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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,144 --> 00:00:02,802 Okay, we need some new ideas, Gang. 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:03,651 And fast. 3 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,265 I've got an awesome idea. 4 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:05,970 You. 5 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:06,821 Me. 6 00:00:06,854 --> 00:00:07,854 Brainstorming ideas. 7 00:00:07,864 --> 00:00:09,215 This weekend. 8 00:00:09,194 --> 00:00:10,711 Okay yeah... 9 00:00:10,716 --> 00:00:13,451 Except instead of you and me, let's make it the four of us. 10 00:00:13,408 --> 00:00:15,776 And instead of this weekend, let's make it right now. 11 00:00:15,746 --> 00:00:16,713 That's a weird date. 12 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,907 It's not a date. 13 00:00:17,925 --> 00:00:19,459 That's the point. 14 00:00:20,617 --> 00:00:21,801 Man... 15 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:23,536 what do I have to make Jenny horny for me? 16 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:25,402 Take drastic measures.. 17 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,926 Like brainwash her? 18 00:00:26,929 --> 00:00:30,766 I was thinking an ultimatum. 19 00:00:30,678 --> 00:00:31,961 Come on, guys, think. 20 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,695 If we're gonna have these gang meetings, 21 00:00:33,723 --> 00:00:36,708 it's be nice if the whole gang spoke up, Charlotte? 22 00:00:37,856 --> 00:00:39,524 Just happy to be here. 23 00:00:49,104 --> 00:00:50,704 ♪ 24 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,015 (screaming) 25 00:01:28,053 --> 00:01:30,454 ♪ Now to find out ♪ 26 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,508 ♪ What the hell's going on! ♪ 27 00:01:33,437 --> 00:01:36,072 ♪ 28 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:40,617 ♪ Oh my God Charlotte is me ♪ 29 00:01:40,486 --> 00:01:46,324 ♪ And I'm the Phantom of Crowley ♪ 30 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:50,244 ♪ No time to be meek and mild Hannah ♪ 31 00:01:51,141 --> 00:01:55,561 ♪ Can't let that bitch peel my man's banana ♪ 32 00:01:55,498 --> 00:01:57,098 ♪ 33 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:06,546 ♪ I may not have her in real life ♪ 34 00:02:06,489 --> 00:02:11,360 ♪ But in my fantasies she's my heavy metal wife ♪ 35 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:15,118 ♪ I'm gonna pretend These hands are feminine ♪ 36 00:02:15,013 --> 00:02:18,899 ♪ And they belong to J-J-J-Jenny! ♪ 37 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:20,410 ♪ 38 00:02:25,555 --> 00:02:28,590 ♪ No time to theorize or postulate ♪ 39 00:02:28,503 --> 00:02:31,355 ♪ I need your help before you masturbate ♪ 40 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:34,024 ♪ Curtis is about to fornicate ♪ 41 00:02:33,966 --> 00:02:37,202 ♪ With a girl who's evil incarnate ♪ 42 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,224 ♪ 43 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:41,841 ♪ Stay away don't touch my schlong! ♪ 44 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:44,003 ♪ I need your help now come along ♪ 45 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:46,532 ♪ And by the way I have to say ♪ 46 00:02:46,463 --> 00:02:49,632 ♪ I have no interest in your schlong ♪ 47 00:02:49,588 --> 00:02:51,755 ♪ Phantom be gone! ♪ 48 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:58,227 ♪ 49 00:02:58,207 --> 00:03:03,712 ♪ Welcome to the horror of my mind ♪ 50 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:10,963 ♪ There's so much darkness I wish I was blind ♪ 51 00:03:10,688 --> 00:03:15,259 ♪ When I close my tired peepers ♪ 52 00:03:15,142 --> 00:03:19,262 ♪ I get them old jeepers creepers ♪ 53 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:25,804 ♪ And I go back in time... ♪ 54 00:03:25,588 --> 00:03:28,924 ♪ Time... ♪ 55 00:03:28,873 --> 00:03:32,409 ♪ Tiiiiiiiime... ♪ 56 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:35,636 ♪ I'm back in the forest again ♪ 57 00:03:35,554 --> 00:03:38,823 ♪ Lost and scared without a friend ♪ 58 00:03:38,774 --> 00:03:42,260 ♪ In the place where I was abused ♪ 59 00:03:42,171 --> 00:03:46,441 ♪ And became sexually confused ♪ 60 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:47,953 ♪ 61 00:03:52,809 --> 00:03:56,345 ♪ Wolf rape, wolf rape, wolf rape ♪ 62 00:03:56,286 --> 00:03:59,672 ♪ Far from being an ideal date ♪ 63 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:02,688 ♪ Wolf rape, wolf rape, wolf rape ♪ 64 00:04:02,647 --> 00:04:05,465 ♪ Not at all a perfect mate ♪ 65 00:04:05,402 --> 00:04:07,970 ♪ 66 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:11,385 ♪ See the creature in the moonlight ♪ 67 00:04:11,347 --> 00:04:14,766 ♪ My sexy lean body wets its appetite ♪ 68 00:04:14,727 --> 00:04:18,863 ♪ I can feel its breath breathing on my back ♪ 69 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:22,635 ♪ I'm so scared I just shit my pants! ♪ 70 00:04:22,578 --> 00:04:24,178 ♪ 71 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:31,401 ♪ I hate you Dad! ♪ 72 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:39,717 Dudes, I'm still so totally bummed. 