Original subtitles

Man: I CLEANED OUT YOUR LOCKER.

MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS A SLOB.

THE STENCH NEARLY KILLED ME.

RETURNED YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS.

COST ME SIX BUCKS IN FINES

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM.

OH, I FOUND YOUR ESSAY FOR MR. ROBERSON'S CLASS--

A FEW TYPOS, GRAMMATICAL THINGS

BUT OVERALL, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD FOR A BODINE.

SO I HANDED IT IN.

OH, JOHNNY, THIS YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE.

I FINALLY MADE A COPY OF THAT TAPE.

YOU KNOW, THAT BOOTLEG.

LISTEN TO THIS.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO THE BACKUP.

I THINK IT'S SPRINGSTEEN.

COME ON, MAN

YOU USED TO LOVE SPRINGSTEEN.

BET YOU STILL DO, HUH?

RIGHT?

DID I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED IN MS. EASTON'S CLASS?

SHE WAS PILING ON THE HOMEWORK AS USUAL

AND ELLIS IS GETTING REALLY FUMED, RIGHT?

BECAUSE EXAMS ARE COMING UP...

...YOUR MOM WAS AT SCHOOL.

SHE'S CARRYING AROUND THIS HUGE ROSARY.

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK SHE FOUND GOD OR SOMETHING.

WE TALKED ABOUT YOU AND ME BEING ROOMMATES

AT T.S.U. NEXT YEAR.

YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE FLUNKED OUT ANYWAY.

♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪

♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪

♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪

♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪

♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪

♪ WHOO! ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪

♪WHEN YOUR BACK IS TO THE WALL ♪

♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪

♪'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪

♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪

♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ YOU BETTER BE READY TO ♪

♪ BE READY TO ♪

♪ JUMP! ♪

♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪

HOW YOU DOING?

OH, IS TEDDY WORKING TONIGHT?

NO, HE'S BOWLING-- LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS.

HAVE YOU GOT ANY I.D.?

LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS, NOT BAD.

LAST WEEKEND, HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT QUALIFYING.

HERE YOU GO.

I NEED SOMETHING WITH A PICTURE.

STORE POLICY.

IT'S OKAY, I'M USED TO IT.

HERE YOU GO.

( people laughing and talking)

( engines racing )

( loud music playing )

HI, BRIAN.

TRACI.

HOW YOU DOING?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF PARTY.

ANYTHING BREAK WHILE I WAS GONE?

NOTHING WORTH GETTING WORRIED ABOUT.

PARTY! PARTY!

DOUGY, HOW YOU DOING?

HEY, THANKS FOR THE INVITE.

IF I KNEW THERE WERE PARTIES LIKE THIS

I WOULD HAVE TRANSFERRED TO CENTRAL SOONER.

AH.

I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME PEOPLE THAT AREN'T GOOD AT ANYTHING.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE BEER?

YOUR UNCLE OWN A LIQUOR STORE?

DOUG...

I HAVE TO URINATE.

OH, MAN.

( doorbell rings )

IT'S OPEN.

( doorbell )

I SAID IT'S OPEN.

( doorbell )

IT'S MY PARTY.

THE DOOR'S OPEN.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

( doorbell )

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Officer: SEVENTEEN.

SEVENTEEN.

SIXTEEN.

SIXTEEN.

SEVENTEEN.

SIXTEEN.

WHAT A SURPRISE.

NOBODY'S LEGAL.

WHERE DID YOU BUY THE BOOZE?

WE HAD IT IN THE HOUSE.

DAD ALWAYS KEEPS THIS MUCH AROUND

IN CASE 80 FRIENDS DROP BY?

OKAY, BOYS AND GIRLS, THE PARTY'S OVER.

RYAN, YOU'RE COMING WITH US.

COME ON, PLEASE.

FULLER.

NO, I'LL TRANSFER YOU.

KENNY'S LICENSE MATCH ANY OF THOSE FAKES ON FILE?

PERFECTLY.

NUMBER, ADDRESS.

I WISH I WAS THIS LUCKY IN THE LOTTERY.

HANSON?

IS YOUR COVER STILL SOLID?

A PENHALL COVER COMES WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE.

( phone rings )

FULLER.

YEAH, HOLD ON.

