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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Wow, dude, check out that truck.

That's a big one, eh?

That's a fuckin' badass truck.

You know what that means, though?

You mean a badass boyfriend?

Yeah, or maybe the husband's home.

Let's see what happens.

This woman was in fuckin' hysterics.

What's that?

This woman was in fuckin' hysterics.

What?

What's the problem?

I don't know.

She says her pipe exploded and burst, you know?

Let's go burst some pipes.

Let's go break in a pipe, yeah.

I actually brought the tool toolbox this time.

You got some real tools this time?

Yeah.

I have to actually fuckin' beat, you know, once in a while.

I gotta work.

Thank God you guys are here.

Yeah, okay.

Where's your broken pipe?

Back there.

What's wrong?

It's everywhere.

God, my business isn't in town.

I don't know what to do.

Holy shit.

Look at this shit.

The insurance company told me to go fuck myself.

The insurance company told you to go fuck yourself?

Jesus, you're fucked.

Oh, man, I thought your business was like a fuckin' disaster or something.

I mean, can you fix this?

Or what?

Well, you know, my brother Rio...

It took you long enough to get here.

Well, you know, my brother Rio, he puts in swimming pools.

I think you're off to a good start right about now.

What's that supposed to mean?

You mean a white mask?

Can you fix this or not?

Lady, shit, relax.

We're gonna fuckin'...

Are you filming this?

Are you getting this?

Are you sure?

That's right, yes.

Listen, hold on.

Both of you, hold on.

Listen.

Calm down.

We're the only people that are gonna help you, okay?

And I brought the camera because we heard a pipe burst, we figured it was

flooded, and we're trying to help you out for insurance, okay?

All right.

So just relax.

We're here to help you, okay?

It's okay.

I don't see the water rising, so I ain't going any further.

Fuck, hold on a second.

Look, your poor dog.

Dog's wondering what the fuck's going on.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah.

I mean, do you know what the problem is?

Well, it looks like there's a little hole over there that looks like it's got a

little crack in it.

Uh, yeah, I think I figured that out.

All right.

Well, you know, I got to go over the basics here.

Why don't you give me a few minutes here, you know?

This is really stressful for you.

Why don't you just, you know, disappear for a few minutes, because you don't

want to see where I'm gonna poke and prod at me, okay?

Because if I got it that way, I got to do a lot of poking and prodding.

And what's that supposed to mean, poking and prodding?

Is this what you people do?

That's what I do, I poke and prod.

So, you know, just go over there and I'll get the answer.

Why don't you plug something?

Stop poking and prodding, just plug it.

Why don't you just plug it?

Don't you look.

Look, why don't you go try to get ahold of your husband?

Go call your husband or your boyfriend or whatnot or whoever it is, because

this is going to be easy here.

Yeah.

Jesus, dude.

This chick's got a fucking terrible attitude.

I mean, I know I'd be pretty pissed off.

Oh, fuck me, man.

I don't know if I can fucking fix this shit.

No, dude, we can't fix this.

What are we going to say?

Are we going to even...

This girl needs a real plumber, dude.

We can't fucking fix this.

Well, I fucking read it out in the plumber manual last night.

To be honest with you, this girl's got a fucking terrible fucking attitude.

I don't even know if we should even try this.

I think she'd fucking flip out and get violent.

You know what?

I've got a great idea.

What's that?

The same thing happened to my mother.

And I'm not kidding.

The guy quoted her $35,000.

Dude, this girl's going to flip her fucking lid.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

He quoted her $35,000, and she ended up getting it fixed for $10,000.

So...

Bro, listen to me.

No, no.

Hear this out.

Hear this out.

So I quoted her $35,000 and said the best I can do if you fuck me is for $10

,000.

And then I call a real plumber to come down here and say he subcontracted from

me.

What do you think?

Well, you know, because then we'd actually at least be doing our service, and

you'd still get paid.

Bro, this girl, this is fucked up.

I tell her $12,000, I fuck her too.

Goddamn.

Excuse me.

Look, you got a big problem here, girl.

Yeah, enough shit.

Yeah.

I can't get a hold of my husband.

Well, I ain't going to lie to you.

This ain't going to be cheap.

How much is it going to cost me?

Well, I quoted people's prices and said it's $35,000.

