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This is all you got?

Why are you still trying to be a fisherman?

Little fish, good fish!

Talking about good things, look Monique and Babette!

Those are two good looking fishes!

Where are you going girls?

Leave us!

Just stop for a minute!

Are you taking the underwear to the castle?

Be careful with the underwear!

Who's turn is it today? The Earl or the Colonel?

Colonel I warn you that if you go beyond this line, you'd be in my lands.

And I warn you that if you do it, I'll do it too!

Philip, have you heard what he just said?

No, I'm sorry Earl.

You are lucky! If he heard it, I would have challenged you!

You are the lucky one who just heard about duels!

How do you dare to talk like that? You are not in barracks, but

in a castle! In my castle!

Your castle! Philip, have you heard that?

Have you heard what he just said?

- No... unfortunately... - In my castle!

My name comes from an ancient nobility!

And I got the command from Napoleon!

Napoleon! A farmer from Corsica who suddenly gave command to people!

Come on!

Come on old Susan, we arrived!

How's going to be today?

There will be the usual war.

We'll see if the Earl will be more angry than the Colonel!

We have to make them dance! Like bears!

They can become dangerous!

Don't worry, we'll take care of them!

Here we have Philip cleaning the line!

- Are you praying? - Hello Philip!

How was breakfast?

As usual, with bad words. I pretend not to listen so no troubles for me.

One day I'll become deaf!

The clothes washers are here!

Come, my dears! Come!

I was waiting for you!

And now call the Colonel, but don't excite him too much!

The clothes washers are here, Colonel!

Get ready to be inspected girls!

Philip, we trust you!

Don't worry, I'll be there at the right time!

As usual Babette will be with the Earl and Monique with the Colonel.

I've never seen in my life someone using so much linen like them!

Mr Earl, is it necessary to put the linen in such a high place?

Yes, dear. I like everything in order.

Everything must have its own place, dear!

I always check everything with my eyes.

It's good what I see...

I'm not so brave here!

You are not wrong. Stairs are dangerous, you could fall!

What are you doing Mr Earl?!

My head is spinning!

The doctor controls you!

Be good! You need to be checked!

Stay calm, it's better to check!

You cannot go on like that!

This linen is all dirty!

It's not true! It is clean as I am!

Tell it to someone else!

If it was clean like you, it would be dark!

Congratulations!

Bravo!

If you smack a soldier, you smack your country, my dear.

I'm so ashamed!

I bet your linen is more clean than mine!

More clean? Not more than yours!

I cannot trust your words. I have to check it!

Go on, check it!

It is true!

Everything is clean!

Who knows... maybe lower...

I have nothing to hide!

Nothing? I'm glad to know!

Maybe it's better if you go there.

I can check it better!

Your stockings are in order...

It's always better to check the back!

I think it's time to go or the two girls won't be safe.

Come on! You know what you duty is!

You have to alarm!

What would you do in such a situation?

The donkey!

- Oh, is this a naevus? - What? For God's sake!

One moment, I haven't finished the check yet!

If you don't like the way I work, find another clothes washer!

Damn, I almost got it!

Next time...

Damn! I almost got it... Next time...

Monique!

Come on! Let's go!

Help me! The Colonel was like a regiment!

- Let's go! - He almost got something!

- Bye Philip! - Bye!

Women! They know how to use those jerks!

Let's see what happens...

If you don't mind, it's my turn!

Improbable!

I'm sorry... Colonel... Earl...

As you asked me, I prepared two salads with chicken, eggs and peppers.

You can bring it back in the kitchen!

As a butler, you don't know how to behave. We don't need them!

- Take them away! - Get out!

Next time I'll prepare a camomile tea!

We can't stay here like prisoners!

Our friends joke on us!

Leave them alone!

When your mother died, I promised her I'd take care of you.

I want to keep that promise!

Then find us two husbands, aunt!

They must be great husbands!

Don't forget you are virgins!

There aren't many of them here!

Right! But what will happened with the Earl and the Colonel?!

Don't worry, I'll take care of them. They'll have to pay for what they want!

Why don't you put us in a auction? Who bets for two virgins?

Don't be silly Babette!

I want you to have a good wedding, I don't want to sell you!

You look so serious aunt!

A wedding is a serious thing Babette! You must think of everything.

I think one of you will become the Lady of the castle.

The Earl and the Colonel will end the war and we'll see who wins. Then, who

marries the winner will be safe, but also the other girl will be safe too.

When will they decide?!

The Judge prefers not to intervene.

OK, we'll make that old fat man decide!

It seems everything is all right.

Nothing is all right!

This suit never ends!

I read that the different opinions chosen by the protagonists,

makes the decision hard to take.

That's because this Court should check.

We should check every details...

Damn the details!

Mr Colonel!

You lawyer, be careful on what you're doing because

I will decide with my sword! And I will use your skin...

- Mr Colonel! Respect the furniture! - Was I clear enough?

This Court will remember your requests.

Don't waste more time!

It is clear that I don't want to...

Pay!

Right!

I quit now!

Where's the hole?

Congratulations, Alessandro! I'm not sure how come you still

have your head! Check this and feel better!

My heart is beating fast!

Dear Lawyer, I think we'll have to work hard on this suit!

Right!

These documents are very interesting!

