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HUGH: I am a great surgeon.

Just ask the 1,017 people

walking around out there because of me.

I mean, should I save this guy or not?

Seriously, he´s a fat, sexist shock jock

who adds nothing to the world.

Champagne, champagne, champagne!

BECKY: You know, Hugh, you used to be George Clooney.

But now you´re more like Charlie Sheen.

Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Some help here!

DR. BURKE: You´ll be placed on the impaired registrants list.

You´re banned from surgical practice.

DR. KOUTOFIDES: We´d like you to serve your year of atonement

as a general practitioner in the town of Whyhope.

That´s not funny.

PENNY: Where you are is sitting in front of me

about to piss into a jar for a drug test.

-This is just humiliating. -Weekly.

Oh!

MERYL: Our golden boy, Hugh, is back.

He was Cleo´s Bachelor of the Year in 2012!

-[ People cheering ] -Ha ha!

Can´t you go somewhere else?

Worried you´re gonna fall for me again?

-How are you and Charlie? -Great.

I love her, she loves me, we love it here.

We´re building something really great.

-Joey. -Hugh.

HUGH: You have a mass on your chest.

Here at Hillbilly Hospital,

we don´t know for sure what that is,

so you need to go to Sydney.

I´m not gonna die, am I?

How short is the flower show, Mrs. K?

75 for this year.

You´re a real philanthropist, Big Nathan.

And the road?

Look what he had in his pocket.

For home.

A man can change. Tomorrow I´ll be that man.

♫ Lost inside ♫

♫ Adorable illusion ♫

♫ And I cannot hide ♫

♫ I´m the one you´re using ♫

♫ Please don´t push me aside ♫

♫ We could´ve made it cruising, yeah ♫

♫ Ooh ooh ooh ohh ♫

♫ Ooh ooh ooh ohh ♫

[ Sniffs ]

[ Groans ]

It´s not a dream.

[ Sighs ]

Aoife.

Aoife, you all right?

Aoife!

What the fuck are you doing?

Nothing.

Weirdo.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, Hugh, Hugh, Hugh, Hugh, Hugh.

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music plays ]

[ Goat bleating ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Airplane engine buzzing ]

Writing a bucket list.

-That´s the spirit. -You checking up on me?

I was just passing by.

I´m here.

But I don´t think it´s gonna help.

Are you a doctor or a council worker?

[ Chuckles ]

-[ Cellphone rings ] -Hang on.

You can go. I´m here.

-Hey. -JILL: Hey, mate. You busy?

Just enjoying the country life.

It´s the quiet that´s so nice, Jill.

April Taveleri, your patient. You remember her?

52, Kellyville, factory worker, triple bypass surgery.

-That´s today, isn´t it? -Yeah, I´m doing her.

Well, she might survive. Shakes any better?

Funny. I mean like right now. Jenny´s holding the phone.

We´ve got a small problem here.

What´s up?

And we raised $312.50 for the MRI machine.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Lovely. Thank you all so very much.

We´re well on our way --

If you´re having trouble with the pump flow

I´d suggest -- Shit!

-Ow! -Who puts a bag there?

PENNY: Doctor.

Morning.

So, I will raise the barometer!

Ohh!

Still not getting flow.

I´d like the flow to level out, actually.

Can we get some suction here?

Your paperwork on --

Oh!

She had a calcified aorta,

so check the arterial line´s in a good position.

Maybe reposition it till you have good pump flow.

You have patients. Can I...

And also, when you get to it,

take the vein from the right leg.

There was some sign of varicosity in the left.

-JILL: Okay, good to know. -[ Coughing ]

Right, we´ve reset the art line.

Flu. Go home and have a whiskey and a sleep.

Okay, pump flow is good. Thank you.

Pleasure is all mine.

Least you can do, landing her with me like this.

You want to, um,

set the phone down somewhere and I can watch?

He misses it. Poor Hugh.

Did you just do an 11-second consult?

-I´m very good. -You look like shit.

And you look pretty, but let´s not judge each other

on appearance, shall we?

We´re bigger people than that.

