Original subtitles

Punishment by putting one around a heated bronze pillar

Don't!

Let me go...

Castration

I don't want to be eunuch...

Chop

No...

Skin

10 most severe punishments in Ching Dynasty

Dead

You killed him

No

I didn't kill him, I didn't...

Why me? I didn't kill him

Why should I kill him? I didn't kill him

I didn't...

No, I didn't kill him

Aphrodisiac

No, I didn't kill him...

Court

Court

Summon Yang Ni-mu and Little Cabbage

Summon Yang Ni-mu and Little Cabbage

How dare you raise your head?

I am now asking you,

did you hooked with Yang

to kill your husband Got Siu-tai?

Your Honour, I am framed

You should be punished before confessing

Men, hit her ass 20 times

Yes

Your Honour, I am framed...

Your Honour, I am framed, don't hit me...

Your Honour, I beg you...

Sir, the execution is over

Cabbage, confess or not?

Your Honour, I am framed

Yang Ni-mu

Your Honour, I swear

I didn't do that

By the way, you'd have evidence Now, you have no evidence at all

How can you prove I am guilty?

No evidence, fine

Man, summon the local district manager

On your knees

Your Honour

The prescription you wrote is the best evidence

how you explain?

Why aphrodisiac is added?

You've to answer me

The coroner examined the corpse of Got Siu-tai

It's proved that, he ate aphrodisiac,

his death is caused by penis explosion

Yang, do you want to deny?

I have nothing to do with Got Siu-tai

But you have secret affair with Little Cabbage

You are educated, how dare you do such evil deed?

I didn't do it

Fine, I'll wait and see how long can you keep your mouth shut

Men, prepare for penalties

Your Honour, I am a scholar, student of His Majesty,

according to the law, you can't do physical punishment to me

Men, lock him up first

Yes

Little Cabbage

I am now asking you again, confess or not?

I didn't do it

Alright, I will let you try the fingers clips. Men

No, Your Honour no, no...

Execute now

Yes!

What's your relationship with Yang Ni-mu?

When did you start your adultery? Tell me honestly

I didn't have any secret affair with Yang

Clip

Yes

I am telling the truth now

Tell me from when you knew Yang

Scholar Yang is always considerate,

it's a must to raise the rent

But, there is drought lately

our business is affected

We don't have good harvest too

Our living is so difficult,

I hope you would be considerate, why not raise the rent next year?

Well...

I understand your situation, but...

Tiny feet?!

I've got an idea,

since your daughter is not working at home

Why not serve me as a house keeper?

And she can serve my wife, just take it as rent

I will give you another 100 taels

What do you think?

I love it, but I have to ask my daughter first

Sure

Daughter

My master loves women with tiny feet

Your daughter may probably become his concubine

I wonder if she likes it or not?

Young Master, no problem

I will ask someone to bring you the contract some days later

Thank you, Scholar Yang

Young Master, tea please

Madam, tea please

Get up

Please give me instructions

I've Siu-tao to serve me

you needn't serve me

You are titled to be Assistant House Keeper, but

there is no difference between you and a maid

You've to clean the house

and do every domestic work, understand?

Yes, Madam

We have strict regulations here

You can't do anything harmful

to our reputation

Or, you'll receive severe punishment

Yes, madam

It's your turn

You have said everything

Honey, I feel sick

Would you feel the pulse for me?

Are you called Little Cabbage?

Yes, Miss

My sister-in-law seems to be tough, but she's a kind heart

She is my nanny who serves me

Nanny?

Have you eaten yet?

Let's eat together

I am easy going

Nanny, ask someone to prepare our meal

Alright

Give way

We've to enjoy life by all means

Don't miss a chance to stay with nice bodies

I'm gifted

Unlimited sperms will born after being ejaculation

I'm happy to be screwed by you

But try all your best Make it 3000 times

2800, go in

Don't stop, to give me fun

I am listening to you

My little dicky, don't leave me alone

My little baby, your request is bothering me

I know you are not easily satisfied

I've cooked the aphrodisiac with tortoise's blood

I will give you great fun

Why don't you add more?

Do you want to kill me?

