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Boys and girls rooms coordinate their jobs this morning. Several of the fish

have jobs that force them to leave their rooms or enter rooms they are barred

from. Landon's job today is, quote, janitor again. He cannot enter the

room even though the instructions explicitly tell him to.

Oh boy, oh boy, I have a great job again today.

Janitor again!

You know that you're the best at cleaning, right? Yeah.

I would not have anybody else in the whole house.

You are... Well, I mean, you guys ran this already for three times on me,

Are you... Is that okay?

It's fine.

It's just I want to do another job once in a while.

We may do a song, too. Yeah, I know. I appreciate that, too.

That took us a while to make. You know what I mean? Yeah.

J .D.'s job is news anchor. He must host a show called J .D. Report and get

people's reactions to the events of the day.

Anissa and Drake run the market.

Anissa is in charge in the evening, but gets distracted and leaves, and multiple

people steal from the abandoned marketplace.

I always try to do monologues for characters I wish I could act as, like

would cast me as.

So I made this one and scored it and set up a camera I thought would be cool to

do in front of the fireplace.

Do like a little voice with it, like a little accent with the character too.

My first sexual experience was with a mom, I'll say that.

I have such a heart for kids and the moms loved me for that. And they would

me to babysit and yeah, so I had like a mom thing for a while.

Which is cool, because they got a lot of experience, especially if they're like

30s and 40s. And you were 17?

Yeah, I'm a young guy. So you were raped as a child?

Head must get everyone to pull his finger, not knowing that Vicky's job is

not do it.

Bashir's job is...

bug scientist the bug collecting job that the twins had early on he goes to

for advice and they agree to teach him the good spots with natural bug

enthusiasm i'm looking for dead ladybugs i'm looking for dead bugs today i'm a

bug scientist so i need some advice and supervision

Yeah, look at my window, especially.

Well, in the jungle room, I don't think I'll be able to go in there, but maybe

I'll be able to make a deal with you guys. I think Edward.

Yeah, you can come in here.

I think I'm working in the room. The moment I say that, you have to stop

her around.

It's her job, you know.

I'm glad I'm here.

It's okay.

We just need to know what she thinks.

How you doing? I'm a little prejudiced against clankers.

Well, remember... I don't like clankers, so... Dirty wire back.

I don't like dirty wire back clankers, so... No, I'm just kidding.

No, clankers specifically, really. Okay, okay. Goddamn little... You could get

in trouble from the production if she said to tell me a lot.

No, we like her. She's a house clanker. I'll try my best, but, you know... She's

not a field clanker. She's a house clanker.

Bashir agrees to tip the twins for their advice, sympathetic to the fact they

have to feed two people on one income.

The twins report that the lucid dream medication caused them to dream of bugs.

I think it might be the head thing.

Your heads are too far apart.

Can we do that? Can they take more than one?

How many can they take?

Up to ten.

Let's just start off in dosage.

So, how it works is to absorb the intangible, you have to

make a physical connection.

You following? Yeah, that makes sense.

So, if I were to get your graph, what I would do, I

personally don't like the hand.

I'd go for something like this because of the brain.

Oh, yeah, something like their head. That's where all of the information is

stored. Give as much information from his head as you can.

He loves to know when the downloads are completed. Say some stuff JD would say.

I like AI.

What are you guys up to?

Hey, what are you guys up to?

Anyways, I've been to Jamaica.

Has anyone ever been to Jamaica?

Yeah.

Try to do his voice.

Hey, I'm JD.

There we go. Wow.

Wow. What are you guys working on? What are you guys thinking about?

Hey, you guys want to go to work on that cartoon upstairs?

Okay, can we do that? No, I'm not going to be funny. JJ's not funny.

JJ, JJ, Chad, Chad, circumflex.

Vicky, what's the hardest thing you've ever overcome?

Probably moving away from my parents and living on my own.

It's scary sometimes, but I got used to it.

The dark house, alone.

But now I like it.

That's why it's hard here.