-Big night? -Not really.

Hit the books till about 3:00,

watched some ads for the NutriBullet.

I really do have a lot of patients.

You fractured that kid´s hand when you stood on it.

-Shit, really? -No.

Penny, he threw a stapler at me.

I was actually redecorating, and you came in as I moved it.

-You threw a stapler at him. -Betty saw it.

Betty is neutral territory.

Cool and pretty like Switzerland.

You look like shit. Were you with him last night?

Him? I´m in the room.

You didn´t let him shag you, did you?

He´s as old as my dad.

It´d be sick.

But very good. Very, very good.

No, we just got old-fashioned drunk, that´s all.

Uh, small thought -- This is a public area.

Patients are watching.

I´m gonna need your urine.

You tested me two days ago. It´s weekly testing.

It´s what I decide it is.

You just got drunk, though, right?

What are you afraid of?

Nothing at all.

I´ll just see to my patients, and no problem.

-Good. -Great.

[ Birds chirping ]

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Yes, you may feed my dog.

Oui, vouz pouvez nourrir mon chien.

Oui, vouz pouvez nourrir mon chien.

Oui, vouz pouvez nourrir mon chien.

Just don´t let it shit in the café.

Morning!

Oh, hey, Meryl.

-Feel free to knock. -Busy?

Learning French while figuring out how to pay these bills.

-Are we all right? -Skin of our teeth.

Good girl.

Come to dinner tonight. Special announcement.

Ah, I don´t think we can.

6:00.

Those jeans don´t agree with your behind.

Maybe we should go shopping.

Bonjour.

So, Aaron Moore...

What´s up?

I had a sore stomach, and Mum said I could stay home

but I had to come to the doctor.

Mm. Called your bluff, hey?

-Maths test? -Science.

Mm.

Here´s what we´re gonna do.

I am going to write you a sick note for today and tomorrow.

You have gastro.

I do?

You´re right to avoid tests of intelligence.

Fill ´er up.

You want the sick note or not?

Still warm. Enjoy.

I´m off to get some lunch.

On the radio. Tanner property.

-Kid trapped under a tractor. -Can we drive?

[ Sighs ]

So we really didn´t sleep together?

Well, you did try, actually.

But I think it´s just habit with you.

Your heart didn´t really seem in it, to be honest.

I´m off my game.

-Once upon a time... -Oh, that right?

Yeah, back in the ´80s you had some moves, did you?

[ Metal rattling ]

Oh, my God. [ Groaning ]

Right, get the winch!

No, stop, stop, stop! Let me have a look at him first.

-What´s his name? -MR. TANNER: James.

Just rolled on him.

AOIFE: Hi! You´re a handsome boy, then.

What are you doing under there?

Ketamine. Three units of blood.

You, when I say "now," we lift this tractor off.

-It´s the dad. -We´re gonna need a tourniquet.

Need to get pressure on this bleed.

Think this tractor´s the only thing holding it all together.

-Ketamine. -Right, talk to him.

Hi, handsome.

My name´s Aoife. It´s all right.

All right, he´s out.

Here you go.

Now.

Get ready to move him.

On my call. Ready?

-Yeah. -And go.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

HUGH: Shit. Leg´s broken through.

Artery´s crushed and severed.

Don´t know if this tourniquet´s gonna hold.

Scissors.

Get ready to sterilize my hands.

Right.

Gonna try and tie off the vessel if I can find the end.

He´s already lost this leg.

Jeez, is he gonna be all right?

You need to piss off for a minute.

Let us do our job, okay?

You can go and get that ute ready.

Oh, come on. Where are you?

Come on, come on.

Got it!

Aoife, gauze.

You´ve done it.

Holy shit, you´ve done it!

Let´s cut.

Wrap it. Let´s get him to hospital.

And you can start some of your Irish Catholic praying.

All right. Gently does it.

Here we go. That´s it.

All right, let´s go.

[ Engine starts ]

Stop! Stop!

Tourniquet´s not holding. Vessel´s come undone.

Jesus, this is the last of the blood.