IOKI, LINE TWO.

YOU KNOW, WE PAY PEOPLE TO ANSWER THE PHONES.

BUT WE DON'T PAY YOU

TO TELL ME THAT.

AH-HA.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, HANSON.

IT'S A FORGERY.

VICE HAS TURNED UP 300 OF THESE

IN THE LAST 18 MONTHS

ALL FROM THE SAME SHOP.

I'M PUTTING YOU, IOKI AND HOFFS ON THIS WITH PENHALL.

FOUR COPS ON A FAKE I.D. CASE?

ISN'T THAT A LITTLE TOP-HEAVY?

SIR.

TEENAGE DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS HAVE TRIPLED

IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS.

I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE A CONNECTION.

( phone rings )

FULLER.

YEAH.

YEAH, I'LL TALK TO HIM.

( phone rings )

PENHALL.

ADAM?

OH, FULLER.

NO, HE'S ON ANOTHER CALL.

RHONDA?

RHONDA WHO?

BALLET, YEAH.

LOOK, IT WILL BE THERE

BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

I'LL SHIP THE PAPERWORK WHEN IT GETS HERE.

HE'S KIND OF CUTE...

FOR AN OLDER GUY.

YOU'LL GET IT WHEN I GET IT.

THAT'S ALL I CAN DO.

YEAH.

ADAM'S A NICE GUY

ONCE YOU GET PAST

ALL THAT SURFACE STUFF.

NO, HE'S MY CAPTAIN.

I SAID PUT HER ON HOLD.

YEAH.

RHONDA?

YEAH, OKAY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

YEAH, THAT'S FINE BY ME.

OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

I WAS JUST LAYING A LITTLE GROUNDWORK FOR YOU.

YOU'VE GOT A NEW SQUEEZE, DON'T YOU?

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THESE KIDS ARE DRINKING--

WHICH BARS LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

I ALSO WANT...

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, HANSON?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING ABOUT COMING DOWN ON THESE KIDS.

LAST YEAR, 5,000 KIDS WERE HOSED OFF THE DASHBOARDS

OF THEIR PARENTS' CARS.

I'VE MADE THE CALLS

WHERE YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AT 4:00 A.M.

THEY SAY WHAT'S WRONG?

AND YOU TELL THEM

YOUR KID IS DEAD.

HE WAS ONLY 16.

I HAD THESE MADE UP.

NO OFFENSE, CAPTAIN.

THESE WILL BE SPOTTED AS FAKES

IN A SECOND AND A HALF.

YOU THINK SO?

( phone rings )

SOMEBODY WANT TO GET THAT?

( phone rings )

KIRBY.

LISTEN, DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE?

Hey, how are you doing?

I DON'T KNOW.

I... LOOK, REMEMBER YOU SAID

THAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO SOMEONE

THAT THEY COULD STILL GET OVER IT?

RIGHT?

I THINK SO.

Well, what happened?

Just say it.

You'll end up feeling a lot better.

I promise.

THOSE GUYS IN YOUR CELL

DIDN'T DEVELOP ANY CRUSHES, I HOPE.

NOT AT ALL.

THEY WERE A VERY CONGENIAL BUNCH.

FOR FELONS.

WERE YOUR PARENTS SO CONGENIAL

PICKING YOU UP?

THEY WERE FINE ONCE I PULLED OUT

THE ACE IN THE HOLE.

AT LEAST, I WASN'T DOING DRUGS.

I COULD BE A SOVIET SPY

BUT AS LONG AS I WASN'T DOING DRUGS

MY PARENTS WOULD LET IT SLIDE.

LET'S GRAB A SEAT OVER HERE.

TOMMY!

CHUG-A-DOUG!

MUCK-A-MUCKA, HUCK-A-LUCKA!

Penhall: WHEN DID YOU TRANSFER IN?

Hanson: IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

THIS IS TOMMY FARBER.

I SPENT SIX SUMMERS AT CAMP WITH HIM.

THIS IS BRIAN KROMPASICK.

KROMPASICK-- HI.

THIS IS TRACI MALDANADO--

SHE'S ITALIAN--

AND KENNY RYAN.

