are waiting downstairs

Look here, don't blabber anything when you see the camera and mic

Just say as instructed by us. Got it?

Move!

You, keep an eye on them

Ok sir

Who said she is dead?

She is still alive. Come, help me lift her

"Even valuables are a myth that can be stolen"

"Wake up but only to achieve your dreams"

What are you up to? Keep moving!

You, go guard that place

"Life consists of nothing but worries and false promises"

"For the banks across..."

- Put these two in the jeep! - Sir!

"Even the stars are a myth"

"Is the situation under control?"

"Or until it gets better, do you think everything is a myth?"

You! Hands out of pocket!

"We see light in the morning"

"And if it keeps changing then its a myth again"

"Ask my heart and it says 'This isn't wrong' 'This is nothing'"

"Nothing is wrong"

"Nothing is wrong! Nothing is wrong!"

"Noting is wrong over here"

"In the hands of god the creator, we are all puppets"

"Time and tide are nothing but myth"

"Focus on your dream"

"Do not have fear or worries"

"All you need is Love and support"

"It makes you a real human being"

Don't you get signal?

I will go that side and talk

- Hello - Hello

Yes sir?

That girl's issue has taken a new diversion. No need to guard there

Ok, sir.

Both of you return to the police station

I'll bring him along too. Ok, sir

Looks like that girl's issue has take a new diversion.

We have been ordered to return

Hey! Hey! Stop!

Stop being a pain in the head. What now?

I think I saw someone shadow inside the building

Shut up and come with me

What did you do?

I pressed it and it switched on

Turn on all the lights! Turn them all!

I'll inform sir and come back

What are you doing here?

Do you have a torch light?

I gave it to actor Kamal sir. Why don't you mind your business?

Well, I feel like someone's hiding inside the building

Rubbish! You couldn't even find a shoe that was in the toilet

You think you'll find the accused?

This fellow I tell you!

Already that delivery girl's issue has become an issue

Inspector ordered us to return. Isn't it?

What are you looking for?

Are you coming or should I start abusing you and your family?

Stop pissing me off!

Hello

Hello Sugumar, I'm stuck with a problem here

My phone is about to die any moment

Where are you all?

What happened last night?

What did you guys do?

Kamini you are saying all those that we are supposed to say

We are stuck in a big mess over here

We thought you'll save us but you say you're stuck?

Give me the phone

Give me the phone. I said, give me the phone

- Sir, just a minute - I said, give me the phone!

I thought you will call your advocate instead you are calling a girl?

Hello, who is this?

Who are you?

What?

There you go! Damn it!

I'm a police officer from E3 station

Police station?

What did they do, sir?

Don't ask me...

Stop. Stop

Did your vehicle have a flat tyre? Want lift?

Show me your license

- What was that? - License

Hold on. See the bike's going off balance

- Sir! Hold on! - Excuse me! Hold on!

Superb. Hand it over to him

Hand me back my keys

Superb! Superb! Superb!

I asked for license and you show me your aadhar card!

How dare you throw away the Aadhar card? You Anti-Indian!

Get down and step aside

Ok. Ok. Guys step down

Get down and step aside

Stand in a line!

I'll stand first in the line!

- No, I'll be first - What's with the noise?

Sir! They are not standing in a line!

Stop acting like Ajith Kumar!

Just stand over there!

I'll stand first

Blow

Are you doubting me?

I said, blow! Blow!

I am drunk!

Cool. Relax

You talk to him. I don't like his face

Sir...

will anyone tell men to....

Double meaning

Sir, only you can control them.

Yes, sir. Only you can control us

Look here, he is wearing diaper on the face

I will video him and upload on the internet

Set to HQ only then his face will be visible

- Focus on his face - Go Live on FB

Check out his arms?

Arms must be an inch bigger than the shirt

But instead you wear a smaller shirt and show off Mr...

Radha Ravi? Why showing off Mr. Radha Ravi?

- Dude I have doubt - Go ahead

Nizhagal Ravi got his name because he did Nizhagal

Indeed

Jayam Ravi got his name because he did Jayam

Indeed! He is he leading star

Then what does Radha Ravi mean?

Sir, you could have better named yourself as...

- 'Silent' Ravi - Yes sir. That suits you

What happened, Akash?

I was about to sin without realizing it is an idol

Come on! Come on!

- Dude, you've sinned! - Let pray for forgiveness

Bash them up and put them in lock-up!

Our officer will let go of all that you did last night

But these guys called a water tank as Lord's idol and worshipped it last night

Which he won't forgive

You put us in this mess!

Shut up for a while!

- Hello...Hello - Hello

Hello?

She hanged up the call

Hello!

Sir, give me one last chance sir

I'm worried about my girlfriend

Whom are you gonna call?

My uncle, ItIs Sreesanth

He is a rebel

A rebel?