Original subtitles

THE SUN.

WHICH IS

IN THE OVERALL PICTURE OF THE UNIVERSE

A RATHER INSIGNIFICANT STAR

IS, HOWEVER

IMPORTANT TO US IN MANY WAYS.

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME EXAMPLES?

DEREK?

COME ON!

THE SUN.

YOU KNOW, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

TITO?

I DON'T KNOW.

OF COURSE NOT.

PENNY?

LIGHT AND HEAT.

( mimics: ) LIGHT AND HEAT.

VERY GOOD.

NOW, AN ECLIPSE.

YOUR READING ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST NIGHT.

HEY!

COME UP HERE.

BE THE EARTH.

IMPRESSIVE.

TITO, HELP HIM OUT.

PICKING ON ME, MAN?

A SOLAR ECLIPSE

IS WHEN THE MOON BLOCKS THE SUN'S LIGHT

FROM REACHING THE EARTH.

WE'RE IN THE SHADOW

LIKE THIS GOLF BALL.

NOW IMAGINE, IT'S THE MOON

COMING BETWEEN THE SUN

AND THE EARTH...

YOU PEOPLE ARE SAD.

VERY SAD.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

BUT YOUR SMALL, NARROW LIVES.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PASS ME OUT

OF THIS BORING CLASS, OKAY?

WHO CARES, ANTONINI?

I CARE.

I'M IMPRESSED.

( no audio )

NOW, SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

I AM SORRY...

THAT I HAVE STUDENTS LIKE YOU.

YOU GO SEE PRINCIPAL MONTGOMERY.

FORGET IT.

GET UP!

DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.

YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU DID THAT.

NO, I'M NOT.

SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED YOU A LONG TIME AGO.

SHUT UP!

Classmates: DO IT! SHOOT!

WHAT DO YOU THINK

MR. ANTONINI?

SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM.

PLEASE, TITO.

SAY: TITO, PLEASE DON'T.

TITO, PLEASE DON'T.

PLEASE DON'T, MR.

MR. TITO!

SHUT UP.

PLEASE, MR. TITO.

PLEASE?

OKAY.

( gunshot )

♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪

♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪

♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪

♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪

♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪

♪ WHOO! ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪

♪WHEN YOUR BACK IS ♪ TO THE WALL ♪

♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪

♪'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪

♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪

♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ YOU BETTER BE READY TO ♪

♪ BE READY TO ♪

♪ JUMP! ♪

♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪

LUCKY IT WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH

OR THIS KID WOULD BE LOOKING AT MURDER.

ANTONINI COMING BACK?

I DOUBT IT.

HE WAS ON EDGE.

HE HAD A TWO-WEEK LEAVE LAST SEMESTER.

SOME KIDS SPRAY PAINTED HIS HOUSE LAST CHRISTMAS.

HE WAS THEIR FAVORITE TARGET.

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE.

MINE WAS MR. DEMEREST.

HE'D SAY, "SIT DOWN."

THE KIDS WOULD PLOP ON THE FLOOR.

WE USED TO HAVE SOME BIG LAUGHS.

IT'S LESS AMUSING

WHEN HALF THE CLASS IS ARMED.

I'M HIP.

WHO'S DEREK?

THE SHOOTER'S BEST FRIEND.

IF HE'S NOT SELLING GUNS, HE'LL KNOW WHO IS.

GREAT SCHOOL.

WHO'S MY BACKUP?

YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

ADAM FULLER, MAN UNDERCOVER.

PUT ME IN, COACH.

I'M TAKING OVER ANTONINI'S CLASS, HOFFS.

DON'T BE LATE.

JUST ONE QUESTION.

ARE YOU A TOUGH GRADER?

ON HOMEWORK OR THE CASE?

I LIKE WORKING WITH THE BOSS.

WE'LL SEE.

( bugle charge )

GO, GO, GO!

4.5, NOT BAD.

WE NEED A TRAINING WHEEL.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

WE'RE RACING BLOWFISH'S GUINEA PIG.

PUT ME IN FOR TWENTY.

HE NEEDS A LITTLE MORE ROADWORK.

