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See you soon.
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Hey, why can't you text like an adult?
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Because I don't want there to be a
record of what I'm about to tell you.
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Relax, you're not that famous to be that
paranoid.
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We'll see how paranoid you get when
you're sued for libel.
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Have you read my latest post?
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No. Did it just go live?
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Look, don't freak out, but some of it is
going to sound familiar.
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What do you mean?
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I just want you to know that it's not
about your mom.
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Not really.
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What the fuck?
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Just meet me at Rita's Ale House after
work and we'll talk.
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Lex had a blog chronicling his depraved
sex life. His website, lexlikesex .com,
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went viral and landed him a book deal
when he was sued for writing about an
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affair he had with the wife of a
televangelist.
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The preface of his latest post claimed
it was submitted by a fan named Toby,
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the story sounded way too familiar.
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In the story, Toby describes how he had
been kicked out of his house when he
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turned 18.
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Enter Mrs. Anderson, his best friend
Bobby's mother.
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She took Toby in, even letting him stay
at her place while Bobby was off to
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college.
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The mom, who Toby referred to in the
story as Mrs. Anderson,
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Was sweet to Toby in all the ways his
real mom wasn't.
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She basically looked after him while he
figured out life.
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And as a result, their friendship
blossomed.
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What do you think?
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Can I pull it off?
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You're more than pulling it off.
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I don't know if it's because my son
moved out or you moved in, but I feel
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again. Really?
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I even joined Tinder.
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You did, did you? I've even got a date
tonight.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you think?
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It's quite a dress.
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Do you want to know a secret?
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Sure.
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I was thinking about not wearing any
panties tonight.
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It's a little rebellious, but I don't
know.
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What do you think?
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Ms. Anderson, you really shouldn't be
talking to me about these kind of
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Why not?
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Well, because now I'm just picturing you
without panties on.
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You are?
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Yeah.
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There.
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Now you don't have to imagine.
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I really shouldn't be flirting with my
son's friend, but... It's okay.
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I wasn't judging you.
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I was just trying really hard not to
flirt back.
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I want to fuck you so bad.
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But what about Bobby?
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He'll never find out if we don't tell
him.
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I won't tell.
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It's so hard not to flirt with you all
this time.
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Speaking of hard.
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You really can't say anything.
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Bobby's like my best friend.
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I don't know about it.
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I don't know that you're the charming
one.
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He'll never find out. He's a little
dense anyway.
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I know
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he's
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not happy about you staying here because
of this exact...
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Raisin. I'm worried about a best friend
getting this bomb.
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You have to face me now
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I saw these ones in the laundry too.
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I like them on you.
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with a little bit more experience.
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You're pulling it off so well.
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Oh my God.
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I'm not going to eat it.
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You took off your panties in front of
me.
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You like that little tease?
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I need that.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh my god.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck, yes, you sick, David. Oh, my God,
you guys feel so good.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean what happened?
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Oh.
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We don't tell Bobby we can keep doing
this
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Lex had been kicked out of school when I
went to college, so he moved into my
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mom's place when she got empty nest
syndrome.
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Two of them got very close quickly,
which was something I had always been
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suspicious of.
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I just never thought either of them
would betray me.
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According to the story on Lex's website,
Bobby never caught Toby fucking his
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mom, but his suspicions grew to the
point that it was all he could think
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He became obsessed with getting even.
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Apparently, Bobby had always wanted to
fuck Toby's mother, Mrs. Michaels.
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But he refrained out of respect for his
friendship. This wasn't just his chance
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to get even.
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It was his chance to fulfill his
fantasy.
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Nice of you to come and pick up the rest
of Toby's stuff before I toss it out.
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He said you kicked him out so fast he
didn't have time to grab the rest.
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I gave him six months.
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Toby being Toby.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Stubborn, self -centered.
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I wish he could have been more like you
and gone off to college and worked in
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corporate instead of trying to be some
blogger. And yet, somehow I think he'll
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still end up more successful.
