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La Fabrique
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You think you’re man enough
to fight me, you little shit?
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You’re a drunk piece a shit!
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You’re both drunk pieces a shit!
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– Both of you sit the fucking down!
– Shit him!
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They’re noisy.
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– Fuck you, bitch!
– You son a bitch!
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They’re nasty.
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You done spilled
that on my titties, skank!
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They’re white trash.
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And when you give them
a little Pabst Blue Ribbon,
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they can’t help getting arrested!
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Tonight, on an all new…
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White Trash in Trouble.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon and white trash.
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It’s a deadly combination
that can lead to prison time
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and children being taken away
from their homes.
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This white trash home in Colorado
seems innocent enough.
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What the fuck?
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But the children in this home
live in a world of neglect.
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There’s no heating, no groceries.
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And if you look closely
in the backyard,
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you can even make out
what appears to be a meth lab.
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– Down on the ground!
– Let’s move!
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Get down now!
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My babies!
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Don’t take my babies!
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– You’re hurting my arm.
– My babies!
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You’re hurting me!
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Please look at the camera and say,
“I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.”
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I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.
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Good.
Get in the car.
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Poor people being arrested.
What a rare occurrence!
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Kenny, wave!
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Kenny sent to a foster home.
Pretty funny.
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Have a seat in there, kids.
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“Have a seat in there, kids.”
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The mother and father
will probably be released on Monday,
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but I guess the kids
will be taken away for good.
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Child protective services
will talk to them in the soft room.
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The soft room?
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The room we have set aside
for kids to feel safe in.
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Hi, how are you doing?
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My name’s Mr. Adams,
and I need to get some info from you.
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That sound OK?
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Can I see my mommy?
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No, sorry.
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I’ve been looking over your file.
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I see you’ve been horribly
physically and emotionally abused.
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That’s isn’t your case file,
it’s the Penn State University Gazette!
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That’s just a joke.
We like to have fun here.
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It is your case file,
I was all like,
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“It’s the Penn State Gazette!”
like a joke.
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You’re gonna be put
into a foster home,
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so I need to know
would you like to go
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to Neverland Ranch, a catholic church
or Penn State University?
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We’re having fun.
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I come up with these and the guys.
It’s good to laugh.
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I asked them if they wanted to go
to Neverland, a church or Penn State.
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I’m a trickster.
People say I’m meant for comedy.
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Here’s my head shot, just in case.
Can’t hurt, right?
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Are we all starting to feel better?
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Come on, how about that smile?
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I’m gonna get you to smile!
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I’m gonna get you to smile!
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A Penn State administrator
walks into a bar…
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Where’s that smile?
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How about this?
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Joe Paterno doesn’t walk
into a police station…
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Come on, that’s a good one.
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– Did you hear anything more?
– I don’t think Kenny’s coming back.
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My dad said
those child protective services
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are serious.
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We can’t let Kenny be sent away.
There’s gotta be something we can do.
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Guys, I’ve been working on it,
and I have some answers.
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Really?
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I’ve gone through every student,
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and I’m sure
that now that Kenny’s gone,
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the poor kid is Craig.
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That’s what you care about?
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– Who’s the poorest kid in school?
– Went through everybody.
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Craig’s got the most…
Here he comes.
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Your family get you that jacket
at Walmart or Kmart?
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– What are you talking about?
– Nothing, it’s cool.
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We would tell your parents
to shop at nicer places,
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but your mama’s so poor,
she can’t even pay attention.
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Mr. And Mrs. Weatherhead,
we have the new foster kids.
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Very good, we’ll take them from here.
Children, enter.
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Welcome to your new home.
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Before we show you around,
let’s get one thing clear.
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This is a very strict,
religious household.
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As long as you live here,
you will be agnostic.
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These are your foster
brothers and sisters.
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They are all strict agnostics.
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David, do you believe in God?
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– I don’t know.
– Right!
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There are two bedrooms upstairs,
boys and girls’ room.
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Your chores are listed on the doors.
Follow.
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You will eat only
at designated meal times.
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Beverages, you may take
from the refrigerator as you like.
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However, in this house,
you will drink only agnostic beverages.
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Dr Pepper and Diet Dr Pepper.
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Because what flavor is it?
It is neither root beer nor cola.
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Nobody is sure what flavor it is,
and nobody can be sure.
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Isn’t that right?
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– I don’t know.
– Good!
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This is awesome!
You think you got something?
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To find who the poorest kid is,
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I was able to see
which kids got those coupons
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they hand out for school lunch.
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Then I cross-referenced the kids
who were on half price lunches
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with the tax records
of people in town
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to see which kid’s parents
made the least money last year.
