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Think I could come inside? I have
someone here. You look beautiful.
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I thought you'd passed your test?
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I let Jon think that I failed so
I could carry on with the lessons.
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What? I passed my t...
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I missed that.
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And good... good werewolves!
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I'm just worried about your
drinking, to be honest, Mars.
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She's just in the countryside
for a few days. Is she on her own?
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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour
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So, Marcella, five weeks sober.
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How did you find it?
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Yeah, I mean, I'm loving it,
getting loads done,
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feeling super-pumped,
so, yeah, you booze you lose.
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Don't miss it. Do not miss it.
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At all.
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I mean, erm, I feel quite
emotional a lot of the time.
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Er, yeah, and super-irritable
but I think that might be normal.
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I had a very late night,
so still feeling pretty... charged.
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Why, what happened?
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LOUD MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE Hi.
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I'm really sorry
and I wouldn't normally ask,
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it's just the walls are really
thin here and that...
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Hello?
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They didn't turn it down? Marcella,
I mean, some people. I know.
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They turned it down all right.
They turned it down.
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You want a war? You got a war.
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What the fuck is going on?!
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Mustn't show weakness!
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I didn't turn all the stuff
down till 5.20 in the morning.
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So really you kept yourself up.
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Damn it.
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So, the benefits of sober living.
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Mornings are better.
Mornings.
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Yeah, I always sort of viewed
mornings as my enemy
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but I'm started to warm to them.
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Seems when I'm not dressed
in a hangover... quite the looker.
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Funny, I like the early afternoon
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when the day starts to
sort of relax into itself
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and the light...
I'm getting a lot of writing done.
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So that's another perk,
I guess. A benefit.
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A lot of writing for my class, you
know, writing a script and stuff,
so... That's the spirit.
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I mean, if you can't get a part,
write a part. Look at Matt Damon and
Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting.
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You don't think I can get a part?
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No, no, I mean, you're the advert,
the crisp bitch. Crisp bitch?!
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No, not...
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You think there'd be an advert on
in this country with the phrase...
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It's Biccy Monster. OK, Marcella,
now that you've removed alcohol,
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what are you doing for fun?
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Are you socialising still?
Are you dating? Dating?
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You think that's fun?
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to have
sex with someone sober.
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Well, never having sex again.
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Sorry, old pal.
You've never had sex sober?
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Of course I have, just not
the first time with someone.
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How strange.
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What do you do, just meet someone
at a Ted Talk, have a bowl of kale,
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a glass of tap water and then just
start banging in broad daylight?
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Well, I'm sorry, I came through
in the '90s so this is my culture.
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I mean, I can't even dance sober.
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Anyway, I don't wanna
think about dating,
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makes me think of Jon, I just...
Not today.
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What's happening?
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I mean, don't look at me
while you do it, that's intense.
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Oh, brilliant. Double-teamed.
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It's fine. Who cares? Sober dancing.
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Mmm!
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Come on, Marcella, let yourself go.
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It's horrible.
Feel free. Who cares?
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Jesus Christ!
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Come on! These are my warm-up moves.
Just give me...
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Just give me a second,
I've gotta... find it.
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It's quite hard, actually,
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when you just don't know
what song you're dancing to.
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Um, Beyonce, Crazy In Love.
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OK. I can work with that.
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And, uh, well, that's the session
over. Never mention this again.
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Ever. Don't write it in your books.
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Night.
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Night.
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You OK?
Yeah.
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I was just thinking it might be time
to sell the driving school. Really?
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Yeah, no, I'll see.
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It's funny, hearing about you
as a driving instructor -
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I can't imagine it at all.
So not who you are.
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I wasn't very good.
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It's all I have to bring today
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This, and my heart beside.
What? Shhhhh.
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It's all I have to bring today
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This, and my heart beside
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This, and my heart,
and all the fields
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And all the meadows wide
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If sure you count - Should I forget
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Someone the sum could tell
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This, and my heart, and all the bees
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Which in the clover dwell.
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Um...
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Thank you.
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For that, that was...
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That was very good.
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Emily Dickinson. OK.
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Like, we get it.
The hospice is far away.
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Why doesn't the "character" just get
an Uber? Like, problem solved.
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Not finished.
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The other thing is, like,
seems like you're really writing
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for your perspective and you have a
small world to draw from, you know?
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And the world is bland,
it's taut... Here he is.
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Oh, my God,
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so you know my script I've been
working on for the last four years?
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Uh... the sad one about your dog?
Yeah, well, it got turned down.
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Oh, no. That's awful.
Yes, it is.
