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Hello ? It's me.

Where are we?

- Almost at the end. - Ah yes ? Very well.

And the doll?

Was she eliminated?

Affirmative.

You don't have to worry about it anymore.

Excellent.

And what about their key witness?

- But what... - Don't worry.

There are no more key witnesses in this case.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Oh, and... do you... have the list?

I have it in front of me.

There are all the names and addresses, everything we need.

You're one step closer to freedom, Eppermint.

Perfect. Anyone who wants to put a spoke in my wheels,

I wish him good luck.

Hello.

Oh, hello my little man!

I serve you your breakfast?

- Yes. - Take.

- Is it under the layer of cement? - Oh, you're exaggerating!

- Hello ! - Hello dear.

- So ? It was ? - It went wonderfully.

- Sean! - I'm playing !

Sean plays his...

Come down, my bunny! I have excellent news.

I'm coming !

Hello Alex.

Good morning, John.

John, what did we say?

But it's the big vacation.

- Pastries ! - Hello, Sean.

- I'll take three, okay? - Go ahead, have fun.

But share with Alex.

It comes from the vegan bakery, at least?

No... she didn't go bankrupt?

Why do you have paint on your hands?

As you know, I have spent the last few months

developing my transit management app.

It was not without difficulty,

but my efforts were rewarded.

- You sold it, right? - Not only !

Nordic Fitness bought the rights and hired me as head coach

and director of their health and nutrition program!

Honey, that's amazing!

- John is the best! - Yes that's it.

- Good game ! - Yeah, damn, it's phew!

- Rudeness is forbidden! - And the icing on the cake!

And boom ! An advance of 150,000, just that!

Oh damn, the cow!

Eh yes ! It's crazy, isn't it?

I decided, to celebrate...

that we are going to make, all together, a beautiful trip.

Are we going on a trip ? Awesome !

It's a fantastic idea!

- It's huge ! - Where are we going ?

I intended to put this question to a vote.

I prepared this suggestion box.

The goal is to note a destination on a paper, and to slip it...

... in the box.

- The suggestion box. - Could we go to Spain?

Sean, everyone is thinking on their own and using the suggestion box...

You know, in Germany there are lots of great places.

- In Spain too. - Frankfurt, for example.

- You have to use the box, honey. - The suggestion box.

Sure. I just wanted to make you understand...

Oh, you are wonderful, my love!

- I can't believe it, we're going on vacation! - Eh yes ! So ?

- Very good ! - It's awesome !

- Hello, this is Jessica. - Hey Jessica!

No, it's my voicemail. I'm doing something super important.

- Speak after the beep! - Hi... it's Alex.

I was wondering... if you had received my messages...

It's been a long time since we spoke...

And I miss you so much!

Let go of me !

What are you going to vote for the holidays, Alexia?

- Frankfurt. - Tell me this is a joke !

Discussing the vote is prohibited!

Alex, can you choose Spain?

Why ?

This is where Spanish donuts come from!

It's just the name we give them.

These are called "churros".

In Spanish, it means "doughnut".

I did some research.

Why do you want to go to Spain, when there are some here?

Because we can't go on a trip here! Alex, make an effort!

- Spain! - Why me ?

- Spain! - OK !

If I vote for Spain, will you come out of my room?

Yeah !

It's awesome !

All for one !

Uh... and every man for himself!

Hi Jessica, I'm trying to reach you. See you?

Parkour! Parkour!

I remind you that Parkour

is a discipline that was created by Jamaican newspapermen

to move quickly despite the snow!

- Not bad ! - Don't stress!

She will eventually answer you. You are in a relationship, aren't you?

I don't know.

You kissed at the party.

Yes, but we haven't spoken all week.

I sent her lots of messages and she never replied.

- Just pay him a visit. - No, that doesn't happen.

87.5% of women appreciate their partner taking the initiative

in the relationship.

Go see her before you go home.

Girls love spontaneity and romance to death.

- And also the aftershave. - Alex!

Is that how you concentrate? This jump, have you already mastered it?

Uh yes... well... no, not yet...

Now is not the time to talk! We move!

- Go on ! - This time, it will!

Let's go !

- You can do it ! - Come on Alex!

- Yeah ! Uh no... - Get up, damn it!

- It is a hassle. - Try again !

Alex, did you throw your confidence in the bathroom, or what? Upright !

Obstacles are only illusions!

They are in your head!

Let's go freestyle! Let's get moving!

Uh... hi Jess. So Jessica, what's up?

I come back from my training, I said to myself that it was the occasion.

Yes, I do Parkour.

Seriously, did you know? No kidding ?

Oh hold! Alex!

Hello...

I'm making split peas. Do you want to come in?

Well... is Jessica here?

Yes, and I don't think I'm wrong in telling you that he missed you.

Uh... oh good?

She's been making up for an hour...

- Oh... - Jessica !

It's your prince, on his beautiful white horse.

I'm coming !

Do you want to taste ? Split peas, there is nothing better!

- No... - I assure you, it's a real treat!

- No, but thank you anyway. - We still need a bit of pesto.

Hello !

Alex? What are you doing here ?

Hi... I'm here because, uh...

Ho ho, Jessica is visiting!

Yeah, he's the bad boy!

- Oh no, it's just Alex. - False alarm!

Hello Jess !

Hi Tina.

Hey, I'm Gina. Tina, it's her.

No, silly, she's right.

Ah yes, sorry, it's me!

- Are we early? - Yeah, it sucks, are we early?

- Wait... he's not coming, is he? - No kids tonight!

Check !

Come up to my room, I'll be right there.

Oh, okay... You want us to go!

She throws us like there's Promo here! Like, 50% off!

- Hashtag: Recovery! - Hashtag: Second hand!

Hashtag: Offert!

It's nice to have come to see me, but it's bad timing.

- I'm going to a party. - OK. Can I go with you?

Well... yeah... but... there will be mostly people from high school.

- So... - Oh yeah?

I'm not saying you're too childish or something like that.

- C'est Marco ? - Oh my God !

- Quick, answer! - We're waiting for Jessica!

Oh he's such a bad boy!

More serious!

Jessica, on t'attend !

Alex... see you another day, okay?

Agreed.

Bad boy ?

- Hello. - I teacher!

Did you go see Jessica?

No... actually, I had to do something urgent.

Tell me, Odyssey...

Since the story with Glenn... can we consider that...

I'm kind of a... bad boy?

Stopped !

What's so funny?

But you're light years away from that, you're uh...

you're rather... you're Alex!

But still... Glenn, I fixed it!

Bad boy... that's more how you talk to girls.

- Like me, for example. - OK.

