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I really don't understand this one.
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What's not to understand?
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That idiot used the book.
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Maybe we shouldn't
jump to conclusions.
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(Jenny)Curtis has
beenturned to stone
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(Jenny)and he's holdingthe book of pure evil.
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Do you know anything about this, Todd?
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No, why would I know
anything about this?
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So Curtis used the book
for some unknown reason
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and as a consequence he's
been turned to stone?
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(Hannah)Why did
he usethe book?
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Isn't it obvious?
He wanted to be permanently stoned.
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That doesn't follow the
paradigm of the book.
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If he used the book shouldn't there be
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a negative effect on the
rest of the school?
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Okay, whatever, let's
get him outta here
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before someone pisses on him.
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Ugh, okay-- Before someone
else pisses on him.
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Adriano_CSI
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, we need to figure out
how Curtis got the book.
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Who's the last person
to see him pre-statue?
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Well, I did see Curtis earlier today
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when he was normal
walky, talky Curtis.
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What were you guys talking about?
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I'd love to tell you, but
under guidance counselor
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student rules of confidentiality,
I can't talk about it.
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But I can show you.
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Oh, this isn't right.
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These kids come to you for private
guidance and you film them?
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Show me the sign in here that says
I don't videotape these sessions.
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And that makes it okay?
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You can do a horrible thing
because you said you wouldn't?
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It's just for my private records,
nobody sees it but me.
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And the A/V club, I
suppose, they edit it.
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The A/V club.
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I've got five cameras, I can't
edit all this footage by myself.
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Is it as tiny as this pencil eraser?
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Dude, my friend's penis is small,
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we don't need to know how small.
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Is it as small as this baby carrot?
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Hey, maybe I should go
talk to somebody else.
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(Atticus) No, I'm here for you.
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'Cause you're here?
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No, you're not alone in having a penis
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as small as this staple remover.
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I told you that this isn't about me.
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And for the record,my penis is the sizeof three of thosestaple removers.
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Two and a half.
Somewhere between two and a half
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and three stapleremovers in length.
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You know what?
Uh, forget it,
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I'm just gonna talk to Bailey myself.
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Okay.
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Bailey, huh. I completely missed
that the first time around.
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He must be referring to Bailey
Morris, the school bully.
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Something to do with that
incident this morning
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between Curtis, Bailey--
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And YOU.
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Sit down.
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Is this about the picture
that you sent me?
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Oh, that was from you, gross.
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There were pictures?
Gross pictures?
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Spill it out, Todd,
there might be a clue.
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Yeah...maybe.
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(Bailey)Hold him still.
Okay, wait wait.Hold him still.
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I have a messagefor him
frombeyond the grave.
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(Todd)This guymakes me sick.
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Listen carefully to
what the spirits say.
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What?
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I think his dead grandmother's
trying to tell him something.
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My grandmother's not even dead!
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Man, I can't watch this.
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I can't not watch this.
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There's a kind of genius at work here.
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Yes, I can feel the message building,
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coming through from the other side.
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(Curtis)Anybody can just
fartin somebody's face.
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Why's he dressing it up like
a message from beyond death?
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(Curtis)He really
goesthe extra mile.
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(jock)Uh oh!
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I've got an idea.
Get your cellphone out.
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(Todd) I want you to take a picture.
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Grab him! His granny's not
done talkin' to him yet!
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(Curtis) What am I
taking a picture of?
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(Todd) You'll know when you see it.
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Ha ha ha, ha ha!
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(Todd)Holy shit!
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You two are dead!
Dead!
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What?
He said we were dead.
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Not I'm gonna turn you
guys into statues.
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It's still motive though.
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There is more motive, right, Todd?
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I might have motivated him...
a bit more.
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Awww, man.
It's practically nonexistent.
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Is that tiny?
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Dude, that is beyond tiny.
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Hey, what did you do?
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I just sent that photo
to everybody in school.
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You're gonna humiliate him?
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That's the plan.
Total humili-nilation.
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Which means that either
Bailey will find the book,
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or the the book will find him.
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Don't you feel bad about
using Bailey as book bait?
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Maybe he's a bully because
he feels inadequate.
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We should be telling him it's
oka y to have a small penis.
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Not set the powers
of pure evil on him.
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Dude, it's totally not okay
to have a small penis.
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What?
I didn't make the rules!
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(Atticus)What'd you label
it,I'm not seeing it?
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Uh, Bailey Morris' small penis.
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Oh yes, there it is.
Oh my god...
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You gotta blow it up just to
see anything at all! Ha ha ha!
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Anyway, Curtis must have tried
to get the book from Bailey
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and then, I dunno, Bailey must have
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somehow, turned Curtis into stone.
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And where were you when
all this happened? Todd?
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So tiny.
He he he he he.
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You got stoned and forgot
your whole plan, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Now your best friend is a statue!
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Yeah but that wasn't part of the plan.
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This is why you're not in charge.
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Could we get off me and
back onto Curtis please?
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Right, let's just find Bailey.
