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This programme contains
very strong language.
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Being a modern woman is not easy.
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When do you get the
time to do everything?
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PHONE RINGS Hello?
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Are the kids in the car? Have you called
your mum back? Don't forget Tom's PE kit!
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Can I have those reports now,
Susan? Straight away, Mr Dean.
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Three o'clock.
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Oh, no.
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Not... the Biccy Monster.
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Cut! That's great.
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Really great.
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Let's get the Biccy Monster green stuff
set up. Biccy Monster? Sounds cool.
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Yeah, it's this sort of massive,
gross ogre in a pig sort of thing.
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Should be funny. Yeah.
Who's playing that then?
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No, I'm Marcella Donoghue,
see? "Modern working woman..."
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Brackets
- "Biccy Monster".
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I hope you like
biscuits. I love biscuits.
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Steve, how long are we looking at?
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Ogre?
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Action!
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Give me biscuits! Give me biscuits!
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Give me the biscuits! Give me the
biscuits! Give me the biscuits!
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Give me some more chocolate!
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Remember, Susan, you wanted
to be beach body-ready.
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Hmm... Try some Sweet 'N' Yums to
help you stay sweet and yum. Hmm...
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GULPS LOUDLY Hmm!
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COUGHS Oh, fuck!
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Cut! Dobby, Dobby,
they're so disgusting!
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Let's go again. <<< TITLE >>>
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Marcella, how has your week been?
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Yeah, good. Not been
temping this week which was
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nice, so just, you know,
got some stuff done.
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Oh, what stuff did you get done?
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'I'm going to be doing
a bang tutorial today.
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'If you don't like your
forehead or your eyebrows...'
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Life admin. I won't bore you with it.
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Did you re-book the test, so you
can end this rigmarole with Jon?
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Uh... well...
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We should just book you in to
take the test again straight away.
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It's just... Hey, Marce!
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What are you doing? I thought
you'd passed your test. What?
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No, sorry, I don't know the way to
Argos. What are you talking about?
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I said I thought you'd passed your test!
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What's he saying? I don't know. You
know him? No, he's just some weirdo.
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You told me you'd passed it. I don't know
the way to Argos. Please, leave us alone!
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HORN BLARES Oh, Jesus Christ!
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What was that? Sorry. Did I go too fast?
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Yes!
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Now he thinks I need a few more lessons to
help me deal with things that might spook me.
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That's not a bad idea.
What, making me spook-proof?
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I've passed my test. No,
I mean having an Argos.
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Oh! I don't think we've got one
around here. We could do with one.
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Yeah, I agree with you. It's a great
idea. Since Woolworths closed down.
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Since Woolworths closed
down, exactly. You need
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those shops to do the
little bits and bobs.
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Now, this is progress. Marcella...
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You said you're getting 12,000 for the
advert. How are you gonna spend the money?
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Same as always
- Ubes, foods, dudes.
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What? She's speaking Norwegian.
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No, I'm not. Ubes, foods, dudes.
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Ubers, takeaway, dick.
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Oh. Don't write that down.
I'm only joking. I don't
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pay for it. I'll pay
for takeaways and Ubers.
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I'm not an animal. Right, Marcella,
looking over your session notes,
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you make a lot of statements about
how you don't enjoy the feeling
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of powerlessness that
you have over your life.
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You talk about starting a podcast, about
writing a play or a film numerous times.
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In one session, you even talk about
ideas for a country and western album.
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I thought these sessions were confidential.
Your notes make me sound unhinged.
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I'm just trying to work out here
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if there is in fact any real, genuine
dissatisfaction here that's not being addressed
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or if you're simply happy being unhappy.
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What are you gonna do to make
the most of this windfall,
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to get the things that
you say that you want?
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Things that you can have!
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I thought she was just doing
research. I feel like I need a lawyer.
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Answer the question!
I've joined a writing
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class. It starts on
Saturday. Sit down, child.
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Good.
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Maybe you can use the
money to freeze your eggs!
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What...
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Sorry, no, it doesn't work.
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Um...
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It's not an authorised
technique, Frances.
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Yes!
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12 grand gone into my account!
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Here is to the fucking
horrible, horrible Biccy Monster.