I don't know who added it to the file...

I think we should check for more records and...

And complete the collection!

Right! We have to find the owners!

Your Honor!

Yes, this is evidence!

That shows there are several ways to get on well!

The Earl!

One goes, one comes!

Quick! Let's collect the documents!

Let's hope he's disarmed!

The wig! We must show him we are talking about the suit!

I represent both of them!

Your Honor! The rights of the Earl on the castle cannot be discussed

by a Colonel who doesn't own anything!

Oh no! I demand you to change your mind!

I won't do it! The Earl is ready to contact our Majesty for his rights!

Bravo! Bravo my lawyer!

I apologize Earl, but when I work I never notice people presence.

I heard the impetuosity of whom is fighting for good ideals.

- Thank you. - Earl, I have to admit that lawyer

Corot almost convinced me about your rights.

That's another way to appreciate my lawyer!

Well, we need time for the sentence...

My patience has a limit!

If the decision is not made in a month as lawyer Alessandro Eriberto

Corbot suggested, I'll meet our Majesty and you'll see what happens!

I'm fed up with this situation! Is this the way out?

Damn you! Why did you suggested our Majesty?! If he meets him, we're done!

- Now we share the bag! - The bag?!

The money! One for you, one for me. That's yours!

Anyway, I think this sharing is not fair.

Next time you won't talk about our Majesty!

Let's search for the other trial deeds.

Let it go, I have an idea!

Maybe they were in the White Elephant file...

The Court decides to go to visit the White Elephant.

Please, go first.

- Attention ladies! - Before lunch time...

- Good morning girls! - Good morning!

Please, enjoy our welcome...

As usual, but always so full of enthusiasm!

Welcome!

First we have to work on a file.

Something wrong?

It's about a file. Be nice girls!

Are you talking to me?

The first floor?

\'m com'\ng\.!

Monique, Babette! What are you doing on that boat?

How stupid I am! You are washing clothes!

Who's this? Prince Charming?

Why don't you come to help us Colonel?

With pleasure!

- Come on the boat then! - Here I come! But I'm not an expert.

Come closer!

Why don't you come instead in a nice place with shadow?

We have no time!

Calm down girls, you will ruin my uniform!

How can you wear all those clothes with this hot weather?

How do you dare?

What do you want?

Don't disturb my clothes washers!

Your clothes washers? They are washing my shirts!

You don't have more than one shirt!

This is an insult that you will pay!

Your acts are not worthy in a soldier!

Stupid Earl!

I will talk to the Chief of the Country...

- You are not worthy... - Degraded man...

Luckily I can swim!

It's not true!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Hey you!

Can you show me the way to Portillon?

Do you have to go to Portillon? Please, get into my coach.

My coachman is directing you it.

With pleasure, but I can't my Lady. I'm sorry.

Why can't you?

First of all because I don't want to disturb you.

There's so much room here...

Oh, I'd like to go, but I have a horse too.

We will tie the horse behind the coach. It won't mind.

It's a good idea, but I have to find it...

Go!

Alessio!

Alessio!

If he makes me lose this nice chick, I'll kill him!

Quick! Otherwise you won't find me nowhere!

- I'm searching for Alessio! - Let it go!

How can I reach you? Walking?

I ask the coachman to stop the coach and I'll wait for you!

Stop! Coachman stop!

Impossible Misses, we are late!

Alessio! Were you enjoying a mare, uh?

I know what to do...

Here we go!

What's wrong with you now?

What are you talking about?

You want to go that way? OK, let's go that way then!

Yes, this is the right way!

If I go on like that...

Great! I hope we made it!

Like this... here we go!

In my opinion we should find other interesting clothes.

Here we have one!

The skirt!

Very good, we are almost there.

Well, it's hot today...

When do we arrive?

I had to help him!

End of the journey! Everybody out!

If I get off like this, there might be some incidents...

Welcome Madame.

- Is this Portillon castle? - Please.

Yes Madame. May I know who are you looking for?

Who am I looking for?!

I need to know if I have to play the flute or the trumpet.

The instrument is very important...

I want the castle's owner, silly one!

There are two owners here, Madame.

Have you ever heard about Colonel De La Roche?

The Colonel... if you need him, it's better if you stand up at

the left side. The Earl is very fussy.

You have visitors. You are wearing the right uniform!

Look who's talking! You look like my grandmother when she died.

Luckily she died so that she doesn't see what happened to her grandson!

I'd like to know what your forefathers think about you!

Listen! Can you tell me where I can find Earl Dalce?

Here Sir. I will call him right away.

The sweet and poetic notes of the flute. You have visitors too.

I hope you won't be late!

Maybe Babette came to apologize about what happened yesterday.

Does the Countess arrive when you sing?

Please go. The Earl is single. You'll find him climbing those stairs.

Yes, allright. Hold my horse for me!

I'll tell you one thing: I'll be the one who will have Monique first

while your Babette will laugh at you!

I'll bet and who wins will have the other side of the castle!

Deal!

You can start packing your things!

You don't have to as you don't have much to pack!

Do you give up the bet?

A nobleman never give up. It's better to bet as the

suit is only a joke!

It's your fault!

Yes, because I didn't meet our Majesty!

If you did, you would be out of this castle already!

And you will be the attending!

Francois, my baby rabbit!