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Anyway, last night I go out
for a drink with my literary agent.
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We drown our sorrows
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and I drunkenly mention Carewolves.
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Didn't drop you, did he? No.
His whole fucking face changes,
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like he sobers up.
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Anyway, by the time I get up
this morning he's e-mailed me,
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all excited, cos he has
three fucking US networks
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interested in commissioning
a series.
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Well, a pilot. Wait, about
carewolves? Werewolves gone good?
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I don't even remember what I fucking
said. It must have been some pitch!
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Sorry, guys, can we please just...?
Sorry. Sorry.
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..we're in Japan, I'm an ant.
Like, none of it makes any sense.
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Also, why do you spend
so much time...
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He wants to arrange for us to go
out to LA, meet the network guys
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and try to do a deal.
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And write the pilot out there.
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Wait. What...
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Me as well?
Of course.
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It was our idea. Hollywood, baby.
We're the fucking tribe.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! I know.
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Do you think...
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Do you think maybe I could...
Lay one of the werewolves? Yes!
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Yes!
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Sorry, guys, can we please try
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and listen to Charlotte as she wraps
up her constructive criticism?
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OK, this might be hard to hear, but
when the husband died I felt reborn.
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I was reading it, I'm like,
"Either this character dies
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"or I'm gonna run out the room
and throw myself into the road."
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Like, it was brutal to listen to.
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I did like the bit where
he ate a plain omelette.
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So... that's something.
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How well do you know this guy,
then? Tom? Mm.
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Er... not that well. Well enough. I
don't have to decide straight away.
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It's a good opportunity. Although
he does sound like a bit of a caner.
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Maybe not the best time
if you wanna try and stay sober.
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It's only ten weeks. Maybe go to a
few meetings while you're out there.
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Billy, we've had this conversation,
I'm not going to 12-step meetings,
for fuck's sake. OK, you two, OK.
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Look, working in advertising I hear
this sort of chat quite a lot.
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I work with a lot of writers in LA,
proper ones, professionals.
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And it's always like, "I can't do
that advert, I've got a pilot."
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Then four weeks later
it's all fallen through
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and they're back, scripting
an advert for Polish mustard.
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So there's no point worrying
about something that, with all due
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respect, might not actually happen.
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Right, let's watch this film, then.
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Billy, if you don't put that
bhuna down I'm gonna fly-kick
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you to the head, so... Fine.
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Thanks for the lift.
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No worries. You coulda stayed.
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I mean, in Skinny Pig's room,
the spare bed,
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I don't mean actually mean,
you know... You could have stayed.
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No, I know.
So you're actually gonna... go to LA?
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Yeah.
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I am. First thing I feel
excited about in ages.
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I mean, you know, ten weeks.
It's a long time.
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And we've been... I know.
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We've been spending
so much time together.
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We actually get on as friends.
Who knew?
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I'll call her back.
It's just about couples therapy.
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Oh, you're doing that with her?
You agreed...
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You're doing that then, are you?
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Yeah. I mean,
it's a waste of time but...
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I felt bad. Yeah.
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You should get it.
She's probably watching us.
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I'll end up with my head up my arse.
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Thanks for the lift. See you later.
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Oh, hey, you're here.
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It looks great.
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Maybe...
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Thanks, yeah. Thanks.
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Hold fast to dreams
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For if dreams die
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Life is a broken-winged bird
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That cannot fly.
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Hold fast to dreams
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For when dreams go
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Life is a barren field
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Frozen with snow.
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OK, which one shall
I give to Jon
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as a "well done on your exhibition"
present?
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So you're definitely going, then?
Yeah, of course.
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It's great he wants
to be my friend again.
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I wanna see him before I go to LA.
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I won't stay long.
I won't stay long.
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I just haven't seen him
since he hung up on me
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when I told him about the test.
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I dunno, maybe you shouldn't go.
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Think of your little heart.
Seeing him with someone else.
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No, it's OK, I don't mind that.
It's fine. I wanna see him, so...
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Yeah. Now, which one?
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Erm... Van Gogh.
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It's an exhibition
and it's a nice print. Yeah? Mm.
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Are you just saying that
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so we get to keep the Nicolas Cage
one in the house?
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Dammit. Caroline! It's important!
It's my offering!
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Marcella. Hi. Hi. Hey.
Wow, thanks for coming.
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Oh, no, it's great. What a cool
place. It's, like, super-funky.
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Funky happened. I said funky. Yeah.
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OK, I'm just a bit...
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Do you want a wine?
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Uh... no, thank you.
I stopped drinking. Really?
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That's great. Wow. How long for?
