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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,750 We are now almost 3 weeks into the war 2 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:03,760 We are now almost 3 weeks into the war 3 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,909 We are now almost 3 weeks into the war in Iran and it's not going great. Oil 4 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:07,919 in Iran and it's not going great. Oil 5 00:00:07,919 --> 00:00:09,990 in Iran and it's not going great. Oil prices are surging. Our planes are 6 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:10,000 prices are surging. Our planes are 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,470 prices are surging. Our planes are getting shot out of the sky. And now 8 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:12,480 getting shot out of the sky. And now 9 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,910 getting shot out of the sky. And now Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200 10 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:15,920 Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200 11 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:22,390 Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200 billion to fight this war. 12 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:22,400 13 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,710 >> And they say women be shopping. Huh? 14 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:26,720 >> And they say women be shopping. Huh? 15 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,109 >> And they say women be shopping. Huh? And on top of all of this, our allies 16 00:00:29,109 --> 00:00:29,119 And on top of all of this, our allies 17 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:31,269 And on top of all of this, our allies are angry that Trump started this war 18 00:00:31,269 --> 00:00:31,279 are angry that Trump started this war 19 00:00:31,279 --> 00:00:33,670 are angry that Trump started this war without consulting them. But of course, 20 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:33,680 without consulting them. But of course, 21 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,830 without consulting them. But of course, President Trump is smoothing things over 22 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:35,840 President Trump is smoothing things over 23 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,470 President Trump is smoothing things over with his trademark charm. 24 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:38,480 with his trademark charm. 25 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:42,549 with his trademark charm. >> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in 26 00:00:42,549 --> 00:00:42,559 >> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in 27 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:45,030 >> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the 28 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:45,040 Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the 29 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,549 Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran? 30 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:46,559 war before attacking Iran? 31 00:00:46,559 --> 00:00:49,270 war before attacking Iran? >> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows 32 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:49,280 >> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows 33 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,549 >> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Okay. 34 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:52,559 better about surprise than Japan? Okay. 35 00:00:52,559 --> 00:00:54,310 better about surprise than Japan? Okay. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl 36 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:54,320 Why didn't you tell me about Pearl 37 00:00:54,320 --> 00:01:00,069 Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay. 38 00:01:00,069 --> 00:01:00,079 39 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:01,270 >> Wow. 40 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:01,280 >> Wow. 41 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,990 >> Wow. >> The Japanese prime minister did not like 42 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:04,000 >> The Japanese prime minister did not like 43 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,350 >> The Japanese prime minister did not like that joke. 44 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:07,360 that joke. 45 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,109 that joke. I haven't seen an American bomb in front 46 00:01:09,109 --> 00:01:09,119 I haven't seen an American bomb in front 47 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:12,230 I haven't seen an American bomb in front of Japan that badly since. 48 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:12,240 of Japan that badly since. 49 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,550 of Japan that badly since. You get the idea. 50 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:14,560 You get the idea. 51 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,149 You get the idea. Although, I will give Trump credit 52 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:16,159 Although, I will give Trump credit 53 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,030 Although, I will give Trump credit though. He didn't do a Japanese accent. 54 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:19,040 though. He didn't do a Japanese accent. 55 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,070 though. He didn't do a Japanese accent. So, let's call that progress. 56 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:22,080 So, let's call that progress. 57 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,950 So, let's call that progress. But taking all of this into account, it 58 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:24,960 But taking all of this into account, it 59 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,510 But taking all of this into account, it feels like America could really use a 60 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:27,520 feels like America could really use a 61 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,030 feels like America could really use a win right now. 62 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:29,040 win right now. 63 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,510 win right now. >> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation 64 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:31,520 >> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation 65 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,789 >> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's 66 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:34,799 lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's 67 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:36,950 lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's deputies. He's calling it a victory for 68 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:36,960 deputies. He's calling it a victory for 69 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,469 deputies. He's calling it a victory for FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 70 00:01:38,469 --> 00:01:38,479 FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 71 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:41,990 FREEDOM OF SPEECH. >> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID 72 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:42,000 >> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID 73 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,030 >> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT. 74 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:45,040 IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT. 75 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,270 IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT. >> YEAH. WHOA. 76 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:49,280 77 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,670 NOW that that looks like American 78 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:51,680 NOW that that looks like American 79 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,910 NOW that that looks like American victory to me. I mean, just look at what 80 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:53,920 victory to me. I mean, just look at what 81 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,230 victory to me. I mean, just look at what he's wearing. 