Vicki, are you addicted to cram?

Yeah, how are you feeling?

No. No?

Is he addicted?

It's not that I'm addicted. It's my medicine, you're right. It's not

It's not even an addictive substance.

It's not an addictive substance, but I still need it, you know. It's not like

heroin. If I don't have it, then I do feel like an addict.

People are acting like it's like heroin or something.

They don't know. Yeah, they don't even know. It's not. It's completely

different. Nobody here probably even heard of it. It's not even addictive.

Yeah. Why do you drink every day, Vicki?

Because it's cool.

Yeah, I like beer.

I like to feel like Hank Hill.

Hey, Landon, clean my air.

Clean my air.

Don't just clean it, whack it.

I like being here, but I don't really know what's going on. Bingo, bongo.

I'll just keep cleaning because that's my job.

I hope the game producers know what they're doing, making me a janitor.

I hope you guys know how important this is. This can be a huge boon to your

game. Here in the house, if you become fully psychic, by the time next

elimination rolls around, you're literally... Head poops in a bucket for

and then wanders around with it like it's his best friend.

Oh, it stinks.

Like, real bad.

Yo,

if you can smell this, you die.

Hey, Pig and Pop!

Yeah? Come here.

No. Please.

Yeah? I have a question.

What's up?

Come on inside the bar. You don't need to come over here and check it out.

Go around. You won't have to see me.

I'm right here. I can see you.

No, come over here. Right here.

Yeah, what's up?

Can you smell it?

Does it stink?

What? What? What is it?

Oh, what's wrong?

Oh, no. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. We're all over there. What?

Janitor. Shit bucket. Yeah.

Can I show that on camera?

Dude, you gotta stop fucking following me around.

That's fucking disgusting.

Jet tries to explain to Emma that she has to use the washboard to clean the

laundry the old -fashioned way as her job.

That's your washboard. I wanted to bring that to you.

But when you're washing the sheets in the bathtub...

You've got to make sure the sheets don't get, because there's nails sticking out

of this thing.

And if you rip up, you see the loose nails on the washboard? If the sheets

caught on the nails, it could rip. But when he's gone, she tells Vicki and

Anissa that she's not going to do it today.

I'll have a big bountiful snake meal when I'm done with what I'm working on

right now.

They didn't even give you any soap or, like, detergent to wash on. Also, I just

don't know if, like, I'm not doing interviews.

The twins are in Tara's helper.

She's sick today and asked for the day off, but her manager told her she had to

work. She has to map the obscure edges of the top floor and gets bonked by a

door. The fish have to give her a medical check.

Can you move?

Are you going to move forward?

Sure, sure.

Grab some of the tummy.

You don't want this.

I'm seeing if there's any. There was some stuff stuck to the back wheel. It

might have just been like some dirt.

Can you try rolling forward some more?

I'm sorry, I'm going to take a look at you, okay? Don't move, all right?

One sec.

Make sure you're not moving, okay?

Just lay your head down gently.

You okay?

I'm sorry, you okay?

You're shaking.

Are you okay?

From the moment I saw your face on screen, on that screen, I was in love.

You rolled your robot right into my heart. My lily of genus.

Genghis, whatever it's called.

Through we live a world apart. I need to tell you how I feel. I'm sorry for the

method in which I'm sending this, but Landon is the only man in the house that

trust. If you come to America, I will make you my bride and be your super

buddy to carry you over the thresholds.

Oh, nice.

Thank you.

And thank you, you know, to give it to Landon.

And, yeah, I also trust him. And thank you so much.

Like, you can say on behalf of me.

Antara, can you please let Landon kiss you?

He doesn't have a lot of experience with girls. And I think if you guys made

out, it could help his confidence.

Landon, please kiss Antara.

He wants it.

Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

All right.

You can also send the fly kiss to me. All right.

Thanks.

The audience becomes very disapproving of the girls camping.