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No way.
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Toby's the kind of guy that can just sit
on his ass and...
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Things are handed to him. When has that
ever happened?
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Every time we grab drinks.
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I'll be trying to get one girl's number
and he just smiles and suddenly he's in
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her car on the way to her house.
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Well, sometimes with women the best
thing is not to try so hard.
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Does not trying hard work on you?
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Good point.
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What does work on you?
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Are you flirting with me, Buffy?
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Maybe.
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Well,
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that wasn't the reaction I wanted.
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It's because you're still trying too
hard.
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Well, anyways, make sure you let me
swing over and grab his stuff.
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Hold on.
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I said...
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Stop trying so hard.
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And say, stop trying.
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This is what you wanted, right?
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Yeah.
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Looks like you like it.
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Like Lacey.
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Oh my god.
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Do you even know what to do with a woman
like me?
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Yes. Do you?
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That's a good start.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you're gonna say something, don't
you?
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my
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God. Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh my god, right there on my clit. It
feels so fucking good.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck me with that tongue, yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Ugh.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Oh, fuck. Yes, grab me.
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Yes.
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Fuck yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, right there.
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Oh my god, yes.
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I love watching that fucking movie,
Carly.
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Yes. Fuck yes, yes.
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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah. Oh my god.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, I love feeling every fucking inch
of you.
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Yeah, that's it. Oh my god.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Show me what you got.
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Oh my god. Oh,
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fuck yes.
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Oh my god, that feels so fucking good.
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oh my god yes oh shit
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oh my god that feels so fucking good
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It's so fucking...
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Don't want it.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my God, that feels so fucking good.
Oh shit.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, yes, yes.
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Fuck yes.
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Get in there and eat that fucking pussy.
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Oh my god yes.
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Oh fuck.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, shit.
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You're so gonna make me cum, baby.
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oh my god oh my
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god oh my god oh my
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god so fucking
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Oh my fucking god.
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Oh shit.
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Fuck. Oh my god.
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Oh my fucking god. Yeah.
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Oh shit.
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Fuck. Oh my god, baby.
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Oh my god, yes. Oh my fucking god.
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Holy shit.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh fuck, you feel so fucking good.
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Yes.
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Oh shit.
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Oh my god, he was over there.
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I don't fucking believe it.
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oh my god oh
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my
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god
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And...
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oh my god oh my god oh
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my god
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The moms in the stories were definitely
our moms. The only thing he had changed
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was that I never actually fucked his
mom.
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Although maybe he thought I had.
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Either way, I had to straighten this
out. Where are you going?
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I feel safe.
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You can leave just because you feel like
it.
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I'm taking a personal day now.
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You get out of work early?
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You fuck my mom and have the nerve to
write about it?
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I didn't fuck your mom.
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Bullshit! Look, I was running out of
stories and my publisher was on my ass
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about his second book.
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I just thought if I pulled from
something close to home it would be more
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believable. I pretended a fan to protect
the innocent.
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You fucked her.
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I'm a writer.
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It's...
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I don't believe you.
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Dude, do you think I would be that big
of an asshole to just go and fuck your
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mom? Yeah.
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You literally wrote an entire fucking
book about how big of a bastard you are.
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You lived with my mom.
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You flirted with my mom. In fucking
front of me. It's my persona.
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It's what sells.
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Why are you being so defensive anyway?
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Screw my mom? Oh, fuck off.
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00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,100
But you wanted to, right?
271
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,900
I know what she did with Lex.
272
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,760
Oh, you saw his blog.
273
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,900
You read it?
274
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,760
Yeah, he showed it to me before I put it
online.
275
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,700
And you're okay with that?
276
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,980
Yeah, not about us. I mean, not
entirely.
277
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,140
The fuck do you mean, not entirely?
278
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Calm down.
279
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,900
No, fucking tell me. No.
280
00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:45,260
Tell me.
281
00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,280
He lived with me.
282
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,400
We shared moments together.