CHUG-A-DOUG, HUH?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

YEAH, AT MY BROTHER'S GRADUATION PARTY

THIS GUY CHUGGED SO MANY BEERS

EVEN THE BARTENDER APPLAUDED.

I GAVE UP THE SPORT

BECAUSE OF HEALTH REASONS.

YEAH, HE ALMOST DROPPED DEAD.

YOU GUYS WANT TO DITCH?

COME ON, IT'S A GREAT DAY.

WE'RE YOUNG, RESTLESS

WITHOUT A FUTURE.

AND WE'RE THIRSTY.

YEAH.

LET'S GO.

COULD I SEE SOME I.D., FELLOWS?

COME ON, ANGELO.

YOU EMBARRASS ME.

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

LET'S TRY SOMETHING

WITH A PICTURE ON IT.

COME ON, WE'RE LEGAL.

GET THESE GUYS UP TO SPEED.

LET ME SEE THIS.

THIS WOULDN'T FOOL STEVIE WONDER.

HE DOESN'T TEND BAR.

LET'S FIND A PLACE

WITH NO HASSLES.

YEAH.

Maldanado: GOOD IDEA.

Penhall: I MAY BE SENSITIVE

BUT I REALLY DON'T DIG THE AMBIENCE HERE.

YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST DEAD PEOPLE?

OF COURSE NOT.

MY GRANDPARENTS ARE DEAD.

Brian: YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT?

FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT DIED BEFORE WORLD WAR II ENDED.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.

I MEAN...

AFTER ALL HE WENT THROUGH

HE DIES WITHOUT KNOWING THAT WE WON.

Kenny: HAVE ANOTHER BEER, MAN.

Penhall: PERSONALLY, I HOPE THERE'S A HEAVEN

WHERE I CAN STILL CATCH MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.

ALWAYS THE INTELLECTUAL.

YO, KENNY.

WHAT?

TAKE A LOOK, MAN.

HEY, YO, T.J.

WHO'S T.J.?

HE'S A GUY WE KNOW FROM THE LETTERBOX.

HIS BEST FRIEND JUST... WAS BURIED

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

BUMMER.

YEAH, JONATHAN.

HE'S THE ONLY GUY I KNOW WHO'S DEAD.

WHAT ARE YOU BODINES DOING HERE?

WE GOT TOSSED OUT OF THE LETTERBOX.

THESE GUYS TRIED GETTING SERVED

WITH LIBRARY CARDS.

SOMEBODY OUGHT TO BURN THAT PLACE DOWN.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

AT LEAST THEY SERVE US.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS IS A CEMETERY.

PEOPLE ARE BURIED HERE, YOU KNOW?

AH, GEEZ.

Brian: COME ON.

I'M SORRY, MAN.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

JUST BEAT IT.

( playing "We've Only Just Begun" )

YOU KNOW...

IT USUALLY TAKES ME A LOT LONGER TO BECOME

THIS COMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE.

HOW COMFORTABLE IS THAT?

DON'T PRESS ME ON THIS.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

OH.

WHAT? I'M NOT?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

RELAX, FULLER.

DO HELP YOURSELF, CAPTAIN BRIODY.

I'M ON THE WINE-TASTING COMMITTEE.

I GOT TO FIND OUT IF THIS IS AS BAD

AS THE STUFF AT OUR TABLE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT ROPED

INTO MAKING A RETIREMENT SPEECH

BUT A FEW MORE OF THESE

IT WILL BE INTERESTING.

IT'S GOT TO BE A LOT BETTER

THAN THAT MUSIC

WE'VE BEEN LISTENING TO.

HELLO.

IT'S ALL IN THE PSYCHOLOGY, PALONES.

I ONCE STOPPED A GUY WHO BLEW A .24...

THAT'S OVER TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT.

THE GUY STILL BEAT ME OUT OF $40 PLAYING DARTS

WAITING FOR HIS LAWYER.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I REMEMBERED HENDERSON PULLED ROOKIE ROTATION.

HE'S OUT TRAINING THESE GUYS TONIGHT.

HE'S NOT AN ALLEGED DRIVER.

HE'S AN ALLEGED DRUNK.

SOMETIMES, THEY'LL KIBITZ YOU ABOUT THE BASEBALL SCORES.