HUGH: Let´s try again.

-His pulse is faint. -No doubt. Clamp.

He´s arresting.

Start CPR. I´ll do this.

[ Grunts ] Slippery as hell. Jeez!

-You need help? -Just get back in the car!

Be ready to go, Mr. Tanner.

-There´s no pulse. -Bugger!

I´ve got it. I´ve got it.

God! Slipped again. Jesus!

-He´s gone. -Keep pumping!

Hugh.

Hugh.

Yeah.

WOMAN: James!

James!

AOIFE: So sad, huh?

The mum´s face. I´ll never...

You okay?

-I hate failing. -Right.

If I´d just pulled it a touch tighter then maybe --

He was never going to make it.

We could both see that from the start.

Severed artery.

The ambulance. To the clinic. To Sydney.

Stupid place to live.

Betty, go buy me some clothes, will you?

Yeah. You okay?

-Aoife? -I´m okay.

Poor kid.

I need a shower.

Clothes.

Thanks.

And your friend Joey

never got on the plane to Sydney.

He missed his appointment.

Funny, Betty.

Really funny.

JILL: You missed the fun stuff.

Did you go out to get some scones, did you?

Something like that.

I´m off to Bronte now for a surf with the kids.

Oh, ow.

I´ll have a beer for you afterwards. Thanks again.

And, um, nice shirt.

Ah.

I heard about the Tanner kid.

Who?

The tractor accident. James Tanner.

Aoife said you tried everything.

Yes, well, I´m sure that´ll be a great relief

to all those at his funeral.

-You all right? -Course.

What do you want?

I tested your pee. Marijuana.

Oh, that little shit!

It´s not yours? Oh, my God.

14-year-old lying to a doctor. Millennials -- no ethics.

You took it from a 14-year-old patient?

I have no further comment.

You´re giving me fresh pee right now.

Here´s me. Here is your career.

[ Blows ]

Bye, bye, bye.

I won´t have a junkie doctor here.

I have a responsibility to patients.

Give me a sample immediately.

Why did you lie about being gay?

I just didn´t want you hitting on me, being weird.

Oh, so arrogant.

I have a feeling you can´t help yourself.

I have a feeling you´ve been single a long time.

-Three years. -I knew it.

Oh.

Go. Fill this.

Joey, it´s Hugh. Where the hell are you?

I arranged for you to go to Sydney

so you could get those tests done

so we could work out what we do next.

Call me back!

Jane. Of course you´re still here.

Hugh. I heard you were back.

Hmm. Like a dream I´m trying to wake up from.

Have you seen your brother?

He´s probably gone to climb Mount Warring.

You´re kidding? No.

He was writing a bucket list last night, getting all excited.

Live his life to the fullest, blah, blah, blah.

He has been sick.

Is he all right to climb?

Yeah, yeah, he´s fine.

Ah, cheers.

MERYL: Oh! Hugh!

Hey?

Hey, you, uh, save any lives today?

Ah, no. Not today.

I was coming to see you, then I ran into Fat Nathan

and we got waylaid talking about town gossip.

Big Nathan. It´s Big.

Nice threads, jillaroo.

You´re starting to blend in already.

I just sold a mine lease out Crowboor way.

Party at the pub to celebrate tomorrow.

You are required as my oldest friend

and a person who protected me from numerous head flushings.

[ Laughs ]

Well, I tried.

They all envy me now.

Anyway, come. Meet Eddie.

Drink, dance, get laid.

Oh. Apologies, Mrs. K.

Oh, I had assumed Hugh was celibate.

I´ll try and cover my shock.

That pink doesn´t suit you.

It´s not your color. Makes you look piggy.

How are you?

-Exhausted. -But you´re a doctor.

Surely there´s something you can take for that.

I´m so proud of you for coming back to town.

Your father often refers to you

as a selfish, conceited prick, but --

-He what? -He´s a passionate man.

-It´s why I love him. -We still talking about Dad?

And here you are doing selfless work for the community.

Wow, you really do learn your lines, don´t you?

Must dash.

Dinner at our place, 6:00.

