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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,522 --> 00:00:26,723 Pretty amazing, huh? 2 00:00:28,052 --> 00:00:29,987 It was... incredible! 3 00:00:29,975 --> 00:00:31,476 It was. Period. 4 00:00:31,481 --> 00:00:33,615 The sexy movements make me horny. 5 00:00:33,596 --> 00:00:34,929 Wow! Thanks, Todd! 6 00:00:34,941 --> 00:00:36,174 That's the idea, yeah! 7 00:00:36,192 --> 00:00:38,359 He's not watching you. He's cheer-leering. 8 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,940 1-2-3-4, Crowley Goats are gonna score! 9 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:45,965 5-6-7-8, Crowley Goats are really great! 10 00:00:47,436 --> 00:00:49,971 They move so gracefully. 11 00:00:49,936 --> 00:00:51,603 Like swans. 12 00:00:51,602 --> 00:00:52,535 Bird-like swans... 13 00:00:52,563 --> 00:00:53,963 Can we go already? 14 00:00:53,973 --> 00:00:55,801 Fine, but I get to look at your butt on the way out. 15 00:00:55,729 --> 00:00:56,841 Oh great! No you don't. 16 00:00:58,810 --> 00:00:59,843 Mmm, yeah... 17 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:05,186 Hey, thanks again for showing me that uh... 18 00:01:05,154 --> 00:01:06,954 that thing... what did you call it? 19 00:01:06,949 --> 00:01:08,082 Practice? 20 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,304 Yeah! I'm gonna be so much better now. 21 00:01:10,281 --> 00:01:12,715 Well, anything for a man in uniform. 22 00:01:12,684 --> 00:01:14,450 It's more of a costume. 23 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:16,195 Don't ruin it. 24 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:17,567 Okay... 25 00:01:18,130 --> 00:01:19,931 Our killer cheer! Show it to me! 26 00:01:19,924 --> 00:01:21,124 Now! Go! 27 00:01:21,141 --> 00:01:24,043 1-2-3-4! Crowley Goats are gonna score! 28 00:01:23,993 --> 00:01:27,529 5-6-7-8! Crowley Goats are really great! 29 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:34,855 1-2-3-4! Crowley Goats are gonna score! 30 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:38,127 5-6-7-8! Crowley Goats are really great! 31 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:42,152 That's it, one of you is going home and I want a name. 32 00:01:42,041 --> 00:01:43,408 Crystal's the one with the cankles. 33 00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:45,886 At least my tits don't smell like blue cheese. 34 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:48,388 Stop fighting! We should be working together. 35 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:49,753 Yeah, says you, Noodle Arms... 36 00:01:49,762 --> 00:01:51,096 Noodle arms ruined our cheer. 37 00:01:51,108 --> 00:01:53,876 A cheerleading squad must be tough like a chain, 38 00:01:53,832 --> 00:01:56,867 and the weak links must be eliminated. 39 00:01:56,971 --> 00:01:58,906 You're the weak link, Ariel! 40 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:01,608 If we were allowed to eat... 41 00:02:01,617 --> 00:02:03,084 Enough complaining! 42 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,159 You're off the squad. 43 00:02:05,141 --> 00:02:08,077 Looks like it's back to the honour roll for you. 44 00:02:14,113 --> 00:02:16,880 And the rest of you don't pay attention to her! 45 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:17,935 Sorry, Ariel. 46 00:02:17,957 --> 00:02:20,091 You know I totally didn't mean it. 47 00:02:20,071 --> 00:02:22,172 Yeah, we're still BFFs, right Noodle Arms? 48 00:02:23,564 --> 00:02:24,497 Ugh! 49 00:02:25,806 --> 00:02:27,173 What's her problem? 50 00:02:27,185 --> 00:02:28,918 I don't know, she's probably hungry? 51 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,454 I order you to put down your snacks 52 00:02:47,445 --> 00:02:48,611 and help me brainstorm. 53 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,254 Your father never needed our help. 54 00:02:51,226 --> 00:02:53,227 He always came up with the plans himself. 55 00:02:53,212 --> 00:02:54,679 He was the leader. 56 00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:57,220 Or are you saying you're not as wise as he was? 57 00:02:57,697 --> 00:02:59,965 I am twice as wise. 58 00:03:00,064 --> 00:03:01,998 And once I become the pure evil one, 59 00:03:01,986 --> 00:03:03,620 I will show you all. Now... 60 00:03:03,621 --> 00:03:04,654 begone. 61 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,258 Hey... 62 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,114 when are we gonna kill this dipshit? 63 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,340 Patience. 64 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,590 Begone! 65 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,234 Look who comes asking for my help! 66 00:03:37,198 --> 00:03:39,867 After what you did, cutting off my head. 67 00:03:39,826 --> 00:03:42,527 Let's put the past behind us, father. 68 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:44,830 I need your help. 69 00:03:44,856 --> 00:03:46,456 The minions won't listen to me. 70 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,593 It's like they have no respect for me. 71 00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:50,640 Don't worry about them, Atticus. 72 00:03:50,623 --> 00:03:52,223 Do what you must! 73 00:03:52,225 --> 00:03:54,159 Be a man. 74 00:03:54,148 --> 00:03:56,082 Get that book. 75 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,804 But how do I do that, father?! 76 00:04:00,555 --> 00:04:02,823 Bait the book. 77 00:04:02,798 --> 00:04:04,732 Spring the trap. 78 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,454 Seize the power. 79 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,890 Bait the book. 80 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:12,014 Spring the trap. 81 00:04:11,993 --> 00:04:13,928 Seize the power. 