With confidence, and without complex. The ones I know

love that the guy takes things in hand and says to them:

"Hey baby!"

- Babe ? - That's how it is and that's it.

HM okay...

Alex, you make me laugh so much! "Bad boy"!

Odyssey?

... to Perry, it's so funny!

Hello ? Odyssey?

Eh ?

Hey human, you're a real public danger!

Ninja ?

NC, is it really you? Ouch!

We're not going to make tons of it, but I'm glad to see you.

I missed you a lot !

I thought you were dead.

Well that's the reality... I died four centuries ago.

I meant...dead for good.

I don't believe that will happen to me.

Carry me.

There is something wrong. I feel it.

Oh no ! A broken leg, perhaps?

But no ! There must be something wrong with our mission,

since all of a sudden I find myself here!

You haven't decided?

A vengeful spirit has no time for courtesy calls.

We're bound by the solemn oath we made

to punish a child killer.

- I thought that was settled. - I thought so too.

We need to find out what's going on.

But before that, crucial question...

Do you have smoothies at home?

I thought it wasn't a courtesy visit...

We can still relax a little before getting to work.

Be soft. Hedgehogs do not digest dairy products.

I do not care. I want my smoothie.

- Are you inquiring about the mission? - Right now.

"The toy giant charged with drug trafficking...free soon."

The evidence is gone. There is more info here.

In there?

Yes, you will understand.

Toy tycoon Philip Eppermint

currently in detention in Bangkok for murder and drug trafficking

will be released following the disappearance of exhibits.

What is this madness ?

These include a doll in which the drug was hidden

and which vanished from a well-guarded room.

I was not a doll!

The main prosecution witness,

Chan Ban Yu, factory foreman who employed children

was found dead at his home.

He got what he deserved, he was a motherfucker!

With the doll

ten children who allegedly witnessed the murder also disappeared.

The Attorney General has pledged to find the children.

But his country's law requires him to release the suspect.

Jimmy Wonza Gane, Eppermint's lawyer, who lives in Thailand,

doesn't seem to be very happy.

No, I'm not very happy.

The judge decided to confiscate Mr. Eppermint's passport.

He has no right to leave the country until the case is closed.

My client is innocent.

An innocent who suffers unjustly in prison.

And the judge does not intend to release him until next Saturday, the 16th!

But that's in a week!

In the cell, it's very long, a week!

We'll have to be there when he comes out.

- In Thailand ? - Yes !

I promised Sean we'd go to Spain!

Me, you swore to me that Eppermint would end up in jail!

And there it is, right?

Not for long ! You owe me!

I will be indebted to you forever

because you dropped Glenn in the mud?

And even if we could go to Thailand, we have no proof!

- We'll find some. - You know it's impossible!

Hello ! We are ninjas. We'll just have to improvise!

- You said... "we are"? - Enough to ?

You said, "We're ninjas."

Can we consider that... you and I are bad boys?

Look... since I'm a ninja, so yes...

you could say that I fall into the category of bad boys.

And me... what am I then?

Well ... you're a kid.

But... if I participate in the mission, am I not a bit of a ninja too?

The thing is, you can't become a ninja,

you have to be born into it...

But if you take an active part in the mission,

it is logical that I call you, exceptionally "ninja apprentice".

- No it is true ? - Absoutely !

- And that is 100% bad boy. - Very cool !

Find a way to get us to Thailand.

OK. That works.

- Alex? - Um yes ?

Oh my little vet... That's lovely of you

to take care of this little guy, but he can't stay here.

John had an allergic reaction to the hedgehog.

Is he allergic to hedgehogs?

Sirena, do you have any anti-histamines... histamines somewhere?

You will have to install it in the cabin...

Is this a joke? I will never bear!

If it's temporary, it should be fine.

We need to find you another body.

We can't take a hedgehog on the plane if we're going to Thailand.

What do you mean, "if"?

I regret having fired my stuffed animals.

- I won't be a stuffed animal! - And that ?

- Yeah ! No but are you serious? - She has poseable legs.

Impeccable. Are you crazy ? I don't want to be a girl!

The times are changing ! Girls are as strong as boys!

Yes, for sewing and cooking!

- What ? - Sewing !

What is the connection ?

Forget the gluten, you will be more zen

Say goodbye to lactose To see life in pink

Mom ?

Free your colon from those damn poisons

- Come on Alex! - Mom !

Oh yes gluten free Life is healthier

- He Ho ! Mom ! - Yes ?

Do you... do you remember NC, my Plaid Ninja?

What did you get from Uncle Stewart?

- What happened to him? - I lost it.

Could you make me another one?

A cloth ninja?

Yes ! Same size as the old one.

With buttons for eyes. Do you remember?

Sure.

I think I have leftover scraps of a nice plaid fabric.

Let no one flush!

By the time I find my camera. It's for the app!

I wonder where we're going on vacation.

- Exactly, Sean... - In Spain!

For the thousandth time, we are not talking about the vote!

Otherwise, you risk influencing each other.

See you around. Where is the nude beach?

Hey!

Mom ?

I saw a really cool video on YouTube.

The title was "Thailand... a paradise for vegans".

For vegans?

Yes ! They eat little meat and no dairy products.

It's true ?

They are Buddhists, and therefore they are very much into spiritual awakening.

- It would be nice to go there one day. - Oh yes...

Reassure me, you're not talking about holidays,

- Eh ? - Not at all, darling, absolutely not.

I don't care where we go

as long as we're together.

I wouldn't mind spending a week in Frankfurt,

and eat pork at every meal.

"Thailand...a paradise for vegans"...

Mermaid, are you coming?

- We'll open the suggestion box. - Hold on, I'm coming.

Alex! We are waiting for you for the counting of the votes!

Inside this ballot box are four ballots.

OK.

Prohibited to vote for oneself or to vote blank.

Oh John, come on!

But I bet it will be Spain!

Sit down, my bunny.

We calm down.

I just finished your doll. She is really super cute!

Frankfurt.

Spain.

Ouch.

Thailand.

Equality... which means

that the last bulletin can be decisive.

So...

Thailand...

Eh ?

- It's great, isn't it? - Yes...

I thought that...

But Thailand is far and very expensive,

and summer is the rainy season, right?

Yes, but it is the best time to visit this country.

And that's where it's the cheapest.

Look at the hotel rates I found.

It's a suggestion, but it's in a great location.

Besides, I've already reserved rooms, just in case.

Oh my little travel agent...

You are a liar and a dirty traitor!

Sean...

By chance, you would have discussed the vote?

Uh... I have to go see how the allergen is doing.