This is a kind of strong drug,

you can't eat more than 0.2 tael

Otherwise, you will be killed

I want 4 lustful instruments

First of it, Lustful Bell

It's for the introduction to wonderful sex

It will stimulate your tits

to turn you on

And this is exciting too

It's for stimulating your pussy

To water you with semen

Shake it, isn't it comfortable?

Isn't it exciting?

I want it, give it to me

Honey, I can stand no more

Put it inside the bag

After meeting water, it will expand

It's called Mr Horn

Hair Circle is used with Mr Horn

It will give you

great fun

It gives you great satisfaction

The movement of it will bring great joy to your soul

It seems that you are staying in the paradise

I can't stand it, honey, I beg you

Who is it?

Honey, I want fun

Since Yang loves your tiny feet

and bought you back

You should have fallen in love with him for you daily acquaintance

I don't believe you are

just his servant

It's the fact, Your Honour

Bull shit

You won't talk if I don't give you punishment, right?

Men, hit her 50 times

Yes

No, please be merciful

I am going to tell...

Tell me honestly, now!

We didn't have any adultery

How dare you!

Right, Young Master seems loving me

But we didn't have adultery

Where is your money?

Master, we are poor

We don't have that much money

Bull shit

I did see Yang giving you 100 taels

If you don't give them to me, I will kill your family

Don't go!

Dad, mom, you were killed terribly

Do you have enough money to bury your parents?

Young Master

Sit

I've got enough money

And I still have a bracelet Thank you

It's the fault of that 100 taels

They didn't have the luck to take the money

Now, this is your home

I will take care of you, and no one will bully you anymore

Young master, don't do that

Don't...

Young master, don't

Please forgive me, my parents had just passed away

If you are fond of me,

please wait one more year, after the filial memorial year,

I would like to marry you as your concubine

Alright, filial behaviour is valued by Chinese

I will wait for you

Your Honour,

I told the truth

Please trust me

Your Honour, if she tells the truth,

there may be some story behind

You'd collect more evidence before next trial

Alright, men

Lock Little Cabbage up first

Adjourn

Hoi-sing, what the hell is it?

Mom, why are you here with Hoi-sing?

Dad, did they admit

that they are guilty?

Why are you so nervous?

Hoi-sing, why don't you tell the truth now?

Bastard, what's wrong? Tell me

Got Siu-tai was...

poisoned to death by me

You bastard

You seduced other's wife?

I wanna beat you to death,

I wanna beat you to death

Help, granny, help...

Stop

If you want to kill him, just kill me first

Mom

He is the single son

of our family

Shek-tung, I wanna beg you

Mom, please don't, get up first

Just forgive him, think something to save him please

The only way

is to put all the blames on Yang

Bastard, tell me the true story

Since the day which Yang went for a business trip

I will be back few days later

Can't you stand few days?

Take good care of Little Cabbage

You want to make her your concubine,

I can tell it

Don't be nosy

You've to go now

Honey, I will show you to the door

No, just stay

Take care

Come on, I will teach you sewing

Let me accompany you

Send a letter to Mr Lau for me

Be careful, don't let anyone see it

I've got it, Madam

This is called Penis with pearl

They all have names

There are three pearls

Five

And this is the most wonderful one, with 9 pearls

There are nine pearls round the penis

Once get in touch,

even the bitch will cry for help

So wonderful?

Of course, I've one too

Can your wife stand that?

She crazy fonds of it

Mr Lau, a letter from Madam

Go home first

whenever I remember the joy of us in bed,

I will feel hot and shy

Dr Yam, I've something urgent to do

Let's do the operation later

I see, let me see you to the door

Damn it

What can I help you?

This part, I want to make it bigger

You know, I am a nanny

If I don't have a pair of big tits, what a shame?

I understand

But what kind of shape do you like?

Papaya?

Bowl?

Bag?

Or, this tiny one?

I want...

Super big size

Alright, come in and let's talk

Come on...

Hurry up then

Impossible

You are much better than my husband, I love it

So wonderful

So comfortable, so comfortable...

So comfortable

Who is it?

Shit, we have been seen by Little Cabbage

I am afraid she would...