73 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,706 Little dude still isn't the Pure Evil One. 74 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,574 Maybe we should pack it in? 75 00:04:43,566 --> 00:04:47,368 You think the loser's still a virgin? 76 00:04:47,251 --> 00:04:49,285 If he is... 77 00:04:49,301 --> 00:04:51,102 you know what that means. 78 00:04:56,031 --> 00:04:59,751 (Snapping fingers) 79 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,568 ♪ Metal dude, metal dude, metal dude wop ♪ 80 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:07,952 ♪ Metal dude, metal dude, metal dude wop ♪ 81 00:05:07,887 --> 00:05:12,457 ♪ I think we found the key ♪ 82 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:16,093 ♪ It's his virginity ♪ 83 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:20,547 ♪ If he loses it, then holy shit ♪ 84 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:23,283 ♪ Dude wop ♪ 85 00:05:23,268 --> 00:05:30,674 ♪ And we will have a lot of fun ♪ 86 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:37,587 ♪ For Todd will be, will be, will be, The Pure Evil One ♪ 87 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:39,333 ♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop ♪ 88 00:05:39,322 --> 00:05:43,475 ♪ A plan, what an awesome fuckin' plan! ♪ 89 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,094 ♪ Dude wop, dude ♪ 90 00:05:45,105 --> 00:05:49,025 ♪ No more beating his meat ♪ 91 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:52,536 ♪ No more whacking his snake ♪ 92 00:05:52,459 --> 00:05:54,110 ♪ Gotta get him some muff ♪ 93 00:05:54,078 --> 00:05:57,447 ♪ Get him totally laid ♪ 94 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:59,445 ♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop ♪ 95 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:00,829 Loser. 96 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,878 Look I didn't imagine it. 97 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:05,108 Hannah The Phantom attacked me last night in bed, 98 00:06:05,117 --> 00:06:07,168 while I was...reading. 99 00:06:07,152 --> 00:06:09,536 If the Phantom is back, she may have the Book, 100 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:11,158 so let's split up and find her. 101 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,622 Kill her with no mercy! 102 00:06:12,615 --> 00:06:14,749 Whoa, that's a bit extreme. 103 00:06:14,761 --> 00:06:17,129 You still don't have feelings for that psycho, do you? 104 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:19,718 No, of course not. We're so done. 105 00:06:20,721 --> 00:06:22,389 Good boy. 106 00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:24,821 ♪ 107 00:06:29,614 --> 00:06:33,200 ♪ I'm so torn I'm almost numb ♪ 108 00:06:33,122 --> 00:06:37,726 ♪ Caught between two girls and a tongue ♪ 109 00:06:37,641 --> 00:06:41,677 ♪ This is some freaky shit but I must admit ♪ 110 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,536 ♪ I never stopped loving you ♪ 111 00:06:44,498 --> 00:06:46,715 ♪ 112 00:06:46,693 --> 00:06:50,563 ♪ Please don't be afraid of me ♪ 113 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:54,544 ♪ I'm the girl you love Hannah B ♪ 114 00:06:54,431 --> 00:06:57,867 ♪ Don't let Charlotte off the hook ♪ 115 00:06:57,812 --> 00:06:59,730 ♪ She used that evil Book ♪ 116 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:03,287 ♪ And stole my identity ♪ 117 00:07:03,212 --> 00:07:06,781 ♪ Identity ♪ 118 00:07:06,688 --> 00:07:10,441 ♪ Is this the truth or is this a lie? ♪ 119 00:07:10,357 --> 00:07:13,893 ♪ Oh, Curtis, just look into my eyes. ♪ 120 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:18,553 ♪ Love is heaven, love is hell ♪ 121 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:22,086 ♪ Will these feelings last? ♪ 122 00:07:21,989 --> 00:07:26,125 ♪ Only time will tell ♪ 123 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:27,927 ♪ 124 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:30,968 ♪ Gotta give you this ultimatum ♪ 125 00:07:30,961 --> 00:07:35,715 ♪ I'm so bored with masturbation ♪ 126 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:41,162 ♪ I want to hold you tenderly Pleasure you orally ♪ 127 00:07:41,055 --> 00:07:45,258 ♪ What will your answer be? ♪ 128 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,642 ♪ You're gonna have to accept it Todd ♪ 129 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:52,737 ♪ You're my friend and that is all ♪ 130 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,824 ♪ We're not two birds of a feather ♪ 131 00:07:55,763 --> 00:08:00,267 ♪ We'll never flock together ♪ 132 00:08:00,184 --> 00:08:04,571 ♪ Why can't you let me go? ♪ 133 