283
00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,960
Moments? The fuck does that mean?
284
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,690
He was a... Attentive when I needed him
to be.
285
00:58:55,070 --> 00:58:57,870
Kind of like a arrogant boyfriend
without all the perks.
286
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:05,130
So what do you think? Can I pull this
off?
287
00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:09,650
I think you're pretty much pulling it
off right now.
288
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:14,650
You know, I don't know what it is. I
don't know if it's because my son moved
289
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:18,490
or you moved in. I've just been feeling
so young again.
290
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,810
Really? Yeah, I even joined Tinder.
291
00:59:21,050 --> 00:59:22,230
You did? I did.
292
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,120
In fact, I already have a date this
afternoon.
293
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:32,520
Wow, well, it's really quite the dress.
294
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,680
And do you want to know a secret?
295
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720
Sure.
296
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,460
I was thinking I would go without
panties.
297
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,420
Do something a little rebellious.
298
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,600
I don't know. What do you think?
299
00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:51,880
You talked to him about not wearing
panties?
300
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,520
Yeah, so?
301
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:56,080
And I'll bet you he told you it was a
good idea, huh?
302
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,800
Actually, he didn't. He said I would
give off the wrong impression.
303
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,740
Wait, the same guy who writes about
fucking women in port -a -potty said
304
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:10,960
Look, life is a dick to those that he
hates. However, he's very loyal to those
305
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:11,960
that he loves.
306
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,160
Like you.
307
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:16,960
Look me in the eyes and tell me you
didn't do anything.
308
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,100
We didn't do anything.
309
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:28,580
I don't believe you.
310
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:30,140
Fine, Brandon.
311
01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:32,960
We fucked each other's brains out. Does
that make you feel better?
312
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,520
I don't know. Is it true?
313
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:41,140
Yeah, totally true. Took my panties off,
gave him a big kiss, and said,
314
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:46,900
I want to fuck you so fucking bad.
315
01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:53,520
But what about Brandon? Fuck Brandon.
He's never going to find out unless you
316
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:54,520
tell him.
317
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,940
I won't. I won't. You better fucking
not. I can't wait to have that fucking
318
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:01,819
in me.
319
01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:03,120
It's been so long.
320
01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:07,940
God,
321
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:12,860
I've been waiting for this.
322
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:13,980
Are you sure?
323
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,140
Fuck yeah, I'm sure. Are you kidding me?
324
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,000
Are you sure this is okay? Fuck yes,
it's okay.
325
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:24,120
It's been so fucking long since I've
been touched by a fucking man.
326
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,940
Why do you think I joined Tinder for,
huh?
327
01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,200
It's not really to meet anybody.
328
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,500
It's just to fuck.
329
01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:37,940
Yes.
330
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,860
I'm gonna put these fucking tits on your
fucking face.
331
01:01:57,930 --> 01:01:59,950
Yeah, I think you're excited too.
332
01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:02,450
Yeah.
333
01:02:04,790 --> 01:02:05,790
Fuck.
334
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,850
These nipples are so nice and sensitive.
335
01:02:10,070 --> 01:02:11,150
It feels so fucking good.
336
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:43,960
Yes, anything you say.
337
01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:46,660
Oh, anything I say?
338
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,440
Oh, we are going to have some fun.
339
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,400
God.
340
01:08:59,099 --> 01:09:01,560
Yeah, that's it. Let me tease you.
341
01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:04,319
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
342
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:05,740
Yeah.
343
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,899
Oh, fuck.
344
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:10,439
Yeah.
345
01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:13,500
God,
346
01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,520
it's so fucking good. Yeah.
347
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,100
You make my pussy feel so fucking good.
348
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:32,938
Oh my god.
349
01:09:32,939 --> 01:09:35,260
Yes. Oh my god.
350
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,960
Oh my god. Oh yes.
351
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,439
So deep.
352
01:09:45,859 --> 01:09:46,859
Fuck.
353
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,420
Oh yes.
354
01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:52,640
Oh my god.