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Biccy Monster. Biccy Monster.
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So, who's staying out for a
celebratory margarita nightcap?
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Oh, no. After all that wine? Anyway,
I can't. Billy's coming round tonight.
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I have to go as well. I think I'm gonna
have to break up with Mark tonight. Why?
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It doesn't matter. I don't want to talk
about it, to be honest. It sounds ridiculous.
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OK. Lucy... He didn't know
what a fish finger was!
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What?
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Hmm! These breaded fish
things are so moreish.
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SHE LAUGHS What?
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They're... They're fish fingers.
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Fish... fingers?
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Oh! Is that what they're called?
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I can't tell if you're
joking. Why would I be joking?
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Never heard of fish fingers before?
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Oh, here we go!
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No. No, I haven't. In the same way I
haven't heard of chicken noses or beef toes.
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I suppose this counts
against me, doesn't it?
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I'm sorry I don't know the street
lingo for your breaded fish goujons.
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I get it. Class war.
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I guess me and Lucy just thought you and
the rat would make it through the barricades.
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Be serious!
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I need to go out with someone more...
Not him. You don't have to do it tonight.
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You could do it another night,
then you could stay out with me
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and have a celebratory
margarita with your friend.
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Yeah, fuck it. Just one. Yeah,
yeah. I want to be up early
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in the morning to start
my creative writing course.
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I'm off. You're both coming to Billy's
housewarming tomorrow night, right?
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Do you mean Billy and Simon my
ex-boyfriend's housewarming party?
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Nah, probably gonna swerve it in
case Tania actually kneecaps me
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as she keeps threatening via text.
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Right.
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Bye.
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Bye, traitor.
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I take it you two went hard last night?
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The margaritas betrayed us, Luce.
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Honestly, I think they were out of date.
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Out-of-date margaritas? Sure,
Marce. Come on, I need a wee.
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No, no, no, no. Come on,
out. I need to have a shower.
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No, just... I won't look.
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You have your writing course
today. You can't miss the first one.
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No...
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Aagh! I'm doing this out of love.
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Why, Billy? No! Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Enough! You can go to
the toilet, you dickhead.
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I thought you might have a sore
head, so I bought you some things.
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Ibuprofen, Coke, salt
and vinegar crisps.
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How did you know I was hungover?
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You don't remember, do you?
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Get it done.
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Hi, Mark. Firstly,
thanks for... you know.
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That's a good beginning.
It's good... Going well.
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But fish fingers,
come on... No, serious.
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Can't even be serious for a minute.
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I do love you. I love him
through the barricades.
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No, what are you doing?
Check about beans.
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See if he knows about beans.
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Beans.
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Do you know what... What, Marce?
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Do you know about beans?
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Of course I know about beans.
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Not me!
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I know... Rat-arse!
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Does he know about... He's
on the phone! Ask him. Hello?
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Hello?
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It was... hilarious.
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Marce made me have so many margaritas.
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But you, uh... You
did say, "I love you."
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I remember that.
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OK.
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I love you too.
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It's nice to know that you do love me.
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You love your little rat.
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And I know what beans are.
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Now, do you know what fresh produce is,
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my little peasant?
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OK, welcome, writers.
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Sounds very basic, but the first rule of
Write Club is we don't talk about Write Club.
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We write about Write Club.
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We do talk about the writing
as well, but you get my drift.
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OK, uh... you!
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Me? On the count of
three, draw your pen.
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One, two... Oh... Three.
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OK.
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OK, uh...
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No, I meant in a "draw your sword" kind
of way. You know, pens at the ready!
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Oh, OK. Oh, it's very nice. Sorry.
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It was a late night. I just
didn't quite understand.
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Seems like I'm in a class
with a bunch of bright sparks.
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What? Nothing.
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Drink your liquors, eh, darling?
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In the prep I sent you, I asked you
to prepare a short piece of writing
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revolving around a hat.
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It can be any genre or written
in any way that you want.
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OK, Tom, yes, would you
like to break the ice?
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OK, I wrote this on the way here.
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I, uh... It's just, uh... I'm a
writer, but scripts in long form...
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Christ, just get on with it, Tom!