Hanson: WHO CARES. I'M OUT OF HERE.

ANOTHER BROKEN DATE?

I WISH.

LUNCH WITH MOM AND BOB.

BOB?

MS. HANSON'S BOYFRIEND.

BOB SELLS CARS.

MAYBE HE CAN GIVE ME A GOOD DEAL.

TELL YOU WHAT

I'LL FIX HIM UP WITH YOUR MOM.

( bell rings )

ENEMY TERRITORY.

SOME TEACHERS TEAM TO TRAVEL THESE HALLS.

I'M NOT WORRIED, SIR.

RAY, I MAY BE PRINCIPAL

BUT WE'RE ALL GRUNTS HERE.

FIRST AIRBORNE, VIETNAM.

TWO TOURS. YOU?

CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR.

UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO, '68-69.

JUST KIDDING, RAY.

GOLF'S MY BIGGEST DEMON THESE DAYS.

MIKE ANTONINI WAS SCIENCE PROFESSOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

AND THOSE MONSTERS TOOK THAT AWAY FROM HIM.

THEY ROBBED HIM OF HIS LOVE OF TEACHING.

THEY'RE DOING THE SAME TO ALL OF US.

RIGHT ON, AL.

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING TANGIBLE.

PEOPLE.

ADAM HONEYCUT, MR. ANTONINI'S SUB.

MAN, I DON'T ENVY YOU.

AL BERNARD.

AL.

AL AND MR. ANTONINI ARE CLOSE FRIENDS.

I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

I TALKED TO HIM IN THE HOSPITAL.

HE SAID TO WARN WHOEVER TOOK HIS CLASSES

TO WATCH OUT FOR TITO'S BUDDIES.

MIKE MENTION ANY NAMES?

TAKE YOUR PICK.

ANY PUNK CROSSES ME OR ANY MEMBER OF THIS FACULTY

HE JUST WATCHES OUT!

( spills coffee )

I'M SORRY.

THOSE COFFEE STAINS COULD RUIN SOMEONE'S AIR JORDANS.

PRETTY COCKY FOR A NEW RECRUIT

AREN'T YOU?

YEAH, WELL...

I LIKE TO FLY IN UNDER THE RADAR.

FORGET THE ADMINISTRATION, JUST GET THE KIDS ON YOUR SIDE.

THAT'S A NICE IDEA

BUT WE'VE GOT A PRETTY BAD SITUATION HERE.

WORST IN THE CITY, THEY SAY.

YOU TELL ME AFTER TODAY.

HEY LOOK.

CHECK IT OUT, MAN.

SOMEONE'S BLOOD ON THE DESK

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON ANTONINI'S FACE.

TITO WAS NUTS, MAN.

ANYBODY SIT HERE?

NOT ANY MORE.

WHAT ARE YOU GIRL?

I'M NEW.

YOU MUST BE... OLD.

THAT'S TITO'S SEAT.

WHO?

FORGET IT.

HE AIN'T COMING BACK.

I'M DEREK.

JUDY JOHNSON.

J.J., FROM ORLANDO.

AND I'M DEREK'S GIRL.

REALLY NOW, HOW QUAINT.

SO, DEREK

WHAT'S THIS CLASS LIKE?

( bell rings )

TAKE YOUR SEATS, PLEASE.

GUESS WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.

GUESS SO.

PHYSICAL SCIENCES, RIGHT?

YES, SIR.

THEY TELL ME THERE WAS A SHOOTING HERE.

YEAH, SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

IT'S TERRIBLE, ISN'T IT?

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO TITO?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE TWO PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE GONE.

WHAT WE'LL DO IS MOVE ON.

ARE YOU SCARED?

SHOULD I BE?

CAN YOU DODGE BULLETS, HONEYCUT?

OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE 89.

AH, GOSH!

I FORGOT MINE!

OH.

USE MINE.

READ ALOUD.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

OKAY. YOU READ.

VOLCANOES GIVE CLUES TO THE EARTH'S HISTORY

EVOLUTION, AND ITS INTERIOR.

THEY EMIT GASES, LIQUIDS AND SOLIDS.

THE LIQUID EMISSIONS ARE KNOWN AS LAVA.