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How's it hanging, Tiny?
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Sweet pictures, Tiny, seriously.
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How's your teenie weenie peenie?
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(student)You must needa
magnifying glass tojerk off!
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Show us your baby dick!
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You know, it's not
nice to bully someone,
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even if that someone is a bully.
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Bullies are people, too.
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We have feelings, you know?
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We just express themdifferently.
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Usually by wailing on someone.
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All I ask is that you show me the
respect that I didn't show you.
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Okay?
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Baby dick!
Baby dick!
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I'll show you baby dick!
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(gasps and screams)
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(screams)
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Let's change
into our gym clothes.
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There's no time,
something's happening.
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I know that's what we normally do,
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then I get blood on my good clothes.
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I'd rather get blood
on my gym clothes.
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You're serious?
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Yeah, I'm serious. Blood
washes out of cheap cotton fabric....
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it doesn't wash out of lace.
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Well...
these pants did cost $35.
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(screams)
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See! There's more freedom
of movement, right?
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I feel like I'm dressed for speed.
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It's spreading.
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Dude. Whoa, easy.
Tell us what you saw man.
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Todd, he's blind.
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Oh-- SORRY, DUDE!
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(Jenny)Aaron
,what happened?
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You wouldn't believe it.
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(Atticus) Oh, we'd
completely believe it.
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I heard them screaming,
and then nothing.
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But something rubbed past me, I felt it.
It touched me.
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It rubbed itself all over
me, it was horrible!
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It was rubbing and touching and
rubbing and touching, and--
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SLAP!
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What the fuck?
Somebody just slapped me!
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Oh, Mr. Murphy!
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SLAP!
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What the fuck!!!
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Todd told me to.
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Will you stop slapping
Aaron for five seconds?
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Aaron, forget them.
What touched you?
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It felt like a giant penis.
A giant, snaky penis.
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But, but that's impossible right?
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Dude, do you even
go to this school?
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- Hello?
- Atticus!
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Oh, it's you.
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Our patience with you is wearing thin.
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(Atticus)Yeah yeah yeah!
I've got the book!
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Relax, I'll be right there!
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Don't get your robe in a knot.
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Oh, hi, Todd.
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Are you trying to
chisel off Curtis' arm?
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Oh, it's his-- It's
his prosthetic arm.
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Oh my god, it's not.
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I'll leave you two alone.
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(screams)
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Hey dude. I know you can't
hear me but I just--
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I wanted to say I'm
really sorry about,
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well, sometimes I act
before I think, and just--
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it seems to like really
mess everything up.
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So, I'm sorry about what I said
about you having a small, you know.
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But if it makes you feel any better,
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I heard some chicks really like
guys with small, you know,
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as long as you're good with
your hands-- Well, hand--
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Um, but I mean you've
only got the one, right,
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so you're probably really,
really good with it.
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You know, kinda how like blind
people can hear really well.
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We met a blind guy today and he was
really cool, he wasn't creepy at all.
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Look, what I guess I'm
trying to say is,
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it's totally okay if you
have a small penis.
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Maybe we can pry the book
out of Curtis' arms.
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Tried that, didn't work.
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I think we should just wait here.
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How does waiting here help anything?
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Haven't you guys noticed?
Trouble always comes to us.
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We waste a lot of time running
around, looking for clues,
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but it always ends up finding us.
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I'm just suggesting that we
eliminate the running around part.
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Evil does seem to find us
faster than we find evil.
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So that's our plan.
To wait.
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?
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(screams)
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We all heard a scream, right?
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Uh huh.
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Mmmmhmm.
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And we're just going to--
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Ah, just wait for it.
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(screams)
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KNOCK-KNOCK
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(Bailey)Todd, are you in there?
You little shit!
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(Bailey)Do you
knowwhat you've done?
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(penis monster)GRRRRRR
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I guess I've got to go fight
Bailey's evil wang now.
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How are you going to do that
without getting turned to stone?
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(Hannah) I have an idea.
But, it might sound--
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Crazy!
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What? Every time she
says she has an idea
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she says it's gonna sound crazy.
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There, I've rigged up a set
of heat-vision goggles to
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enable Todd to navigate through the
halls without being turned to stone.
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Cape was his idea.
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Awesome!Do I look
likea super hero?
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You look like a pervert.
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Ah ha!
Super pervert.
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(Jenny)Anyone
seenAttiucs?
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He said he was following a lead.
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(Jenny)Well, we can'tkeep waiting for himso--
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Todd!
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Uh huh?
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Is this thing working?
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Yeah, I thinkI'm
gettingthe hang of it.
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It glows glowier whenever
there's more heat.
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(Jenny)Back off!
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You're gonna need this for the, um...
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Cool, so--
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(Jenny)Whoa, whoa--
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What am I supposed to do with this?
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I think it's pretty obvious.
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(Jenny) Don't tell me you
haven't figured that out.
250
00:13:55,296 --> 00:13:57,630
You have to cut off Bailey's penis.
251
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What?
