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All right, so we're gonna go in.

Are you rollin'?
Yeah, I'm rollin'.

Sweet.

So we're gonna go in,

meet these guys.

They're, they tend to be.

Open. They're nice,

but let's just, like,
catch them fast

because they tend to be
really busy, all right?

Okay, here we go.
I love that video

on the home page. Hello.

Hey! Hey, guys,

I wanna introduce you to my,

my intern mark.

Mark, this is Chris over there.

This is Tom. How ya doin'?

Oh hi, Tom, Mark.
Nice to meet you.

Intern, that means
we're not payin' ya.

Right? No, he's in college.

Hi there. Uh, Chris, right?

Yeah, what's your... Mark.

Mark. We're doin' this.

We're startin' this now?

We're gonna do it. Oh God.

Got the camera, showed up early,

and so I figured
we should just...

Jump right in? Start
in your office,

kinda like with the two of you.

Right where the company
kinda like, you know,

was born, right? Yeah!

Yeah, so... What if we have

to go to the bathroom?

Is he gonna come in with us?

He's gonna follow you
into the bathroom.

And wherever else you want.

I just wanna fix this
collar before we start

'cause I feel like this
is the fashion stuff

we've been talking about.
This is gonna make

the difference, I see.
Yes, we have to make you

look cool.

Okay.

All right, buddy.

Okay, just, like,
talk about Gigaler.

Sure. And just, like,

what's the pitch of...
Okay, ready?

Here it is, this is
for the investors.

There are tons of media
sites out there.

Okay, what makes
Gigaler different?

There are sites like YouTube

where you'll watch a video

on, on one thing,

how to, how to set
up a video camera.

You only need that video once.

The next time you go to YouTube,

it's got five more
videos on how to set up

a, a camera.

You don't need that.

Here's what we're
doing with Gigaler.

We're setting up an algorithm,

a, a piece of software,

that'll know what you wanna see

based on what
you've seen before,

based on your buying habits.

We're tracking everything.

Based on your votes on videos,

your reviews on videos.

So when you go the
Gigaler.com homepage,

the media, the news,
the video content

is going to be exactly
what you want.

Gigaler.com, the more
you know Gigaler,

the more Gigaler knows you.

Here we go.

You're here.

Uh, why don't you tell us about

how you guys met.

Uh, we met at a place

called DMV Easy. Easy.

That's right, baby.

It was, uh, you know, it was
supposed to make the DMV,

it was supposed to
streamline the DMV process.

And what it did is,

I think it turned into
the web equivalent

of standing in line at the DMV.

Well, it was just a website
that people dreaded

going to and couldn't
wait to leave.

Exactly.

And we both started hating
our job at the same time.

We'd leave work together

and we'd kind of commiserate.

We were, like, you know, we
should do something together.

We should, you know, for fun.

And so that's kind
of where, uh, uh,

uh, Gigaler started.

Was just the two of us, um,

getting drunk together, uh,

searching the web for, for shit

that would make
each other laugh.

Get this on camera.

We should say that, you know,

we share space, uh, with
another, we, another company,

and so this is not
all our offices, um.

We have a lot of
office space here,

but we do share it
with another company,

just so you know. Yeah.

We're gonna take
it over at some point though.

Yeah, we will. We'll
take it over.

We'll have the whole
building, yeah.

Go, five.

Show this, this is cool.

Yep. And here it is.

Like, what, what's one word

that you would use
to describe Tom?

Fierce.

Yes, that's like a gay word.
It's a gay word?

Yeah, in the gay community,

we all, you're so fierce.

Well you know, we, we've
been hanging out,

so I've been learning. I know,

you've been influenced. Uh, I,

yeah, no, he is,

he is, you know, he is the guy

that gets things done.

I mean, God, look where we,

look where we wound up.

I, I don't know
how much you wanna share,

but I think you should try
to share as much as you can

so that, like, we can, you know,

edit out what you don't
feel comfortable

sharing. Okay.

So, um, you moved to Cleveland

because of the divorce. Yeah.

Well I moved back to Cleveland.

I'm originally from here.

Uh, went out, uh,
to the west coast,

got married, and,
yes, I did come back.

Due to the divorce,

but, you know, it's
kind of a double thing.

I, I was gonna stay
in Silicon Valley,

working at DMV Easy with Chris.

Uh, but then we
started running ads,

and we started making money,

and, you know, then,
then things became real.

Do you wanna
talk about your kids?

No, no, no, not right now.

I mean, you know, I have
two fantastic kids,

but I don't think
that's, uh, you know,

that's part of something
that we should put on film.

Yeah, so what,

what do you think is like your,

your philosophy on life?

"Whenever you find yourself
on the side of the majority,

"it is time to pause
and reflect."

Mark Twain.

So, yeah, um,

I just don't, uh,

I just don't ever wanna
be in the majority.

Um,

I think that I have
something to offer,

and when I see too many people

surrounding me,

I know that it's a sign
that I should, uh,

put my talents elsewhere

because there's something
new that needs

to be developed that people
aren't looking at yet.

Life is not a dress rehearsal.

That's something that
I've always lived by.

You know, I have a
thing on my wall,

on my office wall,

um, from John D. Rockefeller.

But he says, um,

"I was really taught to
work as well as play.

"My life has been one
long, happy holiday,

"full of work and full of play."

Here's the important line.

"I lost the worry on the way.

"And God was good
to me every day."

And this is our fun area.

This is, you know,
other accouterments,

Golden Tee, pool
table, and, of course,

Foosball.

This is Chris' throne. Champ.

I prefer red personally.

But, uh, you know, that's
just how I like to do it.

If you take a break
from your day

and you do something like this,

you are more productive
at the end of the day

than working straight through.

So, like a half-hour,
we always say

that doing something
lighthearted like this,

and that's why we're successful.

That was the, that was
the exciting part

I think, you know?

This is definitely

not the DMV. I don't
know who they are,

but they're, you know, we
share space with them, so.

Yeah that was real cool.

So, like, what's your
like day-to-day,

like what do you do?

Day-to-day, uh, one of
the main things I do

is I sell the ad space.

Now when we started Gigaler,

we had banner ads, okay?

We had banner ads that we click.

Now it's more about pre-rolls.

So I'm selling those.

I'm getting clients
to buy those,

which is keeping the lights on.

But I'm also the idea man.

I identify the needs
of our customers.

I create a product that
fulfills those needs.

And I do it with
humility and confidence.

And that is what people, uh, uh,

expect me to do
day-to-day at this job.

And I think I do it pretty well.

I think, uh, uh, our success

speaks for itself.

Yeah, it's great.
Why, why do you guys

live together?

Well, Tom's been
over for now six,

six months? Yeah.

It's, if it's not
exactly six months,

it's, it's close, yeah.
When was that?

When was that? Yeah.

Uh, August, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow, yeah.

Do you guys
honestly live well together?

Or is that something you
just say for the camera?

No. No.

We gotta show, let's
show the screening room.

This is my favorite. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is my room.
Yeah, definitely.

This is where the magic happens.

This is where we
see different videos.

We don't just watch
the videos on a laptop.

We, we project them.

They all go through here.
Yeah, we try to make 'em...

We watch them and we review them

and, uh, we see 'em
on the screen.

Right off my system.

Let's see if, uh,
people are in the offices.

Here's Katy. Hi, Katy.

Hi! How are you?

Good, how are you?
How's the husband?

He's good.

Katy just got married, she's...

I have an update on the
banner ads by the way.

We, we talked, yeah. Okay.

This is Andrea. Andrea.

Andrea curates videos

for us. Hi, Andrea.

She finds videos.
Andrea curates videos.

But she also is our
fashionista of the office.

She curates videos, meaning
she finds the videos online

that we're gonna put, you know,

that we put on the site. Bye!

We gotta get a shot
of Hank, right here.

Hank's our account.

This guy, this guy.

Gentlemen. Yeah, he's not

the happiest guy in the world.

This is important
to get on camera.

This is, this is all
Griffin's design.