Honeycut: STOP.

FEEL LIKE READING YET?

NOPE.

Honeycut: TELL YOU WHAT.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN "A" IN THIS CLASS?

YEAH.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH WITHOUT A MISTAKE

AND YOU GOT IT.

MAN, WHAT IF I MESS UP?

THEN YOU WASH MY CAR EVERY DAY

TILL THE END OF THE YEAR.

NO WAY, MAN.

I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE IT.

SURE.

THEN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE?

THE GUY'S A JERK.

SHUT UP.

HI.

HI, TOM.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, BOB.

WELL, YOU CAUGHT US.

GUESS THAT'S EASY TO DO.

I'M SORRY.

WELL, HOW'S WORK?

GOOD. VERY GOOD.

WELL...

WE HAVE SOME NEWS.

YOU SOLD THE MOST CARS AGAIN THIS MONTH, BOB?

NO.

BOB AND I HAVE DECIDED

THAT WE'RE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, TOM

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, PROBABLY.

WHEN?

WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED

OR MOVING IN TOGETHER?

BOTH.

WELL, RIGHT AWAY.

AND THEN... WHENEVER IT WORKS OUT.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TOM?

NO, IT'S JUST...

PEOPLE LIVE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME THESE DAYS.

I'M JUST A LITTLE, UH...

SURPRISED.

WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW FIRST.

I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

HEY, MAN. I GOT THAT TAPE PLAYER FOR YA. MY CAR, 3:00.

HEY, BILLY.

I HEARD YOU'RE SHOPPING AROUND FOR MERCHANDISE.

WATCH OUT FOR SHODDY PRODUCTS.

IT AIN'T A BARGAIN UNLESS IT WORKS.

BUT COSMO, I ONLY HAVE 30 BUCKS.

THEN GIVE HER CHANEL, I'VE GOT A CASE.

Bernard: I ALWAYS SIT HERE.

THAT WAY MY BACK IS TO THE WALL

AND NONE OF THESE KIDS CAN SNEAK UP BEHIND ME.

WHO'S GOING TO SNEAK UP ON YOU?

THAT'S THE PROBLEM-- I DON'T KNOW.

HOW ABOUT DEREK OR JO-JO?

DIDN'T YOU HAVE DEREK IN YOUR CLASS LAST YEAR?

YEAH.

HOW WAS HE?

DIDN'T STAY LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO FIND OUT.

I GAVE HIM A "B-" AND GOT RID OF HIM.

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GRADE

FOR A KID WITH A READING PROBLEM.

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?

HIS TRANSCRIPT.

HE'S GOT THE I.Q.

BUT NO GRADES.

EXCEPT MATH.

I JUST GUESSED.

HE'S A TIME BOMB.

I DON'T THINK SO.

NO?

LAST YEAR, WE HAD A LOCKER RAID.

WE FOUND 13 GUNS.

HOW DO YOU FIGHT THAT?

HEY!

HEY, DEREK.

WHAT'S UP?

I GOT IT!

OH!

OH, KID.

THAT WAS STUPID.

HEY, BUT YOU TOOK MY TUNA.

( mimics: ) HEY, BUT YOU TOOK MY TUNA.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND.

RETARD.

LYNETTE

LOOK WHAT THAT KID DID.

YOU'RE LUCKY BERNARD DIDN'T SEE YOU.

HE'S LOOKING OVER HERE NOW.

GIVE ME YOUR PURSE.

COME ON, GIVE IT.

WHAT'S THAT GIRL GOT?

LET'S SEE THE PURSE.

WHAT FOR?

YOU'RE CARRYING A WEAPON.

A WEAPON?

YOU'RE CRAZY!

I'M SO SCARED.

JUST GIVE ME THE PURSE!

SURPRISED?

HEY, MR. BERNARD...

YOU WANT TO BORROW IT?

BOY, DO THINGS CHANGE.

I REMEMBER WHEN THE BIGGEST PROBLEM YOU HAD WITH A KID

WAS THEM STICKING A "KICK ME" SIGN ON YOU.