MAYBE THEY'LL WORRY IF YOU'RE WARM ENOUGH OUT HERE.

THESE ARE ALL KEY SIGNS.

PALONES, AM I

GETTING THROUGH?

YES, SIR.

OKAY, THAT WAS ELEVEN.

SO, STOP THE T-BIRD.

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT, OFFICER?

JUST FINE, SIR.

IT'S CHILLY TONIGHT.

WHERE'S YOUR JACKET?

HAVE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK TONIGHT, SIR?

NO.

WHERE ARE YOU

COMING FROM?

FROM DINNER.

YOU HAD NOTHING TO DRINK WITH DINNER?

JUST A COUPLE OF GLASSES OF WINE.

STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE.

WHOA, IT WAS WHITE WINE.

I ASKED YOU TO STEP OUT, PLEASE.

SEE WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE.

STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE.

LOOK, OFFICER PALONES...

STEP TO THE FRONT OF THE CAR.

I APPRECIATE THE JOB YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

I'M A POLICE OFFICER MYSELF--

A CAPTAIN.

THEN YOU'RE FAMILIAR

WITH THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST.

I ONLY HAD ONE DRINK.

YOU JUST SAID TWO DRINKS.

OF DINNER WINE.

I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO TAKE THE BREATHALYZER.

IF YOU REFUSE THIS TEST

YOUR LICENSE WILL BE REVOKED FOR A MINIMUM OF ONE YEAR.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

ARE YOU REFUSING TO TAKE THE TEST?

GIVE IT TO ME.

CAPTAIN FULLER.

HOW ARE YOU?

WHO IS THIS GUY--

THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE?

SAY GOOD NIGHT TO CAPTAIN FULLER.

THANK YOU.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

THE CAPTAIN'S BLOWN A .09.

Officer: NAME?

ADAM FULLER.

( typing )

RANK?

COME ON, BAKER.

YOU KNOW MY NAME, MY RANK.

YOU KNOW I LIKE KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS.

YOU KNOW I PULL THE BALL TO THE RIGHT

BECAUSE YOU RAN DOWN EVERYTHING I HIT!

I ONLY HAD A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE.

GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE.

WE CAN SKIP THE HOLDING CELL.

THANKS.

I'LL BRING YOU AN S-2 TO ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT

OF YOUR HEARING DATE WITH INTERNAL AFFAIRS.

YOU DON'T LOOK DRUNK TO ME.

CAPTAIN BRIODY...

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BE CALLED.

IF YOU WANTED TO GO HOME TONIGHT, I DID.

IN OFFICER-RELATED CASES

A SUPERVISOR MUST SIGN YOU OUT.

NEED A LIFT?

I HOPE YOUR WIFE IS DRIVING.

YOU HAD A LITTLE TO DRINK TONIGHT.

APPARENTLY, NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.

EVERYBODY IN THAT ROOM HAD A DRINK OR TWO--

EVEN MORE.

THEY MUST HAVE REMEMBERED THE ROADBLOCK.

SO IT'S OKAY TO DRIVE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT?

DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.

I DIDN'T BRING YOU IN.

I'VE BEEN A COP FOR NEARLY 15 YEARS.

PENHALL, LISTEN TO THIS.

I'M NOT ASLEEP.

I CHECKED ON T.J.'s FRIEND, JONATHAN KELLEY.

ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO

HE AND T.J. WERE IN A CAR WRECK.

THEY WERE WASTED ON ALCOHOL.

JOHNNY'S BLOOD LEVEL WAS .24.

I'M SURPRISED HE COULD DRIVE.

APPARENTLY, HE COULDN'T.

T.J. WALKED AWAY FROM IT

BUT JOHNNY WAS PARALYZED WITH PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.

A COUPLE WEEKS AGO

T.J.'s TAKING JOHNNY FOR A WALK ON SOME BRIDGE.

SOMEHOW, JOHNNY WINDS UP IN THE RIVER.

T.J. JUMPS IN, TRIES TO SAVE HIM, BUT COULDN'T.

REMIND ME NEVER TO STAND NEXT TO HIM

IN AN ELECTRICAL STORM.

YOU THINK WE CAN LINK THE LETTERBOX

WITH THAT ACCIDENT?

