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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:40,927 -[Man Shouting In Chinese] - [ Shouting In Unison ] 2 00:01:53,874 --> 00:01:56,536 [Shouting In Unison] 3 00:02:30,577 --> 00:02:32,670 §§ [Drums Pounding] 4 00:02:38,685 --> 00:02:41,677 §§ [Traditional Chinese] 5 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,787 All Hail the Princess! 6 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:50,544 Father, this is my husband-to-be? He's a toad. I will not marry him. 7 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:54,923 If the Emperor likes him so much, let the Emperor marry him. 8 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:03,602 [Woman] The princess nodded, and the frog said, 9 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:08,113 "That which you have promised, you must perform." 10 00:03:10,951 --> 00:03:13,613 Very good. Keep reading. 11 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,848 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 12 00:03:16,957 --> 00:03:22,122 " but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 13 00:03:22,229 --> 00:03:24,254 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 14 00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:29,097 where they lived happily ever after. " 15 00:03:29,203 --> 00:03:32,730 Happily ever after. 16 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,570 There's no such thing as " happily ever after." 17 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:40,309 Not for a real princess. 18 00:03:40,414 --> 00:03:44,077 The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog. 19 00:03:44,184 --> 00:03:47,483 My offer still stands. I will help you get to America. 20 00:03:47,588 --> 00:03:49,988 - [ Whispers ] America ? -[Princess] That's very kind. 21 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:52,081 [Man] But we're running out of time. 22 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:55,593 I know of a ship bound for America, but we must leave tonight. 23 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:58,597 - Leave tonight ? - We must hurry, Princess. 24 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:09,003 Hurry, Princess. 25 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,129 Princess! 26 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:20,926 You dare to stop me? -Your servant dares not! 27 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,984 Two months from today, at 12 noon, 28 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:41,113 you must bring 100,000 pieces of gold 29 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:46,159 to the Mission in Carson City, Nevada, 30 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:50,163 or the Princess will die. 31 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,000 Long live the Emperor! 32 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,169 The Emperor has decreed 33 00:04:56,254 --> 00:05:00,674 that his three bravest Imperial Guards 34 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:04,511 shall accompany the Royal Interpreter to America 35 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:09,766 to retrieve Princess Pei Pei 36 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:13,034 -[Captain] Mung Goo Hi. - [ Shouts ] 37 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,165 -Zhou Hei. - [ Shouts ] 38 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,470 - Chow Lu. - [ Shouts ] 39 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,817 Step forward! 40 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:41,006 Hail the Emperor for his faith in us! 41 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,134 Chon Wang, what do you think you're doing? 42 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:49,348 It is my fault the Princess got away. And my duty to bing her back. 43 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,517 Out of the question. -Captain... 44 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:56,063 I am an old man and Wang is my only nephew. 45 00:05:56,147 --> 00:06:01,818 Perhaps you would allow him to accompany me. He will carry the bags. 46 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:06,782 Very well. Perhaps the foreign devils will rid us of him. 47 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:12,913 Come with me and swear to this royal task! 48 00:06:45,231 --> 00:06:48,564 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. 49 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:51,796 Okay. Great. Great. Okay. 50 00:06:51,904 --> 00:06:54,600 Come here. Look at this. Spent a lot of time on this. 51 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,971 Now, pay attention, 'cause I don't want any mistakes. 52 00:06:57,076 --> 00:06:59,510 Now, I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses. 53 00:06:59,612 --> 00:07:01,842 We meet at this vector. The only variable is the wind. 54 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:05,144 - Technically, if you travel over here on the horses-- - Is this the train ? 55 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:21,531 All right. We're just gonna wing it... like we always do. 56 00:07:21,634 --> 00:07:23,602 - [ Chuckles ] - Ride down, jump on the train, 57 00:07:23,703 --> 00:07:26,501 hoorah the money, head back to the cathouse, all right ? 58 00:07:26,605 --> 00:07:30,200 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go ! 59 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:33,176 You okay ? Nervous ? It's all right to be nervous when you're new. 60 00:07:33,279 --> 00:07:35,645 You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you. 61 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:38,717 All you gotta do is follow my lead. All right, look alive, outlaws ! 62 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:41,309 [ All Whooping ] 63 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:49,060 [Wang Reading] "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 64 00:07:49,161 --> 00:07:53,222 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 65 00:07:53,332 --> 00:07:55,857 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 66 00:07:55,968 --> 00:07:59,995 where they lived happily ever after. " 67 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:06,745 [ Chattering, Indistinct ] 68 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,675 Reach for the sky, ladies and gentlemen ! 69 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:15,413 Touch that gun and I'll blow your god damn head off! 70 00:08:15,521 --> 00:08:18,513 What are you doin' ? I sorta like to be the only guy that talks, Wallace. 71 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:20,854 - All right. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. Good. 72 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,394 Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go. 73 00:08:23,496 --> 00:08:25,726 Why is the new guy talking ? Where did you get this guy ? 74 00:08:25,831 --> 00:08:28,891 You know I'm the only one who talks. Okay, everybody keep calm. 75 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:31,231 [Wallace] You think you're gonna shoot me ? Is that right ? 76 00:08:31,337 --> 00:08:33,931 What you got right in here ? Yeah, you got this gun ? 77 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,030 You think you're gonna do something with that gun ? 78 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,508 Come on, Lady Bird. You got anything in here besides yarn ? 79 00:08:38,611 --> 00:08:42,012 -[Wallace] You got it out for me ! - Hey ! 80 00:08:42,114 --> 00:08:44,548 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 81 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,948 Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women. 82 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:49,885 Get over here. Take that side. 83 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:53,117 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 84 00:08:53,225 --> 00:08:56,524 I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. 85 00:08:57,997 --> 00:09:00,522 First time you've seen an outlaw ? 86 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:03,193 Scared ? Kind of excited too ? 87 00:09:03,302 --> 00:09:05,862 All mixed up ? Yeah. 88 00:09:08,073 --> 00:09:11,065 Last train we robbed, we were naked, it was so hot out. 89 00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:13,236 Yeah, it was somethin'. 90 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,643 [ Sighs ] 91 00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:17,739 Yeah, it's got my initials right there. 92 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:22,219 - [Men Shouting] - What are you lookin' at ? 93 00:09:22,321 --> 00:09:24,084 - [Woman Screams] - [ Screams ] 94 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:27,125 Wait ! Stop ! Where did you get this guy ? 95 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:30,286 - Texas. - Texas ? Are you insane ? 96 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:32,728 Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't understand what we're doing here. 97 00:09:32,832 --> 00:09:36,632 Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, come here, come here. Sit down. 98 00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:38,396 - Excuse me. [ Speaking Chinese ] - Sir, sit down. 99 00:09:38,504 --> 00:09:41,940 [Gunshot] 100 00:09:46,745 --> 00:09:51,011 - What happened ? Wallace, what are you doing ? - I'm just wingin' it. 101 00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,812 No ! That's not how we wing it ! 102 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:56,615 No more winging it ! Stop ! Come on, Big 'Un. 103 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,589 - You've lost your "winging it" privileges. - Damn. 104 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:01,091 Damn ! 105 00:10:32,992 --> 00:10:35,051 [Speaking Chinese] 106 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:14,029 Where is my Uncle? 107 00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:43,726 Who killed my uncle ? Who did this ? 108 00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:09,324 [ Yells ] 109 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,731 Give me the dynamite. Give me the dynamite. 110 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:19,235 No, no, no, no. You stay here. You don't get to come. 111 00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:23,104 - Keep an eye on Wing Nut. - Hey, Blue, looky here ! 112 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,122 Okay. 113 00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:44,924 - Who killed my uncle ? - What the hell is this, the Orient Express ? 114 00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,924 - Get him ! - Come here ! 115 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,799 [Gunfire Continues] 116 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:35,238 [Gunfire Continues] 117 00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:38,748 Wh-- Hey ! The safe's getting ready to blow ! 118 00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:42,412 Get ready to reap the fruits of our labor. 119 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,887 Move it! Let's go ! 