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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Hey, you know what?

I managed to actually pay that bill for

the lawyer.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

With what money?

Yeah, well, I actually did some fuckin' work.

Well, we gotta get going.

I ripped out all this fuckin' copper pipe

in this old lady's house.

I sold it down at the scrap yard.

Please tell me you didn't fuck the old

lady.

Hey, hey, do you have any film there,

proof of that?

I wasn't with you, so...

Well, there you go, so I didn't fuck

her.

Oh, man, she's the legal shit out of

this house.

What the fuck is this old broad?

I hope she's not old.

That's it, she ain't old, I fuck her.

Hey, it's the plumber.

Rector, I'm here.

I thought you were still at 12.

Ah, early bird gets the worm, you know

what I'm saying?

Wait here, I'll show you the bathroom.

Yeah, okay.

Did you just wake up or something?

Yeah.

It's 9 o'clock in the morning, are

you still in bed?

Yeah, just a little sleep.

So why the camera?

Quality assurance.

Just, uh, Lass is thinking I'm slacking off

on the job, so he wants me to

be videotaped on what I'm doing.

We got some complaints, you know, so...

Oh, really?

Yeah, no big deal.

Oh, shit, right in here.

I just need you to replace this one

right here.

And there's another bathroom right down the hall.

Are you helping him out also?

Yeah, I'm gonna help him out.

I'm gonna videotape it, but if he needs

any help, I'm gonna help out too.

So, like, that's it?

You just want me to fix your toilets?

No, I have two new toilets I want

to put in.

You have two new toilets, wow.

Yeah, the plumbing's great, so...

Nothing wrong with your plumbing.

Huh, nothing.

All right.

Okay, well then you better show me your

crap, let's see.

The toilets?

Yeah, you shit it.

Yeah, they're right in here.

You guys can manage that, right?

Yeah, I think I can manage that with

the toilets.

These are new?

I don't know where my husband got them.

But, um, it's just the flush he wants.

He wants a certain one.

You gotta have the good flush, right?

You gotta have a certain way of a

flush, or it just ruins this whole thing.

It takes double flush for me, you know,

I don't know.

That's more than I needed to know.

Yeah, that's really kind of a girlie's toilet

you got there.

Sorry, guys.

Well, okay, so...

Yeah, I can put your toilets in.

Great.

Yeah.

And you're just gonna videotape it then?

Yeah, I'm just gonna videotape what he's doing,

just to make sure that, you know, there's

no...

Like, in case he came back and said

we didn't do something wrong.

We had this lady said that we didn't

do the right job, and she's suing us,

so we videotaped everything.

That's who the boss says I'm kind of

abrasive with the customers.

You seem nice.

I'm nice?

Yeah.

Okay, there we go, she likes me.

But there's nothing wrong with plumbing.

You see that?

That's a first.

Nothing wrong with plumbing.

Nothing wrong with plumbing, just replace the toilet.

Just replace the shit, it's no problem.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna go...

Never mind his language, he's from Brooklyn.

Cut him some slack.

Yeah.

So, why don't you, you know, put all

your ass in there, and I'll clean your

shitters over here, okay?

Yeah, I'm about to sleep.

Okay, if you guys need anything, just call

her, okay?

Alright, no problem.

Alright.

Fucking cute, dude.

The problem, well, we...

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the fucking pipes.

There's no...

There's no urgent situation.

We may have to actually fix this fucking

job here.

Actually, hold on a second.

Yeah.

Hey, sweetie?

Yeah?

Um...

Oh!

Holy shit!

What the fuck was that?

Hey, dude.

What's that?

What the fuck?

You alright?

Oh, man, there was some...

Are you okay?

What the hell happened?

There was some cavitation from the fridge.

What should I do?

What should I do?

Should I pick him up?

No.

Get me off of this cold floor, man.

God, my back is...

Hey, hold on.

Wait, hold on a second.

Hold on, wait.

Hold on.

Lay down.

Lay flat on your back for a second.