THEY'RE SERVING A LOT OF UNDERAGE KIDS.

MAYBE WE CAN REVOKE THEIR LICENSE

IF WE CAN GET T.J. TO TESTIFY.

I'M SURE JONATHAN'S PARENTS WOULD LOVE THAT.

THINK HE'LL DO IT?

HE ALREADY BLAMES THE BAR FOR JOHNNY'S DEATH.

AT LEAST THAT'S HOW HE SOUNDED AT THE CEMETERY.

Hoffs: ME AND IOKI CAN APPROACH

THE ALCOHOL CONTROL OFFICE.

( silence )

LET ME GUESS.

YOU HEARD I GOT ARRESTED LAST NIGHT.

IT KIND OF LEAKED OUT.

JUST TO SET YOU STRAIGHT

THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE SOME ROOKIE COP WENT OVERBOARD.

WE KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

SOMETHING LIKE WHAT?

LIKE YOU WEREN'T REALLY DRINKING.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

WERE YOU DRINKING?

NO.

THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I HAD A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE.

I WASN'T DRINKING.

OH.

THERE'S A BIG DISTINCTION.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T MIND

I'D RATHER KEEP MY PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL.

SO, HOW'S IT GOING?

JUST LIKE I THOUGHT.

ANGELO TOOK ONE LOOK AT THAT FAKE I.D. YOU GAVE US

AND LAUGHED US OUT OF THE BAR.

OH...

SO, NOW WHAT?

WE HOOK UP WITH KENNY

AND TRY TO GET FAKE I.D. LIKE HIS.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I HAD IN MIND

WHEN I GAVE YOU THE BAD PROOF?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

YOU GOT ME.

I'M SORRY.

I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

GOOD.

SOUNDS JUST A LITTLE BIT DEFENSIVE, DON'T YOU THINK?

IT WAS A BOREDOM BANQUET.

EVERYONE HAS A FEW DRINKS.

DOESN'T MAKE YOU DRUNK-- FULLER'S RIGHT.

T.J. CALDWELL.

IS THERE A T.J. CALDWELL HERE?

T.J. CALDWELL.

HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT?

GOT 10 MINUTES SO I CAN DEVELOP THESE

OR WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THE NEGATIVES?

DON'T MIND HIM.

HE GETS CRANKY WHEN HE DOESN'T NAP.

YOU WANT THE WHOLE PACKAGE?

WHAT'S THAT?

LISTEN, THERE'S PLENTY QUALITY LICENSES FLOATING AROUND

BUT I MAKE AVAILABLE

THE ALL-IMPORTANT SECOND I.D.

THAT WAS MY IDEA.

NO.

$100 ALL TOGETHER, CASH.

I CAN'T REALLY WRITE YOU A CHECK

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE I.D.

THEY'RE NEW.

THESE I.D.'s ARE FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY.

YOU GOT THAT?

Bartender: YOU FELLOWS GOING TO TRY IT AGAIN?

NICE WORK.

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?

BRING US A PITCHER, OKAY?

PITCHER.

THANKS, PAL.

SO, WHAT'S THE STORY WITH TRACI?

YOU GOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL GROUPIE OR WHAT?

NO, SHE'S COOL.

SHE JUST HANGS OUT WITH US.

SHE'S A GOOD BAROMETER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SOON AS ME AND KENNY

START THINKING ABOUT HITTING ON HER

WE KNOW WE'VE DRUNK TOO MUCH.

EXACTLY.

( clicks tongue )

GIVE ME A CLUB SODA.

HOW'S IT GOING?

WE MET THE OTHER DAY.

I SEE KENNY FINALLY GOT YOU SOME DECENT I.D.

YEAH.

I THOUGHT YOU HATED THIS PLACE.

I DO, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I GOT TO COME BY.

WE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY DRINKING AT THE CEMETERY.

HEY, IT'S OKAY.

I WAS JUST VISITING A FRIEND OF MINE, YOU KNOW

AND SEEING YOU GUYS OUT THERE PARTYING...

I HEARD ABOUT JOHNNY.

WHAT DID YOU HEAR?

I HEARD HE DIED.

YEAH, HE DID.

WHAT'S THAT TO YOU?

NOTHING.

I FELT BAD ABOUT DRINKING THERE.