Hi Jessica, it's me.

Just to tell you that I'm going on vacation soon.

We'll see you when I get home.

OK baby, is that clear?

Or call me when you've heard this message.

OK? Hello !

I have a good new ! We're going to Thailand... Huh?

You're okay ?

Yes, nickel.

Oh no, you had too many smoothies!

You are hot! Your heart is beating too fast!

You need your new body fast!

Mom !

- You finished my ninja doll? - Yes.

I hope you will like it.

- Some details are a bit... - She's great! Thank you !

NC! I have your new body!

- Put it down. - There, like this?

Quick, get out of here!

- But... - Quick!

Well then...

Very impressive, this clap of thunder!

- So, do you like your ninja? - Yes...

Don't you think it looks like the other one?

I look like nothing!

What is this fabric for girl?

It was the only plaid in my mom's stock.

Nobody buys this kind of fabric, except to make Christmas decorations!

In addition it scratches serious! Go ahead, touch!

At least you're 100% organic! And you can move without any problem!

Do not !

I can show myself nowhere. They will take me for a girl!

A plaid ninjette!

We don't care about your appearance! It's the inside that counts!

What's inside? I weigh as much as Sean! Is there rice?

Split peas, I believe. It seems to be top of the line.

I have XL buttocks!

I'm loud as thunder and I don't even have a katana!

But you have a great apprentice. Thanks to me, we're going to Thailand.

It's true ?

We better focus on our mission.

Oh...yes, you're right...ninja apprentice...

The mission comes before the rest!

Well then ! Look at this ! What do you think, my bunny?

I don't think it's Spain!

Prem's next to the window!

The air conditioning should be turned off. It's blocking my sinuses.

Oh look, there's a notebook...

And also a shoehorn!

That's a nice hotel you found for us there, Alex...

- Yes... - And so cheap!

Not to mention the beautiful...

What is that huge building across the highway?

It's uh... it's the famous Kha si-ath prison.

Why a hotel near a prison? It sucks to death!

The breakfast is great. They should have churros.

- And at a reasonable price, too. - Yes !

For the wallet, it's more interesting to be in the suburbs.

As it is a business hotel, as a self catering,

you can pass the note in professional expenses!

Oh my little accountant. John, are you coming?

- Yes. - Our room is there.

Oh, connecting doors! It is the great luxury!

- So ? - We're in Thailand.

- Already ? What time is it ? - 11:45 a.m.

- Eppermint must be released at 2 p.m. - Good.

- So that leaves us four uh... - 2:15.

That's it. We have to get there in time, so we don't lose track of him.

Then what do we do...

Why are you talking to your stuffed animal?

Take care of your butt.

Why does your ninja look like a girl?

What ? You say that because of the hearts?

Yeah, but even without the hearts, it looks very feminine.

You really are a jerk. And even then, what is the problem?

No problem as long as he stays in your bed.

It is tasteful!

Very good taste... feminine!

So the fine team, do you want to go have fun?

Hello little family, welcome to Bangkok!

You buy ?

- Dad, can we rent a scooter? - What ?

No, it's way too dangerous.

A drone!

- Can I see her ? - No, it's overpriced, isn't it?

I don't eat fish. Me vegan.

I'll take it from you. Thank you.

Thank you.

- John, look! A fish pedicure! - Eh ? Fish pedicure?

You should try it, it's a real therapeutic treatment!

- Come on, shall we? - I don't really know...

- I'm the one offering. "Hello." - Okay !

- We make fish. - Very well.

I think the best is a 45 minute session.

Three quarters of an hour, please.

And what are we doing, are we waiting here? I'm super hungry!

So go buy yourself the drone that interests you.

This will be your holiday gift.

- Her holiday gift? - It's a family tradition.

I don't see what's so funny.

I'm sure you and Alex have your...

No it's the little fish! That tickles !

Don't you think it tickles?

Well... no... no, not really...

Mom ? Can I go for a walk alone?

Uh... all alone...

I do not know...

Alex is at that delicate age where you need to find yourself,

let him go...

- OK... go ahead... - To all!

My lonely little walker...

- Can he walk around on his own? - You can too, if you want.

I hate walking around alone!

A cat ! I hate cats!

You could walk together!

No, uh...

I have to find myself... alone...

Be located ? How so ? You are just the...

We did it ! He hasn't come out yet.

Perfect.

... live from Kah Si-Ath for the release of Eppermint,

the sulphurous toy magnate, who will be released on bail.

What time is it ?

We still have five minutes. By the way, I have something for you.

- To me ? - Yes.

- What is that ? - One thing that will be useful to you...

for the mission.

- Is it a sword? - Yes.

But beware !

I don't want a massacre, or bloodshed, or anything.

No do not worry ! How is it a sword?

It's from a video game. We can't know what's inside.

Only that one remained.

A sword is more than a weapon,

it is the identity of the wearer.

It's stirring! I believe Mr. Eppermint's exit is imminent.

That's it, he's coming out!

Hurry up !

Mr Eppermint!

Mr Eppermint!

Sir ! Take a look here!

Mr Eppermint!

Good morning all.

Cathy Pearson, of Thailand Today.

How do you feel ?

This is a great day for me, and for the rule of law.

Rule of law, you speak!

Tell us about the living conditions in Thai prisons?

Have you ever stayed in a Thai hotel?

The difference is not really obvious.

We're more likely to get shot

than down a cold soda.

What are you going to do now, Mr. Eppermint?

Get me a cold soda.

And what does it feel like to beat a little kid to death?

It wasn't me, I... I...

Uh but what are you talking about?

Until you are found guilty, you are presumed innocent.

That'll be all for today, come on Philip.

- Mr Eppermint! - Mr Eppermint!

I said, "That will be all," ladies and gentlemen.

Did you actually kill anyone?

Don't lose sight of it!

Hey, please!

- Follow that car! - OK !

- Welcome. - Hello.

Here gentlemen, how are you?

- Thank you. As per usual. - Very well thank you.

I'm coming very soon.

- Cute... - And again, you haven't seen his sister!

Good morning !

A cold drink ?

A soda, please.

Yes, noted. Oh she's adorable!

- What did she say ? - How formidable you looked!

Ah yes ? I will come closer to listen to them.

- Agreed. But be careful. - Don't worry.

- I'm listening, you open your eyes. - OK.

Here it is, gentlemen.

- So you still want your soda? - Certainly not !

I wanted champagne.

There are things we should celebrate with dignity! Let's toast! To freedom!

Yes. Let's toast...

That kid in the back... looks like... he's spying on us.

Which ? This guy?

Hello ? Yes... yes, it's Alex...

