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Marcella. Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Erm... I'm really,
really sorry about last night.
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I was a mess and I should never have
put you in that position. What,
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drunkenly inviting me to a
booze-less party
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at your ex-boyfriend's house
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and then forgetting that you'd
invited me? I... Wait, please.
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And, lastly, leaving me
there for over an hour, on my own,
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talking to a man who calls
himself the Skinny Goat.
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Pig. What?
His name's Skinny Pig. Right.
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Well, his actual real name's Rupert.
You were trying to make him jealous?
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Skinny Pig? No, Simon.
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Because I can't work out why you
would even think to invite me,
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drunk or not. It was nothing to do
with Simon, it was just a stupid,
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drunk decision - again.
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I think I'm gonna have to lay off
it for a bit.
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I'm so, so, so sorry.
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It's OK. Um... I...
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I learned a lot about Skinny Pig.
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Did you know that he comes from
a family of headstone makers? No.
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Also that he bought his veneers
online.
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So, uh... think I could come inside?
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Ah... now's not a great time.
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OK. Just, I have someone here.
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Oh.
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Plumber?
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Plumber who's a man?
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No. Uh... she's not a plumber.
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Are you... Is she...
Are we what?
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OK, take these. They're croissants.
I'm gonna go. I'm really sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
I'll see you at the lesson later.
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We can chat then.
Thanks for the croissants.
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Let's get on with this.
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I really appreciate you doing this.
My sister's such a flake.
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I can keep my pants on? Yes, you can
keep your pants on. Um, OK.
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Uh...
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Like this? OK?
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Be kind.
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I've had a rough night.
You don't need kindness.
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You're very blessed.
Especially in this light.
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You look beautiful.
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All right? We're just in the
middle of an Insanity workout.
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Come in. Give us two mins.
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Two more minutes!
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Let's push it to the limit!
Let's make those muscles dance!
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Shut up, let the bloke do it!
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You want a tight arse or not?
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I want a tight arse!
I want a tight arse!
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There they are, tight arse club.
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They do look tighter. Didn't expect
to see you here this early.
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OK, guys, I'm really,
really sorry about last night.
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I was all over the place and...
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I'm just worried about your
drinking, to be honest. Bill.
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But due to the
nature of our relationship,
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I am probably not the person best
placed to flag this up with you.
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It's like you're his hostage.
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Well, you'll be pleased to know
I am gonna knock it on the head
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completely for a while.
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And, Si, I'm really sorry
about going on about the ad.
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It was a really nice thing to do.
Just trying to help.
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Some people say help is the sunny
side of control.
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Oh, do they?
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It's your Irish fella
I was worried about.
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He looked like a right gimp
just stood there.
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Hang on, he's not her fella, is he?
He's just her driving instructor.
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I thought he was a bit up himself.
I quite liked him. He was very keen
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on my sweet and sour pie.
It's quite the pie.
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It's two thick layers of pastry
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and then three full bottles
of sweet and sour sauce,
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then another two thick layers of
pastry. It almost shouldn't work.
It didn't work. It didn'twork.
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Didn't work. I actually thought it
was a wind-up. Makes me feel a bit
shit thinking aboutit.
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Well, the fucking driving
instructor lapped it up.
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Whose is the bag? That's mine.
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Going to my gran's cottage cos
I got some Airbnb tenants.
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Oh, I love that cottage.
Your dad didn't sell it? No.
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That's what I need, get a holiday,
go away for a bit.
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Actually, do you know what? It's not
the best timing for me at the moment
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so if you do wanna go,
you'd be doing me a favour.
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Might be a bit weird
me down there on my own.
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It's easy, you just see
if there's any damages,
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make sure the cleaner's been there.
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Then you could write your big
film script. Shut up, Simon.
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Yeah, and I thought you were really
looking forward to going, Simon,
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you were saying, you know, get away
from Tania always popping around.
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Yeah, no, I was, yeah, but now
I've got a problem with the beer ad
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I'm doing so that needs sorting. OK?
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OK.
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What do you think?
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Mars, what do you think? Um...
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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You sure?
Yeah. 100%.
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Yeah. Why not? Sounds perfect.
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I'm going. I'm gonna be a handyman.
Great.
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See you, Mars.
See you later.
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Where you going?
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I'm going to the countryside
for a few days, Linda.
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With your permission, of course.
Going off grid. Lay low. I get it.
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What?
Shame. It's a killer.
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Linda, what are you talking about?
Biccy Monster.
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Oh, God, it's been on already? Yeah.
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And them crackers
taste like sanitary towels.
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Cool. Thanks for that, Linda.
Enjoy your carrot. Mm.
