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Hey.
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Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love stepmom. How
are you? How are you doing today?
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It's going good. It's a little
interesting, but going well.
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Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting?
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Tell me.
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Well, um, so, I want to talk to you
about... I'm just going to go out and
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it. Okay.
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I want to enlist.
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Enlist in what?
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Hey, so, I was talking to my friend
Oliver for a while, and I think we're
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to enlist in the military.
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What?
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Sorry, but what?
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Yeah, like, I've been looking at the
different branches and stuff, and
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I think I got what it takes to be in the
Army.
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What? No.
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You, the two of you were going to enlist
in the military?
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Yeah, we talked about it after playing
some video games, and we thought we were
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pretty good at it, and it would be great
for us.
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Well, and today you prefer it because
it's a joke? I don't understand.
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Have you talked to your father about
this?
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Yeah, yeah, I did. Um, and actually,
that was on board.
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Like, real, actually. What? Yeah, it was
super quick to say, uh, yeah, you need
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to go.
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He said it's going to be great, like,
justice and, like, structure for my life
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or something. I don't know, but, um... I
mean, yeah, you could probably get more
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structure, but I don't think the
military is what you need.
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I think this is a terrible idea.
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You're playing video games and you
think, ooh, I want to join the military?
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I think it's March.
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I don't know. But, yeah, we want to join
the military.
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Oh, my God. Okay, and who's your
father's name, Father?
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Oh, he's totally on board. He thinks it
would be great for us. It's good for
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education.
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And... You know? I think we got it. And
you don't see the dangers of it. You
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don't see the dangers in the military?
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Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like,
I'm honestly still pretty good at,
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like, the whole military thing anyways.
Like, I play video games all the time.
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I do a lot of shooting on there, so,
like, I'm really good, so.
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So you think you can go to war?
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You think you're that brave, you're
going to march into a real war and shoot
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real people?
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I mean, I'm not doing anything else,
right?
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Really? It looks pretty fun.
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It looks fun? It looks fun? Running
around and getting shot at?
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Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't
understand why you want to be.
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This is not okay.
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Oliver, I... I can't even talk to you. I
gotta call Christine.
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Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her.
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Elias and I are actually literally... We
did this together.
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We went through everything.
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No.
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Okay, well, me and Elias are actually
going to go get some workouts in to get
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ready for this, so... You do that.
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Girl, I need to talk to you.
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Yeah, I just heard.
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Both of them.
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I swear they planned this. This is not
okay.
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I'm so angry I can't even think of it
right now.
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Do you want to come over and talk about
this?
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I think we need to figure it out. Yeah,
I'll come over.
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Alright, I'll see you soon.
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Alright, see you in a little bit.
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This is just ridiculous. I can't believe
that they think that they can join the
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military. Can you? I mean, this is
just... Those are absolutely ridiculous.
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And not want to pass us first, but more
so they just kind of planned it. I mean,
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I know that I'm just a stepmother. I get
that. But, like, I've been in this
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kid's life since he was a child.
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That's because they're playing a lot of
video games, I'm telling you. Yeah.
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They think that they can go into actual
combat?
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Hmm.
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Well, we could put them through a little
boot camp of our own.
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Show them how hard it really is to be in
the military.
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Like, get them to do all the exercises
and the actual, like, work that's going
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to be in the military.
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Exactly. Give them a dose of the
military.
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Yeah. Like, break them down, build them
up type of stuff. Exactly.
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I mean, they literally, the only muscles
they have in their body are in their
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thumbs from all the video games they
play.
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That's so true. I like that idea.
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Yeah. But what if they're, like, so
stuck in this idea that they push
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they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it
doesn't work. What if we fail on our
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end?
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Well. Then we have to give him a little
more incentive.
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Kenzie, I can't believe you just said
that. Come on, you're such a prude.
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There are set plans. Look, and Elias is
really hot.
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If we could make it better, we could
just quit.