I JUST THOUGHT I'D APOLOGIZE.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR APOLOGIZING.

FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY?

YOU COME OVER AND I SHOULD FEEL HAPPY

BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY WHO CAN RELATE

TO SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?

YOU EVER EVEN KNOW ANYBODY WHO DIED?

I'M SORRY I BOTHERED YOU.

Miller: THE BREATHALYZER RESULTS

ARE A LITTLE HIGH FOR TWO GLASSES OF WINE.

CHECK THE CALIBRATIONS ON THE EQUIPMENT.

MAYBE THEY WERE BIG GLASSES?

CAPTAIN FULLER, AT ONE POINT

DURING OFFICER PALONES' QUESTIONING

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR STORY

TO ONLY ONE GLASS?

YES.

WHY?

I WASN'T COUNTING.

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ONLY HAD TWO?

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY.

I WAS ON A DATE.

I HAD TWO GLASSES OF WINE, MAYBE.

LOOK, MR. MILLER, I'M NOT A DRINKER.

A BEER IN THE AFTERNOON AT A FOOTBALL GAME

IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.

I DON'T SMOKE POT, EITHER

OR SNORT COCAINE, TAKE DRUGS

BEAT MY CHILDREN, OR CHEAT ON MY WIFE...

WHEN I WAS MARRIED.

SETTLE DOWN, CAPTAIN.

CAN WE JUST PLEASE TRY TO GET THROUGH THIS?

I'M A LITTLE FRUSTRATED.

I'M A GOOD COP.

I DO MY JOB WELL.

IT'S GUYS LIKE ME YOU WANT ON THE FORCE.

I'M NOT QUESTIONING

WHETHER WE WANT YOU ON THE FORCE.

I'M SURE YOU'RE A GOOD COP.

WHY DON'T YOU CUT TO THE BOTTOM LINE?

ASK ME TO ADMIT THAT I COULD BARELY WALK

MUCH LESS DRIVE.

IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANT, I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU NOW

WE CAN CUT THIS SHORT.

THAT'S NOT THE PURPOSE OF THE INTERVIEW.

I'M MERELY TRYING TO ASCERTAIN THE FACTS.

GREAT! I'M TALKING TO JOE FRIDAY NOW.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU

TO BE ON MY SIDE

IF I'M EVER IN ANY SERIOUS TROUBLE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE ALREADY IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

T.J.: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING OUT, YOU KNOW.

Kirby: Give yourself some breathing room.

WHATEVER PAIN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH WILL HEAL

BUT IT WILL TAKE TIME.

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO WAIT?

YOU KNOW...

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO WAIT.

Come on, you've got to think this through.

IT'S KIND OF A BOGUS WAY OUT.

YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE SOME TIME AND WORK ON THIS THING.

Now, tell me about your friend.

MY FRIEND'S DEAD.

Fuller: IS MY CASE PRETTY MUCH

WHAT YOU'RE USED TO, PLESSER?

IT'S A WALK IN THE PARK.

MY LAST CLIENT BLEW A .41--

THAT'S LEGALLY DEAD.

HE DID WEIGH 500 POUNDS

BUT STILL THAT'S A PRETTY BIG NUMBER.

HOW DO YOU DEFEND A .41?

WITH CREATIVITY.

I SAID IF HE'S DEAD HE COULDN'T BE CONVICTED.

IF HE'S NOT DEAD, THE SYSTEM'S INACCURATE.

EITHER WAY, HE SHOULDN'T BE CONVICTED.

DID THEY CONVICT HIM?

OF COURSE.

BUT I MUST HAVE MADE SOME KIND IMPRESSION.

TWO WEEKS LATER, ONE JUDGE ASKED ME TO REPRESENT HIM.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING AT HERE?

THAT'S MARGINAL.

NORMALLY, THEY LET IT PASS.

BUT THE BIGGEST PROBLEM

FACING THIS DEPARTMENT NOW IS ALCOHOLISM.

BUT I WASN'T DRUNK.

I KNOW YOU WEREN'T DRUNK.

YOU WERE FINE.

YOU COULD DRIVE.

BUT THAT'S THE DEAL.

Rhonda: SO HOW DID IT GO?