[ Cellphone rings ]

-Yep? -PENNY: Where are you?

House call.

Okay, I´ll make this simple.

You give me a sample by end of shift tomorrow

or I report that you refused a drug test.

-Got it? -Got it.

Good.

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Coughs ]

These are $1,200 shoes, Joey.

What are you doing?

What kind of wanker spends $1,200 on a pair of shoes?

Mm? Hmm?

You´re supposed to be on a plane.

I got you a very hard-to-get appointment.

I´m dying. I could see it on your face.

What?

I could have had indigestion for all you know.

My face? Jesus.

We do tests, scans, a treatment plan.

I´m a heart doctor. I know nothing about cancer.

It is cancer. I knew it.

I can -- I can feel it. I knew it.

I don´t know anything until you go to Sydney.

I can´t do anything for you in this dump.

I´m not getting chemo. Seen what it done to Mum, remember?

Yeah, course.

Course I remember.

All it did was just make her last year...

Horrible.

I know.

I can´t do that. I won´t.

You don´t know anything yet, you dumb prick.

You could be fine.

I know I´m going out the way I choose.

I just want to see the top of the hill.

I haven´t done anything yet in my life that I want...

All right, all right. None of that.

Listen...

If I get you to the top,

you get on a plane tomorrow, all right?

Okay.

But I´ve twisted me ankle.

You´re probably gonna have to carry me.

Come on.

That´s it. A bit further.

-That´s it. -[ Exhales sharply ]

No, no, no! The summit.

Come on.

That´s it.

Yeah. Easy, easy, easy.

[ Groans ] There you go.

Oh! We did it.

Hooray.

A life well lived. Drink it in.

Do you have to be a prick?

I don´t have to be. It just seems to come naturally.

Yeah, I remember.

Here, take my photo.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Here.

Thanks.

I´ve never been up here.

It´s beautiful.

[ Sighs ]

Hey!

You look...

Bloody hell.

-Bloody hell´s good, right? -Yeah.

And all that needs is beer and rosemary

and salt and pepper.

Aww.

Bless you, little rabbits, and thank you.

AJAX: You´ve got a soft heart, Hayles.

Charlie! You look so beautiful.

Oh, my God, I didn´t know we should dress up.

No, I´m not. We´re not.

I just bought it in Sydney last year,

so I thought I should wear it.

Ah, someone get me a G-and-T

before my bunions explode all over you.

Oh, Charlie, now that´s a dress.

Jim, look at her bum.

No. I´m not doing that.

-Jesus, Mum! -Hugh home yet?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Do you need a drink?

Oh, you´re an angel.

You know angels are real, right?

I did not. Thanks, Hayley.

I slept in here sometimes.

I used to stare at the photos like ancient times.

We called it the ´90s, but sure.

Well, I found it intriguing.

How is it out there?

Lovely.

I doubt that, but let´s go.

MERYL: I don´t remember! [ Laughs ]

I don´t! My goodness.

Wow, Charlie, I didn´t realize we were dressing for dinner now.

-My tails are in the car. -It´s just a dress.

-It´s just a goddamn dress. -Jesus. Okay.

Can you please not say "goddamn"?

God gave us tongues to speak freely, Hayley.

Do I smell rabbit?

Yeah. I got a couple on the way home.

Oh. So happy when he kills.

[ Whispering ] He could be a psychopath. The jury´s out.

-I just like shooting. -Just leave him be, Hugh.

How was your day, love?

Well, a kid bled to death in my arms,

Joey wants to die, and my urine´s waiting to destroy me.

James Tanner? The kid.

Yeah. Do you know him?

He was in the under-16s with Ajax.

God has him now.

[ Glass dinging ]

There are two reasons I´ve brought you here.

Hayley.

Oh, yes.

No one swear. We´re, um...

We´re streaming.

MERYL: [ Clears throat ]

Meryl.

Despite Mayor Eagle´s cancellation of the flower show,

I have managed,

with a combination of rebudgeting council priorities

and cost savings, to save it.