You can see Griffin all
over this right here.

This is his work. You know,

it was like patriotic. Yeah.

No, it's very patriotic.
I put, like, stars.

We're missing the stripes
but you get the point.

No, it's good, it's good.
Marketing,

this is how we make money.

Tell us about yourself.

Just tell, tell
you about myself?

Yeah, you're not gonna
hold the camera on me

the whole time, are you?

Well that's the
only way I'll, you know,

agree to do this.

Come on,
just put it a little lower.

We wanna see your face.
Okay, okay, okay.

I'm gonna do something.

I'm gonna take this
camera from you.

We wanna see you, man.

What do you do for the company?

Tell us. My, I think
my day-to-day

is, you know, like I'm
in charge of what I,

you know, frame as REM,

which is not rapid eye movement,

but it's, you know, research,

and, um, engagement,

and money.

So, like, we have to,
I have to, like,

research all of the content
that goes on the website,

and I have to make
sure that people

are actually engaging
with the content.

And then the clicks equal cash.

This is the nitty gritty.

This is the not-fun floor.

Yeah. It's not as fun.

I don't spend as
much time up here.

This is where
programming happens.

Yeah, there's more programming.

Less, less... Sales.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, programming
is a huge component

of Gigaler now
because we're moving

into that software algorithm,

and, uh, it's exciting.
My favorite place.

Yeah. My favorite place.

Oh, he's gettin' a call.
The kitchen!

Um, I should take this,

so can you guys just hold...
Okay, sure.

We're good to let him go?
Chris, we'll see you later.

And I think, uh, we need,

we need to introduce
you to an employee

that I, I believe is,

is quintessential to the company

and, uh, is, is truly, you know,

one of the most
important key players,

and that is Griffin.

Welcome to my life. This is his.

So this is my desk.

This is my office.

This is my vision board.

This is what I'm doing.

I like to read. Yeah.

You know, a bunch of,
like, you know, magazines.

That's my dog. Yeah.

He's so bad.

You know, and then I.

Did somebody put chocolate
milk on my desk?

It was not...
Was that you?

Everybody in this company knows

that I hate chocolate milk,

and so they like to just leave

their disgusting milk
cartons on my desk.

I had no idea, no idea.
I hate milk.

There was a, an article that
was published about Gigaler,

talking about its,
its infringement

on people's right to privacy.

No!

You know, I mean,
nothing intentional.

At the end of the day,

remember that this was
started by Chris and I,

um, to have fun.

I mean, you're getting
to know a website

the more you visit it.

Why shouldn't a website
get to know you

at the same time?

It's kind of my philosophy.

Why is it a one-way
street, you know?

If we're investing so much time,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

into the Internet and
into these websites,

then why shouldn't they
be investing in us?

We're tracking them to
make it a better site,

and that's what they, you know,

they don't have
to go to the site

if they don't want to,

but if they go to the site,

they, they've kinda
understood that agreement,

that we're gonna follow you,

and we're gonna know
what you wanna see.

You choose to come
to our website.

We're not finding you.

We wanna help you,

we wanna make your
experience better.

We wanna, we wanna give you

a, a, an individual relationship

to our homepage. It's the reason

these lights are on.

The reason you have a job

and I'm paying your salary

is because of clicks
and eyeballs.

Clicks, meaning people
clicking on things.

Eyeballs, meaning the hits that
we're getting on the site.

Clicks and eyeballs are,
at the end of the day,

all that matter. You
know, so many people

call it traffic.

I, I, I prefer patrons.

You know, the patrons
of our website,

each one has an
individual homepage

that greets them based on their,

uh, uh, uh, uh, user history

and their cookies,

and, uh, and, uh, and, and, uh,

their, their web, um, um,

their web use.

So let's, uh, take
a look at, uh,

uh, my right-hand man,
Tom's right-hand man.

Chris' right-hand man.
Time out for one second.

I, I have to go.

You can handle this
at this point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
all right, so good.

See, um, you know, the
company right-hand man.

Abbi.

She will literally
sit here all day

and not move.

I feel like I'm spying on
her, it's getting awkward.

Abbi.

Hello!

Hi, what's up?

Um, she's shy.

She doesn't like
to be on camera.

She's... Okay, I'm not shy.

Sorry, she's inner, introverted.

She gave me that note last week.

Introverted, she, she doesn't
like to be called shy.

Okay, wave to the camera.

Abbi's doing programming work.
Hi, guys.

Happy birthday, Abbi.

What? It's, no.

No, guys, it's not my birthday.

It's like my thing.

What's your, like,
what's your job?

Uh, okay, so my overall job

is, uh, to build the, um,

the foundation, um, meaning
the software and everything.

Uh, the way that Gigaler works.

And we have this unique concept

of, um, this really streamlined,

customized, uh, content
presentation for the user.

I've sort of, um,

always been interested in that,

in making technology more
personal and more useful.

Um, technology should
make life easier, so.

Tom is more like a tornado,

and Chris is more
of a hurricane.

Um, Tom can just
walk into a room

and cause just absolute mayhem,

just wreak total havoc

upon everybody's
creative process,

and then we all come
out the better for it.

Chris is like a quiet storm.

He's definitely, um,
he takes his time.

He lets everything fully process

before he reaches
decisions on it,

which is, um, a little
bit more similar

to the way that I operate,

so I identified more with Chris

upon first meeting them both.

Um, I don't know, I joked once,

and they've never
let me forget it,

that first I wanted
to work at Gigaler

and then I wanted
to work for Chris.

What do you hope is the future

of the company? Gigaler,
in three years,

uh, 30% of our users
have us as homepage.

Uh, that is the ultimate goal.

We are people's first connection

when they turn on
their computer,

when they go on to the Internet.

An old friend of mine, uh, eh,

that was a motivational speaker,

did a motivational-speaking
kind of tour,

uh, said why aren't there
rich people, millionaires,

everywhere?

And he said 'cause
people have bug buts.

And he didn't mean
their rear end.

What he meant was, he
meant the word but.

I wanna be a doctor, but it's
a lot of, uh, hard work.

Uh, I wanna be an
actor, but I'm too shy.

Um, any of the.

The bottom line is, he said

all that you have to
do is change one word.

You have to change but to and.

I am an and person, I
don't have any buts.

I want to make Gigaler into
a billion dollar company,

but I'm afraid.

I wanna make Gigaler into
a billion dollar company,

and I'm afraid, and
we're gonna do it,

and watch us on the
cover of Time magazine.

So I just found
an amazing video.

Someone submitted it to me,

um, about 10 minutes ago.

Uh, I wanna show Tom.

I think he's gonna love it.

It's totally why I do my job,

so if he hates it,

then I quit.

Hello. Hi.

What have you got? Hi, um.

I want you to see something.

Have a seat. Okay.

Yeah. Good or bad?

Uh, I want you to
decide what you think.

Okay. Just hit play.

Do you love that?

That was awesome.
Do you love that?

Yeah, that was awesome.

Oh, man.

That's gotta go
up in the banner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

so it's good. We
gotta get Chris.

Let's go take it to Chris.
We gotta get Chris.

Let's go take it to Chris.
And play it totally serious.

Be like this is a...
He's gonna shit himself.

Yeah, we'll be like, all right,

this is somethin' we
gotta talk about.

Yeah, like you.

All the phrases... Chris.

So it's, like, yeah,
I'm just on the phone

with Stacy, so, um,
so it's like a,

so, so I'm talking about tags

that make a larger
context, uh, uh,

instead of just like, you know,

ghosts or like, uh, you know.

Chris, it's important.

This is important, we
have to take this.

No, I know, but.

Can we not, can we
not film when I'm?

No, no, no, this is serious.

You gotta check this out.

Here, sit down.

We got this video submitted,

and we do not know what
to make of it, so.

But I.

What's that?

What am I gonna... Shh.

Well just check it out.

Just pay attention.
You gotta pay

attention here.

I'm so sorry.

Did you spill coffee on yourself?

I, I'm sorry.

Look, the only defense.
Why didn't ya?