Uh, five weeks. Since, well...
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You know since.
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Uh, so, where's your display?
Ah. This way.
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Here we go.
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Wow, they're...
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They're, um... They're brilliant.
Just brilliant. Really, er...
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So...
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There's a real, erm...
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There's a real, erm,
innocence to them.
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Yeah. I was trying to say
something about...
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hope. Yeah.
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And the futility of ambition in
bodies designed to self-destruct.
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Yeah. I can... Yeah. I mean...
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It's... That... He's pretty hopeful.
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And the dog. A lot to...
A lot to think about here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, these aren't mine.
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But at least...
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You monster. You utter monster.
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These are mine.
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OK, they're obviously not yours,
Lionel Richie, so...
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What?
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I mean, I'm flattered
but the fag's a bit much.
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Erm, yeah, I guess...
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It does look a bit like you.
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I honestly hadn't... A bit like me?
You think it looks a bit like me?
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I mean...
Hi, Jon. Oh, hey. Sally, hey.
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This is Marcella. Yeah, we've
met before. Hey, how you doing?
242
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,176
Oh, what's in the bag?
243
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,257
Oh, I, uh, well,
I get an opening night present.
244
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,816
Oh, Nic Cage.
245
00:15:20,817 --> 00:15:25,496
Who doesn't like Nic Cage?
"I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!"
246
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"No, not the bees. Not the bees."
247
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,296
What?
Sally does poems.
248
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:35,496
No, no, that was my
Nicolas Cage impression.
249
00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:38,896
Oh! I'm... Oh, yeah. It was... Yes.
250
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:42,616
Jon said you were funny and I
thought you'd like it. It was good.
251
00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,536
It's a great cushion. Yeah.
252
00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:47,896
I'm just gonna go
and talk to Mary for a bit. Yeah.
253
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:50,617
Nice to see you, Marcella.
So nice to see you, yeah.
254
00:15:53,777 --> 00:15:55,576
Wow.
255
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:59,177
She seems really great.
Yeah, she is. She's really nice.
256
00:16:00,217 --> 00:16:01,537
It's going well.
257
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:08,336
I, erm, think I'm gonna quickly pop
out for a cigarette. Er... shhh.
258
00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,617
Won't be long.
259
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,497
Hey, no, I'll come.
260
00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:22,136
So, uh, how's things with you?
How is it with Simon? Simon?
261
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:25,017
He's in couples therapy
with his wife.
262
00:16:26,177 --> 00:16:29,056
We're... We're not... It's...
263
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:31,776
It was just that one
drunken mistake.
264
00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:34,536
Uh, I thought
you went away with him.
265
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:37,056
I went to his nan's house
and he had to come down to do some
266
00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:39,776
renovation for tenants
but not like...
267
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:42,296
We're just friends. What?
How do you know he came down?
268
00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:48,016
I must've got... Sorry,
I thought you... or someone... OK.
269
00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:50,896
We still care about each other
but...
270
00:16:50,897 --> 00:16:53,056
Now I, uh...
271
00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:55,737
I guess I had my heart set on
something else for a while, so...
272
00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:03,336
In other news,
273
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:05,056
I'm going to LA
274
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,736
to write a pilot
275
00:17:06,737 --> 00:17:11,176
about carewolves.
Ah.
276
00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:13,856
Carewolves,
when werewolves become good.
277
00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:18,456
How do you know? I walked you home
that night and you mentioned it.
278
00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:22,416
A lot. I think it's a great idea.
279
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,416
Really? You'll play
one of the wolves, right?
280
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:28,976
I would love that so much.
You were born to play a wolf.
281
00:17:28,977 --> 00:17:32,056
I'm gonna take that as a
compliment.
282
00:17:32,057 --> 00:17:33,896
Thanks so much for inviting me
tonight.
283
00:17:33,897 --> 00:17:36,336
Hey, I'm really pleased
that you came.
284
00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:39,256
I'm just sorry for the lack of
willies. It's fine.
285
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,616
I'm so relieved you're not angry
with my any more.
286
00:17:41,617 --> 00:17:44,976
I'm so sorry for the lying and for
wasting your time and... What?
287
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:49,536
So creepy. Sorry, slow down here.
When was I angry?
288
00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:51,936
When I told you
289
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,736
I lied
290
00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,897
about failing my test.
291
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,136
You called my clinically insane
and hung up the phone.
292
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:04,736
No, I didn't hang up, I... I
couldn't hear what you were saying.
293
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:06,057
Shit.
294
00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:10,376
Oh, shit.
295
00:18:10,377 --> 00:18:11,776
Do you hate me now?