Philip ... he's a kid.

Yes, you're right.

I've been a little paranoid lately.

- And a soda. - Oh, you're so funny!

- Hello ? - Are you already in Thailand?

- Yes. - I do not want to disturb you.

I just wanted to know how you lived all that...

Well uh... I saw it well! I can't talk for long.

Do you have the list with the names of the ten kids?

She's at the club.

It wasn't easy to get your hands on it.

- So you already talked to him. - Whose ?

- Jessica! - No why ?

She must be exchanging saliva with her bad boy.

What ? What are you talking about ?

Twenty thousand for the list? It's reasonable.

It's OK.

And the kids, do you take care of it on your own?

- Yes. I have no problem with that. - Good.

You haven't seen the photos on Tina and Gina's Insta.

What pictures ?

You should go see.

Hurry up ! If the cops find these kids before you do,

it's back to prison!

- Yeah, yeah, i know. - Deal done, then.

What !

What is she making?

Hey! Alex!

That's it girls! They don't stand up to bad boys.

That's why they're all after me!

You're here ?

Alex?

Hello ?

Just come to the club tonight. We'll take good care of you.

For now, I just want to be done with these kids.

I have to take care of them.

We say 10 p.m., then?

- Alex, answer me! - Oh no !

OK, and don't forget to go to the bank.

Sure. Cheers.

This is the end for you, child killer.

What ? No thanks. Clear.

Alex! You're here ?

Odyssey... I have to save myself...

Thanks very much.

I'm hot all of a sudden. I'm going to go home.

No worries.

I have to go to the room. See you tonight.

Don't forget the dough.

Oh no! The part!

Tuk-tuk! Thanks.

Follow him!

- You are leaving now ? - Yes.

- It's 50 baht. - Sorry !

Wait...

Oh no ! Slim !

The lawyer!

Started.

- Slim ! - What were you doing ?

- What ? - The mission comes before the rest.

- You forgot ? - This is Jessica, she was...

It itches !

Yes, but at least I'm 100% organic!

Do you have any info?

Yes. The lawyer has the list of child witnesses.

If this list could be retrieved

and give it to the police... Eppermint would be cooked!

- Where is she? - At the club.

That club?

I might have known if you hadn't let me get kidnapped!

Sorry. What do we do now ?

You ask me what we could do?

I know, stand there, like two morons,

waiting for a clue to fall from the sky!

- Did you mention a club? - Yes.

Look, it must be this one.

Is it over there, your restaurant?

Yes... on this street.

- Thank you for inviting us to dinner. - I want to go to McDo.

Yes, Alex, it's a nice surprise.

Well, you're taking us on vacation...

Yes, that's true!

So I wanted to make a gesture in return.

Yes this is it.

But it bothers me that you pay...

But it makes me happy!

Sirena, Alex is training for her future adult role,

it would be a mistake to hinder him in his experimentation.

Oh my big little boy...

This street is... festive, isn't it?

- Hello, this is Jessica. - Hi it's me.

No, it's my voicemail. I'm doing something super important.

Leave a message.

It's me. Call me back, will you? We should both talk.

Bye !

Stop with your phone!

How are you ! I want to know what's going through his head!

Worry about what's going on in yours instead!

She's snogging the other moron and you're okay with it?

- It was a peck on the cheek. - And so ?

- It must be one of his cousins. - Here is ! Case closed.

Can you put down your phone and focus on the mission?

- Good evening, little family! - Good evening.

- You look like George Michael! - I am not sure...

- You look like him! - Because of the hat, no doubt...

A little souvenir photo?

They're transvestites, John...

- You think ? - Yuck!

Sean, let's see, it's nice!

- Okay for the picture. - Not me, I'll just take it!

- Dites cheese ! - Cheese !

- Thanks to all. - A gift for me?

What ? One second...

- A small gift for me? - The restaurant is here.

How did you find this restaurant, Alex?

On the Internet. It has lots of positive reviews.

It looks very authentic. I really like the atmosphere.

It's gonna be gross. I want a McDo!

Sean... you can pull out your tablet.

Hello little family.

I'm listening to you.

Sirena, shall we have a little cocktail?

I'm just going to get some water, since Alex invites us.

Take a drink. It is a pleasure.

Are you sure ? Oh, my generous man...

Three sodas for me.

I'll take this cocktail.

I'm going to try this one: the Flaming Boytoy.

- They set it on fire, I think. - A Coke please.

That works.

I'll go to the toilet.

Shouldn't we order the dishes first?

It's urgent... order for me.

Do you have diarrhoea?

Anyway, I don't feel very well.

Do me a favor and take this with you...

Choose the closest consistency.

What ? Agreed...

I created a profile for each of us,

with personal identifiers that you will have when I have corrected

the bugs of the "family sharing" function.

Very interesting.

Excuse me.

Oh I thought...

Prohibited to minors!

But... my father is in it. I'll just...

I said, "No minors allowed!"

- But my father is inside! - Clear !

Well done, "bad boy"!

- What should I have done? - Let's find a way in!

Above, on the left! There is a window!

I'm going to climb to see if it leads to the club.

Looks like it's the lawyer's office!

Come on, climb!

What ? But it's super high!

- So what ? - What if we were seen?

Mission comes first. Do you want to become a real ninja or not?

But euh...

Why make things more complicated?

He must have hidden the list somewhere here.

- We have to find her! - OK !

Turn it off!

- But... it's Jessica... - I don't care! Don't answer!

- Hello ? - Hi Alex...

- It's Jessica. - Yeah... hi.

I'm calling because I wanted to tell you in person...

What ?

I think you're... a nice person,

but you're not... quite my type.

Oh okay.

Your type is... bad boys, right?

Yes, we can say that.

I wanted to tell you the other day, but...

Yes, but you didn't. I saw the pictures.

It's just that... the other time, you were feeling a little bad...

I fell badly?

- Are you serious ? - Alex...

I have to go. My mom sends me to bed. Salvation.

- What do you do ? - Someone is coming. Under the desk !

Gonna have to pay what you owe me, if you care about your fingers.

Very funny.

- Do you want a drink? - Yes, gladly.

Sit down.

I prefer to stand.

I was always seated, in the cell.

If you don't keep your place, they'll steal it from you.

- It's not like in the country, here. - Oh no!

Here is the list.

Perfect.

And... here's the money.

Thank you.

And that's the only copy that exists, huh?

Yeah, but I can't guarantee the DA won't look

to find the kids.

I have to find them first.

Precisely, they are scattered all over Thailand.

The 1st in the list is the closest to Bangkok. Start there.

By that kid, Fleur-de-Miel, right?

