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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,346 --> 00:00:03,348 [soft music plays] 2 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:14,600 [phone rings] 3 00:00:14,635 --> 00:00:16,257 - [Narrator] This is Roxie. 4 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:17,396 - [Narrator] Hello. 5 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:18,846 - [Roxie] Hi. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,986 What are you looking for today? 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,091 - [Narrator] I don't know. 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,575 The usual I guess. 9 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:25,715 - Um, what's your name? 10 00:00:25,749 --> 00:00:26,543 - [Narrator] Richard. 11 00:00:26,578 --> 00:00:28,062 - [Roxie] Ooh, Richard. 12 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:30,306 It's nice to meet you, Richard. 13 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:32,756 Do you want me to tell you what I look like? 14 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:33,792 - [Richard] Please. 15 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:34,620 What do you look like? 16 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,139 - [Roxie] I'm blonde. 17 00:00:36,174 --> 00:00:37,658 Five foot seven. 18 00:00:37,692 --> 00:00:39,177 With 34DD breasts. 19 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:43,008 My measurements are 39, 24, 34. 20 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,632 - [Richard] Whoa, you sound hot. 21 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,289 - I'm very athletic. 22 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:54,295 I wake up and do an hour of yoga every day. 23 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,504 - [Richard] I bet you're limber. 24 00:00:56,539 --> 00:00:59,576 - I'm very supple and pliable. 25 00:00:59,611 --> 00:01:02,786 I'm basically a human pretzel. 26 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:04,409 - [Richard] Excellent. 27 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:06,825 - I feel like taking a bath. 28 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,241 You want to take a bath with me, Richard? 29 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:10,208 - [Richard] Yeah, that sounds good. 30 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:11,105 Let's take a bath. 31 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,900 - Mmm, okay. 32 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:16,248 First I run the water in the tub 33 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:20,045 really really hot. [faint beeping] 34 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,565 And I see the steam coming up. 35 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,671 - [Richard] Oh yeah. 36 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:29,537 - And then I bring you in and strip you naked. 37 00:01:30,538 --> 00:01:31,815 - [Richard] Go on. 38 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:32,851 That's good. 39 00:01:34,197 --> 00:01:38,098 - And then I take my lavender scented body soap 40 00:01:40,238 --> 00:01:41,411 and my loofah. 41 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,587 I slide you down into the steamy bath. 42 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:45,898 Fuck, fuck! 43 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:48,936 And then I start jerking you off. 44 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,075 Stop! 45 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,076 Wait! 46 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,112 Hold up! 47 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,528 Oh baby, cum all over me, yeah! 48 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:55,563 Wait, wait. 49 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:56,530 Just stop. 50 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:58,773 - Are you Gabriella Applebaum. 51 00:01:58,808 --> 00:01:59,602 - Okay, you know what? 52 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:00,430 You're making a mistake. 53 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:01,259 - Is this your Elantra? 54 00:02:01,293 --> 00:02:02,743 - You can't take my car. 55 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,021 - I have a repossession order for delinquent payment. 56 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:05,987 - Oh, baby, do me. 57 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:06,816 No, you know what? 58 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:07,886 This is my property. 59 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,508 You can't just steal it, okay? 60 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:10,751 You can't just. 61 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:11,890 - Stand clear please. 62 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,340 - Okay, listen, listen. 63 00:02:13,374 --> 00:02:15,445 I'm trying to tell you that you're making a mistake. 64 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,723 - Are you prepared to make a payment? 65 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:20,312 - Funds are a little tight right now, okay? 66 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:21,624 - Sorry, ma'am. 67 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:23,971 What are you doing? 68 00:02:24,005 --> 00:02:25,179 - I can't let you. 69 00:02:25,214 --> 00:02:26,525 I'm doing this for you karmically 70 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,837 as well as for me. 71 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,839 - Ma'am, this is my job. 72 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,497 One way or another, I'm taking this Elantra. 73 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:34,015 - You cannot take my baby. 74 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,812 You wouldn't repossess an actual baby, would you? 75 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,608 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 76 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,196 - Ma'am, look. - Fuck. 77 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:43,508 - I don't sleep that much-- 78 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:44,336 - You know what? 79 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:45,268 I don't care! 80 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:48,202 [slow paced music] 81 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:56,279 ♪ Floating down the river Hello? 82 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:59,179 ♪ In my little yellow canoe 83 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,182 ♪ Me and Mr. Sunshine 84 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,631 ♪ He's laughin' 85 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:07,773 ♪ I'm a feelin' blue 86 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:11,570 ♪ So he pulls out a fishing net ♪ 87 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:15,367 ♪ And says tell you what I'm gonna do ♪ 88 00:03:15,402 --> 00:03:19,095 ♪ Said hearts down there at the bottom ♪ 89 00:03:19,129 --> 00:03:22,892 ♪ Gonna bring it back up for you ♪ 90 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:26,999 ♪ So got two sticks of dynamite ♪ 91 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,622 ♪ I jumped at a mountain 92 00:03:28,656 --> 00:03:33,661 ♪ And I'm climbin' to the top to get high ♪ 93 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:38,563 ♪ Got two sticks of paradise 94 00:03:38,597 --> 00:03:43,602 ♪ One for the Buddha and one just for the ride ♪ 95 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,677 ♪ And sometimes I don't know which way's up ♪ 96 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:54,717 ♪ And which way's down 97 00:03:55,925 --> 00:04:00,343 ♪ 'Cause tomorrow's gonna come around ♪ 98 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:06,694 ♪ Can I get a beer over here? 99 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,987 ♪ Yeah, I keep complainin' 100 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:27,197 ♪ Take your troubles to the bar ♪ 101 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:30,166 ♪ Anyone will tell you 102 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,619 ♪ Life out here is hard 103 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:35,999 ♪ Oh, come around 104 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,277 I'm 21. 105 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:41,039 I have long silky black hair and a killer body. 106 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,316 - [Caller] Oh yeah? 107 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:44,629 - [Gabriella] And I work as a high priced escort. 108 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:45,457 - [Caller] Nice. 109 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:46,320 That's good. 110 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:47,770 Tell me about that. 111 00:04:47,804 --> 00:04:50,428 - [Gabriella] I spend my nights being wined and dined 112 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:52,706 by handsome wealthy men. [intercom buzzes] 113 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,777 - Get the pizza. 114 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:59,229 - Sometimes we invite other women to join in the fun. 115 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:00,817 - [Caller] Awesome! 116 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,786 - What the fuck are you doin'? 117 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,616 What the fuck are you doing, you little shit? 118 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:07,445 - It's not what it looks like. 119 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:08,618 - You motherfucker! 120 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:10,482 - [Gabriella Voiceover] I love threesomes. 121 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:11,414 Who the fuck is she? 122 00:05:11,449 --> 00:05:12,415 - [Caller] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,623 - [Gabriella Voiceover] You know 124 00:05:13,658 --> 00:05:16,246 I'm actually living with a woman right now. 125 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:17,075 - [Caller] You are? 126 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,628 - Hi Mom. 127 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:21,286 - [Gabriella Voiceover] It's just so freeing. 128 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,979 There's no self consciousness or judgment. 129 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:26,222 - You're doin' it just to irritate me. 130 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:27,188 And I'm trying to do you a favor. 131 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:29,087 I'm trying to help you. 132 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,571 Look how Esther's doing. 133 00:05:30,606 --> 00:05:32,055 - [Gabriella Voiceover] Being with her 134 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:34,092 it just feels like home. 135 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:39,408 - [Caller] Are you there? 136 00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:42,376 - Oh, yeah. 137 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:46,415 You want to take a bath? 138 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:48,451 I don't know, Regina. 139 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:50,419 I'm not sure I'm that good at this. 140 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:51,281 - Look, don't worry about it. 141 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:52,455 You're doin' great. 142 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:54,837 Look, all it takes is insane imagination 143 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:56,183 and to be sexy as hell 144 00:05:56,217 --> 00:05:57,978 and you've got both. 145 00:05:58,012 --> 00:05:59,220 - Thanks. 146 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:01,706 But I got my first check yesterday. 147 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,121 It was nothing. 148 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,088 - It's always slow at first. 149 00:06:05,123 --> 00:06:06,814 - Well how long does it take? 150 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:10,818 - Well, you make more with repeat customers. 151 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:13,373 You gotta try to keep him talking. 152 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,822 You're not gonna make as much 153 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:17,584 if all your calls last like five or six minutes. 154 00:06:17,618 --> 00:06:20,000 - Well they don't usually last that long. 155 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,691 You know I don't think we get a lot of guys 156 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:24,073 that are into tantric phone sex. 157 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:25,868 - Oh, hey, I've got one comin' in. 158 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,456 I'll call you back. 159 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:29,975 [moaning] 160 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,356 Regina speaking. 161 00:06:32,702 --> 00:06:34,221 - [Caller] Hi there. 162 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:37,983 - Hello and what are you looking for? 163 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,640 - [Caller] I'm lookin' for you. 164 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:40,917 [moaning] 165 00:06:40,952 --> 00:06:43,920 - And I'm lookin' for you too, baby. 166 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:46,578 - You big hunk. 167 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:49,236 You big bear of a man. 168 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,996 [moaning] 169 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,240 Oh baby, I'm so wet. 170 00:06:53,274 --> 00:06:55,345 I'm so drenched. 171 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,831 Tie you up, I'm gonna spank you. 172 00:06:57,865 --> 00:07:00,040 [moaning] 173 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:02,870 Oh yeah. 174 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:03,733 Oh yeah. 175 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:07,323 No, no, no, baby, I don't judge. 176 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:08,738 It's no problem. 177 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:09,601 Fuck. 178 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,054 Hi Otis. 179 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,957 Hi Otis. 180 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:22,165 Where are you? 181 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,412 You want to take a trip? 182 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:30,760 You want to go to explore? 183 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:42,945 You broke up with a guy because he had parquet flooring. 184 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:45,292 Okay, you need to be more open minded. 185 00:07:45,326 --> 00:07:46,500 You know like me. 186 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:47,363 - Open minded? 187 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:48,191 - [Gabby] Yes. 188 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:49,020 - Like you? 189 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:49,952 - [Gabby] Yes. 190 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:50,918 - Gaby, you're a doormat. 191 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:52,506 - Oh, no I'm not. 192 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:53,852 - It's like when you get a boyfriend. 193 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:56,165 You get sucked up into his vortex. 194 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:57,235 - Fine. 195 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,512 - That guy Vince. 196 00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:00,583 He had you takin' care of his whole building 197 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:03,379 like collecting rents and cleanin' his floors and-- 198 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:06,140 - You know what, excuse me for wanting to make a man happy. 199 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:07,728 - Well, that's fine. 200 00:08:07,763 --> 00:08:10,386 Just remember who you are. 201 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,112 - Wait, check this out. 202 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:13,458 Those guys at the pool table. 203 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,666 How 'bout them? 204 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:15,529 Come on. 205 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:19,706 - I got it, asshat. 206 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,121 - Dude, come on you guys! 207 00:08:21,155 --> 00:08:21,949 Come on! 208 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:22,812 Come on! 209 00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:26,195 [vomiting] 210 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,929 - [Instructor] Bring those arms up towards Heaven 211 00:08:35,963 --> 00:08:37,551 in three, two, one. 212 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:41,762 - I read an article about these new antidepressants 213 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,350 they're coming out with. 214 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:44,938 I clipped it for you. 215 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:47,043 - Are you saying that I need antidepressants? 