$35,000?

Well, take a look.

My piece of shit husband left me here to do this with $35,000.

Listen, listen.

Take a look.

This is ready to wash down here.

Like, this is our value.

What are you doing?

I was looking at the water.

Water?

Look, right here.

See?

Yeah, I see water everywhere.

It's for the insurance.

Relax, look.

We got to gut the walls.

We got to get down into here.

You know, I'm going to have to rip from the patio and break back up into here.

Like, I mean, you know, this is not, this...

This is not an easy job.

Can't you come to some kind of a deal with something?

Come on, don't you think $35,000 is a little bit steep?

I'll see you later.

Can't you just suck it up with a vacuum or something?

I don't know, I don't know.

It's poke and prod.

Do what you do.

Poke and prod?

Well, you know what?

I might be able to throw this whole thing together for a cash price of, say,

around $10.

$10?

$10 bucks?

$10,000.

Cute, honey.

Listen, listen.

$10,000, okay?

The insurance company will go for.

But they just told me to go fuck myself.

You know what I'll simply do?

I'll just simply say it was an act of God on the insurance paper that was

written on it.

I'll say that last night.

I'll say last night, the cold temperatures snapped the pack outside.

They probably told you to fuck yourself because you probably had that same

naughty attitude that you had when we came here, too.

Because you guys took so long to get here.

Well, you know.

And you have $35,000.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'll tell you right now.

We're making it easier.

My piece of shit husband leaves me here for this.

Well, you know.

I gotta make the offer a little bit better now.

Offer me something else.

You give me $10,000 to do this over here?

What do you mean, fool around a little?

Well, I don't know.

I think you got a bedroom back there somewhere.

I can't believe this.

Dude, this poor girl.

This poor girl.

Well, she didn't tell me to get the fuck out of the house, right?

No, she's walking away, though.

Actually, you didn't get slapped.

No, I didn't get slapped.

Dude, I thought she was going to fucking lose it when you hit her up with that.

She don't like me, that's for sure.

Dude, I don't think she fucking likes anybody right now.

It's going to be like a rodeo, fuck.

Squeal, you little piggy, squeal.

It's going to be a hate fuck.

Dude, you know, we gotta get this shit fixed for this girl.

Yeah, not a problem.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Come on, let's go get this fucking over with.

Let's do that.

Let's go.

What's your fucking...

Just fucking run over here.

Take some clothes off.

I think you should bring your actual friends.

I don't give you the best friends of anybody in class.

I think you're ripping me off.

Now you're ripping your husband off.

Dude, he's the bastard who fucking left you to deal with this.

You can't even get a hold on him.

He's probably cheating on you.

Excuse me?

Nothing.

By the way, are you going to turn that thing off?

Can you get the fucking camera out of my face?

No way.

Yeah, hold on.

I'll just...

But I'm going to watch, because you know what?

I'm the witness that this was intended, okay?

That's right.

See, it's already a better day, huh?

It's pretty good from here.

See, now that isn't such a bad way to negotiate, now is it?

Maybe for you.

This one is a bitter girl.

I think you're a little too hostile there, honey.

Be careful, you've got your cock in your mouth, bro.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, well, you know, you get used to it after a while.

You've got a nice ass, honey.

That's a nice ass right there.

Relax.

I thought you were going to turn that fucking thing off.

Dude, look, this is...

We just need to know that this is consensual, in case you want to say we did

this to you and that you didn't, you know?

Don't worry about it.

I'll give you a copy of the tape.

Yeah, you can send it to your husband as a thank you gift.

Say, look what I had to do to fix the hungry fucker.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

God, she sucks good dick.

Oh, yeah, she sucks it like...

Oh, yeah, this shit got all ripped out of the balls, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, there we go.

She likes it.

She's a fucking naughty girl.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

That's a suck dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

God damn, bro, she sucks fucking...

She sucks ass so bad.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

I got a brother who puts cable in food.

He can set you up for free HBO.

She's got some nice titties there.

Oh, yeah.

Damn.

That's some soft titties there.

Okay.

There we go.

That's good.

Let's see if I can...

That's right.

God, that's a nice pussy.

Man, you got some nice fucking meat flaps under there, honey.

You are disgusting.

This makes it quick so you can go and poke and prod.