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"My grandad's hat still
rests above his coat
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"which hangs in my mother's hall.
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"Every time I visit, I see it
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"and every time for a brief
second when the front door opens,
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"I feel the giddy excitement I
felt upon seeing it as a child.
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"'Hooray, my grandad's here.
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"'It's all OK now. My grandad's here.'
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"I don't own a hat.
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"I need to wear more memorable things.
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"Maybe my red jacket, which
brings me so many compliments,
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"will one day completely
break the hearts
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"of those that love me."
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Thanks, Tom.
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Now, let's discuss and share
what... I didn't like it.
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Like, pretty bad, mawkish stuff.
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Also, what I don't understand is why the
"mum" character just doesn't get rid of the hat
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or the protagonist for that matter.
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Like, how many times are
you gonna let a hat wind
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you up? Like, the hat is
clearly upsetting people,
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so, get rid of it, bin it.
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I hate that, things that can be avoided.
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Bit of a plot hole maybe. Also, don't know
why you're American. Seemed ridiculous.
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I'm from Chicago. Yeah...
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OK, Charlotte, it would be great if you
could keep the criticism constructive.
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OK, Marcella, would
you like to read yours?
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Um... Right, so she hasn't
written anything. Unbelievable.
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Like, what kind of
writing class is this?
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I have actually written
something, Tina, so calm down.
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Charlotte. OK. Would
you like me to read it?
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Then I'll read it to the
class cos I've written it down.
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OK? Hmm.
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Where is it? "The hat."
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I just can't... Yeah, I've got it.
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"'Where is my hat?' shouted Stephen.
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"'I'm cold...
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"'..and I'm bald on my head.'
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"'Don't worry, don't worry'
shouted Mary to Stuart.
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"But Stuart couldn't hear her
because Mary wasn't actually there.
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"She was a ghost of his dead wife.
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"And Stuart..." It was
Stephen a minute ago.
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You're making this up on the spot.
She's making this up on the spot.
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I'm 100% not making it
up on the spot. You are
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absolutely making this up.
I'm reading it from thepad.
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You can all see me reading
it from the pad. I'm sure
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she is prepared. It's a
requirement of thecourse.
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OK, well, just show us the
notepad then. I mean, no.
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Yeah, we'll just have a
little look at the notepad.
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I don't want to. I
don't want to, Charlotte.
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At least you got my name
right this time. Let's
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have a little look. I'd
prefer if you didn't.
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00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:13,312
If you're so confident... It's got
my recipes and my private thoughts!
238
00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:15,273
Enough! I will look!
239
00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:24,512
Yes, it's here. She has written it down.
240
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:27,752
She has bad handwriting, is all.
241
00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:32,992
Charlotte, I need you to tone
the aggression right down for me.
242
00:13:32,993 --> 00:13:36,112
I'm just trying to preserve
the integrity of the class.
243
00:13:36,113 --> 00:13:38,473
"I'm bald on my head"? Come on!
244
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,272
Hey, Miss Thing.
245
00:13:47,273 --> 00:13:49,512
I think you should buy me a drink
246
00:13:49,513 --> 00:13:52,472
and tell me more about
your wonderful story
247
00:13:52,473 --> 00:13:56,272
about the bald man and his ghost wife.
248
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:58,192
Ssh! OK, OK, I will.
249
00:13:58,193 --> 00:14:00,392
Wait, wait.
250
00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:05,592
The fucking werewolves become
good... good werewolves.
251
00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:09,712
And their nemesis tried
to block the moon...
252
00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:12,912
Oh, my God! ..so they can't get
their powers to heal the world.
253
00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:15,952
Oh, my God! This is such a
good idea. I'm writing it down.
254
00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:18,672
I would honestly watch
the shit out of this film.
255
00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:21,552
Let's read this to Charlotte in class!
256
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:24,632
PHONE VIBRATES Oh!
257
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,393
Oh, the bus driver. Driving instructor.
258
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:30,512
Hello, Jon.
259
00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:33,632
Hi. Sorry, just
double-checking. What bell is it?
260
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,392
What bell? I don't know
what bell is what bell.
261
00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:39,193
'I'm at your brother's.
You invited me last night.'