216 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:48,597 - I'm just letting you know 217 00:08:48,631 --> 00:08:51,669 that they don't have the bad side effects they used to. 218 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:55,120 They won't make you gain all that weight. 219 00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:59,746 [doorbell rings] 220 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:02,438 - Hi, are you Gabriella Applebaum? 221 00:09:02,472 --> 00:09:03,370 - Um, yeah. 222 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:05,993 - You've been served. 223 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,374 Have a nice day. 224 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:13,829 - What does it say? 225 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,140 - It's court papers. 226 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,728 - Court papers? 227 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,143 - Vince is suing me. 228 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,179 - Suing you? 229 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,389 - Last week he wants to get back together and now-- 230 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:25,116 - [Mom] I told you he was no good right from the beginning. 231 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,358 I could tell. 232 00:09:26,393 --> 00:09:28,291 - Mom, you never gave him a chance. 233 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:30,328 He turned out to be a narcissistic asshole 234 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,330 but it took him time to reveal that side. 235 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,609 - Well luckily I have a very good attorney friend. 236 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:36,679 - Who? 237 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,026 - Sandy Gershowitz. 238 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,269 - Oh, Mom, don't. 239 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:41,788 You know you're always coming on to him. 240 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:45,999 It's so obvious that you want to get in his pants. 241 00:09:58,770 --> 00:09:59,978 - Okay, Gabriella. 242 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:01,773 Go ahead and tell me in your words 243 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:03,913 why this young man is suing you. 244 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,432 - Well because she didn't pay her rent. 245 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:06,295 - Mom. 246 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:10,437 Okay, my ex-boyfriend Vince was originally my landlord 247 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,681 and then we started sleeping together. 248 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:15,649 Then after I lost my job at the toll booth, 249 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:19,101 they decided a machine with a big mouth you throw coins into 250 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:21,551 was just as good as a nice friendly human face. 251 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,174 He stopped charging me rent. 252 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,555 - For how long did you carry on this arrangement? 253 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,592 - A year and a half. 254 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,352 And we broke up in March. 255 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:30,664 And he wants me back. 256 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:31,976 That's why he's doing this. 257 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,047 He's just pissed because I moved on. 258 00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:35,704 - Did your ex-boyfriend sign anything 259 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:38,361 like a contract indicating your rent was free 260 00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:41,571 once you became untangled? 261 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,159 - Untangled? 262 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,679 - While he was schtupping you! 263 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:48,578 - No. 264 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:50,650 [groans] 265 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,413 [soft music] 266 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,077 [phone beeps] 267 00:11:43,772 --> 00:11:44,911 This is Roxie. 268 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,155 - [Caller] Oh, um, hi. 269 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:50,848 - Who's this? 270 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,850 - [Caller] This is Martin. 271 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:54,679 - Well hi there. 272 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,992 What can I do for you, Martin? 273 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,097 What are you looking for? 274 00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:04,033 - [Martin] I don't really know. 275 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,932 That's a good question. 276 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,417 I found your number online. 277 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,557 I just decided to give this a try. 278 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:11,765 I'm pretty new to this. 279 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,628 - No problem. 280 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:13,905 That's okay. 281 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,839 - [Martin] So, um, how do we do this? 282 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:17,737 - Well. 283 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,223 Right now I'm lying in my bed. 284 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,295 With my fingers on my clit. 285 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,917 - [Martin] Oh, really just, 286 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,505 you just dive right in then. 287 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,645 - You wanna dive right in me, Martin? 288 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:30,611 - [Martin] Yeah, I mean, do we just go 289 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,682 straight to the nitty gritty? 290 00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,650 - Now, well I can't help it. 291 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:36,134 I'm dripping wet. 292 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:40,518 - [Martin] Can we just take a little step back for a bit? 293 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:44,142 Can we just start with a conversation? 294 00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,937 Sorry is that allowed? 295 00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,836 - A conversation? 296 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:52,564 - [Martin] Yeah, like when two people meet in real life. 297 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,809 Get to know you kind of thing. 298 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:59,364 - Well, you know that we do charge per minute 299 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,815 after the first 10, right? 300 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,783 - [Martin] Yeah, I know. 301 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,133 - Okay. 302 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:10,030 Let's talk. 303 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,826 - [Martin] I'm a screenwriter. 304 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:16,209 I do rewrites and punch-ups on big Hollywood movies. 305 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,521 Little bit of craftsman in the Hollywood hills. 306 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,282 - Sounds glamorous. 307 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,870 - [Martin] I mean sometimes 308 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:24,182 but most of the time being a writer just means 309 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,496 sitting and staring into space waiting for the ideas. 310 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,706 - [Gabriella] Do you date a lot of big movie stars, Martin? 311 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:31,638 - [Martin] [laughs] No. 312 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,295 My wife was a character actress. 313 00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:35,366 You know, kind of gets cast as the best friend 314 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,956 which in Hollywood means she's pretty but has dark hair. 315 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,405 - And glasses. 316 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,580 - [Martin] We've been divorced for years. 317 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,478 You ever been divorced, Roxie? 318 00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,997 - Nope. 319 00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:47,067 - [Martin] Oh, it's fuckin' awesome. 320 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,551 You should try it. 321 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:52,038 Most of the stuff I do is comic book based or fantasy genre. 322 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:54,316 We always produced on this perversely high budget. 323 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,766 I bet your boyfriend's dragged you into a few of my movies. 324 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,838 - I don't have a boyfriend. 325 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,943 - [Martin] You don't? 326 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,635 Really, they've got good Chinese in Chicago? 327 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:04,567 - Chinese food? 328 00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:05,534 Sure. 329 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,776 - [Martin] And as a habit 330 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,468 whenever they bring you the fortune cookie 331 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:11,057 I eat it, but I never read the fortune. 332 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:11,920 Just throw it away. 333 00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,576 - Hi, I do that too. - Yeah? 334 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:15,751 Do you really do that? 335 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:16,614 - [Martin] Yeah. 336 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,787 Always have. 337 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,651 I've always been a realist. 338 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,999 - Yeah, I never needed to know. 339 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:25,899 I mean I assumed it was bad you know? 340 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:30,697 Most of the time, I just prefer to live in the moment. 341 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:32,906 - [Martin] Well that's a good philosophy. 342 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,839 - [Gabriella] Are you in Balboa Park again? 343 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,116 - [Martin] Actually I am. 344 00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:37,635 - [Gabriella] Do you write there every day? 345 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,670 - [Martin] Yeah, pretty much. 346 00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:40,189 It's nice and quiet. 347 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,363 There's this lake. 348 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,916 Surrounded by cherry blossom trees. 349 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:43,779 They bloom in the spring. 350 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:44,953 It's fantastic. 351 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,437 - You know, my sister lives in LA 352 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,266 and I think she's in the Valley. 353 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,750 - [Martin] Really? Where? 354 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:52,270 She's anything like you I may have to start dating her. 355 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,237 - Well, I'm not sure. 356 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,377 We haven't spoken in a while. 357 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,412 - [Martin] How long? 358 00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:58,035 - Um, I don't know. 359 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,934 A couple years. 360 00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:02,625 ♪ Let me live 361 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:06,077 ♪ Let me live my life 362 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,493 ♪ Oh oh oh 363 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:09,978 ♪ The best you gave 364 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:13,705 ♪ Is the best you could find 365 00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:15,845 How 'bout him? 366 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,674 That guy. 367 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,606 - [Regina] No, no. 368 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,883 - Why? 369 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,540 - He looks like his name should be Kurt. 370 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,680 - Oh, honey, you're too picky. 371 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,717 [laughing] 372 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,927 Regina, let me ask you something. 373 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,307 Do you ever get a caller 374 00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,827 that you've found interesting? 375 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,967 - Are you serious? 376 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,451 - Well some of them are nice, right? 377 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:39,869 - No, no, they are horny old men or weird shut-ins. 378 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,596 And Gabby, you'd get fired in a hot second. 379 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:43,977 - I know, I know, I know. 380 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:47,256 - Look, they're freaking perverts girl. 381 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:52,296 [slow paced music] 382 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,878 [faint tapping] 383 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:38,928 - [Roxie] Hello. 384 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:39,826 - [Martin] Hey Roxie. 385 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,828 - Hello Martin. 386 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,347 - [Martin] Well you sound like you're in a good mood. 387 00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:46,522 - [Roxie] Well, let's just say I had a good day. 388 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,799 - [Martin] Hey, did you know this is 389 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:48,800 our two week anniversary? 390 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:50,250 - Oh! 391 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,493 - [Martin] It's the longest relationship I've 392 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,667 ever had with a disembodied voice. 393 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,944 - Same here. 394 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,360 - [Martin] Hey, text me a picture of yourself. 395 00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,879 - Oh, I can't honey. 396 00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,467 - [Martin] Oh come on, you owe me. 397 00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,951 After all the money I've spent? 398 00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:03,712 - No, it's against the rules. 399 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:05,196 - [Martin] Rules are made to be broken. 400 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,818 - You're gonna get me fired. 401 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,165 - [Martin] I mean you've got my number on 402 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,373 at some screen I would assume. 403 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,408 - Sure, but, 404 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:14,171 nah, it's too risky. 405 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,552 Besides, the voice I put on, 406 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,315 I'm older than I sound. 407 00:17:21,764 --> 00:17:25,354 - [Martin] Come on Roxie, I wasn't born yesterday. 408 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,217 - Well, 409 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,670 what if you don't like what you see? 410 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,051 - [Martin] I'm sure that won't happen. 