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:09,233 ♪ Love is heaven, love is hell ♪ 134 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:12,477 ♪ Will these feelings last? ♪ 135 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:16,161 ♪ Only time will tell ♪ 136 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,829 ♪ 137 00:08:18,754 --> 00:08:22,373 ♪ I used the Book to get what I want ♪ 138 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:26,381 ♪ There's one major glitch That's driving me nuts ♪ 139 00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:29,619 ♪ Everyone is singing with so much passion ♪ 140 00:08:29,536 --> 00:08:31,971 ♪ I fucking hate musicals ♪ 141 00:08:31,923 --> 00:08:34,842 ♪ So proletarian! ♪ 142 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:38,728 ♪ 143 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:40,771 ♪ Got to take it up a notch ♪ 144 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:44,421 ♪ Before my plan is botched ♪ 145 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:48,558 ♪ I'll frame Hannah for it She'll be in such deep shit ♪ 146 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,326 ♪ Here comes that old evil feeling ♪ 147 00:08:51,277 --> 00:08:56,449 ♪ Once again! ♪ 148 00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:02,873 ♪ 149 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:05,797 ♪ Sad and unloved is what I am ♪ 150 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:09,966 ♪ Jenny banished me to loser land ♪ 151 00:09:09,863 --> 00:09:13,232 ♪ 152 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:16,848 ♪ Gonna die a lonely dude ♪ 153 00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:20,122 ♪ 154 00:09:20,069 --> 00:09:23,154 ♪ Whoa I think my dick just moved ♪ 155 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:27,967 ♪ Who the hell is that? ♪ 156 00:09:27,808 --> 00:09:32,678 ♪ Love is heaven, love is hell ♪ 157 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:35,736 ♪ Will these feelings last? ♪ 158 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:39,844 ♪ Only time will tell ♪ 159 00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:42,996 ♪ 160 00:09:42,932 --> 00:09:47,435 ♪ It takes the good and bad right out of me ♪ 161 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:50,307 ♪ To make you see ♪ 162 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:55,760 ♪ That you're (not) my destiny ♪ 163 00:09:59,963 --> 00:10:02,448 I, Hannah The Phantom, did this. 164 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:04,015 P.S.: I also have the Book. 165 00:10:04,032 --> 00:10:05,683 Looks like all signs point to her. 166 00:10:05,715 --> 00:10:08,566 The blow dart, the severed tongue, the note. 167 00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:11,270 Dude, your ex-girlfriend is sick. 168 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,777 Maybe someone's framing her. 169 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,347 Kill her with no mercy! 170 00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:16,585 Whoa, that's a bit extreme. 171 00:10:16,561 --> 00:10:17,745 Okay guys, let's move out. 172 00:10:17,731 --> 00:10:19,048 Todd, you can come with me, 173 00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:21,029 as long as you don't talk about us. 174 00:10:21,015 --> 00:10:22,699 Thanks, but I'm okay on my own. 175 00:10:22,729 --> 00:10:24,497 Since when? 176 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,384 Look on the bright side sweetie. 177 00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:32,112 Now you know what kind of girl she is. 178 00:10:32,071 --> 00:10:35,423 A total insane psycho. 179 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:38,982 ♪ 180 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:39,924 ♪ Hey. ♪ 181 00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,918 ♪ Todd is my name. ♪ 182 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,576 ♪ Hi, I'm Nikki. ♪ 183 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,776 ♪ Nikki Kane. ♪ 184 00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:49,573 ♪ Don't think I've seen you around before. ♪ 185 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:53,122 ♪ Oh, I've seen you, many times for sure. ♪ 186 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,144 ♪ Do you feel like hanging out? ♪ 187 00:10:55,109 --> 00:10:58,495 ♪ Got a better idea let's make out! ♪ 188 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,161 ♪ 189 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,582 ♪ Never thought I'd feel this way ♪ 190 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:09,177 ♪ About a girl that wasn't Jenny ♪ 191 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:14,000 ♪ Big old boner's pointing up to my navel ♪ 192 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,657 ♪ My navel ♪ 193 00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:20,511 ♪ Guess it means I'm horny ♪ 194 00:11:20,392 --> 00:11:22,309 ♪ I'm