Blanche, I thought you were in Paris!

I come from there. I heard you became rich!

You heard that? Maybe that's why you love me again?

No, not exactly.

I found this engagement present between my things.

- Come, here walls have ears too! - Hello uncle!

RenA©! RenA©, what a pleasure to see you boy!

Let's go! It's family business!

Yes, uncle. She gave me some directions.

I see you forgot that you could be attacked by bandits!

You clothes, Miss!

You are wrong, Lieutenant! Those are not hers!

Bravo RenA©! You kept your family name high! Congratulations!

No, Uncle. You are wrong. Nothing

happened and it's better like this.

I'm fed up with women, I need to rest.

RenA©, for God's sake! You are not...

No, calm down. It's because in Paris women don't leave me alone

and I'm exhausted.

I understand. I imagine. Paris is always Paris.

One night I had to sleep with three girls!

I'm fed up with jealous husbands and duels!

I need a holiday!

Some cards or chess games, but mostly: no women!

There are many monkeys wearing an uniform that I fight with!

With the gun!

Then don't waste your bullets!

How come your clothes were in that man's hands?

Oh silly boy!

I want to know it!

It's a long story!

It's better if I explain you in bed.

Is that so? Good. Good for me.

Good for me. I've been faithful for such a long time...

Don't worry, my dear. Don't worry.

I'm ready to intervene- The action will be careful and overwhelming!

I know how able you are when you fight your battles.

Come here.

Are you waiting the trumpet to play?

I'm sorry, but the artillery has to save the bullets.

Why?

Tactical reasons. I have other aims.

Our General ordered that our bullets

must be saved for virgin lands.

What?! You do this even if there has

been nothing between me and the Lieutenant?

Come straight to bed, cheater!

Be careful with that!

What's wrong baby?

This is a plan!

Walk together, fight alone!

Open! Open! Do you hear me?

Do you want to make me die for hunger?

Again!

Lawyer, I wonder why you go on playing cards

when here there's much better to do!

I'm fond of it, Madame Perogner.

I see little passion in you!

You can’t judge it, Madame. It depends also on the means you have.

You think that our rates are too high?

Why don't make an offer?

Free.

I cannot work with tension in the air.

Let's play cards then!

- There must be here! - What are you doing there?

Come back here!

I found it! I found it!

Calm down, Judge!

I found the whole file!

Really? I had a great idea taking the archives here!

We could decide what to do with Portillon castle at last!

Tonight?

Tomorrow! Now I've to check another case and I can't postpone it!

You are my Judge!

Is the horse saddled?

Yes, Sir!

Today make salad with eggs!

What about the Lady from Paris?

No, no, no! She stays there.

Yes, Colonel?

Check at the market if you can find a hot pepper.

A hot pepper?!

I want to make your sauce explosive!

For the great manoeuvre?

Right.

Yes, Sir!

It would be fun if I'm able to sleep with one of those virgin girls!

What if I prepare the salad with...

Sure, I like it!

Now I show you what I'm capable of!

Honey, you have to go now. What a great night we had!

Please, go now!

You can't stop uh? My lovely Lieutenant!

You don't know how jealous he is!

Lieutenant! I challenge you in a duel!

You are crazy! You're so funny! Thank you so much!

Why do you thank me?

Because you are jealous!

It's about military ranks. There can't be a Lieutenant with a Colonel!

OK, no jealousy then- But be careful my dear:

sometimes some lieutenants are able to improve their career quickly!

RenA©, can I ask you to take care of Colonel's friend?

With pleasure uncle.

It would be very useful.

Why don't you take care of such a lovely woman?

- I can't. - Why?

Actually I could, but I prefer to save energies for something else.

Avery important thing, I guess.

Yes, more or less.

Philip, today cook Tartar steak.

With some paprika, uh?

I have a plan that could make me win

with style and elegance against that silly Colonel.

Always about the castle suit?

Yes, I have a new idea.

That's why I leave Blanche in your capable hands.

I'm a bait then?

More or less. What matters is that the Colonel is busy and gets angry.

So, he won't be able to think to other business.

The Earl must not intervene in the battle.

This is the first measure!

And it's also the basic one.

Why do I have to put hot pepper juice on those tips?

It will be useful for the armchair operation.

When the Earl will sit there, the consequences will make him inactive.

Yes... but he still has to pay me...

and in this way he won't be able to put his hand in his pocket.

Oh come on! He has to pay you only six month salary!

You Colonel must pay me one year salary.

- This week? - Yes.

Here you have a part payment.

Good. Let's prepare the armchair operation.

I caught you!

Where is she?

You are there! I saw you!

Here I am!

Slowly, slowly!

There's a rope here! Now I come there!

I'm the kitten, you are the cat!

Nothing is difficult for a cat like you!

I'm clever!

- Did you hurt yourself? - No. No.

I almost got you!

Now I...

I give UP-

Where's my horse?

Jennifer?

Where are you?

Jennifer?

Jennifer?

Miss, are you in trouble? Can I help you?

Stay here.

Here I come Miss!

Where are you?

Miss!

That's a good start!

Come on.

It was a bad fall. Are you hurt?

Really? Where?

I don't know, but I feel full of bruises.

I must check everywhere.

Yes, you are right Alessio. You are too young!