Hey, no bullshit.

No bullshit.

I'm about to get the roll over, man.

Oh, that's a pain.

What are you...

Hey, are you really hurt?

No bullshit.

What should I do?

Do you want me to take him off

the floor?

Hold on a second.

Let me put the camera down.

Dude, here.

Come on, man.

Ah!

God, my back!

Keep, keep, keep.

Yeah, I got him.

I got him.

Okay.

Let me grab the camera real quick.

Is it your rubber band?

Oh, yeah.

It's my whole back.

Dude, lucky I got this on tape, bro.

Hey.

Look, lucky I got this on tape, bro.

I got you.

You don't need to hold on to me.

Hey.

Yeah, hey.

She's...

Just sit right here.

Oh, God.

What the hell just happened?

What'd you slip on?

I hope you got a homeowner's insurance, because

I'm really hurt.

Dude, are you really hurt, or is this

bullshit?

My back's really fucked up, man.

All right.

I don't know how to...

Can you get me a glass of water?

You want some water or anything else?

Yeah, do you have a homeowner's insurance?

Yeah, I think there's...

Nah, we just moved here.

Um, where's your husband right now?

He's at work.

Oh.

Dude, are you really hurt, or are you

just fucking around?

Do I look like I'm fucking around?

No, no, no.

Relax.

Um...

Just, I'll tell you what.

Would you go grab him a glass of

water real quick?

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Do you want anything else?

No, bring her to the mobile phone.

That's it.

All right.

You know what?

And also, while you're getting that water, call

your husband and tell him that the plumber

got hurt, and ask him if you got

a homeowner's insurance.

Okay, I don't think we do.

Okay.

Dude, are you...

Ah, you fucker.

Dude, I thought you really fucking hurt.

Hey, man, I got a working angle one

way or another.

Yeah, because we weren't going to be able

to...

Keep your eyes open.

What's that?

Keep your eyes open.

All right, I'll just...

I gotta get that on tape.

Well, she already said she doesn't have homeowners.

Well, I gotta figure out how I'm going

to go from being injured to being the

fucking, you know, fucking machine here, okay?

Give me a few minutes here.

Um...

All right.

I'm trying to think.

I'll come up with something, don't you worry.

Okay, okay.

Here she comes.

No, honey, I don't know what to do.

He just fell down.

He's in a lot of pain.

Here, he's right here.

We don't have it.

We don't have it.

I don't know what to do.

He fell down in the friggin' garage.

Let me just rub my back real quick.

Okay.

You know, tell him don't worry about it.

Tell him that we'll take care of it.

He doesn't need to come home or anything.

We're all right.

We'll take care of it.

He said he'd get here in an hour

or so.

Don't worry about it.

Tell him it's okay.

It's okay.

Tell him don't worry about it.

It's fine.

This has happened before.

It's loosening up already.

Maybe if you just rubbed it a little.

Um...

Okay, honey.

I guess he's going to come back in

an hour.

Okay, I'll see you in an hour then.

Okay.

Okay, I love you.

Tell him to phone.

Well, he'll be here.

You just rubbed a little on my back.

Okay, right here?

Yeah, that's good.

It's loosening up.

Look, I thought you guys weren't going to

call the homeowners insurance.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, that's good.

Let me roll onto my hip.

Yeah, roll onto the hip.

That's where it got hurt.

I need cameras.

I'm on the phone with my husband.

Just here.

Just here.

Okay.

You know, you're a little stressed up.

That's all right.

I got it out on film because we

have to sue you maybe.

What?

No.

We have no money in the bank.

Hey, Toots.

Toots, have you got value or anything like

that?

Yeah, of course.

Well, why don't you go take one, okay?

Okay.

And you bring me one back too, okay?

Okay.

Yeah.

I'll be right back, okay?

No problem.

Fucking jackass.

I thought you were fucking hurt, dude.

Well, what's my job?

It's to get fucking laid, right?