They move to the hallway for scouting reasons, and Emma says they will not

tonight. They say none of the men, except for Landon, Even needs the money.

and his dogs announce the elimination poem challenge for a $30 prize.

All right, y 'all, so we have a little competition going on.

It's a slam poem.

Everybody has to write one because it takes a Jew who gets eliminated. It's an

elimination poem about your experience here at Big Tank so far.

So whoever wins gets the $30. I can already start off everybody's in the

beginning. My experience here at Fish Tank, all that I know is it heads ass

sticks.

What's wrong?

I'm really bad at running poetry.

What's this one's name?

Emma, I think.

Emma. She smells of sardines. I don't know.

Does this smell like sardines, Emma? Damn, that's funny.

I want it to be a surprise.

What rhymes with open?

Um... Let's see.

Open.

Moping? Moping.

Thank you for teaching me that yesterday. I felt really good all day

Really? Yeah. I'm so happy to hear that. And I nailed the trick this morning,

but I didn't think that I would land. I never thought I would leave Van Mardura

impaired. I mean, I'm still... My mind is, like, destroyed.

I don't even know how to process that. When you step up to read...

You're going to step up kind of right here.

How different season five of Fish Tank is.

Water problems makes it so hard to shit and piss.

Every day a new job.

Every day a new slob. Every day talking to Vicky off a ledge when she starts to

sob.

Minor problems create nuclear war.

Sometimes made me wonder what it all was for.

50K would have turned my dreams into reality.

And I still don't know what a Muslim is for the half of me.

Some negative feedback, but mostly love, sent every single day from the

strangers above.

No paper towels, and I can't seem to find a clean rag, but it never gets old

calling JD a fag.

I miss my family, I miss my bed, and I miss my dog, but leaving today will make

me miss my prized hog.

Head was a wonderful addition, but he's a disgusting bastard.

Don't make me cry.

And truthfully, I can't get away from his aroma faster.

It's a crazy experience, this I know for sure, and I'll never forget when Bam

first walked through the door.

I hate to be the first one eliminated, and walking out of the dorm, the

the store, I didn't win the 50 grand, but still I'm not poor.

Through the fight, I feel so rich with friends, so please, I beg of you, hit me

all up when your time ends. I don't know how to write. Of course, it's the big

letters.

With a head like this, you'd think it was full of feathers.

That's not on the paper, though. I just came up here.

Fuck all y 'all, I'm sorry.

I got goosebumps, too.

Like the bumps in my pecker.

If I get kicked out of the house, called fish tank, parenthesis, shithouse, my

fat ass will do cartwheels down the fucking driveway just to get hit by a

and be happy again.

P .S. I need dew wipes.

Love, Ed.

The title of this is You Died.

If I got exiled from the tank this eve, I would yearn for what could be.

The fortune for what I need to succeed is no longer with me, but with the

and the Kratom Queen.

This is the end of my quest for me. I am nevermore, and forthmore, J .D. Saget.

Here we were in a house of no doors, bugs in the walls, poop on the floors.

But now we stand before the outside, thinking back at the times we laughed

cried. We look at each other. Is this really the end? If we could, we would do

it all over again.

My time has come.

The tiger was poached. But I did not win the battle. But I won my fish sting

experience.

I was loved. I was hated.

Watched Mohamed Kamikaze.

Kamikaze.

Sorry. Became quick friends with everyone here.

Had a heart -to -heart with the fans.

I tried many new things.

I don't want to do this, cry during this.

Production ran their bits on me.

Fans give me a song and gifts.

I clean up every day and night.

It takes a boy to make a mess.

It takes...

It takes a man to clean it up.

Before I walk out and say good morning, one thing needs to be said.

Fuck you, ghost politics.

But thank you, every each and one of you.

All right, so what'd you call in for this evening? I'm just saying there is

audio of you saying the N -word.

No, those are splices. Those are real audio, Ghost.

They're splices and AI. Shut up, you fucking tard. Here's a balloon, all

A Chinese one, too. Fucking fruit bowl.

How about a Jimbo Bob radio graffiti?