355
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,500
Yes. Fuck yeah.
356
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,480
Oh my fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god.
357
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,600
I can clearly...
358
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:48,980
swear it's so good it's so fucking good
yeah oh my god i like that oh my god
359
01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:50,760
i like that a lot oh bye
360
01:13:31,470 --> 01:13:34,110
You tease me like that all the way in
and all the way out like that.
361
01:13:34,350 --> 01:13:36,970
But, oh, yeah.
362
01:13:38,090 --> 01:13:40,330
Yeah. That was a clip play. Yeah.
363
01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:42,810
Oh, yeah. I want to worship you.
364
01:13:43,450 --> 01:13:44,450
Yes, please.
365
01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:03,080
Yes. Oh, fuck yeah.
366
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,440
There, there, there.
367
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,220
Oh, I'm so happy.
368
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,500
Oh, my God.
369
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,160
Yes.
370
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:10,880
Oh, yes.
371
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,940
Yes. Oh, I've always dreamt that dream.
372
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,600
Oh.
373
01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:16,340
Oh.
374
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,840
Yes.
375
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,640
Get it in there. Get it fucking in
there.
376
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,500
Yeah.
377
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,540
Oh, fuck yes.
378
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,580
Oh, fuck yeah. I love that. Oh, my God.
379
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,060
Oh, yes.
380
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,140
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
381
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,280
God.
382
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,520
Yes, yes, yes.
383
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:54,620
Yes.
384
01:14:55,740 --> 01:14:57,240
Oh, my God.
385
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,320
Yeah.
386
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,920
Because it's just tickling. What are you
trying to do?
387
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,640
Yes, yes, judge.
388
01:15:58,920 --> 01:15:59,779
Oh, fuck.
389
01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:01,780
Yes. Yes, yes.
390
01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:06,160
Oh, fuck.
391
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,860
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah,
392
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:17,420
yeah. There you are.
393
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:19,580
Yes, just like that. Oh, fuck.
394
01:16:40,620 --> 01:16:41,620
God damn.
395
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:47,900
So are you.
396
01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:49,180
Fuck.
397
01:16:50,860 --> 01:16:51,860
Yes.
398
01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:53,620
Yes.
399
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,240
Yes.
400
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:15,180
I can talk a little bit.
401
01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,540
Yeah.
402
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:17,880
Yeah.
403
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,280
Yeah.
404
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,840
Oh, yes.
405
01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:23,020
Yeah.
406
01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:26,580
Yeah. You want me to smell it, too?
407
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,880
You want me to smell it, too? Fuck you,
man.
408
01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:30,840
Oh, yes.
409
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:33,180
Yeah.
410
01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,880
Of course I do.
411
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,500
But you definitely know what you're
doing, still.
412
01:17:43,150 --> 01:17:44,029
Fuck yeah.
413
01:17:44,030 --> 01:17:45,030
Oh.
414
01:17:46,570 --> 01:17:48,830
Right there. Oh, yeah, right there.
415
01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:52,270
Oh, fuck.
416
01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:53,750
Oh,
417
01:17:55,350 --> 01:17:56,350
fuck.
418
01:17:58,390 --> 01:17:59,390
Yeah.
419
01:18:01,790 --> 01:18:02,790
Yeah.
420
01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:06,110
Yeah. Right here.
421
01:18:06,370 --> 01:18:07,370
Oh.
422
01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:11,710
Oh, yeah. She's got a fucking pussy.
423
01:18:28,719 --> 01:18:30,920
It makes me fucking crazy.
424
01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:34,820
Cheers.
425
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:17,340
Look at that fucking condom and that
pussy, my god. Oh my god, it looks so
426
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:18,159
fucking good.
427
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,420
Oh my god.
428
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:21,760
Yeah!
429
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:56,720
girl don't you
430
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,320
Too much.
431
01:24:40,390 --> 01:24:41,169
So good.
432
01:24:41,170 --> 01:24:42,950
Yes, it does. Yes, it fucking does.
