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on one of the least productive work days

on one of the least productive work days

on one of the least productive work days
of the year. The NCAA men's basketball

of the year. The NCAA men's basketball

of the year. The NCAA men's basketball
tournament started today.

tournament started today.

tournament started today.
32 teams play today, 32 play tomorrow.

32 teams play today, 32 play tomorrow.

32 teams play today, 32 play tomorrow.
They'll whittle that down to 16 and then

They'll whittle that down to 16 and then

They'll whittle that down to 16 and then
eight. Then the final four and then the

eight. Then the final four and then the

eight. Then the final four and then the
finals. And the winner goes to the White

finals. And the winner goes to the White

finals. And the winner goes to the White
House to hand their trophy over to

House to hand their trophy over to

House to hand their trophy over to
President Trump.

President Trump.

President Trump.
This is actually a sad time of the year

This is actually a sad time of the year

This is actually a sad time of the year
for me. Um, my grandmother died from

for me. Um, my grandmother died from

for me. Um, my grandmother died from
March Madness. So, yeah, the weird thing

March Madness. So, yeah, the weird thing

March Madness. So, yeah, the weird thing
is it happened in May, but it is hot

is it happened in May, but it is hot

is it happened in May, but it is hot
today. Got up to 94 degrees Fahrenheit

today. Got up to 94 degrees Fahrenheit

today. Got up to 94 degrees Fahrenheit
today. It's still winter. Tomorrow is

today. It's still winter. Tomorrow is

today. It's still winter. Tomorrow is
the first day of spring. It's still

the first day of spring. It's still

the first day of spring. It's still
winter right now. Tomorrow is what they

winter right now. Tomorrow is what they

winter right now. Tomorrow is what they
call the vernal equinox. Equinox is a

call the vernal equinox. Equinox is a

call the vernal equinox. Equinox is a
Latin word that means expensive gym

Latin word that means expensive gym

Latin word that means expensive gym
membership. But spring, I have to say,

membership. But spring, I have to say,

membership. But spring, I have to say,
is the most beautiful time of the year

is the most beautiful time of the year

is the most beautiful time of the year
around here. You look out on the street,

around here. You look out on the street,

around here. You look out on the street,
see the Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Man

see the Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Man

see the Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Man
mating. It really is

mating. It really is

mating. It really is
beautiful to behold. But for now, it is

beautiful to behold. But for now, it is

beautiful to behold. But for now, it is
winter and it's hot. So, we have GMO

winter and it's hot. So, we have GMO

winter and it's hot. So, we have GMO
stationed outside right now. Hi, GMO.

stationed outside right now. Hi, GMO.

stationed outside right now. Hi, GMO.
How are you?

How are you?

How are you?
>> NOT TOO GOOD, JIMMY. STILL HOT, HUH?

>> NOT TOO GOOD, JIMMY. STILL HOT, HUH?

>> NOT TOO GOOD, JIMMY. STILL HOT, HUH?
>> IT'S TOO HOT HERE, JIMMY. How's the AC

>> IT'S TOO HOT HERE, JIMMY. How's the AC

>> IT'S TOO HOT HERE, JIMMY. How's the AC
inside?

inside?

inside?
>> It's great. It's very cool in here. It's

>> It's great. It's very cool in here. It's

>> It's great. It's very cool in here. It's
actually a little bit chilly.

actually a little bit chilly.

actually a little bit chilly.
>> No, here is super hot.

>> No, here is super hot.

>> No, here is super hot.
>> Okay. Hi there. How are you? This is why

>> Okay. Hi there. How are you? This is why

>> Okay. Hi there. How are you? This is why
we do the show in Hollywood, folks.

we do the show in Hollywood, folks.

we do the show in Hollywood, folks.
Right there. It's So, GMO is going to

Right there. It's So, GMO is going to

Right there. It's So, GMO is going to
provide a public service tonight. You

provide a public service tonight. You

provide a public service tonight. You
know, heat kills like a hundred billion

know, heat kills like a hundred billion

know, heat kills like a hundred billion
people a day. And GMO is out there to

people a day. And GMO is out there to

people a day. And GMO is out there to
cool people down with what, Gummo?

cool people down with what, Gummo?

cool people down with what, Gummo?
>> With a host, dumbass.

>> With a host, dumbass.

>> With a host, dumbass.
>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.
>> I don't know why dumbass was necessary,

>> I don't know why dumbass was necessary,

>> I don't know why dumbass was necessary,
but All right. See if you can find

but All right. See if you can find

but All right. See if you can find
somebody who wants a good hose down.

somebody who wants a good hose down.

somebody who wants a good hose down.
Right.

Right.

Right.
>> Hi everybody. Come over here.

>> Hi everybody. Come over here.