Fucking shit.

Ghost, you will never get rid of me. You know that. God damn it! I once was

sheltered and unprepared.

I even let JD cut my hair.

But when all is said and all is done, I have grown into someone fun.

Thank you for the experience.

Love, Emma.

Day one crashing out may have caused a lot of doubt, but I, Vicky, Kratom

have shown that I can make a mean Kratom concoction for purification.

I may look queer, but I just really like beer.

And I know my time here has brought a lot of cheer.

And regardless what happens in this elimination, I will always, always

the Vicky Vape Nation.

Kratom muggers for life. Kratom muggers always strive.

Contraband searches like the house at the border.

No toothbrush, no razor.

Where the fuck's the order?

I showed up sick.

Chat was a dick.

People seemed nice and we fucking counted some ice.

Vaped some Nick. Fucked with Vic.

Got called a faggot 50 times a day.

Contestants Bezo and Sherry fucking went away.

Cops once, twice.

Third time they were strippers.

Bashir attacking women like he's Jack the Ripper.

Protected a tree, now watching a bag. Doing stupid shit like my brain's on a

lag. Wish I could have got better. Wish I could have got bigger.

Sad they clipped my wings and pulled that trigger.

Shout out to Landon, Twins, Drake, Had, Nissa, and of course, my white sand

nigga. There we go.

I spoke with God and gave my word that if the door were to open and the

call to prayer was heard, I would walk through with resolve unbroken, showing

others that a world can exist where faith and play aren't totally distinct,

that the followers of the way of pure truth insist that righteousness Be the

battle and let the hard hearts constrict.

In the stomach of the whale, in the deep abyss, I sat alone, closing my eyes,

remembering my Lord.

I now know that words and actions cannot break what in my heart is known, that

there are many enemies to the beautiful word.

When sincerity calls, heaven responds.

I did my duty and am thankful to God for gaining companions with whose souls I

can bond.

To you all, I leave a smile, and to fate, a gentle nod.

Sayonara.

Excellent job.

Everybody's poem came straight from the heart. Hedge came straight from the

fart. The one that was most thought out, I would have to give it to James. Very

entertaining.

As Landon's cleaning progresses, the time to deal with the jungle nears.

J .D. sits outside the jungle room, chatting.

until the girls chase him off, insisting that there is no way they will ever let

Landon in to clean.

The twins, always playing mediator, want their friend Landon to be able to

finish his task, so they ask Drake and Bashir.

Who

explains

the boys?

Sincerely. are only interested in helping Landon. Remember what we said

No penises in this room. I don't see why we should give a fuck about him getting

paid. No, we don't. Why should we give a fuck? We don't care at all.

I'm not getting paid. We're not getting paid. How much money do you guys have?

A dollar.

Do you need the money for it?

No, I was just curious because you guys are always broke.

I'm not.

What do you guys need the money on?

Monsters. Did you guys get a monster thing? Yeah. You guys did? Yeah.

Yeah.

Now they got riddles.

If you ever, never have ready for a monster, let me know.

Okay. Thanks to all of you. Hey, you fucking punks. Big mistake fucking with

Landon. Are you proud of it? Are we fucking?

What the fuck?

Let Landon clean the room.

Hang the coal burner.

No.

I don't know if all of the soil is even attainable because it's like the vacuum

when I tried last night. Can I think it over?

Or is this a moment I had to decide now? No, you can think it over. Thank you,

Landon.

Anissa talks to the boys and says Bashir is unaccountable.

And irrational.

If I was Landon, I wouldn't be doing my fucking job.

If I'm getting it fucked with me consistently, and then I'm cleaning up

everyone who's fucking around.

You know what I mean? But you know how Landon thinks.

I mean, Landon doesn't, like, he takes his job really seriously.

It is stupid.

I mean, I feel like they can be making it stupid, but, like, if they just

understood that...

We're not going to do shit. They can move all their shit into the

wherever they want. I'm not like a loose kind of just does whatever.

