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If you've seen any rom -coms, then you
already know, science and physics nerds
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are the best out here.
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For all my fellow nerds out there, try
some of these pickup lines on the
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Girl, I got my eye on you.
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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Is there a science room nearby?
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Because I'm picking up on our chemistry.
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Hey, you gotta get her.
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New plan.
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Let's convert our potential energy into
kinetic energy.
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Smooth.
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Forget hydrogen.
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You're my number one man.
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That'd be a pain in the ass.
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Diego?
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Yeah, Mom?
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When are you going to get a real job and
stop with this podcast session?
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Mom, we're in the middle of an episode.
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I don't care. Listen, I'm your stepmom,
not your maid.
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I'm going to head over to Grandma's for
a bit.
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I need you to fold up this clothes.
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And tidy up your room while I'm gone,
got it?
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Alright, yeah, sure.
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Yo, your mom's kind of hot with you,
sis.
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Shut up, man.
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Help me real quick so we can get this
over with.
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For sure.
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Yeah, I fucking hate doing laundry.
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Yeah, it's boring,
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man.
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Bro, what the fuck? Are you fixing my
mom's underwear?
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Well, I kind of got a thing for it, man.
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Your mom's real hot.
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What the fuck? Are you serious, bro?
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Yeah, I mean, it's totally a thing.
Like, people buy underwear online.
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Really? Yeah, they buy used girls'
underwear.
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No way. For real?
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For real. Here, bro, like, let me show
you.
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Look at that.
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See?
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No fucking way. Yeah, bro. Girls are
making bank with this.
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Really? Yeah, like, look at all these
girls selling underwear.
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Shit. You know what we should do?
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Huh?
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We could start selling them.
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Where would we get underwear, though?
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Fuck it, we could use our moms.
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Bro, that's fucking genius.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, we already got the podcast,
though. Oh, yeah, we got some fans for
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podcast. Fuck, it might work out good.
Yeah, we could advertise on there. Maybe
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they want it.
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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Wait,
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don't get my face. For sure, no, I got
you.
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Got it.
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Let me call Melanie.
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Hey.
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Hi, Melanie.
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Yeah, um, you know that podcast thing
the boys are into?
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Um, yeah, that podcast thing is, I don't
know.
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It's taken up all of his time and it's
just kind of, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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You might want to come over now.
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Okay.
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No.
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We need to do something.
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Get him out here and have a talk with
him right now.
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Rico!
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Get your ass in here right now!
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What the fuck? That was my stepmom.
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Shit.
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What are you doing here? First of all,
first of all, I'm your stepmom.
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Because if I was mom, you'd get your ass
beat right now. Same for you.
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You are lucky I'm your stepmom.
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What are you doing?
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What's going on in the fucking podcast?
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Nothing. We're just talking to our
parents.
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Talking about what?
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Don't think we don't know.
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What are you talking about? You know
what?
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Have a fucking seat. We think alike,
girl.
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Have a seat.
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No. Have a seat. You heard me.
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Pull them out. Where are they?
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Show you what?
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Our panties.
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Look,
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we know everything.
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Okay? We saw.
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So show us the fucking panties.
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Okay. These are yours, right? Yeah,
those are mine.
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Oh.
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Oh, these are me.
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These are... Those are yours.
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Are you fucking...
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This is some bullshit. I'm not even
playing with you.
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So you guys think you can make money
taking pictures of our panties and
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them?
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No.
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You know what?
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Pull out your cell phone.
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My cell phone?
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Pull your fucking phone down.
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Okay.
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All right, maybe you can make money
taking a picture of this.
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What? Come here.
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Did you get it?
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Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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Now it's time to teach your boy the
lesson.
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Move over.
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What
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are
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you looking at?
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I see what you're looking at.
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What is it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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I'm excited to watch this.
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Yeah. I'm excited to watch this.
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I thought it was really nice to see
both.
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Look at that. They both got excited
watching us kiss, didn't they?
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Unzip.
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Oh, you just took them all the way off.
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Wow, you were ready for this, weren't
you?
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Yeah.
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You did like that kiss, didn't you?
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You like that kiss?
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Can I taste?
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Yeah. Take a taste?
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Looks like you like it.
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That's what you were thinking about this
whole time? Yeah.
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Hold me, love.
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Don't you dare.
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Don't you dare.
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Pull my dress up.
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Pull it up.
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I don't know.
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Take those off.
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Just take it off.
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Okay.
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What's wrong? You guys are nervous?
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It's okay honey, you can take it Enjoy
it I
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don't have fucking permission Let's get
over here I don't have
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permission
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We're in control now.
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This will shut him up for a second.
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You want to steal our panties? That's
what happens.
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It felt good.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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You taste my pussy?
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Yeah, I like it.
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How about both?
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Oh, fuck yes. How about both? Oh,
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wow. Should we be doing this?
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Oh, snap.
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Just enjoy it.
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Mommy's being naughty today.
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That was really naughty.
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I want to watch you fuck her.
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I want you to lay down on your back so I
can watch.
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Yeah? I'm ready for it. I want you to
lay down.
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Get right there.
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Are you
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okay
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mom?
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Oh, my gosh.
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You like the way mommy licks you?
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It's okay.
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You still look nervous.
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Oh, yes.
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It's like that dick on your tongue.
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Yes.
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Oh, you did so good.
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Thank you.
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Oh yes.
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So good on you, dear.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Just sort of a deep breath. Deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep,
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deep. Yes, yes.
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Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah. Yeah. I like that, don't you?
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Yeah. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
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Oh, yes, that was too good.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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I can't wait to take it out.
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Oh, fuck.
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We taught them a good lesson.
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