Woo!

All right, hang on, Abbi,

I'm texting Abbi that.
You bastards.

It was worse than I thought.

I'll pay for the dry cleaning.

All right, hang on. Yeah.

Hey, hey, Abbi, we
gotta talk about a video

that was submitted to us. Yeah.

Could you come
in and check it out?

Yeah. Yeah.

We all wanna kinda
discuss it afterwards.

Well, here, come on, sit.

I, I would like to
schedule a conference

after this to talk about this.

I mean, it's crazy to get
this kinda thing submitted.

Okay.

Uh, yeah.

Oh!

That should be like left
banner, uh, like go.

Right? I vote homepage.

Yeah, homepage? Homepage, guys.

Yeah. The homepage, Chris?

We need homepage from you.
He's in a state of shock.

Chris?

Say homepage. It's
on the homepage.

But say it to the camera.
It's on the homepage.

Homepage to the camera.
The camera.

Say it right there.
Goes on the homepage.

Go for it, Abbi.

Obviously, this is not gonna
be the typical hour meeting.

Okay, I know everybody's
phones are going off.

I just ask, just put
'em on vibrate,

just put 'em on silent
for five minutes, okay?

All right, we have a huge video.

Okay, and we all know this.

And we're all, yeah, give
a round of applause.

Fine, huge video, huge video.

But, but, but, but

if we don't capitalize
on that video,

we're nowhere, okay?

So here's what I wanna do.

First off, don't laugh,

I just want everybody to
hold hands real quick.

Come on, join hands.

Okay, just close your eyes,

and I want ya to just,

this excitement, this
feeling that you have,

this happy energy,

I just want ya to hold on
to it for a little bit

and just think, this
is the way Gigaler.com

is going to be.

Okay, from now on,
this is the way

it's always gonna be.

Just hold that in your head
for just a second, okay?

Okay, Abbi, just, like,

explain what's
happening right now.

Okay, so, right now,
we are dealing with

a lot more traffic
than we are used to.

Have you ever
seen anything like this?

I have never, Griffin,
I've never seen

anything like this,
this is insane.

Obviously, we're gonna
move the software forward

much quicker now because
we have information.

Everyone knows we've just been
keeping the website stable.

We've been increasing
the bandwidth,

and we are going
to drop this, uh,

program into our site
within the next week or so.

Joe is actually, I
think, working right now

just to fix the bugs
and, I think, glitches.

And, uh, I think
that we're gonna be

all a-go, all ships forward.

And we are gonna drop some
magic for you all soon.

Audiences at home, stay tuned.

Bring him in,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Hello. Hello, Tom, welcome.

All-star day. Hi.

Oh, we're gonna hug?

This is awesome.

Well, I got some news, okay?

I'm not gonna say which studio,

but a major movie
studio contacted me,

and said they want to
potentially screen

exclusive trailers on our site.

Are you kidding me? Yeah.

Giglar gets exclusive content?

Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't wanna say it in
front of the camera,

but yeah.

Hoo, big day, big day.

Drinks tonight! Yep.

Drinks tonight. Yep, whisky,

whiskys on ice. We're goin' out

to the Mud Show

for margaritas.
Surprise, surprise.

The problem is that there's,

there's all kinds of viral sites

that are, that are
poppin' up our video.

I mean, they're not getting
the hits we're getting,

but they're poppin' it up,

and we need to put
a stop to that.

That's, you know.

I just got another
email, holy shit.

You got another?

Yeah.

Wait, what's going on?

Uh, hang on, hang on.
Just run outta the room

why don't you?

We got another video. Chris!

We got another video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get in here.

Abbi, get in here. I'll
be right back, sorry.

Yeah, sure, sure.

We have another video
from the same user.

Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick!

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Okay.

Same.

Dude, these are fantastic.

Here, can you scrub
and find that face?

Get to this whacky.

Look at that thing.
Whoa, go back, go back,

go back, go back.
Look at that face.

Right there. Freeze,
right there.

Sorry, movin' it back and forth.

Here we go. Go back.

Yeah, look at that.

Hey, wait, camera, get this,
get this, look at that.

Mark. That is awesome.

He's got disgusting teeth.

Who is that, Mark?

Is that makeup, is that makeup,

or is that a mask?
It's clearly makeup.

You can't even see his eye.

Well you can see the right eye.

Yeah, his eyes look
pulled back, wow.

Abbi, can I send this to you?

Can you track it?
Yeah, of course.

We find out who's
making these things,

this, Chris, this
is the time to pay.

We need exclusivity on these.

Abbi, can you do it

in 45 minutes? This
is, this, this is,

this is the time,
this is the time

that we pay. Okay, hang on.

Get that on camera.

I never thought I'd
hear those words

from him. This is the time.

This is the time we pay.
It's the time

we should pay. 'Kay, come on.

We reconvene, what, in an hour?

We can't, uh, yeah, yeah, we'll,

we'll just drop some numbers

and then we'll...
Abbi, I just sent it.

Abbi, change of plan.

Obviously, get on the
IP, thank ya very much.

You're amazing.

Thank you, Griffin.
Okay, anonymous.

See you. Where are you?

There are two ways to submit
videos to Gigaler, okay?

So there's like a, you
know, lemme show ya.

You wanna submit a video,

basically you can fill
out this whole form,

and, like, submit a
user-submitted video

so we know who you are.

We know it is Gene
Smith's video,

and she can, you know,
she fills out the form,

we figure out that it's you.

Uh, and then we can track you.

And number two is
that you can do

an anonymous submission

where you don't
tell us your name,

and you just submit a video.

Why'd ya wanna do
that, I don't know,

but people do it.

Um, but if you're anonymous,

then we are supposed to
not be able to track you.

But the truth is
we can track you.

I just have to call Abbi.

And Abbi can look you up.

She'll find out all your shit.

So we're gonna have

all of the information we
need in about 20 minutes

if Abbi's on her game.

If she's not on her
game, 25 minutes.

'Kay?

Yes, Karen, I would
love to do that.

I would love to have
a lunch with you.

Yeah, no, I think it, no,

I know it's been crazy.

Abbi, how's the hunt?
It's been really

easy.

They gave us pretty
much everything

I needed to find 'em,

just by sending us
two different files,

which are both original content,

which is amazing, so

kinda looks like these
guys wanna be found

right now, to be honest.

I'm doing a little
bit of data mining,

which basically just means
tracking your IP addresses,

basic stuff.

And it looks like I've got

what I need.

Okay, cool.

So it's looking like our videos

are coming from.

Bloomfield, New York.

Griffin, I have your address.

Huh?

I've got your address.
For the video?

Yeah.

Abbi strikes again!

Tell me somethin'. Okay.

Tell me somethin' good.
So I've got an address

and a phone number for you.

Phone number appears
to be a landline.

The number's been
around for a while.

Hey, Mark, can you hold,

can you hold? Yep, got it.

Go ahead. So we've got

address and phone
number right now.

The town appears
to be Bloomfield.

You're a genius.

This why we hired
you, you're so good.

Now let me see.
Bloomfield, New York.

Where we at?

Looking like a Rochester

area. Rochester, oh.

Cute, I have family up there.

You know what, we
should go get, uh,

Tom and Chris.

Okay. Mark, follow, follow,

follow, follow, follow.
All right.

Move!

Griff, here's this.

All right, just, uh.

Yeah, shh, shh.

Voicemail.

Uh, yes, hi, this is, uh, Tom
Brennan from Gigaler.com.

Uh, who am I speaking with?

Uh, from, we're
from Gigaler.com.

Uh, you submitted a video to us.

And, uh, actually the
number was in the metadata.

Uh huh.

Uh, who am I speaking with?

What is your name?

Tara, hi.

Okay, um, Tara. Mm hmm.

Call 'em back later.

Uh, are you, were you the person

responsible for making the,

the videos that were
submitted to us?

Oh great, great, well, um,

the reason we're calling
is we would love to see,

I mean, we love
what you're doing.

We love what you're making.