>> Hi everybody. Come over here.
>> Come over here. It's hot today. Come

>> Come over here. It's hot today. Come

>> Come over here. It's hot today. Come
over here.

over here.

over here.
>> You probably don't have to tell them

>> You probably don't have to tell them

>> You probably don't have to tell them
it's hot. They probably feel it

it's hot. They probably feel it

it's hot. They probably feel it
themselves.

themselves.

themselves.
>> Hi. How are you?

>> Hi. How are you?

>> Hi. How are you?
>> Fine. Thanks.

>> Fine. Thanks.

>> Fine. Thanks.
>> Good. It's hot, right?

>> Good. It's hot, right?

>> Good. It's hot, right?
>> Of course.

>> Of course.

>> Of course.
>> You want to cool down?

>> You want to cool down?

>> You want to cool down?
>> Of course. Why not?

>> Of course. Why not?

>> Of course. Why not?
>> Can I hold Can I just say GMO?

>> Can I hold Can I just say GMO?

>> Can I hold Can I just say GMO?
Um maybe Hi, how are you? Thanks, GMO.

Um maybe Hi, how are you? Thanks, GMO.

Um maybe Hi, how are you? Thanks, GMO.
Uh maybe ask them if they want to be

Uh maybe ask them if they want to be

Uh maybe ask them if they want to be
hosed down before they get hosed down.

hosed down before they get hosed down.

hosed down before they get hosed down.
>> Next time Jimmy, how are you?

>> Next time Jimmy, how are you?

>> Next time Jimmy, how are you?
>> I'm fine.

>> I'm fine.

>> I'm fine.
>> Okay. And do you feel better now? Do you

>> Okay. And do you feel better now? Do you

>> Okay. And do you feel better now? Do you
feel cooler?

feel cooler?

feel cooler?
>> Of course. Of course. Very cool.

>> Of course. Of course. Very cool.

>> Of course. Of course. Very cool.
>> Where are you visiting from?

>> Where are you visiting from?

>> Where are you visiting from?
>> For 12 days here in LA. I come from LA

>> For 12 days here in LA. I come from LA

>> For 12 days here in LA. I come from LA
from Germany.

from Germany.

from Germany.
>> Oh, very good. All right. Well, welcome.

>> Oh, very good. All right. Well, welcome.

>> Oh, very good. All right. Well, welcome.
Please tell everyone back home that

Please tell everyone back home that

Please tell everyone back home that
we're nicer than we appear.

we're nicer than we appear.

we're nicer than we appear.
>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.
>> Let's get somebody in there to dry them

>> Let's get somebody in there to dry them

>> Let's get somebody in there to dry them
off. Yeah, there you go. All right. Give

off. Yeah, there you go. All right. Give

off. Yeah, there you go. All right. Give
you a little Okay, that's good. All

you a little Okay, that's good. All

you a little Okay, that's good. All
right, GMO, you hang out there. You keep

right, GMO, you hang out there. You keep

right, GMO, you hang out there. You keep
hosing people and we'll check back in

hosing people and we'll check back in

hosing people and we'll check back in
later. Okay.

later. Okay.

later. Okay.
>> Sure, Jimmy. Whatever you say.

>> Sure, Jimmy. Whatever you say.

>> Sure, Jimmy. Whatever you say.
>> Okay. Thank you, GMO. Um, you know, the

>> Okay. Thank you, GMO. Um, you know, the

>> Okay. Thank you, GMO. Um, you know, the
temperature in Washington today was very

temperature in Washington today was very

temperature in Washington today was very
pleasant outside. Outside in DC, it was

pleasant outside. Outside in DC, it was

pleasant outside. Outside in DC, it was
in the 50s. Inside the White House, it

in the 50s. Inside the White House, it

in the 50s. Inside the White House, it
was very cold because President Trump

was very cold because President Trump

was very cold because President Trump
met with the prime minister of Japan

met with the prime minister of Japan

met with the prime minister of Japan
today. Now, Trump is hoping Japan will

today. Now, Trump is hoping Japan will

today. Now, Trump is hoping Japan will
offer military assistance for his war in

offer military assistance for his war in

offer military assistance for his war in
the Middle East. But instead, the prime

the Middle East. But instead, the prime

the Middle East. But instead, the prime
minister brought him 250 cherry trees to

minister brought him 250 cherry trees to

minister brought him 250 cherry trees to
commemorate our 250th anniversary. This

commemorate our 250th anniversary. This

commemorate our 250th anniversary. This
is a guy who paved over the rose garden.

is a guy who paved over the rose garden.