S-Surrounded by my family and with you watching,

I am thrilled to announce that the flower show

will have its 75th year.

This is Councilor Meryl Knight

and the Knight family wishing you well.

Good night.

[ Applause ]

Were we just here to applaud?

Just a sense of family and continuity.

Now, the second item on the agenda is Hugh.

Jim?

Shall we raise a toast

to the return of our prodigal genius here?

Sure.

Hugh.

-MERYL: Hugh. -Hugh.

-Hugh. -Hugh.

-Thanks, Dad. -I´d like to say grace.

And you may, Hayley, privately and silently.

Thank you for the food, Lord,

and for Hugh and his return to his family.

May he find the peace that he seeks

-Hang on, I´m not seeking any -- -Don´t interrupt her.

Amen.

So, Dad...

Must be happy about the brewery.

I mean, Matt said it basically saved the farm.

[ Bangs ]

I never said that.

Never.

What happened between you and Charlie, Hugh?

Hayley, take a very large mouthful of food

and chew it very slowly.

Sorry. Should I not...

It´s just that I don´t know the reason --

No, it´s fine, Hayles. It´s true.

I stole her away from my brother.

I had met someone else.

In Las Vegas, right? Is that right?

The past is another country. Let´s move on.

What happened to her?

HUGH: Um, she...

We broke up after a year.

Four months.

Who knew you took an interest?

And then what? Charlie?

Well, Meryl invited me up.

Matt and I hung out, and we just clicked.

Like I never had with anyone before.

Matt was smart enough to grab her.

Here´s to, well, you two.

Two favorite people in the world, together forever.

Forever.

Hayley and I are in love too.

Aw! Isn´t he the sweetest?

MERYL: Oh, darling.

Well, so then how did you and Hugh meet?

Hayley, we forgot the peas. Can you help me?

Jim´s found a new podcast

on a grisly new murder in Tennessee.

Tell them, Jim.

-Hayley. -Oh. Yes, Meryl.

Don´t do that.

What?

Talk about me saving the farm to Dad.

Why?

Because he needs his dignity.

Maybe he needs a reality check.

I walked in on him with a gun in his mouth at the time.

Bullshit.

Convinced him I could save it, if he´d let me.

I did.

So, you know, he needs his dignity.

Okay.

-For you, though, not for him. -That´ll do.

And no shit about Ajax, the adopted thing.

-He´s our brother. -You laying down the law, Matt?

Just helpful advice to aid your reentry.

Wow. You got all the good person, didn´t you?

Sorry, I´m just in a mood.

Dad, the kid, my career, imminent doom.

You thought it was going to be boring here.

Mm.

You gonna try our pale ale?

All right, twist my arm.

Hey.

Hey.

Hayley has a good sense of the social niceties.

Oh, she´s really sweet.

I didn´t see you at the dam this morning.

Which means you looked.

Can I ask you something?

Sure, I´m an open book.

Girl in Vegas.

Jenny. Her name was Jenny.

Yeah. I know.

Did you love her?

Why?

Just want to know.

Yeah, I loved her.

We met and just clicked.

Like I never had with anyone else.

Okay.

You´re quiet.

Why´d you ask him that?

What?

Hugh -- did he love her?

I just wondered about it.

All this time later you still wonder about it?

Yeah, I never asked him, that´s all.

I thought you buried it.

I´m a girl. We don´t bury shit.

Or if we do, we dig it up now and again and rake over it.

And you dressed up.

Oh, come on, Matt. I wanted to wear my dress.

It´s got nothing to do with him. I´m always sweaty and dusty.

I thought it´d be nice for my husband.

Bullshit!

You can´t let him make you crazy.

It´s not me that I´m worried about!

There´s nothing there.

Matt, I love you. I married you.

I´m sorry.

I just couldn´t believe he dumped me like that

for someone he didn´t even care about.

-But he did. -Exactly!

Not that I care. It just bugs me.

But not!

[ Whispering ] Idiot.

Matt!

Matt.

[ Digging ]

[ Metal clangs ]

Mum?

What are you doing?

Is that cash?

Time for bed.