82 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:56,240 he's wearing. 83 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,389 he's wearing. If aliens landed here in America, they'd 84 00:01:58,389 --> 00:01:58,399 If aliens landed here in America, they'd 85 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:00,230 If aliens landed here in America, they'd be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it 86 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:00,240 be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it 87 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,310 be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it must be this guy right here, right? His 88 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:02,320 must be this guy right here, right? His 89 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,630 must be this guy right here, right? His glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you 90 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:04,640 glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you 91 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,709 glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you might remember Afroman from his hit 92 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:06,719 might remember Afroman from his hit 93 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:09,350 might remember Afroman from his hit song, Because I Got High. Or you might 94 00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:09,360 song, Because I Got High. Or you might 95 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,910 song, Because I Got High. Or you might not remember it, Because You Got High. 96 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:11,920 not remember it, Because You Got High. 97 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,430 not remember it, Because You Got High. much. 98 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:13,440 much. 99 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,229 much. Basically, back in 2022, local police in 100 00:02:16,229 --> 00:02:16,239 Basically, back in 2022, local police in 101 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,869 Basically, back in 2022, local police in Ohio busted down Afroman's door, 102 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:18,879 Ohio busted down Afroman's door, 103 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:21,350 Ohio busted down Afroman's door, rummaged through his clothes, took money 104 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:21,360 rummaged through his clothes, took money 105 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,390 rummaged through his clothes, took money from his house, scared his kids, all to 106 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:24,400 from his house, scared his kids, all to 107 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,630 from his house, scared his kids, all to look for evidence of crimes that they 108 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:26,640 look for evidence of crimes that they 109 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:30,070 look for evidence of crimes that they never ended up charging him with. Now, 110 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:30,080 never ended up charging him with. Now, 111 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,990 never ended up charging him with. Now, after a raid like this, a lot of people 112 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:32,000 after a raid like this, a lot of people 113 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,390 after a raid like this, a lot of people might try to lay low for a while, not 114 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:34,400 might try to lay low for a while, not 115 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,030 might try to lay low for a while, not piss off the cops. But Afroman happened 116 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:37,040 piss off the cops. But Afroman happened 117 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,830 piss off the cops. But Afroman happened to notice this particular moment where 118 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:39,840 to notice this particular moment where 119 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,830 to notice this particular moment where one of the deputies was searching his 120 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:41,840 one of the deputies was searching his 121 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,470 one of the deputies was searching his kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon 122 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:44,480 kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon 123 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,990 kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon pound cake. 124 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:48,000 125 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,990 And Afroman did what Afroman does. He 126 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:52,000 And Afroman did what Afroman does. He 127 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,229 And Afroman did what Afroman does. He released multiple satirical music videos 128 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:54,239 released multiple satirical music videos 129 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:57,509 released multiple satirical music videos using his own security camera footage of 130 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:57,519 using his own security camera footage of 131 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:59,509 using his own security camera footage of the incident that included images. 132 00:02:59,509 --> 00:02:59,519 the incident that included images. 133 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:01,750 the incident that included images. You're seeing some of that here of these 134 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:01,760 You're seeing some of that here of these 135 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,070 You're seeing some of that here of these officers. 136 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:04,080 officers. 137 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,110 officers. pound cake. 138 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:07,120 pound cake. 139 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,670 pound cake. It tastes so nice. 140 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:11,680 141 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,309 It made the sheriff want to put down his 142 00:03:14,309 --> 00:03:14,319 It made the sheriff want to put down his 143 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:19,110 It made the sheriff want to put down his gun and cut him a slice. 144 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:19,120 gun and cut him a slice. 145 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,509 gun and cut him a slice. Oh man. 146 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:21,519 Oh man. 147 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,229 Oh man. Oh. 148 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:24,239 Oh. 149 00:03:24,239 --> 00:03:26,630 Oh. Oh, 150 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:26,640 Oh, 151 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,790 Oh, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs 152 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:28,800 I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs 153 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,670 I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs have really evolved. They used to say 154 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:31,680 have really evolved. They used to say 155 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,670 have really evolved. They used to say the police. Now they body shame them 156 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:33,680 the police. Now they body shame them 157 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,229 the police. Now they body shame them over carbs. 158 00:03:36,229 --> 00:03:36,239 over carbs. 