262
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:43,232
Be brave like I was
brave with the beans.
263
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,072
Don't sound too drunk.
264
00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:46,993
I'm not drunk.
265
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,792
Answerphone.
266
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:53,112
Hello, Jon. How are you doing?
267
00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:55,152
It's me, Marcella.
268
00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:58,872
I was... I was thinking, it was really
nice chatting to you the other night.
269
00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,912
Maybe we could hang out some more
because I think I'd like that.
270
00:15:01,913 --> 00:15:06,192
Invite him to the party. And I'd like
you to come to... invite you to the party.
271
00:15:06,193 --> 00:15:08,552
Billy's party tomorrow.
272
00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:09,832
Ssh!
273
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:14,712
Billy, my brother's having a party
tomorrow and he wants you to come to it.
274
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:18,953
I'm gonna text you the address in a
moment and it'd be great if you could come.
275
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,352
Oh, you're there already.
276
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,272
'Oh, OK.' Hi. Jon.
277
00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:28,792
Marcella invited me. Come in, come
in. She's always late. Jon? Yeah, Jon.
278
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:32,512
'Who are you talking
to?' Billy. 'Don't go in.'
279
00:15:32,513 --> 00:15:34,952
OK, wait, wait... Where are you now?
280
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:37,392
I'm inside. Oh, OK, you're inside.
281
00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:42,152
I'm nearly there, anyway. Maybe just
don't talk to... I'll be so quick.
282
00:15:42,153 --> 00:15:45,112
Isn't there something
you forgot to mention?
283
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:47,312
What did I forget to mention? 'Think.'
284
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,312
OK, hurry up. Bye. OK. Bye-bye.
285
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:53,152
Oh, my God!
286
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,392
Oh, am I pissed? Pissed, we're pissed!
287
00:15:56,393 --> 00:16:00,352
It's fine, it's fine. He's talking
to Skinny Pig. What were you thinking?
288
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:04,592
I wasn't... Don't let him talk to
Simon. Guard him really... I'm so close.
289
00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:06,472
Hurry up. 'Bye.'
290
00:16:06,473 --> 00:16:08,912
I'm looking to try and
get the band back together.
291
00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:11,672
What type of band?
What music? Hard reggae.
292
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:16,152
It's like normal reggae, but way
less chilled. Reggae with a fear.
293
00:16:16,153 --> 00:16:18,912
What's the name of
your band? Horse Breast.
294
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:21,694
Bit tricky at the moment,
actually. Our singer Wayne
295
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:24,552
is doing 18 months for
smashing up an ice cream van.
296
00:16:24,553 --> 00:16:27,521
Thought it was undercover
Old Bill. So, you were
297
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,392
Marcella's driving
instructor? Is that right?
298
00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:35,352
Still am. What do you mean, you still
are? Jon! Hi. Would you like a prawn maybe?
299
00:16:35,353 --> 00:16:38,792
Um... Yeah, prawns are
nice. I sauteed them myself.
300
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:42,072
Secret ingredient
- Marmite.
301
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:46,272
Sounds strange, but... No, thanks.
I'll probably just stick with the tea.
302
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,912
Did you say you're still
teaching Marce to drive?
303
00:16:48,913 --> 00:16:51,312
Have you ever been to France?
304
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:53,152
Rude!
305
00:16:53,153 --> 00:16:55,152
I need to tell you something.
306
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:57,552
Oh, is this about this morning?
307
00:16:57,553 --> 00:17:02,512
Sorry, I didn't really mean to sing into
it. I just thought it would be romantic.
308
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:06,552
No, it's not that, but I would appreciate it
if you didn't howl Kate Bush into me again.
309
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:09,992
It didn't come out how I thought it was
gonna. Sorry, what is it you wanted to...
310
00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:12,832
You can't say anything, but
Jon thinks Marcella hasn't...
311
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,654
OK, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Luce, I can't lie, so think
312
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:18,272
twice about what you're
gonna say right now.
313
00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:21,272
If you can't lie, don't talk to Jon.
314
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,072
OK, I won't.
315
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:26,792
Hey, Lucy, that's Simon's father
over there talking to Moira.
316
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:29,472
Oh, yeah, Anthony. He's
a lovely guy, actually.