We would like to see
if we can set up

some type of exclusive deal

where you would only be
able to air the videos

on, on Gigaler,

and any future videos would
come to us directly.

Does that make sense?

Yes.

And, um, what we're
talking about

is actually paying you,

actually giving you money

so that any future videos

come to us and us only.

So you, they can't be
aired anywhere else.

Do, do you get that?

Okay, so you have a
partner involved.

And who's, who is the partner?

Okay, how 'bout this?

Um, maybe we can talk
at a different time.

It may not be a
perfect time for you.

Um, and, can I give
you my phone number,

and perhaps we can talk at a
different time about this?

Sure, sure, okay, it's 2-1-6

2-2-0-9-7-8-1.

Okay, uh, so hopefully
we can do a deal

and so some, oh, she hung up.

Well that's exactly the way
I was hoping that would go.

That's exactly...
Well that went,

that went well.

Get that on camera,

as how good a sales call,
that's right, baby.

That's, should be the
training sales call.

You can even say no.

You should've said that.

Are you kidding me?

What was that? I have no idea.

Okay, okay.

Uh, hello there.

So, it's like

ten or so at night,

and, uh, Tara has
just called Tom

on his cellphone,

and they've been talking
for, like, five minutes,

and, uh, so I turned my phone on

so we could see
what happens, okay?

Let me ask you this,

are you... He's like
really into it.

All right, Griffin,
you're welcome.

Ready.

Okay.

I don't know what that means.

It depends on how we look at it,

but, uh.

So, you mentioned you had, uh,

somebody else last time.

What was his name again?

Francis.

He sounds so suave, doesn't he?

Your business partner?
He's like,

he's like in his,
like, Macho Man mode.

Okay, oh, all right.

So he's your business partner.

Okay.

And, uh.

Okay.

Kind of.

Well, it's, uh, do you live,

do you live with him?

Oh, okay.

They live together.

Um, okay. They live together.

The plot thickens.

Will Tom prevail? Well
lemme ask you this.

I mean, what does he think
about the exclusive content,

uh, you know, in,
in, in doing, yeah?

It's complicated.

Hmm.

I understand completely.

But, you know, at the same time,

I'm glad we're talking.

And, uh, I, I will say
that I love your accent.

Are you, uh,

are you from London?

Yeah, look at that,
that's your ball shot.

You're from London.

Yeah.

I was feeling this much less.

Oh no, no, we don't have
to talk about that at all.

I was, I was just bringing
up your voice, that's all.

That's all I was doing,

was just bringing
up your accent.

I was just bringing up
your beautiful voice.

I have a beautiful voice.

That's very sweet.

That, that's really flattering.

She said.

Oh shit.

Francis coming back
and he can't know

that we're on the phone?

Okay, okay.

Uh, but when can I expect
another call from you?

Is there another time
that's, that works,

that we could, uh, she hung up.

No! I just heard the

beep, beep, beep. No, no, no!

Oh my God.

Dude! Dude, what was that?

Francis is coming.

I can't be on the phone
with you right now, Tom.

Please call me back later.

Please, call me back,
get a new number.

Yeah, that was, that was
whacky, that was whacky.

If she's the girl in
the video, I'm in.

I mean, that, that girl's hot.

She's got the British accent.

Uh, that's that's...
British accent!

Number one. Yeah,
that was awesome.

But, you know how, you know...

She was nice to you,

she wanted to talk. No,
but she, it ain't,

it ain't, it ain't her.

It's, 'cause she
said, I asked her,

are you, are you the
girl in the video,

and she says, well, it depends,

which means... What
does that even mean?

That means she's 65, 70.

She's got half her teeth.
So we've got

a cat purse happening.
And she's 350 pounds.

Yeah, that's what it means.

So like, you're
gonna have, like,

a long correspondence with here,

and you're gonna, like, go,

well maybe I'm like, I'm like
flying near where you live,

maybe I should drive over

and we can say hi
to your horses.

It's gonna be this
big gigantic woman.

Get this, first off,
enough with the camera.

Get it off me for a second.

This, this is.

Is this real?

I mean, like what the hell?

I mean, that doesn't seem...
You're the one

who just talked to her for like

eight minutes or so.
Yeah, I talked to her

and she said she had to go

'cause Francis was coming.

I mean, what the hell?
Yeah, man, I mean,

she's obviously, you're
her dude on the side.

And she's like lookin'
for something and.

Let's keep the video on the site

and let's keep makin' hits,

and I don't care.

I, I'll date her.

Let's put it this way,

if she keeps givin' videos,

they get 30,000,000
hits, I'll date her,

I'll date her for a year.
You don't care

what she looks like. Yeah,
exactly, I don't care

what she looks like.
You don't care what

she looks like, you're
gonna love her.

Exactly, exactly. She's gonna,

you're gonna beer bitch.
Payin' for my Aston Martin.

I'll be, yeah, I'll
be happy, so, yeah.

Well either way, man. I'll
take one for the team.

I'm really happy for you.

I really... You're
really happy for me.

I can't wait to be
the godfather to your kids.

Shut up!

This morning, obviously
our most popular video

right now is the,

the graveyard video,
it's really well.

Great, so like here's a bunch.

"This girl is so hot."

"Wow, this video scared
the crap outta me."

Wow, so we've got Tyler
Daniel's information.

Thanks, Tyler, you've just
become a Gigaler member.

There's like

hundreds of these comments.

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, Mark.

Mark.

Abbi, come look, please.

Quickly, emergency.

Have you seen Tara Rogers?

Where is that from?

I just went through
the comment threads.

So I was going through
the comment threads.

Ella Grace.

"This looks like that Tara
Rogers girl who went missing."

"No way, I agree, this is nuts.

"When was this made?

"This is def her, Google it."

"Seriously, she went missing
a couple years ago.

"I remember, that's freaky."

"Oh wow, this is for real."

When I Google Tara
Rogers, this pops up.

That is that girl.

That's the same girl.

Oh no.

She has a Facebook page.

Um.

Is that her? It looks
just like her.

Do you think it looks like her?

I know, I know. It does.

It does, okay.

It says she's
been missing for years.

Help us find, our efforts
to find Tara Rogers, 21,

of Rochester, new York?
For years?

Shit.

Tom.

Yes. Tom, Chris.

Yeah? I think you need

to check your inboxes.

Right now, check 'em, please.

Quickly. All right.

Okay, and who is this?

Take a close look.

Tara Rogers missing.

No way.

Look at all the links.

Guys, there are dozens,

I mean there are dozens
of news articles

about the disappearance
of this girl.

She's been gone for two years.

Hold up.

And so we're saying? Click,
click, click, click.

Yeah.

She's got a Facebook profile.

Hold on.

There's a video.
Missing from the

Rochester area.

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hello, hello, hello.
Shh, shh, shh,

I got a video, I got a video.

Meet, and it's
going really well.

I met him at a bar last week.

Um, so. That sounds like her.

It's like, I'd
say he's an eight.

He looked much better...
That's the voice.

It is.

What the hell?

So what do you... Hold
up, hold up, hold up.

Let me get the video.
So what are you saying?

That this? But how do you,

how do you know?

Where, like where, how
did this all start?

Okay, I was scrolling
through the video comments.

Okay.

And someone, there
was like a, a thread

of like 500 deep saying this
looks like Tara Rogers.

I'm lookin' at the
original screamer video.

Let's, I'm scrubbin' this...
It's the same girl!

Tom, there's a 1-800
hotline for this girl.

No way.

There's multiple hotlines

for this girl. Where is the,

I had the window up with the,

see this, I'm lookin'
at the video right now.

That face, yeah, it looks,

right there it looks detached.

That's VFX.

They're doin' some
kind, this is a prank.

Tom. Tom, you said it sounded

just like her. Tom.

So they do the voice.

You don't think they can
do the voice on the phone?

Come on! You're the one who said

it sounded just like her.

You're the one that's
been talking to her

for the past two days.

Then let's get her on
the phone right now

and we'll ask her. What
are you gonna ask her?

That'll solve the problem.
What are you gonna ask her?