159 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:38,070 over carbs. And that was just the beginning. Afroman 160 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:38,080 And that was just the beginning. Afroman 161 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,229 And that was just the beginning. Afroman put out a whole series of videos about 162 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:40,239 put out a whole series of videos about 163 00:03:40,239 --> 00:03:42,710 put out a whole series of videos about the cops addressing specific grievances 164 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:42,720 the cops addressing specific grievances 165 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,949 the cops addressing specific grievances and songs like, "Will you help me repair 166 00:03:44,949 --> 00:03:44,959 and songs like, "Will you help me repair 167 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,309 and songs like, "Will you help me repair my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my 168 00:03:48,309 --> 00:03:48,319 my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my 169 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:50,550 my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my video camera?" 170 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:50,560 video camera?" 171 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,430 video camera?" as well as songs with more general 172 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:53,440 as well as songs with more general 173 00:03:53,440 --> 00:04:04,070 as well as songs with more general observations. 174 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:04,080 175 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:14,710 That's why 176 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:14,720 177 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,509 >> I'll tell you 178 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:19,519 179 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:22,390 and that is why AI will never replace 180 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:22,400 and that is why AI will never replace 181 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,909 and that is why AI will never replace real musicians. 182 00:04:25,909 --> 00:04:25,919 183 00:04:25,919 --> 00:04:28,790 Now, a lot of people found these Cuck 184 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:28,800 Now, a lot of people found these Cuck 185 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,270 Now, a lot of people found these Cuck the Police music videos funny, but the 186 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:31,280 the Police music videos funny, but the 187 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,590 the Police music videos funny, but the police officers who starred in them did 188 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:33,600 police officers who starred in them did 189 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,870 police officers who starred in them did not. So, last year they sued Afroman for 190 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:36,880 not. So, last year they sued Afroman for 191 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,030 not. So, last year they sued Afroman for defamation. And right away, the officers 192 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:39,040 defamation. And right away, the officers 193 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,870 defamation. And right away, the officers had a problem, which is that when you 194 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:40,880 had a problem, which is that when you 195 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,110 had a problem, which is that when you sue someone for making fun of you, you 196 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:43,120 sue someone for making fun of you, you 197 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,110 sue someone for making fun of you, you have to get up on the witness stand and 198 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:45,120 have to get up on the witness stand and 199 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,110 have to get up on the witness stand and talk about how badly you suffered from 200 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:47,120 talk about how badly you suffered from 201 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,790 talk about how badly you suffered from it, 202 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:48,800 it, 203 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,510 it, >> which led to moments like this. Sean, 204 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:51,520 >> which led to moments like this. Sean, 205 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:55,270 >> which led to moments like this. Sean, you were uh called officer poundake by 206 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:55,280 you were uh called officer poundake by 207 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,469 you were uh called officer poundake by Mr. 208 00:04:56,469 --> 00:04:56,479 Mr. 209 00:04:56,479 --> 00:04:58,870 Mr. >> multiple times. You saved hundreds of 210 00:04:58,870 --> 00:04:58,880 >> multiple times. You saved hundreds of 211 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:07,350 >> multiple times. You saved hundreds of pound cakes at work and the people. 212 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:07,360 213 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,790 Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE 214 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:10,800 Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE 215 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,990 Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of 216 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:14,000 HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of 217 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,870 HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of being sent free desserts. 218 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:16,880 being sent free desserts. 219 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,790 being sent free desserts. I just hope Afroman doesn't find out 220 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:18,800 I just hope Afroman doesn't find out 221 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,270 I just hope Afroman doesn't find out that I love banana pudding from Magnolia 222 00:05:21,270 --> 00:05:21,280 that I love banana pudding from Magnolia 223 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,189 that I love banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery. 224 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:23,199 Bakery. 225 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:25,189 Bakery. It would be devastating if my haters 226 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:25,199 It would be devastating if my haters 227 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,189 It would be devastating if my haters sent me hundreds of them with the with 228 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:27,199 sent me hundreds of them with the with 229 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:29,909 sent me hundreds of them with the with vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh 230 00:05:29,909 --> 00:05:29,919 vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh 231 00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:32,390 vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh god, I would never recover. 232 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:32,400 god, I would never recover. 233 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,469 god, I would never recover. Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't 234 00:05:34,469 --> 00:05:34,479 Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't 235 00:05:34,479 --> 00:05:37,270 Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't Afroman's only target. Officer Randy 236 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:37,280 Afroman's only target. Officer Randy 237 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,150 Afroman's only target. Officer Randy Walters sued Afroman for saying I I 238 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:40,160 Walters sued Afroman for saying I I 239 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,830 Walters sued Afroman for saying I I mean, what was it again? Randy Walters, 240 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:43,840 mean, what was it again? Randy Walters, 241 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,590 mean, what was it again? Randy Walters, you son of a [\h__\h] 242 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:45,600 you son of a [\h__\h] 243 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,230 you son of a [\h__\h] >> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant 244 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:48,240 >> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant 245 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,150 >> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant Randy Walters had to get up on the 246 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:50,160 Randy Walters had to get up on the 247 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,469 Randy Walters had to get up on the witness stand and answer the question, 248 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:52,479 witness stand and answer the question, 249 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:55,189 witness stand and answer the question, are you 250 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:55,199 are you 251 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:57,029 are you a son of a [\h__\h] 252 00:05:57,029 --> 00:05:57,039 a son of a [\h__\h] 253 00:05:57,039 --> 00:05:58,710 a son of a [\h__\h] >> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h] 254 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:58,720 >> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h] 255 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,909 >> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h] that would be an opinion. 256 00:06:01,909 --> 00:06:01,919 that would be an opinion. 257 00:06:01,919 --> 00:06:03,590 that would be an opinion. >> I'd say that would be an opinion. 258 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:03,600 >> I'd say that would be an opinion. 259 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,110 >> I'd say that would be an opinion. >> Okay. Because there's no way we can 260 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:05,120 >> Okay. Because there's no way we can 261 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,629 >> Okay. Because there's no way we can prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or 262 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:06,639 prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or 263 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:07,110 prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or not. 264 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:07,120 not. 265 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,110 not. >> She's been dead for years. I'm 266 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:09,120 >> She's been dead for years. I'm 267 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,150 >> She's been dead for years. I'm >> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing. 268 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:12,160 >> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing. 269 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,029 >> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 270 00:06:13,029 --> 00:06:13,039 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 271 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:13,749 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 272 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:13,759 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 273 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:14,950 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 274 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:14,960 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 275 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,909 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one 276 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:17,919 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one 277 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,189 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one mentioned your mom. 278 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:21,199 mentioned your mom. 279 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:24,550 mentioned your mom. Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got 280 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:24,560 Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got 281 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,990 Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got to say, I I didn't realize that 282 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:26,000 to say, I I didn't realize that 283 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,150 to say, I I didn't realize that determining whether or not someone was a 284 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:28,160 determining whether or not someone was a 285 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,029 determining whether or not someone was a [\h__\h] was part of the legal profession. 286 00:06:31,029 --> 00:06:31,039 [\h__\h] was part of the legal profession. 287 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:32,870 [\h__\h] was part of the legal profession. It does give me hope for my new pilot, 288 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:32,880 It does give me hope for my new pilot, 289 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,029 It does give me hope for my new pilot, [\h__\h] Court, with Judge Jordan. 290 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:37,039 291 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:38,950 And this 292 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:38,960 And this 293 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,510 And this this it could still work if you know 294 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:41,520 this it could still work if you know 295 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,749 this it could still work if you know anybody who's buying. And this is 296 00:06:43,749 --> 00:06:43,759 anybody who's buying. And this is 297 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,110 anybody who's buying. And this is generally the big challenge with the 298 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:45,120 generally the big challenge with the 299 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,270 generally the big challenge with the defamation lawsuit because to win you 300 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:47,280 defamation lawsuit because to win you 301 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,029 defamation lawsuit because to win you have to argue that a reasonable person 302 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:49,039 have to argue that a reasonable person 303 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:51,430 have to argue that a reasonable person would believe that Afroman's claims were 304 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:51,440 would believe that Afroman's claims were 305 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,350 would believe that Afroman's claims were facts and not just jokes. And that's 306 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:53,360 facts and not just jokes. And that's 307 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,510 facts and not just jokes. And that's especially awkward because Afroman also 308 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:55,520 especially awkward because Afroman also 309 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,710 especially awkward because Afroman also said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh 310 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:58,720 said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh 311 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,469 said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put 312 00:07:00,469 --> 00:07:00,479 wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put 313 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:05,430 wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put it? 314 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:05,440 315 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,950 >> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy 316 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:08,960 >> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy 317 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,950 >> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy Walters had to argue that a reasonable 318 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:10,960 Walters had to argue that a reasonable 319 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,670 Walters had to argue that a reasonable person might believe that which led to 320 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:13,680 person might believe that which led to 321 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,550 person might believe that which led to perhaps my favorite moment of the trial. 