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The way you plan on seducing my Elias?
Yeah, you can seduce Oliver.
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I don't love this idea, but I like where
your mind is at, and I think that...
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I'm willing to do anything for my boy.
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So if this saves them from the dangers
of the military, then I'll do it.
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Great.
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Cheers.
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It's a new plan.
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Keeping our boys safe.
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Hi.
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Casework.
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Of course you do.
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I won't be killing you.
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This is nothing.
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Smartass.
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so bad.
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This is what they're going to put you
through.
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So bad they're going to be tired when
we're done with you. Get that core work
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in. Come on now. Come on.
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Get it together. That's right.
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Yeah, you're getting tired.
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Come on.
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Give it a squat. Come on. You think you
have what the military takes?
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Activate your axes. Let's go.
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This isn't a video game.
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Get it together.
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Come on.
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Squat deeper.
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Get all the
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Just like that. Come on. Get all the way
down.
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Just like that.
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Yeah, Private. You get all the way down
to that ground.
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That's right. Let's go. Let's go.
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Come on now. You think you can do this
all day?
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Huh? Let's go.
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Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm
done with you.
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You guys still really want to join the
military?
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Of course we do. Did you see how we
killed it? It was me.
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Might be overreacting just a little bit.
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Wait, do you have anything to cook for
you?
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Do you even have to make your bed?
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Um, I mean, yeah. Do you have laundry?
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People will cook.
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We do all that stuff for you. You're
really going to leave your mom?
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We're going to be fine, you know? Yeah.
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to feed you weird food. And you're such
a picky eater.
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You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be
back, you know. Stay with Mommy.
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I will take care of you. You won't have
to fight anybody. The military isn't
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going to destroy you.
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You're really going to leave?
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You're really going to do this?
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Then there's no way to talk about it.
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Yeah. Maybe I could give it a second
thought. Really?
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What if I gave you an unlimited pussy
card?
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Mm -hmm.
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Unlimited?
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Unlimited?
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That's like a lot. Just to keep you
here?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good boy.
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Give it a second thought, will you? Just
contemplate it.
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A little longer.
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Give you anything you want.
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Yeah.
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Definitely reconsidering. You can play
with me anytime you
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want.
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What a girl.
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Very nice.
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Let me reconsider my decision.
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See? See how much better than the last
period this could be?
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I can definitely see it.
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Are you okay with this?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Don't worry. Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, honey.
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You're sure?
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Yeah. Go on. This is what you guys need.
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I know.
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Whatever we need to do to keep you guys
home and safe. Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is it okay
if I... Yes, honey.
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Okay.
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You're a genius.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, give it your good.
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It's nice and good. Just don't snap. Oh,
yes.
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That's how it's done. Isn't that pretty?
Make it look so good. Yeah?
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Make it look pretty.
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Oh, Miss Candy looks so good.
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Good job. Good job.
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Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Oh, honey,
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help mommy take her pants off.
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Take your pants off?
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Thank you
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You're gonna touch your tits.
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I love watching it.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, mommy.
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Mom,
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stop looking!
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Yeah
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Oh yeah, keep going.
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Oh, just like that?
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Oh, I'm getting
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close. Oh, I'm getting close.
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Oh yeah, give me that big fucking load,
yeah.
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So you boys aren't going to join the
military, right?
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Oh, no.
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We're still joining.
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What? Yeah.
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You're still going to join the military?
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Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a
second chance. No.
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can't go.
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What? Is this a joke?
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Yeah.
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After everything that you guys have been
through with the boot camp that we gave
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you and... We gotta fight for our
country.
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Fuck us.
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Like, you can have this all the time.
Like, you don't understand.
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Yeah, but, I mean, the military's gonna
definitely give us destruction.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We're going on it.
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Well, we'll see. You're gonna come
running back to it.
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Nah, not a chance.
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Nah.
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We'll see you guys.
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