82 00:04:15,069 --> 00:04:17,437 Yes... I suppose that makes sense. 83 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:18,941 Come closer, Atticus. 84 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:28,869 You've failed before but this time 85 00:04:28,782 --> 00:04:30,483 I've got a good feeling. 86 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,762 You can do it, my son. 87 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,027 Thank you, father. 88 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:39,909 You're very wise. 89 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,905 But I'm twice as wise... 90 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:52,126 I'm gonna have to give somebody a shampoo! 91 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:01,204 The Beast... The Beast... 92 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,701 Dudes... people are saying something ate 93 00:05:05,691 --> 00:05:07,324 the cheerleader with the Noodle Arms. 94 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:08,525 What people? 95 00:05:09,055 --> 00:05:10,155 Us. 96 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,610 We're calling it... 97 00:05:11,619 --> 00:05:13,052 "The Beast." 98 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,214 The Beast! The Beast! 99 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:18,274 The Beast! The Beast! 100 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,285 The Beast. 101 00:05:19,308 --> 00:05:20,341 The Beast! 102 00:05:20,364 --> 00:05:21,531 Ok, stop calling it that! 103 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:22,917 We don't know what happened! 104 00:05:22,928 --> 00:05:25,029 And if she got eaten, guys where's the blood? 105 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:26,845 Yep, I was thinking the same thing. 106 00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:29,438 Oh, hi gang. Are you here too? 107 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,667 Stop spying on us, douche! 108 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:31,849 Too late. I heard everything. 109 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:33,434 I know all about The Beast... 110 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:35,170 And I will find it before you! 111 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,735 Bait book, spring trap, seize the power... 112 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,648 What a waste of a perfectly good cheerleading uniform! 113 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:46,425 It's coming for us next... 114 00:05:46,648 --> 00:05:48,748 I'm too pretty to die... 115 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,118 The Beast... 116 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,329 What kills cheerleaders and doesn't leave any blood behind? 117 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:57,899 Maybe Noodle Arms used the book to stop her period, 118 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:00,796 but the book ended up sucking all the blood out of her! 119 00:06:00,744 --> 00:06:02,779 And then she was eaten by... The Beast! 120 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,763 Seriously? There's no beast! Ok? 121 00:06:04,749 --> 00:06:06,183 A cheerleader has disappeared, 122 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,458 so let's start there. 123 00:06:07,472 --> 00:06:09,107 Hannah and I will join the cheerleaders 124 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,041 and look for clues. 125 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:11,134 We will? 126 00:06:11,157 --> 00:06:12,690 You know... Jenny's onto something 127 00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:14,361 with this whole cheerleader angle. 128 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,360 You're agreeing with me? 129 00:06:15,386 --> 00:06:17,387 But, she's all wrong. 130 00:06:17,373 --> 00:06:18,673 There it is... 131 00:06:18,686 --> 00:06:20,687 I spent a lot of time last night 132 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,906 thinking about those cheerleaders. 133 00:06:21,922 --> 00:06:24,156 The way they move. The way they high-kick. 134 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,900 The way they shake their pom poms. 135 00:06:25,895 --> 00:06:28,663 Were you jerking off when you were thinking about all this? 136 00:06:28,617 --> 00:06:29,551 That's not the point! 137 00:06:30,989 --> 00:06:34,124 I will train us to be like those cheerleaders! 138 00:06:34,065 --> 00:06:35,165 Unified! 139 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,120 Graceful! 140 00:06:36,148 --> 00:06:37,248 And choreographed! 141 00:06:37,269 --> 00:06:39,805 And then we can defeat The Beast! 142 00:06:39,768 --> 00:06:43,203 You wanna train us to fight something that you made up? 143 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:44,945 No. 144 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:46,993 All those in favour of training to fight? 145 00:06:51,302 --> 00:06:52,736 All those in favour of infiltrating 146 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:55,011 the cheerleaders and then training never? 147 00:06:59,471 --> 00:07:00,772 But, Jenny... 148 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:02,486 Without my training, The Beast will kill you. 149 00:07:02,484 --> 00:07:04,085 And rip up your clothes! 150 00:07:04,086 --> 00:07:07,088 I think I'll do just fine on my own. 151 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:08,133 Buh-bye. 152 00:07:13,569 --> 00:07:16,338 So, it's cheerleaders you like to eat, is it? 153 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:18,227 How about a cheerleader buffet? 154 00:07:18,215 --> 00:07:19,449 A ch-uffet. 155 00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:22,579 Good news, maggots! 