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I coulda got an Uber, Mum.
Paddington's nearer to me, I think.
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Should I be worried?
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What do you mean?
The drinking, Marcella.
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No, no, I'm gonna knock
it on the head, it's fine.
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And inviting that poor fella to the
party when you knew Simon was there.
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So, what, I can't ask someone
to my brother's party cos of Simon?
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I mean, Simon's nothing to do
with me any more.
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He's left his wife, Marcella,
don't play the fool with me.
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I raised you. I hate when you say
that. What does that mean?
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I know you. You have a very simple
operating system.
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If you malfunction or you're
acting out it's normally
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because you're hungry, angry or
you're looking for attention.
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Right, well,
sounds super-scientific.
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You should do a Ted Talk on that.
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What about Billy, then?
What's his "operating system"?
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He's more complicated.
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His needs were harder
to read as a child.
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I feel a lot of guilt about that.
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Very layered psyche.
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Very layered psyche? What,
and I just need cake and cuddles?
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I'm just as layered
and complicated as Billy, Mum.
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That's the thing, darling,
you're not.
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Some people are onions
and some people are spuds.
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You're made of tougher stuff
than Billy - hardy.
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Wait, am I a spud in this equation?
Are you calling me a spud, Mum?
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Are you saying I've got the layers
of a potato?
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Oh, my God, are you serious?!
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Pull over! I wanna get out.
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Don't be so dramatic.
We're not in an indie film.
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Spud!
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I'm not a spud, mate.
I'm a lasagne - I've got layers.
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Here we are now.
Can I just say,
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you've handled yourself appallingly
on this journey
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and said some really mad shit.
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Even for you.
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Marcella?
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I love you, pet.
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Love you too, Mum.
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Hey...
You're frozen.
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Wait, wait, wait. Cal?
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Cal?
How you getting on?
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Feeling OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's lovely down here.
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I already feel super-chilled
and inspired.
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You and Lucy should come down.
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We could have a movie night,
go for long walks, pub lunch,
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bit of bumming.
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Are you tempting me down there with
the offer of a bumming? Yeah,
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an absolute banging bumming
if you're up for it. Come down.
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I've got work.
And a super-tight ass.
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Anyway, think it'll do you good to
have a couple of days to yourself.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm a co-dependant spud,
blah, blah.
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Do your writing. Enjoy it!
Don't drink. Did you speak to Jon?
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No. Mars!
At least cancel the lesson later.
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If he's met someone
then... it's done.
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She's called Sally
and I... feel... so sad about it.
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What? I feel so sad about it.
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What? Mars, you're breaking up.
I feel so sad about it.
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What? I feel so sad about it!
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Cal?
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Fuck's sake.
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Hello, horse.
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Hello. You're so lovely.
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What's your name?
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Excuse me.
Christ! What you doing?
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Just trying to talk horse,
out of respect.
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You know like if you go to France,
even if your French isn't very good,
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if you try, they like you more.
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Really? Yeah. I mean,
I'm not sure it's 100% true
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but I have been told that's how you
should communicate with horses.
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Oh.
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I wonder what I said
in horse language.
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I don't know. Er...
So you must be Marcella.
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Yes. Simon said you were coming
down. Yeah... I think I'm all done.
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I'll be back tomorrow to just
weed the back corner
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and some of the roses.
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That'll be great. See you later.
See you later. Oh!
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Better say bye to him.
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I'm so sorry that happened to us.
Let me get it off you.
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Urgh!
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He got you!
He got you, you beautiful boy.
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Hey, Marcella. Wow, a video call.
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Yeah, sorry, the signal's bad.
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Listen, I need to cancel
my lesson for later on.
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I've come away for a few days.
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Oh. Uh, away where?
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Just to the Cotswolds.
Do a bit of writing and stuff.
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Yeah, no worries.
Erm... when are you back? Yeah, I...
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I don't wanna carry on with
the lessons any more.
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I think.
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Right.
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Uh, why?
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OK, this is gonna sound so nuts.
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I've passed my t...
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What?
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..I was gonna tell you and it just
carried on for way longer
than I thought and...
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Uh, stop. Mars, I can't...
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..so sorry, I'm really sorry.
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Stop, stop. I-I...
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Your face is frozen and you
look... clinically insane.
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Let me call you back.
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Oh.
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Clinically insane?
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That went well.
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Right.
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Oh. Hey, Jon. Hi.
Marcella's not here, she...
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I think she meant to cancel.
No, yeah, she did.
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She did. So...? The signal wasn't
good and I just wasn't sure.
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We got cut off.
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Actually, erm,
she was still speaking
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and her face was frozen and...
