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Okay, chess fans.
Wow, it's the moment we've all been
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waiting for.
Let's hear it for our finalists
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in this year'sCrowley
Highchess championship,
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(Atticus)Len Bergmanand Hannah B. Williams.
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I want you to murderize him.
Take him apart.
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(Curtis) Humiliate his king,
gangpawn his queen in front of him.
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(Hannah moaning)
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Uh, good luck, Hannah.
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(Todd) You know what's the one
thing I hate worse than chess?
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Watching chess. You've said
that, like, four times already.
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(Atticus)What an amazing
morningof chess it has been.
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We've already seen one
Siberian jabb attack,
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and two, oh, count 'em- Two
poison pawn victories.
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We just gotta get through this game.
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I'm telling you guys,
Atticus is a Satanist,
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we have to watch out for him.
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As if a Satanist would know
that much about chess.
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As if a Satanist would be caught
dead in that sweater vest.
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(Todd laughing)
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Look, I've been digging
around in the library,
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and I think I found a clue.
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(crowd cheering)
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(Atticus)Well that has
tobe a new speed record,
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(Atticus)Len Bergman has
annihilatedHannah B. Williams.
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This must bethe
worst day of her life.
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Len Bergman has the book.
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Adriano_CSI
www.addic7ed.com
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Yearbook time, awesome!
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But I wanna write have a good summer.
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This isn't just a
yearbook, it's a clue.
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Look, this has been Crowley
High's logo since 1965,
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but this is a yearbook from
1964, the year before.
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Not only was this the
school's original logo,
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it was the symbol for the whole town.
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Point being?
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It's an occult symbol, it must have to
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do with the book and why it's
here in Crowley Heights.
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I was right!
Atticus and those old geezers
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at the retirement home are Satanists!
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I saw it with my own two eyes.
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Your own two baked eyes?
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How many hash brownies
did you ingest, Curtis?
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Four.
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And then four.
So, eight.
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Yeah!
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Who cares about Satanists?
Len Bergman has the book!
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He wouldn't have won if he
didn't have the book! No chance.
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So you're saying, he used
the book of pure evil,
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a source of nearly limitless power,
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to become really good at a lame game?
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YES!
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Chess, Satanists, yearbooks,
you guys handle this one.
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I'm on sabbatical.
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You just learned that
word today, didn't you?
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Yes, I did because I was on sabbatical
in the library this morning
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because I'd been on sabbatical
from my last four English classes,
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so my English paper was on sabbatical
from my English teacher's desk,
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And sabbatical.
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(Len) And it was sudden death.
That's the moral of the story.
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(Len) Gather around, my
fellow truth seekers.
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(Len) Gather around!
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My children. I have been
given the gift of foresight,
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and therefore have become
a great chess champion.
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Yet an even greater prophet.
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And I am here to tell you
about the pure evil one.
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The pure evil one has come
to destroy our world!
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We will all be enslaved
by his evil unless-
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(Todd laughing maniacally)
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He is here.
The pure evil one!
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I'm the what with the what?
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The pure evil one!
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(Len) You cannot hide from
the truth, Todd Smith!
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(Jimmy)Hey, Todd.
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Wanna tell me what's
going on with you, boy?
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Aw, you wouldn't understand.
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You'd be surprised.
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Okay. That douchewad
of a chess champion,
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is telling everyone that
I'm the pure evil one!
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Are you the pure evil one?
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Uh, man, dunno.
I don't even know what that is.
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Look it doesn't matter,
either you are or you aren't.
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Yeah, but what do you think?
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You're asking a guy who's been
cleaning toilets for sixteen years
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and who's standing
here in his man case.
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It's up to you.
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Why do I gotta figure out
everything for myself?
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I don't even know why I
come in here anymore!
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You don't mean that.
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I really think we need to check
out the retirement home.
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Those old geezers could be planning
world domination as we speak!
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It's not that I don't
believe you, it's just that
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the statistical probability that a
bunch of Satanists have taken over
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a retirement home is slim at best.
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So you don't believe me.
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I believe you, science doesn't.
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Fine.
Let's find Len Bergman.
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Found him.
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You're awesome.
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Right.
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Is everything okay between you and me?
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Of course, why wouldn't it be?
Let's just go in.
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Okay, you've just been acting
a little weird around me.
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Let's just go in.
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I'm just worried, that I said
something, or done something, or-
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I'm going in.
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I guess she's going in.
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(Len)That's why I canno
longer eatYugoslavian sausage.
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Have you come to hear the truth?
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Sure...
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What's going on, Len?
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We are going to destroy
the pure evil one.
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Cool, that sounds like fun!
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We should get Todd, this
would be right up his alley.
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Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, you know your eyes
are real creepy, right?
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We know you've got the book, Len.
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Of course I have the book.
It's shown me the light.
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Do you wanna hear the truth?
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Okay.