Yeah, but it's a girl. They have funny names here.

There is no address...

It just says "Koh Ho Ann" and "restaurant" in parentheses.

Wait, let's see.

She was taken in by a family that runs a restaurant in Koh Ho Ann.

A small island off Bangkok.

Ah yes, I have heard of it.

I know the guy who runs the dive center on the island.

He still doesn't answer! He's been in the bathroom for a long time.

Analysis takes time. Try on my phone.

Really ?

He serves as my interpreter. It might be a good idea to go see it.

It's up to you, but it's better to avoid involving other people.

He is already involved in all this, in his own way.

But what is it ?

What's going on ?

What are you doing here?

Hello, have you seen... my soccer ball?

- Do you play football? - No !

Finally Yes ! You too ?

What are you doing here ?

I don't like it, there's something wrong.

Don't you recognize him? We saw him at the bar this afternoon!

Yeah, it's true! Are you following us?

Eh ? Answer!

It smells bad, it's too risky for me!

Yeah, you're right. You should go.

And watch out for the list.

Alright... We're gonna have a little chat, the two of you.

What are you doing ?

I'm the one asking the questions! What are you doing here ?

This list will not escape me.

Well... my father is here, in the club!

And I lost my ball!

He landed here.

Little liar!

There's only one customer in the club, and he's a crumbling old man!

He's my father, he looks older than his age!

Good try.

Cheese !

A little gift for me?

A small gift?

A little gift for me?

This might help refresh your memory!

No, that might be too messy.

Phew...

It's more efficient with that!

You're gonna answer my questions, and if you tell me stories...

What did you hear?

Shit.

I did not hear anything !

- I swear to you ! - Too bad, child!

I hope for you that you still have milk teeth.

Excuse me sir ! Is it the toilets, here?

Hey, get the fuck out! It is forbidden for customers!

Calm down, sailor.

Watch Stewart!

Gosh, Alex!

- What ? - What are you doing here?

He broke in here. I was going to call the cops.

Beautiful rings! Alex, the whole family came?

Don't touch me, old wreckage! Or you'll be in trouble.

You know what we're risking with those kind of gold trinkets?

It can hurt your fingers a lot.

Watch out, mate, you almost spilled my beer!

It's not the ideal place for a kid your age!

What do you say, Alex?

There you go, down the hole in one shot!

Health !

Alex!

What did you come here to do?

- It's because I... I had to... - I got it!

Needless to say more, I too started very young.

I remember that time, in the playground.

No, that was later, when I was a substitute teacher.

You won't tell mom, huh?

I will be dumb as a carp! It will stay between us!

Besides, where did the family go?

I wonder where he is.

He still not answering? Oh, there it is.

Alex, where have you been?

Oh earth! Is there a little space left?

- But what the... - Uncle Stewart!

My little mermaid!

You have pochtrone breath! I love !

Look who I ran into!

Pope...

The toilets were out of order, I had to go across.

Did you see an old man and a kid?

It's crazy that we crossed paths, huh?

- The world is small, huh! - What are you doing here?

I'm here for work! But there, I am on leave on land!

- Have you already ordered? - Yes, are you joining us?

There is not enough room...

With joy, I have already had dinner,

but I always have room when it comes to eating!

Do you know that, Ron? Squeak squeak !

How are you, Tony?

Tell me, that's a piece of cake! Is it to give you a gender?

- The sun is strong. - You chose

The best restaurant in the whole damn neighborhood!

I take your order?

Let's go, then a tom kha kaï, and tons of coriander!

OK. And you, Mrs ?

Can you order for me? A vegan dish.

I know what you need.

Uh, give me a vegan Nuea salad.

It's the end for you!

No, just a salad.

And five beers, por favor.

You're the only one drinking beer.

That's right. Are you going to have a drink?

I let myself be tempted by another of these little cocktails.

I will try the "Hot Mama".

These vegetables are delicious.

- No problem. - What is that ?

What is it ? I think it's, uh, "bacon-bergine".

Joseph, what were you saying?

As soon as we cast a bronze, do we look in the bowl?

Yes, among others. You check the consistency, then the algorithm...

John is too awesome! Is not it ?

He sold it to a fitness club!

Yes, but I still have to find the ideal name for my app.

They didn't like the one I suggested.

And what did you call her?

"John's digestion and stool app".

It's not very catchy. How about "Poo Watch"

ou "Total Fécal" ?

Here, the addition.

It's Alex who treats, isn't it?

Are you serious, Jake? You let the kid pay?

He wanted to invite us here tonight.

Yes, he insisted on coming to this restaurant.

Well then!

Jonas, as adult alpha males,

do we split the bill?

- Uh... I don't know, I... - I understand.

You are a proud man and I am a guest,

so I'll let you pay, Jacob.

Cheers to good old Jacob!

To Jacob!

- In that case, to your health. - Thanks for the meal, dad.

We just have to settle an important question!

Where are we heading tomorrow?

And what time should I pick you up?

What ? Dad...

I refuse to spend the rest of my vacation with this man.

Of course honey,

but it's nice of him to want to show us around.

I call an exceptional family council.

This mini-bar is really mini!

What were you thinking? We're a team, and you, are you letting me down?

I had to follow the list! We are on a mission!

It's funny, you forget it as soon as your phone rings!

You forget everything except the mission. You abandoned me !

Calm down, we just broke up!

Wait, are you serious?

Stewart is an excellent guide, my dear.

- I'd rather get lost! - Oh yes !

Uh Sean? Go get Alex.

We have to find a solution.

You are a lousy friend.

And you, you're a lousy ninja! A real ball!

I should have murdered that bastard when I had the chance.

Not only do we not have the list...

Didn't you even get the list?

No, I fell... because of a scooter...

Agreed ! So you failed in your mission.

But do you remember the name of the island where he intends to go?

It's an apprentice's job! Hope you picked it up!

Me ? I am a ball, have you forgotten?

- You remember it ? - Eh ?

No matter ! You're the one who left the children!

Like the ones you had to protect back then.

And besides, you let me down, too!

It really is a low blow.

Who are you talking to, Alexia?

I'm talking... to my stuffed animal...

Your effeminate comforter?

There you have it...

You're right, it's very effeminate.

Eh ? Do you also find?

But downright.

Well... there's an exceptional family council.

OK.

You don't get it? It will rain.

No, it will be fine. He doesn't need me.

Come on, are you coming?

We're going to have to stuff it until the end, given how it's gone!

If we don't want him following us, all I have to do is call him and tell him!

You're not saying it's from me, are you?

Yeah.

