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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,550 What's up ball taggers and teaaggers? 2 00:00:02,550 --> 00:00:02,560 What's up ball taggers and teaaggers? 3 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:03,429 What's up ball taggers and teaaggers? I'm Desi Light 4 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:03,439 I'm Desi Light 5 00:00:03,439 --> 00:00:05,510 I'm Desi Light >> and I'm Jordan Cleper. This is Sports 6 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:05,520 >> and I'm Jordan Cleper. This is Sports 7 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,990 >> and I'm Jordan Cleper. This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not 8 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:08,000 War, the show where we are legally not 9 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,589 War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other. 10 00:00:09,589 --> 00:00:09,599 allowed to agree with each other. 11 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:11,830 allowed to agree with each other. >> So if I say ice hockey is the best kind 12 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:11,840 >> So if I say ice hockey is the best kind 13 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:12,470 >> So if I say ice hockey is the best kind of hockey, 14 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:12,480 of hockey, 15 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,230 of hockey, >> then I say screw that, it's tonsil 16 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:14,240 >> then I say screw that, it's tonsil 17 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,470 >> then I say screw that, it's tonsil hockey. I've been told by multiple 18 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:16,480 hockey. I've been told by multiple 19 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,109 hockey. I've been told by multiple people it's the best kind of hockey and 20 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:19,119 people it's the best kind of hockey and 21 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:23,269 people it's the best kind of hockey and one day I'll get my shots. 22 00:00:23,269 --> 00:00:23,279 23 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:25,590 Moving on, we're halfway through March 24 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:25,600 Moving on, we're halfway through March 25 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,509 Moving on, we're halfway through March and my pee is green, which I hope is 26 00:00:27,509 --> 00:00:27,519 and my pee is green, which I hope is 27 00:00:27,519 --> 00:00:29,750 and my pee is green, which I hope is from St. Patty's Day, but it also means 28 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:29,760 from St. Patty's Day, but it also means 29 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,150 from St. Patty's Day, but it also means that March Madness is upon us. And this 30 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:32,160 that March Madness is upon us. And this 31 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,990 that March Madness is upon us. And this year, there's a foolproof way to pick 32 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:34,000 year, there's a foolproof way to pick 33 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,870 year, there's a foolproof way to pick the winner. 34 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:34,880 the winner. 35 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,630 the winner. >> March Madness is just two days away. And 36 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:36,640 >> March Madness is just two days away. And 37 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,069 >> March Madness is just two days away. And if you haven't done so yet, it's time to 38 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:38,079 if you haven't done so yet, it's time to 39 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,350 if you haven't done so yet, it's time to fill out those brackets. 40 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:39,360 fill out those brackets. 41 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,869 fill out those brackets. >> This season though, some people are 42 00:00:40,869 --> 00:00:40,879 >> This season though, some people are 43 00:00:40,879 --> 00:00:44,150 >> This season though, some people are turning to AI to create the best 44 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:44,160 turning to AI to create the best 45 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:44,869 turning to AI to create the best bracket. 46 00:00:44,869 --> 00:00:44,879 bracket. 47 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,549 bracket. >> Not only can AI better inform your 48 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:46,559 >> Not only can AI better inform your 49 00:00:46,559 --> 00:00:47,990 >> Not only can AI better inform your picks, it actually gives you better odds 50 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:48,000 picks, it actually gives you better odds 51 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,430 picks, it actually gives you better odds of avoiding that dreaded bracket buster. 52 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:51,440 of avoiding that dreaded bracket buster. 53 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,790 of avoiding that dreaded bracket buster. >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? NO. NO. THIS is 54 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:54,800 >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? NO. NO. THIS is 55 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,029 >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? NO. NO. THIS is madness. and and not good madness like 56 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:57,039 madness. and and not good madness like 57 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:59,590 madness. and and not good madness like March madness, bad madness like what 58 00:00:59,590 --> 00:00:59,600 March madness, bad madness like what 59 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,790 March madness, bad madness like what China lab has. No, 60 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:02,800 China lab has. No, 61 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,149 China lab has. No, AI should not be settling our brackets. 62 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:06,159 AI should not be settling our brackets. 