You can't watch some kind of actions.

I'll take care of you.

Here. Is it better?

Sleep a little.

I must find those bruises!

There must be so many!

Wait! Let's check.

What's your name?

- Babette aim you'? - RenA©.

Where are you?

Instead of those bruises, I'm funding nice other things!

But I must check carefully!

- Yes, it's better to be sure. - Sure.

The hay pinches me!

Wait, I take my jacket from Alessio.

Help me!

Who's asking for help?

- Leave it... - Help me!

I'm going to check! Something is happening!

There's a Lady in danger!

Help me! ls someone there? Come quick!

Miss Blanche!

It's you Lieutenant! I'm so scared! I've been attacked!

- Who did it? - I don't know. He was big like a bear!

Maybe he was a woodman. He touched me with those horrible hands!

I'm so scared! Don't leave me. I'm scared of that monster!

You are safe now.

He tried to rape me!

- Where did he come from? - I don't know.

I just felt him on me, suddenly!

Then I started to scream. Luckily you were there.

Do you feel better now?

Yes, thank you. What were you doing here?

I was checking the hay cut. It was interesting.

Please, take me back to the castle.

So Colonel, you wish to have Monique as your waitress.

Yes. Starting from today, if you don't mind.

Why? Isn't Philip good enough?

Philip is a stupid man!

Actually because I have a Lady as a guest.

From Paris.

Excuse me.

You are still here?

The chemist is waiting for you.

A Lady from Paris?

Go away. The fish is almost cooked!

- Are you taking a walk, Ramon? - Just some fresh air.

Great idea!

If he knew that his wife took some fresh air at the Mayor's house...

Come on Susan!

This is a very risky decision for Monique, my dear Colonel.

Right. But she'll work for a respectable house.

I heard gossips on you.

No, Monique won't enter the castle without a warrant.

If you mean that we should make an insurance on accidents,

I was thinking about 15 acres of land.

Are you joking?

What do you want me to do? Give her the whole castle?

She would deserve it. She's virgin.

Too much! Anyway... I could give her half of the castle.

Which half?

The right one.

Where the Earl won't stay long.

This offer is not so bad.

Deal?

Just a signature, as a warrant, Colonel.

- No? - All right, if you really want it...

I don't know what happened to me!

Come on, tell me.

All aunt's advices are gone. It was a disaster.

What happened?

I let myself go without knowing what I was doing...

Oh God, Babette! Don't tell me...

No, not till that point.

How pity. You could tell me more...

Next time I will.

What are you doing now?

I take a bath.

Oh... don't tell anything to our aunt.

Of course! She would kill me!

All right.

It's so hot!

Come on! It's great here! How nice!

- I'm coming! - It's so fresh!

What would happen if the Earl and Colonel were here?

I think they had enough water the other day!

Where did you go, bad girl!

What will happen to me if the Colonel would attack me on his lands?

If he kills you, you would be dead...

Anyway, this matter is so boring...

Where are you going Alessandro?

I go back home.

You must think... it could be a good business.

If the Colonel hurts you in a bad way,

we could ask him 2000 florins because he harmed you!

- 2000 florins?! - Yes!

- Let's go home or our aunt... - How boring!

It's so nice here!

I would take another bath if I could!

Babette! Babette!

What?

Susan left with our clothes!

Damn stupid animal!

How do we go home now?

We'll walk in the wood.

When we estimate the price of the castle,

we must say it is worth five times its real price.

Why five times?

Your salary comes from the estimation of the castle!

Let's make it ten times then!

Yeah, one thousand!

There's a naked woman!

Where?

Richard, are you allright?

There was a naked woman, a dark hair girl!

Now there's a blond one too!

You must have had an hallucination due to the hot weather!

No! They were really real!

Here they are there!

I'm sure it's the hot weather. Let's find some shadow.

The Court brings up to date.

After what happened, I think it would be

better to go to the White Elephant.

Here we are back home.

How can I thank you?

It was a pleasure!

Damn! The Colonel is here!

What a bad luck!

Is it you Francois?

No my dear, you tricked me once!

You should find a new trick now!

The Colonel said to go on. Follow the order!

- You know what, my dear? - What my dear?

I employed Monique as your waitress.

Who's Monique?

The dark hair girl from the laundry.

I didn't ask you to do so...

Anyway, are you sure she's for me?

For whom should she be?

You would need her for tactical reasons maybe...

Oh come on!

Did he leave?

No.

I'm fed up with your distrust!

Don't let me wait too long! How long are you going to continue this?

Philip, are you crazy?

You light the fireplace with this hot weather?

The Colonel asked me to do it.

I had to imagine that!

The Colonel asked you!

He hasn't payed you in a year and you still obey him!

Three months, Earl.

What do you mean with 3 months?

He gave me a part payment while

you still have to give me 8 month of salary.

Here you go, feudatory!

Thank you, Earl!

Be careful!

- Do you need something? - Some water, quick!

- There's no water today... - What?!

Our guest takes a lot of bath!

I'm almost finished. It's so good!

Nothing is better than some morning ablutions.

How nice!

Help me! Help me!

What happened, Earl?

I need some water!

I need some water!

A new way to take a bath!

Forgive me Mademoiselle, I never behave like this...

Look this aristocrat!