The only choice we have is to kick her out of here

Come on, he is Got Siu-tai

This is my present to Little Cabbage

And...

It's him!

I know it's rather cheap

I hope you would be considerate

Don't mind this

If I mind you,

I wouldn't have let Little Cabbage marry you

Although you are poor, you are quite honest

Thank you, thank you for flattering me

His wife must be a very bad luck woman

Unless she has a big room for him as I have

You know,

his dick is as long as the donkey's

Not even a hooker dare sleep with him

He is famous for that

I love it

Isn't it that big?

That big

It reaches the floor

I am no kidding, don't you believe me?

Get a chance to look at it, it's really big

Why does Madam marry me to him so suddenly?

It must be the peeping!

I have to piss...

Where are you going?

To make you face the heaven with your stomach!

OK, I will let you go

I won't marry him, I won't!

Why do you go? You are asking for it

Anyway, you've married me

Don't worry, I will take good care of you

That's too much, come...

Don't touch me, get lost

I don't want to sleep, I don't want to sleep

Don't be afraid, I will let you sleep yourself

I don't want to sleep, get away...

I know myself

Don't come here, don't push me...

Would you stop screaming for one night?

Let's separate

Don't move so fast, I can't stand it

No, I feel so excited

Loosen a bit

Adultery

Hold it, it'll be alright soon

If you go on like this,

I will seduce Got Siu-tai

If yes, just come forward

No, I've to cool down

Get something to do

Calm down...

Unwrap the present...

Book!

Read book...

You want to kill me?

If you want to do, do with the doll, don't bother me

Let me help you

No, you will die

Let me take the responsibility as a wife

The inn is just ahead

It's so windy

Let's hide up first

Ki Dan-fung, you defeated me last time

This time, I want you to beg for mercy

Win Chung-lung, how dare you say so?

I want to defeat you within three stances

Cut the crap, come on

I won't give it a damn

"Invincible Mouth"

"Oral Attack"

I don't think you have

any wonderful stance

Your tool is not that powerful

How about you?

You said you have made your dick to 1 ft 8 inches long,

but after 3 months' practice, it's still 1 ft 6 inches

No improvement at all

You are wrong, I will let you enjoy the best you've ever had

How about if you can't?

I will live in seclusion then

Alright

Light touch

Wonderful

Watch mine

"Invincible Wheel"

This is so call "Invincible Wheel"

"Wonder Screw"

"Ejaculation"

"My invincible rod" will expand when meeting water

Do you know how great I am?

How is it?

This is the most wonderful time I've ever tried in these months

Pal, come out

Young Master, he is asking you

Go

Heroes, I didn't intend to peep

I know, but you have seen so much

I am afraid you would feel too excited to hurt yourself

No, I won't

You can't cheat me

I beg you, would you let me go?

Don't give yourself hard time

Let my wife to solve your sexual problem

No, thanks

Are you afraid, or are you scared?

No, but she is my friend's wife

Why?

No, I don't want it It's not moral

But you have to enjoy life anytime anywhere

You may do it any where you like!

Don't you think I am not a decent man?

No

I've learned it suddenly

Sex is something necessary in one's life

Good

You are my friend then

Brother Lung

I've made some toys

Take this as my gifts to you two

See whether you know how to use it

These are the 4 lustful instruments

Of course I know how to use it

If you meet any problem,

just come to me

Let's try these funny stuff, honey

When can I get you?

In this place

If you hear the scream of joy,

then you can find us

Master, Madam married

Little Cabbage to Got since your absence

Who is Got?

The one with the longest dick in this town

This is made by her, she intended to give it to you

But, it's too late

Honey, you are back?

Tell me, what fault did Little Cabbage commit?

Why did you marry her to Got?

I don't like you to take a maid as concubine

How dare you?

Counter attack!

Why did you hit me?

I'll tie you up & hit you

Let me go...

Lie down

How dare you hit me?

Everyone knows Got has got a long dick

No, it's gifted

Do you want to make Little Cabbage...

be screwed to death?

No...

Yes...

I can't imagine

You hit me for that bitch

Shut up...

Don't you think she can't take it? She loves it

Stop, stop talking!