I don't think you're calculated and precise. I think you're kind of fucking

and annoying sometimes when you do things like that and then are like, why

this happening?

And it's like, you did this. You started it.

And I'm surprised the guys are even wanting to help you.

Because they're getting their shit fucked with because of what you started.

What you don't understand, all the guys said that they were going to do that. I

was just the only person who did it. Not me. Not you. I never said that.

We used to where I'm coming from.

Not really, because you called me dumb, so I don't think that's real. And then

you get stuck on some ego shit, like, wow, you called me dumb, and it's like,

no, that's not the point of it. It's just like, you started it, and that's

they're acting the way they're acting.

They don't understand why I did what I did.

Bashir does a much better job of explaining himself to his original

Bingo. He argues that everyone in the house should be able to socialize

and that the chaos he sowed was self -sacrifice in her name.

When it was the tree stuff, we wanted you guys to win. So if he is taking it

down like leaves, then it's like chaotic because we don't know who's going to

win. So we wanted to make it.

make sure that you would be the one to win. So if he's just taking one lead

here, one lead from here, then it's like we don't know what percentage people

have. And that chaos is not conducive to, I don't know, being comfortable.

So that was the idea.

Right, exactly. We think that's weird. We like the idea of everybody just being

the contestant.

100%. But they're the ones who are making it into this weird team thing.

And we want to break that. We want that to sort of end. We don't like...

there to be a long house all right this weird i mean you're all going to turn

into eventually emotional i don't know what you know just just and vindictive

and like taking things so personally and being like oh i don't trust you and i

hate you i know yeah people can fend for themselves but if they're going to do

this weird like like

Separation. I think it's weird.

That's what we want to break.

Upstairs, though, Bingo and Bongo tell the girls that Bashir just wants things

to go his way and that his plan was stupid and mock him.

Production Volon tells Bashir and Vicky to represent their respective teams.

As the debate continues, the fish are to move left or right to support who they

like. Vicky says her allies feel extremely protective because of Bashir's

kamikaze attack.

We have every bag in the house, and we're making sure no one can get into

room.

I just think it's pretty obvious.

I think it's stupid.

The whole point of this negotiation is about Landon's job.

He wants to be able to get it done. You guys have been really aggressive with

your kamikaze attack, and it feels a little bit violent, but I understand

it's just in the name of the game.

Bashir feels no reason to do a bum rush on the girls, assuming they don't break

peace and assuming production distributes plant matter in many

Unless, like, peace is broken from your side.

Anissa asks why he didn't try to get a bag.

And Bashir says, I got a bag, and I started putting stuff in, and then I saw

that James had filled his bag up with his tree that he had kept.

And when I picked it up, it was pretty heavy. So I figured, okay, well, instead

of, like, there's different ways to play games. You can be strategic in

different ways.

He says miscommunication made people think he wanted the twins to lose when

wanted to support them.

Jed encourages the fish to move around if they agree or disagree.

Bongo abandons Bingo to take Bashir's side.

PTZ emphasizes the girls are not in accord.

The girls offer to clean the jungle room on Landon's behalf.

Ben says this is not allowed.

If I can just say something on Landon's behalf, I mean, Landon obviously takes

his janitor thing very seriously, and he sees these jobs differently than most

of us. A lot of us are like, okay, well...

I guess this job is not really worth it that day, but it's hard to get that

through to Landon. My goal is not to make things hell for you guys.

My goal is to play the game.

All right. Hold my finger.

Somebody might not do nothing.

Hold my finger. This is a negotiation, so we're being serious. Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Hold my finger once.

Let's not.

You might want to pull it.

Shit just rolled down my leg.

Interestingly,

Pulling his finger sacrificed Vicky's pay for the day because for all her talk

about giving up on her job to protect the jungle, all she had to do today was

not pull Head's finger.

The boys agree to be locked away while the girls migrate their bags to another

room. Head refuses to be locked up, ever.

I don't even like you.

I'm here for me. I'm serious.