I sat on a hot iron!

We could say you have your thing burning!

I love water...

Be patient my dear. The Earl when sees a bath, can't help himself!

It was an accident! Everybody has accidents, isn't it?!

Will it hurt for a long time?

No, if you don't move that part of the body.

It will be difficult not to use it...

We were talking about Babette, isn't it?

How much do you want?

- Earl, please! - I apologize.

I wanted to say... what can I do for you?

Some things have no price.

Please, make an effort, suggest me something...

Do you have something in mind?

Half of Portillon castle.

I understand it's not a small matter...

No, no, no. It's not a small matter.

You usually don't ask things, but when you do...

I just do it for my niece.

Remember that, when she gives you everything,

you give her half!

Actually, this is right.

After all, it will be the half side of the Colonel's castle!

We agree then.

You should sign this on an agreement.

What did you say?

I'm a nobleman, my forefathers guarantee for me, my lady.

From their graves?

It's not this...

It's about moral guarantees...

Anyway, prepare the agreement and tomorrow I'll sign it with Babette.

I faint!

I won.

My dear lawyer, are you sure you don't want some cognac?

No, thanks. I only drink water.

Just water?

Alcohol makes people do bad actions.

I should envy your future wife.

For sure.

- There's someone, Madame. - Who?

Look who's here!

What a pleasure! Nothing girls!

Did you decide to bring your nieces for an update class?

You are wrong, Madame Perogner.

I came here for the lawyer because I need an agreement.

Oh! The lawyer is always free!

Please.

I apologize, Madame!

Did you lose again, Madame?

Of course!

One day he will pay for everything!

I can surely write down the agreement.

But I'm not sure how lawful it is.

Don't worry, I'll take care of that matter.

Be nice with your uncle!

Richard, can you stop? I need to work now.

Please, take a sit.

So, from what you told me, the Earl

would give half of the castle to Babette.

And I have a paper where the Colonel...

Yes...?

He gave half of the castle to Monique.

Very nice, indeed.

So one of the two girls will own the castle.

Right. Not bad. Let's write the agreement!

Yes, the agreement...

We should talk about my salary.

I hope you'll be sympathetic, my dear lawyer.

I'm a poor woman!

I understand.

Instead of asking you some money...

I want Babette.

- Babette? - Yes.

But the Earl...

I'll lose my double guarantee like this.

You are allright with Monique.

Impossible.

Remember: I can help you.

My friendship with the Judge...

Allright. But only if Monique succeeds.

Be sure! I will cooperate!

Richard? Go on!

Where were we?

Be nice with you uncle!

Damn lawyer! If he always wins playing cards, he will earn more

than our small firm!

Don't let him in then.

He always comes with the Judge!

There are different ways to take clothes off from a man.

Girls, follow my instructions and everything will be allright.

- Count on me! - Not on me, aunt!

Come here! Right now!

Don't you understand that the castle could be yours, silly girls?

I'm talking to you Babette!

I don't mind!

She's in love, aunt!

So? In a woman's life there's room for love and business.

How'?

First you think about business. Then, if there's the chance,

you think about love!

Good morning, Misses Nanette. Who would you like to see?

Both the Earl and the Colonel.

Babette!

No, this is impossible!

Hello Babette!

Then everything is different!

Your new waitress, dear.

You chose good.

Good morning, Madame!

Let's get inside.

No!

This house is starting to be dangerous.

There's a naked woman in every room.

It won't be like this forever.

We'll put some order and many things will change.

Everything will be new.

Will you buy the castle, Madame?

Buy?! It will be a present instead!

Silly man!

Yes, a present to a laundress!

Who did you call laundress?

Go on your knees and ask for my forgiveness!

- I apologize. - On your knees, slave!

I apologize.

It's allright my dear, take as many roses as you like.

She looks cute.

Yes. Listen: you don't have to think about Babette.

She is mine, so...

Yours, uncle?

The jus primae noctis.

I understood. Here the first night is for the owner of the castle.

Actually this action was abolishes, but it's still tolerated.

Convenient, I would say.

Anyway, she is reserved.

Thank you.

To our success!

Bring it to the Miss.

- Which one? - What do you mean? That one!

Be discreet!

Dear uncle, I drink for the success of the matter that awaits you!

Are there some ghosts in the castle?

Yes, Mademoiselle!

They are the ghosts of two ancient and brave warriors.

They cheated on themselves!

Instead of put an end to the match as they got even,

they went on fighting. They are two stubborn men!

Miss Blanche?

Yes, Philip?

I have a message for you.

From whom?

From Mister Lieutenant.

Here you go!

He wrote it on a napkin.

Here, Mademoiselle.

Thank you.

Sweet Babette, wait for me tonight in the living room.

Oh, I have a terrible headache! Who knows why!

I hope your head will fall from your neck, witch!

How dig she dare to read RenA©'s message?

Who knows what she's going to do now!

- Quick! Come! - Where?

Why are you making such an accurate check on you?

Besides the fact that we officers have the duty to be in order,

I'm doing it for you too.

How pity... tonight I'm so tired!

I'll keep you awake, my love.

Meanwhile, we'll start drinking something, uh?

Naughty boy, you know how to convince women, don't you?

She's in her room.

Yes, Colonel.

Don't get confuse with the drinks.

