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Have you seen Barry?
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He's washing his laundry.
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Thanks Wanda.
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And by laundry, I mean penis.
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(Giggling)
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Hey Barry.
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Eliza?!
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You said you would save
yourself for marriage!
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But baby, everybody
knows blowjobs don't count.
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Women.
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With all this teen angst
the Book of Pure Evil is
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bound to show up.
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Can't we just get away fromthe book and prophecy
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for one night?
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I'm gonna get so wasted.
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You're gonna have to take care of me.
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I never really understoodthe whole intoxication thing.
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My brain's my best friend.
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Why would I want to be removed from it?
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Trust me.
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The book will show up.
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This is gonna be the best party ever.
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What the hell is going on?
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Hi Aaron.
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Hannah?
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What are you doing in my house?
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And who are all these people?
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We're here for the house party.
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House party?
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When my mom gets back
from her vacation
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she is gonna kill me.
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Your mom's right over there.
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Shh!
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Holy shit!
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What am I gonna do?
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(Glass breaking)
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Gotta save my granny's ashes!
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What a good idea, a cup
that makes beer thicker.
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I feel really bad for Aaron.
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I know.
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He can't even see how hot his mom is.
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Hey guys!
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This is Nikki.
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She's my girlfriend,I'm her boyfriend.
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It's hot and heavy.
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Hello.
I'm Jenny.
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Oh you're the chick
Todd dumped for me.
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What?
Is that what he told you?
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No.
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So what school do you go to Nikki?
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I don't.
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She's a high school dropout.
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Obviously.
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Cool!
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Where's the can?
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I gotta take a shit.
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Well, at least she's classy.
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I know!
Isn't she great?
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Let's talk book business
before Nikki gets back.
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We don't have to hide anything
from her, she's my girlfriend.
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She's not in the gang, Todd.
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Not yet.
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I was thinking Nikki
should be in the gang.
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No.
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She's sexy--
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No.
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Cute, she really likes denim.
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Well it sounds like you two
have a really deep connection.
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Whatever.
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Hey Curtis, let's go
get the girls some beer.
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No thank you.
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I was talking about Nikki.
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She loves beer.
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Maybe a bit too much.
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Barry.
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Ahhh!
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You stole my heart!
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I just wanted to break your
heart the way you broke mine.
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(Screaming)
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Thanks babe.
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Barry you asshole,I need that to live!
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I have infiltrated the
house party, father.
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Here, I will find the new
young blood my society needs.
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Our society atticus.
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Ya, well, now that
the minions are dead...
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It's my society.
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Atticus, you fool!
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You are the school guidance counselor.
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I'm not the guidance counselor, father.
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I'm in disguise.
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I'm Scooter!
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A devil-may-care kid from
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Atticus, I fear for your sanity.
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Why is that, father?
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You're talking to an inanimate head!
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Ya, well, I could argue
that you're talking to me.
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Scooter's ready to party!
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Nikki's hot, right?
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Like hotter than Jenny?
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She looks like she
knows a lot about sex.
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Like she's done it a lot.
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With a lot of different guys.
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Ya, but that just means
she's, like, experienced.
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Oh yeah.
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So have you guys gotten anywhere yet?
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No man.
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I'm hoping we have sex tonight
because my balls cannot
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get any bluer.
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Really blue?
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They're still ball
color, they just really hurt.
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So, you and Hannah
done any sexy stuff yet?
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She kissed me on my birthday.
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Hey!
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Shit!
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These guys...
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Aren't they a little old to
be at a high school party?
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Aren't you a little lame to
be at a high school party?
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Swamp is knee deep in booze and cooze.
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Not that you guys are getting any.
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Only losers don't get laid
at a high school house party.
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(Laughing)
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Go smoke a doob.
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And then get laid.
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And then smoke another doob.
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Losers.
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Wooooo!
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I like a hard-drinking man.
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Watch this Wanda.
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(Coughing)
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Lenny the lightweight!
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Oh!!
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So what else can you do
with that mouth of yours?
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I can suck my own dick.
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(Cheers)
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I hate those guys, but they are right.
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We have to get laid tonight.
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I thought you were
saving yourself for Jenny.
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Jenny had her chance.
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Besides, Nikki totally wants me.
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And you heard those guys,
only losers don't get laid at
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high school house parties.
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Hey, let's swear a pact,
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that tonight we both
lose our virginities.
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But Todd, I have a girlfriend.
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I meant with your girlfriend
and then we could both be men.
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I wanna be a man.
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Tonight, we will become men!
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And drunk!
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You sure you don't
want to talk about it?
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What, I'm having a great
time. This party is awesome.
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Hey.
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I guess I'll just treat this as
an anthropological experiment.
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Where's Nikki?
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Let's go find somewhere more private.
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Ya, wicked.
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Do you want to come to
the basement with me?
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Yeah go ahead, it's not like we
have anything better to do.
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Ok.
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I was being sarcastic, of course
we have something better to do!