Oh, you're gonna get poked and prodded.

Oh, yeah.

We're not only gonna fix your plumbing problem, we're gonna fix your toilet,

too.

That toilet right there.

That's right.

That toilet right there.

We're gonna fix this spot.

That's right.

Play with your pussy, honey.

You actually might be good for something.

Uh-huh.

Gosh, she's got a nice fucking clit.

Damn, bro.

She's got a meaty snatch.

You remember the magic time dance?

Oh, yeah.

Gosh, she's got nice naturals.

Goddamn.

I think it's time to sample this one's whiz.

Yeah.

I think you might need to fuck those titties a little bit, too.

Oh, yeah.

That's fun.

Well, change of events.

Now she's playing with herself all of a sudden.

Now she can play with herself, huh?

Little Miss Wiseass.

Hey, wait.

You know what?

Doesn't look like she's gonna be watching TV anytime soon.

So she might as well fuck, right?

I guess, uh...

I can't believe

I'm fucking doing this.

I'm a fucking school teacher.

So I guess you're gonna get an A later, huh?

Class is in session, all right?

Yeah.

Rectal Reader 101.

My neighbors see us.

You know what?

Let's get down on the floor and fuck this table shit, huh?

We got a couple couch cushions.

He's a fucking plumber.

He's a fucking plumber.

Well, you know what they say about us plumbers.

We fuck you one way or another.

You just get in the eye of this bullshit, don't you?

I can't look myself in the eye.

Would you stop?

Well, fuck, you know?

Get down on the floor, fuck.

Would you stop complaining?

Don't wonder why your husband isn't here.

He didn't want to have to deal with you.

I don't know.

Your husband's a school teacher, too?

You don't know.

I don't give a shit what he is.

Because you're on the end of my dick right now.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

That's right.

Oh, look at those yabbos swing, huh?

Damn, that's a nice set.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that.

They dance, huh?

I always wanted to fuck the teacher.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that face on it now, huh?

I think you can take that out of my face now.

Take what out of your face?

The camera.

All right.

Put it in your butt.

Yeah.

Put it right up inside.

Exactly.

All right, get up.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

There you go.

There it is.

Behold, the stinking rose.

That's right.

The rose rose.

The stinking rose.

Behold, the sounds of another happy customer.

I'll give you a good one today.

She's got a nice butthole, bro.

Real nice.

Are you filming my ass?

Well, you told me to get it out of your face.

Turn it off.

I think you think too much, baby.

I think you complain too much.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah.

I've never had one of them bitches this much.

Hey, pal, is there any gum underneath that coffee table?

When you were a schoolteacher, I remember you put a stick of gum underneath

something.

Are you always a smartass?

Yeah, I was the one that the teachers never lacked.

Now I can see why.

Oh, yeah?

Come on.

Come here.

Come here.

You know what?

I always wanted to do this.

Here.

You wanted to what?

No, I always wanted to do this.

There.

Right on the end of your nose, like chewing gum in class.

There you go.

Got even with the teacher.

There.

Oh, she wants it.

There we go.

That's what she tastes like, honey.

Whoa.

She goes right back for it.

She knows what she's doing, huh?

She likes it.

Hey, hey.

You know what?

This is what I learned in shop.

Mikey likes it.

Look at this.

Look at this.

And this is going to be it, right?

Oh.

Oh, God.

Never.

We're going to fuck all afternoon.

We're going to fuck until the floor dries.

Fucking makes the floor dry?

Of course.

Can't you just feel the breeze in here?

I smell a sponge.

Look at that.

I know, right?

Honey, you just keep on talking.

I like that.

Boy, am I going to give you one hell of a surprise.

Oh, look at that, huh?

There you go.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

There she comes.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Grind those hips down.

There we go.

Okay.

Yeah.

Take it.

Fucking get her, bro.

Yeah, let's just go.

You're being fucking all nice.

You're going soft.

You know what?

That's right.

I'm going fucking soft.

There we go, honey.

There we go.

You're going soft on me, bro.

There we go.

I think this girl intimidates you a little bit, dude.

Hey, you know what?

Now you're speaking her language, brother.

See?

That's not your problem.

Oh, look at that, huh?

You know she likes when I treat her dirty.