This one for the Miss has the sleeping pill inside.

This one instead has a magic that would allow an eunuch to make love!

I'll take it.

Like this, like this.

How long does it take, baby? I wish to drink!

Here I am! It's a long time since we made a toast, isn't it?

My sweet rabbit! Let's make a toast on our love!

Will you stay with me the whole night?

Till tomorrow!

Then, let's drink!

Good!

To us and to our never ending love.

You look tired, my dear.

I'm falling asleep...

She says I look tired...

Bravo Philip! You made a great thing!

He is unable to fight now.

I'm always ready to help who pays me.

Where do we put him now?

In bed!

He is so heavy!

Do you think my idea is good?

I hope there's less dust inside!

Babette?

It's me, my dearest!

She's not here?!

How strange...

Babette?

Babette?

I see. You've hidden! You're in the wardrobe!

How can it be?

Where did she go?

Babette!

Thank you for coming! I'm crazy for you my dear!

Oh my dear, yes!

Someone is here!

Who could it be?

Come. Let's go in my bedroom.

We have to send her back in Paris!

Even if she's dead!

Philip is here!

Philip, listen... come here.

Do you know where Babette is? Have you seen her?

Her bed is empty, she's not in her room. She disappeared!

I haven't seen her, but I'm sure she is in her bed.

Have you check under her sheets?

- She should be there. - Of course I checked there!

- She is not there! - Really?

I hope it's not because of the Colonel!

No, no!

If I find out it's his fault...

The Colonel is sleeping alone in his bed.

He won't wake up in a while.

- I even know what happened. - What happened?

Miss Blanche gave him a sleeping pill.

She has other business.

This is funny! This is...

Can you hear? He's snoring.

How can you be so stupid and drink a sleeping pill!

Earl!

What a mess!

Everything happens to me!

What have I done, for God's sake?

I have to put this one to bed too...

Let's go, Earl! We go to sleep!

Babette, do you mind?

Here we go.

Sleep well.

This time you stop fighting and you'll become great friends, uh?

Take your hands!

Come on! Let's go!

There's a naevus here.

You have one too.

Who's there?

Is it possible to be left alone here?!

Help! The ghosts of the two cheaters!

You are not Babette!

It seems you liked me anyway.

No, leave me! Help! Help!

Ghosts! Come here please.

Damn!

Help me!

I'll take care of them!

I have no time now, baby.

I'll be back.

Nobody will find me here.

Who's there?

What do you want?!

Here you go!

Open this door!

Now, let's face it together, uh?

One moment! I need a weapon too.

Watch out!

This way!

You are not a great swordman!

Here you go!

Let's finish it here.

Now, take the armor off. Come on.

Should I take it off?

Do you prefer I do it?

Come on!

I suggest that you start from the armor.

OK, I'll take it off then-.

The left shoulder off, the right one off and the armor off!

Not bad, not bad!

Come on! It's better if you take off everything.

Take your gloves off.

I've always been curious to know how

do the ghosts of the soldiers look like.

I'm sure you won't disappoint me.

Come on! Take the cuisses off.

I like obedient ghosts.

What beautiful legs had ancient warriors!

Go on with the other one! I hope you are not lame!

There's nothing else to say. Few ghosts look like you.

Now let's go on with the rest.

Isn't it?

Come on! Take the hauberk off.

Go on!

Come on!

You are a shy warrior, don't you know?

Think of being at the admission test for the army.

The chest is a very important thing.

Did you want to hide that under the armor?!

You can't cross your arms in front of an officer!

Come on. Let's see everything and I'll tell you if you are fine.

Come on!

Who told you to turn?

And now the helmet!

Don't you want to take it off, beautiful girl?

OK, it doesn't matter, you convinced me anyway-.

I know who you are.

You can't be but Babette.

Isn't it?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Babette, my darling, it's time to wake up.

Monique. My love!

- What are you doing here? - Me?

What are you doing in my bed?

This is my guests' room, so it's my bedroom!

You became crazy! You will go to a mental house!

Look who's talking!

You who sleep with a weapon in your arms!

This is crazy!

This weapon will see your blood if you don't shut up!

It would be a mistake, Colonel. My family never forgives.

I don't care about your family! I could kill you all!

Now you crossed the line!

I won't let a criminal offend my family!

You'll regret the words you just said!

I consider this powder puff as a real challenge!

There will be a duel and it will be the last powder puff for you!

At your disposal!

It will be a duel with guns!

You choose.

It will be also a way to decide who's the owner of this castle.

Remember that for you a gun means death!

For me you are a ghost already.

We will fight at seven a.m..

At seven a.m.!

In the morning!

Let's do it at midday.

Any time is good to wash an of fence with your blood!

Lawyer Corbeau is very rich, he'll be a good husband.

It's Monique’s fault, she stole RenA© from me!

Just for one night!

My lieutenant!

What about me who thought he was the Colonel?

You both made big troubles!

It's over! He doesn't want to marry me anymore!

Lawyer Corbeau will marry you even tomorrow!

I want my RenA©!

Stop now! Let me prepare everything because you can't do it!

Madame Perogner sent me to get her parcel.

- It's the one with the green ribbon. - Thanks.

I don't want the lawyer!

Get married and then you'll choose all the friends you want, 0k?