I'm gonna ask her who she is.

She never said her
last name once.

Well, yeah, but, but.

So you think she's gonna say

yes, I'm Tara Rogers?

Uh, let's find out. Think
before you call her.

You should have a plan.
I don't have a plan

'cause I'm pissed off!

Shh, shh, shh.

Yeah, hey, Tara.

Um, I had a question for ya.

Actually, I realized I never
caught your last name.

What was your last name?

Is it Rogers?

Francis is there, okay.

Now who is, is, is Francis,
who is Francis again?

All right, Tara, can I ask you?

Are you, are you
pretending to be?

Are you some?

Are you aware of
the missing girl

named Tara Rogers?

Tara?

Are you aware of that girl?

I'm telling you, that's her.

So what now? I'm
telling you it's her.

I don't know what now.

She has access to a phone.

How can she be missing
for two years?

Exactly.

Exactly, exactly.

You think she staged it.
So this is some

type of hoax.

This is a backstory
they put together

for the screamer video, man.

If it really is a missing person,

I think the police are going
to be calling Gigaler

any minute.

I think we have maybe a day.
Well we don't have to tell...

Great, great, that's press.

We'll get triple the hits.

Fantastic!

I don't know, guys.

Other scenario, some
missing girl is being

just totally exploited
and manipulated,

and somewhere there's a family

that might have to
suffer over this.

So can we just?

We can spin this beautifully.

Here's what we do.

Everybody relax, we
do more research.

Abbi, check out this video.

See if you can find if
there's any visual effects,

or they're doing, you know,
any whatever it's called.

Vertiscoping, whatever
they're doing with the face.

See what you can find, okay?

Griffin, do more research.

I want a pile of
papers on my desk.

And you know what, Chris?

Worst-case scenario, scenario,

we reframe this, okay?

We make it, uh, you know,

can you believe
this is happening?

They're posting images
of a dead girl.

Tom, Tom. Doing
anything irrational,

doing anything, you know,

jumping into conclusions.
Impulsive, yeah.

Conclusions right now, I,

I don't want to assume anything.

Okay. Griffin.

Griffin, I don't wanna assume

anything, okay? I'm just saying

I think it's irrational
to wait, that's all.

Just do what we asked, okay?

You work for us, do what we ask.

Get the research, you
check out the video.

Goshdang.

It could never be easy.

Are you kidding me?

Hey, Chris.

What are you looking at me like,

what are you lookin'
at me like that for?

All right, Chris, what the
hell you want me to do?

Can we, actually, can
we just stop filming,

please, Mark, all right?

Follow them.

Jesus, get the hell outta
here for five minutes.

I will stick to this,

that we did not do
anything wrong.

And we didn't.

You see what I'm saying?

It's like, what have
we done, Griff?

We, we put, we got a
video and we posted it.

We didn't do anything
wrong, you know?

And... We didn't do anything

wrong up till now.
Right, that's...

From, from, from, from,
from here on forward,

what we do...
Everything is wrong.

What we do... We,
we haven't done...

No, no, no. We haven't
done anything

wrong yet. It's not, it's not...

Everything is wrong. Guys,
can I roll on this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mark.

I guess. Yeah, whatever.

Thanks. This could
all be a hoax.

Okay. You see what I'm saying?

That's been going
on for two years?

A missing person hoax?
That's an elaborate hoax

for one video.

That's all I'm saying.

It's an elaborate
hoax for one video.

You think this girl
stopped her Facebook page

two years ago? When
was the last post?

When was the last post,
let's find that out.

Two whole years.

That's quite an elaborate hoax,

that's all I'm sayin'.

Hi, guys.

Um, so, you know
how much I like...

Is this the girl you
were talking to?

That's the voice. How
much money I spend...

That is the girl.

You know what, you
shouldn't show,

actually, don't show this.

I don't want you
showing this, no, no.

Well, we reframe
maybe, you know?

Or we put out a press release

saying exactly what happened.

I'm not saying to lie.
Yeah, okay.

I'm saying exactly
what happened.

Okay, I'm okay with that.
We were submitted this

and we put it up and
we didn't know,

you know what I mean?

And then it makes us some good

and still gets us hits.

It's Abbs.

Hi.

All right. Hey, Abbi.

Hey, hey, hey.

Honestly, guys, mystery solved.

What? What have ya got?

We have... Mark, watch out.

We have some, uh,

some assholes.

I was scrubbing
though the video,

and I realized

that this

grave that we see

right in front in this
first screamer that we got

belongs to a Francis Tumuelety.

Who was that? Oh,
jeez, that's...

Francis.

When you look that up,

along with Rochester,
et cetera, et cetera,

with all the information
that we got from this girl.

Is that a wiki page?
You land on a

Francis Tumblety. Okay, who is?

Who is one of the prime suspects

of Jack the Ripper murders.

So.

No way.

You know, it must
be real, Griffin.

This must be a real girl

that's kidnapped by
Jack the Ripper.

Yeah, that makes sense.
We know from finding

out information about her
from her social media...

Jesus. What a bunch of assholes.

She was supposed to
be a little promiscuous.

All of Jack the Ripper's victims

are a little promiscuous. Who?

It just seems so,

so set up and so messed up.
Yeah!

I still don't understand.
I would like to be clear.

We're not dealing with
kidnappers anymore.

We're dealing with
assholes, okay?

We're dealing with assholes

that are messing with us, okay?

And they need a
little lesson, okay?

How 'bout this?

Griffin, come on, I need
you back here, buddy.

Listen.

How 'bout this?

We go up there, we take
this camera, okay?

We take this camera,
we go up there,

and we confront them.

What are ya doin'?

We have an address.

Let's go knock on
the goddamn door.

We're not gonna go,

we're not gonna go on a tour

and, and, and break a story.

Chris, we get that video,

we capture that video,

it's a simple knock on the door.

What did you do?

I mean, it's like
investigative reporting.

And guess what?

It plays everywhere.

You know how many media
stations would pick that up?

Griff?

I think it's fucking genius.

I say we leave tomorrow.
Look at this, yes!

Yes, yes! It's a
really fun idea,

but we're not gonna like show up

like cavaliers to be?

Why wouldn't we? What
are we doin', partner?

Think how huge it could be.
Could I have,

could I have a minute?

Let's step away for a minute.

Just one minute over
here, please, please.

Come here. You gonna put me

in a corner? Yes,
you're in the corner.

You're in time-out. A time-out.

A time-out. Come here.

Time -out.

Can you not?

You know what?

This goes everywhere.

Bam, Gigaler though the roof.

Okay, we're barely keepin'
the lights on, man.

This gets exposed and we
have to take the video down,

goodbye.

Unless we get another pot
of gold in our laps.

This is a pot of
gold in our laps!

Tom, you don't have
to yell at me, okay?

Was I yelling?

Was I yelling? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

you're, you're kind of yelling,

and I don't want you
to raise your voice,

okay? Okay.

So you were telling me that we

are going to benefit? Yes!

Everything, everything
will benefit.

This is gonna be
on media outlets,

TV news outlets,
everywhere, come on!

And this is our job?

No, this is not our job.

But this is the core team,

and if this, this hits?

The core team, this
is successful, man.

I mean, like, what's the
worst-case scenario?

The worst-case scenario,
we get nothing.

They tell us to get
the hell outta there.

And then we walk back with crap.

Sure, what have
we lost, one day?

But what have we gained?

On the other side,
what have we gained

if this goes gigantic?

And we expose someone for
setting all this up,

and... Yeah!

You really think this is going

to help our website? Oh yeah.

I don't, okay, I don't,

okay, I don't see that,

but I, I, I, I don't see that,

but I am going to,
to, to, to trust

that whatever you, whatever you.

That's all I need,
just a little trust.

That's all I need.

That whatever you think
that this is goin' to be,

than I... Yes, I do.

We're gonna do this,
we're gonna do this.

We're going? Yep.

Yep. Did you get a limo?

What have we got?

Limo!

We're goin' on a jet plane?
No, no, make that clear!