120 00:13:15,988 --> 00:13:19,651 Roy, you just blew the shit out of our fruits. 121 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,865 Oh, shit. [ Grunts ] 122 00:13:33,839 --> 00:13:36,706 We got a Chinaman to catch. 123 00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:43,743 Stop ! Stop ! 124 00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:50,147 Stop ! Stop ! Turn around ! 125 00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:53,156 Turn around ! 126 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,429 - [ Cocks Pistol ] - What the-- 127 00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:02,594 - Who are you ? - [Wallace] Hey, Roy ! 128 00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:05,761 Don't you worry about a thing ! I got you covered ! 129 00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:07,862 - [ Whoops ] - No ! 130 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,771 - No ! - [ Yells ] 131 00:14:17,182 --> 00:14:20,015 Roll, baby, roll ! 132 00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:47,136 [ Chuckling ] 133 00:14:47,246 --> 00:14:51,410 [Wallace] Reach for the sky, O'Bannon ! It's my gang now! 134 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,293 [ Horse Whinnies ] 135 00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:18,075 I don't understand. 136 00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:20,940 You said your friend had a large estate. 137 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,139 He does. 138 00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:26,274 - What exactly does he do ? - Well, you could say. .. 139 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,478 he's a philanthropist. 140 00:15:28,587 --> 00:15:32,079 He helps Chinese immigrants get back on their feet. 141 00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:13,122 Welcome to America, Princess. 142 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,624 Lo Fong. 143 00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:20,394 Forgive me if I do not bow. 144 00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:24,032 Calvin, this man is a trai-- 145 00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:26,201 Traitor. 146 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:29,906 [ Scoffs ] Why ? Because he ran away from the Forbidden City ? 147 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,848 [ Grunts ] 148 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,723 Your reward is on the table, Mr. Andrews. 149 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,436 Well, now you're gonna have to double it, or I'm gonna kill her. 150 00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:06,249 One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews -- 151 00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,842 [ Slurps ] 152 00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:11,184 Aah ! [ Grunts ] 153 00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:15,055 - We do not renegotiate. - [ Choking ] 154 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,290 [Body Hits Floor] 155 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,268 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, 156 00:17:33,245 --> 00:17:35,236 you're wrong. 157 00:17:36,648 --> 00:17:39,139 It was just like a nightmare. 158 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,718 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 159 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:47,383 My gang left me in the desert. I felt like all the other cowboys hated my guts. 160 00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:50,893 Everyone was-- I just missed you. I missed all of you. 161 00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:53,624 [ All ] We missed you too, Roy. 162 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,996 I think it's medication time. 163 00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,335 Come here, devil woman. 164 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:05,738 Oh. Mmm. 165 00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:08,642 Oh ! Ooh, that's naughty. 166 00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:11,978 Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that. 167 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,449 Ow, ow. Careful. Ow. 168 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,952 Ow. Aaaah ! 169 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,320 [ Screaming ] 170 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:27,255 Holy crap ! The vultures are eating my head! 171 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,697 Aaaah ! Aaaah ! 172 00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:33,669 Help ! Help ! My gang buried me ! 173 00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:36,502 They left me for dead! 174 00:18:36,608 --> 00:18:38,974 Ooh ! Ooh. 175 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:42,877 Oh, thank heavens. I thought you were a mirage. 176 00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:46,439 - Oh, come on. Water. - You. 177 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,022 - You killed my uncle ! - Bull ! 178 00:18:53,124 --> 00:18:55,388 That was Wallace all the way. 179 00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:59,020 - He was one of your bandits. - He wasn't part of my gang. 180 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:02,896 He was a new guy. He's crazy as a road lizard. 181 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:06,698 - You deserve to die. - Hold on a second. 182 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,239 You know what no one's saying here ? 183 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:12,468 I had a chance to kill you on that train, and I chose not to. 184 00:19:12,577 --> 00:19:15,375 'Cause I'm not a barbarian. 185 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,972 - Hey ! Where are you going ? - Carson City. 186 00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:23,851 I'm closer to diggin' myself to China than you are to gettin' to Carson City. 187 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,923 - Hey ! - Which way ? 188 00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,255 Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you. 189 00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:34,521 -[Vulture Squawks] - Which way ? 190 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,863 You see the... mountains over there ? 191 00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:46,935 Carson City is on the other side. 192 00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:50,776 All right, dig me out. I kept my end of the bargain. 193 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,748 - Dig me out. -[Vulture Squawks] 194 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:58,287 Dig. 195 00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:03,224 Hey ! Hey ! 196 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,627 - Come on ! - Don't talk. Just dig. 197 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:09,859 [ Coughing ] 198 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,232 Aargh ! 199 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,477 [ Muttering ] 200 00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,140 [ Panting ] 201 00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:48,728 [ Whooping ] 202 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,069 [ Horse Whinnying ] 203 00:22:56,134 --> 00:22:58,796 [Whooping] 204 00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:06,304 [ Speaking Chinese ] 205 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,068 [ Whooping ] 206 00:23:49,854 --> 00:23:52,448 [ Groans ] 207 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,362 [ Screams ] 208 00:24:48,646 --> 00:24:50,637 Hey ! 209 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:38,786 Haven't I told you not to play on Crow Land? 210 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,122 Sorry, Father. 211 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:48,045 He defeated six Crow... with his bare hands! 212 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:54,760 Why is he wearing a dress? 213 00:25:57,747 --> 00:26:00,272 - §§ [ Tribal Drums ] - [ Chanting ] 214 00:26:07,824 --> 00:26:09,883 [Whooping] 215 00:26:20,737 --> 00:26:24,935 [ Speaking Slowly ] Where is Carson City ? 216 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,425 I still don't know what the hell he's talking about. 217 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:38,637 Pass him the peace pipe, maybe that will shut him up. 218 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,266 This is some pretty powerful shit. 219 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:08,235 - How. - How. 220 00:29:09,672 --> 00:29:11,469 - How. - How. 221 00:29:11,574 --> 00:29:14,000 - How. How. How. How. - How. 222 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:20,340 Daughter. Husbands like Man-Who-Fights-In-Dress... 223 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,593 Don't come along every day. 224 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:27,097 It's your duty to watch over him. -Yes, Father. 225 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:50,954 He did not complain last night. 226 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:12,768 Little Feather, bring the wedding gift. 227 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:30,410 Don't worry --it could be worse. At least he's not a white guy. 228 00:30:50,172 --> 00:30:53,539 I thought you might be hungry. 229 00:30:53,642 --> 00:30:56,338 - [ Speaking Chinese ] - [Dishes Clatter] 230 00:30:58,313 --> 00:31:02,750 -You were wrong. -You would find me a much better host... 231 00:31:02,851 --> 00:31:05,877 if we could come to some sort of an arrangement. 232 00:31:08,891 --> 00:31:11,291 An arrangement ? 233 00:31:11,393 --> 00:31:14,590 Like the one you have with the slaves working on this railroad ? 234 00:31:16,698 --> 00:31:19,633 These people are free to leave. 235 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,263 What do you want with me ? 236 00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:29,042 Once I have the emperor's gold, my work will be complete. 237 00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:35,940 Princess. 238 00:31:39,154 --> 00:31:41,247 I think it is time for you to be among your people. 239 00:31:48,897 --> 00:31:51,991 They don't look like any injuns I ever seen, Jedediah. 240 00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:55,399 That's because they're not injuns, woman ! They're Jews ! 241 00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:49,889 [ Chickens Clucking ] 242 00:32:57,232 --> 00:32:59,996 §§ [Honky-Tonk Piano] 243 00:33:06,908 --> 00:33:09,001 [Men Laughing] 244 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,388 You, stay. 245 00:33:23,758 --> 00:33:26,090 [ Popping Sound ] 246 00:33:26,194 --> 00:33:28,492 [ Clicking Sounds ] 247 00:33:28,596 --> 00:33:30,894 [ Groans ] 248 00:33:30,999 --> 00:33:33,763 [People Laughing] 249 00:33:37,805 --> 00:33:40,569 - [ Chattering ] -§§ [Continues] 250 00:33:51,152 --> 00:33:53,245 You guys, get a load of this. 251 00:33:53,354 --> 00:33:55,948 [Chattering Stops] 252 00:34:03,398 --> 00:34:08,631 - How. - [ All Laughing ] 253 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,241 Is this Carson City ? 