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This album was
recorded in 1982.
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Banner year for metal.
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They look like they
haven't aged a day.
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Neither have their haircuts.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, I'm just--
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Thinking about Nikki.
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Have you seen her
since the pump and dump?
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No, she um--
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She hasn't called or anything.
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I don't know what I did wrong.
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At least you know what
kinda girl she is.
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Yeah, a slut.
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Look, these idiots write a song
about the pure evil one can't be
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a virgin, and then some
heavy metal slut shows up out of
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nowhere, has sex with you and
then conveniently disappears?
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Doesn't that seem like an
odd coincidence to you?
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Sign me up, miss dempsey.
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Sorry, Zack.
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It's track and field,
not the special Olympics.
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If you can't stand
up, you can't sign up.
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Oh can't I.
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Well you just proved me wrong.
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Um--
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I can't stop my legs--
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Look, Zack Dumphey's walking!
He must have the book!
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I can't stop my legs!
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Help meeeee!
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Ahhhhh!
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What the hell just happened?
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Where did Todd go?
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Dude hit the breaks!
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I can't!
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I can't!
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Ahhhhhh!
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Ahhhhhh!
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What the hell--
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Hey Zack, are you okay?
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Ooookay.
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Hurry up you
shit-roosters!
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We're gonna lose them!
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He's around here
somewhere, find him!
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Holy shit!
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Hey, little dude!
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Where ya been?
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What the hell is going on?!
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Loser.
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Told you he'd be back.
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Hey!
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Hey I just want to
talk to you for a second!
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Where'd you go?!
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Whack!
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He's coming to.
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What the hell?
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Jenny??
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Gah!
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Sanddragon?
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What did you do to her?
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Wanda?
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Miss dempsey?
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Something isn't right here.
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Who are you?!
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I'm Todd!
Duh!
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Todd Smith!
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Todd Smith disappeared
sixteen years ago.
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Sixteen years?
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That means I must
have time traveled!
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Wicked.
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Who are you really?!
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I told you!
I'm Todd!
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What have I really
changed that much?
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You haven't changed at all.
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What are you?
A cyborg?
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Android?
Hologram?!
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If I was a hologram you
wouldn't be able to touch me.
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Slap!
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See I'm not
a hologram, I'm--
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Slap!
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I told you I'm
Todd from the future!
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No wait, this is the future,
I'm from the past,
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I time traveled here.
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Remember that day in the hallway
where that paraplegic kid got
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the book, and I had
to jump on his back--
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You ran down the hall
and never returned.
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I remember.
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The day everything
went to shit.
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Spit!
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Curtis--
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Dude what happened to you?
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You look so old.
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It was the corn chips dude.
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The corn chips.
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All the chemicals
prematurely aged me.
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Where's Hannah and Jimmy?
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Jimmy died!
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A long time ago.
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He lived as a pervert
and he died as a pervert.
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All I have left of
him are his nunchucks.
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And we haven't seen
Hannah since the incident.
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We don't talk
about the incident!
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Okay, look, I have no idea
what's going on around here,
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but I promise I'll take
care of everything.
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Yeah.
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Sure you will.
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But until we find out
who you really are,
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you're gonna be our prisoner.
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Our sex prisoner!
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Please say yes, I'm so
tired of the dildos--
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No!
Normal prisoner!
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Lock him up.
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Wait, where are you taking me?!
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Stop!
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Stupid sexy one-eyed Jenny.
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She thinks she's
in charge of me.
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Pffft.
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No one's in charge
of me except me.
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Uhhh!
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Hey!
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Shhhh!
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I'm getting you
out of here dude.
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The girls are debating whether
to torture you, or pleasure you.
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Can we wait and see
which one they choose?
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No can do!
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We gotta get you
back to your time.
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Curtis, are you gonna tell
me what the hell's going on?
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We're in the
middle of a war dude.
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A bad war.
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The Femme Batales are the
last remaining survivors
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of the resistance.
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Who?
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The Femme Batales!
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That's what the
girls call themselves.
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Oh.
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Our mission it to topple the
satanic society, and overthrow
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its leader Atticus Murphy.
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He must have used
the book to do this.
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Here's the crazy thing
after you disappeared,
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the book was never seen again.
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Weird.
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Yeah--
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Curtis!
Where's my dinner?!
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Dude seriously, you're
their "where's my dinner" guy?
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This is the future Todd.
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We use the word "chef."
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There's a secret passage to
the school through here.
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If you want to find Zack,
this is the only way in.