296
00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:14,736
I mean, I thought you'd forgiven me
but you hadn't even heard... Jon?
297
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:19,256
There's someone here who wants to
talk to you about the old man hands.
298
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,017
Uh, yeah. Two seconds.
299
00:18:22,617 --> 00:18:25,056
Um...
300
00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:26,816
I don't hate you.
301
00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:29,096
I'm really pleased you came.
302
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:31,816
Let me know
when you're back from LA.
303
00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:33,537
Really? Yeah.
304
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:48,177
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I'm going tomorrow.
305
00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:50,616
Am I mad?
306
00:18:50,617 --> 00:18:53,136
Am I deluded going to LA for three
months with a man
307
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,776
I barely know to write
a script about werewolves?
308
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:58,816
No. No, definitely not.
Think of it as an adventure.
309
00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,936
You gotta trust
the universe a bit more.
310
00:19:00,937 --> 00:19:02,896
Think you know it's the right thing,
right?
311
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:05,896
Universe or no universe,
trust yourself for once.
312
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:08,296
It just feels new.
Do you know what I mean?
313
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:12,016
I haven't had anything
nice-new in so long.
314
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,816
I could do with a bit of new.
Get rid of the rat.
315
00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:20,576
Here's to not being afraid of new!
Not being afraid of new!
316
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,856
I am a bit afraid of new.
317
00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:26,736
Three months is
so long to be away from your girls.
318
00:19:26,737 --> 00:19:32,176
But you can FaceTime everyday and
WhatsApp, my big co-dependant bear.
319
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:34,777
I will. You better not
reject any of my calls.
320
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:38,097
Has that man got his dick out?
321
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:41,057
Yeah. Yeah.
322
00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:46,096
Put your shit dick away, mate!
Shit dick!
323
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,296
Shit dick! Shit dick!
324
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,937
See you later, no knob.
Run off, you shit flasher.
325
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,736
What time is your flight?
Not till 11. Great.
326
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:02,057
See you in the morning, then. See
you in the morning. Night. Night.
327
00:20:05,817 --> 00:20:07,097
I'll get it.
328
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:13,896
Hi. I knew. What? Knew what? I knew
that you had passed your test.
329
00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:16,897
Like, the next day.
I know all the examiners, I knew.
330
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,576
And I've ended things with Sally.
331
00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:23,177
Why didn't you say anything?
Same reason that you didn't.
332
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,736
Look, you are...
333
00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:30,576
annoying and you're tardy
and you make things difficult
334
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,456
when there's no need and you lie
and you have jalapenos with
335
00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:36,496
everything and then you
moan about stomach acid.
336
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:39,056
No... Oh, my God. Terrible timing.
337
00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:41,456
Will you just wait till
I say the nice bit?
338
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,617
I thought the jalapenos
was the nice bit.
339
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,496
What was the nice bit?
340
00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:59,097
A bad day with you is still better
than a good day with anyone else.
341
00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:03,817
It's really good.
Thanks. It's really good.
342
00:21:18,297 --> 00:21:20,416
Three months.
343
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,217
It's not that long.
344
00:21:25,777 --> 00:21:28,776
It's more like ten weeks.
345
00:21:28,777 --> 00:21:30,377
Oh, ten weeks.
346
00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:37,416
Erm... maybe you could
come and visit me?
347
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,577
Yeah, I think that might be wise.
348
00:22:26,657 --> 00:22:29,016
This fall...
349
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:31,896
the creatures of the night are back.
350
00:22:34,257 --> 00:22:38,696
But this time
something is different.
351
00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:45,416
You want a pinch of paprika,
half a lemon.
352
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:48,736
That's how you do it.
That's my family secret.
353
00:22:48,737 --> 00:22:52,296
Well, recently.
Before that, we ate people.
354
00:22:52,297 --> 00:22:55,816
We are under attack!
I'm a feminist, you know. Shut up.
355
00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:59,616
You're a married wolf
with three damn cubs.
356
00:22:59,617 --> 00:23:01,656
Don't look at my cards,
you fucking cheat.
357
00:23:01,657 --> 00:23:04,296
I'm in such a good mood tonight.
I'm premenstrual.
358
00:23:04,297 --> 00:23:06,576
I wanna clean the oceans.
359
00:23:06,577 --> 00:23:09,296
It was barefaced misogyny
and I wasn't standing for it.
360
00:23:09,297 --> 00:23:11,296
I ripped his fucking head off.
361
00:23:11,297 --> 00:23:13,496
I didn't. I'm a vegan now.
362
00:23:43,097 --> 00:23:44,857
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