Actually, Mark, we
don't even need you.

The four of us, core
team's goin' up

with the camera. Mark.

We're takin' a drive,
we're goin' up there.

Tell me the address again. Mark.

Do we need to look
for hotels up here?

Guys, I, I've, I've still
got a cousin up there.

I don't know, we could call her,

and see if she's got...
Do it, do it.

Savin' money, savin' money.
We could do a hotel.

We could do a hotel.

No, no, no, no, tomorrow
night, that's it.

Cool?

Okay, tomorrow night,

we'll be there tomorrow night.
What?

Oh, this is great.

We're not investigating
anything.

We're bringing a camera
to someone's house.

Mm hmm, to say why
have you been lying?

Sorry.

Are you drunk?

He's drinking water.

He just spilled it
all over the floor.

It's fine, it's fine.

Are you that upset? I'm
not upset, I just.

Okay, we will see
you tomorrow night.

Yes, yes, yes! Oh my God!

This is happening,
this is happening.

It's getting even better. Yep.

All right, we'll jump in my car

tomorrow morning.
Family reunion.

You know what we do too? What?

We stop at the grave first.

This guy, this is the
Rochester area, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

We stop at the grave first.

And we go up there and
we do the whole thing.

This is where they set this
thing up and whatever.

This ain't clicks anymore,

this ain't the Internet anymore.

We're gonna be on
TV, media, radio.

I've wanted to be a part

of something revolutionary
my entire life,

and, uh, uh, uh,

and I feel like Gigaler is it.

From the beginning
of the Internet,

people have been
trying to monetize,

uh, uh, your, your time,

and I hope and I pray
that as we move forward,

this becomes the model
in which all future,

uh, uh, uh, start-up
endeavors are built on.

Not on, on, on monetizing
people's time,

but on providing
them with something

that is truly a
beneficial relationship.

Uh, and I hope that if
you come to work for us,

uh, you can get on
board because, uh,

uh, frankly, if you're not,

then, uh, uh, you
don't belong here.

Um.

Uh, sorry, that just
kinda came, came out.

But was that, is that sort of?
I think it's great.

Okay.

All right, here we go.

Ah, ha, ha, ha.

This is morning and, uh,

we are

en route to pick up
Griffin and Abbi

for Tom's, uh, adventure
extraordinaire,

investigative

uh, co-op mission.

You have to kinda follow
the signs and the omens

and just, uh... We're
going to follow

the omens, that's exactly
what we're doing.

When something
falls in your lap,

you may not know what
the end result is,

and I think that's,
gosh, that's,

I hate to make it into
a motivational speech,

but isn't that Gigaler?

Oh my gosh. I mean,
we just follow

our, our hearts.
Don't make it a,

it's too early for a
motivational speech right now.

I'm gonna make ya all hold hands

when they get in the car.

You're kidding.

How long's the drive?

Uh, I think it's four hours.

Yeah. Yep.

They're waiting for us?
They're waiting outside

or no? Uh, he said they're

waiting for us. Okay.

So. I guess we'll figure

that out when we pull up.

In case you got...
They are not outside,

for the record. All right, yeah.

I can see them. Here we go,

we're pulling up.

I don't see them anywhere.

They should be coming out. Hey!

Right outta there.
I'm still beepin'.

Ready? Beep beep beep.

There they are.

They have got the camera.
Look at him,

he's got the camera already.

Look at him, look
at him, he's ready.

Good morning! Morning, guys.

Good morning to you. Yes!

Morning. The Giglar.

Investigation Team,
ready to roll.

Do you hear him?

The Giglar Investigation Team?

The GIT.

Yeah.

Do you guys need coffee?

Can we get some coffee?
Can we please

get something to eat?

I wouldn't mind like a little...

There's no coffee in the limo.

Abbi's already down.

The hood is on.

She hates life right now.
No, we're gonna...

Abbi, have you
ever been in a car

with three men for four hours?

No.

What am I getting
myself into here?

Ready for all the
smells that come with it?

No! Jesus.

Would you rather,
would you rather

achieve great things

and, uh, you know,
be respectable

and have no one remember you,

or, like, do something that
puts you off the edge,

but you're infamous.

All right, so gimme this.

All right, so, okay.

Tumblety,

Tumblety, right, like,

is infamous now because
he was Jack the Ripper.

So, like, would you
rather be infamous

or, uh, forgotten?

Could I be famous for
something like amazing?

Or do I have to be famous
for something bad?

But infamous means
that you're famous

for some bad reason. Bad?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, always.

Would you rather be...
Can I just be famous?

Abbi?

Infamy or...

Or nothin'. Or nothin'.

Um,

as long as, I, I don't know.

Did I accomplish everything I
wanted to accomplish in life?

But if I was good and I
accomplished things, um,

content. If you accomplished

everything but just
weren't remembered.

That's fine with me. That
would be good enough

for you. Abbi.

Oh my God. Griffin.

Huh? How ya doin' back there?

I'm watching a video

someone submitted

of this person, um,
sleeping, getting wasabi

all in her mouth.

Why would you do
that to somebody?

Thank you.

There it is.

You guys wanna see some exits?

I'll see it. I'll
look up the exact,

you guys have the exit, right?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I
mean, you have the address

so you could guess, but, yeah,

we're gonna go to... To where?

Is it Sister's on Sepulcher?

It's, I, I don't know if
it's Sisters, but, um.

Well he's supposed, sure.

So, Tumblety, there's
a couple reasons

why he is the most
likely Ripper suspect.

One, when he left, uh, London,

the murders stopped.

Uh, number two, uh, he
was a very rich guy,

and when he was buried,

they found, you know, diamonds

and all this, this rich,
expensive jewelry,

and they found two gold rings.

And the first victim lost

two gold rings. Two gold rings.

And then the third thing was,

they had a handwriting
expert look at

the Jack the Ripper letters,

look at some of his letters,

and said that's him.

I mean, come on, you
know what I mean?

Like that's, uh... Jeez.

Yeah. How soon can we get

to this graveyard 'cause the
sun's gonna be setting soon,

and I don't wanna
be here for that.

Okay, can you wait a mile?

Let's get to this graveyard

as soon as possible.

We've entered the danger zone.

Mm hmm.

Okay, this is Section 10.

Okay, so that's good, right?

Right, where are we here?

Uh, 11. 11, okay.

So let's just keep
goin' forward here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? This is it.

This is it, this is it.
That's it.

That's it right there. What is?

Here, this one right here.

Right there, let's do it.

Okay, let's go
look at a headstone.

At least it's not cold or anything.

Woo!

Let's do this.

Here it is, take it.

Okay, here we are.

Okay, yeah, that's
the one from the video.

Tumuelty.

Yeah, that's right.

It's spelled differently, huh?

Yeah, what is it?

T, yeah.

This is it right here.

Dr. Francis Tumuelty.

Yeah, look at this.

This must be a brother
or something.

1898, 1903.

Hey, Tom, wanna take a picture?

Jack the Ripper, yeah. Yeah.

This is, oh my
God, just no respect.

There's a dead person...
No respect?

He killed six
prostitutes, come on.

There's my respect.

He's lucky I don't
pee on the grave.

Wait, watch out, watch out,

there's a hand comin'
for your foot!

I'm going home.

Hey, check this out.

It says if you stand in front
of his grave at midnight,

and you ask three times,

are you Jack the Ripper,

nothing happens

'cause it's a dead guy.

He's been dead for
over 100 years.

And that's the end of it.
Ba da bum da bum.

Bump Ba Du bump.

Wow, man.

This is history right here.

You good to go?

Come on, Griff.

It's just so far apart out here.

You have any food?

Oh shoot, Tom,
I don't think we're,

I don't think we're
goin' the right way.

We're... Oh, we're
definitely goin'

the right way.

Oh. Well, no, I mean,

I think Abbi knows. Okay.

I don't know, I just was gonna.

Just makin' sure you
had the right address.

We would, uh, she'd be correct,

but we are not going to Emma's.

Where are we going?