Freeze! You don't even give me enough satisfaction

How can you marry Little Cabbage?

Isn't she the one who married with Got Siu-tai?

She walks unsteadily, she must have been...

Why so hurry?

You are sending your husband lunch and sex, right?

I, Lau Hoi-sing loves to serve bitch

You creeper, what do you want?

Got doesn't know how to take care of you

Marry me, you will enjoy luxury life

Son of a bitch, how dare you take my wife's advantage

Siu-tai

I wanna beat you to death...

Forget it

Don't make any more trouble

What are you looking? None of your business

Got, I will take my revenge

It's hot

Can you make it? Will the form changed?

Mine are small, but they are attractive too

What is this?

Breakfast

Now, it starts

In fact, I've done many breast surgery

I've never failed

This operation is very simple

Just put the grass in the bowl for burning

Then put in on your breast

turn 30 times left and right

It's of no pain

Good effect, right? So I am doing it now

Honey, Mr Lau has come

Well, you do it for her

Wait

I want this

Alright

Write the birth date of the one

you know on this charm

Then he or she can never see you

Then you can do whatever you want

Is that real?

Give my your birth date

I was born on Jan 10

in the year of Ting Yau, at 6 o'clock

You know each other?

I believe that

Here are 100 taels

Other than your head,

you can't wear anything

So windy tonight

She can't see me at all

What's wrong?

Who is it?

Who is it?

Scream, you can never escape

Help...

Let me go...

Help...

Ghost...

Siu-tai, come and help me

A ghost wants to rape me

How dare you bother my wife

Don't touch her

No

Siu-tai, don't!

Siu-tai, are you alright?

Siu-tai, how are you?

Siu-tai

Don't touch my wife

Siu-tai, go, go now

Do you want to escape?

Siu-tai, how are you? Help...

Somebody is killed

Siu-tai...

How are you? Don't scare me!

Help, murder!

Your honour,

although I have known Little Cabbage for ages,

you can't frame me up

I've heard that Yang Ni-mu has a sharp tongue

I have my way to let you confess

Your Honour

You'd know you can't physically punish a scholar

How about if you are not?

This letter is from your examiner,

your scholarship is voided now

Take a look at it

Men, hit him

Yes

Let him on his knees

Tow him

If only you confess, I won't beat you up

I didn't commit any crime, I have nothing to confess

Alright, you still keep your mouth shut

How is it? Do you want to confess now?

I am framed

Men, do it again, until he is willing to confess

Yes

Your Honour, please be merciful

I confess...

Since Got's got hurt, you've given him treatment, right?

Yes

So, the prescription was written by you

Right

You're severely hurt

You've to take one month's rest or more

You'd take good care of your health

Go to take the medicine from my drugs store

I won't charge you

Thank you, Master

Sorry, I didn't take good care of you

You suffered so much

In fact, I am ill fated

But I am fine

Why didn't you reject this marriage?

You should know that,

I will decide for you

Since Madam doesn't like me

it's not good for me to stay here

I don't want to give you difficulties

How could she make the decision?

Little Cabbage, listen to me

You know, I always miss you

But I am married

Siu-tai treats me nice

Why do you cheat your own self?

Leave him and stay with me

No

Sorry, I didn't mean it

Listen to me

Young Master, please don't

How can I marry with 2 husbands?

If only we love each other,

no one can separate us

Impossible, we can't stay together

Mrs Got, here comes the medicine

Thank you

Come to my drugs store for the herbs, I am leaving now

Mr Lau, these are new arrivals, buy some

Alright

What's the matter?

Some drugs are not available outside,

I will take care of here, leave now

He must have seen Got Siu-tai

Shut

he will know our affair sooner or later

This aphrodisiac is very strong

After eating, he will die if there is no release

So the people will say Little Cabbage murders her husband

And Yang will be involved too

If they mate, Got's got big dick

Little Cabbage'll be screwed to death

So, no one knows our affair

But...

If this is disclosed, we will die

Your Honour, from my point of view,

"One tael of aphrodisiac"

isn't like the calligraphy of my master

Bull shit, do you have good eyesight?

I am old indeed...

But judge from the calligraphy,

it's only alike but...

