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Are those your dead parents?
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They sure don't look like they
were ground-breaking scientists.
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Frankly, Hannah, you should spend
so much time in the science lab.
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This is why you have no friends.
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Friends
areoverrated.
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I have one true love, and
that love is science.
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But science doesn't loveyou
Hannah,it doesn't even like you.
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It killed your parents.
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No offense Hannah, but you're twice as
reckless as they were with half the talent.
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Then I'll try harder,
I'll try much harder...
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don't see it happening, Hannah.
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We'll show them, orvil twelve.
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Fly free, little one.
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Shouldn't we be looking
for this book thingy?
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Are you kidding, man?
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I can barely find my feet.
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Sub by Adriano_CSI
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What do I gotta do to get
you to go out with me?
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Not gonna happen, Todd.
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Okay, since we're gonna be
spending a lot of time together
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looking for the book, can't
we just call that a date?
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Whatever gets you off, buddy.
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Guess who's dating Jenny?
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Awesome!
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Listen, we have to find the book
before it hurts anybody else.
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It's important that we keep
this our secret, okay?
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We don't want it getting
into the wrong hands.
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All right, I'm sureyou're
all excited aboutthis year's science fair.
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As you are well aware,you will be assignedpartners.
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Wanda winterbanksand Jasmine Madison.
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My
twobest students.
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I wasn't aware got extra
credit for sexual favours.
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And now ya are.
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Good luck, skank.
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You don't stand a chance against our
baking soda volcano, witchface.
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Jenny
kolinskiand Curtis Weaver.
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What the fu...
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Hannah b.
Williams and Todd Smith.
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Over here, Todd.
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Han-nah?
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Todd!
Over here, Todd.
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I bet there's something in here
that's better than a baking soda volcano.
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'Course it all depends
what you wanna study, too.
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Oh, what about this?
We can make a homunculus.
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Mr.
Farley likes teamwork.
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It's a meeting of the minds.
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Two working as one.
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In union.
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Together.
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Todd Smith, please
report tothe guidance office.
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We need to talkabout your recentemotional problems.
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In private.
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As your guidance counselor,
which is what I am,
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It's my job to
help you with your problems.
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What kind of problems?
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Let me think, how 'bout, when you
nearly destroyed the entire school
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during the battle of the
bands, kind of problems?
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You know, Todd, I used
to be a lot like you.
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Lost, angry, sexually confused.
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I'm not sexually confused.
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Let me put forth a purely
hypothetical situation.
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Let's say, I was you.
Okay?
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And let's say I, I dunno...
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found a book of pure evil.
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And, you think I have this
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'book of pure evil'...
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hypothetically.
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You know if I had thisbook I'd want
to give itto someone I trusted,
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someone who's guiding
me, counseling me...
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guidance counseling me.
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I don't know, what
you're talking about.
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Where's the book?
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I don't have it anymore!
We tried to destroy it,
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and it, it, it...it just got away!
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Wait, how do you know about the book?
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The hypothetica l book.
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You know what this sounds like to me?
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I think you made upthis book of
pure evil,this fantasy book,
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because you have a
delusional drug problem.
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If I was you I wouldn't mention
any of this to anybody.
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Word gets around, I would
have no choice but to
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institutionalize you with
the rest of the crazies.
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Big, horny crazies.
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Now, shoo, Todd, Mr.
Murphy has important business to do.
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You're not the only troubled
teen at crowley high.
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Yeah, the
boy doesn't have the book.
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Todd!
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Do you wanna meet up after school
to work on our science project?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Hey! Hey!
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Why the heck did you psychos
turn me onto that book?
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Oh!
So, you found it!
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Oh, I did more than find it!
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It possessed me and I nearly
killed the whole school!
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Tends to happen when you
use the book of pure evil.
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You knew there'd be
consequences, little dude.
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No, I didn't!
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You should have.
Loser.
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Look, dude, if you don't control that
book, it's gonna control you, man.
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But I don't even have it anymore.
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Just wait, little
dude, it'll come back.
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Just like German herpes.
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If you don't controlGerman
herpes,German herpes will control you.
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I have had it with you psychos
and your mystical bullspit.
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The bookis not my problem!
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He'll be back.
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Very good.
Very, ve ry good.
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What's your science project Hannah?
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I'm making a homunculus.
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A homunculus.
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You're making a homunculus?
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Hannah...
As not only your teacher,
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but a respected member of
the scientific community,
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i hope whereveryour parents
are right now,they can't see
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what an absolute fool
you're making of yourself.
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A homunculus!
Homunculus.
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What's a homunculus?
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I have no idea,but I'll
tell you girlsall about it over dinner.
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(Mr.
Farley)Homunculus!
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"Partem...Creatura...
Of meus...Votum!"
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Now, that's
what I callteamwork!
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Thanks, Mr.
Farley.
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Now. Come on!
I wanna seeyou two make out.
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You're drunk.
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You're not drunk enough.
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You wanna see my volcano?
It's ready to erupt!
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Oh, yeah...
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(Mr.
Farley)Who's there?