I don't give a fuck if you're hurt

or not, but I just, for a second

there, I was concerned.

Come on, bitch.

What the hell are you talking about suing?

I'm trying to fuck the girl over here.

Bro, I'm trying to get her fucking scared

so maybe she'll fuck you, all right?

Dude, listen.

I'm the one that has to fucking tape

this shit.

You're always getting fucking laid.

Okay, okay.

Shut up, shut up.

We'll play this one.

I actually thought you were hurt, you fucking

bitch.

Here, here, here.

Take one of these.

Here.

Oh, God.

Here's some water.

Look, I could call him again.

He'll be here in an hour.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

Look, we probably won't see you.

Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.

Just sit down over here.

You need to relax too, okay?

I have all this money in this house.

You know what, honey?

We can work this out.

I'm sure we won't have any problem.

What the hell are you doing?

It's okay.

It's okay.

We can work this out mutually, so.

You're married.

Just like, like, you know.

Like that matters.

That doesn't make a big deal.

I'm happily married.

All right.

You still will be when I'm gone.

What's the deal?

I thought your back hurt.

How happy are you going to be when

you guys lose your house?

Well, you know, we got it on tape.

There's a whole bit on here.

But, uh, we can work this whole thing

out real nice.

I'm going to come call him right now,

okay?

Wait, wait, wait.

We'll figure out what to do.

You don't need to do that.

Oh, shit.

Look, hey, don't.

Look, listen.

Foots, foots.

Come on back.

I know I see you all stressed out.

Look, look, hey, listen.

Look, this is what I want you to

do.

Take a deep breath.

I just fucking woke up.

Well, yeah, and my buddy just fucking slipped

a disc in his back.

And you guys don't have homeowner insurance.

And calling your husband isn't going to do

any good.

All right?

That's not.

So what do you want me to do?

Just come on over here.

Listen, hold on.

Just come on over here.

You shut up, too.

Hold on.

Look, I just want you to take a

breath.

Fucking relax.

And go sit down over there by Rick.

We'll all talk about this.

And we'll fucking work this out.

All right?

I know you don't want to get sued.

But his back's all fucked up.

And at some juncture here, there's got to

be some sort of exchange so we're all

happy.

You understand?

Your husband can't do any good in this

situation.

All right?

So why don't you just sit back down

over here.

I don't know what you guys want me

to do.

And sticking my hand on his fucking dick.

You're fucking videotaping me.

Relax.

This is no big deal, buddy.

Right?

It's whatever you like.

It all starts here.

Is that what you fucking want?

Well, of course.

You know, come on.

And what if I suck your fucking dick?

How would I know that you guys aren't

still going to fucking sue me?

It's all on tape, honey.

I promise.

You got us.

We got you.

It's mutually...

This whole thing has been taped from the

minute we walked through the door.

We saw him get hurt.

You've seen us proposition you for this.

So it's already...

You already hold my cock in for an

ounce and for a pound.

We'll give you a copy of the tape.

And you like fucking watching.

Yeah.

That's what he does.

And I have your fucking word that you

guys won't sue me.

Or my husband.

We'll give you a copy of the tape.

I will not find this out that I

am sucking your dick.

We all would.

We'll give you a copy of the tape.

I want that.

We'll give you a copy of the tape.

Look, we're as implicated as much as you

are right now.

Yeah, this way now, you know, it's all

fair.

So all you want is a blowjob?

Maybe we could stop it.

Come here, honey.

Bring it down.

Come on.

Come on, you do your husband one every

night, I bet.

I've never cheated on him.

Oh, well.

Hey, come on.

First time for everything.

You're avoiding big costly bills.

You're being a good wife.

Oh, that's right.

How's your back feel, bro?

It's feeling much better already.

And you like fucking watching it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Wow.

You're really attacking that thing, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I've never cheated on my husband once.

I've never fucking cheated.

She's going after your cock like she's fucking

hasn't seen cock in six months.

Well, she's had the same fucking meal every

night, you know?