is a guy who paved over the rose garden.
So, what is he going to do with 250

So, what is he going to do with 250

So, what is he going to do with 250
cherry trees? He'll probably use them to

cherry trees? He'll probably use them to

cherry trees? He'll probably use them to
build a waffle house or something. But

build a waffle house or something. But

build a waffle house or something. But
Trump very much wants Japan to support

Trump very much wants Japan to support

Trump very much wants Japan to support
his war on Iran. He asked the prime

his war on Iran. He asked the prime

his war on Iran. He asked the prime
minister, he asked her today to send us

minister, he asked her today to send us

minister, he asked her today to send us
a Godzilla, and she said no. You know,

a Godzilla, and she said no. You know,

a Godzilla, and she said no. You know,
we often cringe when real leaders come

we often cringe when real leaders come

we often cringe when real leaders come
to visit ours, but today I think we hit

to visit ours, but today I think we hit

to visit ours, but today I think we hit
a new level of discomfort as FDRBs

a new level of discomfort as FDRBs

a new level of discomfort as FDRBs
answered a reporter from Japan in an

answered a reporter from Japan in an

answered a reporter from Japan in an
absolutely astonishing way.

absolutely astonishing way.

absolutely astonishing way.
>> Why didn't you tell US allies about the

>> Why didn't you tell US allies about the

>> Why didn't you tell US allies about the
war before attacking Iran? So, we are

war before attacking Iran? So, we are

war before attacking Iran? So, we are
very confused about we Japanese

very confused about we Japanese

very confused about we Japanese
citizens.

citizens.

citizens.
>> Well, one thing you don't want to signal

>> Well, one thing you don't want to signal

>> Well, one thing you don't want to signal
too much. You know, when we go in, we

too much. You know, when we go in, we

too much. You know, when we go in, we
went in very hard and we didn't tell

went in very hard and we didn't tell

went in very hard and we didn't tell
anybody about it because we wanted

anybody about it because we wanted

anybody about it because we wanted
surprise. Who knows better about

surprise. Who knows better about

surprise. Who knows better about
surprise than Japan? Okay. Why didn't

surprise than Japan? Okay. Why didn't

surprise than Japan? Okay. Why didn't
you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay.

you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay.

you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay.
Right.

I guess we should be grateful he didn't

I guess we should be grateful he didn't
do an accent.

do an accent.

do an accent.
What is going on through that orange

What is going on through that orange

What is going on through that orange
head of his there? Let me tell you,

head of his there? Let me tell you,

head of his there? Let me tell you,
there's no doubt in my mind that

there's no doubt in my mind that

there's no doubt in my mind that
everything he knows about Pearl Harbor

everything he knows about Pearl Harbor

everything he knows about Pearl Harbor
begins and ends with a movie starring

begins and ends with a movie starring

begins and ends with a movie starring
Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck.
And yesterday he Israel yesterday

And yesterday he Israel yesterday

And yesterday he Israel yesterday
launched a missile attack on the world's

launched a missile attack on the world's

launched a missile attack on the world's
largest natural gas reserve in Iran,

largest natural gas reserve in Iran,

largest natural gas reserve in Iran,
which led Iran to threaten zero

which led Iran to threaten zero

which led Iran to threaten zero
restraint if that happens again. Zero

restraint if that happens again. Zero

restraint if that happens again. Zero
restraint is not good news for the

restraint is not good news for the

restraint is not good news for the
country surrounding Iran. So Trump

country surrounding Iran. So Trump

country surrounding Iran. So Trump
immediately moved to distance himself

immediately moved to distance himself

immediately moved to distance himself
from this. He claimed he knew nothing

from this. He claimed he knew nothing

from this. He claimed he knew nothing
about it. says he didn't know the

about it. says he didn't know the

about it. says he didn't know the
Israelis were going to strike, but then

Israelis were going to strike, but then

Israelis were going to strike, but then
sources out of Israel said they carried

sources out of Israel said they carried

sources out of Israel said they carried
this out with the United States in

this out with the United States in

this out with the United States in
coordination. So, either he did know it

coordination. So, either he did know it

coordination. So, either he did know it
and he's lying or he didn't know it

and he's lying or he didn't know it

and he's lying or he didn't know it
because he doesn't bother to read the

because he doesn't bother to read the

because he doesn't bother to read the
intelligence briefings. Either way, it's

intelligence briefings. Either way, it's

intelligence briefings. Either way, it's
amazing how one man can know more than

amazing how one man can know more than

amazing how one man can know more than
all the generals and yet also know

all the generals and yet also know

all the generals and yet also know
nothing at all when it's convenient. And

nothing at all when it's convenient. And

nothing at all when it's convenient. And
this excursion of his that everyone in

this excursion of his that everyone in

this excursion of his that everyone in
his world keeps saying isn't going to go

his world keeps saying isn't going to go

his world keeps saying isn't going to go
on forever. Well, the Defense Department

on forever. Well, the Defense Department

on forever. Well, the Defense Department
just put in a request to fund the war

just put in a request to fund the war

just put in a request to fund the war
for, are you ready? $200 billion. That's

for, are you ready? $200 billion. That's

for, are you ready? $200 billion. That's
billion with a B and insane with a D and