horny like the devil ♪ 195 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:25,684 ♪ 196 00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:29,016 ♪ I can't fight it Don't wanna hide it ♪ 197 00:11:28,932 --> 00:11:31,467 ♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪ 198 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,832 ♪ 199 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,836 ♪ Here's a story ♪ 200 00:11:36,766 --> 00:11:40,686 ♪ About a kid who's horny ♪ 201 00:11:40,595 --> 00:11:41,529 ♪ for you! ♪ 202 00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:45,359 ♪ 203 00:11:45,257 --> 00:11:48,960 ♪ Why do I care if he's forgotten me? ♪ 204 00:11:48,863 --> 00:11:52,716 ♪ Are these pangs of jealousy? ♪ 205 00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:56,596 ♪ Something doesn't seem on the level ♪ 206 00:11:56,505 --> 00:12:00,358 ♪ Am I feeling ♪ 207 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,604 ♪ horny like the devil? ♪ 208 00:12:01,616 --> 00:12:05,202 ♪ 209 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,609 ♪ Wish I could fight it ♪ 210 00:12:06,615 --> 00:12:08,483 ♪ Wish I could hide it ♪ 211 00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:10,525 ♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪ 212 00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:13,376 ♪ 213 00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:16,830 ♪ Here's a story ♪ 214 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,808 ♪ About a girl who's horny ♪ 215 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,338 ♪ for Todd? ♪ 216 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,987 ♪ 217 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,276 Is that who I think it is? 218 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,273 ♪ 219 00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:31,253 Nah it couldn't be. 220 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,458 ♪ 221 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:36,007 ♪ Young love I remember so well ♪ 222 00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,087 ♪ She was hot ♪ 223 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:39,689 ♪ She made my nut sack swell ♪ 224 00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:43,870 ♪ I'm a tits and ass kinda fellow ♪ 225 00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:47,538 ♪ 24-7 ♪ 226 00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:49,287 ♪ I'm horny like the devil ♪ 227 00:12:49,264 --> 00:12:50,147 ♪ 228 00:12:50,194 --> 00:12:52,261 Yeah... 229 00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:54,046 ♪ I can't fight it ♪ 230 00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:55,324 ♪ Don't wanna hide it ♪ 231 00:12:55,353 --> 00:13:00,106 ♪ Being horny makes me horny ♪ 232 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:03,700 ♪ Here's a story ♪ What... 233 00:13:03,604 --> 00:13:06,989 ♪ about a dude who's horny ♪ 234 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,904 ♪ all the time! ♪ 235 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:11,794 ♪ 236 00:13:11,742 --> 00:13:13,310 ♪ We can't fight it ♪ 237 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:14,663 ♪ Don't wanna hide it ♪ 238 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:17,076 ♪ Being horny makes us horny ♪ 239 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,031 ♪ 240 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:23,086 ♪ Here's a story ♪ 241 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:26,277 ♪ About being horny ♪ 242 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,911 ♪ that's us! ♪ 243 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,246 ♪ 244 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,507 ♪ Here I sit at this piano ♪ 245 00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:38,732 ♪ Introspective and kind of mellow ♪ 246 00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:42,177 ♪ 247 00:13:42,104 --> 00:13:47,074 ♪ Sadness in my veins and in my balls ♪ 248 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:48,826 ♪ and ball veins ♪ 249 00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:56,622 ♪ Tell me father can you take away my pain ♪ 250 00:13:56,411 --> 00:14:00,564 ♪ You're an idiot and a bottom feeder ♪ 251 00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:03,801 ♪ You call yourself the Hooded Leader ♪ 252 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:07,603 ♪ But you are not and you never will be ♪ 253 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:13,519 ♪ So cry your tears you little pansy ♪ 254 00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:19,935 ♪ It's a lie. it's a lie I won't cry ♪ 255 00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:23,891 ♪ No more tears from me ♪ 256 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:28,263 ♪ No more tears to you ♪ 257 00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:31,518 ♪ No more tears in my eyes ♪ 258 