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Great but once I find Zack,
how do I get back home?
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Who said anything
about you leaving?
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Ah!
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Walk away rebel.
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With just one him.
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Not on my watch minion!
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Does that mean you
don't want--
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These?
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You think you can buy my
best friend off with
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a bag of junk food, you
don't know Curtis Weaver--
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He's all yours!
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Dude what the fuck?!
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You sold me out for
a bag of corn chips!
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I can't help it Todd!
I'm a corn hole addict!
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The future has changed you man.
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Who are you to judge me?!
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I'm this way because of you!
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I lost everything!
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Hannah!
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Important body parts!
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My boyish good looks.
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Dude all I did was
jump on some guy's back!
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How's I supposed to know
that this was gonna happen?!
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You left me Todd!
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The corn chips didn't.
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Sure I can't always find them,
but that's because I live
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under the ground.
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I know they're always
out there somewhere.
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Waiting for me.
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Ahhh--
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I hope you choke on them.
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Spit!
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They're so tasty!
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They're so tasty!
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I'm sorry Todd!
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Really?
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Hello Todd Smith.
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So nice to see you again.
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Welcome to my lair.
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This is your office.
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No guidance
counselors have offices.
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Satanic overlords have lairs.
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Aren't you going
to congratulate me?
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On being a crazy asshole?
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No way.
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You can't talk to me
like that, Todd Smith.
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I'm the big cheese around here.
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The cock of the walk.
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I'm a big cock.
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Wait a second.
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There's no way you took
over crowley heights
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all by yourself you're
way too stupid.
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True.
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The first part of
what you said is true.
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The second part about me
being stupid, is stupid.
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But you're right.
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I did have some help.
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Hannah?
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Hello Todd.
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Ew you hooked up with Atticus!
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Ugh, that-
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is that the other half
of sanddragon lodged
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in your skull?
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A little sensitivity please!
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It's alright sugar dumpling.
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I don't mind.
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Yes Todd!
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You're correct.
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I do have a sword
lodged in my skull!
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It happened shortly after
the three-way with Curtis.
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And Jenny.
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You guys had a three-way
and you didn't invite me?
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Thanks a lot.
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You disappeared!
Remember?!
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Oh...
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So the three-way's the incident
nobody wants to talk about.
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The three-way happened
before the incident.
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So then what was the incident?
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I don't talk
about the incident!
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What I will talk about
is the sword in my skull.
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You see the blade has
permanently damaged my brain's
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capacity for morality
and empathy,
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transforming me
into evil Hannah.
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I prefer new and
improved Hannah.
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Mature Hannah.
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Satanic queen Hannah.
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Well enjoy being
evil while it lasts,
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because your days of fear and
oppression are ending right now!
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Is that why you're here?
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To destroy us?
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No actually I came
here by accident.
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We know all about
your adventures in time.
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I was in the lab
examining your friend.
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The one with
the vibrating legs.
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Zack's still alive??
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If by alive you mean
brain-dead, then yes.
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We know that
Zack used the book.
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We searched him but we
couldn't find the book.
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Which means you
must know where it is.
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Uh no I don't.
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Liar!
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Whack!
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Show us the book Todd!
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I don't have it.
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Whack!
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If you refuse to cooperate,
you leave us no choice but to--
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Kill you!!!
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If we kill him, he can't show
us where he hid the book,
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now can he?
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Boy you really are stupid.
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Let's torture him.
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Oh this work can make
a man do terrible things.
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I sold out my best friend.
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For a bag of corn chips.
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So he wasn't
working for the society.
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He was innocent.
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We could have
fucked him afterall!
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Now that the corn chips
have been eaten,
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my guilt has set
in in my stomach.
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Maybe it's heartburn,
maybe it's an ulcer,
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all I know is I have something
in my stomach and it hurts.
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What's your point Curtis?
271
00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:44,316
We need to go back to
the school, rescue Todd
272
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,113
and send him back to his time.
273
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:46,906
Forget it!
274
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:48,238
Not our problem.
275
00:11:48,252 --> 00:11:50,487
Curtis is right,
Todd is a good man.
276
00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:51,763
A real man.
277
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,344
Hey!
278
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,814
My balls may be made out of tin,
but my wiener is only half
279
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,081
made out of tin,
the other half is rubber.
280
00:11:58,055 --> 00:12:01,391
I'm not going to put my life
on the line for some skid.