156 00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:23,838 There's a pep rally tomorrow, 157 00:07:23,854 --> 00:07:26,222 so I hope you brought your iron panties! 158 00:07:27,986 --> 00:07:29,419 Where is everyone? 159 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:32,898 Everyone else quit because of... 160 00:07:32,825 --> 00:07:33,758 The Beast! 161 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,820 Weaklings. Who needs them. 162 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:36,444 They're just dragging us down. 163 00:07:36,446 --> 00:07:37,446 Our killer cheer! 164 00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:38,738 Show it to me! Now! Go! 165 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:40,978 But, we can't... without Ariel... 166 00:07:42,534 --> 00:07:43,732 She's right. 167 00:07:43,749 --> 00:07:45,217 According to the pep rally rule book, 168 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:47,524 you need at least four cheerleaders on a squad. 169 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:48,565 Isn't that right, Wanda? 170 00:07:48,587 --> 00:07:50,155 Are you volunteering, skank? 171 00:07:50,158 --> 00:07:53,127 You call it volunteering, I call it saving your ass, slut. 172 00:07:53,074 --> 00:07:55,676 Then I guess it's time to try on your outfit, 173 00:07:55,638 --> 00:07:56,704 jizztrap. 174 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,653 Bring it on... 175 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,014 Slut. 176 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:01,426 It's the only one we have left, Dickmitten. 177 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:03,370 It's all ripped up, so you can look 178 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,592 like a whore right away. 179 00:08:04,608 --> 00:08:05,542 Oh, I will. 180 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:06,669 Slut. 181 00:08:16,942 --> 00:08:18,342 Oh... 182 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:20,284 Mmmm... 183 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:23,804 The Beast! 184 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:25,098 It won't get me! 185 00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:28,937 Jasmine?! 186 00:08:28,957 --> 00:08:30,624 What's going on?! 187 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,223 Whistle once if you're okay, twice if you're not. 188 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:38,157 Ah... 189 00:08:43,953 --> 00:08:45,719 What are you screaming about?! 190 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,100 This ain't some yoga thing, is it? 191 00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:58,189 No! 192 00:08:58,210 --> 00:08:59,610 I'm training them how to fight. 193 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:01,420 Oh... 194 00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:02,480 Fine. 195 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,602 Proceed. 196 00:09:06,123 --> 00:09:07,924 Yeah!!! 197 00:09:12,788 --> 00:09:14,822 Yeah!!! 198 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:22,704 Yeah! 199 00:09:28,807 --> 00:09:29,907 Ugh! 200 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,017 Ha. 201 00:09:33,035 --> 00:09:34,069 You're doing it all wrong. 202 00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:36,161 You have to do exactly as I do. 203 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,513 Don't put 'em in the box, Todd. 204 00:09:40,502 --> 00:09:41,769 What are you talking about? 205 00:09:41,783 --> 00:09:43,417 I don't even have a box. 206 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,318 Anyway, I'm gonna go sleep somewhere else. 207 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,708 And by somewhere else I mean with a woman. 208 00:09:48,383 --> 00:09:49,416 Remember, Todd... 209 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,241 don't put 'em in the box. 210 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,290 "Think outside the box..." 211 00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:55,710 That's not what he said. 212 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,787 Quiet! 213 00:09:56,809 --> 00:09:59,410 I'm trying to think outside the box. 214 00:10:00,526 --> 00:10:02,826 Ok, is this recreation or is this for training? 215 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,468 Jimmy told me to think outside the box. 216 00:10:05,427 --> 00:10:06,794 The box is not being high. 217 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,873 But you guys smoke marijuana all the time. 218 00:10:08,856 --> 00:10:11,824 So, isn't this your version of thinking inside the box? 219 00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:13,452 Whoa. 220 00:10:18,788 --> 00:10:21,389 I'm getting out of here before The Beast gets me too! 221 00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:24,887 I hear something! 222 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:28,210 Uh oh. Somebody's paranoid. 223 00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:29,277 Wooooooo... 224 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,564 I didn't smoke anything! 225 00:10:30,579 --> 00:10:31,612 Hannah's just naturally paranoid, 226 00:10:31,636 --> 00:10:32,468 aren't you, sweetie? 227 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,056 Ok, it's a scream! I heard a scream! 228 00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:37,131 Come on, we have to check it out! 229 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,130 Huh-uh! 230 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,025 Jenny! 231 00:10:47,303 --> 00:10:50,905 Nooooooooo! 232 00:10:51,404 --> 00:10:53,338 Ugh, it's not me. It's Crystal. 233 00:10:53,326 --> 00:10:54,893 Oh, yeah... I, um... 234 00:10:55,665 --> 00:10:56,831 I know. 235 00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:59,149 Well, that leaves three cheerleaders. 