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:35,204 ♪ Tired of feeling blue ♪ 259 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,902 ♪ No more tears ♪ 260 00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:38,766 ♪ no more tears ♪ 261 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:42,059 ♪ No more whore sucking, cock-porking, shit-fucking ♪ 262 00:14:41,993 --> 00:14:45,045 ♪ teeeeeaaaaaaaarsssss! ♪ 263 00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:49,909 (slamming on piano) 264 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,915 ♪ Maybe one more. ♪ 265 00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:55,830 ♪ One more tear, ♪ 266 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:59,077 ♪ I'm crying one more tear ♪ 267 00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:03,127 ♪ From me to ♪ 268 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:03,962 ♪ you... ♪ 269 00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:05,875 ♪ 270 00:15:05,849 --> 00:15:08,851 When are we gonna kill this crazy asshole? 271 00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,866 The time is right. 272 00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:14,451 ♪ 273 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:24,324 ♪ A flame from the darkness has set fire to my soul ♪ 274 00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,995 I have Charlotte, meet me in the theater, Hannah. 275 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:31,137 ♪ A journey into madness Down a twisted road ♪ 276 00:15:31,051 --> 00:15:33,836 Curtis save me! 277 00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:37,676 ♪ Who's the real Phantom, who is not? ♪ 278 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,922 I got your note! 279 00:15:38,935 --> 00:15:43,688 ♪ Who's Hannah B and who's Charlotte? ♪ 280 00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:46,951 Why don't you just tell us? 281 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:50,050 ♪ Phantom me Phantom you ♪ 282 00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:53,358 ♪ Who is lying who got screwed? ♪ 283 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:56,692 ♪ Let's put an end to this sordid mess ♪ 284 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,908 ♪ Let's have ourselves a Curtis test ♪ 285 00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,495 ♪ 286 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,893 Curtis question number one: 287 00:16:02,887 --> 00:16:05,171 His favorite heavy metal song? 288 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,332 ♪ 289 00:16:08,254 --> 00:16:09,905 Witches and Bitches is the answer 290 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,488 Name of the band's Satan Has Cancer. 291 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,173 What is Curtis' middle name? 292 00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:15,389 Richard, Roger, John or James? 293 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:15,950 James! 294 00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:16,992 John! 295 00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:18,133 Oh, too bad, what a shame 296 00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:20,023 Curtis doesn't have a middle name. 297 00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:23,551 My parents couldn't be bothered but I am fond of the name Roger. 298 00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:24,807 Final question number three: 299 00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:27,639 Curtis is failing science, math or history? 300 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,238 Math! 301 00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:29,113 Science! 302 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,248 ♪ 303 00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:33,271 Answer is he's failing all three. 304 00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:36,920 ♪ Guess it's community college for me ♪ 305 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:39,873 ♪ How are we ever gonna find out ♪ 306 00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:43,284 ♪ who's the Phantom and who's not? ♪ 307 00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:45,096 Ahhhhhhhh! 308 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,555 ♪ I admit it! ♪ 309 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,342 ♪ I'm the real Phantom ♪ 310 00:16:50,294 --> 00:16:52,813 ♪ I can't take any more singing ♪ 311 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,595 I fucking hate musicals! 312 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,166 ♪ 313 00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:02,332 Damn it I'm out of darts! 314 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,378 (Beeping) 315 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,369 Whoa, I have a cutlery compartment?! 