281
00:12:01,323 --> 00:12:03,691
You're still angry that he
had sex with that girl
282
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:04,662
all those years ago--
283
00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:05,854
Her name was Nikki!
284
00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:07,540
And no, I'm not.
285
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:10,106
Besides there are four of
us and hundreds of them.
286
00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:12,204
We have to think of
our own survival.
287
00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:21,672
What happened to the
Femme Batales I once knew?!
288
00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:24,572
The ones who were
brave and fearless!
289
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,853
And had balls!
290
00:12:26,824 --> 00:12:29,693
Bigger balls th
any man or beast.
291
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:33,547
I used to affectionately
call you my "Femme balls."
292
00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:37,994
But somehow you let your
vaginas take over.
293
00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:40,379
And they smothered
your balls to death!
294
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:45,048
And now you're just a bunch
of pussies with no balls.
295
00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:47,829
Is anyone else confused?
296
00:12:47,841 --> 00:12:49,576
All I can think
of are balls--
297
00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:51,507
What the hell are you
talking about Curtis?!
298
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:54,763
If we don't stand up to the
forces of evil tonight,
299
00:12:54,697 --> 00:12:57,098
Atticus will keep winning
and we'll keep losing!
300
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,303
Don't you want to take
revenge on the harlet
301
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,679
that took your eye?!
302
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:02,640
Hannah!
303
00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:03,475
Come on girls!
304
00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:05,341
I need to fuck or fight!
305
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,102
Since there's no one to fuck,
what do you say commander?
306
00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:11,693
One more battle
for old time sake?
307
00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:14,837
Gather your weapons!
308
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:16,684
We strike at midnight.
309
00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:17,742
Victory!
310
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,164
In your face!
311
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:20,752
Yeah!
312
00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:26,106
Would you like me to tell
how we're gonna torture you?
313
00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:27,896
Uh--
314
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,590
I'd prefer it if you didn't?
315
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:32,855
First you're gonna slap me
real hard to get me in the mood.
316
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,724
Wrong torture sugar dumpling.
317
00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:36,813
Don't ruin the surprise.
318
00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:38,061
You're right--
319
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:39,710
All you need to know is
we're gonna torture you
320
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:42,145
and you're not gonna like it.
321
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,647
Ahhhhhhh!
322
00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:49,465
Minions, attack!
323
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:51,148
Why are you just
standing there?
324
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,087
Hannah!
325
00:13:53,422 --> 00:13:55,489
What you're gonna
kill me with a spatula?
326
00:14:00,503 --> 00:14:02,704
Razor-sharp spatula.
327
00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:04,881
Well--
328
00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:07,423
If it isn't Curtis
and Femme Batales.
329
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,490
Where's your leader?
330
00:14:08,511 --> 00:14:10,212
Jenny whore-linski.
331
00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:15,137
Right behind you.
332
00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:18,113
Sandragon, nah!
333
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,877
You're welcome.
334
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:23,147
Alright Femme Batales!
335
00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,086
Time to do your thing.
336
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:26,576
Our thing!
337
00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:29,482
Ahhhhh!
338
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,199
You came back for me.
339
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,960
I'm sorry I screwed you dude.
340
00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:41,550
All the corn chips in the
world can't replace you Todd.
341
00:14:42,921 --> 00:14:46,056
You think I'm
going down that easy?
342
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:50,566
Atticus Murphy Jr. doesn't
go down for anyone that easy.
343
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:55,620
Now could someone please
remove this blade from my back.
344
00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:58,743
What are you waiting for skid?
Get out of here!
345
00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:00,548
Todd listen--
346
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,275
There's something
I have to tell you.
347
00:15:02,271 --> 00:15:04,939
You don't have to
say anything Jenny.
348
00:15:04,898 --> 00:15:07,899
You want me to stay,
because you love me so much.
349
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,679
And I get that but,
350
00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:12,974
I gotta fix the future babe.
351
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:14,542
I was just gonna say--
352
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,442
Don't get yourself killed.
353
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:17,599
Oh uh--
354
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,518
Okay.
355
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,275
We gotta go get Zack.
356
00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:23,136
He's in the
science lab, come on!
357
00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:30,350
I missed you Todd.
358
00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:35,431
Come on death!
359
00:15:35,431 --> 00:15:37,964
Grab me with your steely claws
and drag me into the abyss!
360
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:39,562
I dare you.
361
00:15:39,562 --> 00:15:42,430
I double dare you!
362
00:15:42,382 --> 00:15:47,153
Oh, no, no, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait--
363
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:50,529
I had a really bad day and
didn't mean to blame it on you.