billion with a B and insane with a D and

billion with a B and insane with a D and
a J and a T. Trump said this is a small

a J and a T. Trump said this is a small

a J and a T. Trump said this is a small
price to pay to make sure we stay tippy

price to pay to make sure we stay tippy

price to pay to make sure we stay tippy
top. That's right. Our president uses

top. That's right. Our president uses

top. That's right. Our president uses
the words tippy top to describe our

the words tippy top to describe our

the words tippy top to describe our
military. But I have an idea. I think in

military. But I have an idea. I think in

military. But I have an idea. I think in
instead of spending all this money on

instead of spending all this money on

instead of spending all this money on
weapons to drop on people, why don't we

weapons to drop on people, why don't we

weapons to drop on people, why don't we
just offer Trump a h 100red billion of

just offer Trump a h 100red billion of

just offer Trump a h 100red billion of
it to go away? The way you pay off

it to go away? The way you pay off

it to go away? The way you pay off
and his contractors,

and his contractors,

and his contractors,
he'd take it, right? Listen, Mr.

he'd take it, right? Listen, Mr.

he'd take it, right? Listen, Mr.
President, you don't have to sell any

President, you don't have to sell any

President, you don't have to sell any
more hats, any more Bibles. It's cash up

more hats, any more Bibles. It's cash up

more hats, any more Bibles. It's cash up
front. Just go back to Florida and

front. Just go back to Florida and

front. Just go back to Florida and
cajil.

cajil.

cajil.
Even some of Trump's Foxy friends have

Even some of Trump's Foxy friends have

Even some of Trump's Foxy friends have
begun to question the wisdom of getting

begun to question the wisdom of getting

begun to question the wisdom of getting
into a potentially prolonged and

into a potentially prolonged and

into a potentially prolonged and
expensive military conflict, especially

expensive military conflict, especially

expensive military conflict, especially
after he repeatedly promised not to.

after he repeatedly promised not to.

after he repeatedly promised not to.
That means all the president's henchmen

That means all the president's henchmen

That means all the president's henchmen
are working overtime now to try to sell

are working overtime now to try to sell

are working overtime now to try to sell
this, including the world's largest

this, including the world's largest

this, including the world's largest
living rodent, Steven Miller, who took a

living rodent, Steven Miller, who took a

living rodent, Steven Miller, who took a
break from pleasuring himself to ICE

break from pleasuring himself to ICE

break from pleasuring himself to ICE
agents grabbing parents outside schools

agents grabbing parents outside schools

agents grabbing parents outside schools
to offer this compelling explanation. I

to offer this compelling explanation. I

to offer this compelling explanation. I
know it's been 20 days or we're in our

know it's been 20 days or we're in our

know it's been 20 days or we're in our
20th day now, but why has this taken so

20th day now, but why has this taken so

20th day now, but why has this taken so
long?

long?

long?
>> Well, I would I would look at it the

>> Well, I would I would look at it the

>> Well, I would I would look at it the
exact opposite, which is how has this

exact opposite, which is how has this

exact opposite, which is how has this
happened so fast?

happened so fast?

happened so fast?
>> That's right. From my perspective as an

>> That's right. From my perspective as an

>> That's right. From my perspective as an
800year-old vampire, this has gone very

800year-old vampire, this has gone very

800year-old vampire, this has gone very
very quickly. And then Laura Ingram

very quickly. And then Laura Ingram

very quickly. And then Laura Ingram
asked if they have any idea of who they

asked if they have any idea of who they

asked if they have any idea of who they
might want to run Iran. Is there anyone

might want to run Iran. Is there anyone

might want to run Iran. Is there anyone
remaining that you think would actually

remaining that you think would actually

remaining that you think would actually
I mean I don't want to say be

I mean I don't want to say be

I mean I don't want to say be
trustworthy or or could be in a position

trustworthy or or could be in a position

trustworthy or or could be in a position
to quote negotiate when it's obviously

to quote negotiate when it's obviously

to quote negotiate when it's obviously
it's unconditional surrender. That's the

it's unconditional surrender. That's the

it's unconditional surrender. That's the
only thing that we're going to we're

only thing that we're going to we're

only thing that we're going to we're
going to demand or tolerate.

going to demand or tolerate.

going to demand or tolerate.
>> The the American military objective is

>> The the American military objective is

>> The the American military objective is
to neuter the regime to render them

to neuter the regime to render them

to neuter the regime to render them
impotent.

impotent.

impotent.
He says that word like he's seen it

He says that word like he's seen it

He says that word like he's seen it
written on his medical charts online.

written on his medical charts online.

written on his medical charts online.
impotent.

impotent.