254 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,417 No, this ain't Carson City, Chief. 255 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,081 You're gonna have to get your firewater somewhere else. 256 00:35:11,899 --> 00:35:14,959 [Man] All right, Roy, ante up. 257 00:35:21,709 --> 00:35:24,439 [People Laughing] 258 00:35:28,383 --> 00:35:32,342 - And stay out! - [ Whinnies ] 259 00:35:32,453 --> 00:35:34,648 [ Whinnies ] 260 00:35:34,756 --> 00:35:37,486 [ Clicking Sound ] 261 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:44,662 You bounce back fast, kimosabe. 262 00:35:53,675 --> 00:35:55,973 Ow. 263 00:35:56,077 --> 00:35:58,807 What are you doin' here ? I thought you were going to Carson City. 264 00:35:58,913 --> 00:36:02,144 You ! You gave me bad directions ! 265 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:05,413 No, I gave you wrong directions. 266 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,217 You want your toothpicks back ? 267 00:36:09,323 --> 00:36:12,656 - You got a lot of nerve, comin' in here with that-- - Give it back to me ! 268 00:36:22,804 --> 00:36:26,501 - Ain't that somethin' ? - [ Laughs ] 269 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:31,745 Take your hand off me. 270 00:36:38,319 --> 00:36:40,082 - Ohh ! - Ohh ! 271 00:36:43,057 --> 00:36:45,252 Hey, I just want to go to Carson City ! 272 00:36:45,359 --> 00:36:48,260 §§ [Rock] 273 00:37:19,894 --> 00:37:22,761 You're goin' for a ride ! 274 00:37:22,864 --> 00:37:25,799 Aaah ! Aaah ! 275 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,433 [ Chuckles ] 276 00:37:57,698 --> 00:38:00,132 No ! 277 00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:03,533 [Blows Landing] 278 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:10,142 Yes ! Yeah ! 279 00:38:12,313 --> 00:38:15,009 Yes ! Yes ! 280 00:38:15,116 --> 00:38:17,607 No ! No ! 281 00:38:17,718 --> 00:38:19,811 Sorry ! I'm sorry ! 282 00:38:19,921 --> 00:38:21,889 You ! [ Yells ] 283 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,991 [ Gunshot ] 284 00:38:39,674 --> 00:38:43,667 - Who in the hell started this ? - The Chinaman. 285 00:38:45,946 --> 00:38:48,312 [ Shouting I n Chinese ] 286 00:38:48,415 --> 00:38:51,179 Let me out ! Give me the book back ! 287 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:54,254 I have to go to Carson City to rescue the princess ! 288 00:38:54,355 --> 00:38:57,324 - You've got the wrong person ! I don't belong here ! - §§ [ Harmonica ] 289 00:38:57,424 --> 00:38:59,517 Hey ! [ Speaking Chinese ] 290 00:38:59,627 --> 00:39:02,596 Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's workin'. They're about to let you out. 291 00:39:02,696 --> 00:39:06,564 - Give me the book back ! - For cryin' out loud, just give him the book back, please. 292 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,862 - If it'll give us some peace and quiet-- Forget about it. - Open it up ! 293 00:39:08,969 --> 00:39:12,029 - They're not givin' you the book back. Drop the book. - I wasted enough time with you. 294 00:39:12,139 --> 00:39:15,597 - What ? You've wasted enough time with me ? What about me ? - Give me the book ! 295 00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:17,836 - Listen for a second. Stop ! - Give me the book ! Hey ! 296 00:39:17,945 --> 00:39:21,346 Listen ! Stop ! You're not in the East, okay ? 297 00:39:21,448 --> 00:39:25,248 You're not in China. This is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here, 298 00:39:25,352 --> 00:39:29,220 and you're closer to getting us hung than you are getting that book back, okay ? 299 00:39:30,858 --> 00:39:34,589 Now, just-- I like that. 300 00:39:34,695 --> 00:39:36,856 That's what I'm talking about. You're wound so tight. 301 00:39:36,964 --> 00:39:39,728 You're the most irritable guy I've ever been around. Just relax for a second. 302 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:42,768 Take ten minutes, and then you can go back to screaming, I promise. 303 00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:46,033 I'll join you. Okay, just relax for a second. 304 00:39:48,075 --> 00:39:50,407 Come on, sit down. 305 00:39:52,413 --> 00:39:54,881 Come on. 306 00:39:59,186 --> 00:40:02,155 Just relax. 307 00:40:02,256 --> 00:40:04,884 Is that relaxed ? 308 00:40:04,992 --> 00:40:08,553 You look sort of rigid there. 309 00:40:08,662 --> 00:40:10,789 You know what ? We got off on the wrong foot. 310 00:40:10,898 --> 00:40:14,231 Let's try to start again. 311 00:40:14,335 --> 00:40:16,963 Man, you sure can fight. 312 00:40:17,071 --> 00:40:19,266 I've never seen anything like that. [ Imitating Karate Yells ] 313 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:22,501 It was-- 314 00:40:22,609 --> 00:40:25,737 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 315 00:40:25,846 --> 00:40:28,906 You're not still mad about me pointin' you in the wrong direction, are you ? 316 00:40:29,016 --> 00:40:32,508 Come on. You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. 317 00:40:32,619 --> 00:40:36,180 Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges. I laugh about it. 318 00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:39,487 I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. 319 00:40:39,593 --> 00:40:43,927 Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me and the buzzards pickin 'at my head. 320 00:40:46,266 --> 00:40:49,758 You're a very silent man, aren't you ? 321 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:52,031 You weren't expecting to see old Roy in that bar, were you ? 322 00:40:52,139 --> 00:40:54,130 Be honest. Were you ? Huh ? 323 00:40:58,212 --> 00:41:00,180 Did you really use those chopsticks ? 324 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,545 You better believe it. 325 00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:06,847 Now you laugh. That's funny. I gotta remember that one. 326 00:41:06,954 --> 00:41:12,449 - So, who are you ? - I'm Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. 327 00:41:12,559 --> 00:41:14,993 China. 328 00:41:15,095 --> 00:41:19,498 - What's with the book ? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. 329 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,397 - Who ? - Princess Pei Pei. 330 00:41:21,502 --> 00:41:23,993 She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City. 331 00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:27,403 Forbidden City ? I like that, the Forbidden City. 332 00:41:27,508 --> 00:41:32,343 A princess kidnapped. It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead. 333 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,676 The emperor sent us to get her back. 334 00:41:34,782 --> 00:41:37,012 Us ? You mean your friends from the train ? 335 00:41:37,117 --> 00:41:42,180 They are also Imperial Guards. They have four days to bring the gold to Carson City. 336 00:41:42,289 --> 00:41:45,156 - What gold ? - The gold for the princess. 337 00:41:47,961 --> 00:41:50,156 The gold-- Was the gold on the train ? 338 00:41:50,264 --> 00:41:51,993 Yes. 339 00:41:56,870 --> 00:41:59,430 How much gold ? 340 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:02,998 One hundred thousand pieces. 341 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:07,274 Sir ? Sir ? Could you hand us that book, please ? 342 00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:09,611 Sir, there's been a mistake. He has-- 343 00:42:09,716 --> 00:42:12,048 Sir-- Yeah. 344 00:42:21,895 --> 00:42:25,456 We're gonna get that book, and we're gonna get you out of here. 345 00:42:25,566 --> 00:42:28,364 - You help me escape ? - Shh. Yes. 346 00:42:28,469 --> 00:42:31,438 - Why ? - Why ? I'm gonna tell you why. 347 00:42:31,538 --> 00:42:34,063 Because there are some things in this world that are just wrong, 348 00:42:34,174 --> 00:42:37,143 and stealing a princess is one of them. 349 00:42:37,244 --> 00:42:39,371 Yeah. That's wrong. 350 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,574 I'll tell you another thing. I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain. 351 00:42:42,683 --> 00:42:44,878 What was I thinking ? How much time did we waste there ? 352 00:42:44,985 --> 00:42:47,715 That was stupid. It wasn't funny. All right ? 353 00:42:47,821 --> 00:42:50,085 Now, sit tight and let me figure this out. 354 00:42:51,358 --> 00:42:53,656 All right, come on, Roy. 355 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,753 Maybe-- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then attack the guards when they come in. 356 00:42:57,865 --> 00:43:00,060 Okay, you mean the sick prisoner routine ? 357 00:43:00,167 --> 00:43:02,431 Yeah. Does that still work in China ? 358 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:04,504 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death. 359 00:43:07,207 --> 00:43:09,767 - I have another idea. - No, no, no, no, no. 360 00:43:09,877 --> 00:43:13,142 Here's how you help me. You stay on your side of the room, let me figure it out over here. 361 00:43:13,247 --> 00:43:15,442 Okay, you play over there. 362 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,749 Think. Think. What do we got here ? Oh, yeah. 363 00:43:21,855 --> 00:43:23,686 Okay. 364 00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:27,453 We got wood. We got a wall made out of wood. 365 00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,620 That's good. Oh, we got pillows. 366 00:43:32,466 --> 00:43:35,765 We got pillows, sheets. We got the sheets and the mattress. 367 00:43:35,869 --> 00:43:39,430 Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add it up, add it up. 368 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,475 What do we got ? What do we got ? 369 00:43:44,778 --> 00:43:46,973 What are you doing ? Stop ! Stop ! 370 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,207 - What are you doing ? - Shh. 371 00:43:49,316 --> 00:43:52,513 - Hold this for me. - No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it. 372 00:43:58,992 --> 00:44:01,722 I like your energy, but I'm not with you. 373 00:44:01,828 --> 00:44:05,457 - When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break. - I don't know what that means. 374 00:44:05,566 --> 00:44:07,830 And then-- 375 00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:14,672 Okay. And then what-- Then with the wet shirt, you-- 376 00:44:14,775 --> 00:44:18,074 You bend the bars. That's the pay-off. 377 00:44:18,178 --> 00:44:20,169 Don't waste my time with stuff like that, okay ? 378 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,805 A 2,000-year-old civilization, that's all you can come up with ? 379 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,316 Shame on you. Shame on you. 380 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:37,328 Come on. Stop, please. It's embarrassing. 381 00:44:41,134 --> 00:44:43,329 [ Metal Creaking ] 382 00:44:49,276 --> 00:44:51,870 - See ? I told you so. - No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break," 383 00:44:51,979 --> 00:44:54,004 not " Piss shirt bend bar." 384 00:44:55,782 --> 00:44:57,750 - Twist it. - Help. 385 00:44:57,851 --> 00:45:00,342 Okay, there. Get it. There you go. 386 00:45:02,055 --> 00:45:04,421 Just one more. Yeah. 387 00:45:04,524 --> 00:45:06,890 You're as strong as an ox ! Go ! You can do it ! 