A second. You know him, Uncle Stewart...

he will be offended that we do not want to see him.

- And ? It's not our problem. - Yes...

but you also know what happens when he gets upset.

- I remember it. - Oh yeah...

- Dad ! - What are we going to do ?

I have an idea.

I found a great place on the internet.

It's an island not far from Bangkok, called Koh Ho Ann.

But we had to eat churros for breakfast...

No time...

There is a small ferry that connects Bangkok - Koh Ho Ann.

But only once a day.

So we would have to leave tomorrow morning, at 8 o'clock.

Must hurry!

Dad, have you seen my contact lenses?

Don't eat it!

I have them !

We're going, Uncle Stewart, okay?

Where's my boxer shorts, dad?

- We're taking the ferry tomorrow morning... - In the sink!

Alright, hi.

He was very angry?

No, he understood perfectly that we wanted to see the country.

He almost looked happy.

Prem's next to the window!

That's it, we made it!

Sorry, there are no more tickets.

She said all the tickets have already been withdrawn.

- I reserved 4... in my name. - Who could have taken them?

Hello, sailors!

The breeze is fresh, the beer too, everything is on point!

Uncle Stewart, what are you doing here?

You forgot to book me a ticket!

- But... - Everything is arranged!

There was one left! Let's go ?

- Dad ! - Uh...

This is a beautiful boat! Like you, Sirena!

The hangover looks good on you!

It touched me when you told me we were going on a trip!

- I thought you... - James!

- They are nice, your shoes! - Well...

They go well with your hat!

It completes your style of real estate agent

in the midst of a midlife crisis.

- If you know what I mean. - No.

I already tried !

I thought you booked me a ticket.

No, they don't sell tickets anymore!

I won't be able to go to the island until tomorrow.

Yeah !

We're casting off!

Can we rent a scooter?

No, it's expensive... and dangerous.

I do not feel very well...

Really ? Me, I would eat fake turtle soup.

Oh ... Mermaid ...

Watch out for the wind, Jim!

Drinks ?

Yes sir ! Five beers, please!

I'll have a Long Island iced tea.

- Double it! - Is it tea?

They had one cabin left for you, Stewart.

Charming intention! But it was not necessary!

I could have made a little room for myself between you two!

No its normal. Sirena, will we split the bill?

I'm not suggesting you pay, Josh, that would make you uncomfortable.

Hey, ladies! Can you put some cream on my back?

I could put some on you too, if you know what I mean.

Take the time to think about it.

- King Cobra Farm! - What ?

Cobra!

It's great !

Thank you !

What a charming place! How do you find your bungalow?

- Bof. - Super.

Look, a farm with snakes.

- Pretty cool, right? - A cobra farm?

- Are you coming to the beach? - We are already there.

- I meant... outside. - It sucks outside.

John bought some cinnamon rolls...

Prem's!

And you, big boy, are you joining us?

No... I was planning... to discover the surroundings.

Oh... my little adventurer...

Enjoy your visit!

- I'm going to get Fleur-de-Miel! - Good luck...

There are only 12 restaurants on the island. I will find her.

That'll make us a witness against Eppermint.

Glad you're handling the situation.

Me, I stay here.

Perfect, I didn't want you to come with me.

You would have abandoned me again.

As you will still miss your shot,

I'll be ready to cut that bastard to pieces

- when he lands tomorrow. - Very well !

Very well !

You have to be careful not to get dehydrated, Uncle Stewart...

I've been watching over it for a while now. Cheers !

Are you still going alone?

I'm going to buy myself a soda.

I'm coming with you, I'm going to get some chips.

I will buy some for you.

You don't want me to come with you?

No ! I really don't want to, okay?

Let me go, I'm tired of you sticking to me all the time!

Most...

I don't know what you're up to

but I will find out.

Excuse me... I'm looking for Fleur-de-Miel...

No sorry...

OK, thanks.

Been to Fleur-de-Miel?

I can help you ?

I'm looking for a girl named Fleur-de-Miel.

- Of honey ? - Yes, Fleur-de-Miel.

One moment.

That's it ?

I do not understand. It was the last restaurant on the island...

Move out of the way !

Oh no !

I am really sorry.

- How are you ? - It was my fault.

- Eh ? Are you serious ? - Yes.

- I didn't brake in time. - But no...

I am sorry...

You don't have to apologize. It's yours ?

Yes thanks.

I run the dive center on this island.

My name is Jasper.

Me, it's Alex.

The dive center? Do you speak Thai?

- Fluently. - Are you also an interpreter?

Um yes ?

So, we need to talk... about a common acquaintance.

Uh... who then?

Philip Eppermint !

I wanted to report him, but I was afraid of reprisals.

- Then he was put in jail. - Yes.

But he got out, and he's looking for the children who witnessed it.

It is abominable!

And he's coming tomorrow?

His first victim is a local girl named Fleur-de-Miel.

- Ah yes ? Where ? - I can't find her.

She's supposed to live with people who run a restaurant here.

- I did them all. - Listen to me, Alex.

We have to stop it!

- I will do everything to help you! - Great !

- Do you think you can find her? - I know everyone here!

- Let me make a few calls. - OK.

Meet here at the dive center at 6:30 a.m.

- I found the interpreter! - Which interpreter?

That of the child slave factory.

- What ? - He ran me over with his scooter.

- I'm going to kill him! - He wants to help us!

- Help us ? - Yes, to find Fleur-de-Miel.

You told her ?

Don't worry! I know what I'm doing ! He too wants to punish Eppermint.

I have an appointment with him just now.

What ?

NC? Did you turn on the drone?

Me ? No.

What is this flashing light?

We got fried!

Oh yeah, I would even say char! Losers!

Uh...

Never mind ! I saw you!

- How does he do that? - Sean...

Does he have magical powers? Or demonic, right?

- You should hydrate. - Hydrate?

What if I showed the images to the parents?

- Images ? - Yes !

I have a video of you... and your darling ninja...

Sean...

...with all her little hearts and her pink princess sword...

- Stop... - ...and who looks like a girl!

- No ! - Let go of me ! I'm going to kill him!

- Sean, excuse yourself, quickly! - Me, excuse me?

- He's the one who... - Come on!

All right, calm down... Sorry.

- Next time, I'll skewer you! - It's okay, stop it!

Stay polite!

- It talks about ! And it moves! - "That" ?

Calm.

OK, so what is it? A male or a female?

- Say again "female", to see? - NC is a warrior.

- Exact. - NC? What does it correspond to?

- Uh... - Don't tell him!

- Whatever... - He's too stupid to understand.

Boobs to caress?

yuck! He and I are on a mission.