I apologize for my mistake.

It seems to me a very big mistake!

Maybe we shouldn't meet again, Lieutenant.

My sister is going to marry Lawyer Corbeau.

Right!

Then... congratulations!

Lieutenant! Where are you going now?

I'd like to go to the nearest hotel.

The nearest is The White Elephant.

Then I will go there. Thank you for the information, beauty!

If he decided to marry Babette, I don't want him here anymore!

You can't force your heart and Corbeau's is on fire!

Yes, with my money!

Madame, try to be open minded, come on!

- I'm open minded, but this time... - Madame, there's a guest.

Welcome to the White Elephant, Sir.

What interesting subjects! Let's go to talk about them!

What can I do for you?

I need a big favour, Madame.

I heard that you don't want Lawyer Corbeau and Babette to get married.

- Please, come. Let's talk about it. - Thank you.

I apologize if I heard the conversation,

but we both want to cancel this wedding.

How can we do it?

I think I have a great idea, Madame.

Tomorrow I will go for a walk with my horse,

but I will stop at the wood road.

When I'll see the coach...

It's so lovely!

It's a pity that the bride is unhappy!

Stop or I'm going to smack you!

Monique, can you stop please?

You are a betrayer!

If you didn't steal RenA©, I wouldn't be here now!

You are going to pay for it!

You won't marry the Colonel!

Stop to behave like that!

Look this veil...

The bride's coach is ready.

Come darling, you are wonderful.

Just the bride.

It seems that Lawyer Corbeau thinks we are not worthy!

If you marry the Colonel, he'll come back to us.

Please, Miss.

Thank you.

- She looks like Babette. - With a wedding dress?

She will go to a party.

Don't get upset.

Help me, coachman!

Useless. It's my servant.

Be good now and take that dress off.

Get off!

No! No!

- Leave me! - You will marry me!

- Help me! Coachman! - Go Alessio!

I'm helping you!

Thank you so much RenA©I

Let's hope we'll be both happy!

Come, my dear.

Everything is fine and we can start the ceremony.

Lawyer Alessandro Eriberto Corbeau,

would you like to marry this lovely creature?

Where are the witnesses?

- Here we are! - Here we are, your Honor!

My regards.

I'm sure that you all understand how solemn this moment is,

and how important this event will be here.

Not here.

What do you mean?

Damn! Where's the certificate? Maybe I forgot it at the White Elephant?

Nope, here it is!

Can you explain the rules of the property between the consorts?

Half of the husbands' goods belongs to the wife.

And the wife's to her husband!

Of course.

Please sign.

Bravo. And now the bride.

Nice!

Thank you!

And now, after the newlyweds, the witnesses.

It's a pleasure.

Are you the aunt?

Yes.

Now you, Monique.

Come on, Miss.

Here we go.

Everything following the rules.

And now let's go to the White Elephant

where Madame Perogner cooked the lunch!

My ideas are clear, I know what cake I want!

Judge, you shouldn't talk like this during a wedding lunch!

The bride is waiting for you upstairs.

I apologize, I have to go.

Lucky you!

- Little Babette... - Be brave!

Goodbye Judge!

Good luck!

Thank you!

Let's hope that Corbeau, when he goes upstairs...

My little Babette.

Tell me, what are you thinking?

That I'm so happy!

And you?

More than you!

You had a great idea swapping me!

Think about Madame Perogner.

I've never been so happy.

I'm crazy about you and I don't know how to show it.

Like this...

My dear Babette, I'm coming!

I'll have an heart attack!

The certificate is not real!

The certificate is fine. And also the signatures!

You are my husband and you cannot deny it!

Madame Perogner!

You will have to give me all my money back!

- OK--- - Oh Come on!

Go to bed now!

Yes, Madame Perogner!

What a cheat!

Check what my husband needs.

OK-.

Get ready girls. Tonight you'll work!

No, I don't want to! It will cost me too much!

Dear, don't be scared for nothing.

With all the money you won playing cards, you can afford it!

Can't we find a solution?

Good night!

Do you like me?

One moment. I want to talk to the Judge!

I want a lawyer! I'm the lawyer...

- My dear! - Enough...

And now it's my turn.

Please, spare me. Please..

I'll pay everything-

I can't see your godfathers. What kind of Colonel are you?

You don't know the chivalrous rules!

I cannot see yours instead!

What an insult!

I asked my faithful Philip.

I asked my faithful Philip too!

Let's see... the recipe is here...

First of all put in a mortar 5 ounces of potassium nitrate.

Then add some coal...

I must be sure that the mixture works.

Then... 3 ounces of powder of sulfur.

Here it is the sulfur.

I'm almost finished.

3 ounces? That's not enough. It's better to put more.

It works!

Luckily my guns were already ready.

What happened? Where's the Colonel?

He is having a duel with the Earl and I'm late!

Aduel? He could die!

I didn't know you cared so much!

If he dies, I'll lose half of the castle!

Aren't you ashamed that you've stolen Babette's husband?

I haven't stolen anything!

I won him playing cards!

I'm capable of breaking this broom on your head!

I'm not used to this kind of behaviour, Lady.

Please.

Aunt! The Colonel is having a duel with the Earl!

No! Our business will be ruined!

A duel between my clients goes against my business!

Alarm!

