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Oh
My first visitor see how this goes oh
Hi there, I want a ticket a
Ticket I love the carnival and I won
And I finally won one oh, so you wanna a fries yeah, where's your fries?
All right
The prize right I mean I it just said to come here to the address yeah
It came alone
Yeah, I think I'm the only winner
Okay, right big heart
bigger ass
Yeah, you're definitely the winner. I am the winner. Yeah, come inside man
Come right in don't mind if I do
Wow, that's um
Pretty nice thing you got back there. Oh, thanks, but where's my where's my prize? Oh, let me see the ticket
Did you feel that
Yeah, so this type of energy that just you know
It just moves in the place when you give me the ticket
Anyway, take a seat. Yeah. Yeah, take a seat right there
Okay
Yeah, so, you know, I was off of work today didn't go to the carnival at all
But my friend Jackie, you know, he was doing a rock was today. Yeah, and the ticket you won
You know
It's very special
like how special like you want something big like
enormous
Yeah, like what long
I'll be happy that like a six-incher. Yeah, I'm happy with that too about that there
So do you know what your prize is? I?
mean a
Sub yeah subway subway. Yeah, like a sandwich. Yeah, like so we sandwich
Yeah, like a you know firehouse up. Okay, you're more like the Jersey Mike's comic, you know
Yeah, you gave me those vibes
so
Peaches your name, right? Yeah
Yeah, you know that energy for the ticket yes, I caught it's like, ah, you know what that means no psychotic
Psychotic, okay
Yeah, so I got a magic trick to show you. Oh, oh, I love magic. Okay
One plus one two two plus three
Five seven plus three I have no idea. Nice. That's ten then ten seconds to take your clothes off
Take my clothes off. You got ten seconds if you want your prize. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Two appointments today, this is different
Oh
I just got back from the carnival and I was told to ask for mr. Rogers. Um, I
Usually don't do two in a day, but I guess I can make an exception. Um
Yeah, you qualify yeah, yeah come in
Welcome to my uh
Circus you have a beautiful place. Yeah, I do
Oh god, um, uh, uh, is she dead? I don't know. I fucked her. I fucked her earlier. Oh
We're so glad you're okay
Taking a little sex nap. Oh, yeah
Oh Santa I could do to you
Yeah, I could do a lot, you know
Yeah, so where's your ticket?
Oh
Did you feel that it was like, you know like Tourette's
So let's see a magic trick
Okay, what's zero point five plus zero point five
I'm not sure I didn't pass math. That's why I dropped out
Yeah, get the fuck out guys again. Um, what's one plus one?
Seven
Okay, what's seven plus zero? Oh seven
What seven plus zero?
Zero
What's zero plus seven?
Two
What's two plus seven?
Sixty-nine
All right, you got exactly 11 seconds to get undressed
Oh, okay, let me
Oh, you're getting five
And I'm taking your ticket. No, that's I just won that
Yeah, I worked really really hard. You must have blew the conductor
You guys have fun. I cannot take anymore
All right, well let the games begin
Oh
Oh
Okay, yeah, are you oh, yeah, yeah, I was just so tired
Yeah, so did you want to get to I did
Come here ask for mr. Rogers same
So extra lucky cuz you're here
so like
Question what would you be interested in like?
Do you think he'd be down
I totally would be down
Ready ready go. Oh, I don't know
Should we go find it? Yeah
Mr. Rogers, are you there? Mr. Rogers?
Please listen
Oh
Yeah, take that dick girl
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Oh, yeah, oh that's amazing
Oh my god
Very yummy
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Bitch
Oh
No
Oh
Oh, yeah
Oh
Oh
Um
So good
Oh
Look how pretty you look
Um
Oh, what time is it? Oh fuck two appointments today. This was a lot. Okay
Hey
Hey, listen you guys gotta
Hey, man, listen, this ain't a sleepover here. Okay
You got your prize now it's time to get the fuck out
Respectfully
Yeah, yeah, not to be mean to nothing. But listen man, my cock is sore and i'm tired
You know
All right, you know you guys are hot and all fat asses and all but you know, I gotta get my beauty sleep, man
Roger yeah, yeah not to come all crazy, but you guys are hot man. But listen
Next tuesday, you know, you know, I give you another ticket, you know, yeah, you know pull up. Yeah
You know if I got that again, but you know
a little less
Agreed. All right. So you ladies have a good night and uh, keep it tight
Bye bye
Yes sir ski
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