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You're too drunk.
Come on, Jasmine, let's go.
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He can never
performwhen he's drunk.
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Can you
believehe just said that?
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(Mr.
Farley) What a piece of trash.
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Homunculus, homunculus!!!
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No, homunculus, no!
Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
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Nnnnnoooooo!
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It has begun a new.
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What is going on, kids?
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Holy Jupiter trip!
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He's bleeding everywhere!
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Oh my gosh, he ruined our project!
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All the trees are broken.
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Yes?
Yes...
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Atticus, come
here immediately. Where are you?
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But... but I'm...
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Dude, I'm telling
you, he's totally...
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What the...
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we'll continue this
conversation later.
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We weren't having a conversation.
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Atticus,
are youon your way yet?!
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Todd, check it out...
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I think he's dead.
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Hi, Todd!
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Shoot!
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Apparently, Mr.
Farley slipped in a pool of his own blood
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After he carveda pentagramon his forehead.
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He fell right onto
thebaking soda volcano.
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But they didn't
cancelthe science fair,
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and thank God 'cause our project
turned out really great.
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You might wanna step back.
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'Cause it's gonna blow?
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Beat it, twerp.
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The pentagram on Mr.
Farley's forehead,
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it's the same as the cover
of the book of pure evil.
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So? Look, just because some
teacher carved a pentagram
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into his own forehead and then
slipped in his own blood,
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that doesn't mean it has anything
to do with the book, or with me.
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You must
followthe path of carnage.
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Where there's death,destruction
and chaos,there you will find the book.
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That's what I was doing
when you called me.
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I was at the scene of
death, destruction and chaos
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when you told me to get over here,
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just so you can tell me
to seek out the scene
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of death, destruction and
chaos, which is where I was.
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Control
yourself,atticus!
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The book of pure evilfeeds on uncontrollableemotions and fears.
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Highshool is the perfectenvironment for the bookto thrive.
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Do you know ofany
emotionally unstablestudents at crowley high?
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We're talking teenagers, they're
all emotionally unstable.
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If they weren't I wouldn't have a job,
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and then you'd be ship out of dock.
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Watch your tongue, atticus!
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Or, I'll cut it
out and make you e at it.
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Forgive me, your evilness.
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Be gone.
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Be gone.
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Always with the 'be gones'...
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No! No!
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Ha, ha ha ha.
Ha ha.Ooooh.
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Aw, yeah.
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Ooooh, Jenny.
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Todd?
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Jenny!
Phew!
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The science fair's about to
start, you got our project?
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Screw the science fair...
where's your idiot friend?
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I haven't seen Todd all day.
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Well, let's go find him.
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Hey, hey!
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Oh...
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hey, Jimmy, I was just
kinda, you know, hiding.
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What are you hiding from?
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Well, I'm kinda, like...
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avoiding a girl.
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What do you wanna do that for?
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Well, I had this dream, right,
and I was, like, quick and tiny,
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and I tried to kill her, and then
I had another dream where like
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I killed the science teacher and then
that dream came true, and then...
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I kinda feel like...
Like it's my fault or something?
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And if it is your fault what
are ya gonna do about it?
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Well, I'm scared that if I do anything
I'm just gonna make things worse.
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Look, doing something someti
mes makes things worse,
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but doing nothing alwaysmakes things worse.
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Okay, yeah, but what if
I put Jenny in danger?
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Dude, chicks love danger all right, and
dudes who aren't afraid to face it.
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And remember, if she's not in
danger, be sure to put her in danger.
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Put her in danger, got it.
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Oh, and don't forgetthe saving her part,all right?
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You do that, and it's
candy in the pants baby.
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Okay.
Thanks, Jimmy.
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All right!
I'm always here to help, buddy.
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Todd!
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I finished our science fair project.
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Yeah, that's totally great.
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Have you seen Jenny?
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What have you got there?
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Our science fair project.
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There you are!
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What the heck is that?
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Behold...
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the homunculus!
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Ahhhhhhhhh!
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That thing tried to
kill me last night.
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Ewwww.
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Holy crap that thing is ugly.
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Uh, it looks just like you, Todd.
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Ahhhhhhhhh!
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Eww www.
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Come here.
Come here.
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Get
the tiny Todd!
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Don't even think about it.
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Years of eating sprouts
have given me an iron grip.
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Ahhhhhhh!
It's peeing in my mouth!
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Eww www.
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I'll
save you, Todd!
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Where's the book?
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Where's what?
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The book! The book of pure
evil, you whiny little nerd!
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No, no no no no!
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You sent tiny Todd to kill Mr.
Farley.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Liar!
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I think she's telling the truth and can
we please stop calling it tiny Todd.
252
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Shut up.
253
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,819
And then, you sent it to kill me,
254
00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:37,346
because you're jealous that
Todd has a crush on me.
255
00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:40,390
I'm not jealous, I've
dedicated my life to science,
256
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,274
I don't have time for boys.
257
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,195
Then why does it look
like Todd, Hannah?
258
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,249
Does it?