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Ok guys, yep.
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I'll just find the book on my own,
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don't need help from you.
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You guys just go enjoy
exploring each other's bodies.
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Ahh!
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(Cheers)
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Yay...
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Fuck.
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(Smooching)
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Scram!
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So, I guess, uh, we're all alone, huh.
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Just the two of us.
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This is probably a good
opportunity for us to
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make out and stuff.
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Yeah, let's make out.
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If by make out you mean
put your bone in my O-zone.
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What are we doing down here, Curtis?
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I just thought we should
spend some alone time together.
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This is nice.
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Yeah, this is sweet.
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What's the hold up?
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Maybe we should talk a bit first?
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You know, get to know
each other---
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you're a horny teenaged
dude and I'm a smokin' hot
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high school dropout,
one plus one equals fun.
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Wait a minute...
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(Crowd upset)
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Boo!
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Shut up!
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For the end of the world to happen,
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The Pure Evil One
must do 3 things.
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Number one:
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The Pure Evil One needs to
hold the Book of Pure Evil.
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Number 2:
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The Pure Evil One needs
to be filled with anger
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and frustration.
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Number 3:
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The Pure Evil One can't bear
the mark of the loser
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and loser means virgin.
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You can't be The Pure Evil One
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if you've never done
the nasty.
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Todd!
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C'mere, lover.
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Take off your pants.
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(Whip cracking)
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I said take off your pants!
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Okay.
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Conquer me Todd.
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Believe me Nikki I
really want to but--
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But?
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But--
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butt!
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Todd!
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Penis!
Oh my God!
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What the fuck!
Get out!
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I need to talk
to you listen--
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Get out, get out!
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If you don't have sex, you
can't become The Pure Evil One.
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What?
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Get out of here cock-blocker!
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Mind your own business, washout.
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Whore.
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Slut.
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I see what's going on here.
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You do?
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I finally find a girl who likes me
for who I am
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and you just don't want
me to be happy.
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I can't believe you'd make
something up about the prophecy
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to stop me from getting it on!
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You have to listen--
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get outta here!
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Look at this record!
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Get out!
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Stop it!
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Come and get me, lover.
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It's penis and vagina time.
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Chug, chug, chug,chug, chug, chug.
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What the hell dude?
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Ew!
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Lightweight!
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You drink a pretty good beer.
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What can I say?
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I've got an iron stomach.
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Looks like I need some more.
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(Laughing)
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And then I said, oh, this
isn't your present, this is!
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(Laughing)
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That is a
great story, Mr. M.
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My name's scooter, I'm from
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Listen, Elliot, what do
you know about Satan?
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I don't know anything.
Tell me more.
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You look like more of a
pictures guy than a words guy.
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Take a look at this.
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Whoa!
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I can relate to this.
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Oh no!
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We're out of ice!
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(Crowd upset)
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I have some ice.
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(Cheers)
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You're the life
of the party, Mr. M.
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(Yawning)
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What are you doing?
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I made a sex pact with Todd.
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You made a pact to have sex with Todd?
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What?
No. No.
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We made a pact to lose
our virginities tonight.
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But, I don't want
to rush into anything.
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I wanna save myself
until you're ready.
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I'm ready.
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Look at them!
They love scooter!
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Mr. M!
Drink.
274
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,842
They've accepted me into their fold.
275
00:13:22,842 --> 00:13:23,908
So many new emotions.
276
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:26,528
Don't be a fool, Atticus.
277
00:13:26,528 --> 00:13:29,029
Stay focused on your mission.
278
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:31,870
Come on Mr. M.
Drink!
279
00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,251
What the hell.
280
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:38,290
(Cheers)
281
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,556
Woohoo!
282
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:48,676
Is that one of your lady bits?
283
00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:51,275
Oh boy.
284
00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:53,413
There you are.
285
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:54,048
Ew!
286
00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:55,324
Not again!
287
00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,573
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
288
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,737
Come on, we have to stop
Todd from getting laid!
289
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:01,273
The fate of the
world may depend on it!
290
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,069
Can you elaborate?
291
00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:04,530
I'll explain on the way.
292
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,167
Come on, Curtis.
293
00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:07,898
But---
294
00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:08,969
Come on!
295
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:11,846
Ow!
296
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:13,045
Huge boner.
297
00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:13,863
Ow.
298
00:14:14,057 --> 00:14:15,659
Out of my way please!
299
00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:17,760
I live here, not you!
300
00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:19,974
(Volume lowered)
301
00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:21,920
That's better.
302
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,349
Please get out of my way!
303
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:28,259
(Volume increased)
304
00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:32,872
Out of the way! We have to stop
my best friend from having sex!
305
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,303
Boooooo!
306
00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:39,185
Drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink.
307
00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:40,384
Arrrrggghhh!
308
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,735
Mr. Murphy?
309
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,114
That's scooter to you.
310
00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,787
If you think you can mess
with me, I got news for you:
311
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:47,709
I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
312
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,051
You're drinking with teenagers.