236 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,026 Two! The Beast got Jasmine. 237 00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:02,650 That means The Beast's next target 238 00:11:02,649 --> 00:11:04,549 is either Wanda... or... 239 00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:09,037 Bring it on. 240 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:12,659 Attention, students... 241 00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:14,177 Regardless of the recent disappearances, 242 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:17,317 A.K.A. "Beast attacks", today's pep rally is still on. 243 00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:21,427 I repeat, the pep rally is still on. 244 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:22,661 Thank you. 245 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:37,563 Bait the book, spring the trap, seize the power. 246 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,236 Jenny, you shouldn't be dressed like that! 247 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,165 Especially on the day of the pep rally! 248 00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:43,386 The Beast will get you! 249 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,769 Three cheerleaders disappeared yesterday. 250 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,679 Aren't you worried? 251 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,942 We do this every week. 252 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,258 Obviously somebody's used the book 253 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,172 and they're doing stuff with cheerleaders. 254 00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:51,429 I'm staying undercover. 255 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:55,514 Well, it's time to get... up-dercover. 256 00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:56,709 Wow. 257 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,231 I hope you're better at finding beasts 258 00:11:58,237 --> 00:12:00,338 than you are at knowing words. 259 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,552 Buh-bye. 260 00:12:05,284 --> 00:12:07,819 Jenny's self-destructive behavior has given me an idea. 261 00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:09,885 What if, instead of one mascot 262 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:14,437 at the pep rally there were... three mascots? 263 00:12:14,512 --> 00:12:15,445 Cool! 264 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:16,607 Who would they be? 265 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:17,560 Us. 266 00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:19,488 Undercover us. 267 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,204 The pep rally's in 15 minutes. 268 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,775 Where are we gonna get uniforms? 269 00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:45,677 That was those people... 270 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:47,720 Now, the real reason you're here... 271 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:51,273 The main course... tasty, tasty cheerleaders. 272 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,394 Put your hands together, Crowley hi... 273 00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:04,827 3-2-1! Rrraaaaahhh! 274 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,509 Those are some hairy bitches... 275 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,711 Wanda! Ruuuuuun!!! 276 00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:20,443 Gasp! 277 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:21,180 Thwack! 278 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:21,985 Ugh! 279 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:23,320 Puny cheerleader... 280 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,867 I was once like you. 281 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:28,473 I was the weakest link! But then I used the book. 282 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:29,828 Then we used the book! 283 00:13:29,836 --> 00:13:32,271 Now, we are... The Beast! 284 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,507 Ugh! 285 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,922 Now everybody put your hands in the air! 286 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,667 She said put your hands in the fucking air! 287 00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:44,113 Now, cheer!!! 288 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:50,265 2-4-6-8! Who should we eviscerate? 289 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:52,896 I want a name! 290 00:13:55,981 --> 00:13:57,715 Not cheering loud enough! 291 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,644 Smoosh! 292 00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:03,998 Ugh! 293 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,057 Hey, buddy, are you okay? 294 00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:13,741 Holy fucking shit, dude! 295 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:14,732 Totally! 296 00:14:15,428 --> 00:14:16,829 Gang! Assemble! 297 00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:21,548 So what do we do? 298 00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:23,516 I was hoping you had an idea! 299 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,067 Sweater dude! 300 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,544 Where you off to, man? 301 00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:30,491 Just thought I'd take a walk in the park... 302 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,086 Clear my head. 303 00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:34,357 Don't tell me you're running away from your destiny? 