How dare you

You've just said no, now you said it's alike

You couldn't make up your mind yet

Men, lock him up first

Summon Little Cabbage

Yes

Lock him up

Your Honour, I am framed

Your Honour, please don't hit again

I don't have adultery with Yang

Are you confessing?

Men, prepare the rod

Yes

No

I am framed...

I confess now...

Go ahead

I can't have any adultery

with Mr Yang

How dare you...

For I am still a virgin

To prove it

I will let a doctor to check it out tomorrow

If it is fake, don't blame me of giving you severe punishment

Adjourn

What's the matter?

We are ordered to do so

Don't

What are you doing?

Let you try the fun of sex

Don't come over...

Please let me go

don't come over

No, please let us go

No...

You can't fight with me

You are shameless

You are wrong, in fact,

I don't want a poor girl to suffer so much

You won't kill your husband, will you?

Are you instructed...

by Yang?

No, he didn't kill

Little Cabbage, according to the law of Ching Government

There are many severe punishments you never tried

He is a scholar

Even if he is proved guilty,

someone'll ask for mercy for him

Yang won't die

Think over it

Your Honour, I've checked

I discovered that Little Cabbage isn't a virgin

Your Honour, it's they...

Stop shouting, madam, you may go

Men, hit her mouth

Yes

Are you hurt?

Are you confessing or not?

How about you?

Why do you push me?

I am framed

You still keep your mouth shut

Men, hand Yang

Stab the fingers of Little Cabbage

No, no...

Your Honour, she faints

Wake her up

Be merciful...

Stab her again

Yes

Yang won't die

I confess now...

Stop

I do have adultery with Yang

He asked me to poison Got to death

Why do you say so?

We didn't do anything, we are innocent

You tell them, it's fake

More punishment

Yes

Young Master, confess now

Or you will suffer more, just admit it

I am innocent...

You still deny it?

Men, rod

Yes

I... I admit...

Young Master

Your Honour

Now, it's proved that they are guilty

Other than adultery,

Yang and Little Cabbage murdered Got Siu-tai

It's a capital offence, they will be executed after Autumn

Your Honour, you've said...

Lock them up

Your Honour...

Lau Shek-tung, you lied to me...

You cheated me

After my death, you've to take good care of my wife

Brother, she has adultery with Lau Hoi-sing

This letter is picked up by nanny from Dr Yam's clinic

That's why that bastard official wants to set us up

He wants me to be the scapegoat for his son

Brother, I will report this to the supreme court

This is yours

That bastard official

will stop you from going

Before going to capital,

go to find Win Chung-lung in the forest

Tell him my name,

he and his wife will help you

Where can I get them?

Do we want to ask someone?

May I know...

Who are you? What do you want?

I think you want to rob and rape

If you want to rob, no problem, but if you want to rape,

my lady can't be raped by you bastards

Just rape me

Nanny

Do you want to go to supreme court for Yang?

Stop dreaming

Someone mentions Yang's name, go and save her now

You haven't finished yet

If you're willing to devote yourself to me, I won't kill you

Come on, undress...

Take off your hands

Thank you for saving us

What happened to Yang?

I am his friend Win Chung-lung

Mr Win

My master is being framed up,

he will be killed after Autumn

Do you want me to save him from jail?

No, he knows you are great kung-fu fighters

He wishes you would send us to the capital

Yeah

Miss, I've checked that,

the judge of supreme court

would pass here

Give way...

Nanny, hurry up, hurry

Your Honour, we are framed

I want to report a frame-up case

Please give us justice

We won't allow such way of reporting case

Your Honour...

Miss

Your Honour

Miss

Your Honour, my brother is framed

Miss

why not ask Brother Win to save him from jail?

No, I've to report this case for my brother

Miss

Give way

Miss, stop begging him

If I don't go, my brother will die

Stop pulling me

Frame up, it's a frame up

It's a frame up, Your Honour

Stop

My brother is being framed up

of murdering

Please bring justice to him!

My brother is framed to murder Got Siu-tai

The Magistrate Lau Shek-tung didn't give a fair trial

But he kept on beating him to force him admit guilty

He will be killed after Autumn

please give a fair trial!