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Actually, Eric, it’s you.
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Now that Kenny’s gone,
your household has the lowest income.
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I’m sorry, pal.
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Oh, my God!
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It’s only a matter of time
before everybody finds this out.
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I won’t tell anybody.
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We’re not the only ones
to want to look into this!
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You think Kyle isn’t on a computer
trying to see who the poorest kid is?
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He’s gonna have such a field day,
that heartless Jew!
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I won’t give him the satisfaction.
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Let’s hear it for Kyle!
He’s so funny, isn’t he?
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With all his jokes
about Cartman being poor.
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You hear how poor Cartman’s mom is?
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His mama’s so poor
the ducks throw bread at her!
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That’s super funny!
Laugh it up, everyone!
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His mama’s so poor
that when she goes to KFC,
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she has to lick
other people’s fingers.
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I beat you to it, Kyel!
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My name is not “Kyel.”
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That’s kewl!
Whatever, Kyel!
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Must be nice
having everything you want!
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Hi, sweetie.
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Sit down.
We need to have a talk.
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What is it, this time?
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How are you going
to start bringing more money?
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What, hon?
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You have to start doing more.
What are you doing with your time?
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I’m working two jobs.
Mommy’s doing everything she can.
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The problem is that with Kenny gone,
I’m now the poorest kid in school.
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We’re in a tough economy.
What do you want me to do about it?
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We’re in a tough economy.
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What do I want you to do about it?
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Life isn’t handed to you!
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You can’t just sit on your ass
and expect for money to appear!
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We aren’t that much poorer
than most people.
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Not much…
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When you heard about the Last Supper,
you thought the food stamps ran out!
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It’s not funny!
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My mama’s so poor
she waves around a Popsicle
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and calls it air conditioning.
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I wish I could be put
in a cool foster home
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like Kenny’s family.
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It’s you.
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I was wondering when you’d appear.
You always come when I’m sad.
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You are going to be OK, Karen.
You have to keep believing that.
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Why did my mommy and daddy
go to jail?
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Sometimes, people do stupid things.
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They don’t realize
what should have come first,
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until it’s too late.
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– But I’m all alone now.
– You are not alone.
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No matter where you go,
no matter what you do,
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I will always be here.
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Do you understand?
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I’ll try, guardian angel.
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Don’t try, do.
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What in the name of nobody knows
are you doing, Karen?
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Policeman.
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Thanks for the tip.
We’ll check it out.
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Better call the lieutenant.
We got another meth lab in town.
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Got any needles on you?
Any crack pipes?
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My goodness, no!
I haven’t used drugs in quite a while.
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Then why is there
a meth lab in your backyard?
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What is going on?
Mom, what have you done?
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Were things so bad financially
you had to turn to a life of crime?
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My mama’s so poor
she uses Cheerios for earrings.
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Guess I’m off to a foster home, then.
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Hawaii is my first choice.
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Not exactly on the beach,
but maybe just a short walk away.
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It’s gonna take me years to recover
from being torn from my mom’s arms.
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Only the ocean breezes
and coconut trees can help me.
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When will you people learn
to lay off the Pabst Blue Ribbon?
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Now, look at the camera and say,
“I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.”
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I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.
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How you doing?
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My name’s Mr. Adams,
and I’m with child protective services.
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My head shot.
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I just need to get some information
from you if that’s OK.
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– Your mom was operating a meth lab.
– That’s right.
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And it also says here
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that Penn State
prefers to be losing at halftime.
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They like when you’re a little behind
in the locker room.
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That’s a joke.
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It’s a play on words.
We like to have fun here.
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– Do you think this is funny?
– We just like to have fun here.
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I’ll tell you.
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Being from a low-income household
isn’t funny.
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My mama’s so poor
she opened a Gmail account
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just so she could eat the spam!
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Is that supposed to be a joke?
You think you’re funny?
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A joke?
You think being poor is a joke?
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– Could be worse.
– How?
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Could be in Happy Valley.
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How old should you be
to stay away from Penn State?
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When my mom gets mad,
she can’t afford to fly off the handle,
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so she gotta go
Greyhound off the handle.
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Two Penn State administrators
walk into a butt…
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This is a long drive!
Are we in Hawaii yet?
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– Hawaii?
– That’s where I requested to be sent.
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You’re foster home is here.
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Pretty much
the exact opposite of Hawaii.
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Greeley?
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This is not the way
we’ve told you tidy up!
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Remember,
cleanliness is next to godliness.
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So make it kind of clean,
but not too much.
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Amanda,
more ambiguous on the dusting!