433
01:24:45,570 --> 01:24:46,570
Yeah.
434
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,290
Oh, it's going to make me cum. Yeah,
it's going to make you fucking cum.
435
01:24:50,770 --> 01:24:51,950
Oh, fuck.
436
01:24:52,390 --> 01:24:53,390
Yes.
437
01:24:53,850 --> 01:24:56,430
Yes. Right there, right there. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
438
01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:57,890
Fuck. Oh, my God.
439
01:24:58,170 --> 01:24:59,170
Oh.
440
01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:55,670
There. Does that ending suit your
paranoia any better?
441
01:25:57,710 --> 01:26:02,110
She wanted me to think it was some story
she made up, but I knew it was true. I
442
01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:05,350
could tell by the look in her eye. And
in that moment, I knew I had one choice.
443
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:06,750
Get even.
444
01:26:08,510 --> 01:26:10,530
So, what did you think of his latest
post?
445
01:26:12,150 --> 01:26:16,170
I haven't read anything since he posted
that blog about fucking my best friend.
446
01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:17,710
Who was that?
447
01:26:17,930 --> 01:26:19,190
The televangelist.
448
01:26:20,010 --> 01:26:21,010
That was your friend?
449
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,300
ruined her life.
450
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,960
Not that he would care. I mean, as long
as he's making money, he doesn't care
451
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:28,960
who's back his job.
452
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,340
Yeah, he basically admitted to fucking
my mom.
453
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,700
That sounds like something he would do.
454
01:26:33,940 --> 01:26:35,280
And that doesn't bother you?
455
01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:36,740
Of course it does.
456
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,880
What can I do? Really?
457
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,480
Nothing.
458
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,040
You can get even.
459
01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:46,600
I tried that.
460
01:26:50,460 --> 01:26:54,380
I was the one that encouraged it. My
friend just threw him after that vlog,
461
01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:55,380
what happens?
462
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:56,900
He gets a book deal.
463
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,140
He always just seems to win.
464
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,340
Maybe not this time.
465
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,140
What do you mean?
466
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,540
He still loves you, right?
467
01:27:06,780 --> 01:27:07,780
Of course.
468
01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:11,880
I think that he feels like he has to
spend the rest of his life apologizing
469
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:16,640
me for that vlog, but he knows he got
famous from that.
470
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,360
So, will he ever learn?
471
01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:21,260
When he gets a taste of his own
medicine.
472
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,600
What are you saying?
473
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:32,320
Oh, oh, oh.
474
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:33,980
What are you doing?
475
01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:35,839
Getting even.
476
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:39,280
Come on. You can't tell me there isn't a
little part of you that doesn't want
477
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:40,280
revenge.
478
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,480
Of course I do.
479
01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,680
Then this is your revenge.
480
01:28:02,740 --> 01:28:06,740
I... I... I cannot do this.
481
01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:12,620
Uh -uh. I'm... I'm not like him. I'm
good.
482
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,960
But it feels better.
483
01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:46,070
Thank you.
484
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:20,880
Thank you.
485
01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:12,560
This is crazy. This is crazy.
486
01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:15,660
It feels so fucking good.
487
01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:18,200
It actually does.
488
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:23,660
Right there.
489
01:33:25,740 --> 01:33:27,440
Right there.
490
01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:36,260
That's it.
491
01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:40,920
That's it. That's it. Right there. Right
there.
492
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:44,960
That's it. Come on.
493
01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:47,660
Right there. Right there.
494
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,920
There you go.
495
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,000
Good girl.
496
01:39:35,310 --> 01:39:36,310
That's it.
497
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:51,640
Holy fuck.
498
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:59,280
Oh my god. Oh my god.
499
01:41:01,340 --> 01:41:04,320
Oh my god.
500
01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:07,340
Oh my god. This is so fun.
501
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,900
You wanna push your cock out of here?
502
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:28,520
God, I've never been this bad before.