I'll rob you. I don't give a shit. You know where I'm from?

30 Duggo, Philadelphia.

Drake says after the emotional moment they shared yesterday, the girls' lack

trust is hurting him.

Emma says if the boys are willing to swear, they won't attack tonight. The

can move out of the jungle room.

and let Landon clean.

There might be an opportunity for all of us to kind of just hang out tonight,

have a good time.

Do you think even if we do all this, that you're still not going to be the

that we would choose?

That's what I'm just wondering. At the end of the day,

as I said in my poem, whatever happens, I walk through the door of coming

on fish tank.

I'm going to try my best to win. I'm not going to win by...

Like, going against what I believe. I'm not going to kamikaze. I'm not going to

go crazy.

Can we just, like, clean the plate?

Between you two, for money, you two need to resolve this.

Which one of you is the better negotiator? Which one do you think did

solve this?

We're deciding?

Yes, between you two. It doesn't make sense because he's going to choose

himself. I would choose myself.

I would choose myself as well. I'd choose myself.

Okay,

well.

I think I negotiated well. Oh my god, bro, you're killing me. Can I just get

through this? Please.

Wouldn't the better negotiator be the one who secured the thing that we

Yeah.

Yeah, I think you're right, actually. $3.

Alright guys, good job.

Really?

I'm totally honest.

The boys clear out as agreed and say their ace in the hole is a riddle.

Head has been leaking plot points well in advance to the fish and keeps saying

plant is a plant and plant lives matter.

They believe if they bag him the same way Head bagged Landon last night, they

will get all 230 pounds of him added to their count.

J .D. gets permission to enter the girls' corridor by receiving a love

This is a very personal message. Dear J .D., cuck faggot, love fadcore.

Returning to the dorm, the guys don't seem to be on the same page anymore,

J .D. refusing to be as vigilant as before, and Drake refusing to answer

when he asks for an update on his strategy.

I think you're backing me. I mean, what the plan now is, we win, and we get one

of them out.

Just as Landon's hard -earned cleaning job has him at his wits end,

And if you don't want to throw out the vacuum, fine.

Hammer toss it into the fucking wall.

You got this.

Oh, that'd be fucking hilarious if I did that.

That'd be comedy gold. He comes downstairs and sees Head's friends

feathering him.

Oh,

my God.

I can't breathe. Let

me catch my breath.

It's some stinky cheese or something that he got.

I hate

you.

You got me good.

You're cool.

You want to get to me?

How are you? I feel so bad. How are you?

He's a fair fucking man.

Don't fuck with the camera guy. Don't fuck with the camera guy.

If you guys think everything's scripted here, it's not.

The carpet has nothing to do with this. Please leave the carpet alone.

guys know why the fuck I'm upset?

I mean, but just state it for the audience.

This room is impossible to clean.

I thought you were a janitor, though.

I am! What do you need?

More mops, more chemicals for floors,

and more rags.

I want you to know that people are taking advantage of your anger. I want

know that I know that you are going to clean every

last bit of dirt out of this house. I don't know why.

I don't know what to do.

Maybe we do have the tools.

I have to look and see if I do have the tools.

But you most likely don't. It's a possibility I don't. Yeah, exactly, my

No, it's not.

What is it? Right there. You have no idea how bad

I'm craving certain foods right now, but I'm not going to walk out because I'm

fucking hungry for fucking food I can't eat. There he is. There he is.

You did great. You alright?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, this has plant matter in it.

Oh my gosh.

Landon is amazing, man. Always wondering what the twins are up to.

They're always on their own little adventure.

Twins, can you explain something to me? So you guys hate the smell, but you guys

keep going out, gagging, and coming back in.

You're used to walking. Your goal is right now to try and walk around.

Head returns in his formal wear. He says, because he stayed back during the

fight, Drake has a target on his back now.

Yes, sir. You got a dance monkey?

Make my day.

I can't scream. It's from Al Qaeda.

I need money.

I need money.

I need a psychiatrist.