You disgust me, Atticus.
313
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:53,127
I'm on a mission and I'm not
gonna tell you what it is.
314
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,259
You're gonna have to guess!
315
00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,212
Out of the way!
316
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,041
You're not guessing!
317
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:57,965
We have to go!
318
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,265
Stupid fools.
319
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:01,267
They're too self involved
to see what's going on
320
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,834
right in front of them.
321
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:04,965
Or behind them.
322
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,767
Wish I could dance like that guy.
323
00:15:18,157 --> 00:15:19,591
Finally.
324
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:24,312
After all these years,
lucky condom, don't fail me now.
325
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,078
We won't be needing this.
326
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,861
But what about---
327
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,897
What, German herpes?
Don't worry lover, I'm clean.
328
00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,726
Come on guys, this way.
329
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:38,262
Wow Lenny, you're a drinking machine.
330
00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:44,214
(Laughing)
331
00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,113
Lightweight.
332
00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:47,965
Woooo!
333
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:51,041
Don't do it, Todd!
Keep it in your pants!
334
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,091
Stay pure, not pure evil.
335
00:15:53,091 --> 00:15:55,058
Put it in her bum!
336
00:15:55,815 --> 00:15:57,048
What?
337
00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:58,892
It doesn't count if
he puts it in her bum.
338
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,327
Everybody knows that.
339
00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:04,052
Don't do it Todd!
340
00:16:04,052 --> 00:16:05,386
All eyes on me.
341
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,066
We're here to help!
342
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:11,778
Nikki, I just want you to know
that I really care about you
343
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,209
and if this is---
344
00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:16,104
Less talk, more cock.
345
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,069
Okay.
346
00:16:20,558 --> 00:16:23,594
Why does love hurt so much?
347
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,113
(Screaming)
348
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:37,231
Full circle.
349
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,480
(Banging on door)
350
00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:47,524
(Heavy breathing)
351
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:54,472
(Choking)
352
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:02,063
So, I guess we're not
going to semi-formal.
353
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,763
Leonard?
354
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,876
(Banging on door)
355
00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:08,477
(Heavy breathing)
356
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,421
Done?
357
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,607
Okay, great.
358
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:27,126
Go go go go!
359
00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,112
I can't stop dancing.
360
00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:31,212
I shouldn't have read from that book.
361
00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:39,898
So, you're the new kid on the block.
362
00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:43,919
What do they call you, honey?
363
00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:46,355
They call me scooter.
364
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:49,323
Scooter.
Yeah.
365
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:51,709
(Banging on door)
366
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,814
Party's over.
367
00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,150
Hey!
368
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,829
Come back!
369
00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:01,835
Will I ever see you again?
370
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,835
Call me!
371
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,148
Dude, did you just
get pumped and dumped?
372
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,893
So, what was it like?
373
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:19,832
It was over pretty fast, but
I guess it was pretty awesome.
374
00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:24,432
So, I guess we're men now Curtis.
375
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,290
Yeah...
376
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,019
You guys didn't do it, did you?
377
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:32,027
Well, we were going to copulate
but then we had to go deal with
378
00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,592
your destiny.
379
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,776
You didn't about that before you
had sex with that slut did you?
380
00:18:35,776 --> 00:18:37,010
What are you talking about?
381
00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:38,821
We have a lot to talk about.
382
00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,288
I'm a dancing fool!
383
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,923
It's dancer man!
I love that guy!
384
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,038
If you love mehelp me stop dancing.
385
00:18:45,038 --> 00:18:46,238
(Hit by car)
386
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,019
See Jenny, you were
worried for nothing.
387
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,520
The book didn't show up tonight.
388
00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:51,352
Yeah I guess, you're right.
389
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:54,238
Did you hear about that guy
who can suck his own dick?
390
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:54,870
Did I!
391
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:55,976
Crazy party.
392
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,656
You're the
coolest, Mr. M.
393
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:01,649
Your Evilness, call me your Evilness.
394
00:19:01,664 --> 00:19:03,548
See you at school
on Monday, your Evilness.
395
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:08,884
Well father, what do
you think of Scooter now?
396
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,775
Father?
397
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,944
Father!
398
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,656
Finally.
399
00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:33,490
Party's over.
400
00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:39,091
At least I got laid.
401
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,757
If only I could see her.
402
00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:42,291
(Electric charges)
403
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:43,696
What was that?
404
00:19:56,014 --> 00:19:57,581
I can't read this.
405
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:04,861
Volo videre.
406
00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:11,931
I can see.
407
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:15,619
I can see!
408
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,427
Nice!
409
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,208
I had sex with a milf.
410
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:26,301
Still drunk.
411
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:30,202
Aaron, honey, what are
you doing in mommy's bed?
412
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:36,209
(Screaming)
413
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:36,509
I wish I was blind.
414
00:21:26,108 --> 00:21:35,976
415
00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:40,576
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