364
00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:53,156
Let's be friends.
365
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,459
We did it.
366
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,752
We won!
367
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:04,588
That's what you think Jenny.
368
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:09,564
Say hello to my lazer friend.
369
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:12,986
You're gonna pay for jamming
a sword in my brain cyclops!
370
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:15,548
Got more where that
came from sword brain!
371
00:16:17,014 --> 00:16:17,981
Ugh!
372
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,127
Hannah--
373
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:28,362
I'm sorry about the incident.
374
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:31,495
I'm not.
375
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:37,626
There he is!
376
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:40,978
So how do I do this?
377
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:43,248
Uh, easy!
378
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,600
We cut off his legs and
yours and then we switch them.
379
00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:50,073
You do it.
380
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,913
How about we don't cut off his
legs and I just get on his back?
381
00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:54,831
Yeah that could work too.
382
00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:57,110
Hey--
383
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,118
What if this doesn't
work and I'm stuck
384
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,872
in this future forever?
385
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,767
Then we move in together.
386
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,691
We'll get bunk beds.
387
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,680
I was gonna say I'll
miss you dude,
388
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,766
but I'll see you real soon.
389
00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:10,982
I hope.
390
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:13,582
I miss the younger me.
391
00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:16,228
Make sure and tell that
fuckle-head to lay off
392
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,588
the corn chips okay?
393
00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:18,665
You got it.
394
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,948
Wow he's really heavy
for a paraplegic.
395
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:25,934
Watch it!
396
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:32,247
Jenny!
397
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,771
No!!!
398
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:34,542
Hannah!
399
00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:35,377
No!
400
00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:37,649
Todd you gotta get back to
the present and make sure this
401
00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:38,820
future never happens!
402
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,239
Go now!
403
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:41,814
Todd wait!
404
00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:45,152
I may be totally off on this
one but if y r run forwards,
405
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,952
you may go forwards in time.
406
00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:50,346
Maybe you should run backwards.
407
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,344
Yeah that's actually
a pretty good point.
408
00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:54,127
This tumor's
good for something.
409
00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,015
I always loved you!
410
00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,623
You mean as a friend right?!
411
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:01,790
That too!
412
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,486
It's sure gonna
be lonely--
413
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:10,140
Here--
414
00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:11,405
In the future.
415
00:18:17,058 --> 00:18:17,925
Slam!
416
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:24,557
Please let me be back.
417
00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:26,590
It sure looks the same--
418
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,791
Better check outside
to make sure.
419
00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:41,659
Jimmy?
420
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,130
But he looks so young?
421
00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:45,004
You double crossed
us little dude!
422
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:45,561
Zap!
423
00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:46,771
Shit!
424
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:47,656
Zap!
425
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:49,021
Little fucker man!
426
00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:50,566
I must've gone too
far in the past.
427
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,737
Zap!
428
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,356
Shitty.
429
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:55,426
That loser's locked
us out of the school.
430
00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:58,509
You haven't won yet little
we'll be waiting for ya.
431
00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,519
For as long as it takes.
432
00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:02,836
Yeah suck it!
433
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:07,111
Well, we better get
that little twat man.
434
00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:13,715
Jimmy!
435
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:14,700
Nikki?
436
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:15,693
No it couldn't be?
437
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,453
Come on let's get out of here.
438
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:18,615
Zap!
439
00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:20,270
Don't think I can babe...
440
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:21,803
Yes you can, they are gone.
441
00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:25,442
No I mean I really don't
think I can get out f here.
442
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,997
I'm trapped inside.
443
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,069
I told you the
book was bad news.
444
00:19:33,821 --> 00:19:36,856
Wait babe, I'm sorry!
445
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,485
Oh shit, my ride!
446
00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,677
What the hell just happened?
447
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,667
Where did Todd go?
448
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,860
Ahhhhhhhhh!
449
00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:55,438
Slam!
450
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,526
Ugh--
451
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:08,683
Hey guys!
452
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,114
What the hell just happened?
453
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,687
I'll tell you about it later.
454
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:15,058
Actually it's
probably best if I didn't.
455
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:16,023
Come on.
456
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,515
Hey!
457
00:20:18,546 --> 00:20:20,413
Hey I was eating those!
458
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:23,171
Dude trust me you're gonna
thank me one day.
459
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,393
What happened to the book?
460
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:27,651
Maybe it got lost
somewhere in time.
461
00:21:18,297 --> 00:21:22,453
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