388 00:45:09,963 --> 00:45:12,363 There, you got it ! We're gettin' it ! 389 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,061 - Hold it for me. I'll get through. - Okay. 390 00:45:16,169 --> 00:45:18,569 No, no, no. You hold it and I'll go through. 391 00:45:24,911 --> 00:45:28,244 [ Groans ] No ! Not your hand ! Stop. 392 00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:31,407 - Hold it. - Adios, sucker. 393 00:45:31,518 --> 00:45:34,817 - What ? - I'm just kidding. Come on. Go. 394 00:45:34,921 --> 00:45:36,980 I wouldn't leave my old pal there. 395 00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:39,320 Go. Really squeeze. 396 00:45:41,928 --> 00:45:43,919 No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that. 397 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:48,099 Work your magic right here. 398 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:53,562 -Too dry. -What ? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go. 399 00:45:53,674 --> 00:45:56,575 I can't ! No more ! 400 00:45:56,677 --> 00:45:58,770 Ah, damn it. 401 00:45:58,879 --> 00:46:02,178 Come on out, little Roy. Work your magic. 402 00:46:05,085 --> 00:46:08,077 §§ [ Harmonica ] 403 00:46:08,188 --> 00:46:11,351 - Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 404 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:14,188 - Stop ! Don't look at me. - Relax ! 405 00:46:16,029 --> 00:46:18,088 - Relax. It'll come. - Thanks. 406 00:46:18,198 --> 00:46:21,099 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax ? 407 00:46:36,316 --> 00:46:38,716 Whoa ! 408 00:46:47,327 --> 00:46:50,353 Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns ! 409 00:46:59,773 --> 00:47:02,298 - Get my book ! - I got it ! 410 00:47:02,409 --> 00:47:06,038 Whoa, whoa. Wow, who's the pretty lady ? 411 00:47:06,146 --> 00:47:08,706 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country ? 412 00:47:08,815 --> 00:47:11,215 - Four days. - Nice work. 413 00:47:14,354 --> 00:47:16,754 Hello. 414 00:47:16,857 --> 00:47:19,325 Come on. Let's adios, partner. 415 00:47:19,426 --> 00:47:21,394 Hyah ! 416 00:47:26,366 --> 00:47:28,391 [Roy] Well, best of luck to you. 417 00:47:28,501 --> 00:47:32,870 - Guess this is what your people call sayonara. -§§ [Blows Harmonica] 418 00:47:32,972 --> 00:47:35,873 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 419 00:47:35,975 --> 00:47:38,000 You want me to, uh, give you a hand ? 420 00:47:38,111 --> 00:47:41,046 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 421 00:47:41,147 --> 00:47:43,741 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City. .. 422 00:47:43,850 --> 00:47:46,614 and rescue this princess ? 423 00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,586 [ Sighs ] Stop, stop, stop, stop. 424 00:47:51,524 --> 00:47:55,255 I can't take it any more. Watch me do it. 425 00:47:57,130 --> 00:48:00,258 Get it like this and you put it up high. 426 00:48:02,468 --> 00:48:05,562 See ? It'll drift back when you're riding. 427 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:13,235 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what ? 428 00:48:13,346 --> 00:48:15,644 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess " Pee Pee." 429 00:48:15,748 --> 00:48:18,444 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 430 00:48:18,551 --> 00:48:20,917 You don't know me very well, do you ? 431 00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:26,049 Tell you one thing-- I'd hate to think of an innocent member. .. 432 00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:28,150 of Chinese nobility suffering. 433 00:48:28,261 --> 00:48:30,991 Tell you that. 434 00:48:32,665 --> 00:48:36,066 You people believe in karma over there, right ? 435 00:48:36,169 --> 00:48:41,471 Well, I've been thinking. There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 436 00:48:41,574 --> 00:48:45,340 I've ridden with some terrible men-- just people I couldn't trust. 437 00:48:45,445 --> 00:48:47,777 But when I look at you, 438 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,340 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 439 00:48:52,452 --> 00:48:54,977 I can see it in your eyes. 440 00:48:56,456 --> 00:48:59,357 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 441 00:48:59,459 --> 00:49:02,792 - What's that ? - Chippichawa is nobility. 442 00:49:02,895 --> 00:49:05,921 And you have it in spades. 443 00:49:08,034 --> 00:49:11,936 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay ? 444 00:49:12,038 --> 00:49:14,700 [ Spits ] Shake on it. 445 00:49:14,807 --> 00:49:17,435 Why you spitting in your hand ? 446 00:49:17,543 --> 00:49:19,602 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 447 00:49:19,712 --> 00:49:22,374 - Come on. Let's go. - [ Spits ] 448 00:49:28,488 --> 00:49:30,513 This is gonna be a long journey. 449 00:49:34,961 --> 00:49:38,397 You boys take care now, you hear ? Shalom. 450 00:49:42,135 --> 00:49:46,504 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 451 00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:52,572 Yee-haw ! Goddamn ! 452 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:55,978 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. [ Laughs ] 453 00:49:56,082 --> 00:49:59,882 - Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. - Roy O'Bannon ? 454 00:49:59,986 --> 00:50:03,752 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 455 00:50:03,856 --> 00:50:09,385 He ain't dead. He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 456 00:50:09,495 --> 00:50:12,487 Shanghai Kid ? Roy got a new gang goin' ? 457 00:50:12,598 --> 00:50:16,227 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch ! 458 00:50:16,335 --> 00:50:19,202 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train ! 459 00:50:19,305 --> 00:50:22,900 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 460 00:50:23,009 --> 00:50:27,105 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look ? 461 00:50:27,213 --> 00:50:30,740 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 462 00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:33,717 Very dapper, red bandana. 463 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:36,414 Roy O'Bannon. 464 00:50:36,522 --> 00:50:39,457 - My name is Chon Wang. -John Wayne ? 465 00:50:39,559 --> 00:50:42,528 - Chon Wang. - [ Laughs ] 466 00:50:42,628 --> 00:50:44,858 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why ? 467 00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:47,194 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 468 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:51,361 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No ! 469 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:57,938 It doesn't look that bad, actually. 470 00:50:59,378 --> 00:51:01,812 Never touch my queue. 471 00:51:01,914 --> 00:51:04,280 That killed ! Ow. 472 00:51:04,383 --> 00:51:07,079 - We have to go to Carson City. - Okay. 473 00:51:07,186 --> 00:51:10,451 Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you some stuff. Come on. 474 00:51:11,991 --> 00:51:15,427 You just follow me. 475 00:51:15,528 --> 00:51:18,326 - What's that ? - Sensitivity. Increased reflexes. 476 00:51:18,431 --> 00:51:21,332 Now, these are guns. These can be your best friend or worst enemy. 477 00:51:21,434 --> 00:51:23,766 That's a spin in my left hand. That's a spin in my right hand. 478 00:51:23,870 --> 00:51:26,134 That's two spins. Now, here, I'm gonna let you hang onto this. 479 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,436 See ? Whoa. Be careful. Always be ready. Always be ready. 480 00:51:29,542 --> 00:51:31,908 Now, try to exhale for long-range shots, 481 00:51:32,011 --> 00:51:33,979 inhale for short-range. 482 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,945 All right, now cover up your ears, 'cause this could be loud. 483 00:51:36,048 --> 00:51:38,016 Cover up your ears. 484 00:51:51,631 --> 00:51:54,794 I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. 485 00:51:54,901 --> 00:51:58,268 You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. 486 00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:07,541 But if you ever shut that gate, I'll jump the fence. You'll never see me again. 487 00:52:21,327 --> 00:52:24,854 Thing about your husband-- and this is nothing against him, 488 00:52:24,964 --> 00:52:26,955 because I really like him-- 489 00:52:27,066 --> 00:52:29,398 he comes from a very male-dominated society. 490 00:52:29,502 --> 00:52:33,370 § Because I wanna be a cowboy, baby§ 491 00:52:33,472 --> 00:52:36,805 § With the top down and the sunshine shinin'§ 492 00:52:36,909 --> 00:52:39,469 § Cowboy, baby§ 493 00:52:39,579 --> 00:52:44,881 -§ West coast chillin ' with the Boon's wine§ -§ Gonna be a cowboy, baby§ 494 00:52:44,984 --> 00:52:47,976 § Ridin 'at night 'cause I sleep all day§ 495 00:52:48,087 --> 00:52:50,578 § Cowboy, baby§ 496 00:52:50,690 --> 00:52:54,023 § I can smell a pig from a mile away§ 497 00:52:56,929 --> 00:52:59,056 Let me put it this way-- 498 00:52:59,165 --> 00:53:01,258 my horse is definitely not my best friend. 499 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:05,362 § That's why they call me a cowboy, baby§ 500 00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:09,907 -§ With the top down and the sunshine shinin'§ -§ Cowboy, baby§§ 501 00:53:15,814 --> 00:53:18,146 Now, people start looking at you funny, 502 00:53:18,350 --> 00:53:20,511 all you gotta say is, " Howdy, partner." 503 00:53:20,619 --> 00:53:23,110 - Howdy, partner ? - Faster than that or people will think you're slow in the head. 504 00:53:23,221 --> 00:53:25,382 - Howdy, partner. - [Wang] Howdy, partner. 505 00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,857 -Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 506 00:53:31,296 --> 00:53:34,424 - Howdy, partner. -Just park it right there. 507 00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:37,759 It's not working. 508 00:53:37,869 --> 00:53:42,568 Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. Not very friendly today. 509 00:53:45,844 --> 00:53:48,938 - [ Grunts ] -John, what are you-- 510 00:53:49,047 --> 00:53:52,380 -John-- - Ow. Hurt. 511 00:53:52,484 --> 00:53:55,214 Okay. We gotta work on that. 512 00:53:56,555 --> 00:53:58,648 Here you go, John. Straighten up here. 513 00:53:58,757 --> 00:54:00,748 - Roy, it hurts so bad. - I know, John, 514 00:54:00,859 --> 00:54:03,384 but I'm not gonna walk with you if you walk like that. 515 00:54:03,495 --> 00:54:05,793 I'll be okay. 516 00:54:10,235 --> 00:54:13,830 - Hey, Roy. It's you. - Holy shit ! 517 00:54:13,939 --> 00:54:15,930 I'm a wanted man. Look at this ! 518 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:18,009 - Five hundred bucks ! That's a lot of money. - Let me see. 519 00:54:18,109 --> 00:54:21,237 - Nice picture. - Careful, careful. 520 00:54:21,346 --> 00:54:23,576 Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means ? 521 00:54:23,682 --> 00:54:25,809 - This will drive the girls crazy. - Really ? 522 00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:28,852 Yes, really. Come on, let's get a couple more of these. 523 00:54:28,954 --> 00:54:30,979 - It's not bad. - I'm wanted too ! 524 00:54:31,089 --> 00:54:34,581 - What ? - This. 525 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:37,025 Oh, come on. That's not right. 526 00:54:37,128 --> 00:54:39,153 I know. I'm not from Shanghai. 