impotent.
He's im he's he just creamed his

He's im he's he just creamed his

He's im he's he just creamed his
regimes. He's so excited. He's After

regimes. He's so excited. He's After

regimes. He's so excited. He's After
almost 3 weeks, Trump World has finally

almost 3 weeks, Trump World has finally

almost 3 weeks, Trump World has finally
settled on their reason why we bombed

settled on their reason why we bombed

settled on their reason why we bombed
Iran. The story's changed about six

Iran. The story's changed about six

Iran. The story's changed about six
times, but the one they're sticking to

times, but the one they're sticking to

times, but the one they're sticking to
now is that we attacked because they

now is that we attacked because they

now is that we attacked because they
posed an imminent threat with nuclear

posed an imminent threat with nuclear

posed an imminent threat with nuclear
weapons, which is not what we've heard

weapons, which is not what we've heard

weapons, which is not what we've heard
from our intelligence community. Last

from our intelligence community. Last

from our intelligence community. Last
night I mentioned one of Trump's top

night I mentioned one of Trump's top

night I mentioned one of Trump's top
handpicked intelligence guys. This guy

handpicked intelligence guys. This guy

handpicked intelligence guys. This guy
named Joe Kent resigned because he

named Joe Kent resigned because he

named Joe Kent resigned because he
doesn't think the war was warranted. And

doesn't think the war was warranted. And

doesn't think the war was warranted. And
even though the Joe Kent is deep red

even though the Joe Kent is deep red

even though the Joe Kent is deep red
MAGA, he contradicted the president

MAGA, he contradicted the president

MAGA, he contradicted the president
bigly.

bigly.

bigly.
>> Was Iran

>> Was Iran

>> Was Iran
on the verge of getting a nuclear

on the verge of getting a nuclear

on the verge of getting a nuclear
weapon?

weapon?

weapon?
>> No, they they weren't, you know, 3 weeks

>> No, they they weren't, you know, 3 weeks

>> No, they they weren't, you know, 3 weeks
ago when this this started and they

ago when this this started and they

ago when this this started and they
weren't in June either.

weren't in June either.

weren't in June either.
>> Not even a little nuclear weapon like a

>> Not even a little nuclear weapon like a

>> Not even a little nuclear weapon like a
superer size. By the way, that's not

superer size. By the way, that's not

superer size. By the way, that's not
Rachel Maddo. That's Tucker Carlson. The

Rachel Maddo. That's Tucker Carlson. The

Rachel Maddo. That's Tucker Carlson. The
resistance is coming from inside the

resistance is coming from inside the

resistance is coming from inside the
house now. And of course, there are many

house now. And of course, there are many

house now. And of course, there are many
who believe that this was all cooked up

who believe that this was all cooked up

who believe that this was all cooked up
to distract us from the Trump Epstein

to distract us from the Trump Epstein

to distract us from the Trump Epstein
files, which added another twist today.

files, which added another twist today.

files, which added another twist today.
You know, Trump has repeatedly claimed

You know, Trump has repeatedly claimed

You know, Trump has repeatedly claimed
that he kicked his BFF Jeff out of the

that he kicked his BFF Jeff out of the

that he kicked his BFF Jeff out of the
Mar out of Mara Lago. But there's a

Mar out of Mara Lago. But there's a

Mar out of Mara Lago. But there's a
newly unredacted email from Epstein's

newly unredacted email from Epstein's

newly unredacted email from Epstein's
attorney that appears to show otherwise.

attorney that appears to show otherwise.

attorney that appears to show otherwise.
This was the document as it was

This was the document as it was

This was the document as it was
originally released by the DOJ. all

originally released by the DOJ. all

originally released by the DOJ. all
blacked out like Pete Hexath, right? And

blacked out like Pete Hexath, right? And

blacked out like Pete Hexath, right? And
this is what Representative Dan Goldman

this is what Representative Dan Goldman

this is what Representative Dan Goldman
found yesterday, a summary of a

found yesterday, a summary of a

found yesterday, a summary of a
conversation from 2009 between attorneys

conversation from 2009 between attorneys

conversation from 2009 between attorneys
for Epstein and Trump and Trump himself.

for Epstein and Trump and Trump himself.

for Epstein and Trump and Trump himself.
They asked, "Was Epstein ever expelled

They asked, "Was Epstein ever expelled

They asked, "Was Epstein ever expelled
from Mara Lago?" And the answer from

from Mara Lago?" And the answer from

from Mara Lago?" And the answer from
Trump was no, he was not a member. May

Trump was no, he was not a member. May

Trump was no, he was not a member. May
have been a guest, never asked to leave,

have been a guest, never asked to leave,

have been a guest, never asked to leave,
which is weird because the president

which is weird because the president

which is weird because the president
clearly said he asked him to leave. He

clearly said he asked him to leave. He

clearly said he asked him to leave. He
kicked him out of Mara Lago. This

kicked him out of Mara Lago. This

kicked him out of Mara Lago. This
document from 17 years ago would

document from 17 years ago would

document from 17 years ago would
indicate that the president of the

indicate that the president of the

indicate that the president of the
United States isn't telling the truth.