She's trying to push you.

That's right.

That's right.

All right.

Okay.

Hey, you know what?

This is homework, huh?

That's right.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Fuck.

Yeah, what's that on the end?

Oh, she wants more.

Get her again.

Oh, yeah, huh?

Oh, look at that ass.

Huh?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

There's the problem.

There's the problem.

There's the problem, like they call a plumber.

That's right.

Give her a smack of that.

Give her a smack of that.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Look at all the red marks on that ass, huh?

That's right.

Come here.

That's right.

That's right.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Oh.

Oh, it's gross.

What did he just say that again?

Have you ever fucked someone like this?

He never fucks me like this.

What's he has to do for a living?

He's a lawyer.

He's a lawyer.

He's too busy fucking everybody globally.

I'm gonna taste it again.

She said she wants to taste it, bro.

If I can give it to her.

You want to taste my cock?

You ever fuck a girl?

No.

You want to?

Sure.

Sure?

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you kick that dirtbag husband of yours to the side?

We'll go grab a pizza tonight, eh?

Let's see what you got going back here.

That's a nice ass god damn.

That is nice ass.

You know what I love about this job?

Girl girls talk until they meet me.

You know what I hate about this job?

What?

You're the one always getting ass, fucker.

I don't know.

You got fucking blown to one time.

That's one time.

How'd you like to get all this mess fixed for free?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah.

Turn around.

That's right on.

I like that ass of yours.

Oh yeah.

That's good ass.

She's a fucking great ass.

You gonna fuck me a little bit more?

No.

I'm gonna fuck you, honey.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Whoa.

That's my...

That's my ass.

What the fuck are you doing?

You're a fucking sinner.

Yeah.

That's right, honey.

Hey, honey.

You're the one who called me a fucking Jew.

I'm just getting my pound of flesh here.

Okay.

That's a fucking sink.

Get out of my ass.

Oh yeah.

No way, honey.

Oh my god.

I'm laying flat.

You're sick.

You motherfucker.

Oh, I'm a sick bastard.

Yeah, that's right.

You're a fucking sick bastard.

You're a goddamn Catholic school preacher.

Oh, there you go.

Relax.

I'm just a dick of your ass.

You're fucking sick.

Yeah.

You talk too much.

You talk too much.

Get her, bro.

There you go.

Come on.

That's it.

Oh yeah.

There you go.

Right in the ass.

Not so bad now.

It's not like that, huh?

No.

Yeah?

Just relax.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Relax.

You're a Catholic school preacher in your ass.

Oh god.

This is wrong.

You're right.

You speak too much.

Relax.

Just relax.

Who told you it was wrong?

It's wrong to fuck the plumber.

Oh yeah.

Look at that.

That's fucking nice.

Oh yeah.

There you go.

See, it's not so bad.

It's not so bad.

Is it getting okay?

Never had a cock.

A virgin asshole.

Looking good, bro, too, huh?

Yeah.

Like I believe that.

Oh, that's fucking nice, bro.

Oh, look at that.

Oh my god.

I'm sick.

So I'm getting this for free?

Uh-huh.

You're getting it for free.

The plumbing, right?

That's right.

No, we're going to charge you for the ass-fucking.

That's right.

The plumbing's free.

The ass-fucking's 10,000.

There she goes.

Now she's back.

A little late now, huh?

And you're going to give me that tape, right?

Yeah.

Of course.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

As she spreads her ass cheek.

As she spreads the ass cheek.

What do you think?

This is porno?

No.

Oh, look at that.

I think it was a girl's gapes.

Does what?

Just relax.

Oh, look at that, huh?

Uh-oh.

Pop the starfish.

We're going to do that again.

You're chewing to me.

Make an eye, honey.

Oh, look at that.

The ass even jizzes.

We got a jizzy ass.

Do you have to be in on this?

Just chill.

Shut up.

You know what?

This is my little brother over here.

He's never seen sex.

Okay.

You know what?

Come here.

Come here.

That's right.

There you go.

There's that.

You sure?

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Don't run away from me.

Ow.

Ow.

What are you doing to me?

I'm fucking you out of the shithole.

Come here.

I want you away from me.

There you go.

Yeah.

Ow.

What are you doing to me?

She likes it now.

Yeah.

There you go.