The lives of a dozen children are at stake, you see?

- Serious ? - Yes ! And it must remain secret.

- I understand. - Ah yes ?

- Yes, I won't tell anyone. - Oh thank you...

As long as I participate.

Eh ?

- We can't take him on a mission! - So what do we do ?

We don't know if we can trust him...

with his hamburger look.

At least I'm not covered in little hearts.

No, just ketchup ...

- I'm part of your team. - Sean?

It would be great if you...

- stayed here to keep watch. - Keep watch ?

Yeah, keep watch while I talk to Jasper.

Unless you're scared to stay here all alone?

The fear ? Not at all !

A cat!

Are you sure you can handle it?

Say by the way, NC wouldn't that mean Nul à Chier?

You look like a baby kangaroo in your little backpack.

Warning ! The cat !

Well I'm leaving.

Let us know if you see anything suspicious.

At your command, Captain!

Hi Jasper!

Hi Alex! Come in !

Do you have any info?

He didn't have a few!

Hi Alex. I was able to take another boat.

Yes. Mine.

You think I didn't see you at the pier?

Come on, give your phone.

Nice work, Jasper. Do you have the girl's address?

- What ? You... - Here it is.

Did you set a trap for me?

Sorry, I'm in debt. I have my own problems.

You're not going to hurt him... Huh?

I'm not going to spend the rest of my days in prison, am I?

No, of course, but...

They are going to kill me! You can act!

The farm!

You're dead, you duke!

More than...

Do not !

Eh ?

- You thought that would stop me? - What is this...

Eh ? What is happening to me ?

- NC! - What...

Do not !

Alex ...

The puppet show is over.

Jimmy, how about a restaurant with Fleur-de-Miel?

I am on it.

But first, I'm putting a coffee pot on the stove for the kid.

What are you doing...

It's a bad idea, it's going to explode!

- What is this comforter? - I'm not a comforter, poor guy!

Go Sean!

It looks like the factory ones, but more feminine.

Repeat that a bit, cockroach head!

- You. - Let go of me !

In the reserve!

You have real talent as a ventriloquist.

But congratulations especially for the remote control!

That's not cool ! I don't want to leave the kid in there.

You're not going to let him.

All witnesses must be eliminated.

I didn't tell you?

Have fun. We are going to find Fleur-de-Miel.

Don't forget to cover your ears!

Wait !

Help !

Sean! Help !

Thank you.

Yeah!

Help !

- Sean! - Help !

Sean!

It's messed up.

No, we can't lose hope!

Sorry but I don't see what else to do!

They will kill Fleur-de-Miel,

and we're stuck in a shack that's about to explode!

Stop whining and get us out of here.

What can I do ?

It's time to show what you're made of, apprentice.

But I suck. You said it yourself.

I'm just a kid.

- Did I say that? - Yes. And you were right.

No, I was wrong!

I've never said anything so stupid. We are so close to the goal!

You are not going to give up now.

But without you, I would have arrived nowhere!

Alone, I am nothing!

I am not a ninja.

And I'm not... a bad boy either.

I'm just Alex.

- Yeah, you're just Alex. - What ?

But let me tell you one thing.

You don't have to be someone else... or stronger.

You are perfect as you are.

Maybe you don't realize it...

but I do.

You did like a chef for this trip to Thailand...

and you remembered the name of the island, uh...

- Koh Ho Ann? - Yes that's it.

- And you brought us there! And that's true.

- ...and you... - And I told Jasper everything.

- That's what we're here for. - Listen...

I lost ten children that I had to protect.

It is out of the question that I lose one more.

So stop putting yourself down

and find a way to get us out of here!

- I have an idea. - You see when you want !

But... I'm gonna have to gouge out your eyes.

Pardon ?

I'm serious, keep your distance!

Three, two, one...

You'll put them back, huh?

- Obviously. - Oh, I swear...

Ouch! If you lose them, I'll rip yours off.

Grit your teeth... it's going to sting.

- You're ready ? - No, I have to pee.

- What ? - Shoot, dammit!

Sean!

Sean!

Someone there ?

Here, Sean! Over there !

Where ?

- Hello ! - Hello ?

Alex is a prisoner inside! Pick me up!

Quick, turn off the plate!

- Where's Alex? - In the reserve!

I'm here ! Sean!

Good game !

We have to catch them. Take my sword!

- We have to get Jasper out of here... - We don't have time!

But if we leave him here, he might die.

- So what ? - Got to get him out of here.

He sold you to those psychopaths. Leave him !

- The mission comes before the rest. - That's not all that counts.

We should be able to look in the mirror.

- Please... - Help me carry it.

We don't abandon anyone. One two Three...

- Didn't you turn off the plate? - Yes Yes.

I unplugged it.

You got it wrong! Quickly !

- They are there ! - Where ?

Just there !

Dear asshole, remember that I'm temporarily blind?

They drove past us.

By car ? We will never catch them. We don't even know where they are going.

It's... in this... restaurant...

Cobra breeding.

They have a restaurant opening tonight!

That's why he wasn't on the plan!

My scooter...

A scooter ! Awesome !

It's fast, huh?

- It's straight ahead ? - Yes ! Follow the road!

If that's all right, let me know when you turn...

Attention !

It was minus one!

You can have my chocolate lentils.

Do you ever forget to fill your stomach?

- It's to fill yours! - You're a genius, Sean!

- Well, if you say so... - Absolutely!

We're looking for the King Cobra restaurant.

Yeah... And in English?

- It's there, do you think? - No.

It's a bit further, you'll have to turn left.

But it's...

Jimmy? We take off.

Slim ! He saw us!

"Hurry up and patch me up!" - I'm almost done.

- Here is. - Oh, I feel better.

- Uh, do you have my eyes? - A second...

Turn left after the sign!

Bitch!

- They're after us! - What do we do ?

Must sow them!

But how ?

The ! The path to the right!

Hang on!

It's not true !

Don't worry, Philip, the guys are on it.

Let's get the girl.

- So those eyes? - A second...

Miracle! I see !

- Damn ! Sorry ! - He fell ?

- Yes... - Be careful with the other one!

Hurry up !

That should do.

Hey, villain!

It's important to stay hydrated!

Awesome ! Good game !

Get down!

- He's shooting at us! - I hadn't noticed.

That must be it.

Here they are.

Go ahead ! Hurry!

And there, I tell him: if my laundry isn't done by Friday, grandma...

Thank you.

- Climb up the stairs. - OK.

What is happening ?

Uh...

He won't do anything to her with all the witnesses there are!

Uh...

Slim !

Philip, I have it! Go get the car!