The guns are ready and I guarantee for the powder.

The guns are ready and I guarantee for the powder.

- It's my turn. - Stop with those hands!

I'm the offended one!

You forgot that your face is offensive!

Stop joking, the guns are charged.

I will use it against a silly man!

You are ridiculous!

If you gentlemen are ready, I could start counting.

Back against back and after 10 steps, you can shoot.

I'm not sure I could wait so much.

You will be dead after 10 steps!

I can imagine your funeral already!

Can we start Philip?

- Can this stupid man count? - I doubt it.

Here they are!

We cannot waste time!

Quick! Come here!

I hope we are not too late!

They are crazy!

Why do they do it?

We have to cross the river!

Will the water be cold?

Aduel with a gun!

What an idea!

It's cold!

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Four and a half.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

I said eight.

Nine.

Ten!

No!

Slop!

It must be an hallucination.

No, it's me.

I'm dead and I'm in Paradise.

I already said ten!

Why don't you shoot, Earl?

Well, after what I saw...

Shoot now if you are so brave!

Put down your weapons, do it for us!

OK, I accept the advice!

Nothing happened, Earl!

Allright Colonel! I will have this one!

Help! Help! Leave me alone! You are too many!

Another time, girls!

Philip! That's not nice!

Farewell to Madame Perogner!

Excellency, we arrived.

Where?

At Portillon village.

This trip made me hungry.

I can see there's a hotel where I could rest.

Meanwhile, search for the contacts of this matter and I'll wait you here.

Good.

He looks important. Who will he be?

And there are no girls.

Do you understand?

You don't want me to take their place I hope!

Let's try to look good.

The Royal bed room!

The Judge is there!

We'll send the Judge away then!

What about the girls?

I don't know...

Geraldine!

The servant?!

Geraldine! Geraldine!

Not a servant!

She can put us out of troubles!

What do I have to do?

Come and I'll explain you.

- But... - Go!

Is it a difficult thing?

No, you'll learn it quick!

Your Excellency!

I'm glad to have you here in my home.

Excellency!

- Welcome! - Thank you!

Is it too early?

Don't worry Excellency. For me it's a honor to have you here.

I have to tell you that my tastes are particular.

- Please. - So I'd like to taste your speciality.

I'm sure you'll be satisfied.

I know that it's not good in the morning,

but I hope you'll satisfy me.

Come on! Get out from this bed!

I said get out! Get out!

How do you treat such an old client?

It's shameful!

Go away!

You stay here.

- Get naked, quick! - Why?

There's overtime to do!

Your room will be ready soon, Excellency.

I don't need a bedroom. I prefer to stay here.

Here it's just fine.

What? Here in this armchair?

I prefer it, yes.

I don't like to be alone. You could give me a hand.

Me, giving you a hand?

Of course. I have to say that I like a good service.

Without exaggerate, of course.

It will be fine when you are five or six.

Five or six?

That's right, isn't it?

He wants five or six girls.

Yes, sure. They always use big numbers!

Very remarkable for your age.

Well, my age is just the right time for that.

I understand. Do you have a special need?

No. Only that everything is served hot and fresh.

It will be fresh for sure.

No complications, Madame. I like natural things.

For sure, Excellency! You are lucky, I have what you need!

Don't trouble yourself. Just something simple and primitive.

That's what we have today! You'll be better upstairs, come!

OK, as you like-.

I'd like you to prepare a note with the purchase for the refund.

- What? - Did you understand?

What do I have to hear...

Don't move your leg!

- Be careful! - Who is this man?

You couldn't wait a little bit more?

- Please. Everything is ready. - Thank you.

I'm Marquis Antoine De Turville.

Our Majesty General Attorney of the Supreme Court.

In Paris.

Judge, read the sentence please.

Our Majesty Supreme Court,

about the matter o_f Earl Robert Dalser and Colonel FranA§ois De La Roche,

on the property of Portillon castle,

- decided that... - Go on.

None of the two will own the castle.

What? This injustice must be washed away with blood!

Your Honor, it's impossible!

I have rights on Portillon! Look this paper!

I'm sorry, but with my decision, no rights stand.

Now leave us alone! Go away!

I demand a change!

I don't want anything!

We'll go to America, your Honor.

But after we are married, uh?

Who will marry me now?

I'll marry you Monique, don't worry. If my strengths resist.

Go on please.

There's an ancient feudal disposal.

It says that the castle, after a donation

from the Baroness Estelle De BriguA©,

which we have a copy in the Country files,

must be owned by Family Brantom

who should own it since 1382.

The descendant of the family is Mister...

The descendant is Philip Brantom.

He is the owner of the castle and the lands around it.

- Me? - This is impossible!

There must be a mistake! He is our servant!

Silence! This is the decision of the Court.

The sitting is over.

The Court has finished. Actually it's sleeping.

Your Excellency is satisfied?

Here you have the voulauvent, Excelency!

Be careful! The eggs for the Baron go first!

Guys, I'd like to eat with some music.

Please, make it so.

Yes, Sir!

Now, what does our baby want?

I can't choose between the caviar or the salmon.

Enough!

Throw those instruments away.

In the pool!

I don't want to hear them anymore. They remind me a sad period.

They are gone, Baron!

He is a great Baron.

And that's the end my friend.