YOU WANT THE PARTY LINE OR THE TRUTH?

WHICH EVER'S MORE OPTIMISTIC.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL MAKE SOMETHING UP.

I KEEP THINKING

I'M STUCK IN SOME BAD TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE.

I DON'T REMEMBER A BAD TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE.

ADAM, RELAX.

TOMORROW, IT WILL ALL BE OVER.

I WISH I HAD THE OTHER NIGHT TO DO OVER AGAIN.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY?

FOR STARTERS, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A DIFFERENT WAY HOME.

I WOULD HAVE SAT THROUGH

A FEW OF THOSE BORING SPEECHES BEFORE WE LEFT.

OH, NO.

DIDN'T WE SUFFER ENOUGH THROUGH THE MUSIC?

YEAH, BUT LOOKING BACK

IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA

TO HANG AROUND AND LET THE WINE SETTLE.

HOLD IT.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YOU'RE NOT SAYING I WAS DRUNK?

NO, I'M SAYING THE LONGER WE WAITED

THE LOWER THE BREATHALYZER NUMBER WOULD HAVE BEEN.

SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DRINK AT ALL

IF THEY'RE GOING TO DRIVE?

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS MAKING A POINT, ADAM.

BUT MAYBE

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO DRINK AT ALL

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

MAYBE.

BUT, MY WAY, INSTEAD OF BEING ARRESTED

YOU'D HAVE SPENT THE NIGHT WITH ME.

THE WOMAN'S GOT A POINT.

SIX MONTHS TO A YEAR

JUST TO INVESTIGATE THE COMPLAINT?

THE LETTERBOX IS SERVING THESE KIDS EVERY DAY.

I'VE GOT 162 CASES PENDING, KIDS.

PLUS, I'M WORRYING ABOUT A FEW THOUSAND PHONY I.D.s.

SOME GUY IS SELLING THESE.

I CAN HARDLY TELL THEY'RE FAKES.

THIS GUY'S GOOD, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S THE SAME STUFF.

WE KNOW WHO'S DOING THESE.

GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MANY INVESTIGATORS I GOT BUDGETED?

I BET YOU DON'T GUESS THREE.

I STARTED THIS JOB A HEALTHY MAN.

SO THESE BARS SERVING UNDERAGE KIDS DON'T EVEN WORRY

ABOUT GETTING BUSTED.

WE SENT A DECOY DOWNTOWN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.

SHE WAS FOUR FEET, EIGHT INCHES TALL.

SHE LOOKED 14.

SHE WORE BRACES.

SHE GOT SERVED IN 18 OF 21 SALOONS.

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T LET HER DRIVE HOME.

CAN WE SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN, OR NOT?

DOWN? NO.

IT'S JUST A FINE FOR THE FIRST

SECOND OR THIRD OFFENSE.

IT'S A CLASS-A MISDEMEANOR.

YO, COUPLE BREWS.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY TO GET

TRACI OR BRIAN TO MAKE A STATEMENT?

THEY CAN'T CONNECT THIS PLACE TO THE ACCIDENT.

BESIDES, THEY LOVE IT HERE.

AT LEAST T.J.'s NOT WORRIED

ABOUT GETTING LOADED ANYMORE.

HEY...

HEY, T.J.

HOW YOU DOING?

AH...

WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A LIFT HOME?

HEY, NO THANKS.

I'M FINE.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, TRACE?

HMM?

HOW COME YOU ALWAYS HANG AROUND WITH THESE GUYS?

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

ME AND BRIAN ARE KIND OF INVOLVED.

WELL, HE'S A LUCKY GUY.

WAIT A SECOND, WHAT GUY?

YOU KNOW, THAT GUY--

I KEEP CALLING HIM.

YOU THINK I OUGHT TO BELIEVE HIM?

WHY DON'T YOU SIT TIGHT.

I'LL JUST GRAB MY KEYS.

THANKS.

I'M GIVING T.J. A RIDE HOME.

HE'S KIND OF...

OH, GREAT, HE'S GONE.

T.J., DON'T!

( horn honking )

COME ON, T.J.--

( honking horn )

PULL OVER!

T.J., PULL OVER.

PULL OVER.

( horn honking )

( stuck horn honking )

T.J., YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHAT?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, MAN.