411 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:32,879 I'm gonna hang up, 412 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:36,020 send me the picture. - No but... 413 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,331 [slow paced music] 414 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,136 [chiming] 415 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,599 [dinging] 416 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,477 - Goodnight pussycat, drive safe! 417 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,412 Oh, you're still up. 418 00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:00,932 Stanley and I had a lovely dinner at Ditka's Steakhouse. 419 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,934 - And I'm going on a vacation. 420 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:03,901 - You are? 421 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:04,936 - Yup. 422 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,904 To Los Angeles. 423 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,492 I'm going to visit Esther. 424 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,010 - [Mother] Since when? 425 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:12,185 - Since tonight. 426 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,531 I just think that Esther and I 427 00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:15,844 need to put aside our differences 428 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,535 and bury the hatchet. 429 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,572 - Does Esther know? 430 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:23,058 - Mom, I'm not gonna dignify that answer. 431 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,992 - Image isn't really about clothes. 432 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,202 Image is about the way you see yourself. 433 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:32,343 You are unconsciously, non-verbally telling people 434 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,242 how to see you. 435 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:36,416 So, are you a recluse? 436 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,315 Are you a slob? 437 00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:42,111 Or, are you confident, happy, and successful? 438 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,216 It is up to you. 439 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,976 Let me tell you a story. 440 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:47,876 One of my earlier clients back in Chicago 441 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,050 was cripplingly shy. 442 00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,294 I created an entire new image for him 443 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,054 based on three points. 444 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:57,506 Work outfits, happy hour looks, weekend style. 445 00:19:57,541 --> 00:20:00,129 He emailed me exactly one year later 446 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,890 to tell me that he was wearing the gingham shirt 447 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:05,273 I bought to propose to his new girlfriend. 448 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:06,515 And do you know what she said? 449 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,517 [ringing] 450 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,485 God damn it, I'm sorry. 451 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,246 Greta, will you finish? 452 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,524 She'll finish all the details for you. 453 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,353 Hello. 454 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,457 - [Gabby] Hey dude. 455 00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:18,734 - Gabby, hi. 456 00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:19,701 Is Mom okay? 457 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:20,667 - [Gabby] Oh she's fine. 458 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,773 I just wanted to reach out. 459 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:25,051 Say shalom. 460 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,398 - How nice. 461 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,469 Listen, I'm actually working right now. 462 00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:32,265 Is it okay if I call you in a couple days? 463 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,991 - [Gabby] I'm coming to visit. 464 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,268 - You're what? 465 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:38,237 [slow paced music] 466 00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:53,010 - [Narrator] Please leave a message after the tone. 467 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,909 - Hi Martin, I hope this is Martin. 468 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,672 Your message had that robotic lady voice on it. 469 00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:01,018 Anyway, this is, 470 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,091 this is Roxie. 471 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:09,129 I hope you don't mind my calling you privately. 472 00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,062 Outside of work I mean. 473 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,412 I've decided to live dangerously. 474 00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:19,243 So call me whenever you get a chance, thanks. 475 00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:24,179 I have a surprise for you. 476 00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:26,043 It's Roxie again, bye. 477 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,638 [upbeat music] 478 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:47,582 - [Narrator] You have no messages. 479 00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:54,865 - You're what? 480 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:56,004 - Come on, listen, please listen. 481 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:56,867 - What the hell are you doing in LA? 482 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,801 - If you get a caller named Martin, 483 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:00,802 have him call me okay. 484 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,113 He's got my number. 485 00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:04,564 - You went all the way to LA for some 486 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,809 freak who sits at home jerking off over the phone? 487 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,293 - [Gabby] He's nice. 488 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,984 - You're gonna get fired! 489 00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:11,951 Shit canned! 490 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:13,228 - Please Regina, come on. 491 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:14,609 Just don't tell him I'm here, all right. 492 00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:15,748 I only have the weekend. 493 00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:18,785 Just tell him to call me all right? 494 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:20,062 - Fine. 495 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:21,167 - Oh you're a goddess. 496 00:22:21,201 --> 00:22:23,342 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 497 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,757 I love you, bye. 498 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:26,552 - Are you Gabby Applebaum? 499 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:27,967 - Yeah. 500 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:29,417 - Hi I'm Greta, I'm Esther's personal assistant. 501 00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:31,315 It's nice to meet you. - Oh, hi. 502 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,247 - [Greta] Can I take your bag? 503 00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:33,386 - Oh no, I got it, I got it. 504 00:22:33,421 --> 00:22:34,525 - Come with me. 505 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,457 She's sorry she couldn't make it herself. 506 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:37,252 - [Gabby] Oh, okay, all right. 507 00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:39,841 [upbeat music] 508 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,185 - Wow, look at that, you're here. 509 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,773 - I told you. 510 00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,050 - Well, come on in. 511 00:23:17,085 --> 00:23:17,913 - Hi. 512 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:22,366 - If you could just excuse us for one second. 513 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,816 Gabby. 514 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,196 Greta, can you confirm my 11 o'clock appointment 515 00:23:25,231 --> 00:23:28,027 and here is the shopping list for the new client. 516 00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:29,269 I need you to pick up my dry cleaning 517 00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:31,064 and do it before you make the returns. 518 00:23:31,099 --> 00:23:31,927 - [Greta] Okay, got it. 519 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:32,583 - [Esther] Got it? 520 00:23:32,618 --> 00:23:33,688 All right thanks Greta. 521 00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:35,206 Sorry about that. 522 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,518 - It's a nice joint. 523 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:37,933 - Well it needs work. 524 00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:39,763 We're gonna push out the dining room, 525 00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:41,074 but we like it. 526 00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:44,664 Just put your bag over in the corner there. 527 00:23:44,699 --> 00:23:45,941 Not on the rug. 528 00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:49,738 Is it cold back home? 529 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:51,533 - Cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra 530 00:23:51,568 --> 00:23:53,121 in the middle of Lake Michigan. 531 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,260 - Well that's lovely. 532 00:23:54,294 --> 00:23:57,228 - Oh, I am ready for sunshine. 533 00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:58,471 - You hate the sun. 534 00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,955 You always said it gave you a rash. 535 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:01,612 - Oh that's so I could get out of softball. 536 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,062 - Well you shouldn't have signed up 537 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:04,373 if you didn't wanna commit. 538 00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:05,616 - I was nine. 539 00:24:05,651 --> 00:24:06,824 They shouldn't of held practice 540 00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:09,931 when I was watching Scooby-Doo. 541 00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:10,759 Oh I can help? 542 00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:13,003 - No, sit, sit, sit. 543 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:15,108 - This lotion that I bought at the airport 544 00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:17,248 smells like feet. 545 00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:19,319 - How long are you in town? 546 00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:21,183 - Two days, til Monday. 547 00:24:21,218 --> 00:24:23,013 - Well sorry, it's so crazy. 548 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,635 Maybe if you'd let me known ahead of time, 549 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,878 planned in advance-- 550 00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:27,155 - Don't worry. 551 00:24:27,189 --> 00:24:28,328 - You know, since Burt got laid off 552 00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:29,709 my work load has double, and with the kids 553 00:24:29,744 --> 00:24:30,952 I barely have time to breathe. 554 00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:32,816 - I can keep myself busy. 555 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:33,713 - I'm surprised you even have money 556 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:34,990 for a trip like this. 557 00:24:35,025 --> 00:24:36,198 Mom said you're having trouble finding work. 558 00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:37,614 - No, no, no, I've got a new job. 559 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:38,477 - Really? 560 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,305 - Yeah. 561 00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:40,133 - Mazel tov. 562 00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,065 - Thank you. 563 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,308 You know, the hours are good. 564 00:24:42,342 --> 00:24:43,723 I can work out of my bedroom. 565 00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:45,518 I don't even have to change out of my pajamas. 566 00:24:45,553 --> 00:24:47,934 - You didn't answer an ad on the telephone pole did you? 567 00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,418 - No. 568 00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,386 - Because those are a scam, you know that right? 569 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,249 - Yeah. 570 00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:59,567 I'm a phone sex operator. 571 00:24:59,601 --> 00:25:01,948 I work for a phone sex line. 572 00:25:03,363 --> 00:25:05,262 - You're stimulating orgasms from men 573 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,539 on the phone for money? 574 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,541 - Yeah, but I get to use this really cool voice. 575 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,542 Hey big boy. 576 00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,096 - And you don't have any sort of 577 00:25:12,131 --> 00:25:13,339 ethical problem with that? 578 00:25:13,373 --> 00:25:14,582 - I'm helping people. 579 00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:15,859 And you can make a lot of good money 580 00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,274 if you build up a good client base. 581 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:19,034 - How are you helping people? 582 00:25:19,069 --> 00:25:21,347 - Everybody needs somebody to love. 583 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:22,762 - Does Mom know that you are running 584 00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:25,558 a phone sex line out of her house? 585 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:27,422 - Hey, I buy mom's groceries, 586 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:29,044 I pick up her prescriptions, 587 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,494 I take her to Zumba class, 588 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,220 I'm basically her nurse chauffer. 589 00:25:32,254 --> 00:25:33,393 - Well that's what you get living at your 590 00:25:33,428 --> 00:25:34,705 mother's house when you're 50. 591 00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,224 - 49. 592 00:25:36,258 --> 00:25:40,435 - Well at least you found a skill that you could monetize. 593 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,890 - Okay, what's the orange in the potato? 594 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:48,512 - It's a sweet potato. 595 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,375 - Oh yeah. 596 00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,447 Yeah that's good. 597 00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:03,700 - All right guys, enough with the phones. 598 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:04,563 Please? 599 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:06,875 Eye contact. 600 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:11,086 That's what people do when they interact. 601 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:12,467 Burt. 602 00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:13,295 - Sorry. 603 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,027 - So, why don't I 604 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,892 push my meeting tomorrow morning 605 00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:27,758 and you and I go have brunch somewhere nice? 606 00:26:27,793 --> 00:26:29,139 - I'd like that. 607 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,455 - [Narrator] You have no messages. 608 00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:41,496 [slow paced music] 609 00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:36,931 - Oh hi, you ready for brunch? 610 00:27:36,965 --> 00:27:38,346 - Where's Esther. 611 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,692 - She's sorry, she couldn't move her 11 o'clock, 612 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:42,108 but she asked me to take you. 613 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,600 - So why do you have two phones? 614 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,948 - Oh, this is my work phone. 615 00:27:57,606 --> 00:27:59,885 - So basically Esther needs a direct line 616 00:27:59,919 --> 00:28:01,610 to you at all times? 617 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:04,959 What's it like working for her? 618 00:28:04,993 --> 00:28:06,063 - She's nice. 619 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,514 - Really? 