527 00:54:39,264 --> 00:54:41,289 No ! $1 ,000 for a sidekick ? 528 00:54:41,399 --> 00:54:44,027 - You gotta be kidding me. - Be careful. 529 00:54:44,135 --> 00:54:47,935 Justice system's all screwed up. 530 00:54:48,039 --> 00:54:52,305 Man can't even ride a horse, and that's a really cool nickname-- Shanghai Kid. 531 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:54,503 It's like, got a snap to it that-- 532 00:54:56,882 --> 00:55:00,545 Uh -oh, trouble. John, come here. Get over here. 533 00:55:01,887 --> 00:55:04,549 Tie 'em up over here, fellas. 534 00:55:09,628 --> 00:55:11,687 - What's going on ? - Shh. 535 00:55:11,796 --> 00:55:14,026 [Stammering] Oh. 536 00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:16,828 [Wang] Howdy, partner. 537 00:55:19,738 --> 00:55:22,832 Oh, my God, it's a posse. They can't be looking for us. 538 00:55:22,941 --> 00:55:26,468 - What's " posse" ? - Oh, I think they're passing us by. 539 00:55:26,578 --> 00:55:31,743 [ Sighs ] It looked like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer. 540 00:55:35,987 --> 00:55:40,356 Roy O'Bannon ! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef. 541 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,926 - Ohh ! - We know you're hidin 'in there. 542 00:55:43,028 --> 00:55:45,394 Oh, God, it is him. It is him. 543 00:55:45,497 --> 00:55:50,230 Why don't you throw down Your six-shooters and come out With your hands up. 544 00:55:50,335 --> 00:55:53,168 And that goes for the scum you're ridin' with too. 545 00:55:53,271 --> 00:55:56,570 - He won. - Roy, Roy, it's okay. 546 00:55:56,675 --> 00:55:59,576 No, it's not okay ! Stop ! You don't know this guy ! 547 00:55:59,678 --> 00:56:03,580 Let me talk to them. Remember, we have to save the princess. 548 00:56:03,682 --> 00:56:05,946 What are you doin' ? St-- 549 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,556 - Go easy, fellas. - Why are they shooting at me ? 550 00:56:12,657 --> 00:56:15,217 What happened to " Mr. Shanghai Kid" ? "Oh, I'm a wanted man" ? 551 00:56:15,327 --> 00:56:17,295 - Why ? - 'Cause you're an outlaw. 552 00:56:17,395 --> 00:56:20,193 - I am not an outlaw ! - Stop ! You're a bad guy ! 553 00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:24,462 - Look at that poster. What does that say ? - Drives girls crazy. 554 00:56:24,569 --> 00:56:26,799 Drives girls crazy ? Drives the posse crazy. 555 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:29,874 Makes them want to hang you, string you up, because you're a bad guy. 556 00:56:32,711 --> 00:56:37,307 - You got 20 seconds -- - Aw, God ! Give us a minute ! 557 00:56:37,415 --> 00:56:41,818 Go around back, gentlemen. Make sure he isn't trying to pull the saddle over our eyes. 558 00:56:43,355 --> 00:56:47,553 Remember, I want the Chinaman alive. 559 00:56:49,761 --> 00:56:51,092 I'm not a bad guy. 560 00:56:51,196 --> 00:56:53,494 You're a bad guy. You're with me, you're a bad guy. 561 00:56:56,901 --> 00:56:59,426 Hey, you put me in this situation ! 562 00:56:59,537 --> 00:57:02,472 - I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy ! - No ! We're both bad guys ! 563 00:57:02,574 --> 00:57:05,008 - No, only you're the bad guy ! You go out there and tell them ! - No ! 564 00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:08,273 - I'm not going out there ! You go out there ! - No, you have to go ! 565 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:11,577 [ Grunting ] 566 00:57:11,683 --> 00:57:14,516 - Did I just do that ? - Not bad. 567 00:57:14,619 --> 00:57:18,851 I don't know karate, but I know " karazy," and I will use it. 568 00:57:20,759 --> 00:57:22,750 -[Yelling, Shouting] -[Glass Shattering] 569 00:57:22,861 --> 00:57:25,295 What the hell is going on in there ? 570 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,199 You okay ? 571 00:57:39,310 --> 00:57:42,211 You just threw me through a window. 572 00:57:42,313 --> 00:57:44,645 You got that gold ? 573 00:57:44,749 --> 00:57:47,877 What ? Gold ? What gold ? 574 00:57:47,986 --> 00:57:49,977 Wrong answer. 575 00:57:50,088 --> 00:57:54,889 Wait. I'm-- I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed ! 576 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:57,359 No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't-- 577 00:57:57,462 --> 00:57:59,453 I'm unarmed! You can't shoot an unarmed man. 578 00:57:59,564 --> 00:58:02,965 - Don't worry. I help you. - No, John. No, no. 579 00:58:03,068 --> 00:58:05,366 John ! John-- 580 00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:09,406 Fight with honor. You will win. 581 00:58:09,507 --> 00:58:12,999 Are you frickin' insane? Is that what they teach you in Imperial Guard School? 582 00:58:13,111 --> 00:58:16,342 - What-- - Pick 'em up. 583 00:58:23,188 --> 00:58:26,680 - [ Whinnying ] - Well. 584 00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:29,726 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid. 585 00:58:29,828 --> 00:58:31,693 [Chuckling] 586 00:58:31,796 --> 00:58:35,391 How about we make the Kid dance ? 587 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:39,095 Oh, come on ! You can do better than that. 588 00:58:39,204 --> 00:58:41,195 [Gunfire Continues] 589 00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:45,872 You robbed the wrong train, son. 590 00:58:54,185 --> 00:58:57,382 - Look, Marshal, I think that if-- -Just shut up and put on your guns. 591 00:59:03,161 --> 00:59:05,129 [ Sighs ] 592 00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:08,222 This is serious, you know ? 593 00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:10,301 We don't come back from this. 594 00:59:10,401 --> 00:59:12,892 That's the general idea. 595 00:59:13,004 --> 00:59:17,065 [Gunfire Continues] 596 00:59:21,913 --> 00:59:23,972 [ Groans ] 597 00:59:27,552 --> 00:59:29,782 [ Clicking ] 598 00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:31,981 [ Grunting ] 599 00:59:34,526 --> 00:59:36,926 [ Screaming ] 600 00:59:37,028 --> 00:59:38,996 [Men Laughing] 601 01:00:27,879 --> 01:00:31,007 - What the hell you doin' ? - [ Exhales ] 602 01:00:34,485 --> 01:00:36,453 Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, son. 603 01:00:36,554 --> 01:00:40,388 Stop it ! I'm not gonna let you cheapen it. All right ? 604 01:00:40,491 --> 01:00:42,982 This is a duel. It's a sacred thing. 605 01:00:43,094 --> 01:00:45,892 It's beautiful. It's what separates us from the animals. 606 01:00:45,997 --> 01:00:49,194 - [ Chuckles ] - Oh, yeah. 607 01:00:51,336 --> 01:00:55,636 Whew ! I do not envy you. You ready ? 608 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,038 Why don't you turn and face me like a man ? 609 01:00:58,142 --> 01:01:01,202 Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way ? How about that ? 610 01:01:03,648 --> 01:01:07,140 [ Chuckling ] 611 01:01:07,252 --> 01:01:09,379 [Thinking] Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it. 612 01:01:09,487 --> 01:01:11,478 Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you. 613 01:01:19,998 --> 01:01:23,331 - One. - He's gonna blow you away. 614 01:01:23,434 --> 01:01:25,402 Come on, Roy. Don't think like that. 615 01:01:30,842 --> 01:01:32,434 Two. 616 01:01:32,543 --> 01:01:35,011 [Thinking] Oh, yeah. Be positive. 617 01:01:35,113 --> 01:01:37,775 Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet. 618 01:01:44,289 --> 01:01:46,519 - I'm about to die. -[Van Cleef] Three. 619 01:01:46,624 --> 01:01:48,455 Roy ! 620 01:01:50,662 --> 01:01:52,789 Duel's off! 621 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:58,135 -[Horse Whinnies] - Roy ! 622 01:01:58,236 --> 01:02:00,602 You blew it, John ! 623 01:02:00,705 --> 01:02:03,435 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel. 624 01:02:03,541 --> 01:02:07,875 I had him. That's what kills me. I had him ! I had him ! 625 01:02:07,979 --> 01:02:10,106 [ Shouting I n Chinese ] 626 01:02:15,353 --> 01:02:18,652 Now you know how it feels to haul you around in that sedan chair. 627 01:02:19,891 --> 01:02:21,882 I will never bow to you. 628 01:02:25,930 --> 01:02:28,262 Take a good look at these faces. 629 01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:32,230 If you attempt to escape, 630 01:02:32,337 --> 01:02:34,464 I will kill one worker every hour... 631 01:02:34,572 --> 01:02:36,733 - until you are found. - [ Grunts ] 632 01:02:43,448 --> 01:02:45,143 - Starting with this one. - [ Groans ] 633 01:02:54,025 --> 01:02:55,993 Do not let him see you suffer. 634 01:02:58,296 --> 01:03:00,287 I know who you are. 635 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:05,669 Please, tell no one. 636 01:03:05,770 --> 01:03:08,330 [Explosion] 637 01:03:08,506 --> 01:03:11,202 - You call this a special hideout ? -§§ [Piano] 638 01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:14,344 Yes, it is, John. 639 01:03:14,445 --> 01:03:16,879 It's also a good place to gather intelligence, 640 01:03:16,981 --> 01:03:20,849 'cause no one passes through Carson City without these people hearing about it. 641 01:03:20,952 --> 01:03:24,046 - Would you ask them about the princess - Yes, sir, I will. 642 01:03:24,155 --> 01:03:26,214 And I don't care how ugly it gets. 643 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:30,317 I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped everybody in there for information, okay ? 644 01:03:30,428 --> 01:03:33,556 -§§ [Continues] -[Chattering, Laughing] 645 01:03:33,664 --> 01:03:35,564 - Hi, Roy. - Roy. -[O'Bannon] Hello, ladies. 646 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,657 Make way for a couple of desperados. 647 01:03:37,768 --> 01:03:39,736 Nice to see you again, Mr. O'Bannon. 648 01:03:39,837 --> 01:03:41,805 - [O'Bannon] Greetings. Hello. - [Women] Roy. 649 01:03:43,741 --> 01:03:46,710 Oh, yeah, we're gonna get some information here. Trust me. 650 01:03:48,146 --> 01:03:50,137 This is not a proper hiding place. 651 01:03:50,248 --> 01:03:53,183 Oh, come on, John. Let's relax for a little bit. 652 01:03:53,284 --> 01:03:56,082 - Here, have a drink. - No. I wanna find the princess. 653 01:03:56,187 --> 01:04:01,386 So do I, but we can't exactly go door to door in Carson City looking for her. 654 01:04:01,492 --> 01:04:04,052 - Don't forget, we're wanted men. - Only because of you. 655 01:04:04,162 --> 01:04:06,494 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's my fault. 656 01:04:11,669 --> 01:04:14,399 So, what's the princess like ? 657 01:04:14,505 --> 01:04:16,564 John, what's the princess like ? Is she pretty ? 658 01:04:16,674 --> 01:04:20,075 - Is she a pain in the neck ? - You are not fit to talk about her. 659 01:04:20,178 --> 01:04:23,113 John, you better remember where you are. 660 01:04:23,214 --> 01:04:25,205 This is the West. It's not the East. 661 01:04:25,316 --> 01:04:28,114 - Remember ? - And the sun may rise where I come from-- 662 01:04:28,219 --> 01:04:30,210 Blah, blah, blah. I know. 663 01:04:30,321 --> 01:04:32,289 Good. You remember. 664 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:35,450 - Is she single ? Is she single ? - What ? 665 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,585 Is she married ? Is she available ? 666 01:04:37,695 --> 01:04:40,960 Only to a member of the Imperial family. 667 01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:47,762 Are you a member of the Imperial family ? I don't think so. 668 01:04:47,872 --> 01:04:51,933 Was that a joke, John ? That was a joke. 669 01:04:52,043 --> 01:04:55,604 John, that was your first joke. We gotta have a toast. Your first joke. 670 01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:58,546 - Yes. Yes. - No. 671 01:04:58,649 --> 01:05:00,708 Come on. Drink. 