WHEN I WAS STUDENT TEACHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

THE REST OF THE FACULTY LET ME WEAR THAT THING

FOR THREE PERIODS BEFORE THEY SAID ANYTHING TO ME.

"KICK ME"--

NOW THEY JUST PULL THE TRIGGER.

OH, BOY.

I WONDER WHOSE CAR THAT IS?

IT'S MINE.

Penhall: I HATE WHEN A GOOD FRIEND ASKS YOU TO HELP HIM MOVE.

YOU CAN'T NOT DO IT

BUT IT'S A MAJOR PAIN.

WELL IN YOUR CASE PENHALL, MOVING INVOLVES A COUCH, COLOR TV AND 17 CRATES OF RECORDS.

YEAH, WELL I WANT TO KNOW IF I MOVE I CAN FIT EVERYTHING IN MY CAR.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I WANNA BE READY. 15 MINUTES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

MY MOTHE SAVED EVERYTHING FROM BEFORE I WAS BORN. EVERYTHING.

ON THE OTHER HAND, ONE WONDERS WHY THERE ARE MOVING COMPANIES?

I MEAN, DON'T THEY DESERVE SOMEBODYS BUISNESS?

YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT, HANSON?

HOW LONG YOU FIGURE THIS GUY WILL SHACK UP WITH YOUR MOM?

YOU DON'T SHACK UP WITH SOMEONE'S MOM.

I LIKE HIM.

YEAH.

IF HE MAKES HER HAPPY, WHY NOT?

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

OFFICER HANSON WANTS PROPER FOR HIS MOTHER?

YOU'VE GOT TO GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD MAN.

SHE WANTS ME INVOLVED.

BOB EVEN ASKED ME TO GO BOWLING.

YOU KNOW, A MAN-TO-MAN NIGHT OF CAMARADERIE.

A BOWLER?

YOU'VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON ALREADY!

TWO MEN COMPETING IN THE WORLD'S MOST BORING SPORT.

YOU GUYS WILL BE BEST FRIENDS.

WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE HE'S GOT THE HEAVY STUFF OUT.

COME ON GUYS.

MORNING, ADAM.

SEE WHAT THOSE PUNKS DID?

I WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED.

I JUST PAID IT OFF.

ANY IDEA WHO DID THIS?

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

ALL THESE KIDS ARE BUMS.

PROTECT YOURSELF-- I HAVE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I HAVE A LITTLE INSURANCE.

INSURANCE?

I HAVE A PERMIT HERE TO CARRY A CONCEALED WEAPON.

ONE DOES NOT WANT TO BE OUTSIDE THE LAW.

SO, YOU SCORE YET?

I JUST MET THE GIRL, JO-JO.

LYNETTE'S GOT YOU TRAINED

TO EXPECT NOTHING, MAN.

GIRLS ALLOWED?

DEPENDS.

YEAH, SURE.

DID YOU TRASH THE SUB'S CAR?

I DON'T THINK SO.

DID YOU?

I JUST FIGURED SINCE HE MADE A FOOL OF YOU...

HE DIDN'T MAKE A FOOL OF ME.

I MADE A FOOL OF HIM!

HE TREATED YOU LOUSY.

UH-OH!

I THOUGHT WE WERE EATING TOGETHER.

I'M ALREADY DONE, BABY.

SORRY.

YOU TELL YOUR OLD GIRL

IF SHE DROPS ANY SLOP ON ME

I'LL REARRANGE HER FACE.

WOW!

GET UP!

Bernard: HEY!

EASE OFF!

ALL RIGHT, EASE OFF!

HOLD IT-- THAT'S IT.

HOLD IT!

COME ON.

EASE OFF.

DID I SEE A KNIFE?

MUST HAVE BEEN A BRUSH.

I JUST DROPPED MY TRAY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

LET'S GO, AL.

THE SHOW'S OVER.

YOU-- CLEAN IT UP!

I SWEAR

I'LL KILL YOU!

OKAY, LYNETTE.

INTO MY OFFICE FOR THAT ONE.

GO ON.

COME ON.

Principal: COME ON, BREAK IT UP.

HEY!

HI, I'M COSMO.

YEAH, SO?

SO YOU WANT A PIECE?

WHAT?