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The book is the light,
the light has a voice,
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and the voice is the truth.
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Whosa, whatsa?
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The book is the light,
the light has a voice,
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and the voice is the truth.
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The book is a light, is
a light is the what?
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The book is the light.
(Light!)
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The light has a voice.
(Voice!)
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The voice is the truth.
(Truth!)
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The book is the light.
(Light!)
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The light has a voice.
(Voice!)
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The voice is the truth.
(Truth!)
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Excellent.
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Now we have to destroy the evil one.
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(Len)We have tokill Todd Smith!
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, Todd Smith.
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We're your friends.
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I know.
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Your friends were wondering
if you'd like to
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meet them somewhere
later for a lot of fun.
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What's wrong with you guys?
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If you ask that we're supposed
to say, we're so wasted.
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We're so wasted.
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Right.
Why do your eyes look so weird?
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If you ask that we're supposed
to say, we've got migraines.
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We've got migraines.
We're so wasted.
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Len Bergman did this, didn't he?
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If you ask that we're supposed
to say, do you mean Len
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from the chess club and when you
say yes, we're supposed to say,
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you haven't seen me all day.
Then Len said no, don't say you haven't
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seen me all day, say you
haven't seen Len all day.
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We're so wasted.
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Tell Len Bergman that
I'm on sabbatical.
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So I won't be going anywhere near him.
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What do you mean he's on sabbatical?
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Didn't you use the frying pan?
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You said to hit Todd Smith with
the frying pan if he resisted,
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but he did not resist,
he is on sabbatical.
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We're so wasted.
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All right.
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Let's try a different approach.
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(screwdriver whirring)
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Clink-clink
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Jeez guys, you scared me!
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What's with the frying pan?
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Jenny! Jenny!
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(on phone) Okay, so you're not here.
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So if you get this, be
careful, Hannah and Curtis
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have been brainwashed and
they have a frying pan.
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(Todd's phone beeping)
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(Todd's phone beeping)
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(Brody) Yo, don't you have some unfinished
business with Len, little dude?
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I'm on sabbatical.
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(Eddie)You can't takea
sabbatical fromyour destiny, LOSER.
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Just because Len says that I'm the
pure evil one, doesn't mean it's true.
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All I have to do is stay out of his
way, and he'll realize he's wrong.
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Isn't he turning your
friends against you?
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And didn't he kidnap
your loser girlfriend?
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Len has Jenny?
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Yeah, imagine what dastardly deeds
he's doing to her right now?
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Yo, he's got the balls to call
you the pure evil one?
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(Brody) Damn.
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You should go in there and show
him who's not the pure evil one.
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Damn straight.
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Too easy, bros. Ha ha ha ha ha!
That was sweet.
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(heavy metal music playing)
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Jenny?
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(Jenny) It's a trap, Todd!
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I know it's a trap, Jenny!
Are you okay?
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Len!
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I've got a shotgun!
A really big one!
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I know you're controlling
my friends somehow,
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so you might as well come out!
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(Curtis)It's not a trap, Todd,put down the really bigshotgun.
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Curtis, I know Len's
telling you what to say!
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(Hannah)We're so wasted.
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I know, Hannah!
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(Curtis) Come further
into the room, Todd.
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Further into the trap, you mean.
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(Curtis) There's cake- Ow!
She bit me.
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(Jenny)There's
no cake,Todd!
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(Curtis) Shut up!
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(Curtis) Jenny wants all
the cake for herself.
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(Curtis) It is your favourite kind.
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Really, Len, what's my
favourite kind of cake?
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(indiscerniblewhispering)
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(Curtis) Hey, Todd,
we found something.
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(Curtis) Further in the Chessasium.
Past the cake.
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(Len)Now!
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Nice trap, chess nerd!
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That wasn't the trap.
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You're pure evil, Todd Smith.
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Looks like you're the evil
one from where I'm standing!
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Evil is your destiny.
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You will bring evil to this world
whether you like to or not.
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Curtis.
Kill her.
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Yes, kill me, Curtis.
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No, you idiot.
He means me.
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(Todd)Curtis,
don't do it!
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Surrender or your girlfriend is
gonna get her throat sliced.
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We're just friends.
Just friends.
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Perfect. Now we're going to teach
the pure evil one a lesson.
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I'm not the pure evil one!
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Hannah, Curtis, you guys know I'm
not the pure evil one, right?
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I've seen your future.
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And I'm evil?
In the future.
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You are the future, and
it's awful.
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Tie him up!
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Hey!
You said you'd let her go!
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No, I said she wouldn't
get her throat sliced.
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Check mate.
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The voice is the truth!
(Truth!)
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The book is the light.
(Light!)
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The light has a voice.
(Voice!)
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The voice is the truth.
(Truth!)
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The book is the light.
(Light!)
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The light has a voice.
(Voice!)
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The voice is the truth.
(Truth!)
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I have seen the future.
Behold.