We´ve all had a very long night.

And you were a bit cheeky, by the way.

You´ve got to learn to play on the same court

as everyone else.

Why are you burying money?

Don´t trust the banks.

So I see you saved the day.

The flower show.

Communities pull together

for the important things that matter.

Did the community pull together,

or did you get a bribe off Nathan

for the road to his lease,

which you buried in our yard?

[ Sobbing ]

I know you´re fake crying, Mum.

People are ridiculously sensitive

about impropriety these days.

Best to leave these things quiet.

Mm. In case the cops get wind of it.

I fight for this town,

its institutions and communities.

And the mines, with their tidal waves of money

and city trash, will consume us in time,

and then it will be all titty bars and meth labs.

And what if you get caught?

Then I get caught.

But I´m not the kind of person to stand by

and watch my town be consumed.

I will fight.

I will use their money

to sustain the things that matter to us.

And things matter beyond ourselves, Hugh.

It´s an imperfect world. We do our best.

How much did you get?

[ Goat bleats ]

Dora.

Still alive.

Amazing.

Hey.

Hey.

I w-would like it

if you left town.

Why?

Because your brother and you

have got this crazy competitive thing going on.

Matt´s a jealous guy. He´s gonna think stuff.

Like what?

You´re gonna get naked and let me make sweet love to you?

We´re happy, Hugh.

Yeah.

Yeah. I knew this was stupid.

[ Sighs ]

You thinking about it? A lot?

-What? -The Tanner kid.

Oh, yeah.

It´s weird. I´ve seen plenty of people die, but...

Some don´t leave you. You just have to live with it.

That was a comforting talk. Thank you.

Aoife, it´s a sad part of the job.

But I know one thing.

The last face he saw was your smiling Irish face.

That would have been a nice sight for a teenage boy.

I am pretty stunning, that´s for sure.

You´re right. He was probably totally distracted by my legs.

Is it weird if I go to the funeral?

No. You should.

Thank you.

What´s that?

-A candle. -Why?

For the Tanner boy.

Can we not advertise our failures?

Or you could see it as not about you,

but about commemorating a life.

Get rid of it.

Tick-tock. Got something for me?

Still got hours yet.

Whatever it is will still be in your system, now or then.

Maybe it´s better to deny a test.

I could say you were harassing me

in an attempt to see my penis.

Oh, my God! Did you really just say that?

Three years is a long time without any action.

Her husband died. Give her a break.

Although, I agree, healing starts with a new path,

not sitting on the old path wondering why it stopped.

-Thanks, Betty. -You´re welcome.

-I was being sarcastic. -Not deep down.

You recognize the truth of it.

Sorry, I, um...

Tick-tock. Pssss!

Hi, it´s Hugh.

As my very expensive lawyer, I need you to ring me back

and tell me what the hell to do about this urine test.

Joey, you little shit.

NATHAN: We finally made it.

Pit 36A is now open!

[ People cheering ]

To the mine!

[ People cheering ]

The bar is on me until 6:00.

After that, you´re on your own.

Joey. Joey.

Excuse us.

We had a deal.

You´re supposed to be on a plane in two hours.

What are you doing?

I know, I know. I´m sorry. Sorry.

You promised. Best friends don´t do that.

Yeah, Nathan had his party on,

and I thought I might get laid for the last time.

And what´s this "best friend" shit?

I´ve seen you four times in 20 years.

Leave me alone, Hugh.

I´m living life like I never have before.

[ Laughs, coughs ]

Piss off. I´m fine.

Hugh!

Nath.

-Good party. -Great party.

So, um, you and Mum have got a cozy thing happening.

What do you...

Oh, we try to find synergistic cooperations.

Ah. When that doesn´t work, you bribe her.

Pig in a blanky?

17 grand, though, compared to what you´re making.

What are you doing, mate? We´re trying to have fun.

I´m thinking they´re not bribes, they´re donations.

Big Nathan, the big philanthropist.

So Big Nathan can give the clinic 40 grand

for an MRI machine.

Or what are you gonna do, dob on your mum?