672 01:05:00,818 --> 01:05:02,786 -Just one. - Okay. 673 01:05:02,887 --> 01:05:05,151 But don't talk about the princess any more. 674 01:05:05,256 --> 01:05:07,986 Word of honor. 675 01:05:11,729 --> 01:05:14,721 Be fun to play a drinking game. 676 01:05:14,832 --> 01:05:17,323 - You know any Chinese drinking games ? - No. [ Coughing ] 677 01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:20,632 Every country has a drinking game. You must know one. 678 01:05:22,006 --> 01:05:23,974 Just one ? 679 01:05:26,944 --> 01:05:30,937 [ Speaking Nonsense Rapidly ] 680 01:05:43,594 --> 01:05:45,585 - Uno mas ? - Uno-- What ? 681 01:05:45,696 --> 01:05:48,096 - One more. Uno mas. - Okay. 682 01:05:50,368 --> 01:05:52,336 [Nonsense Continues] 683 01:06:01,779 --> 01:06:05,681 No ! I lost ? One more. 684 01:06:12,423 --> 01:06:14,391 Oh, no ! Oh, yeah ! 685 01:06:16,327 --> 01:06:18,318 I'm so lost, John. 686 01:06:19,997 --> 01:06:21,988 Ninety percent of the time, I don't even know... 687 01:06:22,099 --> 01:06:24,067 what I'm doin' out here in the West. 688 01:06:24,168 --> 01:06:26,500 -[Horse Whinnies] - Terrible outlaw. 689 01:06:26,604 --> 01:06:30,005 - No, you're a good outlaw. - Stop, please. I'm a screw up. 690 01:06:30,107 --> 01:06:33,907 - No, I am screw up. Look at my scar. - No. 691 01:06:34,011 --> 01:06:38,004 One for arriving late At a guard duty. 692 01:06:38,115 --> 01:06:41,642 One for dropping fighting stick. You good. I saw you. 693 01:06:41,752 --> 01:06:45,347 The only thing I'm good at is talking. 694 01:06:46,657 --> 01:06:49,683 - It's true. -John. 695 01:06:49,794 --> 01:06:52,661 - Huh ? - Take your hand off me, John. 696 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:56,392 Oh. [ Sighs ] 697 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:58,491 One more game ? 698 01:06:58,602 --> 01:07:02,663 No. No more drinking. That's it. 699 01:07:02,773 --> 01:07:06,869 - Uno mas ? - No mas, John. No mas. 700 01:07:06,977 --> 01:07:09,377 [ Nonsense Continues ] 701 01:07:12,116 --> 01:07:14,209 Roy ? 702 01:07:14,318 --> 01:07:16,752 Roy ? 703 01:07:19,156 --> 01:07:21,716 - Are you coming ? - Fifi ? 704 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,851 Uno mas ? 705 01:07:27,465 --> 01:07:29,433 [ Burps ] 706 01:07:44,415 --> 01:07:46,406 -[Glass Shatters ] - [ Burps ] 707 01:07:46,517 --> 01:07:49,975 So, who's your funny-looking friend ? 708 01:07:50,087 --> 01:07:52,385 [ Chuckles ] I don't know. 709 01:07:52,490 --> 01:07:55,050 He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met. 710 01:07:55,159 --> 01:07:57,127 He's-He's really funny. 711 01:07:57,228 --> 01:08:00,254 -§§ [Piano Continues] -[O'Bannon] The guy's hysterical. 712 01:08:00,364 --> 01:08:02,924 We were just playing-- Did you see us ? We were just playing that game. 713 01:08:03,033 --> 01:08:06,002 John's going-- [Speaking Nonsense] 714 01:08:06,103 --> 01:08:08,731 And I was going-- You can't really understand what he's saying, but-- 715 01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:13,071 Roy ? Roy ? I never figured you for riding with a Chinaman. 716 01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:19,773 Well, I'm not exactly riding with him, Fifi . 717 01:08:19,884 --> 01:08:24,912 He's not my friend, you know. I mean, he's a Chinaman. 718 01:08:25,022 --> 01:08:27,354 [Fifi ] Well, that's good. 719 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:30,291 [O'Bannon] I mean-- And you really-- 720 01:08:30,394 --> 01:08:33,261 Were you guys talking about who he was ? 721 01:08:33,364 --> 01:08:36,856 - Let's talk about something else. -[Woman Screams] 722 01:08:41,939 --> 01:08:44,669 - [Van Cleef] Don't you look delicious ? - [ Gasps ] 723 01:08:44,775 --> 01:08:47,209 -[Wang] What's going on ? - Well. 724 01:08:47,311 --> 01:08:50,109 - You ! - If it isn't the Shanghai Kid. 725 01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:57,187 Here. [ Gasps ] 726 01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:11,802 [ Groans ] 727 01:09:11,902 --> 01:09:14,803 [Coughing] 728 01:09:16,474 --> 01:09:18,465 Thank you. 729 01:09:21,512 --> 01:09:23,503 Ahh. Thank you. 730 01:09:23,614 --> 01:09:25,582 Uno mas ? 731 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:27,344 [Woman Screams] 732 01:09:27,451 --> 01:09:30,352 - [ Groaning ] -John, come on. We gotta get going. 733 01:09:30,454 --> 01:09:33,252 - The marshal's downstairs. - No, no, Marshal's in there. 734 01:09:34,959 --> 01:09:36,927 Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him ? 735 01:09:37,027 --> 01:09:39,018 - Come on. Let's get going. - No ! 736 01:09:39,129 --> 01:09:42,724 - I don't wanna ride with you. - Come on, John. Damn, you're a mean drunk. 737 01:09:44,268 --> 01:09:46,600 - Hi, horsey ! - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 738 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:49,070 - All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." - Yee-what ? 739 01:09:49,173 --> 01:09:51,334 Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special. 740 01:09:51,442 --> 01:09:54,343 We jump off, land on the back of the horse, yell "yee-haw..." 741 01:09:54,445 --> 01:09:56,845 and ride off, all right ? 742 01:09:56,947 --> 01:10:00,508 Watch me and do exactly as I do it. Yee-haw ! 743 01:10:06,824 --> 01:10:08,792 Yee-haw ! [ Groans ] 744 01:10:10,528 --> 01:10:13,224 Okay, hyah ! Hyah ! 745 01:10:13,330 --> 01:10:15,594 - Hyah ! Where's the head ? -John ! 746 01:10:15,699 --> 01:10:18,224 -John, get up ! - [ Horse Burps ] 747 01:10:18,335 --> 01:10:20,860 [ Panting ] Tie 'em up. 748 01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:23,940 What happened to my horse ? Is he dead ? 749 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:26,032 No, but we are, John. 750 01:10:26,143 --> 01:10:29,544 - Hi, horsey. You sleeping ? - Get up. 751 01:10:31,982 --> 01:10:34,780 Hmm. 752 01:10:34,885 --> 01:10:39,049 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin'. 753 01:10:39,156 --> 01:10:43,217 Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted son of a bitch. 754 01:10:43,327 --> 01:10:45,295 [ Groans ] 755 01:10:47,931 --> 01:10:50,832 - I hope that's him leaving. - Your turn. 756 01:10:53,370 --> 01:10:55,634 Thank you, Mr. Van Cleef. 757 01:10:55,739 --> 01:10:58,833 Well, well. What have we here ? 758 01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:03,939 Mr. O'Bannon, I presume. 759 01:11:04,048 --> 01:11:06,778 Can I get a drink of water ? I got cotton mouth. Aah ! 760 01:11:06,884 --> 01:11:09,910 -[Groaning] - Don't mention it. 761 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:13,922 And this must be the famous Shanghai Kid. 762 01:11:18,629 --> 01:11:21,154 - Chon Wang ? - Lo Fong ? 763 01:11:21,265 --> 01:11:23,358 You remember your old comrade-in-arms ? 764 01:11:23,467 --> 01:11:25,458 - Hmm ? - I remember a traitor. 765 01:11:25,569 --> 01:11:27,628 [O'Bannon] I'm sensing some bad blood here. 766 01:11:27,738 --> 01:11:31,538 - Where is the gold ? - Where's Princess Pei Pei ? 767 01:11:31,642 --> 01:11:33,371 - [ Groans ] -[O'Bannon] Stop. 768 01:11:33,477 --> 01:11:35,502 Come on. We're men. We're not pinatas. 769 01:11:35,612 --> 01:11:37,671 Okay ? And we're really hung over. 770 01:11:37,781 --> 01:11:40,011 We 're not trying to be tough guys. 771 01:11:40,117 --> 01:11:42,677 - You wanna talk about the gold, let's talk about the gold. - So, you have my gold ? 772 01:11:42,786 --> 01:11:45,016 - Your gold ? - Yes, we have the gold. 773 01:11:45,122 --> 01:11:48,956 - Then where is it ? - The gold's in a safe place. 774 01:11:51,595 --> 01:11:53,563 - [ Grunts ] - Is he telling the truth ? 775 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,861 No. 776 01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:06,136 Ow ! Nice, John. Way to go. Way to think on your feet. 777 01:12:06,243 --> 01:12:08,803 He cannot lie. He is bound by Imperial decree. 778 01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:11,005 Imperial decree. 779 01:12:11,115 --> 01:12:13,913 - When are you gonna learn you're not in China any more ? - [ Cocks Weapon ] 780 01:12:16,086 --> 01:12:18,577 He will never learn. He can only follow orders. 781 01:12:21,525 --> 01:12:24,358 At least I still have my honor. 782 01:12:31,201 --> 01:12:33,931 Slaves have no honor. 783 01:12:34,037 --> 01:12:37,336 -[Wang] No ! No ! - Hey ! 784 01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:43,580 Now you can never go back to China. 785 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,342 [ Panting ] 786 01:12:46,450 --> 01:12:49,442 You blew it. Whoo ! You blew it, man. 787 01:12:49,553 --> 01:12:53,284 You do not want to cut his hair off, trust me. 788 01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,755 Nothing personal, boys. 789 01:12:58,361 --> 01:13:00,556 My loyalty is to the emperor. 790 01:13:00,664 --> 01:13:03,792 Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor. 791 01:13:04,968 --> 01:13:07,402 Must be a hell of a man. 792 01:13:07,504 --> 01:13:10,632 He's only 12. 793 01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:13,470 Are you kidding me ? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck... 794 01:13:13,577 --> 01:13:16,205 ready to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped ? 795 01:13:18,348 --> 01:13:22,478 By virtue of the authority vested in me through the territory of Nevada, 796 01:13:22,586 --> 01:13:25,919 I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks... 797 01:13:26,022 --> 01:13:27,990 until their feet quit kicking. 798 01:13:28,091 --> 01:13:30,082 [ Cheering ] 799 01:13:34,764 --> 01:13:36,789 You're goin' to hell, boys, 800 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:39,130 and your horses are taking you there. 801 01:13:39,236 --> 01:13:41,227 [ Chuckling ] Tighten 'em up. 802 01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:43,806 [Crowd Chanting] Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 803 01:13:43,907 --> 01:13:47,934 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 804 01:13:48,044 --> 01:13:51,013 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 805 01:13:51,114 --> 01:13:53,344 [Crowd Laughing] 806 01:13:53,450 --> 01:13:56,578 -[Chanting Continues] - Hey ! Watch it, you little punk. 807 01:13:56,686 --> 01:14:00,918 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 808 01:14:01,024 --> 01:14:04,482 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 809 01:14:04,594 --> 01:14:09,122 Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! Hang 'em ! 810 01:14:09,232 --> 01:14:13,464 -[ Snorts ] -[Wang Smacking Lips, Clicking Tongue] 811 01:14:13,570 --> 01:14:15,970 - [ Whistling ] -John, what are you doing ? 812 01:14:16,072 --> 01:14:18,336 [ Chuckles ] 813 01:14:18,441 --> 01:14:21,467 -[Wang Whistles] - [ Whinnies ] 814 01:14:26,449 --> 01:14:28,440 [ Screaming, Shouting ] 815 01:14:32,289 --> 01:14:35,725 What the hell is goin' on here ? Stop those horses ! 816 01:14:35,825 --> 01:14:38,453 Stop them ! 817 01:14:43,567 --> 01:14:45,899 Pull it ! Pull it ! 818 01:14:47,904 --> 01:14:50,202 [ Both Yelling ] 819 01:14:52,909 --> 01:14:56,174 - § I'm back in the saddle again § - Help me ! 820 01:14:56,279 --> 01:14:58,747 § I'm back§ 821 01:15:01,151 --> 01:15:06,179 § I'm back in the saddle again § 822 01:15:06,289 --> 01:15:08,348 Well, don't just stand there ! Go after them ! 