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The future of the pure evil one.
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(Todd laughing maniacally)
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Don't believe him, Todd!
It's just some sort of bad trick!
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(Todd laughing maniacally)
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What if he's right, Jenny?
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(Len)Then I'm going
tosave the world!
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I guess this is...
checkmate!
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You already used that one, asshole!
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How 'bout this?
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DIE, TODD SMITH!
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Checkmate.
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I thought that would
get a bigger response.
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Len Bergman has the book!
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No shit.
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Not anymore he don't...
Okay, move it, people!
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Do you want a piece of this?
HUH?
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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
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(Curtis) What happened?
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The usual.
You and Hannah were hypnotized
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and then you tried to kill me.
Then you tried to kill Jenny.
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Then Len Bergman showed us a vision of
the future where I destroy everything.
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Oh, that last part's new.
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I've got the book.
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(Len) AHHHH!
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(heavy metal music playing)
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I will make you mine!
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The book is the light!
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The light has a voice.
And that voice is the truth!
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The book is the light! The light has a voice!
The voice is the truth!
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Go fuck yourself!
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Can't... Your mind...
Too much... Chaos.
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AHHHHH!
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That's right, chesswad, I can't hold
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a single thought for
more than one second.
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AHHHHHHHH!
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SPLAT!
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(Todd)Yeah,
that's right!
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You're good at flying away,
you chicken shit book!
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Did I save the school?
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I'm starting to think that
the school can't be saved.
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Huh. Oh, wow.
That, uh, Len.
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He's a total nut job, right?
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00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,354
Yeah.
Nut job.
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(Todd)I mean, all that
stuffabout pure evil.
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Total bullshit right?
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Yeah.
Total bullshit.
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00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,857
(Atticus) Oh, movie night.
What are we watching?
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(Hannah) Jenny found this
film in a time capsule.
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(Curtis) Right before we
knocked her unconscious.
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Sorry about that, it won't
happen again. I hope.
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It's okay.
I think we're ready. Lights.
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00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,028
Hey, thanks for saving the day, Mr.
Murphy.
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You would have done the same for me.
Right?
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Maybe I was wrong about you.
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00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,614
(Atticus) How so?
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I thought you were a Satanist.
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(all laughing)
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Hello, I'm Atticus Murphy Senior.
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And if you love Satan
like I love Satan,
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00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:43,203
then Crowley Heights
is the place for you.
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Fifty years agoCrowley
Heightswas founded by
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Satanists fleeing persecutionfor
their misunderstoodbeliefs.
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Today, it's a thriving community.
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The perfect place to raise a family,
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start a new business, or
carry out the dark lord's
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darkest desires without fearof
humiliationor recrimination.
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As if that wasn't enough,it's also currently home
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of the Book of Pure Evil.
And everyone knows,
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where the Book of Pure Evil goes,
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the pure evil one can't be far behind.
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A new millennium of evilwill soon be upon us,
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don't you wantyour
children tobe part of it?
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I know I do.
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(Atticus Senior)Hail, Satan!
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(all people in video) Hail Satan!
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Well... fuck me.
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That was your father!
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(Hannah) That baby was you!
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00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:37,787
That baby looks nothing like me.
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00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:41,428
Yes, he is my father, and a Satanist,
but I haven't seen him in years.
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(Curtis)I saw you with
himat the retirement home!
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I dropped by to say
hello, he's all alone.
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He was surrounded by other Satanists.
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And he said to destroy us
if we got in your way.
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00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,473
Yeah but you didn't hear the
rest of the conversation.
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00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,719
Okay, where I said now I'm a gang
member, and being a gang member
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is more important to me
than being a Satanist.
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(Hannah) My trust in authority
has been shattered.
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00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:04,096
For the record, I never
trusted you, Atticus!
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00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,510
I bet you're the reason for
my father's disappearance!
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Kids!
It's me, Atticus.
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Sure I may have deceived you,
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00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:14,672
I, I spied on you and perhaps
turned the other way
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when you were in mortal danger,
but, I'm a gang member.
335
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,101
Not anymore.
336
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,590
What if I am pure evil?
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Then I'll be the pure
evil guy's best friend.
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And that doesn't bother you?
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00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:53,823
Todd, this year has been awesome.
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00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,065
We've been kicking major
ass, we're hanging out
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00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,995
with two chicks we
never would have met
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00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,979
if it wasn't for the book.
And yeah, we've lost some battles
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00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:03,583
and sure it's been scary
at times, but dude,
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I wouldn't change a second of it.
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00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:09,524
You don't get it, Curtis.
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If I'm the pure evil one, I'm
going to destroy the world.
347
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,526
I'm responsible!
Not you, ME.
348
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:19,107
Just because Len says you are,
doesn't mean you are, dude.
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Doesn't mean I'm not.
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Todd?
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(Todd)Can't hear you,I've got my headphones on.
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It's time...
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