A PIECE... A GUN.

WHY?

SHE'S REAL MAD.

I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ONE.

YEAH, OKAY.

MAYBE, MAYBE.

PURSE-SIZE, GOOD QUALITY.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN WORK UP.

( bell rings )

MR. HONEYCUT?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

IS THIS IMPORTANT?

SOMEONE TRIED TO SELL ME A PIECE--

A KID NAMED COSMO.

WHAT ABOUT DEREK FORD?

I THINK HE'S JUST A ROUGH KID.

I GOT A GUY CARRYING-- AL BERNARD.

AN ARMED TEACHER?

YEAH.

REMEMBER, WE'RE HERE FOR THE DEALERS.

WE DON'T WANT ANY...

GET TO CLASS, MISS JOHNSON.

Honeycut: AIR IS MADE UP OF OXYGEN

NITROGEN, CARBON DIOXIDE AND WATER VAPOR.

NOW, NITROGEN IS THE BIGGEST PORTION

BUT OXYGEN IS WHAT WE NEED...

TO LIVE.

OKAY, WHOSE IS THIS?

OBVIOUSY THIS IS NOT THE ONLY KNIFE OR WEAPON IN THIS CLASS.

THIS WAS FOUND BEHIND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

IN THE EAST STAIRWELL.

IS IT LOADED?

IT WAS.

MAYBE THIS WILL GET THE SCHOOL BOARD

TO RESPOND TO OUR COMPLAINTS.

THEY ALREADY HAVE.

THERE'S AN ARMED POLICE OFFICER

UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT HERE AT HENRY CLAY.

THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH, GREAT.

ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS?

ONE COP AGAINST HUNDREDS OF GUN-TOTING KIDS?

IT'S A START.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THEY ALREADY HAVE A BIG HEAD START

AND WE'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.

COME ON, HARRY.

LET'S GO.

Montgomery: DON'T PANIC, FOLKS.

OTHER MEASURES ARE BEING CONSIDERED.

ARE YOU WORRIED?

OH, NO, NOT REALLY.

THAT'S GOOD.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME THIS EVENING?

TONIGHT?

YEAH.

I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

SHOPPING?

OH, LIKE GROCERIES, AND MAYBE MAKE DINNER?

NO.

LIKE TO A GUN SHOP.

I SEE.

SURE, LOVE TO.

GREAT.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

EVERYBODY, OUT!

BACK TO CLASS!

PUT THEM OUT!

EVERYBODY, BACK TO CLASS.

YOU, COME HERE.

LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN.

YOU LISTEN UP.

DON'T CHALLENGE ME.

I GAVE YOU A FREEBIE TODAY, BUT THAT'S IT.

WHAT?

YOU GOT A KNIFE IN THERE?

LET GO OF ME!

GET OFF ME.

YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU CAN'T READ WORTH A DARN.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

IT SLOWS MY CLASS DOWN, AND IT SLOWS YOU DOWN.

I WON'T CALL ON YOU ANYMORE

IF YOU RETAKE THE REMEDIAL READING YOU ALREADY PASSED.

NO WAY!

DEREK!

WHAT, MAN?!

THINK ABOUT IT, DEREK.

YOU'RE NO DUMMY.

LISTEN, STUDMAN.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE LYNETTE

THEN YOU TAKE HER.

HEY, DEREK!

SHE'S SO UPTIGHT.

HELP! HELP!

HELP!

TOO BAD, RETARD!

STOP IT!

( gun explodes )

( groaning )

WILL BILLY LOSE HIS HAND?

I DOUBT IT.

WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?

HE'S BEEN PICKED ON ALL HIS LIFE

BECAUSE HE'S HANDICAPPED.

HE FINALLY STRUCK BACK.

NO, I MEAN ABOUT THE GUN EXPLODING.

IT WAS A CHEAP GUN-- SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL.

COSTS ABOUT 20 BUCKS.

FIRES ABOUT FIVE .22's BEFORE THEY DESTRUCT.

REALLY?

REALLY.

JOAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

I DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT, I KNOW THAT.

HAVING A GUN WON'T NECESSARILY KEEP YOU FROM BEING SHOT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.