823 01:15:16,165 --> 01:15:18,531 Will you listen to this creek, John ? 824 01:15:18,634 --> 01:15:22,832 I've never noticed what a beautiful melody a creek makes. 825 01:15:22,939 --> 01:15:24,907 I've never taken the damn time. 826 01:15:26,309 --> 01:15:28,277 Look at these mountains and these trees. 827 01:15:28,377 --> 01:15:31,244 Hell, look at these green trees. Come here. I don't even know the names-- 828 01:15:31,347 --> 01:15:33,747 We're gonna learn the names of these green trees. Come here. 829 01:15:33,850 --> 01:15:36,580 I want you to look at these. 830 01:15:36,686 --> 01:15:38,711 Can we not-- John, what are you doing ? 831 01:15:38,821 --> 01:15:41,016 Are you still worried about your hair ? 832 01:15:41,123 --> 01:15:44,115 John, listen to me. You're very vain. 833 01:15:44,227 --> 01:15:47,196 By the time you're 70, your queue, your ponytail... 834 01:15:47,296 --> 01:15:49,287 will be as good as new. 835 01:15:49,398 --> 01:15:51,559 - What are you doing ? - I'm leaving. 836 01:15:51,667 --> 01:15:54,534 Can we not take two seconds, John ? We just cheated death. 837 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:58,733 Come on. Let's look at these mountains for a second. 838 01:15:58,841 --> 01:16:02,140 - Okay, let me get my stuff. God, you're unbelievable. - I'm going alone. 839 01:16:08,317 --> 01:16:11,718 What are you-- John, what are you talking about ? 840 01:16:11,821 --> 01:16:15,655 - I heard you. - You heard me. Okay. 841 01:16:15,758 --> 01:16:18,727 At Goldie's. 842 01:16:18,828 --> 01:16:21,763 You said I wasn't your friend. 843 01:16:23,566 --> 01:16:25,557 John-- 844 01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:28,501 Hold on a second, John. I was talking to a girl. 845 01:16:28,604 --> 01:16:31,903 - It was-- That's taken out of context. That's not-- - Roy. 846 01:16:32,008 --> 01:16:35,944 You were right. How could I ever be your friend ? 847 01:16:36,045 --> 01:16:39,242 I'm just a Chinaman. 848 01:16:39,348 --> 01:16:41,976 Hold on, John. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to-- 849 01:16:42,084 --> 01:16:44,109 Sayonara, Roy. 850 01:17:02,438 --> 01:17:05,134 [Explosion] 851 01:17:16,953 --> 01:17:19,046 [Explosions Continue] 852 01:17:38,740 --> 01:17:40,708 Wait here. 853 01:17:53,021 --> 01:17:55,421 Please. 854 01:18:14,976 --> 01:18:16,944 [Pei Pei] You have come a long way. 855 01:18:17,044 --> 01:18:19,569 I hope the princess you seek... 856 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,671 is worthy of such devotion. 857 01:18:24,485 --> 01:18:27,283 It is my duty to bring her home. 858 01:18:32,527 --> 01:18:35,860 I even brought her favorite book. [ Chuckles ] 859 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,264 That's very kind of you. 860 01:18:43,804 --> 01:18:45,772 But what if you found the princess... 861 01:18:45,873 --> 01:18:49,240 and she did not wish to go back to the Forbidden City ? 862 01:18:50,912 --> 01:18:52,903 Why would she want to stay here ? 863 01:18:53,014 --> 01:18:56,313 Maybe she can do more for the people here... 864 01:18:57,485 --> 01:19:00,420 than she could back in China. 865 01:19:08,062 --> 01:19:10,428 Princess Pei Pei. 866 01:19:13,701 --> 01:19:16,067 Please, don't draw attention. 867 01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,931 Please. Stand up ! 868 01:19:21,042 --> 01:19:22,907 Princess, you have to come with me. 869 01:19:23,010 --> 01:19:27,174 I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing. 870 01:19:27,281 --> 01:19:29,272 Princess, I cannot leave you here. 871 01:19:33,387 --> 01:19:36,914 [Pei Pei] Please, standup ! 872 01:19:37,024 --> 01:19:41,017 Don't bow ! Get up ! 873 01:19:41,128 --> 01:19:44,097 Get up ! 874 01:19:44,198 --> 01:19:46,359 You must go. 875 01:19:46,467 --> 01:19:49,925 If I leave, Fong will begin to kill the others. 876 01:19:50,037 --> 01:19:52,528 It is my duty to bring you home. 877 01:19:54,374 --> 01:19:56,706 I command you to go. 878 01:19:58,979 --> 01:20:02,005 - [ Whinnies ] - Go ! 879 01:20:03,150 --> 01:20:05,141 Go ! 880 01:21:09,950 --> 01:21:12,350 Reach for the sky, baldy ! 881 01:21:12,452 --> 01:21:15,444 That's right. It's Roy. 882 01:21:15,555 --> 01:21:18,046 Am I interrupting ? 883 01:21:18,158 --> 01:21:20,126 I followed you. So what ? 884 01:21:20,227 --> 01:21:23,526 What am I supposed to do, let you wander off ? You're a greenhorn. 885 01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:26,861 - You'll get killed out here. -[Gunfire] 886 01:21:26,967 --> 01:21:29,458 Come on ! We gotta adios out of here, partner ! Come on ! 887 01:21:29,569 --> 01:21:32,060 Hyah ! You gotta stick with me. 888 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,031 Don't forget, we got a princess to save. 889 01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:40,537 Princess! 890 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,003 Put your weapons down. 891 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,901 Show me the gold. 892 01:23:57,817 --> 01:24:01,412 - Chon Wang ? - Chon Wang ? - Chon Wang ? 893 01:24:05,825 --> 01:24:10,194 -[Weapon Cocks] - That's right, Johnny Wayne is here. 894 01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:12,264 Hey, it's me. 895 01:24:12,365 --> 01:24:14,959 Why did you cut his hair ? 896 01:24:15,067 --> 01:24:17,399 I tried to warn you, But you wouldn't listen. 897 01:24:17,503 --> 01:24:19,630 - Go on, drop the gun. -[Gun Clatters ] 898 01:24:19,739 --> 01:24:21,707 Now, slide it over. 899 01:24:31,584 --> 01:24:34,052 Is that her ? 900 01:24:34,153 --> 01:24:36,121 She's pretty. 901 01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:38,383 Grab her. 902 01:24:40,192 --> 01:24:42,422 Come on. We'll take it from here, guys. 903 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:46,163 I won't let you take the Princess back. 904 01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:53,462 Who do you think you are? Have you forgotten your responsibility? 905 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:58,092 The Princess does not wish to return to China. 906 01:25:02,388 --> 01:25:05,767 We are bound by Imperial decree, and you, Chon Wang, will not stop us! 907 01:25:06,452 --> 01:25:08,613 John, what-- John, get up. 908 01:25:08,721 --> 01:25:10,746 What are you-- I thought we were past this. 909 01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:13,518 - Come on, John. - [ Speaking Chinese ] 910 01:25:15,227 --> 01:25:18,355 Do you see ? He will always be a slave. 911 01:25:18,464 --> 01:25:20,523 [Chinese Continues] 912 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,848 This is the West, 913 01:25:38,985 --> 01:25:41,954 not the East. 914 01:25:44,590 --> 01:25:46,558 And the sun may rise... 915 01:25:46,659 --> 01:25:48,650 where we come from, 916 01:25:50,262 --> 01:25:52,230 but here is where it sets. 917 01:25:55,735 --> 01:25:59,398 You want me to translate ? The princess stays. 918 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:03,064 The princess stays. 919 01:26:03,175 --> 01:26:05,973 I grab the gold, You marry the princess. 920 01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:09,138 We both hang Fong and call it a day. Mission accomplished. 921 01:26:11,816 --> 01:26:13,716 Well, well. 922 01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:20,224 Nice to see we're all churchgoers. 923 01:26:21,693 --> 01:26:23,718 Son of a bitch ! With my own guns ! 924 01:26:25,130 --> 01:26:27,530 Sweet, ain't it ? [ Chuckles ] 925 01:26:36,107 --> 01:26:40,339 How about that ? It's a Mexican standoff. 926 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:44,211 Only we ain't got no Mexicans. 927 01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:50,217 [ Speaking Chinese ] 928 01:27:01,032 --> 01:27:04,297 - [ Gunshot ] - No ! 929 01:27:05,870 --> 01:27:07,599 Princess Pei Pei ! 930 01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:19,942 Princess, run! Princess, run for your life! 931 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:41,161 [Gunfire Continues] 932 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,677 [ Exhales ] 933 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:24,614 - I hit you ? -[Van Cleef] No. 934 01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:27,184 But you're gettin' really close. 935 01:28:27,285 --> 01:28:29,776 You've almost killed me, like, 17 times already. 936 01:28:33,224 --> 01:28:35,192 Eighteen, nineteen, twenty ! 937 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,863 You're on fire today ! 938 01:29:25,510 --> 01:29:28,343 [ Panting ] 939 01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:30,710 [ Gasps ] 940 01:29:33,993 --> 01:29:36,828 Go, save the Princess! 941 01:29:39,690 --> 01:29:41,681 [Gunfire Continues] 942 01:29:47,364 --> 01:29:49,298 [Shouting In Chinese] 943 01:29:55,239 --> 01:29:57,070 [ Screams ] 944 01:30:20,164 --> 01:30:22,598 How do you survive out here ? 945 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:27,763 What's that supposed to mean ? These aren't my-- These guns are really weird. 946 01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:46,615 [ Gasps ] 947 01:30:52,062 --> 01:30:54,121 [ Clicking ] 948 01:31:02,806 --> 01:31:05,297 Oh, man. 949 01:31:05,409 --> 01:31:07,001 [ Speaking Chinese ] 950 01:31:07,111 --> 01:31:10,103 - [ Groans ] - Stay low ! 951 01:31:12,649 --> 01:31:14,674 [ Speaking Chinese ] 952 01:31:22,126 --> 01:31:23,889 [ Screams ] 953 01:31:35,472 --> 01:31:38,032 [ Screaming ] 954 01:31:45,482 --> 01:31:49,816 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots. 955 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:54,721 I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie. 956 01:31:54,825 --> 01:31:57,259 What's the matter, O'Bannon ? Out of bullets ? 957 01:31:57,361 --> 01:31:59,761 No, I got one left. 958 01:32:01,165 --> 01:32:03,156 Tell you what I'll do. 959 01:32:03,267 --> 01:32:06,703 I'll take out all my bullets but one. 960 01:32:06,804 --> 01:32:09,830 And that way, we'll be even. How's that ? 961 01:32:11,308 --> 01:32:13,708 Okay. That sounds fair. 962 01:32:13,811 --> 01:32:15,779 You'd do that for me ? 963 01:32:15,879 --> 01:32:18,404 Oh, yeah. 964 01:32:18,515 --> 01:32:21,245 [Shells Clattering] 965 01:32:21,351 --> 01:32:23,876 You bet I would. 966 01:32:47,344 --> 01:32:49,312 [ Bell Tolling ] 967 01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:29,014 [ Yelling ] 968 01:33:34,525 --> 01:33:38,120 - [ Groaning ] -[Bell Tolling] 969 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:46,503 We come out on three. 970 01:33:46,603 --> 01:33:49,504 I know, but-but let me count. 971 01:33:52,276 --> 01:33:54,437 Fight with honor. Okay. 972 01:33:54,545 --> 01:33:56,513 Fight with-- Okay. One ! 973 01:33:56,613 --> 01:34:00,105 Two ! Two and a half! 974 01:34:00,217 --> 01:34:02,185 Two and seven-eights ! 975 01:34:02,286 --> 01:34:04,982 Three ! [ Yelling ] 976 01:34:11,328 --> 01:34:14,786 [ Yelling ] 977 01:34:24,074 --> 01:34:26,406 How the hell did that happen ? 978 01:35:06,883 --> 01:35:08,874 It's a miracle. 979 01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:12,945 I am invincible. 980 01:35:14,124 --> 01:35:16,092 Roy ! 981 01:35:16,193 --> 01:35:18,684 Invincible ! 982 01:35:20,630 --> 01:35:23,622 [ Groaning ] 983 01:35:32,175 --> 01:35:34,143 [ Yelling ] 984 01:35:44,654 --> 01:35:46,485 [ Groaning ] 985 01:36:06,843 --> 01:36:10,836 - Now it's time for you to die. - Adios, partner. 