We're going to Tara's house.

Tom. Tom!

You're kidding me.

Tom, we're not gonna go...
Right now?

Oh my God. Tom.

Okay. Tom, Tom, we...

You're kidding. When
we said we were gonna

do this, we, we, we, we
agreed we were gonna do it,

you know...

Calm down. In a
somewhat respectable

way, we're not gonna
show up at her house.

Okay, first off,
it's not that late.

Number one,

number two... Pitch
black outside.

Okay, yeah, and we show
up during the day,

and we roll out with
a bunch of camera,

you don't think they're
gonna freak out?

What are we doing now?

From the dark, we're jumping out

with a bunch of cameras.

They don't know
what we got goin'.

We're just showin' up.

We'll probably catch 'em.

They're relaxing right now.
Tom, I don' think

this is a good idea. Tom.

Just pull around. Let's
go to Emma's, please?

Let's go to Emma's.
Just pull around

and go back to the road,

and we can go to, to Abbi's.

All right, time out, time out.

Tom, don't... Lemme
try to call her

real quick, okay?

Jesus. You're gonna call Tara

from inside of this car?

Hey, Tara, we're
in your driveway.

We're just right
outside of your house.

Actually, I'm not
calling anybody.

Why? No signal.

Okay, well all the more
reason we drive somewhere

where there's signal and
we give her a call,

and we, we see... I
gotta tell ya, Chris,

we just pulled
into this driveway

with lights flashin'.

I mean, God, obviously
they know somebody's here.

Okay, they don't know
who is here, Tom.

We pull out and
we're just as good

as if we never came here
in the first place.

No, man, this is good video.

This is good video.
Tom, Tom, it's,

okay, Tom, you're not,

you're not listening to me.

I don't think that this
is a good idea, okay?

So I think that we go.

Let's try it. Tom, come on.

Are you, are you serious?
Tom, could you at least

pretend to care what I think?

Un-fucking-believable.

Okay, guys, ready?

Let's do what Tom wants to do.

Let's get this over with.
No, I'm good, thanks.

You're not gonna come?

No! All right, well you can stay

in the car.

Are you not coming?

Fuck.

I gotta go film.

You submitted a video
to Gigaler.com

and we'd like to talk
to you about that.

Okay?

All right.

Let's do this.

Okay.

I don't hear anything.

There's a light on upstairs.

He's home.

Okay, they don't wanna
answer the door, so...

What, they're sleeping at 8:30?

Well, I don't know,

but they're not answering
the door, Tom.

There's not, is
there a doorbell?

No.

Can we try a side door?

Oh my God.

What about the side
door is more compelling

for them to answer
than the front door?

You know what?

There's a flashlight
in my trunk.

Grab that, I'll go knock
on the side door, okay?

You want me to
grab a flashlight?

Yeah, Chris, I can't even see.

It's in the trunk.

Sure thing, Tom.
Time out, time out,

time out. Anything you say, Tom.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Lighten up, Chris.

Was that light on
when we pulled up?

Yes.

This one? Yeah.

Right, right? It was on.

So they're here.

So they turned their lights off.

Shine the light over here.
So they're giving us

the signal to go.
Yeah, shine the light

over here. Go away.

No, no, if they turned
the lights out,

they're playing a game.

I'm gonna knock on the door.
When someone turns

their lights off,
they, that's go away.

Tom, it's too much. Hello.

That light was on, damn it.

Can we check over here first?

Just check this
out, just to, just.

Oh.

Oh my God.

I just wanna look
in here real quick.

Just checkin' it out, chill out.

Here, shine the flashlight in.

You see anything?

Okay, cool garage, let's go.

You know, I was hopin' to see

like a whole production
studio in there.

Damn it.

Yeah, nothin' to see.

Yeah, tell me about it.

All right, I'm
freezin' my balls off.

Let's get outta here.
Let's get outta here.

Come on, guys.

What the hell was that?

Did you guys see it?

What?

What?

Chris, stop!

Nothing, I thought
I saw something.

What's going on?

Chris, come on.

Let's see 'em try to
hide from us tomorrow.

Tom.

Damn it, damn it!

Yeah, when we come back,
we'll see what happens.

Tom, I think you
owe us an apology.

No, I think they owe
us an apology, okay?

They wanna make a hoax video,

they owe us an apology, Chris,

and that's all I wanted.

And I'm gonna get it.
Tom, are you listening

to yourself?

They owe us an apology?

Oh my God, you're fucking
losing your mind

over this. Losing my mind?

Yeah. We're gettin'

great video, Chris, okay?

That was great video?

That's right. A bunch
of, yeah, exactly,

you drag all of us out here
in the middle of nowhere.

Shit.

Everything's gotta
be perfect for you.

Yeah, Tom, this is all
about me right now.

Yeah, can you,

can you grab that, thanks.
I got your bag.

Hey. Hi!

Hi, hi, hi.

Oh it's good to see you.

These are the guys.
Hi, Tom, how are you?

Emma, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Hi there, Chris. Hi, Emma.

Hey, Emma. Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much for having us.

Oh. That's Griffin, sorry about.

Uh, yeah. Hi.

We'll explain a lot. Okay, hi.

Hi. Emma.

Hi, nice to see you, sorry.

I don't, I've got two
hands on the camera.

I wanna close the door

to stop you from freezing.

Tofu for you, right?

You've got it.

Abbi. Thank you for all of this.

Of course. Abbi.

No problem. Thanks, thank you.

This is amazing, thank you.

You're okay with the cameras
and everything, no?

Not really.

Well. Why are you asking

her if she's okay with the?

I, thank you for allowing us...

Are you saying you're forcing
somebody to do something?

I'm forcing her... Oh wow, God,

I thought that was a
cardinal sin around here...

That's fine. Thank you
for being honest.

Yeah, that's good. That's okay.

Did you hear what he just said?

But, um... I'm your boss.

I'm your boss. You're
also my friend.

Yeah. Okay, so, Emma,

what we're doing, gentlemen,

is we are here to try
and expose a bunch

of creepy people...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!

No, no, no.

You know what?

Thank you for your hospitality.

All you need to know is
what brought us here

for us has something to
do with a missing girl.

Girl that went
missing, Tara Rogers.

That's the end of it. Who?

Tara Rogers, girl
that went missing.

Tara Rogers. She disappeared.

Like two years ago. I know her.

You never heard,
wait, wait, you know her?

I mean, we weren't friends,

but I met her once.

When she went missing,

all the old ladies over there,

there was the rumor that,

you know, she was
sleeping around...

Was like slutty.

I guess. I mean, I'm sorry,

I'm not sayin' that.

That's not a nice word.
Let her finish, go ahead.

Continue, please. Slutty.

Basically that. You remember

what she looked like, right?
Mm hmm.

Would you pull up the video?

We're gonna show you
a video real quick.

I just want you to
tell me if this is her

in the video. All right, sure.

All right, check it out.

Here.

See the girl walkin' on his grave?

Does that look like her?

I don't think so, no.

No, it doesn't look like her.
You don't think so.

She met her once, Tom.

Is that the authority?

Now it's your fault,
I understand.

Cheers, this is amazing.

Thanks for everything.

You have a beautiful house.

Do this.

You don't, you can't cross.

You cannot cross.
You cannot cross.

You have to look into
each other eyes,

or no sex for seven years.

Jeez, and I'm checkin' my phone.

What a consequence.

Quick, everyone look.

That escalated quickly.

I need this, I need
this, I need this.

Yeah, I forgot to
mention that before.

Okay, ready?

And then, no, Tom!

Tom, you can't look

at your phone. Two
seconds, two seconds.

Oh, sorry. Seven
years without sex.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wouldn't be the first time.

And then you drink it.

You're supposed to slam it, but.

We're all supposed to slam it?

Ah, yeah.

Hello? Wow!

Hello, hello!

Hello!

She's the most fun person here,

I've just discovered. I quit.

All right, I'd like
to say something.

I'd like to say something.

Thank you for having
us in your home

and being so hospitable.