I MEAN, WE'RE TEACHERS AND WE'RE BUYING GUNS.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING--

WHY DO I TEACH? TWO REASONS...

JULY AND AUGUST, YEAH.

WHEN I FIRST STARTED TEACHING, I HATED JULY AND AUGUST

BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE AROUND THE KIDS.

I LOVE WATCHING THEM LEARN.

FEELING THEIR ENERGY...

NOW I'M SCARED OF THEM.

SOME OF THESE SCHOOLS ARE DANGEROUS.

I KNOW-- I SEE IT EVERY WEEK.

PRETENDING THERE ISN'T A PROBLEM DOESN'T HELP.

I TEACH IN A TOUGH SCHOOL-- A TEACHER WAS SHOT!

I'M SCARED.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

BUT BUYING A GUN IS NOT THE ANSWER.

A LOT OF FACULTY HAVE THEM.

YEAH, AND I CAN JUST ABOUT GUESS WHICH ONES.

I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE...

I JUST HATE BEING SCARED ALL THE TIME!

OOH! STRIKE ON THE EXTRA FRAME!

THAT IS 1-6-5.

GOT YOU THREE GAMES TO TWO, BEST OUT OF SEVEN.

I CAN KEEP SCORE.

LET'S DOUBLE UP ON THIS GAME

AND CALL IT THE LAST.

20 BUCKS?

LET'S BE BOLD.

HOW ABOUT $50?

HOW ABOUT $100?

THERE YOU GO!

ANOTHER BEER?

MISS, TWO BEERS.

YES!

THAT'S THREE IN A ROW.

I'M JUST WARMING UP.

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT TRADING IN THAT OLD MUSTANG?

I LIKE MY CAR.

IT WAS MY DAD'S.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS JUST ASKING.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MY LUCK.

YEAH.

OKAY.

1-7-0 FOR TOM.

231 FOR OLD BOB.

NICE GAME... BOB.

THAT'S THE BEST I'VE DONE IN QUITE A WHILE.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAR.

THAT WAS JUST

SALESMAN'S INSTINCT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

HERE YOU GO.

WHY DON'T YOU HOLD ON TO THAT?

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M A 230 AVERAGE BOWLER

AND I TOLD YOU 160.

I WAS HUSTLING YOU.

YOU WERE HUSTLING ME.

WHY?

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD FIGURE OUT

IF YOU WERE HUSTLING ME.

I WAS.

THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MY MOM?

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOUR MOM?

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REAL HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY.

BUT NICE GUY OR NOT

IT DOESN'T CHANGE THAT I LOVE YOUR MOTHER.

IF THIS THING WORKS OUT, I'M GOING TO MARRY HER.

YOU BEEN MARRIED BEFORE?

YES, SIR, I HAVE.

MORE THAN ONCE?

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT-- THREE TIMES.

MARRIAGE IS GREAT.

SURE.

YOUR MOTHER KNOWS ALL THIS.

I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

BECAUSE I GO OUT BOWLING WITH YOU

BUT I'VE BEEN HONEST WITH YOU.

THE GUY WHO MARRIES YOUR MOTHER

MAY BE A BAD GUY.

I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO GIVE ME A CHANCE.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS BACK HERE.

MISS MY FLIGHT.

( alarm sounds )

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, JO-JO?

NOTHING, MAN.

WHAT'S THIS?

MY LETTER-OPENER.

A SWITCHBLADE?

I HAVE TO OPEN MAIL FAST--

I'M A BUSY MAN.

MY OFFICE, RIGHT AWAY!

WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS?

WE'LL WRITE YOU A LETTER.

WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?

MR. BERNARD.

FRISK HIM AND MAKE HIM GO THROUGH THE DETECTOR.

( alarm sounds )

IT'S MY KEYS.

LET ME SEE IT, AL.

JEEZ.

PUT IT IN THE BOX.

DO I HAVE TO?

YES, YOU HAVE TO.

I BETTER SEE THIS AGAIN.

GUARANTEED RETURN DELIVERY.

INSIDE.

10 BUCKS.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, COSMO NEVER LIES.

LOCK IT.