304 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,733 No, I'm running away from some butch chicks! 305 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:38,837 They've got muscles, and moustaches, 306 00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:40,752 and they uh! and ahhhhh! 307 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:41,839 Dude! 308 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:43,888 You need to man up. 309 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:46,681 Don't be such a loser, loser. 310 00:14:47,628 --> 00:14:48,862 You are right... 311 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:51,699 I am the pure evil one. 312 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:54,433 I can do whatever I put my mind to. 313 00:14:54,389 --> 00:14:55,956 That's the spirit, sweater dude. 314 00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,725 Now march the fuck back in there 315 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,855 and grab up your hairy nuts off those teenage girls, man! 316 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:01,763 I shall. 317 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:02,990 Fucking say it louder, pussy! 318 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,241 I shall!!! 319 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:05,835 Show me! 320 00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:07,618 Ugh! Ugh! 321 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,455 Ugh! I shall!!!! 322 00:15:15,117 --> 00:15:16,317 Too easy. 323 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:20,171 3-5-7-9! We will blow your fucking mind! 324 00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:21,685 Ok, enough waiting... let's do this... 325 00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,020 remember the most important thing is 326 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:25,167 to not get a hole punched through your head. 327 00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:27,514 1... 2... 328 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:28,185 3! 329 00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:32,750 Yeah!!! 330 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,498 Bait! The! Book! 331 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,603 Spring! The! Trap! 332 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,685 Seize! The! Power! 333 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,273 You've! 334 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,168 Got something! 335 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,593 That I want! 336 00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,597 Gimme that belt! 337 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,194 Ooooooooohhhhhh! No! 338 00:15:56,930 --> 00:16:01,465 Anybody else have anything they wanna say? 339 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,718 Ye-ah!!! 340 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,996 I hope you juice heads are ready for a fight, 341 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,938 because we're gonna punch your dicks so hard 342 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,761 they go back inside you and look like vaginae again!!! 343 00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:12,796 Curtis, whore frost chop! 344 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,189 Hannah, stonehenge kamikaze! 345 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,626 Jenny, fart rhapsody! 346 00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,628 Fart rhapsody? 347 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,712 Ready? 348 00:16:20,735 --> 00:16:22,668 Chaaaarge! 349 00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:36,371 Todd! 350 00:16:37,587 --> 00:16:40,056 Don't put 'em in a box. 351 00:16:41,144 --> 00:16:42,511 That's it... 352 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,270 Hannah! Quick! Gimme some science! 353 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,173 Pinch the posterior auricular nerve! 354 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:49,693 I don't know what that is! 355 00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,498 Behind the ear! 356 00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,751 Curtis, gimme some pep! 357 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,673 Gimme a T! 358 00:16:58,701 --> 00:16:59,401 T! 359 00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:00,237 Gimme an O! 360 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:00,902 O! 361 00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:01,909 Gimme a D! 362 00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:02,669 D! 363 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:03,506 Gimme a D! 364 00:17:03,538 --> 00:17:04,472 D! 365 00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:05,433 What do you got? 366 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:06,128 Todd! 367 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:06,731 What do you got?! 368 00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:07,707 Todd!!! 369 00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:10,528 Todd! Todd! Todd! 370 00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,087 The crowd's turning against us! 371 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:28,162 They don't love us anymore! 372 00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:29,078 Quick! 373 00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:31,274 Our killer cheer! Go! 374 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,087 They're getting closer! 375 00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:44,966 They're not stopping! 