You´re taking a fortune out of this town.

Give a bit back. Big Nathan with the big heart.

You do know that everyone hates you.

No, they don´t. Do they?

Yeah, they take your money and they drink your booze,

but they whisper behind your back.

You want to change that?

An MRI machine?

Yeah.

Well, everyone´d have to know I did it.

I will drive it through town on the back of a ute

with a huge banner saying "Thank you, Nathan"

while Guns N´ Roses blares through loudspeakers.

Can I be in the ute too? And is it a tax deduction?

Yes and yes.

Well, let´s do it.

[ Up-tempo dance music playing ]

Hey. What are you doing here?

I really don´t know.

Nathan asked me. I wasn´t gonna come, but...

You right?

Yeah, yeah. I had a blue with Charlie.

All your fault, of course.

Look, there are only two people I actually like in this world.

I´m not about to screw with either of you.

Don´t worry. I may not be here much longer.

Look, I´ve got to find Joey. Got to get him on a plane.

He´s not exactly being cooperative.

I´ve got some horse tranquilizer in the car.

I´m joking.

Yeah, no, she said she thought you were fascinating.

Anyway, she asked me to bring you outside.

-The blond girl? -Yeah.

-Really? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She´s just around here.

-Are you sure she meant me? -Yeah.

What are you doing? What´s going on?

Hugh! Aah!

Oh, you´re a... [ Groans softly ]

I´m pretty sure he was about to say you´re a prick.

No doubt.

Let´s go.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

It´s all good.

That´s where you go tomorrow.

This is where you stay tonight.

This is for a taxi.

Lucky for you

seeing the Harbour Bridge is on my list.

All right.

[ Coughing ]

You have seven patients waiting.

Okay.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Sally Peacock.

SALLY: Are you okay?

Not at all, but we´re here to talk about you.

Well, I´m just very stressed out.

Agitated.

I have a big flight coming up, and I´m very scared to fly.

Where are you going?

-New York. -Ah. Half your luck.

Sorry, I just can´t seem to get your history to load.

[ Tapping key ]

-Have you had this before? -On and off.

Usually I take a Valium and just chill out, you know?

Sure do.

[ Sighs ] Thank you.

I´d like a word.

Listen, here´s the thing --

What did Sally Peacock want?

-Who´s that? -The patient you just saw.

Oh, fear of flying. Gave her some Valium.

She´s an addict. Been clean for a year.

Didn´t you look at her history?

My computer...

What are you doing?

Oi!

No!

Bad patient.

Her Valium.

-You got it back? -I chased her down, yes.

Because that´s what doctors do here.

Chase people down in the middle of the street

because the computers don´t work

or up a mountain to get them on a plane

´cause you don´t have an MRI machine.

Or they just bleed out in the middle of nowhere.

But with 452 more fetes and scone sales,

you just might get a machine.

PENNY: What´s that?

An MRI machine courtesy of Big Nathan.

-How did you... -My parting gift to you.

Oh, and of course my urine.

Oh, don´t bother testing it

´cause we both know what it´s gonna be.

I´m only good at one thing. Only care about one thing.

That´s being a great doctor and saving lives.

You know, I wrote everything down

I could have done better with the Tanner kid,

and it still wouldn´t be enough.

He wouldn´t have survived.

I can´t be a great doctor here,

and it makes me sick to my heart

every time I have to do it badly.

I actually wouldn´t survive here

because it´s gonna take more drugs, sex, and alcohol

than Caligula did to distract me from it.

So you know what?

I´m done.

I need a good doctor.

I´m starting to think you could be one.

I see promise.

Oh, you arrogant...

And my other option for a doctor

is a 457 sweet Bangladeshi man who speaks 11 words of English,

has one hand, and turned out to be a vet.

You want to walk? I can´t stop you.

You want a second chance? Here it is.

I kind of wish you´d tested it.

-I know you do. -I did the big speech.

Out in a blaze of self-righteous glory.

Exactly.

You´ve got patients.

I hate you.

I know you do.

[ Mid-tempo instrumental music plays ]