620 00:28:08,548 --> 00:28:09,998 It's okay. 621 00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:11,413 She's my sister, I've known her since I was two-years-old. 622 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:12,794 You can be honest. 623 00:28:12,829 --> 00:28:13,864 - She's nice. 624 00:28:14,796 --> 00:28:16,936 - Has Esther told you that we've 625 00:28:16,971 --> 00:28:18,766 barely spoken in years? 626 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,147 - No, I didn't know that. 627 00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:23,805 - Yeah I mean, we don't hate each other or anything. 628 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:28,292 But you know, let's just say we are different. 629 00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:30,881 And she's very concerned about what other people think. 630 00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:32,434 - And you're not? 631 00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:34,505 - Well it's not like I can do anything about it. 632 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:36,197 - You are different. 633 00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:38,647 Hey, are there any particular sites 634 00:28:38,682 --> 00:28:40,235 you wanna see while you're here? 635 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:43,135 The Walk of Fame or maybe the Hollywood sign? 636 00:28:43,169 --> 00:28:46,000 - Yeah, I'd like to go to a park. 637 00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:47,242 - We can go to Griffith Park. 638 00:28:47,277 --> 00:28:48,657 We can go up to the Griffith Observatory. 639 00:28:48,692 --> 00:28:52,351 - I'd like to go to Balboa Park in Van Nuys. 640 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:56,010 - You wanna go to Van Nuys? 641 00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:59,945 [slow paced music] 642 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,190 [duck quacking] 643 00:29:05,157 --> 00:29:06,641 This is nice. 644 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:09,161 I never even knew this was here. 645 00:29:09,195 --> 00:29:10,749 I gotta get out more. 646 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:11,957 Never even go to the beach. 647 00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:13,475 I've lived here 11 years 648 00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:15,892 and I've been swimming twice. 649 00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:20,137 - Can I tell you a secret? 650 00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:22,139 - [Greta] What kind of secret? 651 00:29:22,174 --> 00:29:23,347 - A man. 652 00:29:23,382 --> 00:29:24,590 - Yes. 653 00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:27,110 - Well he lives in LA. 654 00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:30,078 I'm a phone sex operator, he's my best customer 655 00:29:30,113 --> 00:29:31,942 and I was hoping to meet him. 656 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:33,806 - Wow, they still have phone sex lines? 657 00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:36,705 - Oh yeah, it's actually a thriving industry. 658 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,362 I mean they have webcams and stuff too, 659 00:29:38,397 --> 00:29:40,813 but there's still a lot of guys out there 660 00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:42,401 that like to hear a sexy voice 661 00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:44,230 talking about their cock. 662 00:29:44,265 --> 00:29:45,818 - Now I know. 663 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,647 - I just couldn't bring myself to tell 664 00:29:47,682 --> 00:29:49,822 Esther that I came all this way 665 00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:52,721 just to meet a man I've never met. 666 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,656 Just sounds kinds stupid 667 00:29:56,691 --> 00:29:59,314 now that I say it out loud. 668 00:29:59,349 --> 00:30:01,420 - No, I think it's brave. 669 00:30:02,524 --> 00:30:03,905 - You do? 670 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:04,803 - Yeah. 671 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:10,670 Can I tell you a secret? 672 00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:12,638 - Sure, anything honey. 673 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:15,606 - I'm pregnant. 674 00:30:15,641 --> 00:30:16,435 - Okay. 675 00:30:16,469 --> 00:30:17,816 - I mean I haven't told Esther yet. 676 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,334 - Well I don't think you need to at this point. 677 00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:20,646 - She won't be happy. 678 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,924 My job's like 24 hours a day. 679 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:25,271 This will definitely qualify as a distraction. 680 00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:27,515 - How could she not know you're pregnant? 681 00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:28,827 - [Greta] Have you ever worked for someone 682 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,483 who doesn't really see you? 683 00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:33,003 - Yeah, but why don't you just tell her? 684 00:30:33,038 --> 00:30:36,006 - No, she makes me a little anxious. 685 00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:39,907 Since I got pregnant my mouth overproduces saliva, 686 00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:44,359 so when I get nervous it triggers my gag reflex. 687 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:45,636 - You know what, 688 00:30:45,671 --> 00:30:48,467 I'm just gonna level with you right now. 689 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:49,606 You've gotta tell her. 690 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,434 [loud gagging] 691 00:30:50,469 --> 00:30:51,366 Oh, wow. 692 00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:52,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 693 00:30:52,954 --> 00:30:57,096 Okay, just breathe. [loud gagging] 694 00:30:58,546 --> 00:30:59,478 There you go. 695 00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,342 Okay, all right. 696 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:01,998 Okay. - Okay. 697 00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:03,309 - Boy or girl? 698 00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:03,965 - Boy. 699 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,864 - Oh good, good, no drama. 700 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,106 You just have to make sure 701 00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:09,591 that he doesn't eat the electrical socket 702 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:11,524 or climb on the TV set. 703 00:31:13,354 --> 00:31:15,252 And tell him that he can't be a prick to women 704 00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:16,702 when he grows up. 705 00:31:18,428 --> 00:31:20,844 - I'm supposed to feel him kicking by now, 706 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,052 but I'm almost at five months 707 00:31:22,087 --> 00:31:23,605 and I haven't felt anything. 708 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,781 - Well maybe you have and you just don't know it? 709 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:29,577 [buzzing] 710 00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:30,854 - Hello Esther. 711 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,720 I can stop by the Topanga Mall. 712 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:37,585 Yeah, just text me the sizes. 713 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:38,758 I have to work. 714 00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:39,414 - No problem. 715 00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:40,622 Don't worry about me. 716 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:42,314 I'll just stick around here and explore. 717 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:43,142 - Hey give me your phone. 718 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:44,385 I'll put my number in, 719 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:45,144 you can text me when you need me. 720 00:31:45,179 --> 00:31:46,007 - Oh yeah. 721 00:31:47,353 --> 00:31:49,252 And just remember, Greta, 722 00:31:49,286 --> 00:31:50,978 you mustn't let the fear of being shit-canned 723 00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:53,773 get in the way of what you really want. 724 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:55,189 - Yeah, I spend 24 hours a day focused 725 00:31:55,223 --> 00:31:57,260 on somebody else's life. 726 00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:59,952 I don't even know what I really want. 727 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:02,921 [slow paced music] 728 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,701 [ringing] 729 00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:27,876 - Hello. 730 00:32:27,911 --> 00:32:29,223 - I miss you. 731 00:32:29,257 --> 00:32:30,051 - [Gabby] Really? 732 00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:31,535 Then why'd you sue me? 733 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:33,054 - I don't have to. 734 00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:36,161 I can make that all just float away. 735 00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:37,956 - We're not getting back together Vince. 736 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,648 And I don't owe you a years back rent. 737 00:32:40,682 --> 00:32:42,132 - Come on Gabby, 738 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:45,170 don't you just wanna forget all this shit 739 00:32:45,204 --> 00:32:47,172 and drive out to Michigan 740 00:32:47,206 --> 00:32:50,002 and rent a pontoon boat and get wasted? 741 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,659 - No, I don't. 742 00:32:51,693 --> 00:32:53,247 In fact, I can't. 743 00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,179 You know why? 744 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:56,353 'Cause I'm in LA right now. 745 00:32:56,388 --> 00:32:57,596 - Los Angeles? 746 00:32:57,630 --> 00:32:58,597 Bullshit. 747 00:32:58,631 --> 00:32:59,874 - Here, listen. 748 00:33:02,152 --> 00:33:04,258 It's the ocean somewhere. 749 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,569 - [Vince] What the hell are you doing there? 750 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:07,986 - As a matter of fact, I'm here to see a guy. 751 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:08,952 - What guy? 752 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,160 Where'd you meet this guy? 753 00:33:10,195 --> 00:33:11,127 - [Gabby] On the phone, through my-- 754 00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:13,198 You know what, never mind! 755 00:33:13,232 --> 00:33:17,133 - Oh, so you meet some guy over the phone 756 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,582 and you think he's in love with you? 757 00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:19,825 - That's not what happened. 758 00:33:19,859 --> 00:33:20,999 - Yeah funny, he's trying to steal 759 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,690 your travelers checks or something. 760 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,968 - He's a successful screenwriter actually. 761 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,211 A real man. 762 00:33:26,245 --> 00:33:29,007 Not some Ritalin addicted man-child. 763 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,285 - ADHD is not a joke, bitch! 764 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:32,148 - Fucker! 765 00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:44,436 ♪ Packing me soft like your 766 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:46,265 ♪ Punching pillow 767 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,405 ♪ Sharp as a guillotine 768 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,856 ♪ As wicked as the gallows 769 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,858 ♪ If you're looking for sedative ♪ 770 00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:55,481 ♪ Well, I can be mellow 771 00:33:55,516 --> 00:33:57,587 ♪ But truth they don't 772 00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:02,626 [ringing] ♪ I'm pretty yellow 773 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:03,869 Hello? 774 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:05,215 - [Martin] Hi Roxie. 775 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:06,492 - Hi Martin. 776 00:34:06,527 --> 00:34:07,355 - [Martin] So I guess you couldn't wait 777 00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:09,426 for my next call I see. 778 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,463 - No, I guess I couldn't. 779 00:34:11,497 --> 00:34:13,706 - [Martin] Well what is this big surprise you speak of? 780 00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:14,569 - Well, 781 00:34:16,192 --> 00:34:17,124 guess what? 782 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:28,342 Okay. 783 00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:33,416 [slow perky music] 784 00:34:54,368 --> 00:34:55,196 Hi. 785 00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:00,891 - You must be Roxie. 786 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:01,858 I'm Martin. 787 00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:04,723 - I'm Gabby actually. 788 00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:08,278 - Of course. 789 00:35:09,314 --> 00:35:10,763 I'm still Martin. 790 00:35:14,284 --> 00:35:15,113 Hey. 791 00:35:19,876 --> 00:35:21,119 So why aren't you in Chicago? 792 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,741 - [Gabby] Oh, I'm visiting my sister. 793 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:24,398 You know, just for the weekend. 794 00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:25,226 - [Martin] The same sister you haven't 795 00:35:25,261 --> 00:35:27,159 talked to in two years? 796 00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:29,644 - That's the one. 797 00:35:32,992 --> 00:35:34,960 - [Martin] Well good, I'm glad you're here. 798 00:35:34,994 --> 00:35:38,412 It's nice to actually meet you in person. 799 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:42,036 - And after that, 800 00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:43,555 Regina, my best friend, 801 00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:46,144 she hooked me up with this gig. 802 00:35:49,285 --> 00:35:50,562 - Do you like it? 803 00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:53,461 - Well, it's pretty boring. 804 00:35:53,496 --> 00:35:54,842 Unless you call. 805 00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:57,948 - Thanks. 806 00:35:57,983 --> 00:36:00,192 My job's pretty boring too to tell you the truth. 807 00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:02,367 - All my jobs have been boring. 808 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:05,301 [slow perky music] 809 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:14,724 So, you got any tattoos? 810 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,799 - No, no I almost got one. 811 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:24,043 Was gonna get one when I turned 40. 812 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:25,666 Honestly couldn't figure out 813 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,978 anything I could commit to. 814 00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:29,463 - If you had a gun to your head 815 00:36:29,497 --> 00:36:32,017 and you had to get a tattoo, 816 00:36:32,051 --> 00:36:33,467 what would it be? 817 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:38,057 - I would get tattooed on my body 818 00:36:40,059 --> 00:36:42,545 a tiny appendix somewhere 819 00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:44,202 above wherever my appendix is so if 820 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,445 I ever get severe stomach pains, 821 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,276 I'll know if I'm having appendicitis. 822 00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:52,313 - [Gabby] Mine would be Fred Flintstone. 823 00:36:52,348 --> 00:36:55,109 - Okay, Stones, classic. 824 00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,835 - I mean he's the ideal man. 825 00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:58,457 His rough exterior, 826 00:37:00,183 --> 00:37:02,979 heart of gold, bark is bigger than his bite. 827 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,051 And he's funny, which is important. 828 00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:09,434 And I obviously am a total Wilma. 829 00:37:09,468 --> 00:37:10,262 - [Martin] Obviously. 830 00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,125 - Yeah. 831 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:13,334 [giggling] 832 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:23,482 Yeah, I think it just goes different generations-- 833 00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:24,449 - To your left! 834 00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:25,864 - Oh god! - Jesus! 835 00:37:25,898 --> 00:37:27,762 - [Martin] It's a fucking sidewalk you dick! 836 00:37:27,797 --> 00:37:28,591 - Jesus! - You okay? 837 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:29,868 - [Gabby] I'm fine. 838 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:30,800 Ouch, god. 839 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:33,216 - Oh shit, what happened? 