63 00:01:06,159 --> 00:01:07,670 AI should not be settling our brackets. Whatever happened to just picking the 64 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:07,680 Whatever happened to just picking the 65 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,429 Whatever happened to just picking the school with the hottest mascots? Plus, I 66 00:01:11,429 --> 00:01:11,439 school with the hottest mascots? Plus, I 67 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,510 school with the hottest mascots? Plus, I tried using Grock to fill out my bracket 68 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:13,520 tried using Grock to fill out my bracket 69 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,750 tried using Grock to fill out my bracket and it just warned me that Jewish teams 70 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:15,760 and it just warned me that Jewish teams 71 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,550 and it just warned me that Jewish teams control the weather. 72 00:01:18,550 --> 00:01:18,560 control the weather. 73 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,749 control the weather. Jordan, you drooling giraffe. AI picking 74 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:21,759 Jordan, you drooling giraffe. AI picking 75 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:23,749 Jordan, you drooling giraffe. AI picking college basketball is the future I've 76 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:23,759 college basketball is the future I've 77 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:26,070 college basketball is the future I've been waiting for. Letting AI write my 78 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:26,080 been waiting for. Letting AI write my 79 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,149 been waiting for. Letting AI write my bracket means I finally have the time to 80 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:28,159 bracket means I finally have the time to 81 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:30,310 bracket means I finally have the time to do things that I love, like letting AI 82 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:30,320 do things that I love, like letting AI 83 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:33,030 do things that I love, like letting AI my husband. 84 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:33,040 my husband. 85 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,789 my husband. Thanks, AI. I haven't had a fake 86 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:34,799 Thanks, AI. I haven't had a fake 87 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:37,590 Thanks, AI. I haven't had a fake headache in 6 months. 88 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:37,600 headache in 6 months. 89 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,990 headache in 6 months. And that brings us to my slot prop of 90 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:40,000 And that brings us to my slot prop of 91 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,469 And that brings us to my slot prop of the night. Who will Grock pick to win 92 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:42,479 the night. Who will Grock pick to win 93 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:45,030 the night. Who will Grock pick to win March Madness? Brought to you by 94 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:45,040 March Madness? Brought to you by 95 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,910 March Madness? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling, it's a hobby and an 96 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:47,920 gambling. Gambling, it's a hobby and an 97 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,190 gambling. Gambling, it's a hobby and an addiction. It's a hobby addiction. 98 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:51,200 addiction. It's a hobby addiction. 99 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,109 addiction. It's a hobby addiction. Let's move on to baseball, America's 100 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:53,119 Let's move on to baseball, America's 101 00:01:53,119 --> 00:01:56,630 Let's move on to baseball, America's favorite sport in 1945. 102 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:56,640 favorite sport in 1945. 103 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,469 favorite sport in 1945. Well, last night at the World Baseball 104 00:01:58,469 --> 00:01:58,479 Well, last night at the World Baseball 105 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:01,030 Well, last night at the World Baseball Classic, Venezuela kidnapped a win from 106 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:01,040 Classic, Venezuela kidnapped a win from 107 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,389 Classic, Venezuela kidnapped a win from the USA. 108 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:02,399 the USA. 109 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:04,550 the USA. >> The World Baseball Classic stunner for 110 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:04,560 >> The World Baseball Classic stunner for 111 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,429 >> The World Baseball Classic stunner for Team USA. Venezuela scored the go-ahead 112 00:02:07,429 --> 00:02:07,439 Team USA. Venezuela scored the go-ahead 113 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:10,150 Team USA. Venezuela scored the go-ahead run late and shut down the Americans in 114 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:10,160 run late and shut down the Americans in 115 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,150 run late and shut down the Americans in the bottom of the ninth to win three to 116 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:12,160 the bottom of the ninth to win three to 117 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,390 the bottom of the ninth to win three to two. It is Team Venezuela's first 118 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:14,400 two. It is Team Venezuela's first 119 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,470 two. It is Team Venezuela's first championship at the World Baseball 120 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:16,480 championship at the World Baseball 121 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,470 championship at the World Baseball Classic. 122 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:18,480 Classic. 123 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,309 Classic. >> What? What? America lost the World 124 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:22,319 >> What? What? America lost the World 125 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:24,390 >> What? What? America lost the World Baseball Classic? Something I just 126 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:24,400 Baseball Classic? Something I just 127 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,589 Baseball Classic? Something I just learned ABOUT 4 SECONDS AGO? I will 128 00:02:27,589 --> 00:02:27,599 learned ABOUT 4 SECONDS AGO? I will 129 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:29,910 learned ABOUT 4 SECONDS AGO? I will never get over this. Being humiliated on 130 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:29,920 never get over this. Being humiliated on 131 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,589 never get over this. Being humiliated on the world stage is something we do on 132 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:31,599 the world stage is something we do on 133 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:34,470 the world stage is something we do on the battlefield, not the baseball field. 