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It was really funny.
Right.
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Just, is she OK?
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She came round this morning
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and I was just worried
that she got the wrong...
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Yeah, no, she's fine. She's just
in the countryside for a few days.
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Right. She'll be back. Thanks.
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Is, erm, is she on her own?
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Do you wanna come in
for a cup of tea? Yeah.
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In two miles,
turn left to join M40 North.
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15 pages.
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15 pages, motherfucker!
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Oh! Oh! Oh, that is...
Come on, mate.
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Sweet Jesus, you're disgusting.
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Well, look at this.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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I thought you might be struggling
down here
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but I didn't realise you'd be
full-on feral so quick.
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Mate, you should see the size
of the spider. Honest to God,
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I think I could hear it breathe.
It's fucking huge. Mm.
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What you doing here?
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That stuff got sorted out quicker
than I thought so I figured,
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you know, whilst I got the time
I can come down,
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get quotes for some of the bigger
stuff.
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I brought supplies. I've got
supplies. I'm making a chicken.
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It smells amazing. I thought you'd
be starving considering there's no
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delivery down here.
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00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:28,331
Are you, erm...
Are you staying, then?
241
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:31,931
Yeah. It's two bedrooms, innit?
You don't mind, do you?
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Get your writing stuff done,
you know.
243
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,051
It's better than being on your own,
innit?
244
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:39,491
And I can get rid of that
big spider.
245
00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:41,931
No, I don't mind.
246
00:15:41,932 --> 00:15:44,531
It's your house.
Right, then.
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00:15:44,532 --> 00:15:48,891
Oh! That is done.
That is done, du-done-done.
248
00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:50,412
Smells good, though.
249
00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:59,411
This looks amazing, if I may
so myself. Looks really good.
250
00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:00,971
I'm not drinking, Si.
251
00:16:00,972 --> 00:16:03,491
Are you sticking to that?
That's not just hangover chat?
252
00:16:03,492 --> 00:16:05,692
No. See how long it lasts, eh?
253
00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:11,212
Oh, God, I am so hungry.
254
00:16:12,852 --> 00:16:14,652
It took way longer than I thought.
255
00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:20,371
You all right? Just the first time
I've been in the house without Mum.
256
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:21,652
Course.
257
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:25,771
Yeah, I forgot about that.
258
00:16:25,772 --> 00:16:30,531
The last time I was here it was
Easter. We were still together.
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Mum, Dad, Angela.
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00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,932
Christ. What happened?
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00:16:45,652 --> 00:16:47,811
It was so hot!
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00:16:47,812 --> 00:16:53,051
I'm sorry. You OK? Yeah.
I was listening but I was so hungry.
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Good.
264
00:16:54,652 --> 00:16:55,971
I miss your mum.
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00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,131
She's amazing.
She loved you, though.
266
00:16:58,132 --> 00:17:00,252
It was like Sophie's Choice
when they split up.
267
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:08,571
Mum dying's just made me
realise how life's short, you know?
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00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,372
I just don't wanna waste
any more time.
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00:17:12,692 --> 00:17:14,332
I know what you mean.
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Night. Night.
See you in the morning.
271
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:49,452
Hi, it's me. So, I think I've found
someone for the couples therapy.
272
00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,653
A woman at work said
it really helped her.
273
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,053
Thank you.
274
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,892
You're actually gonna write
something this time, then.
275
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:14,492
It's not just another one
of your phases. Don't have phases.
276
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,212
Always written, I just...
Not finished it.
277
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:21,132
No. I just didn't have the
confidence. I'm gonna finish this.
278
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,692
It's good. It's really good.
279
00:18:22,693 --> 00:18:25,132
I'm gonna pop down to the village
in a bit if you fancy it.
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00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,653
Uh... yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll come.
281
00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:32,852
I mean, he's pretty terrible.
282
00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:35,572
But then, occasionally,
he says something and I'm like,
283
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,772
"That's actually quite useful."
284
00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:40,972
We should probably get proper
therapy but I dunno.
285
00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:42,972
Would you ever get therapy?
286
00:18:42,973 --> 00:18:45,892
No, I don't think so.
Why?
287
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:48,332
I just don't think I could open up
with a stranger in the same
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00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:52,852
way I could with you or my sister.
Not really built like that.
289
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:55,052
What, like a human man? Mm.
290
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:57,732
It's emotional prostitution,
though, isn't it, really?
291
00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:01,332
Just someone pretending to be
invested in your emotional
292
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,892
wellbeing for money. It's like,
"Oh, you poor thing.
293
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,012
"60 quid then, please. Thank you."