And I'd also like
to say, for real,

since you know,
just to make sure

there's no elephants
in the room,

I'm sorry that we went at night.

I should've told you that
we were gonna do that.

I'm sorry, Chris. I
accept your apology.

Thank you.

Great, the business continues!

Nice!

When are we gonna
talk about my life, Tom?

This is why we didn't
let him have, like,

the whole video will just
be of a, of a tower.

I think it's gonna fall.
He's got the kind of.

Darth Vadar thing goin'.
He's providing wind effects.

Hey, um... Wait,
hang on, hang on.

You called it quits.
Shh, shh, shh.

One second. What?

It's okay, no, I'm not gonna
call you out or anything,

but I just wanna make
sure that I know

what we're doing.

He, he says he's not
gonna come tomorrow,

and do the videos, okay?

Just, just me and you maybe?

I prefer not to.

You're against it? Yeah.

Like morally against it?
Griff, I just don't wanna,

I just don't, I don't wanna.

I'm fine with it.

Cheers. Cheers.

You have to slam it now. Okay.

Oh jeez, here we go.

I think I'm already
a little bit tipsy.

I can't imagine why.

I can't imagine why.

Love it. Cheers.

So now we have to toast again.

To who? And someone else

has to slam it.

Oh, right on me.

Thanks.

No, he'll get over it.

We'll get good footage.

Look, because at the
end of the day,

it's all about the
success of Gigaler,

because I think if and
when the company blows up,

you, too, could get a house
like this one right here.

Right there. Oh.

Yep, yep. This one?

That could be yours, all of it.

All to my own, my own self?

Yep. No sharing?

Well, maybe a little bit.

I'm not sharing with anybody.

Look at this. What?

Holy cow. Oh my God.

All those birds. Lemme
roll the window down.

Jeez.

Listen to 'em, listen to 'em.

We're going to announce
who we are, yes?

Yes, Griffin, I'm
going to do the same thing

that I did last night.
All right,

I just wanted to make sure.
I was never gonna be a jerk

to these people.

It's just confronting them.
Anyway, I guess I wanna make

sure that we just...
In fact, I was ready

last night, don't even know
if I'm ready right now.

Okay, do you need
to practice with me first?

This one's for Chris. Yeah.

Come on.

Talk to you, I would
like to talk to you

about a video that was
submitted to the website.

I wanna talk to you about it.

I'd like to talk to
you about a video

I'd like to talk to you about.

Do you hear anything?

No. Here we go again.

I know.

Let's try the side door.

Ah.

No, no, no, no, no, one second.

Hello?

For God's sake, Tom. Chill out.

Hello?

All right, no
one's here, let's go.

Now or never.

Tom, are you kidding me?

Tom.

Hello?

Don't do this, don't do this.

Let's not do this.

Tom.

Look at this, look at this.

What? Come here.

Can you see in there?

No. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Holy shit.

Oh God.

Hello? No, no, come on.

This is stupid. Griff,

there's nobody here.

How do you know?

There, there's no furniture,

there's no nothing!

There's no pictures
on the walls.

Oh! There was a light on

last night, Tom. Look
at this, look at this.

Someone's here.

Look.

A dead rat.

Yeah, I'm sure they're...
Well that's the cue

to leave. I'm sure they're here.

That's the cue.

Let's do the cue and leave.

That's an idea. Oh.

Okay, check this out now.

Now we're gettin' somewhere.

Look at this, okay.

Yeah, that's creepy
enough, right?

Hello?

Wait, wait, wait.

Griff, Griff, come here.

'Kay, shh.

Wait, where are you going?

Hello? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we don't go upstairs.

No, no, no, Tom.

Tom. Hello?

I insist we stop.

Jesus God.

Oh my God.

Don't do that.

No, come here.

I don't wanna
hear oh my Gods from you.

Come up the stairs.

You gotta check this out.

My mom's gonna
be so mad at you, Tom.

Look.

Look at this.

Yeah, look familiar?

This was in the
screamer video, right?

This is the bed.

This is the bed, this is it.

This is like a set or
something like that.

Well why is the light on?

Because, Griffin, it's a set.

This is where they're
makin' the videos.

This is it, this is all a hoax.

This is all a hoax.

That, that's my car.

All right, I'll be right back.

Who, whoa, whoa. Just stay here.

Come on, two seconds,
two seconds.

Why are you goin'?

Now explain to me

how a car alarm goes off

when the both of us are up here.

This is what I'm talkin' about.

This is shit I don't wanna do.

I don't wanna do this shit.

Tom is like crazy.

Just don't feel like we
should be here anyways.

It's just like, it's crazy.

Tom?

Tom!

Okay, I'm done, I'm
completely done right now.

Griff, let's get
the hell outta here.

Dude, dude, do not
mess around right now.

Griff, I'm serious, man.

Oh Jesus, if you're doin' this,

I swear to God, Griffin,
I swear to God.

Holy shit!

What the hell?

I mean, I just wanna
know if you're seeing

a woman... Yeah, I am.

Uh, Chris.

Did you hear from Tom yet?

No.

Uh, still no answer for
the past five hours.

Uh, about, so. Okay,
Chris, listen,

I know, I know you
might be frustrated

with Tom or, or
whatever, but, um,

I wanna show you
something on the footage

that Griffin dumped last night.

Um, I don't,

I'm not trying to freak you out,

and I, I promise I'm
not being paranoid.

I just want you to come
look at something, okay?

Can I look at that, too?
Yeah, of course, Emma,

please, come look.

What? Yeah.

I'm gonna go back for you guys,

but

it, it's, it's someone.

Someone was with us last night.

Oh. Oh jeez.

Look, yeah, I'll go back.

It's tricky, it's so fast.

Right.

Oh my God. Jesus.

Look how pronounced that is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

You hear from Tom? Yeah.

"Sorry, can't talk.

"Can you meet us at Tara's?"

That was Tom?

"House right now."

Dude, are you okay?

He's.

"Yes, we are.

"With Tara and Francis.

"Sorry, can't talk, can you
meet us at Tara's house?"

"Dude, are you okay?"

"Yes, we are with
Tara and Francis."

Um.

Emma, would you mind
driving us there?

No, it's no problem.

We can

get him and Griffin

and we can leave you be.

Yeah, at least they're okay.

This is like no man's
land out here.

Yeah. Yep.

Emma, is there like
a light you can turn on?

Abbi? Oh, sure.

Oh, okay. Don't worry
about it, Emma.

You drive. Yeah, you can drive.

Yeah, thank you,
oh, there we go.

Now we can see everyone, mm hmm.

Oh good. That's great.

Maybe I'll turn it back off.

Nah, it's good, it's good.

We close, Abbi? Yeah,
it's just about

a quarter mile away.

Is it gonna be on
the right or on the left.

It's gonna be on the right.

Thank you again, Emma,

for driving us out. No problem.

If you guys wanna
stay one more night.

No, we don't.

We don't wanna do that to ya.

I think you've had
enough of that.

Oh.

Oh.

Tom says to come
in the front door.

"Be quiet, don't worry."

Oh shit, guys. What?

I don't know.

He's being cryptic, Tom.

But he says this is the one.

What does that mean?
I don't know.

What, what does he mean?
I don't know.

This is it up here on the right.

Oh, oh, okay. Uh, yes.

This is Tom's car.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's the white one.

It is.

Waiting for the fender.

There it is.

Okay. Emma, Abbi,

let's do this.

Can I film, though,

so you guys can? You wanna film?

Yeah, please,
I don't wanna stand

in front of the camera.

So here, you just hold it. Okay.

This is the zoom in. Yeah.

Zoom in and zoom out. Okay.

And it'll focus
pretty much on its own.

Great. So let's

do this.

Watch out, the steps
are a little slippery.

He said it's unlocked.

Okay, ready?

Yeah. Yeah.

'Kay.

Tom?

Tom.

What?

Oh my God.

Tara?

Tara?

Tara.

Oh, what the fuck?

What the fuck?

Griffin!

Help me!

Someone help me!