840 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,011 ♪ Hey ma 841 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,737 ♪ I'm a star 842 00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:39,360 ♪ I got the shit they die for 843 00:37:39,395 --> 00:37:41,362 ♪ Nothing less but a whole lot more ♪ 844 00:37:41,397 --> 00:37:42,846 Here we are. 845 00:37:42,881 --> 00:37:44,365 - Oh this is nice. 846 00:37:46,712 --> 00:37:48,645 Is that an orange tree? 847 00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:50,406 - Yeah. 848 00:37:53,374 --> 00:37:56,619 I wasn't exactly expecting company, so, 849 00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:57,447 can you wait here a second? 850 00:37:57,482 --> 00:37:58,862 - Yeah, sure, I'm fine. 851 00:37:58,897 --> 00:38:01,417 - Pick the dirty underwear up off the floor. 852 00:38:01,451 --> 00:38:02,280 Thanks. 853 00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:20,159 All right, all clear. 854 00:38:22,576 --> 00:38:23,404 - Oh nice. 855 00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:26,096 - Great, have a seat. 856 00:38:26,131 --> 00:38:27,132 - Thank you. 857 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:34,001 How long have you lived here? 858 00:38:35,278 --> 00:38:37,107 - [Martin] About three years now. 859 00:38:37,142 --> 00:38:38,212 - Nice place. 860 00:38:39,282 --> 00:38:40,628 - Thanks, I like it. 861 00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:41,457 Here, put your foot up. 862 00:38:41,491 --> 00:38:42,320 - Oh okay. 863 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,635 - There, how's that? 864 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,361 - That's cold. 865 00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:52,399 - Yeah, it's because they are frozen peas. 866 00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:56,437 Now, I am not a doctor but I've seen them on TV. 867 00:38:57,576 --> 00:39:01,131 What's the first part of the pledge? 868 00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:02,995 First do no harm. 869 00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:05,135 I shall endeavor as such. 870 00:39:06,516 --> 00:39:07,724 I don't think we have to cut it off. 871 00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:09,830 [laughing] 872 00:39:09,864 --> 00:39:14,628 This stuff is supposed to keep the swelling down. 873 00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:15,491 So, 874 00:39:17,216 --> 00:39:18,908 let's see now. 875 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:19,736 Is that okay? 876 00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:20,565 Does that hurt? 877 00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:22,394 - I'll be fine. 878 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:24,189 My body's a workhorse. 879 00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:26,191 I never get sick. 880 00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:29,090 Never did as a kid either. 881 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,472 - I was always sick with some virus or other. 882 00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:33,094 Spent most of my senior year in bed 883 00:39:33,129 --> 00:39:37,098 like some Victorian poet with consumption. 884 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:39,618 - That must've been very disappointing. 885 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:42,483 - I got mono, the kissing disease. 886 00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:46,418 Which I sadly got from a water fountain. 887 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,144 What the hell's that? 888 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:51,112 [light jazz music] 889 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:52,700 My parents never stopped fighting. 890 00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:54,495 It was so obvious they hated each other. 891 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:58,016 They just never bothered to get a divorce. 892 00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:02,607 Which is one stick of theirs that I didn't repeat. 893 00:40:02,641 --> 00:40:05,126 It's classic I just escaped into 894 00:40:05,161 --> 00:40:07,197 science-fiction, and fantasy, 895 00:40:07,232 --> 00:40:09,407 and Tolkien, Ray Bradbury. 896 00:40:10,684 --> 00:40:12,030 Dungeons and Dragons. 897 00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:13,376 - You were one of those kids huh? 898 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,239 - Fuck you. 899 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,758 [laughing] 900 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:19,624 I'm so sorry if I preferred fantasy to my shit reality. 901 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:21,004 But that's what makes me such an amazing 902 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:23,041 phone sex client right? 903 00:40:23,075 --> 00:40:24,491 - Cheers to that. 904 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:29,599 - How's your tea? 905 00:40:29,634 --> 00:40:31,014 - It's really good. 906 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,568 - That's fresh honey. 907 00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:33,845 From my apiary. 908 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:37,780 - I'm sorry, what? 909 00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,334 [light music] 910 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:49,067 - There they are. 911 00:40:49,101 --> 00:40:51,518 Urban beekeeping is illegal in most cities. 912 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:54,279 This is my small act of rebellion. 913 00:40:54,313 --> 00:40:55,591 - Where'd you get a beehive? 914 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,626 - Online. 915 00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:58,766 You can get anything online. 916 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:00,768 Did you know we're in the midst of a honeybee crisis? 917 00:41:00,803 --> 00:41:01,597 - No. 918 00:41:01,631 --> 00:41:02,908 - Yeah. 919 00:41:02,943 --> 00:41:05,635 Pesticides, fungicides killing them all off. 920 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,707 Humanity shooting itself in the head. 921 00:41:13,436 --> 00:41:15,645 The smoke mellows them out. 922 00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:26,622 There we go. 923 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,900 Look at that huh. 924 00:41:31,661 --> 00:41:32,662 How cool is that? 925 00:41:32,697 --> 00:41:34,284 - [Gabby] Yeah. 926 00:41:34,319 --> 00:41:35,527 - Now look. 927 00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:36,977 That's the queen. 928 00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:39,911 - [Gabby] Oh my gosh, that looks like too much pressure. 929 00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:42,016 I don't know if I could handle that. 930 00:41:42,051 --> 00:41:43,535 - I don't know. 931 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:44,467 There's something to be said for 932 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,573 knowing your purpose in life. 933 00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:48,885 What one of these little guys does 934 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,439 down to the lowest worker bee. 935 00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:54,719 That is very fresh bees wax. 936 00:42:04,211 --> 00:42:07,490 I still can't get over the fact that you're here. 937 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,457 I'm really glad you called though. 938 00:42:09,492 --> 00:42:10,286 - You are? 939 00:42:11,252 --> 00:42:12,633 - Of course I am. 940 00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,359 This was great. 941 00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:15,947 - I thought so too. 942 00:42:20,365 --> 00:42:22,505 - The rest of my day's a cluster fuck though. 943 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,163 I've got this thing I gotta be at in like 20 minutes 944 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:27,821 and then I got this show I've gotta go to tonight 945 00:42:27,855 --> 00:42:29,201 which I am really - No. 946 00:42:29,236 --> 00:42:30,133 - not looking forward to. - I understand. 947 00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:32,653 - [Martin] If I had known it... 948 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,413 Well, 949 00:42:36,623 --> 00:42:39,142 I have a parting gift for you. 950 00:42:40,109 --> 00:42:41,317 Consolation prize. 951 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:43,940 A little something to remember our day by. 952 00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:45,770 It's my very first batch. 953 00:42:45,804 --> 00:42:47,323 - Are you sure? 954 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:49,290 - Of course I'm sure. 955 00:42:49,325 --> 00:42:51,810 Nothing better than homegrown honey. 956 00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:54,261 Once you take the stingers out of your face. 957 00:42:54,295 --> 00:42:56,332 - Oh, stingers are no fun. 958 00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:57,954 - They're not, however, 959 00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:00,508 wait til you taste that honey. 960 00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:02,200 - Listen, 961 00:43:03,511 --> 00:43:05,030 seeing how this is, 962 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:09,241 we have only today. 963 00:43:11,243 --> 00:43:13,004 I know this is ridiculously last minute, 964 00:43:13,038 --> 00:43:13,832 but I 965 00:43:15,282 --> 00:43:18,768 was wondering if I could tag along. 966 00:43:18,803 --> 00:43:20,114 If you don't mind. 967 00:43:20,149 --> 00:43:21,253 - No I don't. 968 00:43:22,427 --> 00:43:24,015 No I don't mind. 969 00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:24,912 You sure? 970 00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:26,362 - Yeah, I'm easy. 971 00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:30,297 Not that easy but. 972 00:43:32,264 --> 00:43:33,818 - Okay, come on. 973 00:43:33,852 --> 00:43:35,095 - Great. 974 00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:37,684 [upbeat music] 975 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:56,392 - Scene 43, exterior barren planet, day. 976 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,049 A vast landscape of red rock 977 00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:59,360 dotted with impact craters interrupted 978 00:43:59,395 --> 00:44:01,155 only by a single sleek monolith 979 00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:04,262 jutting out like a knife at a 45 degree angle. 980 00:44:04,296 --> 00:44:07,196 Interior starship, main corridor, day. 981 00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:08,853 The guards eyes dart nervously between 982 00:44:08,887 --> 00:44:10,406 Barren and Cobb. 983 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,442 Barren remains composed despite the phaser 984 00:44:12,477 --> 00:44:14,099 pressed to his temple. 985 00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:15,860 - How did you escape the holding dock? 986 00:44:15,894 --> 00:44:16,757 - We were freed. 987 00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:17,689 - By whom? 988 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:18,932 - Your commanding officer. 989 00:44:18,966 --> 00:44:20,727 - The Tycon is in danger. 990 00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:21,969 - I don't believe you. 991 00:44:22,004 --> 00:44:25,628 - If you lower your weapon, I can prove it. 992 00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:28,804 - That is the end of the act. 993 00:44:28,838 --> 00:44:31,289 [applauding] 994 00:44:33,394 --> 00:44:36,881 - Okay, so does anybody have any feedback? 995 00:44:45,579 --> 00:44:47,685 - Well I liked it. 996 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,583 - Oh the notes. 997 00:44:49,617 --> 00:44:51,102 It was nothing. 998 00:44:51,136 --> 00:44:52,344 You should of been here last week. 999 00:44:52,379 --> 00:44:53,311 Somebody brought in a pilot script, 1000 00:44:53,345 --> 00:44:55,347 it was a fucking bloodbath. 1001 00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:57,833 - Then why do you go? 1002 00:44:57,867 --> 00:44:59,938 - That's a good question. 1003 00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:03,597 I don't know, they asked me to join. 1004 00:45:03,631 --> 00:45:04,805 I swear to god, some of these guys 1005 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,428 just like hearing their own voice. 1006 00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:10,121 I really think a couple of them are jealous. 1007 00:45:10,155 --> 00:45:11,605 - Probably right. 1008 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:14,746 - This is the work though. 1009 00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:18,232 You lay your soul bare naked in front of the world 1010 00:45:18,267 --> 00:45:20,994 so the cultures can rip out your intestines. 1011 00:45:21,028 --> 00:45:22,236 What the fuck are they talking about 1012 00:45:22,271 --> 00:45:25,515 too much backstory and emotionally stunted? 1013 00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:27,414 I gotta stop going to these guys. 1014 00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,726 They're just tearing me down. 1015 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,555 - Oh come on.. 1016 00:45:30,589 --> 00:45:34,732 I mean what can we do to get you out of this funk? 1017 00:45:37,113 --> 00:45:39,564 - This one is called Space Mountain. 1018 00:45:39,598 --> 00:45:43,188 It has a cool alpine taste like fresh pine needles 1019 00:45:43,223 --> 00:45:45,501 bursting into sort of a psychedelic 1020 00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:47,848 intellectually creative hyperspace. 1021 00:45:47,883 --> 00:45:49,747 It's very stimulating. 1022 00:45:51,645 --> 00:45:53,198 - All right, yeah, that sounds promising. 1023 00:45:53,233 --> 00:45:56,339 - This one is called the Midnight Train To Georgia. 1024 00:45:56,374 --> 00:45:58,686 It will take you to a faraway place. 1025 00:45:58,721 --> 00:46:01,482 It's a long-lasting full body buzz. 1026 00:46:01,517 --> 00:46:03,105 - Right. 1027 00:46:03,139 --> 00:46:06,142 - And this one is called Cosmonaut Laika. 1028 00:46:06,177 --> 00:46:08,662 Named after the Soviet space dog. 1029 00:46:08,696 --> 00:46:11,147 The first animal to ever orbit the earth. 1030 00:46:11,182 --> 00:46:12,459 Mind expanding. 1031 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:14,910 - You know, I think what I'm looking for 1032 00:46:14,944 --> 00:46:16,670 is something that will help me 1033 00:46:16,704 --> 00:46:19,052 sort of focus and enhance my creative energy 1034 00:46:19,086 --> 00:46:20,812 and open the doors of perception and all that. 1035 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:22,849 But still put me in this 1036 00:46:22,883 --> 00:46:24,402 deep philosophical state. 1037 00:46:24,436 --> 00:46:25,575 You know what I'm talking about? 1038 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,025 - Yeah, no, I think we have that. 1039 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:28,751 - What about this? 1040 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,028 - Whoa. 1041 00:46:30,063 --> 00:46:31,340 Proceed with caution. 1042 00:46:31,374 --> 00:46:33,549 That strain is potent. 1043 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,413 It's called the Shit Snoop Dog Smokes. 1044 00:46:35,447 --> 00:46:36,655 - Why? 1045 00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:40,107 - Because it's the shit Snoop Dog smokes. 1046 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,215 - Martin we have to get this. 1047 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,262 So what kind of show is this? 1048 00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:58,746 - God only knows. 1049 00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:10,310 [slow light music] 1050 00:48:06,953 --> 00:48:08,126 - [Narrator] Great show. 1051 00:48:08,161 --> 00:48:09,300 - Oh thank you so much for coming. 1052 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:10,611 Glad you enjoyed it. 1053 00:48:10,646 --> 00:48:11,405 - Hi. 1054 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,406 - There she is. 1055 00:48:12,441 --> 00:48:13,649 - You came! 1056 00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:14,615 - [Martin] Of course I came, what are you talking about? 1057 00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:15,409 - Is Mom here? 1058 00:48:15,444 --> 00:48:16,652 - I didn't see her. 1059 00:48:16,686 --> 00:48:19,103 - She never comes to any of my shows. 1060 00:48:19,137 --> 00:48:20,828 - You know your mom. 1061 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,038 Oh, I'm very sorry. 1062 00:48:23,072 --> 00:48:26,041 Francesca this is my friend Gabby. 1063 00:48:26,075 --> 00:48:27,663 Gabby this is Francesca my daughter. 1064 00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:29,216 - Hi, nice to meet you. 1065 00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:30,769 - You brought a woman. 1066 00:48:30,804 --> 00:48:31,943 At least one of you is able to 1067 00:48:31,978 --> 00:48:34,118 understand the meaning of my piece. 1068 00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:36,292 - It was good piece. 1069 00:48:36,327 --> 00:48:37,328 Really good. 1070 00:48:38,432 --> 00:48:39,951 - And, what did you think? 1071 00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:42,229 - It's really, it was really great. 1072 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:43,092 It's bold. 1073 00:48:44,783 --> 00:48:45,957 I sometimes think your work 1074 00:48:45,992 --> 00:48:47,890 can be a little emotionally stunted. 