294
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,892
Such a ridiculous thing to say.
295
00:19:08,893 --> 00:19:11,052
That's like saying cos
the doctor gets paid
296
00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,172
he doesn't really
care about your stomach pain.
297
00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:15,772
No. Oh, my God.
298
00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:18,612
That's a bull.
No.
299
00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,052
No, no, no, it's fine. It's, erm...
300
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,012
It's one of those...
It's a massive bull.
301
00:19:23,013 --> 00:19:25,212
..Highland cows, isn't it?
Big, fat bull.
302
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:26,733
No, no, no.
It's massive.
303
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:30,612
No, it's not.
304
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:35,772
Ah! My ankle!
Hurry up! Get up!
305
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,812
He will horn you!
306
00:19:37,813 --> 00:19:41,692
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
I've got you, I've got you. Ah!
307
00:19:44,253 --> 00:19:48,372
When you think about it,
I'm your hero. Here we go.
308
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:51,772
I acted so heroically. OK.
309
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,972
Running back into the fires of hell
to rescue you. Like a soldier.
310
00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:59,372
I'm so pumped right now!
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
311
00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:00,892
I really needed that.
312
00:20:00,893 --> 00:20:03,772
Especially after the spider
incident last night.
313
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:07,492
Needed to tap back in to my innate
sense of bravery.
314
00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,292
I don't think it was actually
a bull. It was.
315
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,893
"He will horn you!"
316
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:18,372
Ah, do you know what?
My foot's actually fucked. Really?
317
00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:20,852
I don't think I'll be able to drive
back tomorrow morning.
318
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,052
Well, I can drive.
319
00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:27,332
Put me on the insurance. Oh, God,
yeah, I forgot you can drive.
320
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:31,532
Have you heard from the driving
instructor? Jon? Yeah.
321
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:34,893
Nah. Think he's still annoyed
with me about the party.
322
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,132
I think he's seeing someone.
323
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,812
You heard from Tania?
Yeah.
324
00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:45,573
Yeah, she still wants to try but,
you know. I don't think... Yeah.
325
00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:50,733
Oh, my God, the bull, the bull!
326
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,012
I'm sorry!
Dickhead.
327
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,413
I didn't think you were gonna
throw yourself...!
328
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:05,012
You're abusive.
You're like the woman in Misery.
329
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,532
The guy that hurt his legs...
330
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,413
Why did you dive?
I didn't dive.
331
00:21:22,213 --> 00:21:25,453
I'm so glad I came down.
I am as well.
332
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:30,052
Do you think we'll get home alive?
Mm...
333
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,612
Hola, bitches, I'm home.
334
00:21:36,613 --> 00:21:41,092
Hey, dudes. Hey, how was it?
Yeah, it was really great.
335
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:45,332
Did he come down? Yeah. How'd
you know? Oh, my God, what happened?
336
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:49,012
She telling you about how
she saved me from the bull?
337
00:21:49,013 --> 00:21:51,372
I haven't told them yet
but I did actually save him
338
00:21:51,373 --> 00:21:53,412
from a massive bull.
339
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,852
Massive bull.
340
00:21:54,853 --> 00:21:57,532
And I drove home on the motorway.
Just literally now. Yeah.
341
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,052
You're very good.
342
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:00,892
Anyway, I'll see you later.
343
00:22:00,893 --> 00:22:02,293
I'll see you in the car.
344
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:08,732
After you left...
Mars, you got the car keys?
345
00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:11,012
Let me drive him back.
I'll be, like, 20 minutes.
346
00:22:11,013 --> 00:22:13,852
I'll tell you all the goss
when I get home.
347
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:16,772
Are they... back together
or am I tripping right now?
348
00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,692
Fuck knows. What happened?
349
00:22:19,693 --> 00:22:21,253
Can't say it to her.
350
00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:25,012
Jon obviously changed his mind.
351
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,972
Jesus.
352
00:22:26,973 --> 00:22:31,532
I wasn't sure what snacks you wanted
so I got popcorn and I got
353
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:37,652
nachos and I got pick 'n' mix and,
controversially, I went Revels.
354
00:22:37,653 --> 00:22:39,412
Yeah, perfect, all of them.
355
00:22:39,413 --> 00:22:42,813
What happened to your coat?
It's all ripped and muddy. Oh.
356
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,773
You have arrived
at your destination.
357
00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,093
Oh!
358
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:11,092
Um, I slipped walking in the park.
359
00:23:11,093 --> 00:23:14,092
Forgot about that. Well, I'm glad
you didn't hurt yourself.
360
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,933
Yeah. Me too.
361
00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:42,973
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