Honeycut: DETOURED FROM THE METAL DETECTOR.

I MAY NOT NEED ONE.

I GOT A BUY SET UP WITH COSMO.

MAKE THE BUST BEFORE THE KIDS

RESTOCK THIS ARMORY.

WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS?

THEY CAN'T BE RANDOMLY SEARCHED

OR THE EVIDENCE IS BLOWN.

WE GOT LUCKY WITH BERNARD.

THAT'S GREAT.

NO WONDER THEY'RE ARMED.

I DON'T MAKE THE LAWS...

I JUST ENFORCE THEM.

... AND I WANT THOSE ASSIGNMENTS TURNED IN TOMORROW!

DEREK.

WHAT?

JO-JO, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY READING OFFER?

( sighs )

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY ANGLE IS.

YEAH.

LOOK, I KNOW ON THE STREETS YOU GOT TO BE COOL

OR YOU GET USED.

THIS ISN'T THE STREET.

IF YOU PLAN ON FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION

OR ORDERING IN A DECENT RESTAURANT

OR FINDING A STREET ON A MAP

YOU'D BETTER LEARN TO READ.

BECAUSE AFTER YOU LEAVE HERE, NOBODY WILL CARE.

ARE YOU REALLY A TEACHER?

BECAUSE YOU SURE DON'T SOUND LIKE ANY I'VE KNOWN.

HEY, J.J.-- THE STORE'S OVER HERE.

WILL THIS BLOW UP IN MY FACE LIKE BILLY'S?

NOT A CHANCE.

THAT'S QUALITY MERCHANDISE YOU GOT IN YOUR HANDS.

HOW MUCH?

SEVENTY-FIVE PLUS AMMO.

DEAL.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

UP AGAINST THE WALL.

I TRUSTED YOU!

THE ONLY WOMAN YOU SHOULD TRUST

IS YOUR PAROLE OFFICER.

MOVE IT!

A COP STEALS MY BOYFRIEND?

THAT MAKES HIM AS STUPID AS YOU.

DROP THE GUN, LYNETTE!

WHY?

( gunfire )

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

I'M A BETTER SHOT THAN YOU.

COME ON.

Honeycut: IF YOU BUILD THE WEAPONS UP ON ONE SIDE

THE OTHER SIDE FEELS COMPELLED TO DO THE SAME.

IT HAPPENS IN COUNTRIES AND IT HAPPENS RIGHT HERE.

WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT OURSELVES.

( class murmurs agreement )

FROM WHO?

FROM OTHERS TRYING TO PROTECT THEMSELVES?

WHY ARE YOU SO SMART ABOUT LAW AND ORDER?

I GOT A SECRET LIFE.

MR. ANTONINI, HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU OKAY?

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

MUCH BETTER.

THANK YOU.

I'M RECOVERING QUITE WELL.

YES.

YOU LOOK MARVELOUS.

WE'VE GOT YOUR THINGS PACKED.

TERRIFIC.

YOU PROBABLY WANT TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE.

I'M AFRAID MR. MONTGOMERY'S NOT HERE TODAY.

HE'S DOWNTOWN.

WE HAD ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT YESTERDAY.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

HOW'S MY CLASS DOING?

LOOK, THE ONLY REASON TITO CARRIED A GUN

WAS BECAUSE THE TEACHERS TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT.

( class murmurs agreement )

THEY'RE ALL CARRYING GUNS.

SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

HMM?

WE TURN OUR CLASSROOM INTO A BATTLEFIELD?

HEY, MAN, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

WELL, LISTEN TO MR. EINSTEIN, HERE.

HE CAN'T EVEN READ THE MENU

IN McDONALDS.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, JO-JO.

YOU CAN'T READ SO GOOD EITHER.

AND DON'T EXPECT ME TO BACK YOUR PLAY ANYMORE.

Intercom: Mr. Honeycut?

Please report to the office immediately.

DEREK.

KEEP THE CLASS COOL.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Student: ALL RIGHT.

( students talking and laughing )

IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.

LET'S SEE, WHERE WERE WE WHEN WE WERE INTERRUPTED?

PENNY.

WE WERE ON THE SUN.

VERY GOOD.