503
01:41:28,780 --> 01:41:29,780
Oh, my God.
504
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:30,920
Yeah.
505
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:33,320
Does it feel good, though? It does feel
good.
506
01:41:33,740 --> 01:41:35,660
Oh, my God. You're such a fucking idiot.
507
01:41:36,020 --> 01:41:36,759
Oh, my God.
508
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:37,760
Yeah.
509
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:39,040
Oh, my God.
510
01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:42,960
Yes. Yeah.
511
01:41:43,380 --> 01:41:45,500
Oh, yeah. There's some tight right
there.
512
01:43:20,020 --> 01:43:22,820
I am
513
01:43:22,820 --> 01:43:27,960
not a bad person
514
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:30,580
Your pussy says otherwise.
515
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,840
It's so fucking weird.
516
01:43:34,020 --> 01:43:35,020
Oh, it's good.
517
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:38,320
It's okay. You feel all right in my
cock, huh? Yeah, it feels so good.
518
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:40,780
I'm just going back to school.
519
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:42,980
This is the way he does it.
520
01:43:43,820 --> 01:43:46,460
Oh, it's good. Yes, it's good.
521
01:44:38,050 --> 01:44:41,790
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god, oh my god.
522
01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:08,220
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch,
touch, touch, touch.
523
01:46:08,910 --> 01:46:12,330
Yeah? Yeah.
524
01:46:39,150 --> 01:46:40,170
Uh -huh.
525
01:46:40,890 --> 01:46:41,910
Uh
526
01:46:41,910 --> 01:47:04,110
-huh.
527
01:47:16,330 --> 01:47:17,330
Yes, yes, yes.
528
01:47:17,690 --> 01:47:18,830
There you go, there you go.
529
01:47:19,530 --> 01:47:20,530
There you go, there you go.
530
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,560
There you go,
531
01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:46,340
there you go.
532
01:48:49,850 --> 01:48:50,850
Holy fuck.
533
01:48:58,270 --> 01:49:00,770
You really hurt your hands. You want me
to do it again?
534
01:49:01,030 --> 01:49:02,030
Yeah.
535
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:28,680
It's nice and wet over here.
536
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,580
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
537
01:51:46,550 --> 01:51:49,770
That is amazing.
538
01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:01,140
Okay, but I am not a bad person for
doing this.
539
01:52:01,440 --> 01:52:02,440
Yeah, you are.
540
01:52:02,480 --> 01:52:04,480
Alright. Put your cup and car on.
541
01:52:05,440 --> 01:52:06,440
Okay.
542
01:52:07,820 --> 01:52:10,920
Nearly a year had passed since that day,
and although I continued to hang out
543
01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:14,560
with Lex and laugh at the absurdity of
his vlog, I never told him about Reagan
544
01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:16,400
and I, or what we had planned for him.
545
01:52:16,660 --> 01:52:20,300
I was waiting for the right moment, and
that moment had finally arrived.
546
01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:27,140
Why don't you text like an adult?
547
01:52:27,480 --> 01:52:28,480
What have you been up to, douche?
548
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:32,340
Oh, you know, fucking your mom every
chance I can get.
549
01:52:32,900 --> 01:52:36,060
I'm going to be mailing you something.
Should I send it to your house or
550
01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:37,060
somewhere else?
551
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:38,680
Send it to the house.
552
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,120
Wait, what is it?
553
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:42,720
Just a copy of the unpublished book I've
been working on.
554
01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:44,500
What book?
555
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:48,060
You haven't been working on a book. I
have, and your publisher is about to
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01:52:48,060 --> 01:52:49,060
release it at the end of the year.
557
01:52:50,140 --> 01:52:51,140
No, they aren't.
558
01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:53,240
Yep. Why didn't anyone tell me?
559
01:52:53,580 --> 01:52:55,860
You know, probably to avoid any fallout.
560
01:52:59,390 --> 01:53:00,590
What? Follow that.
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01:53:01,390 --> 01:53:02,390
You'll see.
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