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Kenneth, answer the door.
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What the…
This is poorer than my old house!
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Your room is upstairs on the left.
Are you hungry?
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– You’re my new mom?
– You can call me “Mom” if you like.
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All right, how much do you make?
Like gross yearly income after taxes?
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This is where you’ll sleep
with your foster brothers.
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You will be clean, polite,
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and most importantly,
you will follow the agnostic code.
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“We can’t know if God or Christ exists.
They could.
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“There could be a giant reptilian bird
in charge of everything.
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“Can we be certain?
It’s pointless to talk about.”
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Say it with me.
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God damn,
I gotta sleep with six other people?
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How poor are we?
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We don’t take the Lord’s name in vain,
just in case there is one!
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Do you understand,
or do you need the punishment room?
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Hell, no!
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Mom!
Dad’s being mean to me!
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00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,340
Meem!
240
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:47,260
My name is not “Meem.”
241
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:55,640
I’m so nervous.
These kids all seem kind of mean.
242
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:58,810
– I’ll see you at recess, right?
– I’ll be there.
243
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,240
You’ve already been here a while.
You have to introduce me.
244
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,410
And make sure they know I’m cool.
You gotta have my back!
245
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,410
– Who’s this?
– This is Eric Cartman.
246
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:11,160
He lives with you at the foster home?
247
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,040
Listen!
I know our family is poor.
248
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,580
But before we lived there,
Kenny was poorer than me.
249
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,080
So technically,
he’s the poorest kid at this school.
250
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:22,880
What are you talking about?
The poor kid is Jacob Hallery.
251
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,840
Really?
252
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,850
His dad died five years ago.
His mom went crazy from depression.
253
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,430
So she can’t even keep a job.
254
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,310
Did you hear that?
We’re good!
255
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,850
I thought
we didn’t stand a chance, but now…
256
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,770
Everything’s gonna be OK!
257
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,280
’Cause I’m not
The poor kid at school
258
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,030
Let’s hear it for Jacob Hallery!
259
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,950
His mama’s so poor
she cuts coupons out
260
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,360
to be institutionalized!
261
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,280
Greeley, Colorado’s the place to be
262
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,870
It’s a whole new beginning
for you and me
263
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,460
Life can only get better
’Cause I know one simple simple rule
264
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:01,250
I’m not, he’s not
The poor kid at school
265
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,420
Did he do stuff like this
at your old school?
266
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,340
Let’s put our hands up!
267
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,550
Except for Jacob.
His mama only understands handouts.
268
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:16,060
We do not tolerate students
making fun of other students.
269
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,350
I wasn’t making fun.
270
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,230
A twenty-minute song
and dance number,
271
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:23,400
with forty seven
“your mama’s so poor” jokes
272
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,360
directed at Jacob Hallery,
273
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,360
which ended
in a finale with fireworks.
274
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,160
I was just teasing.
275
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,660
Your caseworker’s been notified,
and he’s not happy.
276
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,120
My caseworker…
Not this guy!
277
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,330
I know
this is a difficult adjustment,
278
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:43,460
but you can’t turn your frustrations
on a kid who can’t defend himself.
279
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:46,130
What do you think this is,
the shower room at Penn State?
280
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,340
I’m kidding.
We like to have fun.
281
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,430
So I was like, “Is this
the shower room at Penn State?”
282
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,300
I joke around.
This is my head shot.
283
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,720
Will you stop
with the Penn State jokes?
284
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:59,180
You’re just taking something topical
and revamping old catholic jokes.
285
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:04,480
And your mama jokes are better?
They’ve been around since the 50s.
286
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,740
What does this have to do
with anything?
287
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,110
Principal,
you gotta send help to the playground.
288
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,030
They’re about to beat up
that new kid.
289
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:16,990
Look at the new kid
and her wittle dolly.
290
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,200
You gonna cry some more
in class, wimp?
291
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,960
– Leave her alone.
– Shut up!
292
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,920
You foster twerps are all the same.
293
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,090
Come on, hand over the doll.
294
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,010
Who the hell is this?
295
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,470
How about you find
another little girl to pick on?
296
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,100
Mind your business, Peter Pan!
297
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,270
Karen McCormick is off limits.
298
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,610
Do you understand?
299
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,400
Make sure everybody
in this school knows.
300
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,500
And if this food comes as a gift
from some divine intelligence,
301
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,710
we understand
that an intelligent being
302
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:08,550
cannot blame us
for questioning its existence.
303
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,590
Nobody knows, nobody can know
if any deity is watching over us.
304
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,430
Except for Karen’s guardian angel.