Just keep sucking his dick.

Like that.

Oh, what's this underneath here?

Whoa.

Listen, you keep your fucking hands to yourself.

Oh, she's a pissy one.

Let's just see.

Come on.

It's kind of like this.

The sooner I come, the sooner I go.

I know that you won't want to fucking

blowjob.

That's something you don't know.

If you're willing.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see what we got back here.

Oh.

There we go.

Listen, you keep your hands to yourself.

Hey, dude, relax.

Suck.

Listen.

Just fucking suck that cock.

Suck, yeah.

Fill your mouth with cash.

That's right.

Suck.

Does she just fucking barf on you?

Oh, she's too thrilled of you, man.

Look.

You like fucking watching?

Yeah, I do.

I'm liking this ass, actually, though.

Oh, yeah.

Keep your fucking hands to yourself.

Keep your hands up on his cock.

I was wondering where the fuck that was.

Your foot.

Goddamn.

You feel much better?

Oh, my back's feeling much better.

It'd be much better, though, if you took

this whole bath robot.

I'm gonna do that for you.

Come on.

You know the way it is.

Take the bath robot.

You wanna fucking see my tits?

Yeah, I do, as a matter of fact.

There you go.

Did I say you could fucking touch them?

Well, you said I could see them.

Yeah.

Two different words.

Come on, girl.

It'd be nice.

Check her out.

She's all fucking feisty and sexy all of

a sudden.

Oh.

There we go.

What?

Your back feels better now?

I'm able to stand.

It's amazing, huh?

Come on.

Suck my cock some more.

Sit down.

Come on.

We'll get this done in a little bit.

And you guys can get the fuck out

of my house.

Not a problem.

Watch this.

There you go.

There we go.

Can you turn my crown?

All the way down.

Better not be your husband.

Jesus Christ.

Did you spit on him, or did you

just fucking puke on him?

She's fucking drooling and spitting all over me

here.

I think she likes the fucking camera, to

tell you the truth.

I think she does, too.

Oh, look at that, man.

All the way.

Holy cow.

Did you see that?

Jesus Christ.

There you go.

There you go.

All the way down.

Come on.

Suck some more, then.

Jesus Christ.

I don't know who her husband is, but

he's done a good job of teaching her.

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up.

This is one of those angry ones, man.

She's so fucking angry.

This is the second one of these angry

ones we got this month.

I'm pissing them all off lately, you know?

Oh, yeah.

You know what I love?

What's that?

I love the fucking slippers she's wearing, too.

I love her little panties.

She's fucking blowing me.

She's got the slippers.

Hey, man, that's great.

Look at that.

Excuse me.

It's all right.

I'm not sucking your cock.

I didn't say you touched my asshole.

Yeah, I'm the one with the hooked back.

I didn't know I had touched the asshole,

but hey, I'm happy to know.

Oh, look at this.

She wants to do it all of herself.

You don't need to rub it in there.

You're not sucking my cock, all right?

All right?

It's her floor.

Jesus Christ.

This one's fucking...

I think she's fucking angrier than the last

one that was pissed off, huh?

Hey, you know I got that award-winning

personality.

Just keep on doing it.

There you go.

That's right.

Good girl.

Yeah.

You know, maybe if you played with yourself.

Yeah, just like that when you suck it.

You just want to fucking blowjob.

Huh?

No, you just wanted to blowjob.

Come on, touch yourself.

Hey, I got to cum first.

Look, you're already fucking around.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah, I do.

You do?

She likes this.

She likes this.

You never touch my fucking pussy.

That's because all women are whores and hot.

Do you want to see my pussy?

Yeah, I want to see your pussy.

Let me see that ass.

Do that again.

Damn.

Do that one more time.

That's a nice pussy.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Does she want to fucking lick it?

There we go.

You know what?

I want to lick your pussy, too.

Huh?

It costs 69.

I guess I should get some, too.

Yeah, yeah.

My back's all fucked up.

That's sucking.