317
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:30,912
Yeah...
318
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:33,393
I'd say he has a touch
of the cunt about him.
319
00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:41,432
All right? Hey. What, are you a
friend of Skinny Pig's or Billy's?
320
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:44,352
Yeah, Billy's. No, his sister.
321
00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:47,472
I'm waiting on her, actually. Marce?
322
00:17:47,473 --> 00:17:51,152
Yeah. How do you know Marce?
I'm her driving instructor.
323
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,912
Hello, Jon. I've heard a lot about you.
324
00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:59,832
Have you? Marcella tells me
you're a bit of a painter. I...
325
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,792
Do you do bathrooms?
326
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:04,272
No, I don't do bathrooms. I...
327
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:06,712
Just the skirting boards?
328
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:09,392
Hang on. I can do your
skirting boards for you, Moira.
329
00:18:09,393 --> 00:18:11,432
Oh, thank you, pet.
330
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,433
Lovely to meet you, Jon.
331
00:18:15,953 --> 00:18:18,593
Who was that? Marce's mum.
332
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:23,472
How are you, Moira?
333
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:26,352
Jesus, you look beautiful tonight!
334
00:18:26,353 --> 00:18:27,992
Thanks, pet.
335
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:31,232
Now, when will I be getting my divorce?
336
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,272
Sorry, what did you
say your name was again?
337
00:18:33,273 --> 00:18:35,712
Jon, man to man,
338
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:38,832
have you ever eaten something
called bubble and squeak?
339
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,872
I have. He's from Ireland. It might
be called something different there.
340
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,752
I've eaten it.
341
00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:45,992
Jon?
342
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,593
Um... yes.
343
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:52,992
A potato cabbage hash thing. Nice.
344
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:56,392
Then why not say "potato
cabbage hash"? I've had that.
345
00:18:56,393 --> 00:19:00,032
Bubble and squeak
sounds utterly repugnant
346
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,592
and yet you feel morally superior.
347
00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:04,873
I think I might have a Marmite prawn.
348
00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:10,032
Oh, my God, Jon!
349
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,592
I'm so sorry. Whoa! Sorry.
350
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:16,752
Wow. Uh, Marce, it's...
it's a dry party.
351
00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,032
I know, right?
352
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,312
No. No, no.
353
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:25,592
It's a dry party.
354
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:27,936
Oh, my God! You mean
it's sober? Oh, mate, I'm
355
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:30,152
so... Sorry, where...
where have you been?
356
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:34,712
Well, I had my writing class and
then, my friend Tom, he's from Chicago.
357
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:38,312
And he's just the nicest and funny...
358
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:42,632
But anyway, we're gonna write something
about wolves, but they're, like, nice wolves.
359
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,792
Like, kind wolv... care wolves.
360
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,232
Oh...
361
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:50,752
Right, let's, um...
I wanna just go, man.
362
00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:53,425
Let's go to the pub. I
think maybe we should get you
363
00:19:53,437 --> 00:19:56,273
some food. I don't want any
food. No, I wantsome food.
364
00:19:59,513 --> 00:20:00,793
Fuck!
365
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,192
What's going on? Tania,
what are you doing here?
366
00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:06,392
Who has a party when they
separate from their wife?
367
00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:10,952
It's not, um... It's just 100 days sober...
Is it? Yes, there's not even any booze here.
368
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:14,632
Let's just pop out. Come on. Let's
just go. What is that fucker doing here?
369
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:18,072
OK, calm down. Oh, God. Let's just
go and talk about this outside.
370
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:21,192
I'm not leaving. If she's here,
I'm here, so I'm staying. OK.
371
00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:23,593
Yeah. Fine. Yeah, I might
have a dance. Don't...
372
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,272
Don't dance.
373
00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:28,393
That's the woman.
374
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:31,872
Tania, hey. Come and get a drink.
375
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,833
Is that Simon?
376
00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:37,752
I can't remember. Is that Simon?
377
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:40,352
Quick, let's go before she
sings! Come and get a drink.
378
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:43,552
CLATTER Sorry, sorry.
379
00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:46,832
Why are you pissed, Marce? I
thought it was a housewarming party.