Why am I here?

With somebody.

And somewhere down the line, when people talk about strength that didn't bend,

about presence that didn't fade, about someone who stood her ground like it was

never negotiable.

I thought that was awesome. And I actually think it was really well

the end of the day, the fish spot Ben's phone in a mirror and realize he is just

reading them chat GPT.

Jet asks the fish to urgently clean the mess. Bashir asks production while they

clean whether it is allowed to push the fish out the door.

Or Jet offers to give the fish a pizza, but because Lennon doesn't like those,

Chet demands a reward more familiar to him. Vicky is assigned to supervise.

Bashir wins an auction to add his own meal to the order, which he tries to

forfeit to the twins because they might get two meals until he learns.

They would only get one.

Bam runs Hungry Hungry Hippos with plant matter.

Vicky volunteers to compete against Drake.

Oh! Oh!

Vicky barely even diving.

Bashir takes a break before his round, so production amps him up with Breaking

Benjamin again. I obviously took a deliberate L on copyright last time.

But going forward, if Bashir makes it past elimination, I performed a little

alternative song. I also played all the instruments and sang it.

Landed, reset, landed.

Landed, reset.

They can shoot out.

Emma is just crawling away here.

She's fighting for her life.

The fish enjoy a Landon meal of grilled cheeses and cheese fries, while Bashir

distributes portions of his DoorDash to his people he hopes to make allies of.

Landon is frustrated because the cheese fries he received are not pizza -like,

confusing everyone.

Landon magnanimously forgives production for the error, but claims he will not

do the janitor job again.

Did we get the wrong front truss?

No, that weren't right. I wish I could show you a picture, but it's kind of

to explain it.

cheese fries that you're talking about?

No, but no, no wait, hold back one.

I'm happy either way because it was free food and yeah, flatbread, mozzarella.

It's like a pizza, kind of.

Maybe I should have explained it better.

Is it cheese pizza? No, it's just like cheesy red sticks.

When you have the chance, look up for Tessie Cheese Fries and you can easily

find it on

Bingo and Bongo are given hood rat outfits, and Anissa is paid to give them

fitting makeover.

Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding?

Say you'll never have a lead from beside me. Cause I want you, and I need you,

and I'm down for you always.

I'm going Kiki, y 'all finna go to Lenox. Ma, y 'all heard me. Y 'all need

take the Hellcat down to Lenox Mall.

I'm going to Kiki till I Coco.

Nah. I'm going to Kiki till I Coco. Nah. Why you ain't getting more footage of

Kiki and Coco's fine ass booty?

Come on, hook a brother up, camera nigga.

Baby daddy.

Oh, gosh.

Nice. How much money do you take for him?

I ain't paying no goddamn child support this month. You can take that half

-breed retard baby and shove it back up in here. I just can't stand to see my

two darlings looking like a bunch of hood rat monkeys.

And now we got a large body count. A large body count. Yeah.

You want to tell us how many?

We're showing you how to wipe the nails

J .D. does his end -of -day report, including Landon, who says he knew fish

would be tough and just found today frustrating.

J .D. ends the episode off in a foreboding way.

On three.

Bye, fish tank. I don't know.

Oh, I forgot one huge thing. She has a massive penis. Real femboy energy.

Yeah, I do.

Vicky invites herself into a confessional between Landon and Drake.

Drake

says he

sometimes overhears production, but the more important topic he wants to share

is that he has a bold betrayal plan.

Maybe kind of crazy.

What do you mean crazy?

I'm asking for your truck. I know exactly what you're talking about. So,

know the name per se? I can't tell you. You can't say it out loud.

I'll make a play that might make me look... Like a bad person. Not great. I

exactly it. But I will make it. I want to be honest with you.

I can't really tell if you like me or not.

Damn, you're really putting me in a weird position because I know what

saying and I think it's actually a good idea. It's not us.

He can't say who it is, but it's not us.

I would be interested.

Drake accidentally, or maybe not accidentally, states outright he is

eliminating Bashir.