322 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:16,560 perhaps my favorite moment of the trial. 323 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,790 perhaps my favorite moment of the trial. >> So you're claiming that is the 324 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:18,800 >> So you're claiming that is the 325 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,390 >> So you're claiming that is the defamation statement is that he said he 326 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:20,400 defamation statement is that he said he 327 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,390 defamation statement is that he said he had sex with your wife. 328 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:22,400 had sex with your wife. 329 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,029 had sex with your wife. >> Yes. 330 00:07:23,029 --> 00:07:23,039 >> Yes. 331 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:24,790 >> Yes. >> Okay. And that's painted you in a false 332 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:24,800 >> Okay. And that's painted you in a false 333 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,510 >> Okay. And that's painted you in a false light. 334 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:25,520 light. 335 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,629 light. >> It's caused tremendous pain in my life 336 00:07:28,629 --> 00:07:28,639 >> It's caused tremendous pain in my life 337 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:30,390 >> It's caused tremendous pain in my life that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. 338 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:30,400 that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. 339 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,430 that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman. 340 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:31,440 Foreman. 341 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,029 Foreman. >> But we all know that's not true. 342 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:33,039 >> But we all know that's not true. 343 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:34,070 >> But we all know that's not true. Correct. 344 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:34,080 Correct. 345 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:46,469 Correct. >> I don't know. 346 00:07:46,469 --> 00:07:46,479 347 00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:48,790 I don't know. 348 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:48,800 I don't know. 349 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,670 I don't know. Just look at me and my whole deal here. 350 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:51,680 Just look at me and my whole deal here. 351 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,749 Just look at me and my whole deal here. I think a reasonable person could assume 352 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:53,759 I think a reasonable person could assume 353 00:07:53,759 --> 00:07:57,830 I think a reasonable person could assume I'm unable to satisfy my wife. 354 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:57,840 I'm unable to satisfy my wife. 355 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,230 I'm unable to satisfy my wife. Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously, 356 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:00,240 Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously, 357 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,869 Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously, no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping 358 00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:02,879 no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping 359 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,350 no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare 360 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:05,360 with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare 361 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,070 with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare slander them or their beautiful child. 362 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:08,080 slander them or their beautiful child. 363 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,510 slander them or their beautiful child. Now, 364 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:11,520 365 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,790 can I just say, can I just say this? 366 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:14,800 can I just say, can I just say this? 367 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,150 can I just say, can I just say this? This puts Officer Poundake in an even an 368 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:18,160 This puts Officer Poundake in an even an 369 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,430 This puts Officer Poundake in an even an even worse light. The other guy is like, 370 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:21,440 even worse light. The other guy is like, 371 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,830 even worse light. The other guy is like, "Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and 372 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:23,840 "Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and 373 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,390 "Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and said he my wife." And then you're like, 374 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:26,400 said he my wife." And then you're like, 375 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,990 said he my wife." And then you're like, "Yeah, and he said I had a sweet tooth 376 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:32,000 377 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,829 again." Okay. The central question of 378 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:33,839 again." Okay. The central question of 379 00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:35,670 again." Okay. The central question of this case wasn't whether Afroman songs 380 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:35,680 this case wasn't whether Afroman songs 381 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,350 this case wasn't whether Afroman songs were factual. It was whether people 382 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:37,360 were factual. It was whether people 383 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,829 were factual. It was whether people would think they were true. And this is 384 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:39,839 would think they were true. And this is 385 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,509 would think they were true. And this is how his lawyer made the case. 386 00:08:41,509 --> 00:08:41,519 how his lawyer made the case. 387 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:44,710 how his lawyer made the case. >> Look at that suit. 388 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:44,720 >> Look at that suit. 389 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,350 >> Look at that suit. Does this look like a man who thinks 390 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:47,360 Does this look like a man who thinks 391 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,750 Does this look like a man who thinks that everybody's going to assume that 392 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:49,760 that everybody's going to assume that 393 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:57,670 that everybody's going to assume that everything he's saying is back? 394 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:57,680 395 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,350 I'm beginning to see how brilliant 396 00:08:59,350 --> 00:08:59,360 I'm beginning to see how brilliant 397 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,389 I'm beginning to see how brilliant wearing that suit is. Ladies and 398 00:09:02,389 --> 00:09:02,399 wearing that suit is. Ladies and 399 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:04,150 wearing that suit is. Ladies and gentlemen, does my client look like 400 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:04,160 gentlemen, does my client look like 401 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,110 gentlemen, does my client look like someone you should take seriously? 