134 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:34,480 the battlefield, not the baseball field. 135 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,470 the battlefield, not the baseball field. Shame on America's mostly Cuban and 136 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:36,480 Shame on America's mostly Cuban and 137 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,150 Shame on America's mostly Cuban and Dominican team for losing to Venezuela. 138 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:40,160 Dominican team for losing to Venezuela. 139 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,110 Dominican team for losing to Venezuela. >> Actually, Desi, it was mostly white 140 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:43,120 >> Actually, Desi, it was mostly white 141 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,110 >> Actually, Desi, it was mostly white Americans on our team. 142 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:45,120 Americans on our team. 143 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:49,430 Americans on our team. >> What were we EVEN TRYING TO WIN? 144 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:49,440 >> What were we EVEN TRYING TO WIN? 145 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,750 >> What were we EVEN TRYING TO WIN? DESI, DESI, did you staple your wig to 146 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:51,760 DESI, DESI, did you staple your wig to 147 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,589 DESI, DESI, did you staple your wig to your brain again? Come on. It's fine 148 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:53,599 your brain again? Come on. It's fine 149 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:57,030 your brain again? Come on. It's fine that Venezuela won the WBC. Venezuela is 150 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:57,040 that Venezuela won the WBC. Venezuela is 151 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,470 that Venezuela won the WBC. Venezuela is going to be part of America in a few 152 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:58,480 going to be part of America in a few 153 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,589 going to be part of America in a few weeks. So either way, that trophy IS 154 00:03:01,589 --> 00:03:01,599 weeks. So either way, that trophy IS 155 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,990 weeks. So either way, that trophy IS OURS. WE DID IT, BOYS. 156 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:04,000 OURS. WE DID IT, BOYS. 157 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,229 OURS. WE DID IT, BOYS. >> WHICH brings us to our wallet invasion 158 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:06,239 >> WHICH brings us to our wallet invasion 159 00:03:06,239 --> 00:03:08,390 >> WHICH brings us to our wallet invasion bet of the night. Which soon to be US 160 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:08,400 bet of the night. Which soon to be US 161 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,790 bet of the night. Which soon to be US state will win the World Cup? Brought to 162 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:10,800 state will win the World Cup? Brought to 163 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,910 state will win the World Cup? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. You can bet 164 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:13,920 you by gambling. Gambling. You can bet 165 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,830 you by gambling. Gambling. You can bet on war. Now, 166 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:15,840 on war. Now, 167 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,670 on war. Now, >> moving on to the only thing more 168 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:17,680 >> moving on to the only thing more 169 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,309 >> moving on to the only thing more American than baseball, strippers. 170 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:20,319 American than baseball, strippers. 171 00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:22,470 American than baseball, strippers. >> The NBA has cancelled a strip club 172 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:22,480 >> The NBA has cancelled a strip club 173 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,630 >> The NBA has cancelled a strip club promotion planned by the Atlanta Hawks. 174 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:24,640 promotion planned by the Atlanta Hawks. 175 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,149 promotion planned by the Atlanta Hawks. >> The team had planned to celebrate 176 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:26,159 >> The team had planned to celebrate 177 00:03:26,159 --> 00:03:28,309 >> The team had planned to celebrate Atlanta's Magic City Strip Club. They 178 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:28,319 Atlanta's Magic City Strip Club. They 179 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:30,470 Atlanta's Magic City Strip Club. They said it was going to be a tribute to the 180 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:30,480 said it was going to be a tribute to the 181 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,589 said it was going to be a tribute to the iconic cultural institution. 182 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:33,599 iconic cultural institution. 183 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:37,270 iconic cultural institution. Oh, good for you NBA for cancelling this 184 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:37,280 Oh, good for you NBA for cancelling this 185 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,869 Oh, good for you NBA for cancelling this promotion. 186 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:38,879 promotion. 