I'M A COP.

( heaving and vomiting )

SO, ARE YOU

TIRED OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS?

I'VE FELT WORSE.

I DON'T GET SOMETHING.

IF YOU'RE A COP, HOW COME YOU COULDN'T GET SERVED?

I WAS UNDERCOVER.

GOT IT.

LOOK, T.J., WE WANT YOU TO TESTIFY AGAINST THE LETTERBOX

THAT THEY SERVED YOU AND JOHNNY

THE NIGHT OF THE ACCIDENT.

NO.

COME ON.

LET'S GO AFTER THEM.

LET'S GET THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE.

I'M RESPONSIBLE.

HANSON...

YEAH?

MR. CALDWELL IS HERE TO SIGN T.J. OUT.

YOU OKAY?

HUNG OVER.

GOOD.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE SIDESWIPED A PARKED CAR

WRAPPED HIMSELF AROUND A TREE.

I'D SAY HE WAS DRUNK.

T.J.'s HAD A TOUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS.

HE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEBODY.

I UNDERSTAND HE'S HAD A ROUGH TIME.

YOU NEED TO GET T.J. SOME HELP.

YOUR SON IS A PROBLEM DRINKER.

Caldwell: HE HAS PROBLEMS AND HE DRINKS--

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

NO, THERE ISN'T.

GIVE ME A CALL.

THAT WAS FAST.

I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

THAT'S OBVIOUS.

THOSE ARE FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY.

GOT THAT?

YEAH, WELL, THESE I.D.s AREN'T.

NICE JOB!

WHO DID YOU GO TO?

THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.

OFFICER PALONES, DID CAPTAIN FULLER APPEAR DRUNK?

NO, SIR.

WAS HIS SPEECH SLURRED?

NO, SIR.

WERE HIS EYES WATERY, OR WAS HIS BALANCE OFF?

NO, THEY WEREN'T.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST INDICATION

THAT OFFICER FULLER

MIGHT BE DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE?

HE APPEARED TO BE OVERLY FRIENDLY.

THAT'S A KEY TO SPOTTING AN ALLEGED DRUNKEN DRIVER.

OVERLY FRIENDLY, I SEE.

WHAT DID HE SAY TO GIVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?

HE ASKED ME HOW I WAS

AND COMMENTED ON HOW CHILLY IT WAS OUT.

WAS IT CHILLY OUT?

YES, IT WAS, SIR.

GENTLEMEN--

I'M NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU ALCOHOL ISN'T A PROBLEM

AND THAT IT DOESN'T RUIN MANY, MANY LIVES.

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT SHOULD RUIN THIS ONE.

( phone rings )

HANSON.

YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

THANKS FOR COMING.

WHAT'S UP, T.J.?

I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

WHY?

SO I DON'T BLOW MY HEAD OFF.

I WAS DRIVING THE CAR THE NIGHT JOHNNY WAS HURT.

WE WERE BOTH DRUNK.

JOHNNY WAS WAY WORSE OFF THAN ME.

I JUST TOLD HIM--

"RELAX. DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET US HOME."

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE WRECK.

THEY TELL ME I WAS THROWN FROM THE CAR.

IT WAS JOHNNY'S CAR

SO THEY JUST FIGURED HE WAS DRIVING.

IT'S MURDER, RIGHT?

NO, IT'S NOT.

BECAUSE JOHNNY DROWNED.

HE FELL OFF THE BRIDGE.

YEAH.

WELL, HE WAS PUSHED.

I JUST COULDN'T LET HIM LIVE LIKE THAT.

I JUST COULDN'T.

Hanson: KID LOSES HIS BEST FRIEND

AND CHANCES ARE HE'LL BE CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS HELPING A FRIEND.

THINK T.J. WILL GO TO PRISON?

I HOPE NOT.

HE SHOULD BE GOING TO A HOSPITAL.

HOW'S THAT GOING TO AFFECT THE CASE?

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW DID IT GO?

I GOT OFF.

CONGRATULATIONS.

DON'T CONGRATULATE ME.

IT WASN'T A SMART THING TO DO.

I THINK THE NEXT TIME

I HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS BEFORE DRIVING HOME

I'LL THINK TWICE.