Arise, apprentice!

- Sean, catch up with Eppermint, quick! - Agreed.

Philip! I'm here !

Excellent.

I hold it!

The vermin !

Do not !

- The cow ! - Jimmy! Take it down!

Hey!

Damn kids!

Oh no! Sean!

- Damn... - I'll help him,

you help the girl. We don't leave anyone behind!

Kid...

- You will pay dearly! - No. You're the only one who's going to pay here.

Honey Flower?

Honey Flower?

Do not worry.

He left.

Everything is fine.

I will help you.

This time I have you.

Awesome !

Sean, I manage.

- Run! - At your command, Captain!

The tiles!

Alex, are you there? Open me !

We're here, Sean!

Open!

Open me !

Farewell, comforter!

I am not a blanket!

Not yet !

You won't get away with it! You left clues everywhere!

Did you see all the gas barrels down there?

I'm gonna burn it all out when I'm done with you two.

I won't let you hurt her!

In that case, I'll start with you.

Take that, you bastard!

Awesome !

Attention !

Yeah !

Pick up his gun!

Do not move !

Do not advance, otherwise...

uh... otherwise I'll shoot!

Well done, bro!

Come here.

- Where did the lawyer go? - We took care of him.

Especially you !

Hey, I know what NC means!

Ninja Cool !

You saved our lives with your drone!

Yeah, and I filmed it all!

- It was live on the internet! - What ?

Everyone could see that Eppermint is a giant model junk!

Where was.

Hello ?

Hello !

What ?

Yes, it's right next door.

One moment ...

This is for you, Alex. It's Jessica!

Hello ?

- Hi Alex, this is Jessica. - Yes ?

I just saw you disarm that guy live. It was amazing!

- That was crazy! - My heart almost stopped!

- It sounded like someone else! - It was hot!

OK... so you're calling me because...

I looked like someone else?

No ! It's just that... you were a real bad boy!

Well no.

I was just... Alex.

Honey Flower!

Look, dad!

- I have to go. - How are you ?

Me ? Yes I'm dong well.

Most...

But... to be honest, you're in trouble.

What ?

Hashtag: He's gone!

Hashtag: too late!

Hashtag: dropped!

Hashtag: move on!

Hashtag: there are plenty of fish in the ocean!

It is class !

Thanks, boys!

Churros! There, the story ends really well!

- Well done! - I would like to say...

Thanks to you, we eat by eye! Self-serve buffet !

They also saved this little girl, uncle!

- Yeah, that's true too. - To my little superhero!

Yes, to my little one, uh...

royal cobra?

No thanks, I don't eat meat.

I am vegan.

That's neither bidoche nor poiscaille!

- It's considered a vegetable. - Uncle...

- Meat is meat. - That's what they say at the slaughterhouse.

Still admiring turds, Judas?

I'm working on a new recognition software for images.

Of course, there are already some.

Just take a picture of your...your creation,

and the software recognizes it!

You make me walk.

I have to go to the toilet.

You should associate with "Fazam"!

It could recognize butts!

Eh, oh ?

You are the ? NC!

N.C. !

What ?

I wanted to see if you were still there.

How so ?

Now that we've completed the mission...

you're not going to leave without saying goodbye, are you?

Do not.

Of course not !

Cool !

- I have a surprise for you. - To me ?

Yes. I found a tailor in town.

Uh... you bought me a suit?

But no, idiot!

A new body!

Yes, I ordered it yesterday, I hope...

Is it... pure cashmere?

It's Thai silk.

I couldn't find another sword.

This one is not so bad after all.

The costume buttons are brand new, right?

Yes, I thought you would like the color.

But... only... it's too late now.

Alex?

Our mission is over, it's true...

Most...

I thought to myself that I could...

stay around a bit longer.

Uh, not here, but...

but rather... at home.

- Finally... you see... - You ask me

if you can stay with us?

- No, let's say that... - Of course I want to!

You checkered simpleton!

Of course, it is also for a question of safety!

You never know what can happen!

- You are right ! - We are ninjas,

- we have to stay together! - Did you say... "we"?

Yes, that's what I said.

What are you doing ?

Want to try it?

They gave me my unpaid leave!

Now we can go back to the country together!

- It's the foot, huh? - I would like a double gin and tonic.

- Oh my God ! - Well then !

Alex still has stomach problems.

Fantastic ! Prepare your app, John!

Sorry, what's your name again?

So ?

It's perfect.

- I'm waiting for them. - Who is that ?

No matter !

Well then, has the atmosphere gone?

Here Alex, turn on the karaoke behind you.

Here, it will restart the machine.

Hey, Daddy!

What's his name again? Tama-Trucmuche.

She is cute your daughter,

she would be worth a lot of money in the country.

I make you walk!

I'll give you caviar for your ears. Listen carefully.

I like to prepare small dishes When I have guests

I'm not a starred chef, but a flank steak is OK

With fried eggs and onions it will be impeccable

But no matter how hard you try, your steak is bland and dry

To spice up a dish There is only one thing that is worth

cook it thai style

It's my little secret.

Chilli, lemongrass, monkey brain In your Panang

And insects, it's delicious when fried

Durian, galangal and bilimbi Very melting

It will wake up your taste buds I assure you

Thai cuisine

And it's not just for the food that it works!

The other day on TV I watched MMA

Two vioques in filthy shorts who were on the ground

One was hitting limp, the other couldn't stand on his legs

They slow danced for the last 8 rounds

For this kind of show you have to be pro

Don't say I'm going off the rails, cook it Thai style

Do you have any idea what's next?

You'll make his teeth rain By jostling

With your silk headband you'll look cool

Knees in the jaw Shins in the face

Salad of knuckles And guibolles that crack

cook it thai style

Want to see me jiggle? Wait, I'm getting up.

Sorry John, it'll come out in the wash.

- Uncle Stewart? - Yes my sweet?

Your song presents Thailand through its worst shots...

Yes I know ! Here's another verse.

When I chain the bars, my hips say stop

So I get a massage in one of these salons

The masseuse is Bertha A real bag of bones

She's not funny and her table is concrete

For fun I have something I'm not drawing you

I cook it Thai style

And not just a little!

There it is the fireworks Suddenly she knows how to do it

No more tensions It relaxes, it relieves

And the final bouquet for 800 baht It's a bargain

If you ask me I won't lie to you

Baby, there's only one way to reach ecstasy

If you're dry, she makes you a slate

It works for everything Thai cooking

It wasn't bad, huh?

Oh no not that ! Watch out ! If you don't want me to stick one for you!

I don't want your flower necklace! It's the pollen, I'm allergic!

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