Yeah, let's do this.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Let's get me down over here.

Come on.

Right down here.

Straight on my face.

Come sit on my face and tell me

you love me.

Is he always this fucking crude?

I gotta deal with it every day.

I gotta embrace the first analogy.

That's why I had the camera to begin

with.

I have a feeling you guys do this

a lot.

Just a couple times.

Yeah?

Shit.

What's up, brother?

Check it out.

That is nice.

Mr. Winky!

I'm scared.

What the hell?

Hey, just skip sucking dick.

No.

Don't fucking keep your hands to yourself.

She doesn't like an asshole played with, huh?

Listen.

Keep your tongue on my pussy.

Got that?

Yeah, yeah, man.

No problem.

Does she got a hold of your throat?

She grabbed it by the throat.

She doesn't like when you do this.

Okay.

Keep your fucking tongue at my fucking pussy.

Okay.

You need to fucking keep your hands to

yourself, too.

You don't want to see this girl.

She ain't fucking nice to me at all.

What the

fuck

are you doing?

I'm just getting my back down, honey.

Asshole, my finger slipped in your ass by

accident.

Make sure he doesn't touch my asshole, please.

I just...

Why the fuck am I supposed to make

sure he doesn't touch your asshole?

Just suck his cock.

Jesus Christ.

That's it, honey.

I think this is just absolutely hilarious.

You can provoke a reaction out of this

one moment, but...

Dude, I think she's going to have a

big problem for what she's in store for.

What are you talking about?

I don't know.

Don't worry about it.

Another day in the life.

Rub those cheeks, brother.

Look at that fatty clit she's got there,

huh?

That's fucking nice looking.

Show me that again, bro.

Oh, look at that, huh?

Get your nose out of her butthole.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah, I'd put my nose on her butt,

but she'd get pissed.

Sniffing daisies?

It's kind of got this vinegary taste to

it, you know?

Something like somebody's been sticking vinegar in water

up there.

What are you talking about?

Don't mind us.

See?

Suck his cock, or we're going to sue

your ass.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, check this out.

What are you doing?

She's a junkie, man, isn't she?

You're fucking putting a sock in her face.

I just stuck your fucking sock in her

face.

Your fucking cock sucks.

Yeah, I want my cock sucked, but take

a look at that.

That's like the Grand Canyon of assholes.

Get back down there.

Don't touch my asshole, okay?

I'm sucking his fucking cock.

We're just looking at it.

I just don't like it, okay?

Alright, just lay down.

Or fucking bend over.

Somebody's never been fucked in the ass.

Shut up, dude.

That's a really nice fucking...

Oh, look at that.

That one you can just...

Oh, yeah.

Wouldn't she freak if she figured out it

wasn't my finger?

Whoop.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing, just keep sucking.

Are you guys really whores?

What's that?

Gee, good question now.

That pussy was pretty warm, dude.

Huh?

That pussy was pretty warm.

I think it's time to fuck it.

What do you think?

I don't know.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I think it's ready to go, bro.

Yeah?

I think it's ready to go.

Alright, time to get your...

You guys are out of here?

Oh, no, no, no.

It's time for you to get out.

It's time to get the plumbing checked.

Yeah.

It's time for you to get the plumbing

checked, huh?

I don't know what you're saying half the

time.

Don't worry, I don't know what he's saying

half the time either.

Why don't you just get up over here,

smile pretty for the camera.

Come here.

Look at this.

All soaked with slippers on.

Now, why don't you sit on my cock?

Alright.

Come on, stick that cock inside that pussy

of yours.

Okay.

You're already a fucking bully.

You want me to stick my cock in

you, right?

Oh, yeah.

Alright.

There you go.

There you go.

With your fucking heart?

With my fucking heart.

Come on, honey.

He's not fucking watching.

Yeah, I do.

Do you feel good?

Do you feel good?

Does my fucking back feel better?

No.

Really?

My back feels much better.

And you get to keep your lovely home,

huh?