1075 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,581 - I'm standing out there naked! 1076 00:48:49,616 --> 00:48:50,582 - You don't need to remind me. 1077 00:48:50,617 --> 00:48:52,101 - Dad, you're out of-- 1078 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:54,276 - You know what, we'll talk about Friday, the bars okay. 1079 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:55,933 - Oh I can't make it. 1080 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:57,106 - What? 1081 00:48:57,141 --> 00:48:59,143 - I'm sorry, it's really busy right now. 1082 00:48:59,177 --> 00:49:00,730 - That's the third time in a row, Frannie. 1083 00:49:00,765 --> 00:49:04,286 - You know, I'm gonna visit the lady's room? 1084 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,667 - Oh, backstage to the left. 1085 00:49:10,809 --> 00:49:11,638 Gabby huh? 1086 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:14,882 - That's me. 1087 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:16,850 - So is this like a date? 1088 00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:18,093 - Oh I don't... 1089 00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:20,405 I guess so. 1090 00:49:22,511 --> 00:49:25,307 - I have one question for you. 1091 00:49:25,341 --> 00:49:27,033 Have you ever grown anything from seed 1092 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:29,863 with your bare hands in the dirt? 1093 00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:32,279 - Well I grew sea monkeys from a packet 1094 00:49:32,314 --> 00:49:34,730 in the mail when I was a kid. 1095 00:49:38,492 --> 00:49:40,149 - Be nice to him okay. 1096 00:49:40,184 --> 00:49:41,012 - Yeah. 1097 00:49:43,704 --> 00:49:44,809 - Hey! 1098 00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:45,706 Come here. 1099 00:49:45,741 --> 00:49:47,225 - Yeah. 1100 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,054 - Your tags sticking out. 1101 00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:48,951 - Oh. 1102 00:49:51,712 --> 00:49:52,541 Thank you. 1103 00:50:04,691 --> 00:50:05,864 This is fancy. 1104 00:50:06,762 --> 00:50:07,935 - Well you came all this way. 1105 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:09,972 I wanted to take you some place nice. 1106 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:13,734 I heard great things about this place. 1107 00:50:13,769 --> 00:50:15,564 - Why are there no prices? 1108 00:50:15,598 --> 00:50:18,118 - Oh that's just how they do it. 1109 00:50:18,153 --> 00:50:20,569 - Have we come to a decision? 1110 00:50:22,295 --> 00:50:23,296 - You start. 1111 00:50:24,469 --> 00:50:26,678 - What is in the Birds Nest Salad? 1112 00:50:26,713 --> 00:50:29,164 - Two eggs of asparagus, an oyster mushroom, 1113 00:50:29,198 --> 00:50:31,856 and a nest of millet, parsnip, and maple syrup. 1114 00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:34,031 It's one of the signature dishes. 1115 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,066 - I'll have that. 1116 00:50:35,101 --> 00:50:36,930 - [Waitress] And for you? 1117 00:50:36,964 --> 00:50:39,553 - I'll have the PB and J. 1118 00:50:39,588 --> 00:50:41,624 - Excellent choice, that's very popular. 1119 00:50:41,659 --> 00:50:42,901 - I'll bet. 1120 00:50:42,936 --> 00:50:46,181 - Are you interested in any wine tonight? 1121 00:50:46,215 --> 00:50:47,423 - [Martin] Sure. 1122 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,942 - Wonderful, I'll send over the sommelier. 1123 00:50:48,976 --> 00:50:49,805 - [Martin] Thank you. 1124 00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:51,738 - You are very welcome. 1125 00:50:53,429 --> 00:50:54,534 - So thanks for coming to that. 1126 00:50:54,568 --> 00:50:55,845 - Oh yeah. 1127 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,295 We don't get that stuff in Chicago. 1128 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:58,607 - Do you have kids? 1129 00:50:58,641 --> 00:51:00,057 - No, no way. 1130 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,955 All I learned from my upbringing was 1131 00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:03,681 how to screw them up. 1132 00:51:04,716 --> 00:51:06,960 - Everybody screws them up. 1133 00:51:06,994 --> 00:51:07,926 You just try to not make the same 1134 00:51:07,961 --> 00:51:10,791 mistakes your parents did. 1135 00:51:10,826 --> 00:51:12,586 I like to make my own mistakes. 1136 00:51:12,621 --> 00:51:15,175 - Are you and your daughter close? 1137 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,452 - Yeah, I mean, 1138 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:19,938 I'm sure she thinks I wasn't around enough. 1139 00:51:19,973 --> 00:51:22,769 So, trying to make up for that. 1140 00:51:22,803 --> 00:51:24,736 - Well you couldn't of screwed her up that much. 1141 00:51:24,771 --> 00:51:26,704 She seems to be a very smart, strong, 1142 00:51:26,738 --> 00:51:28,982 beautiful young woman. 1143 00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:31,088 - Yeah she is, thank you. 1144 00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:34,953 She's really talented too, I just, 1145 00:51:36,162 --> 00:51:38,336 I just think she's wasting her time. 1146 00:51:38,371 --> 00:51:40,614 Nobody cares about theater, not in LA. 1147 00:51:40,649 --> 00:51:42,892 - I mean at least she's passionate about things. 1148 00:51:42,927 --> 00:51:45,412 I never had any drive like that. 1149 00:51:45,447 --> 00:51:46,655 - Well, drives fine 1150 00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:48,484 but she just needs to be more practical 1151 00:51:48,519 --> 00:51:51,453 about her financial future. 1152 00:51:51,487 --> 00:51:52,385 It's a hard town. 1153 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:53,938 It's not easy to be successful. 1154 00:51:53,972 --> 00:51:57,942 - Well, at least she has a dad who can show her how. 1155 00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:02,119 - Look at that. 1156 00:52:04,845 --> 00:52:06,606 - [Gabby] I don't understand, is that the chef? 1157 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,746 - Mm hmm, Tyler Rogsen. 1158 00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:09,919 11-year-old wonder kid. 1159 00:52:09,954 --> 00:52:11,162 - He's 11? 1160 00:52:11,197 --> 00:52:13,164 - New Yorker just did an amazing piece on him. 1161 00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:17,410 He just staged one of the top restaurants in Manhattan. 1162 00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:18,756 - That's crazy. 1163 00:52:18,790 --> 00:52:20,067 - I know right? 1164 00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:24,348 Well. 1165 00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,181 - [Waitress] Here you are. 1166 00:52:30,216 --> 00:52:31,355 - [Martin] Thank you. 1167 00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:32,287 - [Waitress] You're very welcome. 1168 00:52:32,321 --> 00:52:35,255 - [Martin] Oh, this looks great. 1169 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:36,394 - What is this? 1170 00:52:36,429 --> 00:52:37,499 - It's a deconstructed peanut butter 1171 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,225 and jelly sandwich. 1172 00:52:39,259 --> 00:52:41,882 You dip the flash-fried grapes in the brioche powder 1173 00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:44,091 and you breathe in the aroma of the peanut water. 1174 00:52:44,126 --> 00:52:45,679 - Oh. 1175 00:52:45,714 --> 00:52:46,956 Thank you. 1176 00:52:46,991 --> 00:52:48,579 - [Waitress] You're very welcome, enjoy. 1177 00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:50,546 - [Martin] Bon appetit. 1178 00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:10,014 - Doesn't this seem a little ridiculous to you? 1179 00:53:10,048 --> 00:53:11,291 - I don't know. 1180 00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:12,154 When I was young I could never afford 1181 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,569 a place like this. 1182 00:53:13,604 --> 00:53:16,123 I perfected the art of making one crunch wrap burrito 1183 00:53:16,158 --> 00:53:20,438 last through breakfast lunch and dinner, so. 1184 00:53:20,473 --> 00:53:22,475 Thinking now that I can, 1185 00:53:22,509 --> 00:53:23,372 I like to go out to a nice restaurant 1186 00:53:23,407 --> 00:53:24,960 every now and then. 1187 00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:26,064 Have a good meal. 1188 00:53:26,099 --> 00:53:27,618 - Cooked by an 11-year-old. 1189 00:53:27,652 --> 00:53:29,240 - Who's one of the hottest chef's in LA. 1190 00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:30,137 - He's 11. 1191 00:53:31,277 --> 00:53:34,625 Why do people pretend that he's such a genius. 1192 00:53:34,659 --> 00:53:37,490 I'm sorry, but this food is awful. 1193 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:41,528 Fuck me. 1194 00:53:50,399 --> 00:53:52,401 - You were saying? 1195 00:53:52,436 --> 00:53:55,335 [slow paced music] 1196 00:54:10,937 --> 00:54:12,179 Now we're cooking with gas. 1197 00:54:12,214 --> 00:54:12,973 - Oh good. 1198 00:54:18,116 --> 00:54:20,049 I was always different. 1199 00:54:22,086 --> 00:54:23,467 Mom wanted me to fit in 1200 00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:25,123 so she put me on my first fad diet 1201 00:54:25,158 --> 00:54:27,988 when I was like eight. 1202 00:54:32,821 --> 00:54:35,168 Mom would say something mean about my weight, 1203 00:54:35,202 --> 00:54:39,655 I would get upset, my dad would take me out for ice cream. 1204 00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,312 It was a vicious cycle. 1205 00:54:41,347 --> 00:54:45,523 And Esther was just embarrassed by me. 1206 00:54:46,421 --> 00:54:47,663 How about you? 1207 00:54:47,698 --> 00:54:50,287 You and your brother get along? 1208 00:54:51,805 --> 00:54:52,634 - Sort of. 1209 00:54:54,774 --> 00:54:58,018 We had a band together in high school. 1210 00:54:58,053 --> 00:54:58,847 Puke Bone. 1211 00:54:58,881 --> 00:55:00,952 [laughing] 1212 00:55:00,987 --> 00:55:04,542 It's named after a chicken bone my dog threw up. 1213 00:55:04,577 --> 00:55:05,957 It was very high brow stuff. 1214 00:55:05,992 --> 00:55:09,064 Mostly just esoteric tributes to the 1215 00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:11,653 short stories of Philip K Dick. 1216 00:55:11,687 --> 00:55:12,964 - What? 1217 00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:13,827 - The sci-fi writer. 1218 00:55:13,862 --> 00:55:15,346 - Oh yeah? 1219 00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:17,003 - For some reason, our music just didn't 1220 00:55:17,037 --> 00:55:20,869 resonate with our fellow high school students. 1221 00:55:22,595 --> 00:55:25,322 So he quit and joined an Aerosmith cover band. 1222 00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:26,184 - Oh. 1223 00:55:27,738 --> 00:55:28,946 - They played at my senior prom, 1224 00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:31,569 which naturally I did not attend. 1225 00:55:33,019 --> 00:55:36,333 My little brother got laid at my senior prom and I didn't. 1226 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,195 - Oh god. 1227 00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:39,612 - He's out here now too. 1228 00:55:39,646 --> 00:55:40,509 - Really? 1229 00:55:43,236 --> 00:55:44,996 - He must look up to me 'cause he keeps 1230 00:55:45,031 --> 00:55:46,929 following my footsteps. 1231 00:55:49,173 --> 00:55:52,728 And he always ends up doing better than me. 1232 00:56:02,566 --> 00:56:03,394 - Hot tub. 1233 00:56:16,234 --> 00:56:18,720 Do you believe in aliens? 1234 00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:19,859 - Absolutely. 1235 00:56:22,655 --> 00:56:24,001 - Peaceful ones? 1236 00:56:26,313 --> 00:56:27,142 - Well, 1237 00:56:28,764 --> 00:56:33,666 we do have a lot of natural resources to plunder. 1238 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:37,014 I'd like to think they're a lot like us. 1239 00:56:37,877 --> 00:56:38,878 - I hope so. 1240 00:56:41,674 --> 00:56:44,608 [slow paced music] 1241 00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:53,306 - [Martin] Fuck. 1242 00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:54,169 - What? 1243 00:56:55,757 --> 00:56:57,344 - [Martin] Nothing. 1244 00:56:57,379 --> 00:56:58,311 - [Gabby] No, what's wrong? 1245 00:56:58,345 --> 00:57:00,417 - It's nothing, I just... 1246 00:57:02,867 --> 00:57:06,733 Snoop Dog's making me a little paranoid that's all. 1247 00:57:06,768 --> 00:57:07,596 - Not me. 1248 00:57:09,149 --> 00:57:10,461 I am on a cloud. 1249 00:57:13,395 --> 00:57:16,881 - [Martin] I'm so afraid you're gonna find out the truth. 1250 00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:18,504 - What do you mean? 1251 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,714 - I'm a complete fraud. 1252 00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:28,652 It's all an illusion. 1253 00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:33,519 In reality I'm completely worthless. 1254 00:57:33,553 --> 00:57:34,796 - No. 1255 00:57:34,830 --> 00:57:36,556 - No, you don't know. 1256 00:57:40,077 --> 00:57:41,319 You don't know. 1257 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:53,918 [light music] 1258 00:58:11,315 --> 00:58:12,143 - Okay. 1259 00:58:14,352 --> 00:58:16,354 Hey Esther I'm pregnant. 1260 00:58:18,356 --> 00:58:19,772 I'm pregnant. 1261 00:58:19,806 --> 00:58:21,014 I'm pregnant. 1262 00:58:21,049 --> 00:58:22,499 I'm pregnant. 1263 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:23,948 - [Esther] Greta, I don't know how there are 1264 00:58:23,983 --> 00:58:25,432 five sets of contracts that haven't been signed. 1265 00:58:25,467 --> 00:58:26,882 They need to be done by today. 1266 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:28,781 - Gabby and I spoke and she said that I should talk to you. 1267 00:58:28,815 --> 00:58:30,472 - I'm so sorry that I stuck you with Gabby. 1268 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,544 And whatever she said, take it with a grain of salt, please. 1269 00:58:33,579 --> 00:58:34,545 - No Esther. 1270 00:58:35,477 --> 00:58:36,305 Esther! 1271 00:58:37,168 --> 00:58:37,997 - What? 1272 00:58:39,481 --> 00:58:40,482 - I'm-- 1273 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,414 [gagging] 1274 00:58:41,448 --> 00:58:42,588 - Oh god. 1275 00:58:42,622 --> 00:58:44,175 Oh Greta, do you want a glass of water? 1276 00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:45,107 Here, hang on. 1277 00:58:45,142 --> 00:58:46,039 I'll get you a glass of water. 1278 00:58:46,074 --> 00:58:48,248 [gagging] 1279 00:58:59,812 --> 00:59:01,227 Here, here, here. 1280 00:59:02,504 --> 00:59:03,332 - I quit. 1281 00:59:04,471 --> 00:59:05,403 - No Greta. 1282 00:59:08,165 --> 00:59:09,269 Greta, Greta. 1283 00:59:14,481 --> 00:59:16,725 [coughing] 1284 00:59:25,803 --> 00:59:28,426 [upbeat music] 1285 00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:35,537 - [Narrator] You had your cellphone in your 1286 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,573 possession the whole time? 1287 00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:37,677 - [Martin] Yes! 1288 00:59:37,712 --> 00:59:38,471 - [Narrator] Did you lend it to anyone? 1289 00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:39,748 - [Martin] What is this about? 1290 00:59:39,783 --> 00:59:40,749 - [Narrator] Did you give your cellphone to like a friend? 1291 00:59:40,784 --> 00:59:41,578 - [Martin] No, what are you talking about? 1292 00:59:41,612 --> 00:59:43,545 - [Narrator] $950. 1293 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,788 - There's no way it was that much! 1294 00:59:44,822 --> 00:59:46,203 - I got an alert on my phone. 1295 00:59:46,237 --> 00:59:47,653 Otherwise, I wouldn't have even known. 1296 00:59:47,687 --> 00:59:49,931 - Dude I'm sorry, I made a couple of phone calls all right. 1297 00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:51,449 - You are living in my house, 1298 00:59:51,484 --> 00:59:53,141 I'm paying for your cellphone bill, 1299 00:59:53,175 --> 00:59:57,421 and you have to spend $950 to jack off! 1300 00:59:57,455 --> 00:59:59,112 - [Martin] It is not about that! 1301 00:59:59,147 --> 01:00:00,251 - Who's that? 1302 01:00:02,046 --> 01:00:03,358 - Fuck. 1303 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:04,635 Don't worry about her. 1304 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:06,223 Gabby, I can explain. 1305 01:00:06,257 --> 01:00:07,638 Just give me a minute. 1306 01:00:07,673 --> 01:00:09,536 Would you listen to me! 1307 01:00:09,571 --> 01:00:12,091 - Sorry dude, you gotta go. 1308 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:13,748 I've been trying to get you back up on your feet. 1309 01:00:13,782 --> 01:00:15,404 I've been trying. 1310 01:00:15,439 --> 01:00:17,821 But you just keep fucking up. 1311 01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:21,859 Where are our pictures? 1312 01:00:21,894 --> 01:00:22,791 The pictures are missing. 1313 01:00:22,826 --> 01:00:23,861 - In the drawer, they're fine. 1314 01:00:23,896 --> 01:00:24,931 - You took down our pictures? 1315 01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:26,450 - I was gonna put them back. 1316 01:00:26,484 --> 01:00:27,658 You weren't supposed to be here for another week! 1317 01:00:27,693 --> 01:00:29,315 - Our shoot got moved up, I had to come back. 1318 01:00:29,349 --> 01:00:31,248 Why am I explaining myself to you? 1319 01:00:31,282 --> 01:00:32,180 - Martin. 1320 01:00:32,214 --> 01:00:34,458 - [Martin And Brother] What! 1321 01:00:36,771 --> 01:00:37,634 - Oh fuck! 1322 01:00:39,152 --> 01:00:40,913 Why do you always have to fuck up everything 1323 01:00:40,947 --> 01:00:42,155 that is important to me? 1324 01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:43,881 Just like when you left Puke Bone! 1325 01:00:43,916 --> 01:00:45,814 - That was in the 10th grade! 