380
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:50,472
I didn't know it was a Prohibition party.
I would've come dressed as Al Capone.
381
00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:52,672
It's fine. We're gonna
go. Let's go to the pub.
382
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,712
I think you've had enough to drink.
383
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,757
Lucy, would you mind
asking Jon if he wouldn't
384
00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:58,912
mind driving Marcella
back home for me, please?
385
00:20:58,913 --> 00:21:01,201
I'm right here. I can hear
you. I know. I promised
386
00:21:01,213 --> 00:21:03,152
I wouldn't talk to
you. That's just rude.
387
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:05,272
I do actually feel sick. Yeah.
388
00:21:05,273 --> 00:21:08,872
We heard you being sick this
morning as well, didn't we?
389
00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:11,712
Are you trying to embarrass
me? Are you the puke police?
390
00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:16,992
So, sue me if I wanna celebrate a little
bit when my hard work finally pays off!
391
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:20,832
How is it your hard work? You
only got that ad cos of Simon.
392
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,952
Oh, fucking Billy!
393
00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:25,592
Simon, what is he...
what is he talking about?
394
00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:28,832
What? Don't worry about
it. Just tell me, you shit.
395
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:34,072
OK, fine. Sweet 'N' Yums is my account.
I just mentioned your name. That's it.
396
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,952
Why? Why are you mentioning her name?
397
00:21:36,953 --> 00:21:39,032
Yeah, why are you mentioning my name?
398
00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:41,272
She got the job
herself. I didn't, did I?
399
00:21:41,273 --> 00:21:43,712
I didn't get the job.
What are you talking about?
400
00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:47,352
You went in there, all chatting,
all just making sure your tent...
401
00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:50,912
You had your tentacles
out all over it, as always.
402
00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:53,872
I mean... I wanted to, you know...
403
00:21:53,873 --> 00:21:56,237
You want me to think...
"I'll let her think she got it
404
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,712
on her talent," cos you don't
think I've gotany talent.
405
00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:02,112
You don't think... He doesn't think
I can get the Biccy Monster by myself.
406
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,672
I could get the Biccy Monster
by myself, mate. Let's go.
407
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:08,232
Well, maybe she should have a lie
down. Are you joking right now?
408
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:10,272
Lie down? What is that, the code?
409
00:22:10,273 --> 00:22:13,113
Yeah! Are you joking
right now? Oh, my God!
410
00:22:14,153 --> 00:22:16,192
We're going now.
411
00:22:16,193 --> 00:22:18,152
Great party
412
00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:20,192
See you later, Mum.
413
00:22:20,193 --> 00:22:22,113
I'll get her home.
414
00:22:24,153 --> 00:22:27,152
Hey, hey, so I know I'm really drunk
415
00:22:27,153 --> 00:22:30,432
and I know tonight has
been a bit of a mess,
416
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,112
but I do... I really like you
417
00:22:33,113 --> 00:22:35,632
and I'm worried I fucked it.
418
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:38,993
I really like you too, Marcella.
Let's just get your keys out.
419
00:22:46,873 --> 00:22:50,153
You're... You're further
away than I thought.
420
00:22:52,593 --> 00:22:54,992
You're just... You're
just too drunk, Marce.
421
00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:57,232
Let's get you inside. Wow!
422
00:22:57,233 --> 00:23:01,152
OK, I don't think... That felt
embarrassing. No, it's fine.
423
00:23:01,153 --> 00:23:03,512
Let's just... That felt
really embarrassing.
424
00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:05,752
It's fine. I'll call you in the morning.
425
00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:08,392
I think it might have been
embarrassing. No, it's fine.
426
00:23:08,393 --> 00:23:10,393
OK, well, I've said it now.
427
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:15,792
It's a secret, I guess, but I've told
you my secret, so you might as well know.
428
00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:19,072
I tell everyone what I
think and I do like you.
429
00:23:19,073 --> 00:23:21,232
I really, really do. Yeah, OK.
430
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,272
I need you to know that. OK.
431
00:23:23,273 --> 00:23:26,593
I'm glad I've said it. OK. Actually,
what I should've said... OK.
432
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,633
Good night, Marcella.
433
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,473
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