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I thought I was gonnatalk some sense into it.
253
00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:07,948
When was the last time you talked
some sense into your own penis?
254
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,582
That's a good point.
255
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(ominous music plays)
256
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(ominous music plays)
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CRASH!
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Sorry, dude.
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00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,300
Todd!
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00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:42,804
Todd!
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00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:55,164
?
262
00:14:54,657 --> 00:14:56,692
Dude, you're huge.
263
00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:01,471
(Bailey) I didn't want to be
this huge, okay? Look at it.
264
00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:03,446
It'd split open a humpback whale.
265
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,316
You realize what I gotta do, right?
266
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,607
Talk some sense into it?
Tried that. Does not work.
267
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,846
Never does.
I gotta cut it off.
268
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:18,165
Oh jesus no, please not that, okay?
269
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:20,951
I swear to you, I will
keep this in my pants.
270
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,068
Dude, that thing can't
fit in your pants.
271
00:15:22,978 --> 00:15:25,012
Then I'll buy bigger pants, okay?
272
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,165
I'll shop at one of
those fat kid stores.
273
00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:29,075
We both know that's not
gonna work, Bailey.
274
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,496
It controls you,it has
a mindof it's own.
275
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,662
This thing doesn't control me, okay?
I control it.
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00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,727
(penis monster groans)
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00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:39,416
See? Ha ha!
278
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,297
WHACK!
279
00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:43,185
(Bailey struggles)
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Hello, Todd.
281
00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:52,344
That's your dick talkin' to me, right?
282
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,033
(penis monster)You and
Iare not so different.
283
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:01,381
(Todd)Yeah?
I'm not a giant dick.
284
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:04,018
Some may disagree with that,
but that's besides the point.
285
00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:16,684
?
286
00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,230
We are both connected to the book.
287
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:21,115
I am merely a servant, but you,
you could be it's master.
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00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:26,423
UGH!
289
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:28,240
(grunts/struggles)
290
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,264
Ha ha ha!
291
00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:32,147
AHHHHHH!
292
00:16:32,836 --> 00:16:34,903
(penis monster) Let's
see how you like it.
293
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,462
Bailey, your cock is killing me!
294
00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,678
AHHHHHHHH!
295
00:16:49,027 --> 00:16:51,828
Bailey is weak, he cannot control
the book's power, but you.
296
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:57,216
Embrace the evil, Todd, you have
power beyond my wildest dreams.
297
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:03,031
You'll be the king of kings,
the cock of all cocks.
298
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,040
Come on, you know you want it.
299
00:17:06,979 --> 00:17:09,548
I have a hard time believing
a giant talking dick.
300
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,269
Then you must die!
301
00:17:23,748 --> 00:17:25,816
Ha ha ha ha!
Dah! Ha ha ha!
302
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:29,734
Dah!
Ha ha ha!
303
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,216
Cut it off!
304
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:42,098
Let me get my--
305
00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,944
POOF!
306
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,481
(screams)
307
00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:11,576
It's so huge!
Ah-choo!
308
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:21,175
AHHHHHH!
309
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,569
Mr. Murphy!
310
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,418
AHHHHHH!
311
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,560
What's his problem?
312
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:43,551
(heavy metal music plays)
313
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:53,916
(heavy metal music plays)
314
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,014
Poor Bailey. No one deserves
that kind of punishment.
315
00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,431
AHHHHH!
316
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:14,347
Seems pretty poetic to me.
The bully gets
317
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,267
his terrorizing teenie
weenie cut off.
318
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,187
(Jenny) I applaud how
this one turned out.
319
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:21,575
Yeah, well the next time some
snotty cheerleaders' boobs
320
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:24,770
are turning everyone into paintings
and we have to cut her boobs off,
321
00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:29,661
and you are all like, oh it's a shame
we had to cut Lucy's boobs off,
322
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:32,600
and then me and Curtis will
be all yay for boob cutting.
323
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:35,342
Yay for boob cutting.
See how you like it.
324
00:19:35,226 --> 00:19:37,261
Okay.
325
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:42,352
Dude, seriously, it's so
good to have you back.
326
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:45,069
And don't worry, there's
nothing to be ashamed of.
327
00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:47,055
What do you mean?
328
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:49,038
You know, having a small penis.
329
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,621
I don't have a small penis.
330
00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:54,831
It's okay, dude, we all know.
331
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:58,768
And knowing is half the battle.
332
00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:03,119
(Atticus)Oh, I
have totake this.
333
00:20:05,692 --> 00:20:09,327
Man, I can't believe I had to battle
a giant, evil, talking penis.
334
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,480
What? It talked to you?
What did it say?
335
00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,384
Oh, you know, the usual cock talk.
336
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,168
Length versus gir,,
quality versus quantity,
337
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,084
how to master evil.
338
00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:21,038
What was that?
339
00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:23,456
How to master...bate.
And then I killed it.
340
00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:28,784
Hey Curtis, let's go smoke a J.
341
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,601
Cool.
342
00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:36,201
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