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There's no shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, dude. He's a fucking pussy.

Oh, shit.

Dude.

She's fine as hell.

Bro, you ain't gonna get no tip around here.

Oh, man. We gotta get out more, like... Girls like this ain't gonna get us to

the dog, dude.

Nah. Not even close.

Shit.

We really need to get out or something. A little party. Like, dude, none of

these girls would be there.

We're going to have to get out of here. We're going to have to find a way.

Hello, son.

Are you boys ready to go to the synagogue?

Guys, leave the attitude at the door, okay? Yom Kippur, the pool together.

Do you have to?

Yes, you have to. Your fathers have been preparing this for many, many weeks.

They're high up beacons in this synagogue.

And Yom Kippur is today. And we must acknowledge that.

Can we just be more exciting, like, or go get food or something?

Yeah. It's so boring.

How will it look upon our families if you cannot get yourselves together and

there on time?

Well, not my problem. It's Dad's problem.

Oy vey.

Oy vey. Just please get ready.

Don't do this to us today, please.

We've been waiting for you guys for too long, so get yourselves together.

The clock is ticking. Don't embarrass us.

There's no way we can talk to you first.

Just keep it on.

Keep it on.

Oh, shit,

dude. I just got invited to a party.

Oh, shit.

You think we should go to it?

I mean, fuck it. I'll dig it.

All right.

Here's a campaign check.

Sneak out.

Go get some glizzy.

Meet up with some Gentile women.

Oh, yeah? You want to cut the kosher? Hell yeah.

All right.

How the fuck are we going to get out of here?

I don't know. It's just our mom. Our people go through worse.

Me too.

Let's go. Let's go.

What is with our boys and their

attitude right now?

I know. It's not like we're not going through it too.

Or we're not starving.

Or we've been fasting just like they have.

I know. And I've been abstaining from sex.

The sun's down and I'm so fucking horny.

I could really go for a kosher dog.

Bad girl.

I know, doesn't it make you extra horny not being able to?

Oh, I'm so horny.

Fuck, I miss it when my husband would just touch my tits in our hot makeup

session.

I know, before we used to get so intimate and he would go down on me.

She's so wet.

Well, maybe we can, you know, try something else.

Yeah, is there a step -son? Yeah.

That sounds actually great.

This guy was a lucky man to have you.

Fuck,

I've been so hungry.

Yes, break your fast.

Our husbands will never know.

They'll be so ashamed.

I'm coming.

Oh, God.

Drink me.

Drink me. Drink me.

Please.

Fuck me either.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, we're definitely telling Dad.

We aren't breaking any marital rules.

We aren't breaking the marital rules.

Well,

if y 'all are going to be doing this, then we should be able to go to the

No, no, no, no. People from the temple will be there, and they will see you

there. We can have a party at home.

What does that entail exactly? We're trying to go get, like, girls.

Yeah, what does that even mean?

the party at home instead of the temple. Maybe it's just fun.

What are y 'all doing?

Well, we are women, so I was thinking, baby, you could go with Mandy,

and Parker, he'd come with me.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you okay with this?

I mean, If you're cool with it, yeah, I get it.

Like, if they let us do this, we gotta be holding other stuff too, right?

I mean, they are really hot.

Yeah,

I think I'm down.

I'm down.

Plus Jewish girls are way hotter than Gentile girls.

Oh, yes.

Oh, this is so hard.

Bro, our dads were fucking tough.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, what?

Grabbing my... Oh, yes.

We were fasting so long.

Our hunger is insatiable.

I don't know, I can't take the fact that I'm also looking at my...

Well,

if you guys are feeling shy, I do have a piece.

We have this.

We have this. We can put it over ourselves, right, Mandy?

Yeah. We'll cover ourselves for the shame.

Okay.

Does that work?

Dad never told me about this.

Just like my husband.

Yeah.

We still meet dad, do we?

We'd love to meet your dad.