THE SUN.

Jo-Jo: YEAH, THE SUN, ANTONINI.

WE LEFT OFF ON THE SUN.

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS

THAT YOU RAISE YOUR HAND.

NOW, THE SUN IS ACTUALLY A CONTROLLED NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.

THIS IS CAPTAIN FULLER.

WE MAY HAVE A WRINKLE HERE.

I WANT BACK-UP UNITS RIGHT AWAY.

ROLL THEM IN SILENT.

THANKS.

YOU'RE A POLICEMAN AND YOU LIKE TO BE A SUB?

...BUT EVEN THE SUN

WILL NOT LAST FOREVER.

AND WHEN IT DIES...

THE GUY'S REALLY MESSED UP.

BE COOL, MAN!

( gunshot )

...DESTROYING THE EARTH

WITH ITS IMMENSE HEAT.

I WOULD APPRECIATE

YOUR FULL ATTENTION

FROM NOW ON, MR. FORT.

OTHERWISE, I MIGHT FEEL COMPELLED

TO PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.

ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

NO, SIR.

AH, GOOD!

LET'S CONTINUE.

HURRY, I THINK IT'S HERE.

PHYSICAL SCIENCES.

RELAX, HONEYCUT, WE'RE HERE.

HARRY, GO ON THE EAST FLANK.

WE'LL COME FROM HERE.

WE'LL CORNER THE PUNK.

THE PUNK IS ANTONINI

AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

ONLY THOSE WHO MISBEHAVE WILL BE PUNISHED.

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BAD

THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

HEY, I GOT A PERMIT.

IT'S NOT VALID ON SCHOOL PROPERTY

AND YOU KNOW IT.

WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.

YOU'RE AS BIG A PROBLEM AS THEY ARE.

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

GET ME A MASTER KEY.

Antonini: IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING

THAT A FEW TROUBLEMAKERS

RUIN THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE

FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS.

THE SCHOOL'S POLICY CONCERNING THIS PLACE

HAS, I THINK...

RIGHT THERE!

DON'T MOVE!

HANDS ON THE DESK.

DO WHAT HE SAYS, MAN.

DO IT!

GET UP.

GET UP!

I THINK YOU OWE THE WHOLE CLASS AN APOLOGY.

SAY... "PLEASE."

PLEASE.

PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

SHUT UP!

PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI!

PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI!

POLICE!

( students scream )

LOOK OUT!

IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL.

HEY, MAN, LOOK, I'M SORRY.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

THEY HAVE TO LEARN!

THANKS, DEREK.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, JO-JO.

LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY.

I DID IT FOR YOU!

THINK OF TITO!

OUT OF HERE!

Derek: I DID IT FOR YOU!

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND?!

MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'M MOVING OUT!

MOVING OUT.

YOU JUST MOVED IN WITH THIS GUY TWO DAYS AGO.

IT WAS A MISTAKE.

I JUMPED TOO SOON.

WHY?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

NO CHEMISTRY.

CHEMISTRY?

MY MOTHER HAS CHEMISTRY?

YOU WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER THE OTHER DAY.

WELL, YEAH, BUT THE MORE YOU LIVE WITH SOMEBODY

THE MORE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

MOM, IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS.

YOU CAN DISCOVER A LOT ABOUT SOMEBODY IN TWO DAYS.

IS THERE SOMETHING

YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?

TOM, CAN WE SPEAK ONE ADULT TO ANOTHER?

YEAH.

YOU WON'T BE UPSET?

NO, COME ON, WHAT IS IT?

TOM, BOB...

BOB WASN'T VERY GOOD IN BED.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MOTHER...

YOU SAID WE COULD TALK.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS.

LET'S PACK THE CAR.

GEE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE SO SQUEAMISH.

THERE WERE OTHER PROBLEMS, TOO.

IT JUST WASN'T RIGHT.

MAYBE YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON HIM--

COMPARING HIM WITH DAD?

MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

IT JUST FELT LIKE I MOVED TOO FAST.

DIDN'T YOU KNOW HE HAD THIS PROBLEM BEFORE?

TOM, WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM?

230 AVERAGE, HUH?