But the bigger question is why was the

But the bigger question is why was the
document redacted at all? The DOJ is

document redacted at all? The DOJ is

document redacted at all? The DOJ is
only allowed to redact the identities of

only allowed to redact the identities of

only allowed to redact the identities of
the victims and the names that are

the victims and the names that are

the victims and the names that are
involved in ongoing investigations. For

involved in ongoing investigations. For

involved in ongoing investigations. For
some reason, they decided to redact the

some reason, they decided to redact the

some reason, they decided to redact the
name Trump from this thing. Trump's

name Trump from this thing. Trump's

name Trump from this thing. Trump's
Attorney General, Pam Bondi, has a lot

Attorney General, Pam Bondi, has a lot

Attorney General, Pam Bondi, has a lot
of questions to answer. She tried to

of questions to answer. She tried to

of questions to answer. She tried to
pull a fast one on the House oversight

pull a fast one on the House oversight

pull a fast one on the House oversight
committee. I don't know if you saw this,

committee. I don't know if you saw this,

committee. I don't know if you saw this,
but on Tuesday, the oversight committee

but on Tuesday, the oversight committee

but on Tuesday, the oversight committee
issued a subpoena ordering her to answer

issued a subpoena ordering her to answer

issued a subpoena ordering her to answer
questions under oath. So yesterday, she

questions under oath. So yesterday, she

questions under oath. So yesterday, she
showed up for a closed door briefing. It

showed up for a closed door briefing. It

showed up for a closed door briefing. It
that was not on camera, not under oath,

that was not on camera, not under oath,

that was not on camera, not under oath,
where she refused to commit to sitting

where she refused to commit to sitting

where she refused to commit to sitting
for a real deposition, which is required

for a real deposition, which is required

for a real deposition, which is required
by the subpoena. Democrats on the

by the subpoena. Democrats on the

by the subpoena. Democrats on the
committee walked out in protest. They're

committee walked out in protest. They're

committee walked out in protest. They're
like, "What's going on? There's no point

like, "What's going on? There's no point

like, "What's going on? There's no point
to asking questions unless she's under

to asking questions unless she's under

to asking questions unless she's under
oath. And that's when our sweet little

oath. And that's when our sweet little

oath. And that's when our sweet little
Scamla Anderson did some of her finest

Scamla Anderson did some of her finest

Scamla Anderson did some of her finest
acting yet.

acting yet.

acting yet.
>> Democrats on the committee walked out.

>> Democrats on the committee walked out.

>> Democrats on the committee walked out.
They called it a quote fake hearing and

They called it a quote fake hearing and

They called it a quote fake hearing and
said you were just trying to get around

said you were just trying to get around

said you were just trying to get around
appearing for a deposition. Can you

appearing for a deposition. Can you

appearing for a deposition. Can you
respond to those?

respond to those?

respond to those?
>> Sure. Um, we were there to answer

>> Sure. Um, we were there to answer

>> Sure. Um, we were there to answer
questions and one congresswoman screamed

questions and one congresswoman screamed

questions and one congresswoman screamed
C-SPAN wasn't in there so she didn't

C-SPAN wasn't in there so she didn't

C-SPAN wasn't in there so she didn't
want to ask questions yet. All day long

want to ask questions yet. All day long

want to ask questions yet. All day long
they've been on social media saying they

they've been on social media saying they

they've been on social media saying they
had all these questions. We sat there

had all these questions. We sat there

had all these questions. We sat there
saying anything you want to ask us. Ask

saying anything you want to ask us. Ask

saying anything you want to ask us. Ask
us anything you want to ask us. And they

us anything you want to ask us. And they

us anything you want to ask us. And they
screamed C-SPAN wasn't there, one of

screamed C-SPAN wasn't there, one of

screamed C-SPAN wasn't there, one of
them. And then they stormed out of the

them. And then they stormed out of the

them. And then they stormed out of the
meeting. So,

meeting. So,

meeting. So,
>> can you just

>> can you just

>> can you just
>> Thank you all. Thank you. Have a good

>> Thank you all. Thank you. Have a good

>> Thank you all. Thank you. Have a good
night.

night.

night.
>> And then she got in her car and ran over

>> And then she got in her car and ran over

>> And then she got in her car and ran over
a kitten.

a kitten.

a kitten.
>> Needless to say, the chair of the House

>> Needless to say, the chair of the House

>> Needless to say, the chair of the House
Oversight Committee, James Jim Bob Comr,