Miss Yang

you know the requirement for an appeal?

I don't know

You've to prove you're sincere by rolling on a pins bed in nude

You are willing to do the sacrifice for your brother,

this proves there is story behind the case

For justice,

I will re-trial this case

Why do you bring me here?

I want to let you eat something good

You will be executed tomorrow

Isn't it after Autumn?

Go

Why did you admit it?

I couldn't stand you being tortured

I feel so bad to see you being hit

Lau told me, he said you are a scholar,

even you are proved guilty, you won't die

They beated me day by day

I couldn't suffer anymore

Young Master, please forgive me

I mistook you

That bastard!

For his son's sake...

You know your wife and...

I know it

Please don't, young master...

Please don't

It's all my fault

I was too curious to discover the adultery of them

If not were this,

she wouldn't have married me with Got

Young Master, about the prescription,

why did you add aphrodisiac?

I suspected that it was done by that bitch

Because,

she always stayed in the drugs store

Why did she be that cruel to us?

She was afraid you would told me their adultery

Court

This...

Jane, I am asking you

Do you have adultery with Lau Hoi-sing?

Your Honour, I am framed

Bull shit

If you don't have adultery with Lau,

why did you force Little Cabbage to marry Got?

And imitated the calligraphy of Yang to change the prescription,

so as to poison Got to death?

I want a true story

Your Honour, I let Little Cabbage marry Got,

because I don't want her to seduce my husband

About the other charges,

I didn't do any!

Little Cabbage, is that the truth?

Your Honour

She worried that I would tell her

adultery to Young Master

So she kicked me away

Bitch, don't frame me up

How dare you!

You still want to cover the truth?

Men, serve her with punishment

Your Honour

Is this letter written by you?

Yes or no?

No

Lau Hoi-sing, you have read this in Dr Yam's office, tell me

I've not read this love letter, never

You didn't read this, how do you know this is a love letter?

I guessed so

You are so smart

1 tael of aphrodisiac

The calligraphy is the same as this letter

You still

want to deny?

Your Honour, I am framed

You won't confess if not being punished

Men, prepare the punishment

No, no, Your Honour, no...

Your Honour

Today, you are not the main judge

Why do you offend him?

Your Honour...

No, please don't

Execute

Dad

Confess or not

I have nothing to confess

See how long can you stand

Men, prepare the standing cage

Yes

I am framed

I am framed

Add the sand bags

Yes

More

Your Honour

You should be fair as being a judge

Mr Lau, no matter what you are, it's fair if you've committed crime

I confess now

Hoi-sing, just confess

I confess now

Siu-tai, are you feeling better?

I will give you something sweet for your medicine

Thank you

Siu-tai...

How are you? What's wrong with you?

How are you? Are you crazy?

Siu-tai, what's wrong with you?

No

Let me down. No

No, Siu-tai, don't

Let me go

I want it, let me do it

Let me down You will kill me

Tie me up, I can't control myself

How are you?

I suffer...

Are you feeling better?

It's so big

No way, it's going to explode

What's wrong with it?

Why there is aphrodisiac?

What?

Young master shouldn't add this in

What are you doing?

If I don't let you do it, you will die

No, you will die, go

No...

Go...

I won't care

I can't let you die

I am useless, I can't do it

None of your business, forget about me

I can't let you die

Hurry up... Hurry...

Siu-tai...

You can't die You can't die

You can't die If you die, what'll I do?

I can't let you die, get up

Siu-tai, get up

I have had adultery with Lau Hoi-sing

But it's Lau who wanted to kill Got

He asked me to add in aphrodisiac

Now, here comes the truth

Yang and Little Cabbage are innocent

Lau Shek-tung dares harbour his son

He should be exiled to the boundary until his death

Lau and Jane murdered Got Siu-tai

They should be capital punished

The bitch should ride on a wooden donkey for a parade

The adulterer should be drowned to death in a cage for pigs

Your Honour, please forgive me

No...

Please forgive me...

No, please forgive me

Young Master, if you don't mind

I would like to serve you

You broke my big tits, you have to pay me money

I've no money

If you don't pay me, I will break yours

I will counter attack too