1326 01:00:45,849 --> 01:00:47,022 - [Martin] Oh I know exactly when it was. 1327 01:00:47,057 --> 01:00:48,955 - Martin, there is a beehive in the backyard! 1328 01:00:48,990 --> 01:00:49,818 - Are you serious? 1329 01:00:49,853 --> 01:00:51,095 - Yeah. 1330 01:00:51,130 --> 01:00:52,165 - How did that get there? 1331 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,442 - I put it there. 1332 01:00:53,477 --> 01:00:54,685 - What the hell is wrong with you! 1333 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,066 - Are you familiar with the little term 1334 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,309 called colony collapse disorder! 1335 01:00:58,344 --> 01:01:00,726 - Quiver is allergic to bees! 1336 01:01:02,175 --> 01:01:02,969 - Gabby. 1337 01:01:04,730 --> 01:01:05,558 Gabby. 1338 01:01:07,387 --> 01:01:08,699 Would you wait? 1339 01:01:08,734 --> 01:01:09,700 - [Gabby] No. 1340 01:01:09,735 --> 01:01:10,977 - Would you just please - No. 1341 01:01:11,012 --> 01:01:12,392 - [Martin] let me explain. 1342 01:01:12,427 --> 01:01:13,186 Let me talk to you for a minute. 1343 01:01:13,221 --> 01:01:14,878 Give me one minute. 1344 01:01:14,912 --> 01:01:16,500 - Fuck. 1345 01:01:16,534 --> 01:01:17,501 Oh my god, Regina was right. 1346 01:01:17,535 --> 01:01:18,605 What was I thinking getting 1347 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,607 mixed up with a caller? 1348 01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,679 You know, this whole trip was so stupid. 1349 01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,612 - You've met me at a very difficult juncture. 1350 01:01:25,647 --> 01:01:27,131 - It was all lies. 1351 01:01:30,756 --> 01:01:33,897 You're like my grandma's tin of Royal Dansk Butter Cookies. 1352 01:01:33,931 --> 01:01:37,659 Looks delicious, but when you open it it's a sewing kit. 1353 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:38,867 - You've gotta understand. 1354 01:01:38,902 --> 01:01:41,318 I didn't intend for any of this to happen. 1355 01:01:41,352 --> 01:01:43,009 - I understand that. 1356 01:01:43,976 --> 01:01:45,598 But you lied to me. 1357 01:01:47,911 --> 01:01:49,464 Are you even a writer? 1358 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,604 - Of course I'm a writer. 1359 01:01:52,570 --> 01:01:54,952 I'm just not a very good one. 1360 01:01:57,403 --> 01:01:59,370 It's my brother's house. 1361 01:02:00,578 --> 01:02:04,134 He writes for TV, takes his family to Europe. 1362 01:02:06,343 --> 01:02:08,966 I work at a Bed Bath and Beyond. 1363 01:02:11,658 --> 01:02:12,452 - Look, 1364 01:02:15,939 --> 01:02:17,941 I have screwed up a lot. 1365 01:02:21,082 --> 01:02:24,982 I just thought that my life was on a new track. 1366 01:02:30,263 --> 01:02:31,333 Well I guess, 1367 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,441 I guess I was wrong. 1368 01:02:37,270 --> 01:02:38,099 - Gabby. 1369 01:02:42,448 --> 01:02:43,932 Gabby would you... 1370 01:02:51,422 --> 01:02:54,080 [siren blaring] 1371 01:03:05,402 --> 01:03:06,196 - [Esther] Hello. 1372 01:03:06,230 --> 01:03:07,473 - Hey lady. 1373 01:03:07,507 --> 01:03:09,647 - Gabby, where the hell have you been? 1374 01:03:09,682 --> 01:03:11,822 - No I know, I know, I'm so sorry. 1375 01:03:11,857 --> 01:03:14,514 I lost track of time and my phone was turned off. 1376 01:03:14,549 --> 01:03:16,137 I should've called. 1377 01:03:16,171 --> 01:03:17,724 - Greta told me that she dropped you off 1378 01:03:17,759 --> 01:03:20,451 at some park in Van Nuys? 1379 01:03:20,486 --> 01:03:22,350 - I was meeting someone. 1380 01:03:22,384 --> 01:03:24,110 - [Esther] Who? 1381 01:03:24,145 --> 01:03:25,042 - A guy. 1382 01:03:25,077 --> 01:03:26,664 - [Esther] Who? 1383 01:03:26,699 --> 01:03:27,873 - A caller. 1384 01:03:27,907 --> 01:03:29,909 - [Esther] Someone from your phone sex job? 1385 01:03:29,944 --> 01:03:32,084 - Well he seemed nice. 1386 01:03:32,118 --> 01:03:33,602 - I see what this is. 1387 01:03:33,637 --> 01:03:37,296 You're only here so that you can sleep with some dude. 1388 01:03:37,330 --> 01:03:38,642 - What do you care? 1389 01:03:38,676 --> 01:03:40,782 You dumped me with your personal assistant. 1390 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,197 - I had meetings. 1391 01:03:43,474 --> 01:03:46,029 And you told her to quit? 1392 01:03:46,063 --> 01:03:47,513 - What? 1393 01:03:47,547 --> 01:03:50,550 - I am running around here like a madwoman thanks to you. 1394 01:03:50,585 --> 01:03:51,379 - She left? 1395 01:03:51,413 --> 01:03:52,829 I never said that. 1396 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:54,451 I told her that she should get over her hears 1397 01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:56,384 and tell you that she was pregnant. 1398 01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:58,144 - Well of course she is pregnant. 1399 01:03:58,179 --> 01:04:00,698 She's as big as a fucking house! 1400 01:04:00,733 --> 01:04:02,597 - Well I was trying to encourage her. 1401 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:04,185 Frankly, she's terrified of you. 1402 01:04:04,219 --> 01:04:05,634 - You are so irresponsible. 1403 01:04:05,669 --> 01:04:07,222 You act like a child. 1404 01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:09,811 - Right, and you're still the prom queen 1405 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,226 who can do no wrong. 1406 01:04:11,261 --> 01:04:12,434 - [Esther] It's homecoming. 1407 01:04:12,469 --> 01:04:13,711 - Yeah, exactly. 1408 01:04:13,746 --> 01:04:14,989 You're the perfect little china doll 1409 01:04:15,023 --> 01:04:18,268 and I'm the big stupid doll who pees herself. 1410 01:04:18,302 --> 01:04:20,995 And don't worry, Mom reminds me of that every day. 1411 01:04:21,029 --> 01:04:21,858 - I should of known you weren't coming 1412 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:22,859 out here to see me. 1413 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,136 We haven't spoken in years. 1414 01:04:24,170 --> 01:04:26,241 - And why haven't we huh? 1415 01:04:27,553 --> 01:04:30,659 Why are you so ashamed of me? 1416 01:04:30,694 --> 01:04:33,904 - Sooner or later, you are gonna have 1417 01:04:33,939 --> 01:04:35,526 to own who you are. 1418 01:04:41,394 --> 01:04:43,949 [solemn music] 1419 01:04:58,515 --> 01:05:00,689 [ringing] 1420 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,523 - What is it Vince? 1421 01:05:06,557 --> 01:05:08,352 - [Vince] I'm gonna win you back Gabby. 1422 01:05:08,387 --> 01:05:09,284 - Please stop calling me. 1423 01:05:09,319 --> 01:05:11,459 - [Vince] I'm here. 1424 01:05:11,493 --> 01:05:12,322 - What? 1425 01:05:14,186 --> 01:05:15,014 Where? 1426 01:05:17,810 --> 01:05:20,399 [quirky music] 1427 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:32,825 - Go Bears. 1428 01:05:35,586 --> 01:05:36,518 - Go Bears. 1429 01:05:46,011 --> 01:05:48,599 - Welcome to my humble commode. 1430 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,429 - Huh. 1431 01:05:51,809 --> 01:05:53,190 What's that? 1432 01:05:53,225 --> 01:05:54,951 - Well there's refreshments. 1433 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,987 All for you gorgeous. 1434 01:05:57,022 --> 01:05:59,783 A little token of me affectation. 1435 01:06:09,413 --> 01:06:11,139 [upbeat music] 1436 01:06:11,174 --> 01:06:12,934 I say no to peer pressure! 1437 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,073 - Just say no. 1438 01:06:15,247 --> 01:06:16,765 - I don't use this. 1439 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,457 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but here's the deal man. 1440 01:06:18,491 --> 01:06:20,977 - Not even a little bit tasty! 1441 01:06:22,047 --> 01:06:23,634 So he was like "Connie, you're amazing 1442 01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:25,982 "at the motorcycle." 1443 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:29,157 This is the gold stuff, this is really real Gab. 1444 01:06:29,192 --> 01:06:31,435 [laughing] 1445 01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:34,162 Gabby. 1446 01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:39,133 Nothing but the best. 1447 01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:44,690 - But why, why would you do that? 1448 01:06:44,724 --> 01:06:45,656 - No, look at me. 1449 01:06:45,691 --> 01:06:46,519 - Okay. 1450 01:06:47,831 --> 01:06:50,765 [imitates barking] 1451 01:06:51,904 --> 01:06:54,734 Wait, you did it before me. 1452 01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:55,735 I can't. 1453 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:57,634 - You almost puked. 1454 01:06:57,668 --> 01:06:58,462 [loud burping] 1455 01:06:58,497 --> 01:07:00,119 There it is! 1456 01:07:00,154 --> 01:07:01,534 - No, no, no man. 1457 01:07:01,569 --> 01:07:02,397 - Yeah. 1458 01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:48,926 [alarm ringing] 1459 01:07:51,274 --> 01:07:54,346 - Yeah, I haven't decided if I'm gonna take you back. 1460 01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:55,450 - Shut up. 1461 01:07:55,485 --> 01:07:57,038 Yes you have. 1462 01:07:57,073 --> 01:08:01,698 - I can't believe you came all the way out here for me. 1463 01:08:01,732 --> 01:08:04,632 - Well I had frequent flyer miles from my trip to Amsterdam. 1464 01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:07,083 They were about to expire so. 1465 01:08:10,051 --> 01:08:11,432 You are so stupid to think you can 1466 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,779 find someone better than me. 1467 01:08:13,813 --> 01:08:14,814 - So stupid. 1468 01:08:20,199 --> 01:08:21,062 Yeah. 1469 01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:26,274 - So I'm driving around LA today, 1470 01:08:26,309 --> 01:08:27,758 where's the city? 1471 01:08:29,174 --> 01:08:32,798 There's like gas station, strip mall, gas station. 1472 01:08:32,832 --> 01:08:36,319 It's like the whole city is one big Niles. 1473 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:39,391 - Did you just take a shower? 1474 01:08:39,425 --> 01:08:41,772 - No, I just washed my hair. 1475 01:08:48,538 --> 01:08:50,091 Take it. 1476 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,404 - No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. 1477 01:08:52,438 --> 01:08:54,130 - Don't be stuck up, take it! 1478 01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:55,890 - Okay, fuck. 1479 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:58,237 [whistling] 1480 01:09:04,209 --> 01:09:05,589 Wait. 1481 01:09:05,624 --> 01:09:07,143 Are you proposing? 1482 01:09:08,351 --> 01:09:11,216 - That's my dead grandmothers ring. 1483 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:13,218 It was hers right. 1484 01:09:13,252 --> 01:09:15,634 And I told my parents I didn't want it. 1485 01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:19,396 And then my sister married that preacher asshole, 1486 01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:20,708 and then it bounced back to me 1487 01:09:20,742 --> 01:09:23,366 and I was like, "I'll never use this thing." 1488 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,231 Well, well you know people change. 1489 01:09:32,444 --> 01:09:34,135 - No, I gotta think. 1490 01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:37,759 - Think? 1491 01:09:37,794 --> 01:09:39,382 - Yeah, just let me 1492 01:09:40,383 --> 01:09:43,317 sober up a little bit okay? 1493 01:09:43,351 --> 01:09:44,180 - Oh. 1494 01:09:46,527 --> 01:09:47,804 Yeah yeah yeah. 1495 01:09:49,081 --> 01:09:51,187 It's cool, that's cool. 1496 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:54,431 I mean hell, I've been single 42 years. 1497 01:09:55,536 --> 01:09:57,538 Just one nonstop kegger. 1498 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,405 I am cool yo. 1499 01:10:06,719 --> 01:10:08,894 - You're very sweet Vince. 1500 01:10:15,556 --> 01:10:16,384 - Gabby. 1501 01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:20,768 When my uncle died and he left me the building, 1502 01:10:20,802 --> 01:10:22,597 I thought my ship had come in. 1503 01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:27,153 I'm just gonna sit back and I'm gonna rake in the moola. 1504 01:10:27,188 --> 01:10:30,226 Running an apartment complex is hard. 1505 01:10:31,675 --> 01:10:33,332 I was gonna sell the place even though everybody says, 1506 01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:35,438 "It's not a good time to sell." 1507 01:10:35,472 --> 01:10:37,163 Then along came you. 1508 01:10:42,445 --> 01:10:45,379 And I thought, "I can handle this." 1509 01:10:46,863 --> 01:10:49,037 - It's because I collected all the rent. 1510 01:10:49,072 --> 01:10:51,212 I did all the paperwork. 1511 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:55,078 I took all the calls at three am about clogged pipes. 1512 01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:57,183 - Yeah, that's love baby. 1513 01:11:01,153 --> 01:11:03,673 - You don't need a wife, you need a super. 1514 01:11:03,707 --> 01:11:05,330 - I need us! 1515 01:11:05,364 --> 01:11:06,503 I want us! 1516 01:11:06,538 --> 01:11:08,298 I want what we had! 1517 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,161 - Vince, 1518 01:11:10,196 --> 01:11:10,990 we don't, 1519 01:11:12,682 --> 01:11:14,373 we don't connect. 1520 01:11:14,408 --> 01:11:15,995 - What does that even mean? 1521 01:11:16,030 --> 01:11:17,480 - Well you never asked what I think. 1522 01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:21,518 You never wanted to know what my inner thoughts were. 1523 01:11:21,553 --> 01:11:24,797 - You never wanna know mine either. 1524 01:11:24,832 --> 01:11:25,660 - True. 1525 01:11:26,834 --> 01:11:28,076 Oh Vince-- 1526 01:11:28,111 --> 01:11:29,699 - You know what, 1527 01:11:29,733 --> 01:11:31,252 you disappoint me. 1528 01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:37,914 - What are you doing, coke again? 1529 01:11:37,948 --> 01:11:42,194 - I'm out of Ritalin's is that okay with you? 1530 01:11:42,228 --> 01:11:44,265 I'm not gonna let you go Gabby. 1531 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,199 The heart wants what it wants. 1532 01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,995 And I am not gonna deny my heart. 1533 01:11:51,997 --> 01:11:52,998 - Excuse me. 1534 01:11:54,586 --> 01:11:56,242 Hi. 1535 01:11:56,277 --> 01:11:57,692 Greta, it's Gabby. 1536 01:11:59,176 --> 01:12:01,144 I'm sorry to bother you right now. 1537 01:12:01,178 --> 01:12:03,146 I'm in kind of a pickle. 1538 01:12:06,252 --> 01:12:08,047 My ex-boyfriend is here. 1539 01:12:08,082 --> 01:12:08,945 I'm at the, 1540 01:12:10,947 --> 01:12:12,776 at the Victory Palms motel. 1541 01:12:12,811 --> 01:12:14,226 I think it's off Victory 1542 01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:15,917 and I'm in room 125. 1543 01:12:17,816 --> 01:12:19,714 I just need you to come 1544 01:12:21,509 --> 01:12:22,338 rescue me. 1545 01:12:25,202 --> 01:12:26,031 I'm sorry. 1546 01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:28,999 I'm stupid, I barely know you. 1547 01:12:29,034 --> 01:12:31,485 You're my sisters assistant and you're pregnant. 1548 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:32,727 Yeah I shouldn't of bothered you. 1549 01:12:32,762 --> 01:12:35,627 I made my bed, I have to lie in it right? 1550 01:12:35,661 --> 01:12:36,628 Forget I called. 1551 01:12:36,662 --> 01:12:37,663 I'll be okay. 1552 01:12:37,698 --> 01:12:38,699 Thanks, bye. 1553 01:12:42,392 --> 01:12:43,531 ♪ This shit got no way 1554 01:12:43,566 --> 01:12:45,464 ♪ This shit doesn't 1555 01:12:45,499 --> 01:12:47,363 ♪ K K K K K 1556 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:48,985 ♪ I've been waiting 1557 01:12:49,019 --> 01:12:51,919 ♪ Take a friend they can hate 1558 01:12:51,953 --> 01:12:53,990 ♪ Cage cage cage cage 1559 01:12:54,024 --> 01:12:55,647 ♪ They say I'm crazy baby 1560 01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:57,269 ♪ They can't tame me 1561 01:12:57,303 --> 01:12:58,753 ♪ I'm the one that made me 1562 01:12:58,788 --> 01:13:01,446 [loud knocking] 1563 01:13:02,481 --> 01:13:04,276 - You must be Vince. 1564 01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:05,519 - [Vince] Who are you? 1565 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:06,830 - I'm Esther, I'm Gabby's sister. 1566 01:13:06,865 --> 01:13:08,384 We haven't met, but I know who you are. 1567 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,006 - Oh. 1568 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,215 I heard you have a 10 foot pole up your cunt. 1569 01:13:12,249 --> 01:13:13,458 - Really? 1570 01:13:13,492 --> 01:13:14,562 Well I heard you're a parasitic man baby 1571 01:13:14,597 --> 01:13:16,392 who likes ugly shirts. 1572 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,430 - I guess we know each other. 1573 01:13:20,465 --> 01:13:21,776 - Yeah we do. 1574 01:13:21,811 --> 01:13:22,708 - [Gabby] Esther what are you doing here? 1575 01:13:22,743 --> 01:13:24,158 - Come on Gabby, let's go. 1576 01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:26,263 - Oh, I don't think so. 1577 01:13:26,298 --> 01:13:29,957 See, she and I are engaged, we are family. 1578 01:13:29,991 --> 01:13:32,235 - I didn't say yes yet Vince. 1579 01:13:32,269 --> 01:13:33,374 - You will. 1580 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:35,376 - No I won't necessarily. 1581 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,619 - Put on the ring, bitch. 1582 01:13:36,653 --> 01:13:38,379 - Okay, you two can continue this lively 1583 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,553 discussion some other time because 1584 01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,278 Gabby is coming with me. 1585 01:13:41,313 --> 01:13:42,279 - I don't think so! 1586 01:13:42,314 --> 01:13:44,074 [screaming] 1587 01:13:44,109 --> 01:13:45,317 - Oh my god! 1588 01:13:45,351 --> 01:13:46,422 - Oh I didn't mean to spray it! 1589 01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:47,250 I'm so sorry! 