316 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,223 I know how much you love to eat. 317 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,148 Wow, you really do know me. 318 00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,821 Let's end this now bitch! 319 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,633 ♪ Bitch! You better back off now ♪ 320 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,284 ♪ Bitch! I'll gut you like a cow ♪ 321 00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,646 ♪ You think you can steal my man? ♪ 322 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,351 ♪ Got news for you, bitch, you can't! ♪ 323 00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:23,356 ♪ Now die! ♪ 324 00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:25,314 ♪ Die! Die! Die! ♪ 325 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:33,026 ♪ Diiiiiiieeeee! ♪ 326 00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:34,976 (screaming) 327 00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:01,573 My tongue's back! 328 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:02,726 Yay. 329 00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:04,823 Charlotte? 330 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,430 Are you okay? 331 00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:14,015 Somebody say something. 332 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:15,359 ♪ 333 00:18:15,338 --> 00:18:18,690 ♪ Phantom gone dead by light ♪ 334 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:21,908 ♪ Bye bye Phantom ♪ 335 00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:23,429 ♪ Phantom good night! ♪ 336 00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,482 It's good to have you back, Hannah. 337 00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:33,504 I'm just glad everything's returned to normal. 338 00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:36,610 Yeah, and the best part is, now Charlotte is gone, we don't have 339 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,333 to sing anymore. 340 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,301 Oh, just one more? 341 00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:44,432 ♪ 342 00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:52,095 ♪ I'm so sorry I fell for her tricks ♪ 343 00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:54,497 ♪ She gave me a hand-job ♪ 344 00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:56,629 ♪ I swear that's it ♪ 345 00:18:56,626 --> 00:19:00,262 ♪ I didn't know you as well as I thought ♪ 346 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,700 ♪ For that I'm so sorry ♪ 347 00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,388 Wait did you say hand-job? 348 00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:06,074 ♪ 349 00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:09,351 ♪ I'm so sorry Gonna leave you alone ♪ 350 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:13,118 ♪ Got a new girl that wants to chew on my bone ♪ 351 00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:15,184 ♪ 352 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:19,050 ♪ I'm so sorry I missed my chance ♪ 353 00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:22,447 ♪ Guess it's too late you're in love with a skank ♪ 354 00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:23,989 ♪ 355 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,940 ♪ So so sorry so sincerely sorry ♪ 356 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:35,411 ♪ Let's make a brand new start ♪ 357 00:19:35,287 --> 00:19:36,887 ♪ 358 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,878 ♪ I'm so sorry for being crazy and mad ♪ 359 00:19:43,811 --> 00:19:47,864 ♪ I promise you I'll be a better leader and man ♪ 360 00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:49,835 ♪ 361 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:53,470 ♪ We're so sorry but it's come to this♪ 362 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,427 ♪ We must kill him ♪ 363 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,527 ♪ After we drink ♪ 364 00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,179 ♪ 365 00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:11,527 ♪ Fuck yoooooou! ♪ 366 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,749 ♪ I'm not soooooorry! ♪ 367 00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:18,170 ♪ Fuck yoooooou! ♪ 368 00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,014 ♪ Fuck you! ♪ 369 00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,188 ♪ Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ♪ 370 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:25,452 ♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuck ♪ 371 00:20:25,402 --> 00:20:30,874 ♪ Yoooooooooou! ♪ Sync and corrected by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 372 00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:35,474 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25474

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