But I'm telling you, the second he said something that was like, oh, can

somebody put somebody out the window to eliminate them? And they said yes.

I started, like, every time I got close to the window, I started lowering my

stance. As if if somebody pushed me, I'm going to sit on the ground.

I would feel, like, a huge weight off me. And, like, I do have a memory.

That's the thing. There's one person that is creating the divide.

I don't like him saying, like, I'm going to protect them. I'm like, you don't

protect me at all. I believe that he, the thing about him specifically is he's

afraid that he's going home.

I don't want to say anything that I'm thinking right now.

I just want the blood off my hands.

Like, I just don't want, like... I'm telling you right now, Vicky, I promise

you, I have the most. Will you think you promised me? It makes me feel better,

because, like, you're not saying the name out loud, and I know who you're

talking about.

What's up, JD?

What up?

I was looking for you guys. What's up?

My bag is fucking heavy. I mean, like, I don't think anyone's going to be able

to steal it, like, one -handed and run off into the night. Like, it's going to

take them a fucking while, especially because it's got, like, four bags in it.

It's fucking hard to grab.

That's just hard to fucking pick up, so.

Branch? You got a big old... I got a big old one branch in this fucking part of

the... What was that, nigga?

Yeah.

Whoa. I got a good old, big old branch. You know what I mean, my guy, my nigga?

Landon says Bashir is not one of his closest friends and that he is tired of

Bashir peer pressuring him.

It's at this moment that it's worth noting that Stoics are telling a story

strategy snitching rules cannot prevent.

His Stoics has dropped by over 100 fish tokens.

But here, look at the Stoics here.

No.

As the fish pack up the meeting, they pat each other on the back in a classic

longhousy way, applauding one another for being funny, kind, for cooking.

And for being smart.

Yeah, we're doing JD News. Oh yeah, you wanna do a virtual one?

Please stop talking so much, bro. Please stop talking so much. Sorry.

How's it going, guys? I think things are going well.

Yeah, that's a lot of people in one tiny room.

Yes, it is.

It is strange.

The bashtards are behind you.

Thanks, man. You have them on the ropes.

Thank you. You must go full jihad tonight. But if I did that... I would be

breaking the code that I... I mean, I gave them my word. If I lose tomorrow,

fine with that because I played the game the way I wanted. All right, have faith

in the boys.

You cannot have faith in the boys if they are no longer the boys.

They are not men.

They have been utterly broken and mind -raped by the Longhouse.

They are retarded!

Also, if you don't do something, then I will tell Nemeth you are gay.

Don't do that, man.

Like I said, I am always ready.

You guys told me when Vicky entered that room.

I can get up, and I can do shit when it's needed.

All right? So have faith in that.

Have faith in that.

You gotta know how to draw the bowstring and let go without thinking.

After the discussion... Landon struggles to stay upright in the hammock. I'm not

afraid to still bite.

I'm just going to tell you, if we'd never had that whole talk earlier today

the living room, my plan was to go up there to ask you guys nicely

to move yourself out there freely to do confessional work.

Any room you guys choose will pay.

Bashir hears Drake out and seems unquestioningly accepting of what he is

Oh, I'm just worried. That's why my Stoics went down. Now, if you do do

did shake.

So, I'm counting on our honor.

Most people rejected the message. They hated Mohammed Bashir because he spoke

the truth.

Exactly. I hate using, like, words, like, not ebonics per se, but just,

ebonics. You said the A word. Oh, my God.

The Bible will tell you that's the best way to being a human being. Like don't

steal.

Don't cheat on your wife. Don't cheat. Don't. Like all the basic rules. It

like prereq of being a human being. Like don't lie.

I'm surprised.

I'm very glad that we could have it. We could have it till nightfall.

Yeah, this is awesome.

They fall in line, one at a time, ready to play.

I can't see them anyway.

No time to lose, we've got to move.

I am moving side again.

Fire your guns, it's time to unblow me up.