986 01:36:24,927 --> 01:36:26,918 [ Groaning ] 987 01:36:36,606 --> 01:36:39,632 [ Both Panting ] 988 01:36:42,145 --> 01:36:44,136 Wow. 989 01:36:49,618 --> 01:36:51,609 [ Speaking Chinese ] 990 01:37:01,797 --> 01:37:03,788 Roy ! 991 01:37:12,674 --> 01:37:14,665 He took the gold. 992 01:37:14,777 --> 01:37:16,745 [Coin Clinks] 993 01:37:29,091 --> 01:37:31,059 Is that all you care about is the gold ? 994 01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:33,720 [ Sighs ] Shame on you. 995 01:37:33,829 --> 01:37:38,266 There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day. 996 01:37:38,367 --> 01:37:40,358 What happened ? 997 01:37:40,469 --> 01:37:43,370 What ? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How'd you do ? 998 01:37:43,472 --> 01:37:46,407 - How ? - What do you mean, how ? I shot him with my gun. 999 01:37:46,508 --> 01:37:48,499 Come on. Tell me the truth. 1000 01:37:48,610 --> 01:37:51,238 It was unbelievable. You missed a miracle. I had one bullet left. 1001 01:37:51,346 --> 01:37:54,782 He had, like, a million left. He lied to me and told me that he only had one too. 1002 01:37:54,883 --> 01:37:57,852 But-But when-- But when he-- 1003 01:38:08,730 --> 01:38:11,392 - She's staying ? - Yes. 1004 01:38:12,668 --> 01:38:15,694 - Can I stand ? -[Chuckles] Yes. 1005 01:38:15,804 --> 01:38:18,432 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Gasps ] 1006 01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:21,703 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon ! 1007 01:38:21,810 --> 01:38:24,404 That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. 1008 01:38:24,513 --> 01:38:26,572 - That's unbelievable. - Roy ! Roy ! 1009 01:38:26,682 --> 01:38:30,641 - Get back ! - Stop, stop. It's Wallace. 1010 01:38:30,752 --> 01:38:32,811 Hey, Roy, 1011 01:38:32,921 --> 01:38:36,288 we know you been moonlightin' on us with that old yellow fella from the train ! 1012 01:38:36,391 --> 01:38:38,484 You guys, you stay here. This isn't your battle. 1013 01:38:38,594 --> 01:38:42,257 -[Wallace Continues Shouting] - No, we stick together. We are partners. 1014 01:38:44,666 --> 01:38:46,634 That's beautiful. 1015 01:38:51,273 --> 01:38:53,264 You go out the back door. 1016 01:38:53,375 --> 01:38:56,344 - No. - Don't worry, Princess. 1017 01:38:56,445 --> 01:38:58,504 I promise you, I will see you again. 1018 01:38:59,748 --> 01:39:02,273 That which you have promised... 1019 01:39:02,384 --> 01:39:05,410 you must perform. 1020 01:39:12,461 --> 01:39:14,088 -[Gunfire Continues] - [ Speaking Chinese ] 1021 01:39:18,534 --> 01:39:20,866 - Get out of the way ! - Why ? 1022 01:39:20,969 --> 01:39:24,461 - Come on ! - Why ? What are you-- 1023 01:39:24,573 --> 01:39:28,634 - What are you doing ? Are you crazy ? - No, John, stop, stop. 1024 01:39:28,744 --> 01:39:33,340 They can't touch me. Something happened back there. It was a miracle. 1025 01:39:33,448 --> 01:39:36,713 - There's no way-- -[Wallace] Hey, smart-ass ! Do you hear me ? 1026 01:39:36,818 --> 01:39:39,616 Time's up, O'Bannon ! It's the end of the line ! 1027 01:39:39,721 --> 01:39:43,179 - We can take these guys. Yep, we can take them. -[Gunfire] 1028 01:39:43,292 --> 01:39:46,728 [Wallace] Are you comin' out or ain't you ? 1029 01:39:48,096 --> 01:39:50,564 Gun. 1030 01:39:58,907 --> 01:40:01,876 You really are the Shanghai Kid. 1031 01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:07,407 Nice riding with you, partner. 1032 01:40:18,460 --> 01:40:20,860 We go out on three. I count. 1033 01:40:20,963 --> 01:40:23,193 No, I count. 1034 01:40:23,298 --> 01:40:26,028 We'll both count. 1035 01:40:26,134 --> 01:40:28,898 [ Together ] One, two, three ! 1036 01:40:29,004 --> 01:40:31,131 [ Yelling ] 1037 01:40:31,372 --> 01:40:34,705 [Gunfire] 1038 01:40:37,612 --> 01:40:39,512 [ Yelling, Whooping ] 1039 01:40:39,614 --> 01:40:43,243 - Indians ! Look out ! - No ! My family ! My family ! 1040 01:40:50,491 --> 01:40:52,891 - Friends. Brothers ! -[Wallace] Roy ! 1041 01:40:52,994 --> 01:40:58,296 I gotta tell ya, we always figured you for a dumb shit, but, uh, 1042 01:40:58,399 --> 01:41:01,459 we was thinkin' maybe you wanna come back and rejoin the gang. 1043 01:41:01,569 --> 01:41:04,197 - So, uh, what do you say ? - Yeah, what do you say ? 1044 01:41:04,305 --> 01:41:06,273 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 1045 01:41:06,374 --> 01:41:08,274 All right. 1046 01:41:08,376 --> 01:41:10,367 -And you are goin ' to jail. - That works too. 1047 01:41:10,478 --> 01:41:13,538 [Cheering, Whooping] 1048 01:41:13,648 --> 01:41:15,616 How, kimosabe ! 1049 01:41:15,716 --> 01:41:18,048 How, kimosabe ! 1050 01:41:22,356 --> 01:41:26,554 [Fireworks Exploding] 1051 01:41:28,062 --> 01:41:30,292 Oh, it's nice to be standing here next to you. 1052 01:41:30,398 --> 01:41:32,764 I don't think I've ever gotten a chance to Thank you for-- 1053 01:41:32,867 --> 01:41:35,062 for saving us so many times. 1054 01:41:35,169 --> 01:41:39,128 I wish you could understand what-- I feel like there's this gap between us. 1055 01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:41,231 It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. 1056 01:41:41,342 --> 01:41:43,742 You say "wampum," I say " money." 1057 01:41:43,844 --> 01:41:46,108 At a certain point, I just think-- 1058 01:41:49,884 --> 01:41:51,943 Shut up, Roy. You talk too much. 1059 01:41:52,053 --> 01:41:54,453 Did-Did-- She just-- 1060 01:42:05,599 --> 01:42:07,897 [ Horn Blaring ] 1061 01:42:07,968 --> 01:42:12,029 [O'Bannon] There she is, right on time, carrying a big, fat payroll. 1062 01:42:13,940 --> 01:42:17,137 - Oh. -[Horse Snorts ] 1063 01:42:17,244 --> 01:42:19,474 I don't know if I'll ever get used to this one. 1064 01:42:21,915 --> 01:42:23,883 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. 1065 01:42:23,984 --> 01:42:26,953 I can guarantee you, we won't get half as many girls being lawmen. 1066 01:42:27,053 --> 01:42:29,021 I know we're spoken for, but-- 1067 01:42:29,122 --> 01:42:32,558 You never know what's gonna happen in a relationship. 1068 01:42:32,659 --> 01:42:36,390 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. That's not gonna work any more. 1069 01:42:36,496 --> 01:42:39,021 Really ? What would you call yourself ? 1070 01:42:39,132 --> 01:42:43,466 I don't know. I mean, my real name's Wyatt Earp, but-- 1071 01:42:43,570 --> 01:42:47,336 Earp ? That's a terrible name for a cowboy. 1072 01:42:47,440 --> 01:42:49,806 - Why ? - Bad. 1073 01:42:49,910 --> 01:42:51,343 - Really ? - Bad! 1074 01:42:51,444 --> 01:42:54,743 -And John Wayne's a great cowboy name ? - Roy, look. 1075 01:42:54,848 --> 01:42:56,577 There they are. 1076 01:42:56,683 --> 01:43:01,518 Yep. Look at those amateurs. That's my move ! 1077 01:43:01,621 --> 01:43:04,181 Come on, Roy. Let's go say " howdy." 1078 01:43:04,291 --> 01:43:06,759 Let's go ! Hyah ! Hyah ! 1079 01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:08,851 - Yee-haw ! - Yee-haw ! 1080 01:43:14,301 --> 01:43:16,269 [ Whinnying ] 1081 01:43:16,369 --> 01:43:18,929 - Yee-haw ! - Yee-haw ! 1082 01:43:24,210 --> 01:43:26,337 [Man] Scene up. 1083 01:43:27,546 --> 01:43:29,741 That which you have promised... 1084 01:43:29,849 --> 01:43:32,613 - you must perform. -[Telephone Rings ] 1085 01:43:32,718 --> 01:43:34,709 - Hello. -[Crew Laughing] 1086 01:43:34,820 --> 01:43:37,015 He was part of your " rushimiant--" 1087 01:43:37,123 --> 01:43:39,091 What ? Regiment. 1088 01:43:39,191 --> 01:43:41,182 [Wilson] He's one of your bandits. 1089 01:43:41,293 --> 01:43:43,022 He's one of your-- He's one of your-- 1090 01:43:43,129 --> 01:43:46,223 He was part of your regiment of "dentists." 1091 01:43:46,332 --> 01:43:48,357 Bandits. Dentists ? 1092 01:43:51,237 --> 01:43:54,365 -[Glass Shattering] - Wow ! Shit ! 1093 01:43:59,211 --> 01:44:01,236 He didn't teeth brush this morning. 1094 01:44:01,347 --> 01:44:03,611 - What is this thing ? - No ! 1095 01:44:06,719 --> 01:44:09,085 [Crew Laughing] 1096 01:44:09,188 --> 01:44:11,156 You can't do stunts, man. 1097 01:44:11,257 --> 01:44:16,559 -§ Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby§ -[ Groans ] 1098 01:44:16,662 --> 01:44:20,462 - What's this princess like ? -[Bubbles Surfacing] 1099 01:44:20,566 --> 01:44:26,061 [Crew Laughing] 1100 01:44:26,172 --> 01:44:29,073 I got air bubbles coming out of my thing. 1101 01:44:29,175 --> 01:44:31,109 Uno mas, please. 1102 01:44:34,013 --> 01:44:37,312 - Uno mas -- -[Crew Laughing] 1103 01:44:38,851 --> 01:44:40,819 Thanks, Fido. 1104 01:44:55,267 --> 01:44:58,498 [ Together ] One, two, three ! 1105 01:44:58,604 --> 01:45:02,506 - [ Yelling ] - Shit ! 1106 01:45:06,611 --> 01:45:09,876 - Thank you so much, Princess. You're so good. - [ Laughing ] 1107 01:45:09,981 --> 01:45:13,439 Princess ! Oh, I love you so much. 1108 01:45:13,551 --> 01:45:16,213 [O'Bannon] I'm talking to you! Turn around! 1109 01:45:16,321 --> 01:45:20,052 Ask me if I give a shit. 1110 01:45:29,167 --> 01:45:31,965 § I might walk a little funny but my walk is me§ 1111 01:45:32,070 --> 01:45:34,664 § I might stutter when I talk but I say what I see§ 1112 01:45:34,773 --> 01:45:37,640 § I don't agree with every other little thing that's proven§ 1113 01:45:37,742 --> 01:45:40,404 § I do a lot of things that I shouldn't be doin '§ 1114 01:45:40,512 --> 01:45:42,912 § I ruin everything you might've had in mind§ 1115 01:45:43,014 --> 01:45:45,881 § I'm a consistent, belligerent solidified mind§ 1116 01:45:45,984 --> 01:45:48,350 § Rhinestone freak Suburban style§ 1117 01:45:48,453 --> 01:45:51,320 § I ain't got no money And I got no car§ 1118 01:45:51,423 --> 01:45:53,891 § I might make par if it don't take much§ 1119 01:45:53,992 --> 01:45:56,688 § I gotta ride very far 'cause I ride on luck§ 1120 01:45:56,795 --> 01:45:59,263 § I stay pretty stuck in a rut like I should§ 1121 01:45:59,364 --> 01:46:02,265 §And I do it for the love of everything's that's still good§ 1122 01:46:02,367 --> 01:46:04,665 § I don't know why I come here§ 1123 01:46:04,769 --> 01:46:07,704 § But I know I'll never leave§ 1124 01:46:07,806 --> 01:46:10,604 § It's the only place I wanna be§ 1125 01:46:10,708 --> 01:46:13,040 § Yeah, yeah, yeah§ 1126 01:46:13,144 --> 01:46:15,510 § I don't know why I come here§ 1127 01:46:15,613 --> 01:46:18,582 § But I know I'll never leave§ 1128 01:46:18,683 --> 01:46:21,413 § It's the only place I wanna be§ 1129 01:46:21,519 --> 01:46:24,010 § Yeah, yeah, yeah§ 1130 01:46:34,799 --> 01:46:37,359 § I'm a long way gone but I ain't short-lived§ 1131 01:46:37,469 --> 01:46:40,370 § I got knee-deep pockets that leak like a sieve§ 1132 01:46:40,472 --> 01:46:42,872 § I give one tenth throughout the course of the night§ 1133 01:46:42,974 --> 01:46:45,636 §And if I don't go home then I did things right§ 1134 01:46:45,743 --> 01:46:48,268 § I'd like to settle down but I ain't that guy§ 1135 01:46:48,379 --> 01:46:51,314 § 'Cause everything I ever did I always did on the fly§ 1136 01:46:51,416 --> 01:46:53,782 § I stay stuck in the rut like I should§ 1137 01:46:53,885 --> 01:46:56,718 § You know, I do it for the love of everything that's still good§ 1138 01:46:56,821 --> 01:46:59,119 § I don't know why I come here§ 1139 01:46:59,224 --> 01:47:02,250 § But I know I'll never leave§ 1140 01:47:02,360 --> 01:47:04,920 § It's the only place I wanna be§ 1141 01:47:05,029 --> 01:47:07,623 § Yeah, yeah, yeah§§ 87629