376 00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:49,931 Jenny! Do what you do best! 377 00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:51,165 What's that?! 378 00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:52,114 Crush their spirits! 379 00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,342 I don't know how! 380 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,961 Crushing your spirit comes naturally to me! 381 00:17:54,962 --> 00:17:56,296 Improvise! Go! 382 00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:57,575 Hey, sluts! 383 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,138 Is that really... the best you got? 384 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,213 No... 385 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:04,336 You're a bunch of big... hairy... 386 00:18:05,311 --> 00:18:06,344 Sluts... 387 00:18:09,829 --> 00:18:11,229 Cock... pockets... 388 00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:16,139 Cock pockets! 389 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,875 No wonder the crowd's against you! 390 00:18:17,871 --> 00:18:18,836 You're a bunch of... 391 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:19,863 Ball dockers! 392 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,123 Ball dockers! 393 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:23,528 And I heard that tramp... 394 00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:25,244 Said that you're both... 395 00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:26,339 Jizz magicians! 396 00:18:26,361 --> 00:18:27,427 Wha? 397 00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:29,896 Because they make jizz disappear. 398 00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:31,319 Oooh, yeah... 399 00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:34,729 Well, if you ask me... 400 00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:37,293 Ariel's the jizz magician. 401 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:40,023 Isn't that right, Noodle Arms? 402 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,687 I do not have Noodle Arms anymore! 403 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:45,050 I'm... 404 00:18:45,746 --> 00:18:46,812 I'm... 405 00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:48,127 The weakest link! 406 00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:49,382 Get her! 407 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,633 Yeah!!! 408 00:19:24,134 --> 00:19:25,534 So... 409 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,979 Does this mean you're not a cheerleader anymore? 410 00:19:27,946 --> 00:19:30,214 You know it was just to find the book. 411 00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:31,456 Yeah, but I mean... 412 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,738 You're still gonna keep the uniform, right? 413 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,481 Only in your dreams, Todd. 414 00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:37,854 How can you sit there and banter? 415 00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:39,247 Don't you realize what this means? 416 00:19:39,256 --> 00:19:41,424 The school just got a lot less bitchy? 417 00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:43,638 The Beast is still out there! 418 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:45,248 No... no, it isn't, Curtis. 419 00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:47,315 The cheerleaders were The Beast, dude. 420 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,398 I think we learned a valuable lesson about teamwork, 421 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:51,673 and that lesson is... 422 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:52,587 That my leadership clinched our victory! 423 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:53,750 Thank you, Hannah! 424 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,370 That's not what I was going to say... 425 00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:57,106 I talked them into killing each other. 426 00:19:57,102 --> 00:19:58,870 Because I told you to do it. 427 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,798 It was Jimmy's idea. 428 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,525 I implemented it. 429 00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:01,496 I was undercover. 430 00:20:01,524 --> 00:20:02,724 We were also undercover. 431 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,605 We killed that pep rally! 432 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:09,999 Yeah! 433 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:13,263 I said bait the book, Atticus. 434 00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,686 Not strengthen Todd Smith and his gang! 435 00:20:15,654 --> 00:20:18,623 I will, I will find a way to get the book, father. 436 00:20:18,569 --> 00:20:19,268 I swear. 437 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,306 No, Atticus! 438 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:23,199 You will do what you always do. 439 00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:24,216 Fail. 440 00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:26,840 Fail, fail, fail! 441 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:28,202 Fail! Fail! 442 00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,065 Quiet! 443 00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:34,670 I'm the pure evil one! 444 00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:37,387 You're just a head in a cooler. 445 00:21:27,508 --> 00:21:30,008 Synced and corrected by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 446 00:21:30,058 --> 00:21:34,608 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28858

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