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Translated by vaultkeeper. I'm swedish and danish is not my language even if it is very simular to swedish, so these subs are not perfect and also my english is not the best eighter, so please dont complain, cause i have done my best to translate this from danish to english. You can feel free to edit the subs and make them better and translate the 9 untranslated lines.

Let us make love again.

We have not any time to do that.

I think we have time to do it before your husband comes home

I know that you have a husband.

And he is honest to me.

Don't look so surprised.

I am not suprised.

You have made me horney again, you devil.

How is you husband then? A whimp!

Hey, darling...

You can stand up. A take a step.

Just take a step.

You have fulfilled my lusts.

Don't you want to be here a little more? No...

You see

... my wife loves the smell of another woman-

-so she smells at it, as it were her last dinner.

What a wife you have. - Yeah you should see it!

No, its nothing for me. -I thought so.

If my husband smelled at another woman-

i would kill him.

Im glad that you are not my wife then!

See ya!

Soon? Very soon, i promise.

Good bye!

Who the hell is that? And in this shitty weather!

Hey. -Hey. Step inte the car.

Shut up!

Calm down! Calm down!

Okay, now you cool down.

Then we sit down. And calm down or?

The only thing you should have in mind

-is to calm down, if so i won't hurt you

Do you understand what i say?, Do you understand?, Good...

So...

Calm down...

Just calm down.

Then we raise up calmly. I should help you.

Calm Down.

What the hell is it now?

Shut up!

I drive.

Fuck!

Calm down now.

Calm down now for fuck sake!

Shut up and calm down.

I will not harm you, as long you calm down...

Take it all calmly. Soo... Good.

We will take my car. It is up here.

I have an old MG from 52

A MAC 2. There are a very few of them i this country.

It will make you happy.

Not any modern shit like this car

Who was a whimp, huh?

Shut up!

What the hell are you looking at?

Why don't you say hello to the superlover?

Or should i say: A superlover without his dick.

How can a man be a superlover-

- when he has no dick?

But if he had a dick, he would fuck you?

Don't you think so? Such a nicelooking girl like you?

I don't know anyone, who not would fuck you

-if they got the chance.

-But you are not that kind of woman. No...

You are a pure woman.

You are a pure... woman.

You are a beautiful and pure woman.

So, so...

You know what...

I think i should fuck you now!

No...

No...

Please don't!

Please don't do it!

I can't...

Please don't, do you really have to?

No, can't you leave me alone?

Can't you be nice and let me go?

I am a virgin.

Halleluja

I love you.

It is car 12. We are home now.

We have not been able to research the couincidence about that veteran car.

Car 44 is on the way.

Good then.

What the fuck is that for some old shit?

Car 44, come in.

Is it more on the side? You should have leaved it yourself.

Come in, Car 44.

Are you there, Car 44?

We are waiting for answer from car 44

44, thanks. Come in.

Reporting 64.

Reporting 44.

Have we found the car? -Yes

Registrationumber? - AP 60 434.

Was it AP 60 434?

-44, come in. -Yes

I should ask about the number again. - AP 60 434.

Yes, thanks.

Hvis du bliver ved med at drikke det lort-

-kommer s�den i dine nosser ikke ud af din stive pik.

Du kan hverken kneppe eller lade v�re.

Min stive pik... Hvad kan det v�re efterh�nden?

Five years since last?

Det var l�kkert, s� l�nge det varede.

Nu har jeg mine forarbejdede kartofler til at holde mig lykkelig.

Hell no!

Little man or big lady?

Calling in 44, we...

Havent you thought about researching it?

He cant have gone any far.

That was strange. There is no blood.

I have blood. - Now shut up!

Begynder du p� dit pis, s� k�rer jeg.

You should be here.

N�... jeg stoler p� dig.

Calm down.

"Calm Down"!

What the hell is that?

Det er bare din lille, stive pik, der er kommet for at hjems�ge dig.

No one should fuck my wife. I am not your wife for fuck sake!

Yes you are. -No!

If someone fuck my wife, i will kill him.

You pig.

Hello...

It tastes really bad.

Huh, what do you think?

About my butchery?

You should taste the superlovers nose.

You are so nice.

Can i ask you a question?

Yes...

What is your name?

My name is Jan.

Jan..

I was thinking about...

Why don't you come here and fuck me?

I don't fuck my wife.

I make love with her.

Yes Jan. I am your wife.

And i want you to make love with me

Do you wan't me to make love with you?

Yes.

-Are you my wife? You know.

Yes... How the hell could i forget that?

Dont you want to make love with me?

Of course my darling.

I always want to make love with you.

My darling, let us do it on the bed this time.