259
00:15:46,774 --> 00:15:49,810
What if Hannah doesn't realize
she has a crush on Todd?
260
00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:55,006
What if this homunculus is acting
out what she really wants,
261
00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:57,040
but is too afraid to admit to herself?
262
00:15:57,145 --> 00:16:01,215
The homunculus is the personification
of her subconscious desires.
263
00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,208
Wow, that's why it looks like Todd.
264
00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:06,556
Don't we all want a little
Todd for ourselves?
265
00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:08,526
I have a plan.
266
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:12,012
It might be a little bit
dangerous for one of us.
267
00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:17,907
Now, I'm not gonna say who
it's gonna be dangerous for,
268
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:22,999
but no matterwho it is...
269
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,885
I promise I won't let
anything happen to you.
270
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,608
This plan su cks.
271
00:16:32,454 --> 00:16:35,990
And I don't see why I have
to be tied to this chair!
272
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,946
Just trust me and read
what's on the cards, okay?
273
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:45,167
Hi, Todd, do you want to work on our
science project today after school?
274
00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:47,795
I can't!
I've got a date with Jenny.
275
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:53,470
This isn't working!
276
00:16:53,453 --> 00:16:55,487
Just, uh, read the next card.
277
00:16:57,102 --> 00:17:02,140
Todd, why do you wanna spend quality
time with Jenny and not with me?
278
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:08,005
Jenny has a refreshing personality and
I admire all her great qualities.
279
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,551
Guys!
280
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,473
My neck's itchy!
281
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,394
Okay...
282
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,448
new plan.
283
00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:21,530
I can't hang out with you today,
284
00:17:21,463 --> 00:17:23,831
and spend quality time
with you, because
285
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,468
I'm gonna be spending
quanti ty time with Jenny.
286
00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:32,052
And we're gonna be making
out, in the parking lot.
287
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,407
A lot.
288
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:39,698
Guys?
289
00:17:39,677 --> 00:17:42,579
After we make outwe're going to getbuck naked.
290
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:48,230
And our buck naked bodies are gonna
wrap around each other like this.
291
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:51,286
And we're gonna, like
,start, like, doing it.
292
00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:54,494
And it's going to beall hot and sweatyand stinky.
293
00:17:54,786 --> 00:17:58,923
Then, she's gonna be like, 'oh,
yes, Todd, that's the best.'
294
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,912
And I'm gonna
be like,'oh, Jenny, '
295
00:18:01,892 --> 00:18:05,362
'I'm so glad I'm doing
youinstead of doing Hannah'.
296
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:08,039
Guys!
297
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:11,409
'Oh, yes, please don't stop,please don't stopdoing that to me!
298
00:18:11,495 --> 00:18:14,430
I like your boobs,
they feel squishy.
299
00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:18,148
I'm gonna be like,'oh yeah
,that's right Jenny'.
300
00:18:24,557 --> 00:18:27,458
'Squish them some more
while I do this to you'.
301
00:18:27,885 --> 00:18:30,353
'Oh' Jenny
,that's the best!'
302
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,153
'don't stop!
Hannah has glasses and she's weird'.
303
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:38,790
No. No. No!
Noooooo!
304
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,621
Goodbye, tiny Todd.
305
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:09,692
So, I guess my plan saved you
from mortal danger, huh?
306
00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:12,148
Is
that what you did?
307
00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:15,432
Yeah. Aren't you gonna,
you know?
308
00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:18,880
No, I don't kno
w, what do you want?
309
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,035
Candy in the pants?
310
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,432
I don't know what that means.
311
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,516
And even if I did, I'd
still be grossed out.
312
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,049
Do you guys
realizethat this creature's
313
00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:32,090
cellular structure has
no cohesive pattern?
314
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,974
If I could gather enough
research, I could write a...
315
00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:36,029
this is a waste of time!
316
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,945
We need to figure out where
the homunculus hid the book!
317
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:42,007
Why do you need to find
that book so badly?
318
00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:44,637
Because of my dad.
319
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,956
He's a journalist who
went missing last year
320
00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:49,427
and after he vanished I started
going through his stuff.
321
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,356
And I found this old
photo that he'd hidden.
322
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:00,741
It's the only clue I have to find him.
323
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,351
We'll help you find your dad Jenny.
324
00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:07,991
Hannah, we could
really use someone
325
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,094
with your science smarts in
our quest to vanquish evil.
326
00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:13,132
Really, I can be in your gang?
327
00:20:13,272 --> 00:20:15,139
We have a gang?
328
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,062
The book of pure evil gang.
329
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,983
'Til death do us part.
330
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,038
Yeah.
331
00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:23,784
Yeah!
332
00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:27,273
Ewww.
Curtis...
333
00:20:27,196 --> 00:20:29,230
What do we do now?
334
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:31,147
We make up team handshakes.
335
00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:33,068
Or, we decide
on our gang colours.
336
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:34,988
Yeah!!
337
00:20:34,975 --> 00:20:36,809
Or, maybe we
could look for clues.
338
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,834
Yeah, we could do that...
339
00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:43,434
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