Oversight Committee, James Jim Bob Comr,

Oversight Committee, James Jim Bob Comr,
was disappointed, but not at his pal

was disappointed, but not at his pal

was disappointed, but not at his pal
Pam. He was mad at all these radical

Pam. He was mad at all these radical

Pam. He was mad at all these radical
law-abiding libs.

law-abiding libs.

law-abiding libs.
>> They didn't ask any questions. attorney

>> They didn't ask any questions. attorney

>> They didn't ask any questions. attorney
general's here. Uh, but they they said

general's here. Uh, but they they said

general's here. Uh, but they they said
they wanted C-SPAN in here. They want

they wanted C-SPAN in here. They want

they wanted C-SPAN in here. They want
they want the cameras. And uh, very very

they want the cameras. And uh, very very

they want the cameras. And uh, very very
typical behavior of the Democrats. Very

typical behavior of the Democrats. Very

typical behavior of the Democrats. Very
disappointing because I really felt like

disappointing because I really felt like

disappointing because I really felt like
there were

there were

there were
a lot of the Democrat members that cared

a lot of the Democrat members that cared

a lot of the Democrat members that cared
about getting the truth.

about getting the truth.

about getting the truth.
>> A, you know what? They disappointed

>> A, you know what? They disappointed

>> A, you know what? They disappointed
Goomemer pile. That's not nice. That's

Goomemer pile. That's not nice. That's

Goomemer pile. That's not nice. That's
not what a joke this is. Jim Comr is the

not what a joke this is. Jim Comr is the

not what a joke this is. Jim Comr is the
same person who spent two full years

same person who spent two full years

same person who spent two full years
investigating Hunter Biden's fix. But

investigating Hunter Biden's fix. But

investigating Hunter Biden's fix. But
why swear in a woman who still won't

why swear in a woman who still won't

why swear in a woman who still won't
release millions of files and is given

release millions of files and is given

release millions of files and is given
no good explanation why Trump's name was

no good explanation why Trump's name was

no good explanation why Trump's name was
blacked out of just about everything?

blacked out of just about everything?

blacked out of just about everything?
According to the subpoena though, Bondi

According to the subpoena though, Bondi

According to the subpoena though, Bondi
must appear under oath by April 14th.

must appear under oath by April 14th.

must appear under oath by April 14th.
But if she doesn't show up, their

But if she doesn't show up, their

But if she doesn't show up, their
options are very limited. They can hold

options are very limited. They can hold

options are very limited. They can hold
her in contempt, but that has to be

her in contempt, but that has to be

her in contempt, but that has to be
prosecuted by the Department of Justice,

prosecuted by the Department of Justice,

prosecuted by the Department of Justice,
which she runs. And I don't see her

which she runs. And I don't see her

which she runs. And I don't see her
holding herself in contempt. I want the

holding herself in contempt. I want the

holding herself in contempt. I want the
truth. I can't handle the truth.

truth. I can't handle the truth.

truth. I can't handle the truth.
The end of this, you watch. Pam Bondi

The end of this, you watch. Pam Bondi

The end of this, you watch. Pam Bondi
goes to jail. Trump doesn't. Nothing

goes to jail. Trump doesn't. Nothing

goes to jail. Trump doesn't. Nothing
happens to him. But hey, let's go back

happens to him. But hey, let's go back

happens to him. But hey, let's go back
out on the street because I want to see

out on the street because I want to see

out on the street because I want to see
what's going on with the hosing.

what's going on with the hosing.

what's going on with the hosing.
>> Come over here. Can I ask a question?

>> Come over here. Can I ask a question?

>> Come over here. Can I ask a question?
>> What's up, man?

>> What's up, man?

>> What's up, man?
>> Yeah. Ask him the question this time.

>> Yeah. Ask him the question this time.

>> Yeah. Ask him the question this time.
>> Hi. How are you?

>> Hi. How are you?

>> Hi. How are you?
>> I'm excellent.

>> I'm excellent.

>> I'm excellent.
>> It's very hot.

>> It's very hot.

>> It's very hot.
>> Ask him where he's from.

>> Ask him where he's from.

>> Ask him where he's from.
>> Where are you from?

>> Where are you from?

>> Where are you from?
>> Hamburg.

>> Hamburg.

>> Hamburg.
>> Hamburg. Germany.

>> Hamburg. Germany.

>> Hamburg. Germany.
>> Another German.

>> Another German.

>> Another German.
>> North of Germany. Yes.

>> North of Germany. Yes.

>> North of Germany. Yes.
>> The place is crawling with Germans.

>> The place is crawling with Germans.

>> The place is crawling with Germans.
>> Listen, it's real hot. Can I cool you

>> Listen, it's real hot. Can I cool you

>> Listen, it's real hot. Can I cool you
down? Yeah. How? Oh,

>> it's a good thing you were wearing a

>> it's a good thing you were wearing a
bathing suit. Oh, get that guy who's

bathing suit. Oh, get that guy who's

bathing suit. Oh, get that guy who's
running by.