187 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:40,630 promotion. Don't get me wrong, I love and fully 188 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:40,640 Don't get me wrong, I love and fully 189 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,789 Don't get me wrong, I love and fully support the idea of including more women 190 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:42,799 support the idea of including more women 191 00:03:42,799 --> 00:03:45,030 support the idea of including more women in the NBA, but this is not the way to 192 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:45,040 in the NBA, but this is not the way to 193 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,270 in the NBA, but this is not the way to do it. If it were up to me, women would 194 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:47,280 do it. If it were up to me, women would 195 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,350 do it. If it were up to me, women would get their own league where they get to 196 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:49,360 get their own league where they get to 197 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,869 get their own league where they get to play basketball. 198 00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:52,879 199 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,550 We could call it something catchy like 200 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:54,560 We could call it something catchy like 201 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,630 We could call it something catchy like the NBA for women or girls be hooping. 202 00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:58,640 the NBA for women or girls be hooping. 203 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,630 the NBA for women or girls be hooping. I'm an ally. Hold for applause. 204 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:02,640 I'm an ally. Hold for applause. 205 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,229 I'm an ally. Hold for applause. >> How about you hold my nuts in your 206 00:04:04,229 --> 00:04:04,239 >> How about you hold my nuts in your 207 00:04:04,239 --> 00:04:09,910 >> How about you hold my nuts in your mouth? 208 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:09,920 209 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,789 Not only should the NBA have kept this 210 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:12,799 Not only should the NBA have kept this 211 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:14,229 Not only should the NBA have kept this promotion, they should have gone 212 00:04:14,229 --> 00:04:14,239 promotion, they should have gone 213 00:04:14,239 --> 00:04:16,789 promotion, they should have gone further. I want an NBA game with the 214 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:16,799 further. I want an NBA game with the 215 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,189 further. I want an NBA game with the full strip club experience. Lap dances 216 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:19,199 full strip club experience. Lap dances 217 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:21,110 full strip club experience. Lap dances in the nosebleleeds. Taking out cash 218 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:21,120 in the nosebleleeds. Taking out cash 219 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,230 in the nosebleleeds. Taking out cash from an ATM with a $79 service fee. 220 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:24,240 from an ATM with a $79 service fee. 221 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,230 from an ATM with a $79 service fee. Turning location sharing off on my 222 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:26,240 Turning location sharing off on my 223 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,310 Turning location sharing off on my phone. Wiping the glitter off my face 224 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:28,320 phone. Wiping the glitter off my face 225 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,710 phone. Wiping the glitter off my face with a rally towel. Using a FOAM FINGER 226 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:30,720 with a rally towel. Using a FOAM FINGER 227 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,110 with a rally towel. Using a FOAM FINGER TO 228 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:31,120 TO 229 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:36,469 TO >> DAZZY DAZZY. OKAY. OKAY. STOP. 230 00:04:36,469 --> 00:04:36,479 >> DAZZY DAZZY. OKAY. OKAY. STOP. 231 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:38,629 >> DAZZY DAZZY. OKAY. OKAY. STOP. Which brings us to our making it rain 232 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:38,639 Which brings us to our making it rain 233 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,629 Which brings us to our making it rain bet of the week. Which Magic City 234 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 bet of the week. Which Magic City 235 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:42,550 bet of the week. Which Magic City stripper will fall off the pole first? 236 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:42,560 stripper will fall off the pole first? 237 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,990 stripper will fall off the pole first? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. 238 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:46,000 Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. 239 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,189 Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. 100 NBA refs can't be wrong. 240 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:49,199 100 NBA refs can't be wrong. 241 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:50,469 100 NBA refs can't be wrong. >> Well, that's all the time we have for 242 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:50,479 >> Well, that's all the time we have for 243 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:52,310 >> Well, that's all the time we have for Sports War. Join us next week as we 244 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:52,320 Sports War. Join us next week as we 245 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,629 Sports War. Join us next week as we debate if Airbud is the greatest animal 246 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:54,639 debate if Airbud is the greatest animal 247 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,629 debate if Airbud is the greatest animal athlete of all time. 248 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:56,639 athlete of all time. 249 00:04:56,639 --> 00:04:58,790 athlete of all time. >> No way. I know a salamander named Joe 250 00:04:58,790 --> 00:04:58,800 >> No way. I know a salamander named Joe 251 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,550 >> No way. I know a salamander named Joe that is sick at hockey. 252 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:02,560 that is sick at hockey. 253 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:13,510 that is sick at hockey. A 254 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:13,520 255 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,520 heat. 22214

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