305
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:20,470
Where did he take you
after he saved you?
306
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,940
He just took me back to my classroom.
Then he disappeared like always.
307
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,060
What have we told you
about making up angel stories?
308
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:28,690
But we saw him.
309
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,690
He leaped down from the sky!
310
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:34,280
And he kicked the crap
out of Jessica Pinkerton.
311
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,030
Stop it!
312
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,830
We do not speak
such certainties in this house!
313
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,330
Get down to the basement, all of you.
314
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,580
It’s time for the punishment room.
315
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,420
Did you see an angel?
316
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,220
I didn’t see an angel!
317
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,260
You can’t be certain of that!
You might have seen one!
318
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,930
Hit him again.
319
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,810
Are there such things as angels?
320
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,770
– Maybe?
– Good!
321
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:11,900
What do we do?
322
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,990
What is the meaning of life?
323
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,950
It’s impossible to know!
324
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,530
That’s right!
325
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,620
Who could that be?
326
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,540
Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead,
I’ve received some disturbing news
327
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:32,710
that all you’re providing
the children to drink is soda.
328
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,720
I told on you!
329
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,760
What business is that of yours?
330
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:40,930
Child protective services
is accountable for these kids!
331
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,220
– Have I given you my head shot?
– We have that.
332
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:46,390
Are you only giving these kids
Dr Pepper to drink?
333
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,650
If we want to serve agnostic beverages,
by God-ish, we’ll do it!
334
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,860
The children here are undisciplined
and talking about certainty of angels!
335
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,530
Excuse me?
336
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,120
Let’s have a look around.
337
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:06,870
What the…
338
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,750
Who did this?
339
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,920
What is that?
340
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:21,550
It was like…
341
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,310
a little mystery person
flying around.
342
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:27,680
Almost like some kind of…
agnostic angel.
343
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,820
Oh, my God!
344
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,990
– What’s going on?
– We don’t know.
345
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,080
We can’t possibly know.
346
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,660
What have I done?
347
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:51,330
I took you from your parents
without checking into where you went.
348
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,500
I put innocent children
into a dangerous environment.
349
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,210
What am I?
A recruitment coach for Penn State?
350
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,640
It’s not funny!
351
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,260
There’s nothing but Dr Pepper, right?
352
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,930
There can’t be.
353
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,110
How did that get here?
354
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,860
It’s says it’s a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
355
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,030
What is it?
356
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,030
It’s like beer but different.
357
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,490
But how did it get here?
358
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,460
Shut your mouth, bitch!
359
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,710
You shut your mouth,
you dumb fucking asshole!
360
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,050
Fuck you, bitch!
361
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,590
You can remain silent.
362
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,340
Look at the camera and say,
“I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.”
363
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,760
I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble!
364
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,140
Get in the car.
365
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,720
Wait a minute,
I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble?
366
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,100
Take all these kids
back to their parents.
367
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:56,940
We’ve embarrassed the system
and made it something nobody wants.
368
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,440
It’s like a Penn State
homecoming party.
369
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,950
A false police report can carry up
to a two-month prison term.
370
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,030
I won’t say it.
371
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,330
We can do this the easy way,
or we can do it hard.
372
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,450
I won’t say it.
373
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,620
Then we’ll add another charge
for resisting.
374
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,830
OK, fine!
I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble!
375
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,880
Three arrests
in just one power packed episode.
376
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,340
Proving once again
377
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:22,800
that we’re one Pabst Blue Ribbon away
from becoming…
378
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,300
White Trash in Trouble!
Sponsored by Schlitz.
379
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,600
It’s good to have you back.
380
00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,900
Your parents might give up
selling meth for good.
381
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:38,190
Maybe.
382
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,280
– There’s my buddy!
– How was jail, fatass?
383
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,490
I did a lot of thinking.
384
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,660
There’s an important lesson
we’ve all learned.
385
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,950
What do we do
when the tables are turned?
386
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,790
The day’s looking brighter
Gray skies are turning blue
387
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,830
’Cause I’m not, he’s not
The poor kid at school
388
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Kenny’s back, and it’s such a thrill
389
00:20:58,130 --> 00:21:00,050
Now, I’m rich just like Stan and Kyel
390
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,420
All that matters
is no one thinks I’m a tool
391
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,300
’Cause I’m not, he’s not
392
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,590
That’s right!
The poor kid at school
393
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,100
Sing it with me!
He’s not the poor kid at school
394
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:25,780
What the fuck?
395
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,910
My mama’s so poor she walks down
the road with one shoe!
396
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:36,120
And if you ask her if she lost a shoe,
she says, “I found one!”
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