402 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:07,120 someone you should take seriously? 403 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,190 someone you should take seriously? He dresses like the DJ at the club where 404 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:09,200 He dresses like the DJ at the club where 405 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,750 He dresses like the DJ at the club where Betsy Ross strips. 406 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:11,760 Betsy Ross strips. 407 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,550 Betsy Ross strips. And by the way, I love this lawyer, too. 408 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:14,560 And by the way, I love this lawyer, too. 409 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,550 And by the way, I love this lawyer, too. Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over 410 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:16,560 Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over 411 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,070 Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over here. 412 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:18,080 here. 413 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,310 here. Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top 414 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:20,320 Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top 415 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,949 Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top case at three and then I got to go back 416 00:09:22,949 --> 00:09:22,959 case at three and then I got to go back 417 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:25,430 case at three and then I got to go back to forging my own swords. Thank you, 418 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:25,440 to forging my own swords. Thank you, 419 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,829 to forging my own swords. Thank you, your honor. But there were actual free 420 00:09:27,829 --> 00:09:27,839 your honor. But there were actual free 421 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:30,630 your honor. But there were actual free speech issues on trial here. An Afroman 422 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:30,640 speech issues on trial here. An Afroman 423 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,110 speech issues on trial here. An Afroman was unapologetic about his rights. 424 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:33,120 was unapologetic about his rights. 425 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,110 was unapologetic about his rights. >> After they run around my house with guns 426 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:35,120 >> After they run around my house with guns 427 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,269 >> After they run around my house with guns and kick down my door, I got the right 428 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:37,279 and kick down my door, I got the right 429 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:39,590 and kick down my door, I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my 430 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:39,600 to kick a can in my backyard, use my 431 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,990 to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times 432 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:42,000 freedom of speech, turn my bad times 433 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,670 freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think 434 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:45,680 into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think 435 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,990 into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go 436 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:48,000 I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go 437 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,389 I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go to their house, kick down their doors, 438 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:50,399 to their house, kick down their doors, 439 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,070 to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance 440 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:52,080 flip them off on their surveillance 441 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,470 flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and 442 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:54,480 cameras, then try to play the victim and 443 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,990 cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them. 444 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:56,000 sue them. 445 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,230 sue them. >> WOW. 446 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:58,240 >> WOW. 447 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,190 >> WOW. >> WOW. 448 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:01,200 449 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,030 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND 450 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:03,040 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND 451 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,110 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND salute because of the speech he gave or 452 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:05,120 salute because of the speech he gave or 453 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,269 salute because of the speech he gave or because he's wearing all the American 454 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:07,279 because he's wearing all the American 455 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:10,630 because he's wearing all the American flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman 456 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:10,640 flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman 457 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:15,910 flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman should run for president. Except 458 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:15,920 should run for president. Except 459 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,910 should run for president. Except that was a real thing that happened in 460 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:17,920 that was a real thing that happened in 461 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,750 that was a real thing that happened in 2024 462 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:19,760 2024 463 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,910 2024 and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT 464 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:21,920 and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT 465 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,670 and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT HIM. 466 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:23,680 HIM. 467 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,150 HIM. WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN 468 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:26,160 WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN 469 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,910 WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that 470 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:29,920 RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that 471 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,190 RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that would be ideal, but you can't tell me it 472 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,200 would be ideal, but you can't tell me it 473 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:37,240 would be ideal, but you can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. 39886

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