1590 01:13:47,284 --> 01:13:48,527 I was brandishing it! 1591 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:50,184 - Oh god it's like 1,000 razors! 1592 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,634 - Vince, someone's gonna call the cops! 1593 01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:52,635 - They should! 1594 01:13:52,669 --> 01:13:54,050 She attacked me! 1595 01:13:54,084 --> 01:13:55,707 - I was brandishing. 1596 01:13:55,741 --> 01:13:57,881 - This is how you treat your brother-in-law? 1597 01:13:57,916 --> 01:13:59,089 - Don't rub your eyes. 1598 01:13:59,124 --> 01:14:00,297 - [Vince] But that's where it hurts! 1599 01:14:00,332 --> 01:14:01,471 - [Gabby] You're spreading it around. 1600 01:14:01,506 --> 01:14:03,473 - Splash cold water into the infected area. 1601 01:14:03,508 --> 01:14:07,063 - [Vince] You are not part of the solution! 1602 01:14:08,513 --> 01:14:10,273 - Put your hand away. 1603 01:14:11,930 --> 01:14:13,414 I'm sorry Vince. 1604 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:16,003 I just think that we're not meant for each other. 1605 01:14:16,037 --> 01:14:17,660 - Gabby, Gabby, don't you think that-- 1606 01:14:17,694 --> 01:14:18,764 - Don't talk. 1607 01:14:27,773 --> 01:14:29,982 Let's get a drink. 1608 01:14:30,017 --> 01:14:31,018 - It's late. 1609 01:14:55,594 --> 01:14:56,699 My kids hate me. 1610 01:14:56,733 --> 01:14:58,563 - Of course they do. 1611 01:14:58,597 --> 01:15:01,945 - Especially Mika, I'm always on him about that beard. 1612 01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:04,258 - That's what kids are into these days. 1613 01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:07,572 - It's like a big food catcher around his mouth. 1614 01:15:07,606 --> 01:15:09,228 And Burt too. 1615 01:15:09,263 --> 01:15:12,749 He just retreats into his little mental wounds, 1616 01:15:12,784 --> 01:15:14,855 inner 7th grade child. 1617 01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:16,684 - You have a lot on your shoulders huh? 1618 01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:18,375 - You know why he lost his job? 1619 01:15:18,410 --> 01:15:19,307 - Why? 1620 01:15:19,342 --> 01:15:20,723 - He was cheating the company. 1621 01:15:20,757 --> 01:15:21,551 - Really? 1622 01:15:21,586 --> 01:15:22,759 No shit. 1623 01:15:22,794 --> 01:15:25,762 - He's lucky he's not in jail right now. 1624 01:15:25,797 --> 01:15:26,625 - Wow. 1625 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:30,491 - You know what the problem is? 1626 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,872 I have become Mom. 1627 01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:34,737 [laughing] 1628 01:15:34,771 --> 01:15:35,910 - Please. 1629 01:15:35,945 --> 01:15:37,049 Don't be so hard on yourself. 1630 01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:39,569 - I have, you know I have. 1631 01:15:39,604 --> 01:15:41,571 Did you know that I have my ringer on my phone 1632 01:15:41,606 --> 01:15:43,608 set to the Supremes so that when she calls 1633 01:15:43,642 --> 01:15:44,885 I know it's her. 1634 01:15:44,919 --> 01:15:47,508 And now I can't stand the fucking Supremes. 1635 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:48,751 - Wait, wait, wait, 1636 01:15:48,785 --> 01:15:50,476 you dread talking to Mom as much as I do? 1637 01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:52,133 - Yeah, of course I do. 1638 01:15:52,168 --> 01:15:53,687 Of course I do. 1639 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:55,827 And you know with you, you were a loose cannon. 1640 01:15:55,861 --> 01:15:57,345 So she just threw her hands up. 1641 01:15:57,380 --> 01:16:00,970 But with me, every detail of my life was scrutinized. 1642 01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:05,422 It was this parade of constant Jewish mom commentary. 1643 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,530 You know how I handle her now when she calls? 1644 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,911 - [Gabby] Huh? 1645 01:16:10,945 --> 01:16:11,739 - I pretend like I'm talking to an insane person 1646 01:16:11,774 --> 01:16:14,121 at a mental institution. 1647 01:16:14,155 --> 01:16:14,949 And it works. 1648 01:16:14,984 --> 01:16:15,881 Seriously. 1649 01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:18,021 - I'm gonna have to try that. 1650 01:16:18,056 --> 01:16:19,885 - You float through life don't you? 1651 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,300 You don't give a shit about anything. 1652 01:16:21,335 --> 01:16:24,372 Drifting on a cloud, screwing up wherever you go. 1653 01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:27,030 I'm a career woman, I'm a wife, I'm a mother. 1654 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,861 I did everything by the book. 1655 01:16:29,895 --> 01:16:32,898 So why is my life such a shit storm? 1656 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:37,420 - I don't know. 1657 01:16:37,454 --> 01:16:39,629 People are weird. 1658 01:16:39,664 --> 01:16:42,183 Why did Dad send a picture of his schlong 1659 01:16:42,218 --> 01:16:43,357 to the neighbors wife? 1660 01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:44,461 - In the mail. 1661 01:16:44,496 --> 01:16:45,946 - Yes, through the mail. 1662 01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:49,294 Oh man, what was he thinking you know? 1663 01:16:49,328 --> 01:16:50,536 If Dad were alive today-- 1664 01:16:50,571 --> 01:16:51,537 - Oh sexting? 1665 01:16:51,572 --> 01:16:52,849 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1666 01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:54,886 Dad would be like, "Oh the world has 1667 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,266 "caught up with me." 1668 01:16:56,301 --> 01:16:57,682 - He was ahead of his time. 1669 01:16:57,716 --> 01:16:59,994 [laughing] 1670 01:17:01,547 --> 01:17:02,859 So funny. 1671 01:17:02,894 --> 01:17:03,964 So not funny. 1672 01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:10,453 I'm sorry I quit talking to you. 1673 01:17:16,390 --> 01:17:19,289 Come on, let's get out of here. 1674 01:17:19,324 --> 01:17:20,774 This is my favorite taco truck. 1675 01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:22,499 Don't tell Burt and the kids 1676 01:17:22,534 --> 01:17:24,225 because they think I hate tacos. 1677 01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:26,814 [laughing] 1678 01:17:26,849 --> 01:17:27,677 Hi. 1679 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:29,541 Let's see. 1680 01:17:29,575 --> 01:17:33,131 [speaking foreign language] 1681 01:17:39,171 --> 01:17:40,379 Three tacos. 1682 01:17:40,414 --> 01:17:41,933 We'll take three chicken tacos. 1683 01:17:41,967 --> 01:17:42,865 - Okay. 1684 01:17:42,899 --> 01:17:44,901 That's gonna be cash or credit? 1685 01:17:44,936 --> 01:17:48,629 [speaking foreign language] 1686 01:17:52,253 --> 01:17:53,392 - Cash. 1687 01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:56,326 [slow paced music] 1688 01:18:10,996 --> 01:18:13,171 You remember when you came home with half your head shaved? 1689 01:18:13,205 --> 01:18:14,275 - Yeah. 1690 01:18:14,310 --> 01:18:16,001 - Mom like lost her bananas. 1691 01:18:16,036 --> 01:18:18,728 - Well that was a tactic to distract her from the nose ring. 1692 01:18:18,763 --> 01:18:20,937 I thought I could get her to accept it 1693 01:18:20,972 --> 01:18:23,043 if I grew my hair back out. 1694 01:18:23,077 --> 01:18:26,840 No, that nose ring looked stupid anyway. 1695 01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:28,220 - But you didn't care. 1696 01:18:28,255 --> 01:18:30,291 And I envied that about you. 1697 01:18:30,326 --> 01:18:31,396 - You did not envy me. 1698 01:18:31,430 --> 01:18:33,674 I was an embarrassment. 1699 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:37,195 - You were my big sister, I worshiped you. 1700 01:18:38,472 --> 01:18:39,784 How's your taco? 1701 01:18:41,164 --> 01:18:42,925 - It's good. 1702 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:45,617 - Good god it is freezing up here. 1703 01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:48,689 - Oh you lost your Chicago skin girlfriend! 1704 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:51,209 - You always had a thick skin. 1705 01:18:58,699 --> 01:19:01,633 [slow paced music] 1706 01:19:23,482 --> 01:19:26,071 [loud tapping] 1707 01:19:32,008 --> 01:19:34,252 - [Mother] Did you pick up my prescription at Osco? 1708 01:19:34,286 --> 01:19:35,460 - Yes. 1709 01:19:35,494 --> 01:19:36,772 - [Mother] Did you forget the dish soap? 1710 01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,359 - No, I got it. 1711 01:19:38,394 --> 01:19:39,257 - [Mother] Anti-bacterial? 1712 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,499 - Yes. 1713 01:19:40,534 --> 01:19:43,123 - Oh good, maybe you'll use it too. 1714 01:19:43,157 --> 01:19:44,676 You know you left your cereal bowl 1715 01:19:44,710 --> 01:19:46,333 in the sink this morning. 1716 01:19:46,367 --> 01:19:47,921 And that's an open invitation for 1717 01:19:47,955 --> 01:19:51,303 roaches to come in and make a home here. 1718 01:19:53,064 --> 01:19:54,928 - I'm sorry, Mother. 1719 01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:58,207 I'll be sure to make an effort about cleaning the dishes. 1720 01:19:58,241 --> 01:19:59,484 - Well good. 1721 01:19:59,518 --> 01:20:00,865 You know, it's just like in high school. 1722 01:20:00,899 --> 01:20:02,556 You'd go out gallivanting with your friends 1723 01:20:02,590 --> 01:20:04,730 and I'd be left to clean up your room 1724 01:20:04,765 --> 01:20:07,354 to prevent a rat infestation. 1725 01:20:07,388 --> 01:20:09,080 - You're right. 1726 01:20:09,114 --> 01:20:12,221 Thanks for keeping the rats away, Mom. 1727 01:20:16,087 --> 01:20:17,502 - You're welcome. 1728 01:20:19,849 --> 01:20:22,438 [loud moaning] 1729 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:25,821 - Mmm. 1730 01:20:27,374 --> 01:20:28,375 Thanks Roger. 1731 01:20:28,409 --> 01:20:29,341 - [Roger] Thank you darling. 1732 01:20:29,376 --> 01:20:31,723 - That was really nice. 1733 01:20:31,757 --> 01:20:32,828 Tomorrow? 1734 01:20:32,862 --> 01:20:34,381 - [Roger] Six o'clock. 1735 01:20:34,415 --> 01:20:36,107 - See ya then. 1736 01:20:36,141 --> 01:20:36,970 Mmm. 1737 01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:42,389 This is Kendall. 1738 01:20:45,081 --> 01:20:47,912 - [Martin] Hi Kendall. 1739 01:20:49,706 --> 01:20:50,846 - Who is this? 1740 01:20:52,433 --> 01:20:54,297 - [Martin] It's Martin. 1741 01:20:57,922 --> 01:21:00,648 You sound very beautiful, Kendall. 1742 01:21:03,237 --> 01:21:06,654 - Well beauty is only skin deep you know. 1743 01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:09,761 - [Martin] Yeah I guess so. 1744 01:21:13,144 --> 01:21:16,906 - Inner beauty and truth 1745 01:21:16,941 --> 01:21:19,115 is what really matters. 1746 01:21:19,150 --> 01:21:21,255 - [Martin] That's true. 1747 01:21:21,290 --> 01:21:25,121 - Do you have inner beauty, Martin? 1748 01:21:26,812 --> 01:21:28,814 - [Martin] I don't know. 1749 01:21:31,058 --> 01:21:32,818 I'd like to think so. 1750 01:21:38,617 --> 01:21:41,344 - Because that's important. 1751 01:21:41,379 --> 01:21:42,311 - [Martin] Isn't this sort of unusual 1752 01:21:42,345 --> 01:21:43,553 for one of these phone calls? 1753 01:21:43,588 --> 01:21:44,830 - I don't know, you sound like 1754 01:21:44,865 --> 01:21:48,524 you call these lines a lot, you tell me. 1755 01:21:48,558 --> 01:21:50,560 - [Martin] Yeah you're right. 1756 01:21:50,595 --> 01:21:55,358 Actually, I used to call this line almost every day. 1757 01:21:55,393 --> 01:21:58,775 Used to talk to a girl named Roxie. 1758 01:21:58,810 --> 01:22:00,053 Do you know her? 1759 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,228 - Roxie's dead. 1760 01:22:07,681 --> 01:22:08,647 - Well shit. 1761 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,585 That's awful, how did it happen? 1762 01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:17,898 - She died in a balloon accident. 1763 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:22,696 - Well that is shockingly random. 1764 01:22:24,353 --> 01:22:25,526 It's too bad too because we used to 1765 01:22:25,561 --> 01:22:27,735 have some really great talks. 1766 01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:30,704 Some things I was hoping I could say to her. 1767 01:22:30,738 --> 01:22:31,808 To Roxie. 1768 01:22:31,843 --> 01:22:34,604 - What would you say to her? 1769 01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:37,228 I mean if she were still alive. 1770 01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:40,817 - I just really miss her. 1771 01:22:40,852 --> 01:22:44,373 And I'm sorry, I shouldn't of lied. 1772 01:22:44,407 --> 01:22:46,754 I have no idea why I did it. 1773 01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:51,932 I think it just spiraled out of control and... 1774 01:22:53,451 --> 01:22:54,935 Well, that's bullshit too. 1775 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:55,763 I do know. 1776 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,352 I was ashamed. 1777 01:22:58,387 --> 01:23:00,009 - So you lied to impress her? 1778 01:23:00,044 --> 01:23:01,977 - It's not that simple. 1779 01:23:03,185 --> 01:23:06,912 I didn't wanna talk about what was real. 1780 01:23:06,947 --> 01:23:10,916 I know, I was just afraid if she knew the truth, 1781 01:23:12,470 --> 01:23:13,333 I'm a mess. 1782 01:23:16,060 --> 01:23:19,132 I'm a fucking mess, that's the truth. 1783 01:23:20,616 --> 01:23:23,999 I don't have a big house or a big career. 1784 01:23:25,483 --> 01:23:29,659 The person that she met, that guy, that was me. 1785 01:23:29,694 --> 01:23:30,971 I can't fake that. 1786 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,455 - But your name isn't even Martin. 1787 01:23:32,490 --> 01:23:34,078 - Her name wasn't Roxie. 1788 01:23:34,112 --> 01:23:35,562 Did you know that? 1789 01:23:35,596 --> 01:23:37,046 - I didn't know her very well. 1790 01:23:37,081 --> 01:23:40,705 I thought she was extremely naive and stupid. 1791 01:23:40,739 --> 01:23:43,052 - She wasn't stupid. 1792 01:23:43,087 --> 01:23:45,296 She wasn't stupid or naive, 1793 01:23:46,573 --> 01:23:50,956 she was an honest person in a dishonest world. 1794 01:23:50,991 --> 01:23:53,407 I wish there were more people like her. 1795 01:23:53,442 --> 01:23:55,823 - Well, Roxie's dead in a balloon accident 1796 01:23:55,858 --> 01:23:58,861 so you can't talk to her, I'm sorry. 1797 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:02,554 - It's okay. 1798 01:24:02,589 --> 01:24:03,693 I understand. 1799 01:24:06,110 --> 01:24:09,699 - But, if you want, 1800 01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:13,703 you can talk to me. 1801 01:24:17,707 --> 01:24:18,536 - I can? 1802 01:24:20,676 --> 01:24:22,954 - But if you talk to me you have to be completely honest. 1803 01:24:22,988 --> 01:24:23,817 No lies. 1804 01:24:25,129 --> 01:24:26,544 - I promise. 1805 01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:29,064 - Okay then, let's start over. 1806 01:24:31,204 --> 01:24:33,309 What's your name? 1807 01:24:33,344 --> 01:24:35,035 - It's Stewart. 1808 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,209 - Stewart huh? 1809 01:24:38,176 --> 01:24:40,454 So Stewart, 1810 01:24:42,629 --> 01:24:44,700 what are you looking for? 1811 01:24:45,804 --> 01:24:48,428 ♪ I travel around the world 1812 01:24:48,462 --> 01:24:53,122 ♪ To be with you 1813 01:24:53,157 --> 01:24:58,127 ♪ I do anything ya ask me to 1814 01:24:58,921 --> 01:25:01,441 ♪ Yeah 1815 01:25:01,475 --> 01:25:06,480 ♪ Traveled such a long long weary way ♪ 1816 01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:14,005 ♪ But I would come right back here any day ♪ 1817 01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:19,838 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1818 01:25:19,873 --> 01:25:23,428 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1819 01:25:23,463 --> 01:25:28,468 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1820 01:25:31,471 --> 01:25:35,130 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1821 01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:39,237 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1822 01:25:39,272 --> 01:25:42,861 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1823 01:25:42,896 --> 01:25:45,381 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1824 01:25:55,495 --> 01:26:00,500 ♪ I waited for you now the longest time ♪ 1825 01:26:02,778 --> 01:26:07,783 ♪ Yeah I take you to the moon and back ♪ 1826 01:26:08,542 --> 01:26:11,200 ♪ Any night is fine 1827 01:26:11,235 --> 01:26:16,171 ♪ Traveled such a long long weary way ♪ 1828 01:26:18,587 --> 01:26:21,037 ♪ I'd end up in your arms 1829 01:26:21,072 --> 01:26:25,939 ♪ At the end of the day 1830 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:29,770 ♪ Yeah 1831 01:26:29,805 --> 01:26:34,810 ♪ All right 1832 01:26:38,365 --> 01:26:40,885 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1833 01:26:49,273 --> 01:26:53,000 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1834 01:26:53,035 --> 01:26:57,004 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1835 01:26:57,039 --> 01:27:02,044 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1836 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:08,119 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1837 01:27:08,153 --> 01:27:11,950 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1838 01:27:11,985 --> 01:27:15,713 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1839 01:27:15,747 --> 01:27:18,233 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1840 01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,821 [upbeat music] 116621