>> All right. There you go. All right.

>> All right. There you go. All right.
That's nice. A nice high five between.

>> He's got a story for back home. It's an

>> He's got a story for back home. It's an
American custom.

American custom.

American custom.
>> Hey, GMO.

>> Hey, GMO.

>> Hey, GMO.
>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.
Bring that hose in here. We'll spray the

Bring that hose in here. We'll spray the

Bring that hose in here. We'll spray the
audience down.

audience down.

audience down.
>> GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

>> I don't know if it's long enough. Don't

>> I don't know if it's long enough. Don't
worry. I mentioned last night the

worry. I mentioned last night the

worry. I mentioned last night the
partial government shutdown has been the

partial government shutdown has been the

partial government shutdown has been the
cause of long lines at airports all over

cause of long lines at airports all over

cause of long lines at airports all over
the country. 50,000 TSA officers are

the country. 50,000 TSA officers are

the country. 50,000 TSA officers are
working without pay and increasing

working without pay and increasing

working without pay and increasing
number of agents are just calling out

number of agents are just calling out

number of agents are just calling out
sick or not showing up for work. Some of

sick or not showing up for work. Some of

sick or not showing up for work. Some of
them from the TSA are reported to be

them from the TSA are reported to be

them from the TSA are reported to be
selling blood to pay their bills, which

selling blood to pay their bills, which

selling blood to pay their bills, which
is even harder for TSA agents because

is even harder for TSA agents because

is even harder for TSA agents because
they're not allowed to put the blood in

they're not allowed to put the blood in

they're not allowed to put the blood in
containers larger than 3 ounces.

containers larger than 3 ounces.

containers larger than 3 ounces.
It's a problem for everyone. But help is

It's a problem for everyone. But help is

It's a problem for everyone. But help is
on the way thanks to a new patown system

on the way thanks to a new patown system

on the way thanks to a new patown system
that hopefully will make the lines go a

that hopefully will make the lines go a

that hopefully will make the lines go a
lot faster.

lot faster.

lot faster.
>> This is a message from the

>> This is a message from the

>> This is a message from the
Transportation Security Administration.

Transportation Security Administration.

Transportation Security Administration.
The partial government shutdown has

The partial government shutdown has

The partial government shutdown has
resulted in extended wait times at

resulted in extended wait times at

resulted in extended wait times at
airports nationwide. To alleviate

airports nationwide. To alleviate

airports nationwide. To alleviate
delays, we're introducing TSA Selfche, a

delays, we're introducing TSA Selfche, a

delays, we're introducing TSA Selfche, a
new program to ensure an expedient and

new program to ensure an expedient and

new program to ensure an expedient and
most importantly safe travel experience.

most importantly safe travel experience.

most importantly safe travel experience.
Just start by answering a few simple

Just start by answering a few simple

Just start by answering a few simple
questions. Do you have bags?

questions. Do you have bags?

questions. Do you have bags?
Are there bombs in your bags?

Are there bombs in your bags?

Are there bombs in your bags?
Promise?

Promise?

Promise?
Terrorist says what?

Clear. Proceed to metal detector.

Clear. Proceed to metal detector.
You require additional screening.

You require additional screening.

You require additional screening.
>> What does that even mean?

>> What does that even mean?

>> What does that even mean?
>> Oh, I am not doing that.

>> Oh, I am not doing that.

>> Oh, I am not doing that.
>> Hey, let's go. Some of us have flights

>> Hey, let's go. Some of us have flights

>> Hey, let's go. Some of us have flights
to catch.

to catch.

to catch.
Get in your butt already.

Get in your butt already.

Get in your butt already.
>> Commence self cavity search now.

>> Commence self cavity search now.

>> Commence self cavity search now.
Oh,

Oh,

Oh,
I just wanted to go to Phoenix.

I just wanted to go to Phoenix.

I just wanted to go to Phoenix.
>> TSA Selfche. Get in there.

>> TSA Selfche. Get in there.

>> TSA Selfche. Get in there.
>> All right, Jill. Safer already. We got a

>> All right, Jill. Safer already. We got a

>> All right, Jill. Safer already. We got a
good show for your night, sir. Try. He

good show for your night, sir. Try. He

good show for your night, sir. Try. He
is here. We have music from Cajesty

is here. We have music from Cajesty

is here. We have music from Cajesty
Trucks. Rachel Price is sitting in with

Trucks. Rachel Price is sitting in with

Trucks. Rachel Price is sitting in with
the Jones. We'll be right back with

the Jones. We'll be right back with

the Jones. We'll be right back with
Robert Patterson. So, stick around.