I'm glad it's that easy, right?

Yeah.

Watch me bite my pussy.

Take it.

Come on, you bitch.

Come on, you fucking bitch.

It's not fucking funny.

Look at this.

Brody, you fucking bitch.

I thought it was pretty funny.

You got fucked on the couch.

You wanna fucking get fucked or not?

Behave, bro.

I gotta watch my back.

Take it, you bitch.

Goddamn, you're a good fucking whore.

I love it.

Lean her forward, bro.

Yeah, that's right.

I want you to get forward, bitch.

That's a pretty good fucking deal.

I don't know who her husband is, but

he may as well have a good fucking

bitch.

It's not fucking funny.

Are you fucking laughing at me?

Shut up and ride my cock.

Oops, I knocked your shit down.

I don't fucking care.

That's a killer.

Hey, dude.

I think it's time you show her your

doggy style.

I think so, too, bro.

You guys do this all the fucking time?

I think you've asked me that about ten

times already.

Just shut up and...

You're like a fucking routine right now.

Stop, fucking bitch.

Just bend over and get on all fours.

Look, you know what?

You have to keep your nice pretty house.

Just bend down.

You're being a good wife, okay?

You're making sure your husband can concentrate on

work.

Let me get it.

You used to be your husband's fucking secretary,

didn't you?

No comment.

I got it right.

You were the other woman at one point.

Turn around.

I was the receptionist.

Receptionist.

Yeah, well, I was a shipper.

Here I go.

You're receiving.

I was like, what's a janitor?

Is it a custodial engineer?

Custodial engineer.

Look at that fucking butthole.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that asshole.

Relax.

There we go.

Deep breath.

Breathe deep.

Imagine it's your husband.

This is like a home invasion.

Home invasion.

The invasion has just begun.

Oh, yeah.

What?

What do you mean?

A home invasion.

Home invasion.

Well, this is what you get when you

don't have a good security system, you know?

When you don't have...

Fuck me.

Look what happens when you don't have homeowner's

assurance.

You have to fuck the plumber.

You got to fuck the plumber.

You're going to have a fucking loser come

to your house and fucking ambush you.

I didn't ambush you.

You put your clothes on, buddy.

Not me.

Fuck.

Ambushed her.

I ambushed her.

I'm in a bush.

Yeah, we're borrowing your bush.

Imagine it's a pretty bald fucking bush.

You see it?

Oh, there you go.

Look at that face.

Look at that face.

Look at that face, sir.

Look at that.

That's the face of a real bitch.

That face.

Oh, my God.

Did you see that?

Come on, you bitch.

What the fuck?

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

She's spitting and fucking...

No, but she kisses her husband.

Hey, you got any kids or anything, honey?

Did she spit in your face?

She just missed it.

There you go, baby.

Come on, come on.

What do I got?

Show us what you got, huh?

Hey, there you go.

Come on.

Here?

There you go.

Out of the way.

There.

That's right.

Come on.

Get that ass up in the air, bitch.

Come on.

I'll just stick your dick in there.

Fucking stick my dick in there.

That's what I'm trying to do.

Get your ass in the air, bitch.

You bitch.

This is not fucking funny.

Shut up.

Oh, she fucking hates every minute of it,

man.

There you go.

Come on.

That's right.

That's right.

Come on.

Come on.

There you bitch.

Come on, you bitch.

You really fucking hate that, huh?

Are you fucking tired of a loser?

Fuck me.

I'm fucking you, bitch.

Check it out, bitch.

What are you?

Stop fucking laughing.

If she gets so pissed off over bitch,

what would happen if I called her a

skank whore?

Shut up.

Oh, you said the magic word.

Oh, skank whore.

Fuck her, dude.

I'm getting bored back here.

There we go.

That's pretty hard.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

You want that again?

You fucking wimp.

Is that all you fucking got?

Let me do a little hand in there.

Yeah, give her a good one.

Give her a good rib, ma.

You're a fucking pussy, too.